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/grig/ - formerly /cric/


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AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts on the 27th. It is the first ever Day-Night Test. Worst Marsh is confirmed as Bushman Koala's replacement

Western Australia XI 345/13d
New Zealanders 426/11 (89.2 ov)

Oman 133/8 (20/20 ov)
United Arab Emirates 134/3 (18.2/20 ov)

India are 1-0 up against Shit Efrica after 2 Tests (2nd was completly washed out after day 1)

Ian Bell has been dropped by Englel and his Test career is probably over. Buttler actually played a good pyjama innings.

Pakistan Blue beat Pakistan Green in Pyjama cricket

Ratshit is playing for Sadelaide in the Big Based League
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this grig meme is stupid. /cric/ should always be /cric/
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>>63727504
Agreed.

Make a new thread and we will go there.

Leave this retarded child alone here.
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>>63727452
I've come to realize that I'm posting on Perth time.

Is it common for Perth to have so many NEETs? I have never seen any Australian posts past 1AM on a night before a weekday during my time in Melbourne.
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>>63727524
>LE FUG LE GRIG XDXD
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>>63727504
This. And there's no need to force a general when there's no cricket on.
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>>63727504
>>63727524
>>63727554

/grig/ is BSA approved so like honestly, your opinions mean fuck all lads
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Am I the new /cric/ meme (pronounced me-me)?
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>>63727574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
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>>63727579
No but you are at least contributing a different flag which is helping spice up the multicultural vibe that these generals have going on. Honestly I quite like it, it was boring as fuck during the Ashes last year seeing all these Australian flags with fair weather poms no where to be seen.

The recent NZ flood has been good too, although the quality of most of their posts just seems to be a shitty replica of Australian posts. It kind of matches with their shittier version of our flag though.
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>I unironically prefer Test and ODI cricket to T20
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>The selfie-loving sisters who've been sent £75,000 of designer goods from complete strangers... just for posting photos of themselves online
>Lucy, 28, Sophie, 26 and Stacie Brooks, 25, direct admirers to 'wish list'
>Gifts from fans include designer handbags, shoes and a dining table
>Mum-of-one Lucy, from St Albans, Herts, said: 'It's not seedy'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3329239/Selfie-loving-sisters-say-ve-lavished-75-000-designer-goods-complete-strangers.html
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>>63727793
That would mean killing the girl I just injected 5ml of my own cum into, and thus killing my next child in the process, so no thanks.
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>>63727919
blame the retards enabling this behavior

>>63727956
>living in worst asia
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>>63728015
>replying to reality check
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>>63728015
Yeah dude. I live on a remote island, eat as much seafood as I want while also having access to pork and chicken. I can only spend my days fishing, surfing, snorkeling and teaching kids English and how to play divegrass. It's the worst, it really is.
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When was the last time you listened to the Evangelion intro?
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>>63728144
>goes to 2nd world Asia to fuck boi pussy
>m-muh fishing and teaching kids english

>>63728181
like a week ago, Asuka is top tier
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>>63728212
Thank you for the answer, I like it too
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>>63728212
I'm sure your life in the states is very fulfilling mate. Not even being sarcastic, I love New York and the broadway scene down there, but it's just not the kind of place I would want to live.
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autissies on apoplexy watch
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>nobody has used this for an OP yet

disdain for plebs
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>>63728296
I wouldn't want to live most places in the US either, but Indo-China would be a bit much for me as well
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>>63728181
Never even seen Evangelion desu
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>>63728699
Have you been here? All the parts are very different from each other. I guess I like being that white guy who can speak the local language. The whole culture in general with people just getting by in their day to day lives and not giving a fuck really suits me too.
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>>63729663
I've been to the south east asia region before and I mean it can be really beautiful but I've never really had much interest in living in Asia proper. I'm half asian mind you but born and raised in the US. I suppose its because I have those darker asian genetics in me that I prefer non asian/ daniel-tier women
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>>63729447
>watches anime
>hasn't seen at least part of NGE

terrorist pls
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>>63730491
I've seen the first two rebuild movies but didn't watch more for some forgotten reason. Besides I'm now working through my mecha backlog chronologically; I'm currently about to start Ideon right after I finish Ultraman Nexus and get caught up to the GoGoV releases.
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Lads I'm almost 74% certain that malaysia is autistic memespouter.

Daniel you now should be able to work out who he is, don't fuck it up.
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>>63732816
This is the most powerful scene in anime des~
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fucking wew check out this meme card
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>mfw Aussies are asleep and nobody talks /cric/ here
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>>63728015
>>63728109
>>63728144
>>63728212
>>63728296
>>63728699
>>63729663
>still replying to reality check
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>>63738239
long moment of silence for Paris am I right?
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>>63738239
The autissies don't talk about cricket, they mainly obsess over kiwis
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where were you when the png meme was kill and afghanistan was good again

http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-intercontinental-cup-2015-17/engine/match/911053.html
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>>63740628
>Us Kiwis
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>>63740628
oh my fucking god

who writes this shit?
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>>63740628
autissies on kiwicide watch
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Remind me why day/night tests are a good idea again?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11549627
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>>63742773
because it makes tests less boring imo
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>>63742793
It'll just make it worse for the team who loses the toss
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>>63734402
Ffs I'm not your autistic Australian friend.
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autissies flocking to GOAT zealand
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>>63743288
>"We hab duh greabdesd sbordmandip n dur world!"
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>>63743288
apoplectic autissie so assblasted that he assembles images from the GOAT zealand herald to adumbrate his aggrevation and absorption
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>>63743604
>Muh sportsmanship
Brendon McCullum LITERALLY running from one end of the MCG to the other to shake Clarke's hand

ᵏᵉᵏ

ᵏ ᵉ ᵏ

kek

KEK

K E K

K - E - K
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>>63743866
I seriously don't understand this shit hey
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>Le doesn't perform in big games man
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>>63743866
This plan sure worked...
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Starc is unironically engaged to Ian Healy's daughter
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Should I make an AFL draft thread lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1S4z5WjeEQ
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>>63743129
Probably to getaway from all the new zealanders
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>>63746513
Classic vid desu
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>>63746513
This would be really funny if it weren't for the other three cunts incessantly laughing over everything
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Blackcaps going to win in Adelaide to draw the series and then win 2-0 in NZ.
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>>63747084
hahahahaha fuck man nah
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Is Reality cvck dead yet?
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>>63747254
trip on rc
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>>63747254
Sorrt to dissappont you dickhead, but I continue to lead a rich and based life.
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>>63746315
Fuck yes dude. Tomorrow I will be in that thread, eagerly anticipating to see which young kid's development Melbourne will fuck up next.
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Reality Check, You gonna watch the D/N test mate?
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>>63748400
Hell fucking yes, I don't need to work any more I can "literally" do whatever the fuck I want.
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theres a lot of filtered posts in this thread

indonesia must be here again. filtering them has changed my life lads
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>>63748732
>>63748372
>>63748042

