Man Utd vs PSV match thread 1
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MUFC: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Lingard, Rooney, Memphis, Martial
Subs: Romero, McNair, Young, Fellaini, Mata, Pereira, Wilson.
PSV: Zoet, Arias, Bruma, Moreno, Brenet, Hendrix, Guardado, Propper, Narsingh, De Jong, Locadia
Subs: Pasveer, Isimat, Pereiro, Schaars, Maher, Poulsen, Bergwijn
>tfw no ellie gf to gift martial shirt to
would she rather get the classic red one or the cool third kit?
>>63790075
>letting a past it schweine start
Lel
Break a leg united.
>>63790129
>>63790129
as long as it's fellaini's
Come on united!
We will win this.
just need to win this and united will qualify
shame CSKA had to fuck it up and lose, could have topped the group tonight
dubs and United lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgGy7rSl324
>The United State of America
>>63790400
>Narsingh instead of based Pereiro
fucking dropped
>>63790400
Guardardo to score the winner
>>63790417
you mean
>Locadia on the wings again instead of Pereiro
who /EendrachtMaaktMacht/ here?
>>63790075
>Bergwijn
This kid has more talent in his left toe than all of Memphis combined. MY DICK.
>depoop playing
>>63790536
Why is he so fucking garbage?
>>63790473
legends desu
I hope PSV pulls a cheeky win for sure. Manure can get banged.
>>63790558
He isn't really, just overrated and in bad form. He would be fine at a small, midtable side like chelsea or Liverpool
I fucking love based Louis van Gaal. He seems like a dick, but he's actually really kind and friendly in his personal life. He just doesn't take bullshit from anyone.
fuck off fooeh
>>63790473
Who are those guys?
>>63790679
Adriano and Luis Fabiano
>>63790679
maradona and depay
>>63790679
dont you recognize jan vennegoor of hesselink and stanislav manolev?
>>63790400
Beautiful
Man U v psv or juve v city for the neutral lads?
>>63790679
Diego Simeone & Bryan Ruiz
>Michael Owen isn't on commentary
>>63790679
m8, I grew up watching those guys play, you don't recognize Aguero and Trezeguet?
>>63790742
Hate that fucker. English commentary in general is cringe worthy, the only "knowledgeable" comments they seem range from "this guy has lots of pace" to "they are passing the ball a lot, they need to kick it forward quicker". Never.
Who /apprentice/ after this?
>>63790742
Thank Christ. Please tell me neither Hoddle or Hargreaves are on there too?
>>63790679
Romario and Ronaldo
>inb4 one of those mudslimes go through with the death threats against moreno for breaking shaws ankle
>>63790742
no matter what team you support everybody can agree on the fact that Owen is a massive cunt desu
>>63790765
*seem to make
I fucking hate BTSport with a passion
>>63790733
both lad
>>63790793
audible kek
>>63790793
Future slag
>>63790793
i'd buck her
>>63790793
Stevie birthed a chav?
>>63790793
jacked off to this several times, good girl
>>63790793
someone please post the slippy g pasta
>>63790812
>Future
She's scouse m8
>>63790793
Those scouser slag genes la'
>>63790793
I thought it was a barbiedoll from the thumbnail
>Start the SBS stream
>120 seconds of unskippable ads
>>63790793
MODS
manu I choose u
>>63790720
>vennegoor of hesselink
hate him and those 2000s psv teams
>that Shaw banner
F
>psv fans are kuks
What else is new
>>63790882
Hello my merchant friend
Friendly reminder George Best was a horrible pissed up cunt who died a scumbag for fucking up the liver he was given that could have gone to help someone who wasn't a cretin
>>63790909
I'm an ado supporter m8
>>63790853
sbs getting CL is the worst fucking thing ever
>>63790923
>kanker hagenees
How's that chinese money going for ya
>>63790923
>admitting to being an ado fan
How's the oriental dick over there?
>>63790910
You watch too much House MD. Livers are not scarce and there is no large waiting list for such a popular organ.
>>63790679
fellaini and young when they stil played for psv and fellaini was stil a manlet
Why is this thread so dead?
>>63791003
people probably watching other more interesting games
they'll flood this thread when we concede though m8
>>63791017
pls concede
utd pls embarrass yourselves
>>63791017
Fuck off moyes you negative paki bastard
>>63791017
Fuck off you fat paki
Get off your proxy
>>63791039
moyes is scottish mate
Georgie B ;_;
Is that Robbie - fucking - Savage on commentary? Jesus Christ.
