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>>63787655
what is this haircut called?
>>63787664
just fag my shit up
I almost forgot to ask. While cruising regionals on YouTube I came across this "knockout". What happened?
3rd for my fightfu
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-josh-barnett-vs-ben-rothwell-joins-fox-ufc-fight-night-in-new-jersey-112415
Who takes this?
>>63787676
rigged
>>63787690
Rothwell has a few ways to win but I think Barnett will be too intelligent and will get a decision
>yfw WW3 is about to start and will cancel UFC 194
>>63787690
Rothwell will hit Barnett hard and Barnett will try to stumble into the clinch, eat more shots and go down
This may or may not happen after multiple rounds of boring clinchwork, either way though someone's saying some cringeworthy stuff in the post fight interview.
>>63787655
good job bud
>>63787635
>>63787622
Klitschko has a PhD.
He speaks four languages.
He is the world champion of four sanctioned leagues.
He has an Olympic gold medal.
His record is 64-3, soon to be 65-3, and he's on a 21 fight win streak.
He's arguably the hardest punching heavyweight ever.
He's arguably the pound for pound best boxer ever.
He's married to Hayden Panettiere and has a kid with her.
He has created charities and won humanitarian awards.
His older brother is the mayor of Kiev.
His father was a Soviet Major General.
Don't shit on Wladimir.
>>63787725
>He's arguably the hardest punching heavyweight ever.
>He's arguably the pound for pound best boxer ever.
Now this is shit posting
>>63787725
That's cool but boxing is still mad gay
>>63787676
got the fight knocked out of him
>>63787722
Why not just end it now?
>>63787722
plz no
>>63787690
>>63787716
Rothwell wins
Just two more weeks and we will be deep into embedded. We will be getting ready to watch Sage weigh in. Just two more weeks.
>>63787725
>He's arguably the pound for pound best boxer ever.
calm down
>>63787729
both of those things are actually true
I'm not saying that he is or that I prescribe myself to either opinion. But they are both absolutely arguable.
I don't know anything about boxing really. Does Tyson fury really have a chance or is he just all talk?
>>63787754
>both of those things are actually true
No, no they are not at all
Fucking end yourself, he's not even as good as Vitali let alone real all time greats
>>63787722
I would without hesitation join the army if 194 got cancelled cause of a couple of delusional pakis
>>63787722
People here are already rallying with Russia and are actually hyped about going to push Turkeys shit in.
Welp, it was nice knowing ya.
>>63787723
Nah. I agree with the britbong. Barnett will gameplan his way to a decision, AND THEN he will say some cringeworthy stuff in the local language. Whatever the fuck it is they speak in New Jersey.
>>63787690
this fight is going to be shit
>>63787768
Whoever removes the kebab has my support.
>>63787771
I don't know man, Ben Rothwell is really good. He's got some legit power. Barnett is so old these days and imo tends to wilt when he's getting hurt bad and can't quickly grab a clinch and hold on.
>>63787780
I thought for two fat guys holding the clinch for five rounds, the Barnett/Nelson fight was actually really good. One of those grappling matches where a lot of subtle shit is going on.
Nelson also threw a headkick fuggen lel
>>63787794
It was the worst fight in 20 years
>>63787761
All talk, Klitschko's technique and timing is too good. Klit is also pretty mellow, he wont get emotional during the fight, meanwhile Tyson is already been a pussy ass bitch because his training gloves don't fit right
http://www.skysports.com/klitschko-vs-fury/news/33472/10076989/klitschko-vs-fury-row-over-gloves-leaves-tyson-furious
Tyson will throw two hooks, they'll both miss, Wlad will throw one jab, it will connect, rinse and repeat, Klit wins by decision
>>63787798
no, Struve vs Rosholt was
>>63787798
Well whatever may or may not float your yacht, my friend.
>>63787806
I'm still mad Rogan implied I was an uneducated casual for not liking that fight, like come on now mang that fight would have been booed anywhere
>>63787722
>tfw the brits or germans will once again move into africa
>tfw you will inevitably be recolonized
>>63787818
worst fight ever
>>63787826
Ready to become civilised my black subhuman friend?
>>63787794
I enjoyed the Nelson fight too. I think both fighters showed improvement over their last respective fights. Barnett has improved striking and Nelson has not-complete-shit cardio.
But if Nelson can't finish Barnett, I don't think Rothwell can.
>>63787798
it was a great fight what you on about?
>>63787761
also don't be confused by Tyson's unbeaten streak, The last 4/5 fighters which had a go at Klit also had never been beaten before.
Win streaks in boxing are pretty common because there are a million boxers out there, it's definitely the most popular fighting sport and every Joe Schmoe has a go at it
>>63787675
That's pretty good.
>>63787798
lel
>>63787806
>>63787809
Struve could be the worst fighter in utilizing his natural advantage. Why the fuck is he so bad? He's already training in Holland. How hard is it to get him to fight long and tal?
>>63787835
yeah but Nelson is hot dogshit against anyone with a good gameplan, Rothwell not so much
He's not going to get bullied in the clinch anywhere near as much, being as big as Barnett
I guess we'll see though
>>63787854
>Why the fuck is he so bad?
Zero drive, zero killer instinct, zero athleticism, afraid to get punched.
Only reason he is even a fighter is that he is 7" tall.
>>63787854
He uses his frame well in grappling. But on the feet he's never developed most likely because he never left the small camp he started at in The Nethermemes.
Remember when Barnett tapped to strikes from CroCop?
>Central Europe
>>63787876
Remember when Barnett got popped for steroids 3 times?
