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/HEEM/:Who's in charge edition


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first for GSP is the GOAT and will remain the GOAT for the next 30-35 years
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Second got GSP is not the GOAT
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COME TO THE REAL THREAD
>>63779475
>>63779475
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>>63778929
>Weidman
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>>63779528
FUCK OFF WITH SCHAUB
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>>63779537
?
That is literally the first time I've posted a picture of Schaub in my life. Are you being serious?
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>>63779529
>brit coming in with the consistently terrible opinions
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>tfw i could heem every here
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Who /9DAYSOFFURY/ here?

http://youtu.be/pKxl0w1uNz0
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>>63779561
Please stop spamming this.
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who /wardiaz/ here?
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>>63779561
Get in my guard, bro
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>>63779492
top fucking kek
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>>63779528
Rekt
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These next two weeks /heem/ is going to be slow as fuck. All we have is a morning fightpass card to fuel us to our savior. Sage Northcutt.
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>>63776297
McGOAT
Weidman
m8, I invented the entire sport of UFC after a forthnight long coke fuelled Street Fighter 2 Turbo marathon back in 1995
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>>63779559
>opinion
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/HEEM/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 79

Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina
Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia
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>>63779927
Feels good to get first every time ;)
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>People unironically think Sicilla will beat Choi

Fucking casuals
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What does heem think about Eye vs Bethe in the battle of /hightest/?
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Romero is going to smash Jacare is a brutal fashion. I think people are going to be shocked.
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>>63780111

Jacare subs him inside of 2 minutes
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>>63780111


has he been getting tested?

has either of them for that sake?
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>>63780119
I doubt Jacare can get him down and his guard isn't his specialty.
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>>63780148

>Yoel
>being shit without 10 tonnes of roids
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>>63780059
eye is a cutie
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>>63780160
>USADA
>catching anybody
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>>63780160
>jacaroid
>clean
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>>63779561
I would pass your guard in seconds desu.
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>paige never even said claudia's name
>claudia brings up steroids once again (end of video)

name a more obvious roider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePnj7bk3jis
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Is Robin Black reddit tier?
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what are some of the best hometown kekings lads?

We had some good one this year:
Cain getting memed on
Gastelum
Holohan getting chokey infront of his fans
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>>63780281
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>>63776297
McGee
Weed man
2006 stupid Tuf got me as a youth now my brain synapses are damaged and my electro currents have to take alternative routes so my speech is slurred and I get head aches all day
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>>63780239
You are for even bringing that website up
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>>63780235
This is what her body would look like if she wasn't on steroids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCoTk67oFHs
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>>63780239
Nah mate but a while back when he and the heavy set refugee kept talking about how alternative they were I was getting user but honestly I think they make good points and talk cool stuff generally reddit is a light blog site so I guess back when they were being masterbatory yes but genet no does it answer your quest inb4 >American punctuation I was born in Winnipeg
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>>63780365
>he and the heavy set refugee
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>>63780296
how could I forget the biggest one of them all?
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>>63780299
i know that feel
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Heem yourselves

All of you
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Was he the villain MMA needed?
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>>63780446
It hurts so much

Remember when Houston Alexander was supposed to be the ufc version of wanderlei

I guess he was kek
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I THINK I MISS IT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6JSNAKKnx0
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>>63780466
The guy was always funny I think it was ufc 55 or something but he said he pushes guys Babalus size out of the way looking for a fight. He just never got a big stage until the end

Also Paulo Fihlo, poor guy
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>>63779927
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>>63780492
>tfw your heart is so fucked that you literally had to lie in bed in the recovery position during that fight from it being uncontrollably hard and fast
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>>63780503
fuck.
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Every thread until Anon delivers
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>>63780541
I'll goof them on Saturday if you want
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>>63780556

That Norwegian faggot was posting here today.
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>>63780572
you'll have to i don't think i'll be awake
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>>63780492
>>63780512
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>>63780596
NO DIFFERENT FROM A FUCKING TERRORIST!
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>>63779528
yikes. sorry about your loss bud

>>63780235
lmao is that a man's torso shooped onto a pic of claudia?
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>>63780596

GO AHEAD AND TYPE AWAY MOTHERFUCKER

TYPE AWAY

>Tfw imagining this memer typing this in anger
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>>63780614
Most men in their mid twenties couldn't have that torso without help
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>>63779927
Gook 1
Gook 2
Gook 3
Gook 4
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>>63780634
yeah but her tits look like a man's pecs in that pic

and her hips look like a man's hips

it looks like you shooped Matt Hughes' torso onto Claudia lol
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>>63780281
Shogun getting heemed by OSP.
>that dead silent crowd
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Aldo
Weidman
Souza
Maia
Holloway
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>>63780663
forgot about this one

was a goodie
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>>63780281
Gsp getting his ass beat by Diaz
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>>63780683
oh fuck yourself
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>>63780596
>>63780608
Are terrorists /justexisting/?
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>>63780669
Imagine if every single one of those gets upset
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>all these "people" thinking McMemer will survive more than a minute against Aldo
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>>63780747
fuck yourself too


it will be an extremely competitive fight
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>>63780744
>upset
Aldo's not the favorite.
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>>63780492
>"I want her to leave that arena embarrassed"
>cut to Ronda hiding her face at the airport

tip top kek
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>>63780662
>not working out this hard
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>>63780758
lmao that's not what the poem says bud
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>>63780803
what does it say?
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Who the fuck writes poems?
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>>63780800
>she will never make you suck her enlarged clitoris

feels bad man
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has the weidman fight been canceled yet
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>>63780634

Sounds like you just have bad genetics.
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>>63780747

>tfw same education as aldo
why the fuck would u put people in quotations...?
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What's literally the fastest way to get breaking MMA news?
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>>63780843
timestamped pic of your abs or liar
>inb4 i don't have them but i could if i wanted to
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>>63780854
Literally BJPENN.COM
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>>63780862

I'm bulking cause it's winter so I don't have abs right now. Ask me in 6 months fampai.
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>>63780854
Make it happen
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>>63780852
>u
This isn't facebook, newfriend.
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>>63780875
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>>63780812
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
Paddies have micro dicks
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>>63780869
You now remember that time BJ Penn got interviewed on CNN about a tsunami, and spent the whole time shilling his site.
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Name a female JRE guest worth listening to
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>>63780927
Milo
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>>63780466
He was the last great MMA hero as far as I'm concerned.
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How do I heem myself for the next two weeks?
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>>63780927
i wanted to hear what jeff ross said on this roast, clicked on this clip, pulled up her episode and she literally didn't say one interesting thing in 2 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zle9Tenqewo
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>>63780975
>not being excited for the based Korean card
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>>63780987
>she literally didn't say one interesting thing
welcome to females

they're like children tee bee aytch
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Is there any evidence to suggest Travis Browne is a good fighter?
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>Michelle Waterson injured

