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>International Cricket News:
AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts on the 27th. It is the first ever Day-Night Test. Worst Marsh is confirmed as Bushman Koala's replacement.
India are 1-0 up against Shit Efrica after 2 Tests (2nd was completly washed out after day 1).
India and Pakistan are likely to play a meme-cricket series in December hosted in Shit Lanka. It will be the first bi-lateral series between the two cunts since 2007.
Ian Bell has been dropped by Englel and his Test career is probably over.
West Indies cricket is on literal suicide watch after the regional governing body instructed the WICB to disband.
>Big BASED League News:
The pinnacle event in the cricketing calender begins on the 17th of December.
The Australian Test players will be available at the beginning of the competition before the Boxing Day Test.
>Team News:
>Perth Scorchers
Mitchell Johnson is poised to sign for P*rth.
>Sydney Sixers
They have signed Jackson Bird and some chink. In Botha and Lumb they have by far the worst overseas players in the comp. Their roster is looking so bleak they might have to unironically play Ellyse at some point
>Adelaide Strikers
Ratshit is playing for Sadelaide, Gillespie is their coach.
>Melbourne Stars
No additions because they have been kucked by Kikeal Kuck.
>Hobart Hurricanes
Sangakkara is their new international player.
>Melbourne Renegades
Cameron White has moved from Green Melbourne to Red Melbourne. Black Bull Chris Gayle is also playing for Red Melbourne this year.
>Sydney Thunder
They have moved from Stadium Australia to the Sydney Showground Stadium. Shane Watson has signed for wooden spoon: the team. Dre Russ is their new international player.
>Brisbane Heat
Literally Pee Pooland: the team. McKuckum is captain and le glasses man is coach.
Never fucking comment on the ICC's Facebook page
I got like 5 friend requests from Indians
Maybe it's because I'm American, but what the fuck
>>63769718
>brisbane team full of kiwis
kekd desu
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>>63769728
They just want you as Criminal Case partners.
>>63769728
nah mate
also you should have seen how many ivana got after that one time Jimmy Neesham replied to us shitposting
>>63769718
based Holly OP
Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
>>63769755
Haha specifically I wrote that Bradman and Lara are better than Tendulkar
They're spamming me with insults
This is funny
>>63769771
>Haha
>>63769778
Lol XD thanks for pointing that out haha !
>>63769778
Based BSA inventing new memes
>kikeal kuck
Michael Clarke literally saved Australian cricket from irrelevancy post-Golden era.
>>63769771
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>Black Bull Chris Gayle is also playing for Red Melbourne this year.
Praying to the C*ckG*d finally paid off
>>63769771
what would you know though, you didn't watch any of them in their prime
>>63769808
I'm not American ffs
>>63769816
To quote one of these Indians, teri ma ki chut
>>63769718
>not /grig/
2/10 thread
>>63769818
>>63769728
>Maybe it's because I'm American
kys
>heat
>uniform is green
I can't stop thinking about based Hugh plowing Ivana.
It is haunting me lads. You just know he has a humongous cock
>>63769832
Looks pretty blue to me you colorblind dick-knob
>>63769828
>being this POORTURBED that the IPLeL will NEVER even COME CLOSE to the BASED, ELITE and MUSCULAR BBL.
BBL:
>full of the one thing every IPLeL team wants: Australians
>played in BIG STRONG Australian stadiums
>compliments Test cricket
IPLeL:
>rampant matchfixing
>over half the original franchises have been disbanded/banned/suspended
>every team is full of brown manlets bowling 115 kp/h
>played in designated shitting """stadiums"""
>2/10 cheerleaders
>awful music and sound effects
>destroys Test cricket
>Gillespie as coach
Give >us the trophy now
>>63769846
these kind of posts just crack me up because I can't help but remember that one quote from a few months ago
"once last year hugh said that he thought we would be good in a relationship and I just glared at him for a few seconds, he hasn't brought it up again since"
>>63769859
>watching meme20s
wew lad
>>63769854
>heat
>uniform is blue
>>63769864
And Ivana is still a virgin, right danny?
>>63769868
>this flag
>this comment
kek
KEK
>>63769859
>any shity meme20 "league"
>good
>ever
The ONLY way these leagues would be good is if they allowed unlimited overseas players and changed the rules to that elite meme20 meme overload version i invented last year for maximum memes (MaxiMemes™)
>>63769818
Then what are you?
>>63769879
>is if they allowed unlimited overseas players
Every team would still be 50% Australians
>>63769878
lol haha i get it
>>63769864
>relationship
where did I say anything about a relationship?
based Hugh just fucks the shit out of her
>>63769869
>Color tells us about the temperature of a flame. The inner core of the flame is light blue, with a temperature of around 1670 K (1400 °C). That is the hottest part of the flame. The color inside the flame becomes yellow, orange, and finally red.