>>63791042
>>63791039
don't bully the ellie m80
>>63790793
old stevie buttering her up, bet he slipped in there a few times himself the cheeky bastard.
>>63791047
two out of three wasn't bad desu
>>63790768
Here
Plumber bloke is smashing it so far
*holds up phone*
anyone got a link to a good stream?
What's up you paki cunts?
Ready to watch Jeffrey Bruna wreak havoc?
>>63791072
>Plumber bloke is smashing it so far
This, he's the only one there that isn't a complete insufferable cunt (imo)
>>63791077
r/soccerstreams
Anybody have a stream link, vriend? Want to see based Guardado in action
Cool tribute from the crowd.
Reminder to shit on Ellie at every opportunity
>>63791092
Apparently he's favourite to win.
Hope Richard gets far though, he's hilariously close to David Brent.
Come on guys.
>>63791099
ESPNplay
>urine suit
that's the gk's name?
>>63791107
STOP. BULLYING. ELLIE. YOU. FUCKING. CUNT!!!!!!!!
>>63791107
Care factor zero
>>63791107
that's because she wants to fit in you mong
Anyone else drinking? It's the only way to survive this boring as fuck United team
>>63791146
Stay Mad Ellie
Robbie Savage is such a whiny cunt.
>>63791155
If ellie posted his feet youd have to shave your eyeballs afterwards, hairy paki cunt
narsingh injured, and nothing of value was lost.
>>63791167
Get hype for Bergwijn m8
>>63791107
is this the yuro version of bro culture?
Narsingh oot, which means the game can only get better from now on.
>>63791167
Sipping on some bleach atm t.b.h. family
Daily reminder this literally happened
>>63791182
>shave your eyeballs
Just spend a minute imagining doing that
Read a story a little while ago about a guy who fell asleep with his contacts in. When he woke up he thought they were stuck to his eyes and tried to take them out. Later he discovered they'd fallen out and when he went to the hospital it turned out he clawed off his cornea
>>63791169
Genuinely fuck off mate Ellie is an exquisite flower if you say a bad word about her I will fuck you up.
>>63791222
too soon, bro
>>63791185
>>63791211
You guys are meanies.
>shitty
Why isn't Memephis wearing his hat?
>>63791228
i sleep in my contacts all the time desu
i used to be able to not take them off for weeks and have no problems at all but now my right eye cant handle that shit anymore
pereira > pereiro tbhfam
>>63791315
I have ones that are designed to be slept in and used for a month solid. I never need to take them out for the whole month.
>>63791315
thanks for the optical info and rare flag.
>>63791231
Your "exquisite flower" is actually a fat israeli using a proxy to pretend he is a grill. If he were to be a women he's be a fat greasy whore
>Rooney
>Lin Gard
Robbie Savage is a miserable cunt, ffs.
>>63791346
FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFS
shit touch
what the fuck jes
>memepiss
based martial they need 3 of them up front t b honest
Based Martial
lmao depay hasnt got a dad
martial should have shot desu
>>63791340
ive never heard of ones that are made to be slept in specifically but if you have the soft ones you can do it no problem
i used to literally forget that i was even wearing contacts or even needed to because i would have them on for so long
Martial is too nice, he should be a little more selfish.
its like playing fifa drunk
Lingard > Neymar
Fucking rppney is too slow.
>>63791429
Yeah its strange seeing an unselfish nig
>>63791410
Who makes these? A jap?
>tfw went on holiday to Egypt and the people were manure supporters
Bizarre desu. I know EPL is huge in China too there's loads of Chinese betting adverts.
>>63791167
you tried watching a different match?
>>63791466
Nope. Got Guinness Golden Ale, and I'm in for the long haul until Apprentice starts.
Where do people watch it anyway? In the /tv/ thread or /brit/?
nice to see rooney taking shots outside the box desu
even if it gets blocked that was always such an exciting part of rooney's game. hope he bags a few blooters this season.
>>63791483
guinness golden ale?
hmmmm
>>63791483
Hows the guinness?
Don't know how much more of Savage on comms I can listen to desu. He might actually be worse than Michael Owen.
>>63791510
>>63791513
Not as nice as I'd hoped it'd be. It's ok though. Bit of a strange aftertaste. Don't think I'd drink more than a pint of it.