>having 3 posts out of 5

You're going out like Zyzz went out
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>>63748930
das rayciss
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>>63745077
>12 (33)
fugg :DDDDD
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everyone in >our top order will get a century at adelaide
no australians will desu
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autissies on apoplexy watch
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JUST
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>>63750458
WASTED AND WOUNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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It begins
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>>63750803
based zhang
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>>63750803
he won't actually play will he? it's more of a meme right?
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Let's talk AFL and who will slide out of the top 8.

NORTH MELBOURNE:
A bit of a controversial choice sure but with their aging list I just can't see them making it despite their softish draw. The preliminary final spoke volumes about the quality of their current list and I don't expect it to get any better.

ADELAIDE:
Dangerfield was just too crucial to the team's performance and Scott Thompson is past it. The only quality midfielser left is Sloane but his support cast isn't going to help. They don't have a quality ruckman and will definitely get bullied in 2016.

BULLDOGS:
Just a flash in the pan. Luke Beveridge will need to teach new tricks if he expects them to perform half as well as they did this season. They will still be a difficult side to beat, but can't see them stringing enough wins together to make top 8 again.

RICHMOND:
Let's face facts. Richmond are "literally" shit. Even Carltank haven't made the 8 in 5 years but still managed to win more finals than Shitmond has. An absolute joke of a club, I'm tipping they are going to go from being a competitive side, to a side that implodes from all the shit that they have been trying to keep a lid on at punt road.

SYDNEY:
It's all but over for this plastic franchise. No dynasty, players like based Craig Bird getting fed up and wanting out... This club has just lost all their strength and will be cellar dwellars for years to come.

WEST COAST:
Perhaps another controversial choice and I am very reluctant to include them on the list, but the reality is they got completely exposed on grand final day and Simmos 'web' gimmick will easily be picked apart next year should they try to keep it up. They had a soft draw and surely punched above their weight this year. Maybe they aren't bad enough to drop out of the 8 next year but just look at what happened to Port this year. Honestly this club could go from anywhere between 5th and 15th.
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>>63750943
>adelaide
>don't have a quality ruckman
Are you serious? Jacobs is a top 4 ruckman.
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>>63751359
"Literally" who? Adelaide fan detected. He's not even top 12
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Apparently, aspergic Ausshits are already absolutely apoplectic about Adelaide.
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>>63751559
I'm a Collingwood fan

I agree that Adelaide will probably drop out, but Jacobs is undeniably at least top 6

Goldstein
Naitanui
Sandilands
Jacobs
Martin
Mumford

...

the rest
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Is Sangakkara playing in the BBL?
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poopeelia Ltd.
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Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
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>>63751905
Is Reality Christ the son of WalkGod?
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>>63751870
Yeah, Hobart Hurticanes I think.
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>>63751945
Reality Christ is a self made man and does not need the assistance of false gods
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Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
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>>63751965
Ah, so reality kuck is an edge lord with daddy issues?

Must be why I've never heard of him. He should do something productive with his life like his father, WalkGod, who is the recipient of multiple awards, including a Nobel prize
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Is Lasith Malinga related to Mal Malinga?
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Is Mark Waugh related to Austin Waugh?
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Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
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Is poopeelia related to India?
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>>63752195
hi daniel
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>>63752201
you're shit at this m8
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>>63752225
At least I'm trying you cunt.
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Is Rod Marsh related to Shaun Marsh?
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/cric/ is fucking dying lads. We need the test to start ASAP.
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>>63751759
Leuenberger, Maric, Kreuzer, McEvoy, Ryder, Boak are all objectively better ruck options. So yes perhaps Jacobs can slide into top 12 but he is nowhere near top 6 level let alone top 4.

Bellchambers when he is on form is a better ruckman too, but I'm tipping this was your first year watching AFL so will give you the benefit of the doubt.
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>>63752330
I'll give Boof a call and see if we can work something out
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>>63752388
Cheers m8
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>>63752403
Literally hung up
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>Day/night test
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>>63752477
Rude Tbh
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>>63752350
Jacobs made the All Australian squad in 2012 and 2014, and was next in line in 2015. That's 3/4 seasons he has objectively been a top 4 ruck.

>Ryder
Close to Jacobs level if only for his goal kicking ability
>McEvoy
Overrated because of MUH BIG BOY meme. Good contested mark but poor tap ruckman
>Maric
Had one very good season in 2012 and has been average as fuck since
>Leunberger
Good at his best but way too injury prone
>Kreuzer
See Leunberger
>Bellchambers
Had ONE good year 2 years ago, is better as a forward but nowhere near as good in the ruck, also injury prone
>Boak
Not even a ruckman
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HAKA IS A FAG DANCE LEL
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>>63752731
Pooed Tbh
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>>63752802
>LE FUGG LE HAR CAR XDD :DD
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>>63752895
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Does Poo Peelia Ltd have ANY banter apart from #ForeverFaster?

its literally objectively and unironically embarrassing tbqh
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autissies on apoplexy watch
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>>63752993
you forgot the full stop m8
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Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
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>>63753054
>LE FUGG LE MUD SLIMES XDXD
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>>63753043
I accept the reality of Christ as my Lord and Savior if thats what you mean
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>>63753084
So you accept the reality that Reality Christ is your Lord and saviour? That's good news
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poosterwoman on pooicide watch
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Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
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>>63753092
No i accept the reality of the reality of the holy deity Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior lad
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36: The number of posts in this thread since the last piece of cricket discussion and/or off-topic discussion worth replying to
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>>63753123
Is Darren Lehmann related to the Le Mans 24hr Endurance race?
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>>63753175
hi statsautist
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Haven't seen a kfc related post in the last 3 threads

disappointed to be frank
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>>63753196
grisby stribs :D
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>>63753196
if it wasn't so expensive i'd be there every day lad
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poopeelia Ltd.
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Is Victorian batsman Travis Dean related to South Australian captain, Travis Head?
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I think the poopeelians got banned