POO PEELAND EDUCATION EVERYONE
>>63769771
Big Strong American dropping elite muscular truth bombs
>>63769888
>lol
>>>/msnmessenger/
>>63769892
>Color
kek
KEK
K E K
Thoughts on starting with reynolds in SC this year? keep in mind surgess will be back and forming the platform for to create chances.
Just dropped a massive poo in a fancy restaurant lads
who /dons/ here?
feeling good about this year lads
>>63769919
>gayfl
ur not aloud here m8
>>63769933
/afl/ are literally the lepers of au/sp/
>>63769943
stay poorious that your ""sport"" is literally irrelevant in the only country that follows it
>>63769915
Gave birth to a poo peelander.
Dubs and Shaun Marsh WILL score a century that wins the game
>>63769948
continue to use based /nrl/ memes
>>63769943
>>63769933
These.
I don't know why gayfl losers sometimes pop up to let us know they are here, when they literally always get bullied the fuck out when they identify themselves.
A NATO member nation just shot down a Russian plane.
It's been fun, lads.
>>63769967
>what sort of russian relations you want family?
>>63769755
hi daniel
>>63769980
JUSD FUGG MAH SHIDD UB FAMM :DDDDD XDXD
>>63769983
why would you move to fucking Malaysia?
That's at best a sideways movement. If you're going to leave you're country, shouldn't you atleast upgrade like all the Kiwis who come to GOATstralia?
Who's next lads?
>>63770003
Handsome intelligent Roosterman
>>63770001
>actually thinking that I'm Kiwi.
Also, we can become great friends Daniel
>>63770010
you're Indian, which is why it's a sideways movement you seeeeeething fucking casual
Even Poo Peeland is a shitload better than India or Malaysia
>>63770016
Yeah well I'm going to Canada for University next year so I can finally escape this place. I've also lived in Singapore for a majority for my live, which is a great place.
>>63770010
>being born in the year 2000
kek
KEK
>>63770024
but you didn't answer my question as to why you're in fucking Malaysia
is it for uni? If that was the case you may aswell have just stayed in India
>>63769956
this. /nrl/ literally runs au/sp/
>>63770025
Kids born in the year 2000 are 15. I'm a senior in high school. Are you autistic mate?
>>63770030
Nah fuck that, my dad got a job here so I have to finish high school.
>>63770040
so if you lived the majority of your life in Singapore and now live in Malaysia, what do you identify as? Do curries even accept you as one of their own?
I have an Australian-Indian mate and he says all the real curries at uni are bitter towards him
>>63770024
Military brat?
>>63770050
>Indian military
>in Malaysia
literally what
Is it a good thing that /cric/ has become a permanent general?
/wellington/
>>63770034
>it will be 2018 in 3 years
>kids born after the millennium can post on 4chan
>>63770046
Fucking curries (the ones in India) call me 'Malaysia' because I have a foreign accent but I honestly don't care.
Also, I identify as a third culture kid, so basically someone who's lived around the world. I've lived in Kenya, South Africa, India, Malaysia and Singapore so don't like to identify as an Indian.
>>63770060
freshcunt: the post
>>63770060
it's not really permanent, once there's a sizable gap between games it'll die again
>>63770067
>I've lived in Kenya
I found out last week from a friend that there is apparently a large Indian diaspora in Nairobi and the cities and that they are basically the Jews in that country and that the Africans hate them
very amusing
>>63770050
Nah, dad works in corporate.
>>63770063
I go to school with them, they're literally more autistic than you think they are.
>>63770072
The 'jews' are the people from Gujrat.
My family's not from there and we were considered expats so different groups basically,
>>63770069
there will be /cric/ generals for the entire Australian summer tho. Up until the end of the Australian tour of NZ I'd imagine
>>63770083
>there will be /cric/ generals when cricket is on
thanks for the info
>>63770083
That's more or less true of every Australian summer desu. Last year there were only a few breaks
>>63770067
So wait, if you're legitimately just a brand new fresh off the boat from Facebook freshcunt, how come you're such a big fan of danielposting? It's not a meme you'd think freshies would be into given how shit it is
I don't remember any other rare flags being here before, did you post as an Australian?