Just HEEM me already
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>>63780943
The last great MMA hero is alive right now, and holding the belt!
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>>63781171
I'll heem you out, TUF style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagENXbwm1M
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>>63781082
I thought that was a ridiculous statement until I looked at his track record
>Struggled against Overeem
>Illegal KO's against Barnett
>KO'd by Bigfoot Silva
>BTFO by Werdum
>Meme'd by Arlovski
>Beat Schaub (ok cool)
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>>63781082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KjSrnZRg6s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbBD7gmpDCQ

Part 2 when
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>>63779933
>>63779927
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>>63781223

Is that so?

https://youtu.be/iiKfrsTP0Xk?t=18
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>>63780834
just heem me senpai
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>>63781171
I've been thinking about it since the news broke last night. I slept on it. I dreamed on it. In a way it might be a blesseroo in disguiseroo.
Tecia Torres is a petite savage who sticks on girls like glue and it was pretty highly probably she would have Fitch'd our girl Waterson. Maybe now Michelle will get a better matchup and Torres can go grind on some other chick on national television for 15 minutes.
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>>63780574

>there's only one norwegian

and the whole world has ten thousand people!
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http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/mma-ufc/federal-trade-commission-closes-inquiry-ufc-business-practices
Wonder if this will deflate tha class action lawsuit against the oo eff seh
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>>63781377
Good. Fucking statist shills.
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Dubs and Aldo pulls out with a fake injury
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>>63781420
>420
aldo gets popped for weed after getting heemed in the 2nd confirmed
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hmm....
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>>63781439
JDS injured.

Rothwell vs Reem rematch
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>>63779927
Masvidal
Kim
Akiyama
Sam
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>>63781359

We know it was you
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>>63781439


Benny boy vs Hunto in Korea?
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>>63781508

I'll do it but instead of my dick its your face and instead of a hammer its my dick, fgt.
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>>63780296
lol jones face
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>>63780596
Uriah Hall seems like a really nice guy that's an idiot
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TYPE

AWAY
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>>63780111
I've only seen the Machida and the stool fight, have we even seen Romero on bottom before?
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>>63780466
Pity it turned out he was only relevant when he was talking and couldn't back it up.
He's also an unashamed steroid cheat, and his mouthbreathing fans even admire that about him.
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>>63781588
Brunson took him down a couple of times, and he popped back up pretty quickly.

He got finished by Feijao off a spinning backfist back in Strikeforce
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>>63781562


He's an intellectual negro. His innate physical strength and speed is hampered by constant self questioning and existential angst, even whilst fighting.
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>>63781623
Oh, can I post it? I'm gonna post it. I remember when watching this fight live I was laughing hard at Romero's antics in the first round. Really goofy stuff.
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>>63781588
Against Brunson, but there was nothing done to him and he got out when he got space. Also, he is a better fighter than few fights before.
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>>63781646
Wow, looked more like it knocked him off balance than loopy.
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>>63781646
and the end, which came a little later
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>>63781646
webms like this are why I don't believe anybody who says Romero would beat Weidman.
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>>63781082
He is a legit top 8 heavyweight, you can't call him bad just because he's had his losses at the highest level.
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>>63781527

go to bed nrjqwejeqeq
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>>63781666
Romero in 2011 vs Romero now is a huuuge difference. Legit order of magnitude improvement.
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>>63781666
Dude he's had 6 fights since then and finished almost all of them.
I still think Weidman would beat him, but you get really silly about your fandom for him sometimes.
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>>63781646
But he was winning nonetheless. He got caught then caught again by a left on the chin then right on temple. And those were nice swings from someone who already has good ko power.

He turned down goofy antics, but I like him because of them. He does it because he can.
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>they thought Yoel said "no for gay jesus" when it sounded closer to "no faggot jesus" even though he really said "no forget jesus"
That was a weird night
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>>63781700
>not getting at least a little silly about Weidman
Sounds like someone's not on the team.
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>>63781700
>but you get really silly about your fandom for him sometimes
>you
What else did I say about him?
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>>63781726
I'm going to see how he does against Rockhold first, I think he's a bigger threat than Yoel/Jacare style-wise and the rest of the division isn't even close to the top 4, so I'll be "on the team" if he wins the Rockhold fight by anything other than close decision.
>>63781730
Sorry my man I assumed you were the one American who defends Chris Weidman to the death and nuthugs him relentlessly.
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>>63780914
>brazil
stick to playing in the mud.
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>>63781747
Sorry, but UFC 187 was your last chance to join the team.
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>>63781766
Oh I thought we might have a nice discussion about MMA but I guess not
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>>63780556
ahaha I remember that post.

Those were good days...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtifTGoHzCg

>using BJJ in a street fight
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>>63781808
Holly should have Conor's face in this picture. That would only make sense to be honest
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JUST
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>>63781828
lol Gracies BTFO along with every other luke thomas tier BJJ weekend warrior
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>>63781880
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>>63781828
>pulling another dude's hair and trying to choke him out in a simple streetfight that's probably over some bullshit and not a fight to the death
stupid gi-babbies
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>>63781439

Aldo injured, he's stepping in to fight Mcgregor on short notice desu
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>>63781828


get in my guard bro
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>>63781881
>BJJ didn't help these 2-3 white dudes defend themselves against a pack of ~6 niggers
>therefore BJJ is absolute shit
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>>63781960
Is that hard to understand or something?
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>>63781828

honestly wouldn't judo be the best grappling martial art in the streets?
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>>63781960

Well how is that not proof that it's terrible? That's literally real life application.
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>>63781828
Lol I'm kind of glad these guys got beat up for thinking they can go use their "skills" on unskilled ghetto folk