Good work I say
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sup
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>>63753268
nm, u?
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revealed: the TRUE secret behind Taylor's 290
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>>63753268
>>63753352
*nudge*
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>>63753367
This is why we need to have a cricketer that was literally brought up from birth fed only with KFC. Probably average 200+ and have a bowling average under 10.
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>you will never take Holly to KFC for grispy stribs
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Is Yasir Shah related to Fawad Ahmed?
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>>63753410
>You will never pour potato and gravy in her snatch and lick it all out

WHY LIVE
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>>63746207
Niece you dumb cunt
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Why don't they just play with a ball that is half white and half red
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>>63753418
racist
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>>63753367
fucking hate watching australian sports coverage
they can't stop shilling kfc. it's embarrassing
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>>63753453
>LE FUG LE GAY EV ZEE XDXD
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>>63753403
Goosey when?
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>>63753450
>LE FUG LE BINK BALL XDXD
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>>63753450
Who's making the pinkeys? The kookaburra red balls in the last two tests were absolutely farcical.

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/kookaburra-red-balls-investigate-waca-ground-australia-new-zealand-second-test/2015-11-16
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>>63753485
>>63753467
archetypal apoplectic autissie arsehole
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Where have all the acrimonious and absolutely apoplectic Ausfailians gone?
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>>63753488
Your mums vagina looks like a pink baseball glove m9
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>GOATlys forward pack is unironically better than the BILdogs

kek

KEK
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>>63753450
Look like hockey balls
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Is Ming Lee related to Brett Lee?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-23/chinese-leg-spinner-signs-for-big-bash-sydney-sixers/6966236?section=sport
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>>63753533
>Hong Kong
>Chinese
offensive
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Is Damien Fleming related to Damien Martyn?
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>>63753546
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>>63753517
2016 forward pack power rankings

1. Basedogs
2. Cowboys
3. Roosters
4. Sharks
5. Raiders
6. Dragons
7. Souths
8. Melbourne
9. Manly
10. Warriors
11. Broncos
12. Eels
13. Panthers
14. Knights
15. Titans
16. Tigers
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Rate my dinner lads.
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Murali > Vettori > Warne > Kumble

Based on statistics
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>>63753581
Autistic iPhone
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>>63753569
bottom 3 are right, top 3 wrong desu
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>>63753587
>rating kumble

harbajan was way better than >le bowl 50 overs an innings man
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>>63753569
There are forward packs in league?

For what purpose?
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>>63753596
They hug each other in a "scrum"
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>>63753589
how are those chips mate they look alright
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>>63753601
>>63753596
Literally POORIOUS
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walkbro, you here m8?
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>>63753592
Top 3 are factually, objectively correct.
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>>63753613
>2016
>muh big men who can't play 80 minutes

kek. The Bildogs have unironically slide out of the top 4 packs because of the interchange changes
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>>63753603
pretty good desu. I like Wendy's fries more than other fast food places'.
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poosterwoman on pooicide watch
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Is Mitchell Starc related to Tony Stark?
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>>63753644
Yes they are brothers

He is also the son of Ned Stark
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>>63753634
Only retarded casuals think the interchange reduction will have any meaningful impact. Keep on parroting what you hear the "experts" and the general rugby league public hivemind say all the time if it makes you feel like you have elite rugby league knowledge though.

Hint: Des Hasler ALWAYS saves one forward on the bench who plays 10-15 minutes (and sometimes even less) at the end of the game. The interchange reduction won't perturb him at all.
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I find KFC fries to be over salted
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>>63753656
Same desu but I keep buying them anyway
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>>63753656
I'd rather over salted instead of under salted
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>>63753661
this

without salt chips are literally nothing
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>>63753663
perfectly good for a chip roll lad
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>>63750943
Now for the teams who didn't make fins who WILL make the 8 in 2016.

ESSENDON:
Fresh start with what Matthw Lloyd said would be the most exciting team to coach next year. Seriously a great chance to push top 4 and will knock back all the doubters week by week. A premiership may prove a bridge too far, but could push deep into September should they not have any injuries.

PORT ADELAIDE:
Forgettable season but definitely not as bad as their current position on the ladder. The hype got to them and they crumbled under it, but will take great pleasure in being the hunter instead of the hunted again next year.

GEELONG:
A bit unlucky not to make it, circumstances might have been different if they were given the opportunity to play against Adelaide during the season. Can't see them going anywhere but forwards with the inclusion of Dangerfiels to their midfield mix.

COLLINGWOOD:
Best mix of young players in the comp, and some great pick ups during trade week. Say what you like about Howe but I really rate this guy, and his development will flourish now he is at a professional club. Treloar will also be valuable as they push to make the lower fringes of the 8.

GWS:
This is probably the second most exciting team to coach for next year. A host of future superstars and a great team that plays for eachother. Their stadium is becoming a fortress as evidenced by that stunning victory against Hawthorn early on. Could be a smoky for top 4.

ST. KILDA:
Like Port, I really don't think their end of season finish was reflective of what they were capable of. But much relies on Riedwoldt staying fit and Carlisle bringing his best form to every match. It seems a bit doubtful both of these factors will occurr at the moment, but should it happen they are a definite lock to finish between 5-8.
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Some hong kong lad is playing for the Sydney Sixes lads
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>>63753450
no worse than the recent kooaburras tbqh
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>>63753701
What if he turns out to be a chinaman bowler?
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>>63753581
doesn't look like crispy strips lad
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>>63753716
just a standard leggie sadly
>what could have been
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Reminder that KFC have gradually reduced the size of their chicken portions and have added more batter over the years
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ACTIVATE IT
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just did a big poo at a fancy restaurant lads
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>>63753722
Yeah I think the article said that he's a huge warnie fan. Hopefully the lad doesn't get into drugs and alcohol during his visit.
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>>63753589
When will you show tits again
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>>63753735
warnie's a good influence tbqh
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>leave the poo pelians to me
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alright lads, which one of you was this?
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>>63753733
You gave birth to an /nrl/ poster
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Is Lucas Ridgway related to Gary Ridgway?
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>>63753720
>le Grisby Stribs
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>>63753754
Lucas rhymes with Daniel.
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>>63753754
I don't know who it was. Adam Taylor.
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>>63753798
kek what a fucking dumb cunt