>>63770109
Freshies and NZ attention seekers are 'literally' the only fans of danielposting
>>63770109
autistic memespouter felt threatened by Reality Christ and decided to copy him
fuck lads one of the guys in the coffee class tonight was literally a walking meme
>Australian
>really dramatic accent
>from melbin
>shaved head
>beard
>a fucking Yamaka
Like no joke, when I first saw him I was expecting a legit Jew from some legit Jew place. Literally a Melbourne hipster with a cool hipster religion
Not only that, when we were talking about what coffees we drank, he said "piccolo"
D/N test has been cancelled lads
>>63770109
I've been lurking for 1.5/2 years now. Only started posting a few months ago. I used to reply sometimes on threads for the games but it usually went unnoticed.
>>63770103
Last year there was a BBL match thread almost every day but there weren't threads made in between games
The team that wins the BBL final will be BBL champions of 2015/16
Just did a big poo at a fancy restaurant lads
>>63770123
I'm not your autistic Australian friend.
>>63770060
no, i don't like these jonny foreigners. /nrl/ > au/sp/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /cric/
>>63770124
>piccolo
Literally a codeword for "cancer"
>>63770131
How many fancy restaurants you eat at lad?
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken lads. What the fuck do i use?
>>63770133
that is correct, you are the autistic poo peelander autistic memespouter (notice how the word "autistic" is a part of his pseudo-trip moniker to signify the presence of autism)
Reality Christ does not discriminate though and even though you are trying to bring him down, he will always forgive you and welcome you into his church
>>63770083
>entire Australian summer
Not while the Australian Open is on.
All the Summer of Cricket casuals become Summer of Tennis casuals in January.
>>63770141
Nearly started laughing desu
It's such a meme drink. No one ever really asks about it and no one every really orders it, except special snowflakes
>>63770146
Have you tried the oven lad?
>>63770146
>STILL using the incorrect version of this meme
just did a really fucking fancy poo at a big restaurant lads
>working in food service or retail past the age of 17
>>63770174
>Living in Poo Peeland
>>63770061
Sup mt cook
"leave bane to me" - banana man
(Actual fucking quote)
http://trentbridge.co.uk/news/2015/november/nottinghamshire-bound-siddle-says-leave-kane-williamson-to-me.html
>yfw Banana Man bowls Bane for a duck
>>63770200
He just wants the nod over Pattinson. Doubt anyone can derail the Kane train.
reminder I defended banana's inclusion into the team for the 5th Ashes test while you summer of cricket casuals begged for my blood
>>63770220
>man boobs
>110 posts
>12 posters
KEK nice "poomunity" you guys have here
>>63770220
this 2bh
Even a blind man can see how essential his control is to the likes of Starcmeme and Johnmeme. He's not a 'great' bowler, but having someone like him is LITERALLY the only way you can get Kane out.
But I can see him getting smacked by McMeme and whisked out of the attack after 2 overs by Captain Dumbass.
>>63770046
Indian diaspora are stupid as fuck 2bh especially the ones in murrica. They all seem to be in a cultural limbo which has made their brain melt.
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwKl8pBPVg
>>>/int/51182857
lads
>>63770266
>what is dialup
Why has there never been a movie about the Rats of Tobruk?
Handsome Intelligent Roosterman would make a great leading man for that movie.
>>63770200
I actually installed gyprock at Peter Siddles house a few years go. Pretty nice guy
>>63770286
That was ME!
GET YOUR OWN FUCKING STORIES YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>63770285
handsome intelligent roosterman will be the lead actor in the SBW biopic
Poopeelia Ltd.
Caliph Sunni Bill ibn William.
>>63770286
>>63770292
kek what the fuck
lads will my goon be ok if i left it in my wardrobe for like a month?
>>63770304
>>63770285
I would actually like for him to host The Block when Cam Williams retires funnily enough.
A Roosterman to replace a Roosters' fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48eHkZfnGug
I installed gyprock at Beau Ryan's house.
I locked up his dog in my toolbox under the house while I was there. Annoying shit.
anyone know of a good site that tells me what presents to buy for family (for christmas)?
>>63770256
kek
KEK
K E K
YOU literally know NOTHING about cricket, daniel.
Siddle is the type of bowler who does well against impatient batsman like KP. Someone like Kane seems like he is autistic enough that he could just sit on Shittle all day and not be bothered by it.
>>63770333
4chan.org/sp/cric/
>>63770339
thanks mate
Lads, I just got conscripted.
See you in a few years, hopefully.
>>63770334
>Someone like Kane seems like
kek
KEK
K E K
Seems like YOU don't know A THING about Kane's batting because THIS is ALL YOU'VE SEEN of Kane.
Kane's strength comes not from being a blocker like Cook but by rotating the strike. If Siddle clamps down on that, Kane is prone to making a mistake like did against Stokes in England.