>>63791483
>Got Guinness Golden Ale
Just saw an ad for that. How is it?
>>63791516
>mfw Bein Sports
>>63791545
Not surprising, guinness drinks are over priced shite
why is martial so likeable yet memepiss is unlikeable?
>>63791374
Ellie a shit
Lel he got up there fast
>>63791545
well guinness have started making lagers now.
smdh
KOM OP PSV
KOM OP PSV
KOM OP PSV
>>63791548
Not the best. Some people might like it.
>>63791570
I like their porter (and I like regular Guinness), but this is just odd. It's really fizzy. It's like drinking beer coke.
>Ronaldo has scored
Does anyone know if it was a penalty or a tap in?
>>63791516
Yeah he's starting to get on my tits too with his constant whining.
>>63791606
tap in
right, stick blind on corner duty
>there are people that unironically try to make the hivemind hate ellie
you'll always be #1 in my heart
damn, schneiderlin a big guy
>>63791606
I think it's safe to guess it was
Lel Bruna knocking Moreno in the face
>>63791606
it was a head in 6 yards out
game getting somewhat exciting for a sec
>>63791606
bayol assist
>>63791606
PSV
S
V
>the city of memphis
>le best cb in da wurld man
>memslip
Proppër looking good 2bh
>>63791600
haven't had the porter t b h but if you ever have the chance get a pint of beamish in ireland... the GOAT irish stout
Is there anything more depressing than seeing Rooney on the ball?
>slippy depai
>memeurine
moreno goal incoming
>Memehoven
>Derpay
>memphis
Are you allowed to bring a ball home if you catch one in public?
>>63791725
I just see him fucking up 70% of the time when he has the ball.
>Glenn Hoddle
>Michael Owen
>Owen Hargreaves
>Robbie Savage
BT Sport, what are you doing lads? Jesus fucking Christ.
de french carrick
Have PSV had a shot on target yet?
>>63791719
I might have had it, was in Dublin in January and had a whole lot too much to drink.
Got laughed at by my m8s while they all ate breakfast in Arnotts and I lay on the table dying
Depay is really starting to piss me off. Clumsy, clueless, always makes the wrong decision... will he actually show some quality, or will he be sold in 2 seasons time?
FUCK
>>63791781
>Have PSV had a shot on target yet?
Yes
>>63791714
>tfw he used to be my teammate
>>63791789
He still has his hearth with PSV
>>63791769
Imagine if Match of the Day only had them on it
>>63791765
no they make you give it back
>DDG is the best GK in the world at the moment
>Smalling is the best CB in the world at the moment
Why don't more people rate United?
>>63791799
tell us a story m8, why aren't you a footballer?
Martial needs to stop doing those cheeky finishes and just make sure it goes in the net
>>63791813
>Turn over TV
>Fap to babestation
>>63791815
Still an English team...
Man United are really suffering from the dutch disease. All control, all possession and no end product
Thanks van laal
Why didn't Martial bang that top net? Why are all of the players shots low as fuck, and right down the middle?
United need a real, quality striker... the players the have right now are so bad at shooting. Not to mention 99% of their goals come from inside the box.
SLIPPY
L
I
P
P
Y
>>63791815
ABUs are blinded by hate
>Le cut inside and shoot straight at the keeper Dutchman
slippy la in goals
>>63791815
They do, but most people don't rate them too highly with teams like barcelona and bayern out there. I really don't understand what you're trying to say here Muhammad.
The ghost of slippy G is here.
>Apprentice is on tonight
Dammit, gotta be that instead of this, desu.
Didn't know Gerard was PSV's goalkeeper
>>63791836
You can only wank off to australian girls?
>>63791824
well I had other interests aswell, and not a dad that pushed me a lot like davy has, + he was younger and better than me at the vitesse youth anyway
Crosschester united
>>63791848
dude 99% of all goals are from inside the box
>>63791873
Is it all Aussies on there now? Full disclosure, I haven't watched it since I was a teenager.
>>63791867
Still half an hour m8
But yeah, the apprentice candidates would make a better team to watch than fucking united
>>63791865
>norway trying to talk like a big man
Stop bullying Dutch players please
nice pass to the goalkeeper
>>63791875
vitesse youth?
you could have been a chelsea player haha.
Fellaini sub at 60 minutes? Can already see it. That or Young subbed on, a few decent crosses, then desperation kicks in and dives for a penalty.