>>63787878
Admiring your post number
>>63787882
You know, now that I think about it I really don't like Josh Barnett all that much.
The love of pro wrestling, the weebdom, his boring style, killing Affliction, it just puts me off mang.
It's interesting how divisive Barnett's fight with Nelson is. I loved it; beautiful clinch work and a huge amount of heavy inside strikes getting thrown.
>>63787858
I gotta watch Rothwell fights again. Don't really remember how he did in the clinch.
>>63787869
I thought the dutch are good at kickboxing. That's how they keep their prostitutes in line.
>>63787943
and it's how their prostitutes make sure their clients pay. it's martial arts hierarchy over there.
>>63787918
not really that interesting imo, I loved it too but no surprise to me that swine didn't enjoy it
Why the F is Ariel still in Albuquerque?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/25/9794632/michelle-waterson-discusses-recent-knee-injury-emotions-following
>>63787966
was all filmed last week senpai
>>63787966
>wrestling and injured her knee
Every time. Is there any way we can stop this plague of wrestling-related knee injuries?
>>63787966
>Wrestling injury
Of course.
>>63787918
You mean fight fans liked it and casuals didn't?
>>63787955
lel
>>63787993
still less gay than donkey guard
>tfw you know that Aldo is going to get finished in a brutal fashion
feels good man
>>63788037
looks like assbro from /gif/
>>63788037
Fucking Miyao
/HEEM/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 79
Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina
Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia
>>63788032
This fight will not live up to the hype. They will both gas out by the 4th round and it will turn into a plodding, sloppy kickboxing match.
>>63788030
It wasn't that long ago that we said 50-50 guard would never cross over to MMA. Hell, going a bit further back even the deep half sweep was a bit controversial. I might be misremembering but I think I recall some fella using an X-guard too for a few seconds. Nowadays deep half sweeperoos are common, 50-50s show up every few months... so who knows, maybe we'll see a donkey guard get used!
>>63788037
>BJJ
lmao
>>63788082
how come the left column was edited?
>>63788083
I think it'll live up to the hype because Conor pressures so heavily and will initiate heaps of exchanges with Aldo. If Chad can drag Aldo into an exciting banger, then Conor can too!
>>63788109
so someone would point it out and give me attention
>>63788128
noice
>>63788083
it won't live up to the hype because its gonna be a one sided beatdown by England's Brave Conor McGregor.
How would you stop her attack?
>>63788150
throw her a basketball
>>63788150
look her in the eyes and say "it's not your fault"
>>63788159
god i hate when that happens
>>63788163
perfect
/thread
>>63788128
noice
>>63788163
thats brutal desu
>>63788122
God TRT Vitor is a crazy mother fucker to watch
>>63788230
Wow he paid for that flying heel hook attempt dearly, position before submission know what i'm sayin
>>63788092
How the fuck can you watch a sport where the best never face eachother?
At what point was Rockhold mentally defeated? When Chris absolutely demolished Vitor?
>>63788150
>you will never be a FightKEK member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k57ya0y90s4
Today it’s exactly 40 years ago that Suriname left the kingdom of the Netherlands to become an independent state. So today we are celebrating the birthday of Suriname, a country I love so much. What makes this date even more special for me personally is that on the same day of November 25 I got honored by the president with the order of the yellow star, the highest state decoration. You can imagine that it’s one of many highlights in my life. I will always be proud of my country and I will wear the yellow star with pride just like my Suriname flag which I wear at my fights. So happy birthday mama Suriname!! Love your son!
>>63788289
yea because 15 - 20 pounds is nothing ammarite!
>>63788285
>there are people logged in to this forum right now who do not have UFC FightPass
I hope they feel shame
>>63788303
I hope you fall down a flight of stairs. Has nothing to do with your post, I just hope you fall down a flight of stairs.
>>63788307
I hope you catch me
>>63788289
Dana and Lorzeno have been screaming superfights for years now and they still have yet to put a single one together. What a bunch of greedy faggots
The Chris vs Jones or Jones vs Werdum/Cain will be probably be the first and last actual superfight we ever see.
>>63788329
b-b-but Aldo Edgar
>>63788288
im guessing tyrone posted this
I really wonder what goes through the mind of people that take pride in a county they have never lived in, especially when the country is such a shithole like suriname
>>63788289
>old money trash
>>63788299
GSP walks around at over that lel.
Combat sports in general are fucked up since everyone is cutting so much weight
>>63788329
>frankie edgar vs urijah faber
>anderson silva vs nick diaz
>DC vs Jones
thats 3 superfights this year you "greedy faggot"
>>63788340
You're right; I forgot to include the appropriate link. My apologies.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-g4oxqBdto/
>>63788150
headkick to that big dome of hers
Sup /heem/
Just got back from work. Feels bad working for someone I know for a fact I could heem within 20 seconds.
>>63788361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2TeofPhsuE
what do you think of this
>>63788329
Edgar vs Faber was a superfight
>>63788230
>you will never see TRT Vitor vs Romero at their juiciest
I could literally heem everyone in this ITT.
>>63788369
>being subordinate to a female
you must be one of those 'secure' people I've heard about. Faggot
>>63788381
look at the neck on that fucker
>>63788385
I could literally heem you with my dick
>>63788391
>Faggot
Guarantee you wouldn't say that to my face.
>>63788360
>frankie edgar vs urijah faber
1 sided
>anderson silva vs nick diaz
Literal meme fight
>DC vs Jones
How is this a superfight
>>63788410
wu@
>>63788414
South Devon, willing to travel anywhere in the UK to literally heem you.
