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>International Cricket News:

AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts on the 27th. It is the first ever Day-Night Test. Worst Marsh is confirmed as Bushman Koala's replacement.

India are 1-0 up against Shit Efrica after 2 Tests (2nd was completly washed out after day 1).

India and Pakistan are likely to play a meme-cricket series in December hosted in Shit Lanka. It will be the first bi-lateral series between the two cunts since 2007.

Ian Bell has been dropped by Englel and his Test career is probably over.

West Indies cricket is on literal suicide watch after the regional governing body instructed the WICB to disband.

>Big BASED League News:

The pinnacle event in the cricketing calender begins on the 17th of December.

The Australian Test players will be available at the beginning of the competition before the Boxing Day Test.

>Team News:

>Perth Scorchers
Mitchell Johnson is poised to sign for P*rth.

>Sydney Sixers
They have signed Jackson Bird and some chink. In Botha and Lumb they have by far the worst overseas players in the comp. Their roster is looking so bleak they might have to unironically play Ellyse at some point

>Adelaide Strikers
Ratshit is playing for Sadelaide, Gillespie is their coach.

>Melbourne Stars
No additions because they have been kucked by Kikeal Kuck.

>Hobart Hurricanes
Sangakkara is their new international player.

>Melbourne Renegades
Cameron White has moved from Green Melbourne to Red Melbourne. Black Bull Chris Gayle is also playing for Red Melbourne this year.

>Sydney Thunder
They have moved from Stadium Australia to the Sydney Showground Stadium. Shane Watson has signed for wooden spoon: the team. Dre Russ is their new international player.

>Brisbane Heat
Literally Pee Pooland: the team. McKuckum is captain and le glasses man is coach.
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Never fucking comment on the ICC's Facebook page

I got like 5 friend requests from Indians

Maybe it's because I'm American, but what the fuck
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>>63769718

>brisbane team full of kiwis

kekd desu
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KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
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>>63769728
They just want you as Criminal Case partners.
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>>63769728
nah mate

also you should have seen how many ivana got after that one time Jimmy Neesham replied to us shitposting
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>>63769718
based Holly OP
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Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
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>>63769755
Haha specifically I wrote that Bradman and Lara are better than Tendulkar

They're spamming me with insults

This is funny
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>>63769771
>Haha
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>>63769778
Lol XD thanks for pointing that out haha !
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>>63769778
Based BSA inventing new memes
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>kikeal kuck

Michael Clarke literally saved Australian cricket from irrelevancy post-Golden era.
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>>63769771
BIG STRONG AMERICANS NOTICE US
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>Black Bull Chris Gayle is also playing for Red Melbourne this year.

Praying to the C*ckG*d finally paid off
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>>63769771
what would you know though, you didn't watch any of them in their prime
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>>63769808
I'm not American ffs
>>63769816
To quote one of these Indians, teri ma ki chut
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>>63769718
>not /grig/
2/10 thread
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>>63769818
>>63769728
>Maybe it's because I'm American
kys
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>heat
>uniform is green
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I can't stop thinking about based Hugh plowing Ivana.

It is haunting me lads. You just know he has a humongous cock
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>>63769832
Looks pretty blue to me you colorblind dick-knob
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>>63769828
>being this POORTURBED that the IPLeL will NEVER even COME CLOSE to the BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR BBL.

BBL:
>full of the one thing every IPLeL team wants: Australians
>played in BIG STRONG Australian stadiums
>compliments Test cricket

IPLeL:
>rampant matchfixing
>over half the original franchises have been disbanded/banned/suspended
>every team is full of brown manlets bowling 115 kp/h
>played in designated shitting """stadiums"""
>2/10 cheerleaders
>awful music and sound effects
>destroys Test cricket
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>Gillespie as coach

Give >us the trophy now
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>>63769846
these kind of posts just crack me up because I can't help but remember that one quote from a few months ago

"once last year hugh said that he thought we would be good in a relationship and I just glared at him for a few seconds, he hasn't brought it up again since"
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>>63769859
>watching meme20s
wew lad
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>>63769854
>heat
>uniform is blue
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>>63769864

And Ivana is still a virgin, right danny?
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>>63769868

>this flag
>this comment

kek

KEK
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>>63769859
>any shity meme20 "league"
>good
>ever