Pretty rude of them tbqh
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>>63781998
boxing and wrestling are the only martial arts you need to know
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>>63781998
No
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Name an unglier fighter
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You guys reckon Rothwell will be on the London card? The timing would explain it as the tickets go on sale on 4th December (2nd December for priority access).
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>>63781998
If I remember correctly, Judo was designed as a practical martial art for Tokyo police.
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>>63782024
Rose Namajunas
Her face is straight up FUCKED, she looks like an alien and now that she shaved her head... Jesus christ just put her down.
Ugly personality too, literally wants to be a nigger.
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>>63782003
it seemed pretty applicable until 3 other nogs decided to start stomping on his head
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>>63782039
i would have bitten the bait if you said paige or something
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>>63782009
>boxing
>not muay thai

Dirty boxing with knees and elbows from the clinch is literally the most useful thing you can do in a streetfight.
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>>63782042
>heh watch me use my dojo learn in on some dumb nogs
>ayy keep it fair
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>>63782066
It's not bait at all, I don't think Rose is pretty at all. Skinny body, that fucking nose, eyes too big, I know it all comes off as "2/10 would not bang" but I just don't see it mang.
Now that she's cut her hair too, it's even worse. She also wants to be black, if that doesn't turn you off than I don't even know what to call you mang.
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Will someone here have link to fox sports live to hear Mr. Rothwell's announcement?
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>>63782092
Something just looks off about her to me. Like she would be pretty, but there's just something really subtle and off-putting that makes me want to avoid her because she might not be human.
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>>63782084
TBF any martial art looks pretty useless when it comes to fighting more than one person unless the guy doing it is on some wicked level, though this is especially true for BJJ, but equally BJJ is one of the absolute best martial arts if it's one on one.
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>>63782120
Firas said in one of his videos the best self-defence is BJJ and pepper spray
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>>63782128
or you know, a gun
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>>63782120
Yeah but I think it goes against what a lot of martial artists believe in to just go and apply it on some random untrained people
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>>63782110
big forehead, tiny chin, wide mouth.

the mouth thing doesnt bother me though
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>>63782128
Seems about right lol.
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>>63782134
they let you own those killing machines in fagstralia?
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>>63782146
Yeah, you just need to not have a criminal record and join a gun club where I'm from
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>>63782042

I didn't know there were rules in a street fight dumbass.
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>>63779927
Benson
Stun Gun
Alberto Mina
Sam Sicilia
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>>63782159
Oh man is it amateur heem time
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>>63782146
lmoa i'm pretty sure even pepper spray is illegal here actually
you can own a rifle for hunting and i think there's also a small range of sport shooting allowances too, the usual
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>>63781747
>Sorry my man I assumed you were the one American who defends Chris Weidman to the death and nuthugs him relentlessly.
I love the guy and I think he's going to be the champion for a long time, don't get me wrong, but I'm not one of those guys who pretends he's invincible. There are a lot of great fighters in the MW division that could ruin his day quickly if he's not careful, even though I don't think that's going to happen.
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>>63782193
this is fucking hilarious
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>>63782139
I imagine if Judo stayed true to its roots and didn't get corrupted by the Sport Judo side, then it would be a great self defence system.
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>>63782159
>>63782193

Woah I bet these two guys wish they'd trained in Gracie ™ Jiu Jitsu ® ™
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>>63782246
holy shit
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>>63782246
>WURRRLD CLASS JIU JITSU
>PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE SHE IS TAPPING HER MEXICAN NEIGHBORS WITH EASSSSEEEE
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>>63782246

OHHH SHE'S HURT

LOOKING TO FINISH

SHES OUT
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>>63782246
Oh baby, that must have resulted in some good brain haemorrhaging
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>>63782246

Okay I didn't watch this webm all the way through, now I feel bad after seeing her twitch like that. Hope nothing permanent came out of that.
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anyone have a webm of when that chick heemed her ex bf in a car park and then ran off before he got up?
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>tfw you won't eat Tecia Torres booty like groceries
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>>63782281
>brain trauma beyond loss of consciousness to where the brain is sending out noise signals to all muscles in the body
>nothing permanent coming of it
'no'
If she's lucky she'll just have a severe concussion and for the next few months she'll have recurring headaches, fatigue, lack of focus, tinnitus, and the usual depression / anxiety / frustration / self-hate mix.
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>>63782326

I'm ok with that, she probably has acne all over ass.
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anybody else watched holm x ronda fight again and felt depressed this time?

ronda is just pathetic
the more she gets punched in the face, the slower she gets, when she first backs out from the punches, when she looks sad and relieved holm's mouthpiece flew away, how pathetic she looks, how ugly she becomes...

serves her well for being so arrogant and deluded, but she didn't bring it all herself. her mother is a mad cow raging dummy who seemingly taught ronda to motivate herself to fight with rage.
ronda acts like a stubborn pre-teen too stubborn to forgive, holding resentment.
maybe that's how her mother found strength to cope with her husband's suicide - through rage, maybe originated from unfair shaming from the outsiders of her home, or from the prohibited resentment that everyone who's left by a loved one who's decided to end its life is left with.
ronda 'was on the cover on the bible of boxing', says the fight commentator. she was put there and led to believe she was good at boxing when she's half decent at it, at most. she's signed under much of that bs, making claims she wouldn't have to back, I understand that. but wouldn't you? isn't it back to go with the flow like that when you're happy? happier than you could ever dream you'd be?

I see her fighting and all I see is a teenage girl. outside the ring she may behave as a woman, but that I know is often deceiving. it takes so much to become a real man, to become a real woman. it takes so much not to become an evil, dishonest, judgmental and egoistical person alone.

I'll unpause the fight, try to watch the rest of it.
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>>63782387
>x
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>>63782387
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>>63782404
oi, it ain't me acting like I have the speech variety of a monkey.
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>>63781319
Yeah... I immediately thought the same thing; absent of any X factors (recent training, etc), I would expect Tecia to win.
I will be kind of surprised if they're able to find a replacement for Michelle.
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>>63782387
papa?
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>>63782387
Yeah I see what you mean. I think that's why she acted how she did at the weigh-ins. It takes two to tango, and when she realized that Holly wasn't going to feed her inner need for angry fighting, she tried to force it. Nothing came together for her this time, and she fought someone who was at peace with herself. It was a fight between a woman who had mastered her state of mind and a girl who still feeds off her emotions.