>>63788394
*flick jab at you*
*grab you by the throat*
*load up overhand right*
your mouth writes cheques that your body cannot cover kiddo.
>>63788420
>South Devon
top kek, yeah best come to Canterbury m8 I wouldn't want the pitchfork and tractor massive to be on my case
no using your extra limbs though cool?
Is he talking mad shit?
post videos of you heem'ing people
if you even have/can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeIr-xrEvc
>>63788448
>85% white
Literally scared you could be a Muslim suicide bomber.
>>63788343
GSP does NOT walk around more or the same as SIlva, Silva is a huge middleweight
>>63788360
dana pls go you bald faggot
>>63788150
Why did she choose an African-American gentleman over Lithcu_ck?
>>63788455
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWsOhwvo9GI
>>63788489
because he is a certified manlet
>>63788455
>if you have/can
Of course I fucking have
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coSgSFajSgo
>>63788456
35% white over here, want to swap?
>>63788456
not quite, on the coast not the city
>>63788525
>>63788500
How short is he?
>>63788489
>paige wins a grinding decision
>>63788538
>living in a swamp village of 50 people
>>63788489
That's the best I've ever seen Rose look and she still looks like a 5/10 poodle halfbreed mutt was shoved through a half inch opening.
I understand different tastes (I don't think Miesha is ultra hot) but if you think Rose is even remotely attractive you're a fucking fat ugly permavirgin.
Prove me wrong. Someone fit timestamp with Rose or my theory is confirmed and Roseposting betas need to fucking leave forever.
>>63788449
>m-my movement
>>63788553
>if you think Rose is even remotely attractive you're a fucking fat ugly permavirgin.
>Roseposting betas need to fucking leave forever.
What Chinese cartoon is that from?
>>63788458
What I meant was he walks around at 83-84kg.
He could be a middleweight were it not for everyone cutting weight.
Take on one of them in the streets
and the other in the sheets
>>63788591
Not without steroids
>>63788591
But everyone does, so he isn't
>>63788598
6 year age difference to be fair
23-29 is huge in women years
>>63788591
everyone at welterweight is actually a middleweight
everyone at middleweight is actually a light heavyweight
etc.
>>63788647
Exactly why boxing is better.
There are people who are willing to go up in weight or down to face champions, where as in the UFC uncle Dana will say no.
>>63788589
Don't know, saved it from here.
Funny how you whiteknight for Rose but can't provide the picture because you're an out of shape piece of shit person that proves my theory LMAO fucking destroyed.
Tell me does it suck being physically repulsive?
>>63788647
does it wrap around? is everyone at heavyweight actually a flyweight?
>>63788658
except that boxing is boring as fuck and weight divisions are set apart by like 2kg
>>63788660
you're a silly grill but I like your quirky sense of humor
Whom is replacing Waterson?
>>63788671
>boxing is boring
>a woman is MMA's biggest star
alright then
>>63788687
thanks. you too
>>63788695
The Irish hottie, aisling daly
>>63788727
that last fight was so bad
>>63788707
I wonder how many buys Ronda's big return fight will get relative to UFC 193. It'd have to be more, right? Assuming she returns against Holly Heem.
I also wonder how McGriggem's UFC 194 going to fare. Meltzer said he wasn't confident in his estimate of the UFC 189 numbers because of how inconsistent the buyrates were between providers, but the UFC themselves said it did over a million.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rni34oVUpTA
>>63788764
Wouldn't surprise me if rondas return became the best selling ppv ufc has ever had.
It's going to be a real media hype around it
No live chat today. Luke also won't be on the mmabeat today.
>>63788789
>noon
>already literally no reason to be alive today
>>63788799
If you were going to heem yourself permanently, how would you do it?
>>63788809
nitrogen
>>63788789
does he say why
>>63788707
Boxings next big star is 34 and will never face actual competition,
>>63788822
Live chat is on Friday instead. His aching vagina is keeping him fromtraveling so he won't be on the mmabeat today.
Roughly 20 minutes ago, Cathal Pendred officially retired from professional mixed martial arts.
>>63788848
First Bork, then GSP, then Schaub, then Ronda, and now this? Dana confirmed dead.
>>63788848
Likeable character, bad fighter, ton of heart.
His fight and comeback against King who was on PEDs won't be forgotten.
>>63788848
THANK FUCKING GOD
>>63788848
>EBTB retiring Pendredful
good times, thank fuck we saw him get btfo before he quit.
>>63788848
Good riddance to bad rubbish
>>63788823
Actually boxings "next big star" is Canelo, a 25 year old who we will likely see go against GGG in the near future.
>>63788809
i'd triangle myself and gently drift off to eternal sleep
>>63788912
And by that you mean 1-2 years after which he will lose and ggg will retire, along with klitchko.
>>63788848
This is truly a tragic loss for the sport. Whether you agreed with the judges decisions or not, you can't deny the heart and fighting spirit of Cathal Pendred. Even in victory he was never satisfied; he was his own biggest critic. Never one to settle for mediocrity, Pendred would always strive to better himself each and every fight. The man was an inspiration as a fight and a human being and I genuinely look forward to what the future holds for him. Conor Bless.
>>63788659
>dark eyes
disgusting
>>63788954
Shut the fuck up you little wanker
>>63788941
Why would he retire?`That's like saying Conor is gonna retire if Aldo beats him.
cmon now
>>63789054
Conor will kill himself after Aldo beats him.
>>63789054
I was talking about GGG
>>63789005
how about dark hair and blue eyes, like what Brian Ortega has?