The ONLY way these leagues would be good is if they allowed unlimited overseas players and changed the rules to that elite meme20 meme overload version i invented last year for maximum memes (MaxiMemesâ„¢)
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>>63769818
Then what are you?
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>>63769879
>is if they allowed unlimited overseas players

Every team would still be 50% Australians
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>>63769878
lol haha i get it
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>>63769864
>relationship

where did I say anything about a relationship?

based Hugh just fucks the shit out of her
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>>63769869
>Color tells us about the temperature of a flame. The inner core of the flame is light blue, with a temperature of around 1670 K (1400 °C). That is the hottest part of the flame. The color inside the flame becomes yellow, orange, and finally red.


POO PEELAND EDUCATION EVERYONE
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>>63769771
Big Strong American dropping elite muscular truth bombs
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>>63769888
>lol

>>>/msnmessenger/
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>>63769892
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>>63769892
>Color

kek

KEK

K E K
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Thoughts on starting with reynolds in SC this year? keep in mind surgess will be back and forming the platform for to create chances.
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>>63769899
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Just dropped a massive poo in a fancy restaurant lads
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who /dons/ here?
feeling good about this year lads
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>>63769919
>gayfl
ur not aloud here m8
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>>63769933
/afl/ are literally the lepers of au/sp/
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>>63769943
stay poorious that your ""sport"" is literally irrelevant in the only country that follows it
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>>63769915
Gave birth to a poo peelander.
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Dubs and Shaun Marsh WILL score a century that wins the game
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>>63769948
continue to use based /nrl/ memes
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>>63769943
>>63769933
These.

I don't know why gayfl losers sometimes pop up to let us know they are here, when they literally always get bullied the fuck out when they identify themselves.
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A NATO member nation just shot down a Russian plane.

It's been fun, lads.
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>>63769967
>what sort of russian relations you want family?
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>>63769755
hi daniel
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>>63769980
JUSD FUGG MAH SHIDD UB FAMM :DDDDD XDXD
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>>63769983

why would you move to fucking Malaysia?

That's at best a sideways movement. If you're going to leave you're country, shouldn't you atleast upgrade like all the Kiwis who come to GOATstralia?
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Who's next lads?
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>>63770003
Handsome intelligent Roosterman
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>>63770001
>actually thinking that I'm Kiwi.
Also, we can become great friends Daniel
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>>63770010

you're Indian, which is why it's a sideways movement you seeeeeething fucking casual

Even Poo Peeland is a shitload better than India or Malaysia
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>>63770016
Yeah well I'm going to Canada for University next year so I can finally escape this place. I've also lived in Singapore for a majority for my live, which is a great place.
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>>63770010
>being born in the year 2000
kek
KEK
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>>63770024

but you didn't answer my question as to why you're in fucking Malaysia

is it for uni? If that was the case you may aswell have just stayed in India
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>>63769956
this. /nrl/ literally runs au/sp/
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>>63770025
Kids born in the year 2000 are 15. I'm a senior in high school. Are you autistic mate?
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>>63770030
Nah fuck that, my dad got a job here so I have to finish high school.
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>>63770040

so if you lived the majority of your life in Singapore and now live in Malaysia, what do you identify as? Do curries even accept you as one of their own?

I have an Australian-Indian mate and he says all the real curries at uni are bitter towards him
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>>63770024
Military brat?
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>>63770050

>Indian military
>in Malaysia

literally what
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Is it a good thing that /cric/ has become a permanent general?
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/wellington/
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>>63770034
>it will be 2018 in 3 years
>kids born after the millennium can post on 4chan
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>>63770046
Fucking curries (the ones in India) call me 'Malaysia' because I have a foreign accent but I honestly don't care.