>>63791897
Nah m8, it's the way you said you had to turn over the TV
I was meming a little too hard
>>63791867
>Muh PROFESSIONALISM
lingard is versatile as fuck boys
Memphis truly is this decade's Collins John.
Mark my words, this cunt will be playing for Fort Lauderdale Corndogs United in 7 years.
>>63791928
young should be on sooner
i used to hate that diving faggot but i'll be damned if he hasn't been one of the best players on the team for quite a while now - even if he still dives here and there
>>63791918
kek, It would be a wasted trip as they'd lend me back to vitesse right away anyway
>divepiss
>new shoes for Zoet
why
>memephis
Lingaard should go play rightback. That was a Shaw-esque tackle.
>>63791956
Bloke's a genius 2bh
Does a good job, baits people enough that they think he hasn't, then when they bring him back to the boardroom he shits all over them because they had no reason to.
>>63791931
I just got it.
>This match
>Zzzz
Pick two
>>63791992
mfw i was just thinking that
Memphis is a fucking donkey, sub him off
Is Martial the new Januzaj?
Martial pls gr8 save tho
>>63792050
No, Martial can actually score goals.
man utd pls score
>>63792016
he just needs more Netherlands players to play with
HALFTIME cuppa taye
>all this diving
Did Rooney not get booked for that?
Don't even know why I bother watching United at the moment
Even big sam hoofball is more entertaining
Lel how was Rooney not booked for that?
>>63792078
>Can
>Doesn't
New Januzaj confirmed
S-slags?
Who the fuck is this referee?
Fuck his wife and children.
>>63792050
Martial is good, top 20 U23 player.
Januzayy is a meme.
>>63792092
then where is RVP and Buttner??
>>63792092
or against
It's like they don't train
>shit first touches
>young players trying to be creative but losing the ball
>errant passing
Schweini and Rooney are the only two that look up to it and they are the oldest
>Degay
>Lingaard - Smalling - ?? - Shaw
>Schweinsteiger - ??
>Mane - Mata/Rny - Depay
>Martial
>not the 4 times CL winners 2016-2019
>>63792104
Life is hard being an English United fan, both club and country as boring as shit to watch atm.
Is /sp/ not as busy as it was a few months ago? I haven't been on here for a while and this is the quietest Man Utd gamethread I've ever seen.
>>63792116
look in the mirror and make a duckface
>>63792137
Jones and Schneiderlin.
>>63792137
>no schneiderlin
>>63792140
I've given up on England at this point. They're just so fucking dull that even potentially hype games and games >we win are just miserable.
>>63792116
here lad
>>63790793
>>63792152
No one posts about United unless its when they fuck up
>>63792137
>Not rating Schneiderlin
>>63792162
>>63792163
Well he'd deserve a place just for the GOAT head dribbling.
>>63792152
mass migrations to other boards after wrestling was banned
>>63792152
white ppl really aint got no lips huh
>>63792152
hngggg whos this semon demon?
>>63792137
>depay
>>63792089
Are u really a grill? And why do u like Manure so much?
>Inb4 i'm from Manchester
Rooney wanted revenge for Shaw.
#JusticeforShaw
>>63792163
I love schneiderlin but his passing and defending this game blow
>>63792137
>schweinsteiger playing 4 more years of quality football
jones at the back
It'll be schneiderlin and someone van gaal buys next summer
>>63792116
yes lad
>>63792114
He's scored 3 goals in his first 8 games, Januzaj scored 5 goals in 46 games.
>>63792206
>that flag
>this topic
>>63792152
/brit/ has been slowly stealing users from /sp/ 2bh
Why do Man U players always stagnate after couple of games? It was the same with Di Maria. Is it van lel?
>>63792253
muh dickkkkk
discuss
will he make it?
>>63792259
Attacking players you mean.
>>63792259
martial is playing great and has been great for the french nt, i dont understand what you mean
reminder that if manure draw they will have to beat wolfsburg away from home to qualify assuming psv can beat cska at home
>>>/tv/63038085
Made an Apprentice thread for later lads
Wish Fergie would come back for a couple of seasons tbqh
>>63792313
>>/out/
how to fuck a slag with a qt accent
>>63792152
Utd don't bring in the neutrals anymore, because they're boring as fuck
neutrals are probably watching Juventus v City desu
>>63792267
>>63792253
lel...britbong whores look so ridiculous...
>>63792319
w-who is this?
