0-0
>de misery
>>63793503
>Ellie
:3
first for BUILD WALL
>van laal
>not watching a kakelverse aflevering van shownieuws en hart van nederland
>de shit
Moyes got sack years ago m8
Fifth for PEREIRO
was LVGs bayern this boring too
post feet ellie
United need;
Better attacking wingers
Better attacking midfielders
And possibly a quality striker to play with Martial. Rooney hasn't got pace or finesse any more, he shouldn't be playing #10 or up top.
>>63793543
>not waiting for piet's weer to start
Brenet has been amazing
>ywn rub ellie's feet through her stockings
>>63793533
its already hard enough for both these teams to score without a wall
So frustrating to watch
>>63793543
jej
>>63793553
nah he had lbcim
Smalling and de Gea are the only ones that play well, and maaybe martial, but he should have scored
I don't know why i waste my time with Man United games
Fellaini has played like dogshite even for him. Not even League one quality.
Waiting for the boos desu
>>63793597
blind's been brilliant today too
>De Gea tries to launch a counter attack
>Rooney does his best to slow it the fuck down
>>63793578
More like painful.
>>63793601
If youre not a fan of united, you really shouldnt. I mean i wouldnt for sure
>>63793553
pretty much
Sometimes these neegas be bitches too xaxaxax
>>63793553
I will forever hate Bayern for that semifinal in 2010
>3-0 lead
>cut inside man scoring
This is depressing tbqh
Manchester United: Just Hoof it to Fellaini
>real madrid
>Vital CL game
>produce 90 minutes of shit
I'll be physically sick if >we end up in Europa
Why hasnt rppney retired yet?
>lo fucking cadia
To make things even worse this match will cost me a ticket. Fuck this
come on united
>>63793642
I'm a United fan but I can't support this style of play. It's just fucking boring to watch and it's just not United.
>drawing against PSV
Does this mean that Willem II is United tier?
>Lingardium leviosa
Pls manure
>>63793694
holy shit
>tfw I watched this piece of shit game over that
>>63793673
90 minutes of my life gone lads
>>63793702
he stil earns 300k brittish shekkels a week doesn't he?
>hoofchester united
LOL
>>63793702
Because someone is still willing to pay him to kick a ball
LINGARD CHIMPING OUT
>>63793732
;_;
>booooo EEEHHH
Ellie Lonishka
bs yellow for arias, fuck this ref tbqh
ahahahahahahaha
hello europa league
>>63793722
This is the general consensus desu
Defensively, the structure is there and it's much better and more organised that it ever was under Ferguson but it's just really dull with a mediocre prong leading the attack
>Manure
>>63793722
Me too (haha le foreign utd fan). Those performances making me so fucking mad
So is this LvG's fault or the players' fault?
ronaldo back when?
just need tap ins
Leicester pls put an end to this
Arias being his usual annoying little shit self.
rip united, so much for getting out the group
>>63793723
yes or the other way around
>that whole match
>divegrass
>0-0
Arias is a cunt
I feel sorry for Martial. He seems like a propa lad you could have a drink with.
>0-0
i feel like an american
>>63793800
Put an end to what? Lang Baal's going nowhere until at least the summer
>Having to pay to watch this ManU side
maximum sadness
gonna win the el lads
>>63793790
players desu, rooney shit, memepiss shit, martial shit
i dont think this semen slurping sport is something for me guys
>remember football is on
>Utd score 0-0
yep
>>63793790
LVG
>Fellani still playing for United
>>63793790
united had the chances, but that whole second half was beyond shit.
fellaini completely ruined the game. he did nothing.
>Tfw you'll never get those 90 minutes of your life back
Someone needs to be punished, dont care if its the maanager or players but something needs to happen
>>63793824
nah m8, he's the type to drink tea and hang out at the dog park
united are going to the waffle cup
FACT
Why can't we score lads?
Why did Mata not start?
;_;
Absolutely disgusting performance. I don't see them beating Wolfsburg away.
>>63793637
Is Arias the whitest man from Colombia??
I don't think this semen slurping club is for me lads
>>63793872
>tfw watching the apprentice and shitposting
Good choices general
>Take of Baestian
>Bring on Lellaini
>Suddenly can't string 2 passes together
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME!
>>63793890
Yeah, fucking europa league here we come
So, can they qualify? What needs to happen for that?
Guardado MOTM imo. He needs to go to a bigger team by january tbhfamdesu
Has Van Lel lost it, lads?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph United suck.