Once again, YOU have proven YOURSELF to be a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual and a disgusting piece of vermin masquerading as a poor excuse for a human being.
>>63770360
statsautist on pooicide watch
what is "gyprock" and how do i "install" it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78_AleHjO2Y
>>63770367
u get it on steam mate it's on sale atm for 10 bucks
/damper/ time lads
so lads with ww3 imminent, what was the last ever cricket moment you watched
>>63770324
Handsome intelligent roosterman will be a casting agent for the next season of australias top model
>>63770392
>not a part of NATO
ty based hobbit hole island
>>63770360
>siddle
>not easy to rotate with blocking singles to point
>not easy to work onto the onside when he gets to straight
>>63770396
>what is ANZUS
>>63770401
Are you slow m8?
NZ pulled out of ANZUS years ago, and it's now AUS.
We now stand alone.
>tfw you will never derail this many threads
>>63770401
Key isnt as eager to slurp Obama's BBC as Michael Prepthebull. He'll parrot NATO's line but that'll be it. USA doesn't give a fuck about us in this situation anyways.
As for you guys, enjoy brave Australia's further hilariously pathetic attempts to establish itself as a ""super"""""""""""""""'power"""""""""""""" to gain the attention of BSAs. We'll sit here snug and danielposting in our hobbit holes while you become the new France.
LADS, an Australian is being interviewed by Big Strong Russians on their state news RIGHT NOW.
>>63770416
Someone get him to tell the Russians about the upcoming day night test
>>63770416
>1.36MB
Strewth lad, where the fuck do you think I live?
>>63770420
>buy Halo 5 yesterday
>15 gb patch
>STILL downloading
>>63770420
kek m8, I already compressed it from nearly 6mb
>>63770416
what's he saying
>>63770430
He's reading out the laws of cricket
>>63770415
it's cute that you think NZ is relevant enough to have an independent foreign policy
and >you are no more irrelevant than places like Adelaide and Perth. If they're getting nuked so is Auckland.
>>63770430
He said the pink balls are gay as fuck m8.
>>63769952
He will, and then you'll see suddenly see dozens of people making these sorts of posts >>63770220
when the fuck is the next non-associate game lads?
>>63770433
>nukes in the 21st century
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63770438
nz vs Sri Lanka in December fampai
>>63770430
"Bradman was a war dodger"
>>63770439
>ww3
>not involving nukes
sure
>>63770415
Careful what you wish for. If Straya goes to shit all of >our lebs and other minorities will just move to PP like all your Maoris have moved here.
>Russian ministry of defence have labelled Turkey's actions as "direct support of ISIS".
>>63770442
>New Zealand
>Non-associate
>>63770444
There will be no WW3, NATO will not back the kebabs because it's their own fucking fault.
>>63770451
Zimbabwe LITERALLY has a better win/loss ratio vs Australia over the last 30 years than Poo Peeland
LADS, another Australian expert being interviewed by Big Strong Russians.
Why are we do GOAT?
>>63770460
Why the fuck are they interviewing Australians?
>>63770452
>thinking about the issue rationally
kek
KEK
We were talking about the end of the world you fuckhead. THIS is why you are a virgin and have no friends.
>>63770460
What do the BSR's think of our pink balls?
>>63770462
KEK, a "dodgy line" just ended the interview.
>>63770460
that is not Russian TV you fucking imbecile
it's not even written in cyrillic
>>63770444
Nah, lebs probably don't even know that NZ exists, they probably don't even know anything outside of sydney exists.
If poopeelia goes to shit, NZ will become a fortress where we will only let kiwis back in.
I hope Turkey get PTFO as payback for Gallipoli
>>63770467
They called them "an act of war" and "direct support for ISIS".
>>63770472
>payback for legitimately defending their country from a foreign invasion
Nice one dickhead
>>63770469
RT is Russia Today you complete and utter fuckwit
#BREAKING : putin gonna say something live
https://www.rt.com/on-air/
IT'S FUCKING ON LADS
>>63770482
And on an English station the target audience clearly isn't Russians you "complete and utter fuckwit"
>>63770472
Is Jason Gillespie related to Muhammad Gallipoli?
>>63770488
best use of this meme in quite a while f.am
>>63770486
It's a Russian 24 hour news channel, based in Moscow that broadcasts in both Russian and English.
are turkey arabs?
Can 'we' actually talk about cricket now?
who /justfinishedFallout4/ here
One of the pilots is dead, the other was captured.
>>63770495
freshcunt detected
this is what happens when you are so desperate to compartmentalise every single sport and contain everything to one cancerous general each.
>>63770494
Anyone who isn't European, black or Chinese is an Arab.