>>63792313
Dull this series, I've switched to I'm a celeb desu
>>63792330
Juve are playing City right now?? Fuckkkkkkkk, I wish I wasn't a Man U fan tbqh
>>63792303
That faggy hair cut, though. He's too lesbian-looking for football.
Unless he's replacing chicha.
>>63792334
Nice manjaw slag
>>63792345
M O A R
>>63792308
united just have to win 1 game regardless of other results to qualify
>>63792334
>posts flat chested tennis player
Step up cankek
>>63792357
hon hon...les britbongs pogne tout le temps a rien...
>>63792340
her snapchat is bethemsley
>>63792341
I'm enjoying it 2bh, also I'm a celeb is ALWAYS trash. I genuinely don't get the appeal of that show at all.
>>63792377
We're not going to win in Germany though...
>>63792395
Ant and Dec's cheeky banter and Chris Eubank's gradual transformation into a living malteaser
>>63792386
Speak American, faggot!
>>63792152
board has been in steady decline for years now. most people just didn't notice it outright because there were still enough people here to keep up the appearance.
it's a desolate place really. not only are there far fewer people, there's also far less originality, dynamic and outright fun because of the heavy moderation. the "best" new maymay this season is fucking >mouyes ffs, which is basically a reproduction of an older one, no innovation at all. every non-sport-thread is deleted immediately, even when there's no sports on. this resulted in the shitflow of generals that dominate this board now, where people shitpost rampantly and noone cares whether they stay on topic or not. the only thing I come here for anymore are one or two match-threads per week, the rest is just pure shit tbqh.
tldr: mods destroyed this board
Thoughts?
>actual half time slags
jesus... it's back baby.
>Half Time
What are you listening too, senpai?
>>63790770
wtf mate, its clearly túlio and douglas costa
KOM OP PSV
KOM OP PSV
KOM OP PSV
KOM OP PSV
Well, at least Shitty are losing.
>>63792425
my nigga Justin Biebs - Sorry
>>63792447
at least they qualified ;_;
>>63792352
should be good under fergie though, very aggressive player, i like him
>Fellaini will soon be entering the match
I want my United back
>>63792418
tu comprends pas quessé que j'dis donc sa te frustre...comme n'importe quelle bon autiste...
>>63792449
I think the one in yellow might be one of the other girls mum. Looks about 20 years older.
>>63792471
Stop this surrenderspeak
Watching a Manchester Utd. game
>they're divided
stop
missing
chances
Why don't they make a Schneiderlingard in the Man Utd lab? Would have saved them a lot of shekels.
>Linglard
>>63792449
>this is a 10/10 in bongistan
Jeff Lindegaard is not a very good association soccer professional.
>memeshit
>memepiss
>>63792499
Put the spliff down, Pim
>>63792484
Yellow lambrini is literal piss so I'm guessing she's the minnow of the group either way
>>63792499
UK made that illegal
>>63792359
based on her other pics she'll be on blacked in no time m9, don't worry
>>63792449
slagetubies
afro man warming up
Afrogoal is coming
>>63792520
Chrissie Smallingard?
This semen slurping sport isnot for me
>Fellaini
pls god no
>>63792543
i didn't know pharrell was dutch
>>63792504
>french girls
>>63792543
Rare?
>fellaini and young warming up
PLAN B ACTIVATED
BUFFON
>>63792423
Only if noone I know would find out
>>63792543
>you will never suck all those sexy moles off her torso
how much are the box referees paid / game ?
MEMEPASS
>dutch finishing
I want my Man United back, fuck off Van Laal you're ruining my club.
>>63792423
I'm not a lesbian so no chance anyway.
>>63792581
more than they should
will van gaal ever have an answer to counter attacking football
>>63792566
checking, it's happening
Anyone have any mobile games for Android to pass the time with?
>>63792601
We finished a couple of million of your countrymen- and women just fine m8
this game is boring desu
>>63792633
no but you can always read books
WHY ARE UTD PLAYING SO FUCKING SLOWLY?
Why are United so boring lads
>dutch counter attacking
>>63792633
Ja there's this new app called Grindr. Check it out it's pretty cool.
What is Robbie Savage even talking about
>>63792563
Extremely rare
>>63792633
just get a playstation emulator.
espxe is pretty much perfect
>>63792633
GBA emulator.
PLAN B
ay which part of zlatan u from lads?