>>63789084
lol conor is going to embarrass baldo, he's truly going to look like shit without his steroids
>last fight Pendred was kill
>now he's retiring
>>63789089
he looks like ayy lmao
>>63788879
He appears to be running a health food business now, probably had that in his mind for a while too.
It's like Joe told Schaub, you can't have just one foot in the fight game. Because you're gonna be fighting people totally dedicated to banging and willing to die to put you out cause that's all they have.
did ronda show her face yet?
>>63789114
Nah, maby the australians botched the plastic surgery
>>63789114
sources report that she has killed herself and got replaced by an android that looks exactly like her developed by leading ufc engineers. The UFC can't pass on that sweet rematch shekels.
>>63789006
Big talk behind a keyboard. You wouldn't even be able to break your strong eye contact with the floor if I was in a room with you.
>>63788848
>>63788892
I was literally rewatching Breese vs Prendred last night. Must have mind control powers.
Who has the best teeth in the UFC?
>>63789185
what's up with americans and their craze for "perfect" teeth?
>>63789185
nice overbite
>>63789198
I literally haven't been to a dentist in 15 years.
>>63789126
didn't dana say something about flying in a really top tier plastic surgeon? guess he didn't trust us :(
>ebin ped meme
>ebin mcgobvles hype
Could you say a few more buzzwords and um original non-arguments please?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/25/9799198/ufc-bellator-war-machine-chirsty-mack-sexual-absue-consensual-rape-mma-news
>you will never be cellmates with jon
>>63789268
hey brazil how's it going buddy
>tfw fightpass finally has a working search function
>>63789276
Typical libertarian
>>63789185
I can't wait until she beats the shit out of rose
>>63789293
or you could literally just have searched for them online and downloaded them for free
>>63789281
Can't complain! Havent posted since 193's friday. Did you get to attend and see ronda get rekt?
>>63789156
Are you sure people aren't doing that to stop themselves laughing at you?
>>63789341
>>63789293
>Paying to watch fights that happened 15 years ago
>>63788737
She has never looked like anything but a bag of broken ass in all her fights. If it weren't for muh "irish takeover" she would have never even made it on that season of TUF.
>>63789393
He really pulled of that "oh shit I'm sorry" look
>>63789005
Can't you let me enjoy my mudblood fightfu fantasies without reminding me I haven't found a nice white woman to make beautiful white babies with?
God damnit Sven.
>>63789341
Nobody laughs at me and lives to tell about it, kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjJ-Dv2n6V0
>>63788449
mcgregor would /heem/ that babby chinned fagit
>>63789426
Sage would take him down and sub him in under a minute.
>>63789426
mkgregg is toas, aldo will crush him
>>63789418
>no kek thomas
would you have sex with pic related?
I would
>>63789478
would hire as maid
>>63789478
She looks like your typical Polish potato farmer.
>>63789478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzYv-jxzPs0
world class striking
>>63789508
that's my fetish
>>63789585
must be cold in Poland
>>63789393
>If it weren't for muh "irish takeover" she would have never even made it on that season of TUF.
this is some kind of joke right?
>>63789585
9 years older than /VANZANT/
>>63788449
what would conor say to sage as trash talk? he cant say anything about his height
>>63789819
YAAAR MOODMENT IS STIFF YE. YE CANNIT EEDAN PASS GAAAD
>>63789819
>nointeen yr old steroid head
>>63789819
YE LOOK LIKE A BACKSTREET BOY WIT DAT GEWFY HAIRCUT
>>63789819
he'd giggle at his little ass numbers
>>63789819
For real tho trash talk would probably fluster the shit out of sage
>>63789933
>>63789859
>>63789870
>Thanks so much Mr. Mcgregor. I really respect your skills in the octagon and on the mic! I don't really want to get into any trash talk, but I'm really looking forward to our fight!
>>63788449
he works out with his sister?
>tfw I'll always have had more pussy than Northcutt
>>63789098
Why do we not have a thread just about this? I woke up this morning, was reading my various MMA news, learned this, and it fucking made my day.
I just... Pendred was so fucking bad, and now, I never have to see him "fight" ever again... I'm so happy! This is honestly the best thing that's happened in MMA since Ronda got HEEM'd.
>ywn be Lyoto's or Werdum's son
>>63789098
CM Punk must be seething. He was the only guy at welterweight he could realistically beat.
>>63790067
He tweeted at him, "respect" and a link to the retirement post
>>63790067
No he couldn't have. Pendred would literally beat the shit out of anyone in this sh tread that is talking fight. Yeah, he didn't look impressive against other professional fighters in the UFC. if a commission would even sanction Pendred vs punk, punk would get murdered.
>>63790022
cuz youve got one between your legs
>>63790104
>Murdered
When I picture getting murdered in the octagon, I don't imagine grapplehugging against the cage.
>>63790067
lol have a (you)
>>63790134
You seem flustered by my post familia, why?
>>63790131
Pendred wouldn't need to hold cm punk against the cage. He would be able to knock him out or take him down at will. Like I said, he looks unimpressive against other professional fighters that actually made it into the UFC. CM punk has never even had an amateur bout in any combat sport.
>>63790131
He does that because he is fighting actual fighters, it's a lot easier when you're fighting a 40 yo actor
>>63789704
No, its really not. She was just a tool to promote Mcgoober. They even used her as a reason to have him make an appearance one episode. Seriously, did you not notice how poorly she fit the mold for that cast. Every other girl was either a strong contender for the belt or could be marketed on their looks. Daly's lumpy potato ass fits neither category.
