MUFC: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Lingard, Rooney, Memphis, Martial
Subs: Romero, McNair, Young, Fellaini, Mata, Pereira, Wilson.
PSV: Zoet, Arias, Bruma, Moreno, Brenet, Hendrix, Guardado, Propper, Narsingh, De Jong, Locadia
Subs: Pasveer, Isimat, Pereiro, Schaars, Maher, Poulsen, Bergwijn
>tfw no ellie gf to gift martial shirt to
would she rather get the classic red one or the cool third kit?
>>63790075
>letting a past it schweine start
Lel
Break a leg united.
>>63790129
>>63790129
as long as it's fellaini's
Come on united!
We will win this.
just need to win this and united will qualify
shame CSKA had to fuck it up and lose, could have topped the group tonight
dubs and United lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgGy7rSl324
>The United State of America
>>63790400
>Narsingh instead of based Pereiro
fucking dropped
>>63790400
Guardardo to score the winner
>>63790400
>>63790417
you mean
>Locadia on the wings again instead of Pereiro
>>63790400
who /EendrachtMaaktMacht/ here?
>>63790075
>Bergwijn
This kid has more talent in his left toe than all of Memphis combined. MY DICK.
>depoop playing
>>63790536
Why is he so fucking garbage?
>>63790473
legends desu
I hope PSV pulls a cheeky win for sure. Manure can get banged.
>>63790558
He isn't really, just overrated and in bad form. He would be fine at a small, midtable side like chelsea or Liverpool
I fucking love based Louis van Gaal. He seems like a dick, but he's actually really kind and friendly in his personal life. He just doesn't take bullshit from anyone.
fuck off fooeh
>>63790473
Who are those guys?
>>63790679
Adriano and Luis Fabiano
>>63790679
maradona and depay
>>63790679
dont you recognize jan vennegoor of hesselink and stanislav manolev?
>>63790400
Beautiful
Man U v psv or juve v city for the neutral lads?
>>63790679
Diego Simeone & Bryan Ruiz
>Michael Owen isn't on commentary
>>63790679
m8, I grew up watching those guys play, you don't recognize Aguero and Trezeguet?
>>63790742
Hate that fucker. English commentary in general is cringe worthy, the only "knowledgeable" comments they seem range from "this guy has lots of pace" to "they are passing the ball a lot, they need to kick it forward quicker". Never.
Who /apprentice/ after this?
>>63790742
Thank Christ. Please tell me neither Hoddle or Hargreaves are on there too?
>>63790679
Romario and Ronaldo
>inb4 one of those mudslimes go through with the death threats against moreno for breaking shaws ankle
>>63790742
no matter what team you support everybody can agree on the fact that Owen is a massive cunt desu
>>63790765
*seem to make
I fucking hate BTSport with a passion
>>63790733
both lad
>>63790793
audible kek
>>63790793
Future slag
>>63790793
i'd buck her
>>63790793
Stevie birthed a chav?
>>63790793
jacked off to this several times, good girl
>>63790793
someone please post the slippy g pasta
>>63790812
>Future
She's scouse m8
>>63790793
Those scouser slag genes la'
>>63790793
I thought it was a barbiedoll from the thumbnail
>Start the SBS stream
>120 seconds of unskippable ads
>>63790793
MODS
manu I choose u
>>63790720
>vennegoor of hesselink
hate him and those 2000s psv teams
>that Shaw banner
F
>psv fans are kuks
What else is new
>>63790882
Hello my merchant friend
Friendly reminder George Best was a horrible pissed up cunt who died a scumbag for fucking up the liver he was given that could have gone to help someone who wasn't a cretin
>>63790909
I'm an ado supporter m8
>>63790853
sbs getting CL is the worst fucking thing ever
>>63790923
>kanker hagenees
How's that chinese money going for ya
>>63790923
>admitting to being an ado fan
How's the oriental dick over there?
>>63790910
You watch too much House MD. Livers are not scarce and there is no large waiting list for such a popular organ.