Also, I identify as a third culture kid, so basically someone who's lived around the world. I've lived in Kenya, South Africa, India, Malaysia and Singapore so don't like to identify as an Indian.
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>>63770060
freshcunt: the post
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>>63770060
it's not really permanent, once there's a sizable gap between games it'll die again
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>>63770067
>I've lived in Kenya

I found out last week from a friend that there is apparently a large Indian diaspora in Nairobi and the cities and that they are basically the Jews in that country and that the Africans hate them

very amusing
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>>63770050
Nah, dad works in corporate.
>>63770063
I go to school with them, they're literally more autistic than you think they are.
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>>63770072
The 'jews' are the people from Gujrat.
My family's not from there and we were considered expats so different groups basically,
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>>63770069

there will be /cric/ generals for the entire Australian summer tho. Up until the end of the Australian tour of NZ I'd imagine
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>>63770083
>there will be /cric/ generals when cricket is on

thanks for the info
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>>63770083
That's more or less true of every Australian summer desu. Last year there were only a few breaks
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>>63770067
So wait, if you're legitimately just a brand new fresh off the boat from Facebook freshcunt, how come you're such a big fan of danielposting? It's not a meme you'd think freshies would be into given how shit it is

I don't remember any other rare flags being here before, did you post as an Australian?
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>>63770109
Freshies and NZ attention seekers are 'literally' the only fans of danielposting
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>>63770109
autistic memespouter felt threatened by Reality Christ and decided to copy him
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fuck lads one of the guys in the coffee class tonight was literally a walking meme

>Australian
>really dramatic accent
>from melbin
>shaved head
>beard
>a fucking Yamaka

Like no joke, when I first saw him I was expecting a legit Jew from some legit Jew place. Literally a Melbourne hipster with a cool hipster religion

Not only that, when we were talking about what coffees we drank, he said "piccolo"
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D/N test has been cancelled lads
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>>63770109
I've been lurking for 1.5/2 years now. Only started posting a few months ago. I used to reply sometimes on threads for the games but it usually went unnoticed.
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>>63770103
Last year there was a BBL match thread almost every day but there weren't threads made in between games
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The team that wins the BBL final will be BBL champions of 2015/16
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Just did a big poo at a fancy restaurant lads
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>>63770123
I'm not your autistic Australian friend.
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>>63770060
no, i don't like these jonny foreigners. /nrl/ > au/sp/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /cric/
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>>63770124
>piccolo

Literally a codeword for "cancer"
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>>63770131
How many fancy restaurants you eat at lad?
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I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken lads. What the fuck do i use?
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>>63770133
that is correct, you are the autistic poo peelander autistic memespouter (notice how the word "autistic" is a part of his pseudo-trip moniker to signify the presence of autism)

Reality Christ does not discriminate though and even though you are trying to bring him down, he will always forgive you and welcome you into his church
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>>63770083
>entire Australian summer
Not while the Australian Open is on.

All the Summer of Cricket casuals become Summer of Tennis casuals in January.
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>>63770141
Nearly started laughing desu

It's such a meme drink. No one ever really asks about it and no one every really orders it, except special snowflakes
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>>63770146
Have you tried the oven lad?
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>>63770146
>STILL using the incorrect version of this meme
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just did a really fucking fancy poo at a big restaurant lads
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>working in food service or retail past the age of 17
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>>63770174
>Living in Poo Peeland
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>>63770061
Sup mt cook
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"leave bane to me" - banana man

(Actual fucking quote)

http://trentbridge.co.uk/news/2015/november/nottinghamshire-bound-siddle-says-leave-kane-williamson-to-me.html
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>yfw Banana Man bowls Bane for a duck
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>>63770200
He just wants the nod over Pattinson. Doubt anyone can derail the Kane train.
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reminder I defended banana's inclusion into the team for the 5th Ashes test while you summer of cricket casuals begged for my blood
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>>63770220
>man boobs
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>110 posts
>12 posters

KEK nice "poomunity" you guys have here
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>>63770220

this 2bh

Even a blind man can see how essential his control is to the likes of Starcmeme and Johnmeme. He's not a 'great' bowler, but having someone like him is LITERALLY the only way you can get Kane out.

But I can see him getting smacked by McMeme and whisked out of the attack after 2 overs by Captain Dumbass.
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>>63770046
Indian diaspora are stupid as fuck 2bh especially the ones in murrica. They all seem to be in a cultural limbo which has made their brain melt.
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwKl8pBPVg
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>>>/int/51182857

lads
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>>63770266
>what is dialup
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Why has there never been a movie about the Rats of Tobruk?

Handsome Intelligent Roosterman would make a great leading man for that movie.
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>>63770200
I actually installed gyprock at Peter Siddles house a few years go. Pretty nice guy
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>>63770286
That was ME!