>>63790152
I was amused by your joke sunshine
>>63790168
she was on TUF before the Irish takeover even happened m8, Conor hadn't even come back from his ACL
BASED BIG BROWN
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>>63790159
>>63790162
I guess we'll just have to wait and see where his skill level is at when he debuts.
>>63790193
>5am
nice they will be off their tits
>yfw CM Punk vs Scott Jorgensen catch weight Super Fight
>>63790213
Endless caveman coffe and ALPHABRAIN plugs for suuuure
Kek getting btfo on the mmafighting article about Pendred
>>63790185
Mcgregor/Brandao took place July 2014. That season aired two months later. If you dont realize having her on the cast was a move to help market Mcgregor, then I cant help you, pal.
>>63790193
No fucking way. Are they just gonna stay up all night doing drugs? Or maybe camp out in Joe's backyard?
>>63790302
she was signed to TUF way before July 2014
I'm not saying there is no correlation or argument to be had about marketing but she absolutely would have been on TUF 20
>>63790297
lmao
>>63790213
Do you know when this card in on for us?
Creed is getting great reviews. Anyone else gonna try and see it this weekend?
>>63790341
11am for you, main card 2pm
>>63790350
>how to make a modern movie
>pick established ip with played out premise
>add nigger
no
>>63790330
I'm not convinced she would be, its also worth noting there were no fights to get in the house, rather they were handpicked by Dana.
>>63790340
top rekt
Great, great post. A Personal favourite
>>63790363
fucking nice, breakfast ufc
>>63790374
NaCl
>>63789114
She won't until it's fixed up
At best we'll see some blurry picture snapped by some guy which will lead to a second wave of Rousey defenders labelling him a terrorist
>>63790422
gonna be comfy that's for sure
>>63790401
I guess we should agree to disagree, but reminder that Emily Kagan and Justine Kish were both on there, both ugly as sin and nowhere near as known or experienced as Daly
Wagenheim based for once shutting down Ariel's WWE defence of Ronda being a cunt
>>63788381
nigga looks like he has a 28 inch waist
I am growing weary seeing people get into arguments about some irrelevant detail, when it is really about neither of them wanting to admit they could possibly be wrong. People here should stop getting so defensive over anybody is disagreeing with them on even the smallest detail. We are here in the pursuit of truth! We are not here to see who is the smartest anonymous autist.
>>63790492
Go back to posting Weidman so I can add more screenshots to the collage I'm preparing for Dec 12th
>>63790340
Thank you Italy.
>>63790492
>We are here in the pursuit of truth!
A tip of m'f'dora to you, sir! One day our superior intellect will reign supreme!
>>63790510
wasn't me for the record
Honestly, the only fight card I would ever actually purchase would be a fight between Joe 'no nothing' Rogan vs Dana 'one more line' White
>>63788455
Did you actually try to learn anything before that 'event'?
>>63790527
Well then whoever he was I shall tank him with my Outsports account.
>>63790540
>not Joe Rogan vs CM Punk
>not Rogan vs Carlos Mencia
But he's too injured. ACL,shoulder,back. Training for fights is hard.
>>63790452
Fair enough, I can admit being biased. I see Daly the same as i see Pendred. Brought into the UFC to make Conor happy.
Korean Zombie rolling with Benson Henderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNdBKhNWvs&feature=youtu.be
BJJ at these levels looks like fun
>>63788455
>Implying you were the Heemer and not the Heemee
>>63790509
Is it a collage to celebrate Chris's victory?
>>63790546
he was too busy getting grills to put their mouths on his pipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcqLwh5CoF4
>>63790509
Join the team, after December 12th it'll be too late.
>>63790732
>after December 12th it'll be too late.
yeah cause he's gonna fuckin lose lol
>>63790741
I don't think so
Is UFC 194 as close to a perfect card so you're going to see nowadays? Which fight is even weakest in card? Only thing I could have thought of adding would have been JDS vs Overeem to the card, but that fight is happening soon enough so it's all good
>>63790818
189 was perfect
>>63790741
Win or lose I will never be off the team, bud.
>>63790144
Does she eat meat?
Which female UFC fighter tries their hardest during sex?
>>63790818
Nelson/Maia has potential to be a stinker. But after the Thatch fight Gunni might have a hunger for more Heems. I want to see the fight, just not as much as the rest of the card.
give me a joanna I haven't seen before
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY HEEM PHONE
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEEDED
MY
HEEMS
>>63791089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4MLKiLfeow
>domestic abuse loses controversial split decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LUQum7dsc8
>>63790818
>Is UFC 194 as close to a perfect card so you're going to see nowadays?
Without question. Every main card fight is good.
>Which fight is even weakest in card?
Definitely Nelson vs Maia but it could still be great.
>>63791094
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE HEEM
THAT CAN ONLY HEEM ONE THING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3g6ID4ogLg
How many of her punches could you take?
>>63791344
>How many of her punches could you take?
Honestly?
All of them
>>63789980
It'd be like talking shit at a Golden Retriever.
>>63790431
H2O
>>63791359
Snorlax uses bide.webm
>>63791432
haha I like it
Snorlax is fuckin sweet
>>63791432
Who has it?
>>63791505
Its autism goof
>>63790897
I would feed her my meat if you know what I mean
>>63790340
damn nigga got destroyed
>>63791758
actually looks like a pvz fight
>you were born just in time to witness Chris Weidman,Steph Curry,Cam Newton,Tom Brady,Holly Holm, and GGG
>>63791758
Chin status = Diamond
>>63791840
More like fist status = pillow
>>63791921
>snorlax_uses_bide_in_britain.webm
5 kangas vs 1 Mark Hunt
Who wins?