>>63790679
fellaini and young when they stil played for psv and fellaini was stil a manlet
Why is this thread so dead?
>>63791003
people probably watching other more interesting games
they'll flood this thread when we concede though m8
>>63791017
pls concede
utd pls embarrass yourselves
>>63791017
Fuck off moyes you negative paki bastard
>>63791017
Fuck off you fat paki
Get off your proxy
>>63791039
moyes is scottish mate
Georgie B ;_;
Is that Robbie - fucking - Savage on commentary? Jesus Christ.
>>63791042
>>63791039
don't bully the ellie m80
>>63790793
old stevie buttering her up, bet he slipped in there a few times himself the cheeky bastard.
>>63791047
two out of three wasn't bad desu
>>63790768
Here
Plumber bloke is smashing it so far
*holds up phone*
anyone got a link to a good stream?
What's up you paki cunts?
Ready to watch Jeffrey Bruna wreak havoc?
>>63791072
>Plumber bloke is smashing it so far
This, he's the only one there that isn't a complete insufferable cunt (imo)
>>63791077
r/soccerstreams
Anybody have a stream link, vriend? Want to see based Guardado in action
Cool tribute from the crowd.
Reminder to shit on Ellie at every opportunity
>>63791092
Apparently he's favourite to win.
Hope Richard gets far though, he's hilariously close to David Brent.
Come on guys.
>>63791099
ESPNplay
>urine suit
that's the gk's name?
>>63791107
STOP. BULLYING. ELLIE. YOU. FUCKING. CUNT!!!!!!!!
>>63791107
Care factor zero
>>63791107
that's because she wants to fit in you mong
Anyone else drinking? It's the only way to survive this boring as fuck United team
>>63791146
Stay Mad Ellie
Robbie Savage is such a whiny cunt.
>>63791155
If ellie posted his feet youd have to shave your eyeballs afterwards, hairy paki cunt
narsingh injured, and nothing of value was lost.
>>63791167
Get hype for Bergwijn m8
>>63791107
is this the yuro version of bro culture?
Narsingh oot, which means the game can only get better from now on.
>>63791167
Sipping on some bleach atm t.b.h. family
Daily reminder this literally happened
>>63791182
>shave your eyeballs
Just spend a minute imagining doing that
Read a story a little while ago about a guy who fell asleep with his contacts in. When he woke up he thought they were stuck to his eyes and tried to take them out. Later he discovered they'd fallen out and when he went to the hospital it turned out he clawed off his cornea
>>63791169
Genuinely fuck off mate Ellie is an exquisite flower if you say a bad word about her I will fuck you up.
>>63791222
too soon, bro
>>63791185
>>63791211
You guys are meanies.
>shitty
Why isn't Memephis wearing his hat?
>>63791228
i sleep in my contacts all the time desu
i used to be able to not take them off for weeks and have no problems at all but now my right eye cant handle that shit anymore
pereira > pereiro tbhfam
>>63791315
I have ones that are designed to be slept in and used for a month solid. I never need to take them out for the whole month.
>>63791315
thanks for the optical info and rare flag.
>>63791231
Your "exquisite flower" is actually a fat israeli using a proxy to pretend he is a grill. If he were to be a women he's be a fat greasy whore
>Rooney
>Lin Gard
Robbie Savage is a miserable cunt, ffs.
>>63791346
FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFS
shit touch
what the fuck jes
>memepiss
based martial they need 3 of them up front t b honest
Based Martial
lmao depay hasnt got a dad
martial should have shot desu
>>63791340
ive never heard of ones that are made to be slept in specifically but if you have the soft ones you can do it no problem
i used to literally forget that i was even wearing contacts or even needed to because i would have them on for so long
Martial is too nice, he should be a little more selfish.
its like playing fifa drunk
Lingard > Neymar
Fucking rppney is too slow.
>>63791429
Yeah its strange seeing an unselfish nig
>>63791410
Who makes these? A jap?