>>63770501
captured by whom
>>63770509
>>63770501
Syrian rebels la
>>63770509
Local Turkmen (not to be confused with Turkish) militia in Syria.
>>63770508
i thought they could be considered >european
>>63770516
'no'
>>63770514
Is Syria in Turkey? My geology is bad
>>>/pol/56580386
>>>/pol/56580386
>put what i thought was chicken kiev in the oven
>start eating it and it's chicken with bacon inside
>tfw mum doesn't love me
>>63770513
thats a bit vague
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-24/melbourne-victory-western-sydney-wanderers-fans-to-stage-protest/6970968
kek
KEK
>>63770521
KEK
POO PEELAND ON LITERAL POOICIDE WATCH IN THAT THREAD OVER LAMINGTONS AND PAVLOVA
>>63770532
>LE FUG LE WEZDEN ZIDNEE WUNDERRAS XDXDXD
>>63770493
>>63770486
>that's not russian TV
>broadcasts from Moscow
fucking rekt
ANOTHER Australian being interviewed, straight from /uwa/
>>63770521
lot of unironic pandering in that thread
>>63770520
It's geography you complete and utter fuckwit
Seriously all you newcunts are fucking retarded.
>>63770542
I posted KFC and got no replies :(
How much do you think he gets paid to shill GWS?
>>63770544
i gave ya one pal
>>63770542
just because subtlety goes over your head m8, doesn't mean its pandering
>>63770555
Heh, you are too easy
>>63770542
/sp/ used to be exactly the same up until almost a year ago.
I am so glad that LSCM/Le Panda Man literally changed the entirety of au/sp/'s opinion of unironic pandering to be negative, and forced them all into hiding/forced them to be more subtle.
>>63770536
stay mad as fuck joshie
>>63770549
He gets to root Dylan Shiel's gf
>>63770556
some of it is subtle ironic pandering, but most of it is fully fledged "LOOK AT ME BIG STRONG AMERICAN DONT I FIT THE STEREOTYPE YOU HAVE OF AUSTRALIANS? AYE MATE PUT A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE XDXD" autism
>>63770562
freshie thats been trawling the archives pretending to be le oldfag detected
>>63770562
LSCM/Le Panda Man was Roosterman, pretty obvious.
>>63770568
I unironically believe Bart vs Australia has permanently fucked the way >we behave online
>>63770572
>Chickenboy trying to take credit for other people's work detected
>>63770573
were you the one who was caught having this exact argument with pandering Aussies in a /tv/ Simpsons thread? i thought that was obesitygoose tbqh
I've narrowed it down to Hawthorn, Richmond and Essendon, which AFL team should I pick and why?
>>63770576
It was, but I agreed entirely with him
>>63770579
Sydney Swans
>>63770568
there is 7 posts by americans for a total of 10 replies to BSA's out of 279. Thats not pandering, thats just nationalistic shitposting. Literally every country does it
>>63770579
Essendon because they're elite and muscular
>>63770579
I support Richmond, but I'm not here to recruit you. Watch some videos and pick what you want.
>inb4 panda ring
Poo Peeland on bogan-jump watch
http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/could-afl-club-be-based-in-new-zealand-st-kildas-shane-savage-backs-new-franchise/story-e6frf3e3-1227317514236
>>63770146
here you go lad
>>>/pol/56585387
>>63770579
Well you're from a cuk country so don't go for Essendon because we already have enough cuk supporters like MWNN. Shitmond sound right up your alley.
based adam, are you here m8
>>63770592
I wouldn't take this guy's advice, friendo.
He's an uncultured Kucktorian on a proxy who has literally never set foot out of his state, and therefore unironically believes that everything about it is GOAT.
Agree/Disagree?
>>63770593
right here lad
>>63770602
Adam, are you the gorespammer?
>>63770607
my gimmicks aren't nearly as elite
>>63770598
i didn't realise poo peeland could bowl lightening Tbh
>>63770610
Adam, are you the Hollyposter?
>>63770597
>YUH PROXY
Sad fucks STILL believe this.
And I have probably travelled more around Australia than all of you combined. Not that it would be too hard as most of you haven't walked further than your local corner shop/milk bar/deli lately.
>>63770583
There are flags attached to the posts, and the thread will clearly be seen by many BSAs on the front page, even if they don't post in it. That's the point. Even if they don't get immediate gratification from the BSAs, they are able to remind them that BASED STRAYA MATE still exists.
It's exactly what au/sp/ communities such as /cric/ did, as recently as a year ago. Being a freshie, I wouldn't have expected you to know that, though.