Just like my animes.
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>>63782491
>just like my animes
kekd
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>tfw straya is more mature and more able to engage a conversation than cancûcks, brits and amerifats
no wonder they can banter and that bunch of manchilds cannot
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>>63782387
am i fit in yet
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>>63782453
>mfw Canada is losing their /heem/ status
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>>63782110
Rose is probably objectively the most attractive female fighter currently active. If not her then pic related.
I get it, though. There are certain faces that put me off.
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>>63782387
>>63782387
You tried!!!
*
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>>63782227
that shirt is kawaii senpai
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>>63782544
>gauging maturity based on replies to your outdated post in the mixed martial arts section of a Japanese cartoon imageboard
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>>63782120
There's always footwork and distance management (i.e. 'running away').
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>>63782604
I'm thankful to know I threatened your self image

that proves I'm right
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>>63782613
and high inside leg kicks ;)
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>>63782628
you threatened your own you mean
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcfjK6LZaU

UNFORGIVABLE
FORGIVEN
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>>63782387
>ronda is just pathetic
That's really just an illusion based on what happened compared to what could have happened.

What could have happened: Ronda gets Holly against the fence, takes her down, armbars her.
There's no reason why that *couldn't* have happened. It just *didn't*.

So it's easy to watch Ronda lose and think 'oh she was never very good'... But that's just not true. What happened at 193 wasn't predetermined based on their relative skill levels.
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>>63782586
Goddamn Kristina Rose
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>>63782679
in before he walks out to Metallica now
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>>63782645
surely it was me trying to downsize the relevance of the medium I'm posting to discredit the value of what I'm saying so I could keep myself cozy in the delusion of being 'mature'.

'no u' is the ultimate argument, really.
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>>63782631
Not a bad tactic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqhm36sjVE
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>>63779927
>Bendo
>Kim
>Sexyama
>Sicilia
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What do you think Joe sees when he looks into a mirror? Surely he doesn't see the sweaty, bald monstrosity with weird ticks and mannerisms like we do
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>>63782689
I didn't form my impressions on that event alone.

>So it's easy to watch Ronda lose and think 'oh she was never very good'
She's always been a female godofredo pepey, to me.
Plus, you seem to ignore what most of what this containment thread thought of her before that fight as well.
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>>63782776
You know, listening to him call 193 really made me respect him. He could have easily been wailing about his Ronda, but he actually did a good job.

Of course, then it was only a few weeks ago that he thought 90,000 x 10 is 9 million.....
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>>63782776
desu senpai
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>>63782797
>The hating Ronda meme.
Yes, I suppose I did ignore that.
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Where's the Ben Rothwell update?
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>>63782852
it wasn't unwarranted, was it? most of her opposition was very weak
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Who should get the next title shot?

Keeping in mind that Tate and Nunes were supposed to be fighting this December but Miesha turned the fight down so she could 'sort out her feelings'.

Also, their records:
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Miesha-Tate-26252
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Amanda-Nunes-31496
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>>63783216
Weather we like it or not it will be Ronda, another KO loss should end her career for sure.
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>>63782776
>Surely he doesn't see the sweaty, bald monstrosity with weird ticks and mannerisms like we do
that applies to everyone. I mean the part about not seeing ourselves as others do
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Is the shrub shitposter the same fugly chink that is nbas curry poster?

I think so
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>>63783216
>sort out her feels
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>>63782689
>There's no reason why that *couldn't* have happened
There is and it's that Ronda couldn't have caught up with Holm. Holly was literally dancing in circles around Ronda and Ronda and her retard of a coach were to thick to know to try and cut off the cage.
>Ronda gets Holly against the fence, takes her down
When they did clinch Holly proved herself the superior athlete and simply stuffed Ronda's shit in.

And you have to remember just how shit Ronda's cardio is(she doesn't do any roadwork) so if Holly landing the kick didn't "just happen" Holly would have been circling and tagging an even more gassed Ronda for 15 more minutes. Just imagine what she'd look like, Jesus!
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>>63783268
>Whether we like it or not it will be Ronda, another KO loss should end her career for sure.
I really see the UFC giving Holly another fight between now and UFC 200 (Miesha, Julianna, Amanda, or Cat), and then Ronda coming back for 200.

If Miesha had taken the fight with Julianna, and won, then she would be the obvious choice. As it stands now, really, anyone could get it.

As for holding Holly back until Ronda is ready or another go... I predict that won't happen. There's just no reason for it.
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>>63783387
>the fight with Julianna
Meant to say 'the fight with Amanda'.
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>>63783321
Nah. Curry is fucking shit. Schaub is actually good and not a meme

Curry
>playing in quite possibly the worst era of basketball
>beating garbage meme teams makes you good L
>LeKek, despite being one man took it to the Warriors despite his entire team being kill
>god awful fanbase
>manlet

Schaub
>knocked out Mirko Cro Cop
>played in a mans game (NFL)
>first and only HW to tap anyone with a Darce choke
>popular podcast
>standup comic
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>>63783387
Maybe but that's some risky business man, UFC might be hesitant to lose the big rematch being a title fight by putting Holm in there against someone else along the way
I mean, she hardly looked unbeatable in those two fights before Ronda
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I can only assume Cain is out and Ben is fighting Werdum
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>>63783379
>There is and it's that Ronda couldn't have caught up with Holm.
She got HH against the fence once, and in the clinch away from the cage once.
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>>63783430
>played in the NFL
you mean got cut from the practice squad
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>>63783430
>Schaub is actually good
I don't know if you're just committed to the meme or what, but he didn't amount to much in MMA. CroCop was his only real name victory.
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>>63783435
Okay, say the UFC gave the fight to Miesha. To me, that's the riskiest match-up because then you wind up with Rousey/Tate 3... But even then, Ronda wins, and you get to do the BIGGEST REMATCH ever against Holly.

And, as a bonus, hopefully that gives Ronda time to actually learn how to box. Anyone who saw the Bethe fight could tell how awful she is/was.
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>>63779927
Henderson
Kim
Akiyama
Choi
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>>63783464
then came the part where Ronda doesn't even lift (probably because of her retard coach) and couldn't throw the better athlete
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>>63783565
Fair enough
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Bill Burr on JRE dis gon be good. Without a doubt the goat guest
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>>63783387
>If Miesha had taken the fight with Julianna

Lel what? They were hoping Jessica Eye beat her so she can be fed straight to Ronda but that didn't happen.
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whats the difference between the mma subreddit and ufc subreddit
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IT'S HAPPENING
>twitter.com/FOXSportsLive
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>>63783587
got a link goi
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>>63783752

I hate fights where I don't want to see either fighter lose :c
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>>63783785
you already know barnett is fucked
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>>63783687
I meant to say 'If Tate had taken and won the fight she was offered against Nunes, this December, then she would be the obvious challenger.'