>tfw went on holiday to Egypt and the people were manure supporters
Bizarre desu. I know EPL is huge in China too there's loads of Chinese betting adverts.
>>63791167
you tried watching a different match?
>>63791466
Nope. Got Guinness Golden Ale, and I'm in for the long haul until Apprentice starts.
Where do people watch it anyway? In the /tv/ thread or /brit/?
nice to see rooney taking shots outside the box desu
even if it gets blocked that was always such an exciting part of rooney's game. hope he bags a few blooters this season.
>>63791483
guinness golden ale?
hmmmm
>>63791483
Hows the guinness?
Don't know how much more of Savage on comms I can listen to desu. He might actually be worse than Michael Owen.
>>63791510
>>63791513
Not as nice as I'd hoped it'd be. It's ok though. Bit of a strange aftertaste. Don't think I'd drink more than a pint of it.
>>63791483
>Got Guinness Golden Ale
Just saw an ad for that. How is it?
>>63791516
>mfw Bein Sports
>>63791545
Not surprising, guinness drinks are over priced shite
why is martial so likeable yet memepiss is unlikeable?
>>63791374
Ellie a shit
Lel he got up there fast
>>63791545
well guinness have started making lagers now.
smdh
KOM OP PSV
KOM OP PSV
KOM OP PSV
>>63791548
Not the best. Some people might like it.
>>63791570
I like their porter (and I like regular Guinness), but this is just odd. It's really fizzy. It's like drinking beer coke.
>Ronaldo has scored
Does anyone know if it was a penalty or a tap in?
>>63791516
Yeah he's starting to get on my tits too with his constant whining.
>>63791606
tap in
right, stick blind on corner duty
>there are people that unironically try to make the hivemind hate ellie
you'll always be #1 in my heart
damn, schneiderlin a big guy
>>63791606
I think it's safe to guess it was
Lel Bruna knocking Moreno in the face
>>63791606
it was a head in 6 yards out
game getting somewhat exciting for a sec
>>63791606
bayol assist
>>63791606
PSV
S
V
>the city of memphis
>le best cb in da wurld man
>memslip
Proppër looking good 2bh
>>63791600
haven't had the porter t b h but if you ever have the chance get a pint of beamish in ireland... the GOAT irish stout
Is there anything more depressing than seeing Rooney on the ball?
>slippy depai
>memeurine
moreno goal incoming
>Memehoven
>Derpay
>memphis
Are you allowed to bring a ball home if you catch one in public?
>>63791725
I just see him fucking up 70% of the time when he has the ball.
>Glenn Hoddle
>Michael Owen
>Owen Hargreaves
>Robbie Savage
BT Sport, what are you doing lads? Jesus fucking Christ.
de french carrick
Have PSV had a shot on target yet?
>>63791719
I might have had it, was in Dublin in January and had a whole lot too much to drink.
Got laughed at by my m8s while they all ate breakfast in Arnotts and I lay on the table dying
Depay is really starting to piss me off. Clumsy, clueless, always makes the wrong decision... will he actually show some quality, or will he be sold in 2 seasons time?
FUCK
>>63791781
>Have PSV had a shot on target yet?
Yes
>>63791714
>tfw he used to be my teammate
>>63791789
He still has his hearth with PSV
>>63791769
Imagine if Match of the Day only had them on it
>>63791765
no they make you give it back
>DDG is the best GK in the world at the moment
>Smalling is the best CB in the world at the moment
Why don't more people rate United?
>>63791799
tell us a story m8, why aren't you a footballer?
Martial needs to stop doing those cheeky finishes and just make sure it goes in the net
>>63791813
>Turn over TV
>Fap to babestation
>>63791815
Still an English team...
Man United are really suffering from the dutch disease. All control, all possession and no end product
Thanks van laal
Why didn't Martial bang that top net? Why are all of the players shots low as fuck, and right down the middle?
United need a real, quality striker... the players the have right now are so bad at shooting. Not to mention 99% of their goals come from inside the box.