>this game
>this team
>still playing Fellani
it's getting harder to support United
>>63793927
beat wolfsburg - top the group
draw wolfsburg and PSV draws/loses to CSKA - 2nd
lose to wolfsburg and PSV loses to CSKA - 2nd
>>63793890
this tbqh, Europa league for yanited tbhfam
>>63793927
Well if >you beat Wolfsburg and >we beat CSKA, we can both qualify :3
>>63793913
Woooo, let's get knocked out early on by some meme team again.
>>63793927
they're one point ahead of psv. depends on the results, they could lose and go through.
they just need the same or a better result than psv
>>63793927
Just need to beat wolfsburg, away, by scoring a goal, maybe two
It's ogre
>PSV has a chance to actually get through the groups
I haven't felt this feeling for so long
I was at work, what did I miss? Nothing?
How bad does United miss him
This is the United way. Always to the last minute. Nothing to worry about here.
>>63793984
an utterly shit game of 'football'
>>63793987
he'd be completely invisible in this team
>>63793984
yes nothing
>>63793931
so he can flop like at valencia and neverkusen
no thanks m8
>"Oh look, another nil-nil with faggots rolling around on the ground like they've just been taken out by sniper fire"
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me fellas...
>>63793984
You missed PSV pretty much qualifying.
>>63793987
>scoring on a literally 0 defense 1 team league
>missing the pk aganist club brugge
nah senpai
Disgusting display
2nd half the players didn't even look like they wanted to be there. Then genius lvg subs out schweinsteiger, who was playing well, for fucking Afro fuck up. Also, fuck lingard! He should've easily made it 2-0 but he can't control or shoot
>Implying we won't bore Wolfsburg to death and they have to withdraw from the competition
at least CSKA won't just throw the game v PSV, if they win they get europa league football
>>63794005
As a lb maybe. I don't like him but he's Mexico's best player tbhfan. He could do well in a team like Dortmund or Villareal. Mexico could have a GOAT midfield if they stop usiing herrera
>that nigger that passed to De gay instead of passing it to Pereiro
fucking jelly kanker niggers
>>63793892
Pedro Franco is.
>>63793951
But the most likely scenario at the moment is
>draw/lose to Wolfsburg away
>psv wins at home
>Wolfsburg 1, psv 2, United out
I want an emotional outlet. Can I please punch someone.
>>63794035
>he's Mexico's best player tbhfan
thats not layundowski
Is Europa League still on channel 5 lads? Might be nice if it is and I won't have to watch these choppy streams all the time.
I'm so frustrated. We keep giving away possession with incredibly sloppy and inaccurate passes. And then we just launch it over to Fellaini every chance we get hoping he will do something. We're so predictable and this is a game we're expected to win by a comfortable margin. Oh well, on to the next game.
Why the fuck does PSV get players like Guardado and Pereiro and >we get shit like Sinkgraven and Gulelj
It's getting harder and harder to justify this Ajax season ticket.
>>63794015
>>63793998
Hernandez has rust issues during the beginning of the season. Took him a while to get in form with madrid and bayer, then he goated it up. United are good at buying meme players that make hernandez look class
>>63794025
Sooooo desperate...
>>63794066
gudelj has been one of our best players this season lad
>>63794066
Because Overmars is ass and Brands is not
>combined Gudelj and Sinkgraven cost like 15 mil
lel
>>63794066
>unironically having a season ticket for the jews
>>63794076
of course Im fucking desperate, theres a chance of united failing to qualify from this group. after all we've spent, to not get out of this group would be an absolute disaster.
>>63794070
he's a player that needs consistent first team football in a team that can create many chances for him to finish. he was never going to get that at united with the rooney favouritism and the fact that united barely create anything anyway
I'm happy for him desu
>>63794095
How was he in against European giants like Jablonec, Molde and Rapid Wien?
If LVG says ANYTHING positive about the performance, i'll eat my own ass
We're probably going to go out really. Can't see us beating Wolfsburg away. The game against Watford was just as shit but the late win glossed over that and we didn't talk about it.
Fellaini is a donkey and I can't wait till he is out from Utd. Comes on and can't win a ball in the air and just gives away fouls. We could buy an actual fucking target man if we really need one.
>>63794095
Are you fucking kidding me? Tete is >our true GOAT this season.
Gudelj has no drive forward whatsoever, because he has to play in Ajax' system. I'd much rather see him on 10 than on 6.
>>63794138
And if he doesn't, ill eat yours senpai
If Arsenal end up qualifying and United go out, how high would that rank on highlights of this season?
>Wants pace upfront
>Drops Mata for Shingard
>Continues to play Rooney
>Refuses to sign Bolt
I don't think this semen slurping manager is for me lads.
Look at the instant impact Klopp has had on Liverpool with their shit players.