It's worth noting that it was originally Ronda who announced that Tate/Eye would be a fight to determine who got the next title shot (this was at a press conference in May or June). That is to say, it wasn't Dana who declared that Tate/Eye would be a number one contender fight, but Ronda. For all we know Ronda was making shit up and the UFC was just forced to go along with it.
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>>63783752
doesn't get much whiter than barnett and rothwell desu
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>>63783785
>tfw Chael/Shogun
>tfw GSP/Condit
>tfw Le/Franklin
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>>63783798

>she would be the obvious challenger

Lel nah fampai, she got screwed out of a rightful title shot why should she keep running through all the rest of these girls just to find out through the media that she won't be fighting for the title? Now that Ronda isn't champ maybe she'll get her shot, but if Ronda stayed champ, she'd literally never get a title shot ever.
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How could Mr. Olympia Phil Heath not dominate MMA if he wanted to? Dude lifts so much weight. Look at how big he is. Who could beat him?
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>>63783873
that chin has seen better days
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>>63783842
>if Ronda stayed champ, she'd literally never get a title shot ever.
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>>63783873
Mariusz Pudzianowski would destroy him.
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>>63783873

I'd just circle around for 2 rounds and then when he's heavy breathing and sweating out all his roids, I'd put him out of his misery and submit him.
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>>63783907

Are you actually denying this? You think Miesha vs. Rousey 3 was ever going to happen you kuck faggot?
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>>63783731
bump
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>>63783930
I only have that one fedora image...
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>>63782039
>>63782092
>>63782110
well she isn't one of us so fuck it.
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>>63783914
>>63783930
samefag
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>>63783946
But I am a redditor.
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>>63783954

faggotfag
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>>63783946
potential?
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>>63783930
Why wouldn't it? BW was stagnating hard and Holm's win just opened it up massively
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>>63784059

Because Ronda despises Miesha and it's pretty clear that she's the one who picks her opponents.
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>>63784091
So she wouldn't want to beat her for the third time and get paid fat stacks for doing it?
I mean it's all supposition so we don't know, but I don't think it was outside the real of possibility
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>>63782159
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Does the whole "won three out of last four fights" or "won five of last six fights" annoy anyone else?
Really comes off as them being shitscared to say that someone's coming off a loss, even if it's some shitter on the prelims
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>>63784091
https://youtu.be/2zNlkMnXfWE?t=15m8s
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>>63784121

Nigga...it's not going to happen. I don't know what else you want me to tell you.
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>>63784156
Skip to 15:08
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>>63784160
Well, nigger, I didn't say anything about it happening now.
I don't know why you're acting like you're some super secret insider lol
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>>63784156

Why did you respond to me with that?
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>>63784156
>hates Herb
>loves Ronda
>hates Conor
>loves Miesha
It's like all the memes can finally be found in once convenient location.
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>>63781960
If they were trained boxers they would have dropped all 6 niggers. Therefore boxing is the superior martial art for the streets.
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>>63784222

I'm not a super secret insider, I just have something called common sense.

>Oh wow Ronda beat up some chick she already beat twice before what a come back story!

She'll more likely get an immediate rematch or fight someone else not named Miesha or Cyborg.
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>>63784266
I didn't say she was going to fight Miesha now you fuckwit, I said that she was considered a top contender before Ronda lost to Holm
Jesus Christ
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looks a bit like Fedor desu
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>>63784303

>You think Miesha vs. Rousey 3 was ever going to happen you kuck faggot?

>Why wouldn't it?

>I didn't say she was going to fight Miesha now you fuckwit

I should have looked at your flag before responding.
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>>63784367
Yeah but the post you initially responded to was about Miesha never getting a title shot if Ronda had stayed champion, I thought that was what we were talking about.
Just to calm you down, I don't think Ronda vs Miesha is likely these days either.
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How is Dana so fucking based?
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>>63784425
I don't like the way he deflects hard questions and will just insult the person asking it
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>>63784411

Yes, if Ronda stayed champ she wouldn't have gotten a title shot. "Ronda conquered a world champion boxer, can she beat a black belt grappler prospect in Amanda Nunes?" not, "Oh can she beat Miesha for the third time"

Ranking in UFC literally doesn't matter in terms of getting title shots. I'd hope you'd know this by now after the whole Conor thing who had to beat up literal cans like Dennis Siver in order to fight Aldo.
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>>63784472
>Yes, if Ronda stayed champ she wouldn't have gotten a title shot. "Ronda conquered a world champion boxer, can she beat a black belt grappler prospect in Amanda Nunes?" not, "Oh can she beat Miesha for the third time"
You should know that Miesha was offered a fight with Nunes this December, but turned it down.
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>>63784472
Yeah but what if Ronda had beaten everyone else? I'm just saying that it's not like it literally never would have happened, Tate was the clear contender and UFC would have gone with her if they didn't have anybody else lined up.
This is what I meant by the insider thing, you're acting like a little know it all.
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>>63784425
Copying Joe Rogan's personality circa 2005.
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>>63784486

Yes because she shouldn't have to fight Amanda Nunes after she beat Jessica Eye in a no. 1 contenders fight.

Let's say she beats Amanda (which I don't think she can) they'll just put Pena in front of her
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>>63784531
>Jessica Eye
...
So anyone that beats Jessica Eye deserves a title shot?
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>>63784425
>fucked prime Strikeforce Ronda
>buys smart cars when drunk
>rides motorcycles without helmets
>hangs out with the elite ranging from politicians,Arabian princes,actors,athletes
>is a fan of the best team The Patriots
>doesn't give a fuck about shit he says
>if he says something offensive he doesn't need to apologize but if one of his fighters says something similar he has to apologize,give money and do community service
>BTFO sport killers like Jones,Greg Jackson,Frank Shamrock
>getting fucking paid off the Reebok deal
>Golden Gloves
>has amateur boxing record of 49-0-1
That's just to name a few
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can you nerds stop talking about wmma
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>>63784546

Are you being dense on purpose? That fight was titled as the no. 1 contender's match. It's literally not even speculation cause Dana said it himself that Miesha was next in line cause she beat Eye.
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>>63784547
Dana and this reebok deal are the ones who will kill this """""""""""sport"""""""""""
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>>63784573
Actually it was Ronda who originally declared it a title contender match.

>>63784551
>can heem go back to being dead af
Sure
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>>63784613

And Dana confirmed it at the post fight press conference and said, "Miesha is definitely next in line to face Ronda." I'm not even paraphrasing.