>>63791840
Id say it's mostly the other guy being shit, this guy even got a bit rocked
>>63791758
wanderlei vs leben ii
>>63791973
1 brock
>>63791837
>steph curry
>small and unathletic by his sport's standard
>still a significantly better athlete than any ufc fighter
>>63792060
schaub pls go
>>63792060
Back to your nba general Jamarcus
>>63791973
thats pretty fucked but I laughed.
>>63791973
>Serbia_visits_Australia.webm
>>63792060
He's literally the most skilled player in NBA history
>>63792211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwjS5eLQrck
>>63788598
I'm destroying Miesha in bed, leaving that other one in the streets.
>>63787655
>Invicta 15: Cyborg vs Dandois
>Cindy Dandois
...
>>63792437
more courage than ronda
lol this is aldo on steroids he's going to get crushed by conor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr41GmFtAFA
who /waitingisthehardpart/ here?
hey guys
>>63792738
it's literally the only thing stopping suicide by train to be honest
>>63792745
fuck off cheater
DOMINIQUE
"NON-STOP ACTION-PACKED" DOM T. STEELE
STEELE
>>63787755
wtf m8 ive never seen anything like it
>Dongi Yang's nickname isn't "Donkey"
>Tae Hyun Bang's nickname isn't "Bang Bang"
Who hasn't joined the team yet?
How do you envision The Chris finishing Luke?
>>63788765
Michelle's daughter wins by cuteness KO.
>>63793002
>Who hasn't joined the team yet?
me
>>63793002
>How do you envision The Chris finishing Luke?
Chris is going to get chokied
>>63793003
typical ugly asian, even their babies are ugly
who is replacing her to fight torres?
>>63793021
You mean choked up when he is delivering his emotional victory speech? Yeah I could see that. Join the team. I love you.
>>63793002
Tko via punches
>>63793071
You mean choked up
No, I mean Chris is going to cut off the ring, clinch up and push Rockhold against the cage, and when he drops for a takedown, he's going to get caught in a tight guillotine and Rockhold is going to pull guard and win via chokey
>>63793038
Tecia's really good, so I'll be surprised if they find anyone willing to take the fight on short notice. The only option I see is Claudia Gadelha, but idk if Torres would like that...
also
>muh racism
Thanksgiving is tomorrow, lads
What are some fellow Ameriburgers doing for it?
>>63788765
>dat hairline
JUST
>>63793158
He's right though. Although Michelle isn't that bad looking.
>>63793115
You are misunderestimating Weidmans bjj ability.
>>63793222
Misunderestimating? lol come on bud
I think you're misunderinterestimating Rockhold's.
>>63793256
I think very highly of Rockhold. Weidman is going to beat him though.
Hey, /heem/
Today is Shogun's birthday!
>>63793222
>misunderestimated
Bush pls
>>63793312
I think you're still misunderinterestimating Rockhold's ability to chokey Chris
Anyone have that webm of Meisha getting heemed by a kick in one of her earlier fights?
>>63793389
I might be, I do think that is rockholds best path to victory. I just don't think the window of oppurtunity will be there. we will find out who is the true misunderestimator come December 12th.
>>63788360
>DC vs Jones
After cocainegate he went and did soul searching as well as powerlifting, Holy Crusade mode unlocked
Will finish Daniel within 40 seconds
>>63793432
>we will find out who is the true misunderestimator come December 12th.
it will be you who is proven to be him
>>63793158
Claudia is pretty much guaranteed the next title shot, doubt she would take the fight especially on a short notice.
I do think that quite few girls would want a fight with Tecia, as its on the biggest card of the year.
Esparza
Penne
Moroz
Aguilar
Herrig
are all coming off losses and might be willing to get a chance to redeem themselves vs a highly ranked opponent
Lima
Daly
are also ranked and may step up on short notice, Daly especially since her Conor ane Gunni are on the card
>>63789949
>>63791406
>>63789980
Sage's image lets him hard counter any trash talk at him
jelly
>>63793512
Irregardless of whoever is proven to whom it will certainly be a day where the truth will be seen as true for all to see.
>>63793021
Why do you keep saying he is getting chocked, im genuinely asking.
>>63788707
Max, shut the fuck up.
>>63793617
>Why do you keep saying he is getting chocked, im genuinely asking.
because Chris is going to get chokied
clearly
>>63793591
it will be you who will be seeing the truth for the first time on this so expectivated of days, for I inside and only know the truth inside my heartswain
>>63793675
Just a friendly reminder I'd heem all you pussies in RL ;)
>>63793757
>the UFC will never buy you a Harley
>>63793719
But Chris' bjj is better
>>63793002
Chris by TKO in the third.
>>63793529
Yeah, those are all conceivable options. It's just that Tecia is a tough fight to take on short notice. Hopefully someone will step up.
>>63793782
Harley's are trash pham
He should trade that pos in for a kawasaki ninja
>>63793002
KO via left hook
>>63788455
so i'm the only one on /heem/ to ever heem anyone?
i guess that means i could heem every here
also can someone make a slowmo webm that catches every graceful punch and that step back right hand that finished the fight?
>>63793957
I've heemed loads of people, in fact, I've heemed every single person who ever stepped to me and even some who didn't. Just because I'm smart enough to not record it doesn't mean I won't end you in a second. You may be champion of whatever backwater fly over town you're from but you're not the champion of the streets.