Now look at LVG one and a half seasons into his tenure at United, and we're still fucking boring. This is how LVG likes it, and it's not going to suddenly change. If Ancelotti or Pep are available in the summer, get them in.
I'm sorry, but I'm sick to death of LVGs brand of football.
>>63794070
I dont think he would fit in Van Gaals style of play.
>>63794191
now imagine if we signed Klopp instead of LVG
>>63793975
I bet they're going to give it away on the first half against cska again, hope not tho offcourse.
>>63794042
He will be goat someday.
>>63794205
He was my first choice ahead of LVG ;_;
Genuinely pains me to see him at Liverpool.
>>63794008
game was boring af but there wasn't that much rolling around really...
Rooney was stunning today, worth every penny
can we refund memphis lads?
>>63794205
Mou is on his way
>>63794228
I know right, out of all fucking teams he had to go there. I'm fucking jealous whenever I see him in an interview or anything
>>63794257
him, pep or carlo are only worthy candidates tbqh imo
>>63794282
>wanting Mou
m8
He'd leave us in the shit after 2 or 3 years.
>>63794191
Its unusual for a team not to react well after getting a new manager. This is one of the reason the managerial merry-go-round exists.
That said, 0-0 results fucking suck.
>>63794294
lvg is doing that now though
https://twitter.com/TheUtdReview/status/669598510745059328
genuinely love him
>>63794294
well it's not like LVG will do that anyways, I don't see our future really bright considering whatwe have seen so far
>>63794066
pereiro was a gamble, ajax was also in for propper but when he finally moved ajax had already bought a bunch of other midfielders.
also doesn't ajax just want young players?
gudelj was a safe buy and sinkgraven was great at heerenveen tbf.
>>63794302
Nah, I feel that LVG has built a decent foundation. Defence looks top notch and I like that he's giving youth chances.
Someone like Pep can take full advantage of that, but improve the attacking potency while he's at it.
Whereas Mourinho has left Chelsea in a right mess.
>>63794316
#based
suddenly i got sad when i remember his time at united
>>63794191
well Klopp is scary as fuck, probably threatened them into shape.
>>63794316
He's black though. Fucking racist.
>>63794342
Yeah, i was more referring to leaving within the 3 years
so that was our 5th 0-0 this season
>luke shaw died for this
I like not feeling like we'll concede every time >we lose possession like it was under Moyes but there has to be more attacking intent. On the strength of that performance what is even the point of getting out the group? (disregarding financial incentives) come up against Bayern or Barca playing like that and it will be a total humiliation
>>63794445
Beating Real would be fun
>>63794413
Yeah, defence is really fucking good but we can't score for fuck's sake.
Also, why is Rooney still playing?
>>63794445
genuinely frightened of facing barca/bayern desu
>>63794467
he's the captain, he gets picked no matter what ;_;
though I did think he played better than usual today, which isn't saying much
>>63794463
or PSG
mrflyingpighd will be fantastic tonight
>>63794502
Irish Dave > mrflyingpighd
>>63794502
fulltimedevils will be interesting I guess
>>63794481
united attack's will always be a joke if the player who is supposed to assist is rooney
even in his worst moments ozil looked better than rooney in his best recently
>>63794066
Because Ajax is fucking boring and about as plastic a club in the Netherlands can get.
LADS i told ye this would happen.
I fell asleep during the match.
did robbie savage really say rppney was at left back? or am i dreaming
>>63794823
I stopped paying attention to savage about 10 minutes in because of his constant whining
>>63794840
Did i hear BOOOO's for the subs and at full time?
Leicester at the weekend haha.
>>63794880
there were boos near the subs because some PSV player was taking ages to take a free kick
definite boos at full time. can't blame them really, absolute wank game.
>>63794897
Well that's what you get.
60% possession.
475 out 571 passes successful.
Smalling as Midfielder.
Rppney as left back.
Fellaini loan striker.
Martial left winger.
hmmm
>>63794005
He didnt flop. Stop pretending like you know what youre talking about, acting asif you saw a single game.
>>63793532
FUCK OFF.
>>63793557
FUCK OFF.
PAY ATTENTION TO THE MANAGER
>WATCH MAN UNITED
>NIGGERS
FUCK OFF YUROKEKS
Why is this thread still going? I didn't want to wake up and still be upset. Now it's on to King Power where it's gonna be rough as fuck and then an away battle with Wolfsburg who will more than likely win...at least hold things to a draw
I'm sad
Only a massive humiliation in the hands of a shit team can cure the lvg disease. Someone please pu this team out of its misery.
>>63802302
>lose to Wolfsburg
>get stomped by Leceister
>ancelloti hired
Pls