SLIPPY
L
I
P
P
Y
>>63791815
ABUs are blinded by hate
>Le cut inside and shoot straight at the keeper Dutchman
slippy la in goals
>>63791815
They do, but most people don't rate them too highly with teams like barcelona and bayern out there. I really don't understand what you're trying to say here Muhammad.
The ghost of slippy G is here.
>Apprentice is on tonight
Dammit, gotta be that instead of this, desu.
Didn't know Gerard was PSV's goalkeeper
>>63791836
You can only wank off to australian girls?
>>63791824
well I had other interests aswell, and not a dad that pushed me a lot like davy has, + he was younger and better than me at the vitesse youth anyway
Crosschester united
>>63791848
dude 99% of all goals are from inside the box
>>63791873
Is it all Aussies on there now? Full disclosure, I haven't watched it since I was a teenager.
>>63791867
Still half an hour m8
But yeah, the apprentice candidates would make a better team to watch than fucking united
>>63791865
>norway trying to talk like a big man
Stop bullying Dutch players please
nice pass to the goalkeeper
>>63791875
vitesse youth?
you could have been a chelsea player haha.
Fellaini sub at 60 minutes? Can already see it. That or Young subbed on, a few decent crosses, then desperation kicks in and dives for a penalty.
>>63791897
Nah m8, it's the way you said you had to turn over the TV
I was meming a little too hard
>>63791867
>Muh PROFESSIONALISM
lingard is versatile as fuck boys
Memphis truly is this decade's Collins John.
Mark my words, this cunt will be playing for Fort Lauderdale Corndogs United in 7 years.
>>63791928
young should be on sooner
i used to hate that diving faggot but i'll be damned if he hasn't been one of the best players on the team for quite a while now - even if he still dives here and there
>>63791918
kek, It would be a wasted trip as they'd lend me back to vitesse right away anyway
>divepiss
>new shoes for Zoet
why
>memephis
Lingaard should go play rightback. That was a Shaw-esque tackle.
>>63791956
Bloke's a genius 2bh
Does a good job, baits people enough that they think he hasn't, then when they bring him back to the boardroom he shits all over them because they had no reason to.
>>63791931
I just got it.
>This match
>Zzzz
Pick two
>>63791992
mfw i was just thinking that
Memphis is a fucking donkey, sub him off
Is Martial the new Januzaj?
Martial pls gr8 save tho
>>63792050
No, Martial can actually score goals.
man utd pls score
>>63792016
he just needs more Netherlands players to play with
HALFTIME cuppa taye
>all this diving
Did Rooney not get booked for that?
Don't even know why I bother watching United at the moment
Even big sam hoofball is more entertaining
Lel how was Rooney not booked for that?
>>63792078
>Can
>Doesn't
New Januzaj confirmed
S-slags?
Who the fuck is this referee?
Fuck his wife and children.
>>63792050
Martial is good, top 20 U23 player.
Januzayy is a meme.
>>63792092
then where is RVP and Buttner??
>>63792092
or against
It's like they don't train
>shit first touches
>young players trying to be creative but losing the ball
>errant passing
Schweini and Rooney are the only two that look up to it and they are the oldest
>Degay
>Lingaard - Smalling - ?? - Shaw
>Schweinsteiger - ??
>Mane - Mata/Rny - Depay
>Martial
>not the 4 times CL winners 2016-2019
>>63792104
Life is hard being an English United fan, both club and country as boring as shit to watch atm.
Is /sp/ not as busy as it was a few months ago? I haven't been on here for a while and this is the quietest Man Utd gamethread I've ever seen.
>>63792116
look in the mirror and make a duckface
>>63792137
Jones and Schneiderlin.
>>63792137
>no schneiderlin
>>63792140
I've given up on England at this point. They're just so fucking dull that even potentially hype games and games >we win are just miserable.
>>63792116
here lad
>>63790793
>>63792152
No one posts about United unless its when they fuck up
>>63792137
>Not rating Schneiderlin
>>63792162
>>63792163
Well he'd deserve a place just for the GOAT head dribbling.