>>63770614
I haven't been outside a 30km radius from my house for few years now
>>63770615
>LE YOU ARE A FRESHIE XDXD
I literally created and pioneered the term freshie btw
>>63770614
You are using an Indonesian proxy/VPN. (It's easy to do)
You were born in Kucktoria.
You have never left Kucktoria, even for a family holiday.
You are overweight.
You are unattractive.
You are poor.
Your family considers you a disappointment.
You have diagnosed mental illnesses.
You hate yourself.
This is why you create a fantasy life for yourself among a group of complete strangers on the sports section of a Chinese cartoon imageboard, and have kept it going for over 2 years.
You really should kill yourself.
>you now remember RC's Detroit lions gimmick
>you now remember convicts Orioles gimmick
>you now remember matts philadelphia eagles gimmick
>>63770628
Good timing bringing this up. These gimmicks were actually a way for tripfags to fuel their BSA pandering lust, back before Australian pandering on /sp/ was so highly frowned upon.
>>63770626
I eagerly await RC's booty blasted reply.
lads
>>>/pol/56585387
>>63770626
Pooality Check on pooicide watch
>>63770632
>going on /pol/
>>63770637
t. freshie
>>63770628
Unpopular opinions:
Americans are the only posters on /sp/ that still know how to use "generals" correctly.
Literally everyone else uses them to pigeonhole their shitty sports and to create stupid cliques and communities (like this).
>>63770620
I drove to Canberra last week and got a $450 speeding fine for the effort
>>63770641
I love this meme
>>63770641
How can that opinion be unpopular?
It's literally the first time I've ever heard it.
At the moment it's just a stupid opinion from a complete and utter fuckwit.
>>63770637
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
>>63770641
And yet, here you are
>Unpopular opinions
username?
>>63770641
>generals for general talk
>gamethreads for games
We've tried this lad, but there is literally not enough of us for it to work
>>63770642
>LE FUG LE GOPS XDXD
>>63770649
>there is literally not enough of us for it to work
It LITERALLY worked for years before flags were introduced and you fuckwits showed up fresh from reddit.
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/63769718/sports/cric-general.html
>>63770626
>You are using an Indonesian proxy/VPN. (It's easy to do)
I could "literally" go out right now and timestamp something that proves I am where I say I am, but I won't get dragged down to your shitty level.
>You were born in Kucktoria.
"Literally" born and raised in Central Coast.
>You have never left Kucktoria, even for a family holiday.
Not even worth responding to.
You are overweight.
>I will give you that, I'm currently carrying a bit more fat than muscle due to my recent lifestyle changes, but still running every morning and trying to cut back on fatty foods. I still look attractive and am not obese though.
>You are unattractive.
I will give you that one too. Never claimed to be handsome, but I've still banged a lot of 10s in my lifetime.
>You are poor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Your family considers you a disappointment.
My family is dead mate but nice projecting.
>You have diagnosed mental illnesses.
Agreed, I have a horrible sex addiction.
>You hate yourself.
I'm pretty indifferent about myself, but I know I would hate myself if I were more like you.
>YUH FANTASY LIFE CHINESE CARTOONS ETC ETC KILL YUHSELF
Whatever mate.
>>63770658
>that DREADFUL inconsistent and misuse of greentext
Peeality Poock confirmed for pooicide watch
>>63770657
this lad's pretty fucking smart desu
>>63770654
kek. SOO threads and GF threads didn't make it past 100 posts let alone regular season games, let alone multiple threads each game. That model does not work for "us" as there is only 50 odd australian posters every week
>>63770657
top kek what is this shit?
>>63770657
what the fuck is that?
>>63770659
That was deliberate dickhead. It flows if you actually read it all in your head, but I don't expect a pleb like you to understand style.
>>63770664
some guy made a site that mirrors every single post made on 4chan to create the illusion of activity so he can real in ad revenue for free
>>63770663
>SOO threads and GF threads
Well of fucking course it's not going to fucking work for completely irrelevant shit like rugby league.
Why the fuck are you talking about rugby league anyway? This is a fucking cricket thread.
Execute all muslims.
>>63770671
2013 freshie detected.
>>63770677
I'd say he's from the 2013/2014 Ashes intake.
Reminder that Don Bradman was a war dodger and statpadded against shit players because the good ones died in the war
>>>/pol/56583869
>>>/pol/56583869
>>>/pol/56583869
>>63769718
>It will be the first bi-lateral series between the two cunts since 2007
No it won't. There was a series in India a couple years back. 2007 was the last time there was a test series
>>63770663
you just proved his point
if there are simply not enough posters to have a good discussion, then why have a pointless thread at all?
if you want to have a cancerous 24/7 general than either get more people to like your shitty sport enough to come here and want to post about it, or follow something more relevant.
in the meantime why don't we create generals for hurling and professional ten-pin bowling?