>>63793782
>riding motorcycles
literally human trash
>>63793957
Come through to my gym big boy
>>63794064
meet me outside the asda in 15 minutes and I will push your shit in
>>63794145
jokes on you m8 I got banned for lifting some lenor
>>63793957
i accidentally heemed my 12 year old niece one time. i was trying to pull a pillow from under my brother and my hand slipped off and hit her right on the jaw. p4p #1 uncle NA
>>63794184
Did the court buy your story?
>>63787755
>pride rules
>>63792594
these fights don't fill me with hope for all-doe. he just stands with his feet planted whenever he tries to land something. that might work against manlet chad but conor will probably beat him up
>>63793957
I heem'd a guy who tried abduct my niece from her school about two years ago.
what is /heem/ drinking tonight?
>>63794310
>I'm 12 and what is this
>>63794357
inb4 underage b&
>>63794354
i literally only drink water, unironically
>>63794354
water
>>63794357
hes right tho
>>63794354
>>63794354
nothing but the finest
>>63788082
Bendo
Kim
Akiyama
Sicilia
>>63788455
is anyone gonna webm this?
>>63794354
chocolate milk shake
>>63794354
7-9 pints of water per day
sometimes coffee
never ever anything else
>>63794354
Almond butter/jelly sandwich
How does Bader beat Rumble?
>>63794474
He doesnt
>>63794474
outstrike him
>>63794415
>His photoshopped hair leaving the frame
Lose it every time.
>>63794474
via yoga mat
>>63794474
he actually does well against shitskins
>>63794474
For real though it's a five rounder, if he lands an early takedown he might be able to cruise to a victory over a gassed rumble
>>63794437
this
>>63794437
why would you ever drink coffee?
>>63794474
Bader gets BTFO within 2 rounds
Paige finishes Rose in the 1st
She's willing to fight Joanna
Would you tell Claudia to go fuck herself, or make Paige take another fight?
>>63794474
Sneaky right hands
>>63794511
Rumble has been working on his wrestling and TDD. I think you'd be surprised.
>>63794545
I started drinking it when I was really young, like 8 or 9. It's comfy af.
>>63794590
fucks you up m8, coffee is the sole cause of liberalism
>>63794577
It hasn't even been a year since he got wrestled last, I know hes no Cormier but Bader is not as bad as people think he is, I could see him beating AJ in an extremely boring cageclinch fest with no finish but it's not too likely.
>>63794558
>Paige finishes Rose in the 1st
Nope - and if she did she'd still be at least one more fight away from a title shot.
>>63794606
You're overrating Bader just cause he beat a rusty Rashad?
>>63794558
Another fight. Paige hasn't been hurt yet. JJ will hurt her. It is a question of mental toughness not physical ability imho.
>>63794604
I don't know bro, I fucking despise liberalism
>>63793389
I'm biased as he's from my Long Island but I've actually got to roll with him as a brown belt and he is really peaking now.
>>63794632
Well it's literally mental illness so thats a good thing
>>63794558
It will be a boring decision fight. Paige edges it.
goodnight heem
>>63794558
>women
>finishing any fight in the 1st round
>>63788449
I want to see this baby faced teen get destroyed by some of the seasoned fighters.
>>63794668
nn m8
>>63794638
what town
>>63794668
Goodnite nick
>>63794670
Rose's last fight ended in the first
>>63794668
>goodnight
>5:30 PM
>>63794707
not even midnight where he is so it is pretty strange
>tfw by next summer you will finally get your chance to permaheem someone in the coming race war/economic collapse/WW3
It's so fucking close lads I can almost taste it. I think we can all agree that at this point anyone who doesn't think chaos is coming is in hardcore denial.
>>63794668
Happy Heem'ing and God Bless, my friend.
>>63794720
Perhaps he has a career
>>63792333
>6'4
>black
>shit at basketball
I know that feel
>>63793957
one time in my buddies basement, I was wrasslin with my other buddy, and he shot in for a takedown
I quickly put him in a standing guillotine and squeezed very hard, and he immediately lost consciousness. Like, within two seconds of me flexing, he was completely limp. I gently laid his down, and buddy's dad who was having beers with us just fuckin screamed at me, thinking that I had just coldcocked him or something
I learned what caused one to lose consciousness from a chokey that day. Pressure differential of arteries, not loss of oxygen to the brain.
Another time when I was downtown, my other other buddy started a fight with a giant guy (he's only 5'7" and 150lbs but he has cement hands somehow) and I had to jump in to pull a guy that was way bigger than me off of his back, and I heem'd him with two rights. He fell on the pavement, and for some reason, I let him slowly get back up. He still wanted to fight, so I socked him again and he went down for good that time.
>>63794727
can't wait phamalam, even if I get permaheemed by Rajesh from Bangladesh it will be worth it because the west will win but at the cost of permanently changing this shit culture we found ourselves in.
>>63794625
If you go ahead and ignore Gus on AJ's record it's pretty obvious that he has not done more than Bader and has a weakness towards wrestlers.
>>63794735
I imagine most of us do, I sleep at normal times like 2am though
>>63794604
I disagree entirely. Coffee causes the brain to become more active, which goes against your argument right from the start bud.
>>63794736
he also has a 7 foot wingspan
>>63794755
Exactly. I'm going to play to win but really I don't give a fuck if I survive as long as this marks the start of the next chapter for mankind. We are so, so fucking overdue for a change in paradigm.
>yfw u see bryan callen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw
>>63787725
anyone have the clip of kltich being btfo'd in kickboxing.
he's not the hardest hitting he rarely throws anything but jabs and clinching
so what does cro crap do now that he's been suspended by USADA?
What are the best pics in MMA history?