Then a few weeks later, Ronda announces she's facing Holm. Holm didn't know about it, neither did Miesha who says she'd already started training for Ronda.

I don't even know why I'm discussing this.
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>>63784651

MORE HIGH TEST MIESHA
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>>63784651
>>63784666
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Would this be a good walkout song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoeIeg_JvoA
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>>63784648
>I don't even know why I'm discussing this.
Because you'll shitpost about literally anything.
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>>63784781

I'm not shitposting, you are, but I'm just feeding your starvation like a retard.
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>>63784771
Did you know she references the UFC in a song?

Somewhere in here,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfXvIs9bojM

Also, she dated Bryan Callen.
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>tfw Fedor roided too late
;_;
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>>63784800
>she dated Bryan Callen.
mfw
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>>63781828
honestly, how stupid can you be picking a fight in the hood and expect then not to act straight hood on your ass? Dumb fucks should stay in the gym where other people train and are trained, going to someones hood to fuck them up... ahaha I'm honestly surprised their all not dead. Those be good black folk for not killing these dumb fucks.
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>>63784736
If you want high test wmma, you should look up Amanda Lucas, daughter of George Lucas.
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>>63784837
I always try to guess which parts of that album are about him.
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>>63784800
>Let's pretend we're eight years old playin' hooky
>I draw on the wall and you can play UFC rookie
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who keeps posting these ugly women
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>>63784837
ayyy lmao
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>>63785006
me
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>>63785043
for what purpose
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>>63784990
Has said wench ever been identified?
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>>63781332
Never realized how skinny Chris' legs are.

Luke will win.
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>>63782110
Her nose is weird as fuck.
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>>63784666
Good taste.

Satan's trips choose my fightfu.
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>>63785253
I picked Luke in the previous thread but desu have no idea. I just picked him because the more intelligent banter seemed to be in his favor.
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Why is she so perfect /b/ros?
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After Aldo runs through Conor like a freight train going 1200mph at 12am on the 12th day of the 12th month, who's next for him?

Can literally anyone stand before the dominating force that is Jose Aldo?
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>>63785455
I will say that she's one of the few who is a born fighter.
I just pray she's not another one of these "I want to retire at 30. I want to retire as soon as I lose." fighters.
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>>63785455
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>>63782246

She was seizing from the initial fall. The subsequent slams of her dome off the cement probably fucked her beyond recognition
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>>63785532
am i rite that this was /sp/'s first Jerzy fight?
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>>63785455
>>63785532

beautiful
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>>63785589
Heem urself my man
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If you train the mind, you train the body
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>>63785640
Is that your excuse for not training and being a closet homosexual who supports lay and pray?
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>>63785640
How do I train my face?
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>>63785640
and if you train the body, you train the _____
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>>63785525
She's said in a few interviews that she plans to defend her belt a few more times then call it a career, and if 125 opens up before then I think she wants a crack at that too iirc.
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>>63785728
dick
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>>63785692
>the most unflattering picture I can find of joanna jedrzeczyk
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>>63785738
I think that would actually be a great reason for starting a 125lb division.
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>>63785822
Invicta already has some interesting talent fighting at Flyweight.
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>>63785852
pic related
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>>63785743
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Pretty sad that WFLW would be far more interesting than men's FLW
Though it's better than it was six months ago, I think Ben Ten and Louis Smolka are worth watching
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>>63785887
>qt315.silly.exe
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>>63785822
Can Rin Nakai cut to flyweight? She's stumpy
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>Fabricio Werdum
>38 years old
>UFC Heavyweight champ

How does he do it
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>>63785917
>Rin Nakai
I'll try and go back and watch some of her fights, but for anyone to lose 10 pounds isn't some kind of impossible goal.
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>being Dana White
>not spending all your money and then taking out a loan in order to sign Tonya Evinger
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>>63785917
im sure she could cut lower than that she just likes to be buff. she probably makes more off of fetish modeling than mma
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Why aren't kicks to a downed opponent allowed under most MMA promotions but elbows are? Aren't both equally dangerous in their respective scenarios? Maybe allowing head kicks would mean some wrestlefuckers who try and lay on top of their opponent for 15 minutes would get their shit kicked in, which would make it all worth it. Seems like it would be generally more interesting on the ground with more finishes and strategy
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>>63786035
>Maybe allowing head kicks would mean some wrestlefuckers who try and lay on top of their opponent for 15 minutes would get their shit kicked in
How is the other guy going to kick him in the head if the wrestler is on top?
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>>63786035
>elbows
Elbows almost never cause any damage besides cuts.
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>>63786083
No one can be this retarded
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>>63786103
The fuck is he trying to prove with those tattoos?
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>>63785990
>an actual girlmauling bulldyke running wild through the UFC
I like it.
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>>63786035
>when he picks him up by the head and slams him at the end

GOT DAMN
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>>63779927
Benson
Kim
Akiyama
Choi
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>>63786103
Are you calling me retarded? I can't tell because your counterpoint was a TKO.
>>
Do you think dana would be pretty nervous right now leading up to UFC 194 incase aldo or connor gets injured?
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>>63786035
did he die?
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>>63786187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKLQnfMK1cc
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>>63786169
He's calling you retarded bro. You better fuck him up.
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>>63786245
As if I didn't already heem him with my superior banter and logic...
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>>63786035
>>63782246
jesus fuck
>>
>>63786105
That he's an interesting person
>>
>>63786169
Not him, but c'mon, son. Elbows can definitely cause damage. Look at Cro Cop - Gonzaga 2, or any of Jon Jones's spinning elbows. It's a huge, pointy chunk of bone. It's going to fuck somebody up if you hit them right with it.
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>>63786395
I guess, if you get your opponent to faceplant himself into your elbow.
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>>63786395
>>63786421
Really, in conversations like these, i wonder if I should even be posting on /heem/. If I have to explain exactly how elbows are and are no useful then why am I posting here at all. It's like talking to first graders about the letter y.
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>>63786395
Don't feed the troll
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>>63782581
>Rose is probably objectively the most attractive female fighter currently active
You insane? now way, thats Miesha Tate, Rose has zero tits and ass, its just a gigant head on top of the body of a 12 year old boy.
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>>63786430
Yeah, I guess you're right.
>>
>Josh Barnett vs Ben Rothwell