GET YOUR OWN FUCKING STORIES YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
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>>63770285
handsome intelligent roosterman will be the lead actor in the SBW biopic
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Poopeelia Ltd.
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Caliph Sunni Bill ibn William.
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>>63770286
>>63770292
kek what the fuck
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lads will my goon be ok if i left it in my wardrobe for like a month?
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>>63770304
>>63770285

I would actually like for him to host The Block when Cam Williams retires funnily enough.

A Roosterman to replace a Roosters' fan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48eHkZfnGug
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I installed gyprock at Beau Ryan's house.

I locked up his dog in my toolbox under the house while I was there. Annoying shit.
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anyone know of a good site that tells me what presents to buy for family (for christmas)?
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>>63770256

kek

KEK

K E K

YOU literally know NOTHING about cricket, daniel.

Siddle is the type of bowler who does well against impatient batsman like KP. Someone like Kane seems like he is autistic enough that he could just sit on Shittle all day and not be bothered by it.
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>>63770333
4chan.org/sp/cric/
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>>63770339
thanks mate
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Lads, I just got conscripted.

See you in a few years, hopefully.
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>>63770334

>Someone like Kane seems like

kek

KEK

K E K

Seems like YOU don't know A THING about Kane's batting because THIS is ALL YOU'VE SEEN of Kane.

Kane's strength comes not from being a blocker like Cook but by rotating the strike. If Siddle clamps down on that, Kane is prone to making a mistake like did against Stokes in England.

Once again, YOU have proven YOURSELF to be a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual and a disgusting piece of vermin masquerading as a poor excuse for a human being.
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>>63770360

statsautist on pooicide watch
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what is "gyprock" and how do i "install" it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78_AleHjO2Y
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>>63770367
u get it on steam mate it's on sale atm for 10 bucks
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/damper/ time lads
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so lads with ww3 imminent, what was the last ever cricket moment you watched
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>>63770324
Handsome intelligent roosterman will be a casting agent for the next season of australias top model
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>>63770392

>not a part of NATO

ty based hobbit hole island
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>>63770360
>siddle
>not easy to rotate with blocking singles to point
>not easy to work onto the onside when he gets to straight
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>>63770396

>what is ANZUS
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>>63770401
Are you slow m8?

NZ pulled out of ANZUS years ago, and it's now AUS.

We now stand alone.
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>tfw you will never derail this many threads
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>>63770401

Key isnt as eager to slurp Obama's BBC as Michael Prepthebull. He'll parrot NATO's line but that'll be it. USA doesn't give a fuck about us in this situation anyways.

As for you guys, enjoy brave Australia's further hilariously pathetic attempts to establish itself as a ""super"""""""""""""""'power"""""""""""""" to gain the attention of BSAs. We'll sit here snug and danielposting in our hobbit holes while you become the new France.
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LADS, an Australian is being interviewed by Big Strong Russians on their state news RIGHT NOW.
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>>63770416
Someone get him to tell the Russians about the upcoming day night test
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>>63770416
>1.36MB

Strewth lad, where the fuck do you think I live?
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>>63770420
>buy Halo 5 yesterday
>15 gb patch
>STILL downloading
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>>63770420
kek m8, I already compressed it from nearly 6mb
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>>63770416
what's he saying
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>>63770430
He's reading out the laws of cricket
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>>63770415

it's cute that you think NZ is relevant enough to have an independent foreign policy


and >you are no more irrelevant than places like Adelaide and Perth. If they're getting nuked so is Auckland.
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>>63770430
He said the pink balls are gay as fuck m8.
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>>63769952
He will, and then you'll see suddenly see dozens of people making these sorts of posts >>63770220
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when the fuck is the next non-associate game lads?
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>>63770433

>nukes in the 21st century

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>63770438

nz vs Sri Lanka in December fampai
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>>63770430
"Bradman was a war dodger"
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>>63770439

>ww3
>not involving nukes

sure

>>63770415

Careful what you wish for. If Straya goes to shit all of >our lebs and other minorities will just move to PP like all your Maoris have moved here.
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>Russian ministry of defence have labelled Turkey's actions as "direct support of ISIS".
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>>63770442
>New Zealand
>Non-associate
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>>63770444

There will be no WW3, NATO will not back the kebabs because it's their own fucking fault.
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>>63770451

Zimbabwe LITERALLY has a better win/loss ratio vs Australia over the last 30 years than Poo Peeland
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LADS, another Australian expert being interviewed by Big Strong Russians.