>>63794845
Rizin bby guess he can't because of the contract but it would be fun
>>63794354
about nine pounds of coffee
>>63794354
ew dude coors light in a can are you fuckin serious bud
literally unironically the worst beer on earth
>>63794385
Isn't Coors Light almost all water anyway?
>rich says he lost because he hurt his foot
>>63794902
>yfw the stool was already in the cage
>>63794912
personally I'd pick 6 and 8 for my ideal man
no idea why smart is only $1 though (I do obviously but it's wrong)
>>63794876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPDQP1xX96A
>>63794912
>Faithful is $3
>>63794912
Is Carla any of those things?
>>63794996
a man
>>63795041
laughed
>>63794996
She's a latina MMA fighter so she most likely fucks like a champion.
>my parents fucked off to Fiji for a week and a half because they hate Thanksgiving with the whole family
>Little sister is watching their house
>Go over to borrow some yard tools
>Walk in and its pretty much this pic and they are already drinking
>they ask me to stay
Mates, you better be diligently lifting and take the time to groom and dress yourself well each morning, you never know what life has waiting. I'm going to spend the next few days drowning in puss and taking pics for heem. Will report back Sunday evening
>>63794973
If a guy is rich, good looking and great in bed he has little to no motivation to stay with one woman.
Women really bring very little to the table.
>>63795077
i'm none of those things and have no motivation to stay with one woman
>>63795077
>Women really bring very little to the table.
M-M-MISOGYNY!
MOMMY ISSUES!
V-VIRGIN!
>>63794912
If I had to build my ideal woman
2,3,8
Oh look I have 1 dollar change.
>>63795065
7, 2, 6, 3, 5, 4, 1
desu
>>63795065
>you never know what life has waiting
did you remember to purchase Fight Pass so you can have a hungover Saturday morning watching some fights with your sister's friends
>>63795100
Then its easy to imagine how a guy with high stats wouldnt do himself the disservice of settling with one woman
>>63794912
>Can't have both good looking and faithful
>>63795065
i don't think any of those things happened
at the absolute most you have a sister and you're masturbating with her underwear
>>63795134
by that pic I'd be super expensive and I've been with my wife for a long time
>>63795077
>>63795100
>being with women
>>63793957
not sure if it's a slow mo, but I have this
>>63795176
tbf i'd rather hang out with men. i'd hang out with gay guys if they weren't so faggy.
>>63794474
If he does, he'll have to do what DC did
DC basically laid out the blueprint on how to beat Rumble
>>63795196
damn maybe you're just in a bad spot for poofs.
Most of my friends are gay, and none of them are particularly faggy except for one who unironically goes by the name "Gay Chris". I doubt he's ever kissed a bloke or is even gay at all though, a couple of us were going to trick him to see if he was a legit fag but he's fugly so we left it
>>63795196
A "10/10 female personality" isn't as much fun to be around as the average guy.
>>63795065
Which one is your sister?
>>63795250
I think sometimes men have a natural 'muh sekrit club' mentality though and when women are actually well alright men just see them as pathetic try hards due to generations of trying to get away from the wife
>>63795285
I'm in my mid 30s now. The D doesn't interest me at all, but I'd probably have more fun with you around the house than any woman. I've had legitimately good relationships with women, they're just fucking awful to deal with on a regular basis.
>>63795317
Because they were never supposed to be treated as our 'equals'
>>63795317
>>63795342
what other predator on the planet doesn't have a dominant gender?
>>63795342
I agree. I think ancient Greece had it about right.
>>63795368
y-yes :3
>>63795401
Good. I'm coming there next week, if I see you I'll be sure to punch a hole through your chest
>>63794730
Does /tv/ have threads for the weekly Twitch stream?
>>63795411
>Italians
>up for a scrap
that'll be the day
>>63795420
Haven't seen any since the initial marathon ended.
Women and beta males literally ruined the world.
And now it's up to real men to set the ship straight or we will regress into a new dark age.
Prove me wrong.
>>63795437
Shame. I've not tuned in the past 2 weeks shamefully, luckily there's a lot left
>>63795425
>>63758556
>>63795438
>Dead Or Alive Xtreme is not releasing in the US because the publisher is worried about the current reception to women in gaming
>Meanwhile games where you can murder innocents release without issue
What's that about
>>63795451
Neither have I. There's still several weeks left of Bob Ross, m8
>>63795438
>Prove me wrong.
I don't owe anybody anything, so it's not on me to "set the ship straight". If we regress into a new dark age, I'll survive regardless, and so will my family.
Hope you enjoyed being btfo
>>63795504
>If
>I'll survive regardless and so will my family
I sometimes envy people who can go through life in pure and utter delusion and not worry about reality.
>>63795485
just need to not think in absolutes or put labels on anything. If you enjoy something, or even merely just thinking about it then that's all you need, labelling it something thereby giving it all sorts of associations just causes existential headaches.
I'm willing to bet there are plenty of people itt who would love it if I sucked them off, no doubt would be the best head they've ever had but doesn't mean they have to suddenly go around fucking men and finding women repulsive.
>>63795545
I know desu
Anyway sorry la, I'll pass, it'd be weird
>>63795554
desu if your prudishness is at such a level you can't handle making physical contact with a professional coitus provider then I doubt you're man enough for me anyway
and they call this sport gay
>>63795575
prob right desu
NEW THREAD
>>63795625
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>>63795625
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>>63795625
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>>63795625
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>>63795625
Holy shit niggers I forgot its wednesday. I was just about to fire up the vidya, but now I'm watching Best of WEC.
>>63788159
why'd he walk away? afraid of his ground game?
>>63788163
fkn kek
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