What does /heem/ think about this fight? Is Rothwell the p4p cringiest fighter when it comes to self promotion?
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>>63786426
>claims elbows aren't effective
Here's a bunch of examples of elbows being effective
>well they aren't because you're just not good enough to get it
Okay then, now I know where we stand
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>>63786455
Eh, I'm interested. You know, when a fighter lays his reputation on the line it makes an impression.
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>>63786467
What?
>>
>>63786455
I really like it. Two huge anime-loving neckbeards smashing eachother. The winner gets the loser's dakimakura.
>>
>>63786467
>>claims elbows aren't effective
"Elbows almost never cause any damage besides cuts."
That's the post we're apparently fighting about, to be clear. Not a very controversial opinion.
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>>63786455

JOSHO

BARNETTU
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Daily reminder that Alexander Gustaffson is the only man to ever defeat Jon Jones in sanctioned, unarmed combat.
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>>63780296
>tfw Ive never seen him win a fight
all he does is get bodied by superniggers
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>>63786666
Check em
>>
>You know we always like to use the term "once in a lifetime"? Once in a lifetime does not apply to Rhonda Rousey. It's once ever. IN HUMAN HISTORY There has never been a woman like her. Her ability to not just beat mediocre fighters, but destroy them. She is like a superhero, I mean she really is a freak of existence. When Holly Holms leaves this sport you may never see someone like her again. Not just in MMA, but in ANY sport.
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>>63786691
I can imagine when this happens Holly will tell them all how silly they're being
>>
I am so hyped to see Rockhold win the belt.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww1aioW3W_A
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>>63786683
All I wish is for JBJ to become JSNJ
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>>63786760
Also, I will say, at this sleepy hour of the morn, that UKbro does seem the p4p king of heem, his reputation not tarnished like that of ameribro and the canadian... Once again may the sun never set on your memes.
>>
>he doesn't have a black belt in karate

"I want to be heemed on worldstar" - You
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>>63786746
Why? Rockhold is the biggest douchebag around

Is it because you're a gay?
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>>63786666
So you have watched mma for less than 2years, could you be more causal?
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>>63786831
>matyushenko
>silva
>rua
>counting those as wins
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>>63786666
h-here
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>>63786837
heem yourself my man
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>>63784110
You kinda expect his skin to just rip and tear and his muscles bounce out like they're shot from a goddamn cannon all over the stage.

Jesus, they need to fix that scene. Back in Arnold's day they still looked somewhat human.
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>>63786831
Don't mind them, Jones fans are retards who hate anybody Jones fought, but especially Gus because he almost beat him
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>>63786850
OH WOOOOOWW HE BEAT YIMMY MINOWA WOOOOWWW HOW COOOOOOOOLLLL HIS SHORTS SAYS BAD BOY WWWOOOOWWW
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i was just thinking lads, it's rare we see prime vs prime in a championship fight, it's what makes weedman vs rockhard so good.
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>>63786867
Rockhand isn't in his prime the guys old as fuck and probably has STDs

WOLF TICKETS
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>>63786875
why must you make these terrible posts
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>>63786877
Why you buying wolf tickets for
>>
So if /heem/ is in full defense mode against Rockhold winning then that means he definitely wins, right?
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>>63786896
>/heem/ is in full defense mode against Rockhold winning
what since when
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>>63786900
Chris is going to die and you know it!
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>>63786896
Rockhard is just another old man they're feeding weedman

Diaz would murk that fool
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>>63786896
it's happening
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>>63786853
I remember the Ms Olympia went on Wipeout. The boys in the booth kept calling her a fella, and she somehow managed to break a few ribs I think.

The attached JPEG image is of her in Wipeout garb.
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>>63786842
it's not often you see a reverse keking

especially with gus, this is a once in human history event
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>>63786925
You feel it too? He certainly presents a youthful veneer, but I don't believe it for a moment. Until we see a birth certificate I don't believe his age.
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>>63786395
This is a safe for work board senpai, take that gore elsewhere, jesus christ
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what the fuck are you all doing
look at the fucking shit you are posting
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the all american is knocking out kekold, no question. rock hard gay hold is a pillowfisted schmuck who's going to get turned to paste by the new york super hero Chris WeidMan
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>>63786950
You think that's bad? Check out this brutal sick filth
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>>63786967
as real as it gets
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>>63786943
Th-that's a woman?
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>>63786430
>Miesha Tate

jewkeks pls go
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>>63786842
Hmmm... That knee Gus likes to thorw is pretty good, people never think he can reach their chin with it, Jones, Manuwa and Daniel all got a taste of it, gus should focus on drilling a good follow up combo that works well off that knee, he always rocks guys with it
>>
post mma moments that are bizarre in retrospect

>rumble was afraid to stand and bang with dan hardy
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>>63786967
SO YOU WANT TO BE AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER?
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>>63786999
At least the Chonan one was some trippy ninja shit you couldn't see coming
>>
>>63786987
>jewkeks pls go
She`s not even jewish m8, but even if she was, she would still be the hottest WMMA fighter in the UFC
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>>63787019
>Miesha
You're venturing into some highly subjective waters there, sailor...


.
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>>63786842


>that knee


That's the only time he had DC in trouble as well.
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>>63787019
I didn't say she was jewish m8

Tits and ass will never be enough to save a trainwreck of a face. If they were then far more black girls would be attractive.

Michelle Waterson and PVZ are both far more attractive than Miesha. Objectively.
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>>63787038
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>>63787044
I dont mind the face desu
She just has this aura about her that just screams that she fucks like a champ
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>>63787086
>>63780556
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>>63787101
Thats not me, thats the Norway Ronda fan guy
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>>63786467
Since you lads are talking about elbows in MMA and not Mauy Thai (where they're GOAT) elbows are used best by lanky fighters who can't trade hooks due to long arms. Condit's elbow for example, or Holm's elbow against Ronda. It catches someone off guard and wobbles them 100% of the time it actually is timed properly and lands.
>>
mornin boys

>I wouldn’t have gotten suspended, and my belt stripped away. I didn’t fight for it. I have nothing to prove, that belt doesn’t solidify who I am as a fighter. I needed the break, man. The pressure that I put on myself and the level I was fighting at … to get away from that belt for awhile really set me free. Today I feel great.”

DC confirmed for dead April 23rd
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>>63787228
you think dc is just gonna sit there and let jon kill him anon?
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>>63787019

come on man
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>>63787258
>you think dc is just gonna sit there and let jon kill him anon?
You mean like he did in rounds 4 and 5 in their first fight which he landed 3 and 4 significant strikes in?