>I-I'll just post this screencap without blanking out my profile picture or my friend's name
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>>63753798
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>>63753798
> having this much free time.
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>>63753811
Yes. Are you jealous yet?
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>>63753811
Reality Christ has free time because he is not a subservient goyim who is weighed down by first world goyim problems. He has quite literally "made it"

You'd be wise to listen to his teachings so you can improve your life
>>
Who wants to go to the Tendies match on Boxing Day lads? Tendiws fan section is the cheapest. Mite be fun
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>>63753729
> even numbers
>3 and 5
How fucking dumb are feminists anyway?
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>>63753822
or I could get an education and have a decent job.
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>>63753798
>tfw no mutuals
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>>63753829
*or I could become a debt slave and wage slave

Fixed your post for you friend. The Church of Reality Christ is open to all, so no matter how many times you sully his good name, you will always be welcome to the knowledge and teachings he imparts unto the world
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>>63753829
OR you could already have done a decent job, retired to a paradise island with millions in the bank and just live your life doing whatever the fuck you please.

Instead you choose to come on here and be that token Malaysian flag.

>captcha: select all palm trees
Like I haven't seen enough of these already.
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>>63753827
how fucking dumb are you
>>
Is Ian Chappell related to Trevor Chappell?
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>>63753837

Just fuck off already you cunt
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>>63753798
Autism.
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>>63753851
Exactly, how fucking old and delusional is this guy?
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>>63753851
>>63753856
freshies detected
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>>63753858

>le freshcunt xd

I'm not fresh, obesity check has always been a cancerous tripfag
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Daniel is a fucking sook
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>>63753862
>unironicallly responding to him

No, YOU are a freshcunt
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>>63753867
NZ bringing the bantz
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>>63753862
>>63753856
>>63753855
>>63753851
Many have come before you. Understand this. I am the lion. I am the great beast lazing in the savannah. And you are merely the gnat that momentarily disturbs my languor with a buzz buzz buzz from the year 2006. Now begone with you, gnat, whilst I close my lion eyes and dream of gored bloody elk meat.
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>spend all day cooking dinner
>it tastes like fucking shit
off to get fish and chips lads, at least I can rely on that
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>>63753872
wat
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>>63753885
> Australian/NZ, Canada
Different regions I guess.
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"Daniel is a female crab" is now a meme
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You have no idea how easily Reality Christ controls your mind.
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>>63753896
oh hey that's lee ranaldo
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Is Adam Taylor related to Ross Taylor?
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>>63753896

>krazykrezja on the right
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>>63753896
literally me at my fattest and ugliest, I need to change that
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>>63753896
kiwi/cric/ is definitely more attractive than aus/cric/ desu
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adams sisters are qt Tbh
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>>63753896
Who are these "people"?
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>>63753919
If only elite attractive Roosterman watched cricket then we would have the edge
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>>63753929
we do have waba bringing us down though
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Daniel will never give a female crabs because he will never engage in sexual intercourse
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Why do whitebois even bother?
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>>63753942
Will he get keked by Ajay?
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>>63753949
worst australia on pooicide watch
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>there are """"""""""people"""""""""" in THIS VERY THREAD young enough to still wear braces
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>>63753953
he LITERALLY has been
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daily reminder that if you have a normiebook page make it only viewable by friends
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>unironically getting dox'd by RC

kek'd Tbh
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>>63753957
Is Daniel kill?
>>
Sinaed > Sophia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. poodam
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>>63753953

pro-tip: based ajay isn't the first guy to give ivana a taste of the BIC
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>>63753949
>no nick

nz/sp/'s collage is coming along nicely
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>>63753897
Thank you for joining the Church of Reality Christ and spreading the good word, brother

In an age where newcuntheism reigns supreme among the young and naive, the Church or Reality Christ acts as a bastion for lost, directionless souls to save themselves
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>>63753968
So Ivana's a slut?
>>
>>63754008
hugh know it
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>>63753875
thank you for posting this my Lord, I have added it to the Bible of Reality Christ
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Is Ross Taylor related to James Taylor?
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>>63754008
post tits
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>>63754204
Wrong Malaysia mate.
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>>63754211
get your sister on senpai
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>>63753918
you don't look bad mate
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>tfw addicted to sriracha again

Why did my local Coles have to suddenly stock it again?
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>>63754458
meme sauce
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>>63753949

who is that on the right? did daniel finally pull through and dox AM?
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>tfw t20 season is back
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>>63754616
literally scroll up you retarded fucking faggot
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>>63754621
I'd a Kholi desu
>>
Reality Christ welcomes all to his church.
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>I am against the concept of day/night test cricket
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>Pak v Ind series on the verge of being official
>dropping the tests
Literally what is the fucking point.
>>
Which is the best brown skin country to live in?
And no, it's not Indonesia.
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>>63756456

Morocco.
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>>63756208
Paisa Paisa Paisa
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>>63756456
England
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>>63756456
There is only one correct answer- Bhutan.
I mean just look at that flag.
>a fucking DRAGON
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>>63756495

Nice memeing Jonah.
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>>63756517
If your country has so few blacks why are your soccer leagues half black?
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>>63756529

Because most players are foreign.
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>>63756517
>white people
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Your average brit poster on /sp/.
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>>63756543

>Not being white
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>>63753896
oh shit I just saw this
>this is literally one of Aufailia's more prolific posters
AHAH HA HA HAHAHA
what a little faggot
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>>63756581

Which one?
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>>63756557
>>63756543
>white people
>not being mixed race
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>>63756555
>ur typical Au/sp/ poster
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>>63756581
>>63756601
rude
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>>63756601

Pretty much what I imagined they'd look like. Scrawny, pathetic little cunts.
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>>63756456
Yes it fucking is Indonesia.