>>63770684
Reminder Bradman literally got mad because a player didn't want to bowl short to a vertarn
>>63770657
would be nice if it was based of IP so you could see who was samefagging
>>63770689
>There was a series in India a couple years back.
proof?
>>63770681
>>63770677
2010 Winter Olympics
if you weren't a freshie you would know who I am based on this info
>>63770684
Half true.
He statpadded because he was literally the only person in the world who took cricket seriously when others saw it as just a game, and had more important shit going on.
>>63770692
>because a player didn't want to bowl short to a vertarn
yeah but Keith Miller was a fucking cunt
he literally got himself out deliberately because he didn't want to beat the poms too badly
>>63770699
Confirmed 2013/2014 Ashes series newcunt.
>>63770681
2015 CWC reporting in
>>63770690
No, I was stating that the general AND gamethread model does not work with the limited number of posters/posts.
I am not advocating the need for a forced 24/7 general, i'm actually against it but splintering away for gamethreads is even more fucking retarded at the moment when most games aren't on at the same time
>>63770703
freshie detected
>>63770671
>LE FUG LE DUGBY BEEGUE XDXD
>>63770681
2015 RWC here
>>63770681
2016 Brazil Olympics here
>>63770712
Well it is an irrelevant sport.
So is Aussie Rules for that matter.
The fact is, you simply want a general/community for the sport because YOU LIKE IT. That's literally it. You happen to like the sport so you want it to have a healthy and thriving community, even if it doesn't warrant or deserve one.
>>63770681
2022 World Cup here
>>63770720
>fug le rugbee leeg xdxd
>fug le ozee rools xdxd
zerobese detected
>>63770707
>No, I was stating that the general AND gamethread model does not work with the limited number of posters/posts.
what the fuck are you talking about? they don't overlap
we just use "generals" until the cricket game starts. Then once the thread hits 500 (or 480 when the threadcounter autist is around) the next thread is called a gamethread. There's no difference between them other than the "gamethreads" are obviously more oriented toward the content of the match and are more active.
then once the game is over the next thread is just a general so that >we have a place to continue discussing cricket and daniel
>>63770729
reddit username?
>>63770725
That's because it didn't happen you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
Nukes will come soon
>>63770729
>you in charge of following the discussion
The original post was about the American model of Gamethreads AND Generals
>>63770728
>tfw I've been here for a year and up until yesterday I thought zerogoose's tripname was literally "obesitygoose"
i even baited some of you oldfaggots, while being unaware of my seething casualness and you all still fell for it
>>63770720
>LE I AM LSCM XDXD
freshie pls just fuck off
>>63770735
I've literally never entered a gamethread or general for an American sport until now so please enlighten me, what is the difference between those and this?
I just had a look at /nfl/ and it looks like the exact same semi off-topic shit
>>63770735
I made the post you're referring to, and that's partly true.
I was more referring to the way Americans clearly separate their generals and gamethreads. Sometimes to the point where generals remain active alongside gamethreads.
>>63770741
they just spam threads whenever something happens in their ""sports""
>>63770736
>le fug le zeroboose xdxd
i like goose and respond to all of his posts
American/European sport generals LITERALLY have ruined /sp/. You are at the pinnacle of freshfuck entry level casualdom if you don't recognise this.
>>63770746
yeah its annoying as fuck
if Cricket was an American sport each point in OP would be a separate thread. Along with about 5 different threads dedicated to Memeswell posting
>>63770749
Europeans are far, FAR worse.
A lot of their generals might as well be early 2003 forums with cringey cliques and circles.
>>63770750
>this literally reddit-tier compartmentalisation mindset has become the norm rather than the exception
no hope left anymore
>>63770731
>le reddit?
Dude "literally" 90% of people here who are over the age of 15 browse reddit.
>WE ARE LEEJUN
No you're fucking not, you're just posting on a forum with slightly less moderation.
>>63770741
The burgers run a general 24/7 and only pop out of it for their gamethreads of which 4-5 happen at the same timw which they usually number. They then spam a few victory threads before retreating back into said general. Australian sports threads stick in one thread which transitions from gamethread to general to gamethread etc etc
>>63770762
>Dude "literally" 90% of people here who are over the age of 15 browse reddit.
Which is why I asked him for his reddit username you seething fucking inbred.
I swear to Christ I will fucking rip your head off your shoulders you mentally ill fat fuck loser.
>>63770765
Nice damage control, but it's obvious to me you're just an overweight manchild hung up on your special snowflake 4chan world.