>>63792633
love live school idol festival
noooooooo
I'm going to be slightly annoyed if this works.
the warm up suit is coming off
Funny how a bunch of losers on an anime forum uniroincally think they have a better understanding of football tactics than Louis Van Gaal.
>>63792633
dots
>YOUNG AND FELLAINI
It's literally a combo now... fucking hell. United need some fucking wingers, or some dangerous attacking players in January/Next window... I cannot keep watching this circus act.
Two players brought on JUST to synergize a pathetic "potential" scoring tactic... hoof to the tall man and score.
PLAN B
What an absolute dog turd of a match
>>63792609
We'll gladly have him back for >our national team
>>63792704
You mean distressing, not funny.
>taking off Schweinsteiger for Fellaini
this still happens
How is trash ass Ashley Young still with Manchester United??
Let the hoofball begin.
Cum on PSV.
>>63792743
hes been elite whilst united has been poo
>>63792743
>think what a stupid comment this is
>look at flag
ah
whose that nazi who was playing for man u?
>>63792704
c'est drole comme un perdant anglais pense qui est meilleur que les autres losers sur ce meme forum
This game or I'm a Celeb lads?
dubs and United lose and suffer a few injuries.
>this match
>the only game with 0 goals tonight
the pain
>>63792777
il est une cunt
>>63792788
Le script man
>>63792704
van Gaal only seems to know one tactic: bring Fellaini on after 60 minutes.
>>63792788
checked
>>63792765
>implying i didnt become immune to that gif
>>63792788
fuck off Adolf
>>63792788
I wouldn't expect anything less of an Austrian to wish pain on others
amerifat here, kinda new to soccerball
is manchester considered a big club?
>>63792832
Manchester City is. Man United are a smaller, Arsenal-sized club.
>>63792821
i never watched it in full cause i know the thumbnail
Manchester United are 2nd in the Premier League.
2nd biggest in the world by revenue.
Kom op jongens!
Drawing or losing this game is not the end of the world, but then we have to hope that we win against the russians and United get a win against Wolfsburg.
>>63792846
Replies guaranteed
>>63792861
Is this considered rare?
>referee letting shit go because he wants to see some attacking football
>>63792832
Biggest club in the world alongside Real Madrid and maybe Barcelona in terms of fanbase, revenues and financial worth.
I like how Rojo went in there, not too scared to get a bump. Need more aggression like that in the squad.
Holy shit this is anemia.. come on United
>>63792846
This desu.
There's only one Manchester club.
United aren't exactly playing bad its just that PSV have done the same as other teams and easily figured out LVG's tactics.
and what does vna gaal do? Put on Fellaini
>>63792879
Nah mate, he posts alot
>>63792832
FOR (YOU)
>>63792832
They are still considered a big club even though they have fallen on some hard times lately
Just dropped a cheeky 50 on United. Let's fucking goooo
>van laal
HOOF
>dominated by psv at old trafford
Fakking Bruma hoe slecht kan je zijn.
excellent pass by fellani
Remember when britbongs told us >Rppney was in the same class as Messi and Ronaldo?? lel
>>63792919
That's £10 you'll never see again m8
>>63792938
'oof it to the big lad philosophy
who /watchingTheApprentice/ instead of this shite here?
>>63792956
good times
>>63792956
well it all depends on if you're classing footballers or potatos
SUCH A MISSED CHANCE
T...Thanks Rooney
>lelcadia
I hate that nigger so mu h
RPPNEY IS SO FUCKING SHIT
based guardado
too bad hes already peaked
locadia a shit
this half has been complete and utter wank
>2004/2004 was just 10 years ago
>Lelcadia
Bruma is such an ugly fucker but I would still suck his cock.
>>63792957
77 fellaini goal you heard here first
>>63792999
started watching 5 minutes ago
has the whole game been this boring?
When was the last time United actually played attractive and exciting football?
>Fellaini's last goal for United was in August
>Before that was against Preston in February
>He is Van Gaal's "Super Sub"
United wont score tonight.
>>63793009
>players debuting are well younger than you now
it feels like it's been the 80th minute all second half
79" De Jong to be truthful
>>63793030
first half wasn't as bad, united had a few decent chances
second half started out with a good few united chances too, but absolutely fuck all since
>>63793030
even moreso
>>63793040
we still have 19 minutes of this
>>63793009
>Ambrosini
i cry everytim
This is fucking atrocious
we're not even hoofing it to fellaini
literally what was the point in bringing him on
Is Cocuball the future of NED national team?