>Great beaches for snorkeling, surfing and fishing
>thousands of islands, each with its own culture and most don't have any plebby tourists
>Great variety of food
>Friendly, laid back people
>Deep ancient culture
>Lots of hot brown girls who are up for a bang
>Drugs are prolific if you are smart about it and if that's your thing
>They give you white privledge
>With a bit of money behind you, you can make a name for yourself and "literally" start up any kind of project you want
>cool natural disasters like earthquakes and volcanoes are frequent but not harmful if you aren't an idiot

B-b-but it's a third world country

>implying there is anything wrong with that
>implying you can't just go to Jakarta if you want to get your fix of all the brand new crap capitalism has to offer
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>>63756601
>white genetics
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>>63756609
sorry m8 just cracked me up. why would you let pics of you get on here tho? Here's a pic of me to make you feel better.
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>>63756612
das rassist
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>>63756619
>not to mention a safe haven for paedophiles
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>>63756665
You are probably thinking of Bangcock.
>>
>>63756675
no I definitely mean Indo, because Reality Kek is on a watchlist in Australia, which is why he moved.
>>
Who /dinner/ here?
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>>63756704
No but I am currently being targeted by the Australian government though due to some bullshit charges of tax evasion which is why I will probably never go back.
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>>63756737
sure thing bud, maybe if you pray some more to satan that will sort itself out
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>>63756737

>Making shit up
>Being a proxyfag

Why are Aussies so pathetic?
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>>63756748
>>63756759
>>63756768
See

>>63753875
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>>63756880
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>>63757092
horrific
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>>63757092
do scottish people living in hong kong watch cricket or are you just here to shitpost?
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>>63756619
jokes on you, I only posted that to bait you
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Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
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>>63754650

I have realitycheck filtered so I missed it

thanks la
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Just finished my last exam for the year lads.
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L A D S
A
D
S
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>>63760460
>filtering Reality Christ

newcuntheist detected
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>>63760492
>four weeks behind everyone else

What poor person university do you go to?
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Execute all muslims.
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>>63761479
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>>63756208
t20>ODI>Test 2bh
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Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
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BASEDon CoverGOAT COMPREHENSIVELY BTFO-ing all of the daniel-tier autists

>MUH SACRED GAME :(
>MUH INFALLIBLE RULES :(
>MUH CHANGE :(

http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/943071.html
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>>63761479

I've reported every single one of these to the FBI.
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>>63760534
>Lorde's bestie
P-P-PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE
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>>63761700

Back to the nets, Moeen
>>
Nuke Buckingham Palace.
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>>63761667
hot
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>>63761700
Why did you not report it to your own law enforcement agency, and instead reported to an American one?

Are you, dare I say it, a cukc?
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>>63761745

>Implying >we have anything left
>Implying the government hasn't cut everything
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I cant be fucked waiting for the game lads, wake me up when it starts
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>>63761813
i'll txt u m8
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ayy lmao
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>>63761813
Pats v Bills is literally about to start m8
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>>63761667
what's this from?
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>>63761973
We should invade the thread and encourage the BSAs to watch griged
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>kane now has 1 more test century than mccullum
literally keked
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>>63762017
you can do that by yourself like an autist, I'm gonna go watch the game
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>>63762042
>Getting deep into the BSA sports environment to find out what makes them tick
Good thinking m8!
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>>63762025
He's like 5 away from having the most in NZ history

Says more about our shit batsmen desu

Also mckuckem is a meme
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>>63762094

New Zealands entire cricket """"""""""history"""""""""" is a disgrace. There is NOT ONE Poo peelander who would get into a combined AUS/NZ XI.

No not even Hadlee who is just a shit-tier Keith Miller.
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>>63762187
Kane is better than any poopeelian batsman dessu
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>>63762223

he literally. LITERALLY. L I T E R A L L Y. doesn't even average 50 (FIFTY) in the era of roads and shit bowling.
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>>63762187
Reminder that Australia's highest ever innings total against New Zealand is 607.
New Zealand's highest against Australia is 624.

New Zealand is objectively superior.
>>
>Boomer cuucks with their shithouse dadrock fuck up a cricket pitch

That age of free love really fucked up the post-war prosperity.
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>>63762251
It's the era of home babby's and Kane is the only one who performs anywhere.
>>
Are you looking forward to President Trump
>>
>countries Smith has scored test centuries in
Australia, England, South Africa, West Indies

>countries Williamson has scored test centuries in
India, New Zealand, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, West Indies, UAE, England, Australia
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>>63762187
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>>63762562

Kane is obviously world-class but this series has exposed this New Zealand team for exactly what it is and that is literally Kane: the team

Your bowlers are ALL literally mid-Shield level swingbabbys.

NOT ONE of your bowlers would get into a full strength NSW or Western Australia.

WA played 2(TWO) of their Shield players against PP (the 22 year old opener and the 23yo 'keeper) and both of them scored runs for fun against your """attack""". Oh and ofcourse >0/500
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>>63762785
Boult is playing his first cricket in 4 months after being out with a serious back injury.
Southee got injured on day 1 of the 1st test.

Your bowlers have been shit in Asia and on greentops.
>>
Who would you pick to have in your team, Shakib al Hasan or Angelo Matthews?
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>>63762836

There was nothing wrong with the Australian bowlers in Englel, all of them except Bitchwide were acceptable. it was the batsman who flopped.

Boult was garbage in Straya last-time aswell and that was on a greentop. He was also garbage in SA and basically every overseas tour except Englel which is basically home conditions for PP. He is a ~120-125 kp/h swingbabby. Nothing but a starving, AIDS-ridden African childs version of James Anderson.

He would not get into ANY Shield side except QLD & SA

he should stick to meme cricket, he clearly isn't cut-out for real cricket and seems to struggle bowling spells longer than 2 overs.
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>>63762971
Starc wasn't acceptable at all. He was worse than Bitchwide.
>>
>>63762959
Big Strong Lankan
>>
>>63762959

How is that even a question?

Angelo is 10x the player that Shakib al Snackbar is. Many people (myself included) would put Angelo into a World XI. Literally no one would put Shakib in a World XI. Shakib only looks good because he is the only non-shit player on an absolute garbage team.

Angelo has actually performed overseas.
>>
>>63763046
Shakib is allegedly the best allrounder in the world

http://www.espncricinfo.com/rankings/content/page/211270.html
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>>63763026

Starc was more than acceptable by himself

He took wickets regularly at a good strike rate and average.

You can afford to have one bowler like Starc in your team who lacks control at times. The problem was 100% Bitchwide because he was even more expensive than Starc and wasn't taking wickets and combined they were a poor balance for the team.