When you land fewer significant strikes than the number that represents what round it is, you are literally just sitting there lol
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>>63787269
Sorry bro, but she`s under the minimum requirement for tits, i take a chick with butterface and a good body over a chick with a good face but the body of a young boy... thats just my personal preference
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>>63787052
if Gus had locked in the plumb and kept kneeing, he probably would have won at this point
>>
>>63787294
>i take a chick with butterface and a good body over a chick with a good face

lmao what an idiot
>>
>>63786819
No, it's because I'm also a massive douchebag.
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>>63787269


>fake tits and beak-face over asian karate schoolgirl qt

s.mh tbqh right now family
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>>63787323
>>63787323

mean to this

>>63787294
>>63787294
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>>63786896
Actually a fair bit of /heem/ is pulling for Stoneclasp.

I'd say its roughly 40/60 leaning towards Wide Man.
>>
>>63787323
lmao you made a post and forgot the pic, deleted it, then made a new post with the pic but quoted the wrong post

good job bud, you're a bumbling mess.

but you're right. look at that outfit lmao jesus
>>
>>63787333
that's because I've been saying he's going to win and everyone subtly knows that I'm usually right

Weedmin going to get chokey

How're your pants today?
>>
>>63787294
I prefer Rose to how that used up B-grade pornstar Miesha looks. Waterson and Nakai both have better figures than Miesha, not talking about face.
>>
who is the cutest
>>
>>63787349
Rose has a pretty face, but she does have a fivehead and her body is puke
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Don't get left behind.

Join the team today.
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>>63787349

She's ok looking but suffer from alien head syndrome like a lot of the chicks in wmma.
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>>63787374
weedmin
chokey

pick two
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>>63787381
Lol'd
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>>63787345
I think a fair bit of people jumped ship after the Veetor fight. That being said I believe a bit of people came back on board after the Machida fight.

Also, you have to keep in mind that he has an "older" following that stems from the Strikeforce days. Wide Man is newer in comparison and I think it reflects their fan base.

I hope Rockhold outboxes him over the course of 5 round, I'd really love to see that.

Nice and tight, thank for asking, and your dress?
>>
>>63786857
>texiera
>shogun
>rampage
>rashad
>Chael
Look I can do it too!

Jones only good wins are Gus and DC and he struggled with both.
>>
>>63787415
>Also, you have to keep in mind that he has an "older" following that stems from the Strikeforce days. Wide Man is newer in comparison and I think it reflects their fan base.
That's a good point, and you're probably right.
>I hope Rockhold outboxes him over the course of 5 round, I'd really love to see that.
It would be pretty incredible. His footwork and striking defense is pretty unreal, and obviously everyone is fully aware of his kicks at this point. I really think his greatest likelihood of winning comes in the form of a submission, though. A chokey, specifically.

>Nice and tight, thank for asking, and your dress?
Good to hear bud, and it's silky, loose, and it blows lightly in the cool breeze when I pray facing east. Thanks for asking. Praise be to Allah.
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>>63787387
posting this is literally no different than saying that Rockhold had an easier time with Machida than Weidman did, and that's why Rockhold is going to win

like cmon
>>
>>63787450
>>63787415
You two are such passive agressive little bitches. I could slap either of you right in the face and you would just look at the floor to hide your teaey eyes.
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>>63787470
well first of all, you would be literally unable to slap me because I'd gouge out both of your eyes if you even tried

and second of all, he's my friend, so fuck yourself bud lol
>>
>>63787470
I'd make you gag on my smelly English cock you little fanny. Giving it the biggun on here you fucking wet sausage
>>
>>63787479
Figures. As soon as you get called out for the bitch you run to safety in numbers
>h-he's my f-friend now
I really wish we were in the same room right now...
>>
>>63787486
>I really wish we were in the same room right now...
m-me too
>>
>>63787470
fite me irl cnt id rek u
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNtQJeKkwHY
>>
>>63787486
>>h-he's my f-friend now
>I really wish we were in the same room right now...

well so are you bud
no need to get jealous

keep in mind that he is wearing skinny jeans right now
>>63787496
>>63787494
>>63787486
>>63787482
honestly I'd blind all of you even if you all tried to fight me irl at the same time
>>
>>63787323
>>63787269
>ching chong ping ling me saw hawnee
Yellow fever victim please
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>>63787504
Pulse desu ka? Is this the UFC Fight Night version of Embedded then?
>>
>>63787507
I'd make you give me your shoelaces you little globe
>>
>>63787520
no you fucking wouldnt bud

I'd use the plastic part on the end of the shoelace as a weapon and you'd regret that you'd even tried, seriously
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>>63787539
do you actually find this funny
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Imagine if the heavyweight division had athletes like Klitschko, he would kill people with his jab in mma
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>>63787564
Weidman could take him down and sub him in 2 minutes.
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>>63787553
Yes, very. I look at it and chuckle.
I mean take a look at that face. It's so strange to see Conor McGregor with the eyes of an asian man. It's absurdist comedy at its absolute finest, whoever photoshopped it is a god amongst men.
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>>63786035
>Head slam at the end

I SAY GODDAMN!!!
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>>63787570
Is Weidman the most overrated champion in MMA?

The man has 3 defenses for gods sake and people treat him like he is the GOAT because he is white
>>
>>63787564
Imagine a Brock Lesnar with the mind of Mighty Mouse
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>>63787590
>The man has 3 defenses for gods sake

against opponents with an average age of 37
>>
>>63787590
>because he is white
>
>>
>>63787590
Three defences aint bad and they call him the GOAT because he demolished the old one
>getting this defensive because someone implied a top tier MMA fighter could beat some fag boxer you like
holy lol
>>
>>63787613
>some fag boxer

Do you even realize how great of a human being Klitschko is?
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>>63786547
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>>63787622
No because boxing is mad gay
>>
>>63787635
>>63787613
I would literally heem you with my dick
>>
>>63787597
Don't forget that it was against fighters on their downward slope too. The best win Weidman has is against Machida when you consider the other fights, but he got lit up by Machida at the end. Both Rockhold and Yoel destroyed Machida, Yoel even surprisingly outstruck Machida on the feet.

Weidman I in a rough position against mentioned above and Sauza, Mouse
>>
>>63787655
>>63787655
>>63787655
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>>63787645
MMA beats grappling beats striking beats untrained
Sorry but it's true
>>
>>63787631
Not
>strange_potato.webm
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>>63787590
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>>63787590
Based Duranposting swede
>>
lol so Pendred retired? What a fucking pussy.
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