Why are we do GOAT?
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>>63770460
Why the fuck are they interviewing Australians?
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>>63770452

>thinking about the issue rationally
kek

KEK

We were talking about the end of the world you fuckhead. THIS is why you are a virgin and have no friends.
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>>63770460
What do the BSR's think of our pink balls?
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>>63770462
KEK, a "dodgy line" just ended the interview.
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>>63770460

that is not Russian TV you fucking imbecile

it's not even written in cyrillic
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>>63770444
Nah, lebs probably don't even know that NZ exists, they probably don't even know anything outside of sydney exists.

If poopeelia goes to shit, NZ will become a fortress where we will only let kiwis back in.
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I hope Turkey get PTFO as payback for Gallipoli
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>>63770467
They called them "an act of war" and "direct support for ISIS".
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>>63770472
>payback for legitimately defending their country from a foreign invasion
Nice one dickhead
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>>>/pol/56584011
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>>63770469
RT is Russia Today you complete and utter fuckwit
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#BREAKING : putin gonna say something live
https://www.rt.com/on-air/

IT'S FUCKING ON LADS
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>>63770482

And on an English station the target audience clearly isn't Russians you "complete and utter fuckwit"
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>>63770472
Is Jason Gillespie related to Muhammad Gallipoli?
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>>63770488
best use of this meme in quite a while f.am
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>>63770486
It's a Russian 24 hour news channel, based in Moscow that broadcasts in both Russian and English.
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are turkey arabs?
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Can 'we' actually talk about cricket now?
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>>63770481
>>>/pol/56584111
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who /justfinishedFallout4/ here
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One of the pilots is dead, the other was captured.
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>>63770495
freshcunt detected
this is what happens when you are so desperate to compartmentalise every single sport and contain everything to one cancerous general each.
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>>63770494
Anyone who isn't European, black or Chinese is an Arab.
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>>63770501

captured by whom
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>>63770509
>>63770501
Syrian rebels la
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>>63770509
Local Turkmen (not to be confused with Turkish) militia in Syria.
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>>63770508
i thought they could be considered >european
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>>63770516
'no'
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>>63770514
Is Syria in Turkey? My geology is bad
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>>>/pol/56580386

>>>/pol/56580386
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>put what i thought was chicken kiev in the oven
>start eating it and it's chicken with bacon inside
>tfw mum doesn't love me
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>>63770513

thats a bit vague
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>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-24/melbourne-victory-western-sydney-wanderers-fans-to-stage-protest/6970968

kek

KEK
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>>63770521
KEK

POO PEELAND ON LITERAL POOICIDE WATCH IN THAT THREAD OVER LAMINGTONS AND PAVLOVA
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>>63770532
>LE FUG LE WEZDEN ZIDNEE WUNDERRAS XDXDXD
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>>63770493
>>63770486
>that's not russian TV
>broadcasts from Moscow

fucking rekt
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ANOTHER Australian being interviewed, straight from /uwa/
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>>63770521
lot of unironic pandering in that thread
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>>63770520
It's geography you complete and utter fuckwit

Seriously all you newcunts are fucking retarded.
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>>63770542
I posted KFC and got no replies :(
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How much do you think he gets paid to shill GWS?
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>>63770544
i gave ya one pal
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>>63770543
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>>63770542
just because subtlety goes over your head m8, doesn't mean its pandering
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>>63770555
Heh, you are too easy
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>>63770542
/sp/ used to be exactly the same up until almost a year ago.
I am so glad that LSCM/Le Panda Man literally changed the entirety of au/sp/'s opinion of unironic pandering to be negative, and forced them all into hiding/forced them to be more subtle.
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>>63770536
stay mad as fuck joshie
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>>63770549
He gets to root Dylan Shiel's gf
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>>63770556
some of it is subtle ironic pandering, but most of it is fully fledged "LOOK AT ME BIG STRONG AMERICAN DONT I FIT THE STEREOTYPE YOU HAVE OF AUSTRALIANS? AYE MATE PUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE XDXD" autism
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>>63770562
freshie thats been trawling the archives pretending to be le oldfag detected
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>>63770562
LSCM/Le Panda Man was Roosterman, pretty obvious.
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>>63770568
I unironically believe Bart vs Australia has permanently fucked the way >we behave online
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>>63770572
>Chickenboy trying to take credit for other people's work detected
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>>63770573
were you the one who was caught having this exact argument with pandering Aussies in a /tv/ Simpsons thread? i thought that was obesitygoose tbqh
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I've narrowed it down to Hawthorn, Richmond and Essendon, which AFL team should I pick and why?
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>>63770576
It was, but I agreed entirely with him
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>>63770579