I said before the series even started that Johnson shouldn't have played at all (even Clarke has said this in retrospect). He was never going to do well in English conditions. he literally played 5 Tests based on reputation.
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>>63762713
Of course he has centuries against Sri Lanka and Bangladesh, Australia as a team are too good to face minnows like New Zealand
>>
>>63763088

that's as much as to do with the fact there have been no good all-rounders since Kallis retired which by default makes Shakib the best allrounder (albeit ONLY in Asian conditions, his bowling wouldn't do fuckall in Straya, England or SA). But the thing about Test cricket is that you don't need bits-and-pieces cricketers. Shakib isn't that great as either a batsman or bowler.

As for the rest of the world: Mathews is basically just a batsman. Mitch Marsh and Stokes are massive works-in-progress. No other cunt even has an allrounder worth mentioning.
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>P-P-PLEASE JOIN OUR COUNTRY
pathetic
>>
>>63763182
>Labour Party

surprise surprise
>>
AFL draft thread is up lads

>>63763198
>>63763198
>>63763198
>>
>>63763182
for what reason?
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>>63763237
ded thread

ded sport

pooicide watch
>>
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>
>shit on Ponting
>shit on Clarke

Is there anything more disgusting than Australian pundits?
>>
>>63766047

both were awful the end of their careers

I'd rather have a media that calls a spade a spade rather than a circus like in India where they worshipped the manlet tendulkar like a god and kept him in the team for years longer than he should have been.

>>63763182

>be peepoolander
>move to straya
>be surprised you don't have the same rights as Australian citizens
>P-PLEASE STOP BEING MEAN TO US BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS :(
pathetic
>>
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/943071.html
>>
last for walkbro
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>>63766267

LITERALLY already posted ITT you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
>>
walkcunt on suicide watch
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>>63766882
=[
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Does /cric/ prefer AFL,NRL or Union?
>>
>>63767097
union runs /cric/
>>
why the fuck is Finch still the captain of the t20 team?

>>63767097

Depends the state of the poster. NRL is played in NSW & QLD. AFL in the rest of the states.

No one in Australia gives a shit about Union.
>>
>>63767097
AFL is the good shit
>>
>>63767128
>>63767141
>>63767176
Yeah I watched the rugby world cup and found it mildly entertaining(better to watch than handegg for the most part). Will I like AFL or NRL as much as Union
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Holly or Ellyse lads?
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>>63767254
AFL's a very entertaining sport to watch, but it might seem really fucking strange
Dunno about NRL, I never bothered to get into that
>>
>>63767097
NRL is the GOAT
>>
Dubs and Shaun Marsh WILL score a century
>>
>>63767285
left la
the one on the right looks like Sebastian Bach from Skid Row
>>
>>63767254

AFL (Aussie Rules) is a completely different sport. Generally speaking it's very fast paced. It will probably confuse the shit out of you.

NRL (Rugby League) is basically a dumbed down version of Union without set-pieces and rucks. If you liked Union you should like League because it's basically the same shit with less tactics and nuances that you won't understand. League is also more athletic and fast paced than Union which should appeal to your BSA-autism
>>
>>63767457
>without set-pieces
I have never watched a rugby league game: the post
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>>63767254
/nrl/ is concentrated poo.
>>
WARNER ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>63767526

Aussies on Koala watch.
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>>63767526
He had a nets session right after the injury so I think he's ok.
>>
>>63767254

As someone who went to a private school and played Union growing up, League is the much more watchable sport.

Games at the RWC like SA-Wales and NZ-SA that were close on paper but were boring as fuck matches and that's because Union is a fundamentally flawed game where a penalty goal is worth 3/5 that of a try and infringements are handed out like confetti and are based almost purely on the subjective interpretation of the referees.

I will never watch a Union game unless it either 1) involves Australia or 2) is is the World Cup.

Rugby League was created as a spectators sport. This for example was this years Grand Final. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4mkkIzjO1I

Just watch from 1:33:00
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>>63767457
>League is also more athletic and fast paced than Union which should appeal to your BSA-autism
>>
>>63767570
LE COLLAGE OF NEWSPAPERS XD XD XD
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>>63767570
>LOOK MUM I POSTED IT AGAIN
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>>63767484

And what set-pieces would they be?

The uncontested """scrums""" which teams just pack all their manlets into so they don't have to be involved in the first phase?

Or would that be the "set pieces" where the players tap-and-go?
>>
>>63767097
union obvs
>>63767128
this to be honest
>>
>>63767484
>I Don't Know What Set Piece Means: The Confession
>>
>>63767097
Union>afl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>league

Union probably only ahead because I'm more familiar with it tho desu

League is objectively shit.
>>
>>63767526
>one of australias only form players is injured
POOICIDE
1-1 CONFIRMED
>>
>>63768337
>I have never watched the Wests Tigers play off a scrum: The confession
>>
>>63768398
>he thinks set piece means set play

m8
>>
>>63767128
>>63767141
>>63767176
>>63767287
>>63767290
>>63767457
>>63767484
>>63767505
>>63767792
>>63768015
>>63768301
>>63768337
>>63768372
What would happen if the all blacks played the AFL champs in NRL style rules or AFL champs played the NRL champs in Union and vice versa?
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>>63768398
breh
>>
>>63768435
All Blacks would win in league style rules and the Cowboys would win in union style rules

Aussie Rules teams would be at a huge disadvantage in both as their sport is nothing like the other 2
>>
>>63768435
The All Blacks wouldn't play an AFL or NRL team. It's beneath them.
>>
>>63768435

The Ball Sacks aren't really that good in relative terms

Sure they are by far the best Rugby Union team but that's more of an indictment of how uncompetitive international Rugby Union is. New Zealand is the only country on the planet that cares about Rugby Union.

The wallabies are UNIRONICALLY the 2nd best Rugby Union team and no one here except private school students from Sydney & Brisbane gives a toss about Yawnion. (Some furious as fuck Poo Peelander will no doubt respond to this post with the image of the ""international"" Rugby Lelgue rankings. This is literally irrelevant and PP just lost to Englel besides. I'm talking about the long-term trends of each of the sports. PP have never been a relevant country in Lelgue until literally now.)