>>63793032
Against Southampton a couple of months ago
Pereiro can become better than suarez.
dubs for le cut inside broccoli goal
>lelgard
>Lingard
i was standing up
DON'T STOP, BELIEVING
>Lingard
>LINSHIT
LIN GUARD
>LINGKEK
>Linglard
Fuck this bloke
LINGARD FFS
>Lingardium leviosa
schneiderlingard when
>Got an "easy" group
>Spent all this money on new players
>Kept De Gea
>Struggling this hard
I'm done. Wasted two subs, and they looked more lively before that...
Now only 5ft slow cunt, and James "I run fast" Wilson to bring on... I'm turning this shite off.
>>63793143
top jej
>>63793143
underrated post
Guardado what a little legend.
on the ropes here.
watch us get beat
This is fucking terrible lads
>win ball back
>smash it back to their keeper
christ
>>63793150
2nd in the league behind cinderella team that will fall off like southampton did, after their 83rd minute cheeky corner tap in they will be 1st in their cl group and qualified for the next round
they're struggling to dominate, but they're still good enough.
I don't know why I still bother watching United play anymore. They constantly play like they're already winning, no urgency at all.
Boring as fuck.
COME ON PCV COME ON PCV
Where is Mata?
jeez what a joke
PSV dominating hahahaha
>>63793190
>>63793179
>>63793169
>>>/secondary school/
bad ref desu, kept united in the game since the first 30 minutes
you have to feed the big man yanited
TOP OF THE LEAGUE (EXCEPT LEICESTER) FAMLADS
it's really quite laughable how we're 2nd in the league right now
Not watching, how many bings are left?
>Schneiderlin is somehow a France international player
>>63793246
>no fun
kol khara
Propper and guardado have been based as fuck.
>>63793287
11 minutes
I cant even imagine how much would some serious team destroy us. If somehow we get to knockout phase its inevitable
>>63793287
10 + stoppage
>>63793287
about 1 bong and a half bing, nearly finished
>>63793287
10,5
>>63793287
use your internet powers
This is the worst game I've seen all season
HOW THE FUCK DOES BRUMA ALWAYS FUCK UP IN THE NATIONAL TEAM BUT NOT AT PSV
COME THE FUCK ON AT LEAST GET SOME SHOTS OFF FFS
>>63793326
Imagine a Barca-United
I sure do wish Robbie Savage would die.
Goal incoming lads
>fans already leaving
what a disgusting club
>>63793322
this 2bh, also handball from smalling in the box
Incredible Depor dropped Guardado
>>63793348
its obvious you didn't watch united vs newcastle then
>>63793380
they have to catch their flight back to china
>>63793324
>>63793329
>>63793332
>>63793335
Thanks lads. A bong is an hour though Netherlands
>>63793380
Gotta take the tube back to London m8
>>63793380
it's as if i'm watching Ajax fans!
Bunch of useless cunts. FUCK
You just know that PSV are going to get a cheeky tap in winner
>possession vs park the bus
there should be a rule against this
>>63793387
It was Valencia after they bought him from Depor. He flopped at Valencia, and at Leverkusen. They were playing him out of position though, at LB.
>united can't beat a lelkekdivisie team at home with refball
actually sad 2bh
>>63793380
akhmed and friends might show up
>>63793416
They don't even arrive at the stadium
Why is the ref spraying febreze on Rooney's shoes? they smell that bad?
>>63793423
Manure is parking the bus right now m8
>refball
Retard
>Sterlel
so now mata comes on
both teams from Manshiter getting kek at the same time...too nice, esse
>>63793467
u fokn wot
Pleaase Juan save this game
MATA PLS
>bring on Mata
>now young has to play RB
What's the point? Lose out on pace out wide, for what? to lose a proper winger...
>>63793475
15 mins later than he should of been on.
>>63793464
pretty sure that's what he meant
>>63793467
did you webm that pass by pogba earlier?
>>63793515
It's probably in the champions league general thread desu
>>63793507
Why
>>63793573
basically the ABU bunker desu
>>63793413
>tube
>back to London
JFs out
I think if Mexico made a best XI of all time, Guardado would be there. He's probably Mexico's best player atm
>>63793246
REMINDER THAT FUN IS NOT ALLOWED IN QATAR
>>63793246
>Having a religion that literally bans fun
Shit-tier WC confirmed.