Sydney Swans
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>>63770568
there is 7 posts by americans for a total of 10 replies to BSA's out of 279. Thats not pandering, thats just nationalistic shitposting. Literally every country does it
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>>63770579
Essendon because they're elite and muscular
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>>63770579
I support Richmond, but I'm not here to recruit you. Watch some videos and pick what you want.

>inb4 panda ring
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Poo Peeland on bogan-jump watch

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/could-afl-club-be-based-in-new-zealand-st-kildas-shane-savage-backs-new-franchise/story-e6frf3e3-1227317514236
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>>63770146
here you go lad

>>>/pol/56585387
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>>63770579
Well you're from a cuk country so don't go for Essendon because we already have enough cuk supporters like MWNN. Shitmond sound right up your alley.
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based adam, are you here m8
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>>63770592
I wouldn't take this guy's advice, friendo.
He's an uncultured Kucktorian on a proxy who has literally never set foot out of his state, and therefore unironically believes that everything about it is GOAT.
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Agree/Disagree?
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>>63770593
right here lad
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>>63770602

Adam, are you the gorespammer?
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>>63770607
my gimmicks aren't nearly as elite
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>>63770598
i didn't realise poo peeland could bowl lightening Tbh
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>>63770610

Adam, are you the Hollyposter?
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>>63770597
>YUH PROXY
Sad fucks STILL believe this.

And I have probably travelled more around Australia than all of you combined. Not that it would be too hard as most of you haven't walked further than your local corner shop/milk bar/deli lately.
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>>63770583
There are flags attached to the posts, and the thread will clearly be seen by many BSAs on the front page, even if they don't post in it. That's the point. Even if they don't get immediate gratification from the BSAs, they are able to remind them that BASED STRAYA MATE still exists.
It's exactly what au/sp/ communities such as /cric/ did, as recently as a year ago. Being a freshie, I wouldn't have expected you to know that, though.
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>>63770614
I haven't been outside a 30km radius from my house for few years now
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>>63770615
>LE YOU ARE A FRESHIE XDXD

I literally created and pioneered the term freshie btw
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>>63770614
You are using an Indonesian proxy/VPN. (It's easy to do)
You were born in Kucktoria.
You have never left Kucktoria, even for a family holiday.
You are overweight.
You are unattractive.
You are poor.
Your family considers you a disappointment.
You have diagnosed mental illnesses.
You hate yourself.

This is why you create a fantasy life for yourself among a group of complete strangers on the sports section of a Chinese cartoon imageboard, and have kept it going for over 2 years.
You really should kill yourself.
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>you now remember RC's Detroit lions gimmick
>you now remember convicts Orioles gimmick
>you now remember matts philadelphia eagles gimmick
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>>63770628
Good timing bringing this up. These gimmicks were actually a way for tripfags to fuel their BSA pandering lust, back before Australian pandering on /sp/ was so highly frowned upon.
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>>63770626
I eagerly await RC's booty blasted reply.
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lads

>>>/pol/56585387
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>>63770626
Pooality Check on pooicide watch
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>>63770632
>going on /pol/
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>>63770637
t. freshie
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>>63770628
Unpopular opinions:

Americans are the only posters on /sp/ that still know how to use "generals" correctly.
Literally everyone else uses them to pigeonhole their shitty sports and to create stupid cliques and communities (like this).
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>>63770620

I drove to Canberra last week and got a $450 speeding fine for the effort
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>>63770641
I love this meme
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>>63770641
How can that opinion be unpopular?
It's literally the first time I've ever heard it.
At the moment it's just a stupid opinion from a complete and utter fuckwit.
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>>63770637
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
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>>63770641

And yet, here you are

>Unpopular opinions

username?
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>>63770641
>generals for general talk
>gamethreads for games

We've tried this lad, but there is literally not enough of us for it to work
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>>63770642
>LE FUG LE GOPS XDXD
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