Cricket for example has a far more competitive international circuit than Union does.
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>>63768473
Ok champ
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>>63768507
>benchwarmer
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>>63768506
elite truth bombs: the post
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>>63768506
Yeah man, and league has a really competitive international scene?
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>>63768506
BASED
ELITE
MATT
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So should watch ruggers replay or t20 replay my Australian friends

(not asking the poo peelanders)
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>>63768591
aaagh mate put that bait down it's dirty. Spit it out.
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Execute all muslims.
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>>63768595
samefag
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>>63768595
>LE U R LE MATT XD

stop this
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>>63768604
rude
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>>63768591

Not at all but League isn't advertised as an international sport, it is an Australian domestic sport. And even then, the "the international" circuit between the two sports isn't all that dissimilar. Both sports have one country that dominates (AUS in League, NZ in Union) and two others (NZ/Eng in League AUS/SA in Yawnion) which are occasionally good. The only real difference is that Union has a large spate of mediocre teams like France and Ireland which puff out the international scene and make it look much more impressive than it really is.

But bragging about the All Blacks dominating Yawnion would be as pathetic as Australia bragging about dominating League or America dominating gridiron if it had an international competition.

And here's the big catch: The is ABSOLUTELY NO competition in Thugby Yawnion that is even as remotely competitive, professional or as exciting as the NRL. Super Ugly is dead. The French thing is MLS-tier.
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>>63768669
TRUTH BOMBS
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>ass-ravaged Americans in a cricket thread pandering to apoplectic Australians
now I've fkn seen it all
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T20 is the future of cricket wether you like it or not
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>>63768604
t20
cricket>thugby
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>>63768669
you're pretty much arguing with no one on a topic brought up by a dumbfuck American.
kys
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>>63768604

just wait for the Big BASED League which is indisputably the pinnacle event on the cricketing calender
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@63768686

here's your @ lad

try not to be so poortpetually poorturbed and on poorious pooicide watch next time

also remember to convert to the Church of Reality Christ to save yourself
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>>63768673
>you will never have a sexual relationship with anyone
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>>63768669
Union has 9 (NINE) competitive teams internationally. Regardless of whether the wallabies are a D-team or England doesn't care or whatever, that is more than LITERALLY any other sport aside from football. The best rugby is still domestic, but you can't pretend that league, with 1 (ONE) internationally competitive team is even close.

For the record I don't brag about the ball sacks losing. I wish they lost the world cup. I wish australia would stop playing an objectively inferior sport. Union is pretty average but League is literally dumb bogan fuckhead tier
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Literally BIG: the league

https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/667564014583451648
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>>63768780
channel 10 have no clue how to advertise
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>>63768774
>Union has 9 (NINE) competitive teams internationally.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
This is what poo peelanders actually try to convince people is true, so it seems like they are relevant at anything.

KEK
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>>63768819
It is true. Sure they're all miles below the ball sacks, but there are nine competitive teams.

I'm not trying to pretend we're relevant, I want the rugby in NZ meme to die as much as anyone else, I'm just stating facts.
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
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>>63768845
>he is still trying to argue a point that has already been comprehensively PTFO.

KEK, can poo peelanders BE any more poorius and pooper poorturbed?

Literally damage control: The ""country"".
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>>63768774

>this literally furious damage control

kek

KEK

K E K

if Union has 9 """competitive""" teams then cricket has 12 because the likes of Scotland & Japan are about as likely to win a RWC as Afghanistan is in Cricket.

>b-b-b-but Japan beat South Africa

And Zimbabwe beat Australia a couple of years back. Big fucking whoop.
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Literally furious.
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>>63768774

League is not an "objectively" inferior sport. Union is a broken game for reasons I've already stated ITT. The way that scrums and mauls are reffed is a disgrace. Your game is literally refball: the sport.

League is a far better spectators sport than Union is.

You're nothing but a contrarian who is desperate for the BIG STRONG Australians to like your special snowflake sport, daniel.
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>poo peeland has literally been spending the past 10 minutes and possibly the next 10 thinking up an ebin reply, desperately wishing that people will accept their ""theory"" that yawnion is relevant

>yfw it's a literally furious damage control post
>yfw it gets comprehensively PTFO yet again
>yfw PP takes ANOTHER 15 minutes to come up with a ""reply"" that will be immediately discredited

kek

KEK

K-E-K
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>>63768971
I don't even like union m8 you should know this by now

League is literally fucking touch rugby. Sure, it yanked out a whole lot of the dumb rules, but it also yanked out every single piece of complexity to the point where it's literally XD RUN FORWAR XD HITS XD BIG MUSCULAR MEN TOUCHING EACH OTHER XD

The fact that people actually "discuss" it and talk about its tactics is more embarrassing than the /rug/ community on /sp/
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>>63769031
Tbh I'm actually working right now and needed to do shit, can't spend my life on 4chan

gotta go back to it you guys have fun
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>>63769031
>this literally, unironically, objectively JUST happened

Absolute KEK

poo peeland on 24/7 pooicide watch
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>>63769057
>this passive aggressive post trying to brag about being a wage slave
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>>63769031
wew lad
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>>63769057
>posting on 4chan
>while "working"
Typical poo peeland work ethic.
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>>63769057

>working @ 7pm

Maccas manager detected

>>63769046

>babby is just working out that simple games appeal to simple people (protip: the vast majority of sports fans are casuals.)

And this is the same reason that t20 "cricket" is now more popular than Test cricket.

But your real problem, daniel, is that you're just an edgy contrarian. The real reason you don't like Rugby is because it is mainstream in New Zealand and you just cannot bring yourself to fully invest in something that the majority of "bogans" in your country enjoy.

This is the same reason you are opposed to Day/Night Tests. Anything that would benefit the majority of people displeases you.
>>
what's the /gong/ of the USA?
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>>63769103
>This is the same reason you are opposed to Day/Night Tests
This literally isn't true. Been looking forward to this game for ages.
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>>63769108

Having been there, Hawaii
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>>63769115
I just got comprehensively PTFO and now I have to change my tune on day/night tests in order to perform literally furious damage control: The Post.
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>>63769103
Daniel's real problem is that he is an ugly, obese, virgin manlet with no friends, no job, no girlfriend, and no hope.

Literally walkcunt: The Person.
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what sport does Zhang like?

I feel like he is the only respectable PP poster
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>>63769162
Chong pong
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>>63769162
his sport is sending his wages back to his parents in china
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>>63756601

>these are the people calling you poo peeland
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>>63762187

>rating any pre-1960 players
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>poo peelanders desperately changing the subject in ANOTHER display of damage control
Pathetic.
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>>63762785
>literally Kane: the team
>Taylor literally just hit the highest score ever by a foreigner in Poo Peelia
>Boult was garbage on a greentop
>literally averaged 20 in Poo Peelia before this tour

holy shit Adam you are so retarded
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just took a huge dump lads
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Can't wait for based /afl/ to come back.

Poo peeland poofters literally scared as FUCK of entering our threads.

Not even going to read your reply.
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What has caused krazyleddit to sperg so hard today? Did his reddit account get banned or something?
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>>63769234
AFL fan here, /afl/ is dogshit.

AFL gamethreads/event threads on the other hand are pretty good.
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>>63769162

Cuking Daniel because he and Ajay are the same person.
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>>63769234
Sometimes I feel sorry for the poo peelanders.

They don't actually have a home community on any of 4chan's boards, abs they get bullied hard everywhere.
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>>63767792

>P-P-P-PLEASE WATCH OUR GRAND FINAL AND LIKE OUR SPORT MR BIG STRONG AMERICAN!!!! WE ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN POO PEELAND WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63767254
Mate, you will unironically love rugby league and Australian rules football.

They are literally the greatest sports on earth, with the exception of American football.

Join our threads for the 2016 seasons, and you'll be an instant fan!
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>>63769251
I never feel sorry for them.

They are literally pathetic, and have NEVER created a worthwhile meme on any board, or on any other website, in history.

There is literally no reason for poo peelanders to exist.
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>>63769276
>trying to think of an original PP meme
>can't think of any
I'm sure there is one, I just can't remember it.
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>>63768762
Guise, I'm gonna start running and eating good and just start feeling good about life in general.
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>>63769243
>Zhang is Ajay

wrong

t. zhang
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>>63769385

Muscular statsautist was LITERALLY responsible for every top Zhangpost in the RWC. This is an objective fact.
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>>63769314
"""poo pelia""" a LITERAL copy of a muscular australian meme
>>
>marsh
>no warner or khawaja
e z
>>
Afghanistan 144 & 540
Papua New Guinea 295 & 162/8 (53.5 ov)
Papua New Guinea require another 228 runs with 2 wickets remaining

This would have been considered a GOAT Test match if it was played between top teams.
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>>63767842
>>63767958

>Being this rustled
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>>63769243
>Ajay is Daniel
in his dreams

t. Ajay
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>>63769396
m8 i even saved some of my zhang (You)s I was literally the first person to get called zhang way back in like last year man
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>>63769440
>cant even read
defintely ajay
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>>63769432
>STILL using 'rustled'
KEK, get with the times gramps.

The new thing is being 'ruffled' or having your 'Johnnies ruffled'.
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>>63769396
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/61051972/#61053204

literally me

>>63769440
>reading comprehension
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>>63769419
>khawaja
>good
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>/cric/
>nobody talks about cricket

This """poomunity""" needs a reset.
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>>63769464
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62076062/#62092939

this is me too desu

I was also the first NZ flag to copy Matt's gimmick of calling the ball sacks "The Ball Sacks"
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>>63769470
I tried desu but people just call me "autistic"

How about that afghanistan comeback eh? 3 centuries in the third, overcoming a 150 first innings deficit.

Pretty neat desu
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>>63769483
Yeah. Looking for a stream, can't find one.
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>>63769396
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62550265/#62550556
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62354168/#62357624
M8 these are me too I've currently only found two during the RWC that weren't me and they were both aussies

i AM zhang, you fuckknob
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/943447.html

who /worried/ here

Banana and Pattinjured could be quite a handful tbqh
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lads i voted for the flag today r8 my picks

1. meme triangles
2. fucking twirly thing
3. blue leaf
4. black leaf
5. red leaf
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>>63769499

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/63122453/#63123818

Objectively the GOAT Zhangpost.

Stay literally poorious at all those (You)s, Chow.
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>>63769470
>ask for cricket advice
>no responses
every time
Sometimes I feel like the only one here who even plays the sport is the guy from the same club as Henree.
Not a fan of Henry in the 3rd seamer role desu. Better as a strike bowler.
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>>63769522
Shit m8 desu. It was after the meme had picked up and it's clear you were trying really hard to be zhang

the first few times I got called out I literally wasn't even being ironic those were my actual opinions.

>>63769520
>there are people who are unironically voting for the red leaf and unironically not putting meme triangles first

I literally cannot comprehend why desu, meme triangles is based
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>>63769520

1. Fern with black background and blue stars
2. Black and white fern
3. Koru
4. Red and white flag with fern
9001. Reddit Peak

Tbh
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>>63769493
They don't fucking do them which is literally dumb as fuck. Think they had one for one of the irrelevant games on the ICC site but they should all be up there, I'm sure all the 30 people with internet in Afghanistan would be all over it
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>>63769538
>not liking meme triangles

wew lad that's some serious edge you got there
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Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
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>>63769522
>not the one about redpeaking too soon
that was a classic
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>>63769499
>>63769520
>>63769522
>>63769536
>>63769538
>>63769554

>LITERALLY circle-jerking and reminiscing over the time Poo Peeland ripped off a shitty /int/-meme and recieved a few (you)'s

kek

KEK

Is there a single "nation" as PATHETIC as Pee Pooland
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>>63769604
m7 we're talking about the flag referendum that's not a 'meme' as far as i know
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LETS TAKE THIS BAD BOY TO 1000 LADS
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>>63769678
i'd rather it die a miserable early death desu this is the worst /cric/ thread of all time tbqhfawhmyf
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>>63769678
It's taken 2 days to get it to 500 m8.
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>>63769678
we need /nrl/ to step the fuck up
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>don't force your nazi hate flag on me, man
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>>63769699
>/nrl/

>>>/asp/

asp
s
p

>>>/asp/
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>>63769699
how about some lively NZ flag debate?
>>
>Chuckling to myself on a packed train because of the words "Poo Peeland"

Am I finished lads?
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>>63769705
>lively
>NZ

oxymoron
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>>63769708

are you gatebro?
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>>63769714
nah I'm ridebro
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NEW

>>63769718
>>63769718
>>63769718
>>
Execute all muslims.
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triangles on best flag watch
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walkcunt on suicide watch
>>
last for Elitespouter
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walkcunt on suicide watch
>>
Last for Essendon actually did well out of this year's draft the more I look at it.
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walkgod on nobel prize watch
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last for based Elitespouter
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