>>63770759
there's LITERALLY no need to have any model other than this one for cricket, since we get 130 posters per thread MAX
You'd know this if you weren't a seething fucking casual
>>63770765
>falling for the weakest b8 in the entire thread
sure is fresh in here
Reminder that RC does not actually use reddit and it is just another gimmick to annoy people
>>63770759
Come to think of it, generals have been shit on virtually every board. Especially /mu/, which was already horrible for the most part before then.
LSCM would literally blow a fuse if he saw the state of /daily/. It makes me seeeeeeethe.
>>63770770
you fucking think?
Who is this 'RC'?
>>63770770
>gimmick
Most people here legitimately do use reddit.
Some try to hide it, but most of us are open about it.
>>63770759
>>63770764
In retrospect, I've just realised the Kiwis were DESPERATELY trying to emulate the American model for /rug/ during the RWC by running concurrent Generals and matchthreads.
They literally. LITERALLY. even changed the acronym just for the competition.
Now that the thing is over and /nrl/ has fucked off they are struggling to reach 500 posts over a 15-day period. Literally.
Poo Peeland. Pooicide watch.
>>63770774
LSCM here.
Yes it's a cancer everywhere and tbqh I don't think it can be stopped anymore. It's clearly taking over.
Other boards are far, far worse than /sp/ when it comes to this, which is why I tried to stop it here before it became too ingrained.
>>63770783
kek, your not LSCM
>>63770781
I genuinely feel sorry for anyone who considers /rug/ their "home" general.
It's just a sad and depressing place to be.
>>63770770
>YUH GIMMICKS
The only reason I'm not using reddit right now is because it's blocked by all Indonesian ISPs. It is "literally" superior on most boards, but the over moderation can be a bit annoying, especially when you really need to seriously bully the fuck out of someone. But generally I enjoy the content a lot more than most boards on 4chan.
>>63770783
This is not LSCM.
Freshies, please do not make the mistake of thinking this is actually Obesitygoose.
>>63770786
>>63770790
I assure you, I am
>>63770780
There is literally nothing wrong with using reddit as a site for content aggregation.
There is literally everything wrong with interacting with their pathetic "communities". There is literally more than everything wrong with crossposting and posting 4chan culture on reddit and vice versa.
nice griget "discussion" you've got here
>>63770780
This damage control comes out every time someone makes fun of reddit
>>63770788
Rugby Union is no ones first-sport except for the Kiwis and that is reflected perfectly in /rug/ which is nothing but like 5 Kiwis and a token Saffer.
>>63770796
There is no such thing as "4chan culture".
Reddit us unironically the most popular non social media website on the internet, and every single meme, personality, and culture trait you have seen on 4chan since late 2011 has it's origins on Reddit.
>>63770799
mad as fuck kiwi cunt who wasn't here in 2012 and so can't sit around and chat about the good times detected
>>63770808
That's what I mean. Being in a /rug/ thread is just downright depressing.
>>63770811
This is demonstrably completely and utterly false as I alone have LITERALLY created, applied and pioneered a dozens of /cric/ memes alone
>>63770811
Pinnacle of ELCFCdom detected.
>>63770805
No most of the time it gets left alone, but I think people get a little bit sick of all these pathetic posts by idiots claiming to hold some kind of superiority over others because of which social media website they choose to participate in.
>>63770808
There are only three kiwis there.
And one of them is insecure as fuck about the NRL.
I don't even like rugby-league but I like mentioning NRL stuff there, or in threads I see him in, just to see him sperg.
>>63770789
Given how many freshcunts here use reddit and your distinct posting style, your profile would undoubtedly have already been posted here, just like how walkcunt's was.
>>63770812
I remember it but I've moved on.
>>63770817
>/cric/
>memes
kek
>>63770822
that is LITERALLY our very own resident statsautist
>>63770822
Every Kiwi who isn't a complete casual and likes Rugby is to some degree insecure about the NRL because they know that Australians just don't give a shit about Yawnion and that all of the achievements of the Ball Sacks are ultimately completely hollow.
Even take someone like daniel. He doesn't even like Rugby but is still perturbed as fuck about League because he knows that the only sport that his country is good at at has 0(ZERO) meaningful competitions.
>>63770817
You haven't though.
You saw someone mention something either on TV, a movie, YouTube and you tried to "mold" it into an "original" meme because you, like every other person who uses 4chan as their main website, are uncreative as fuck.
And 99% of the time, the meme you have ripped off came directly from Reddit.
For example, I bet you thought 'grisby stribs' and 'is Shane Warner related to David Warner' actually originated here, but they are classic Reddit memes.
>You now realise that of because the influx of PP posters, newcunts fresh off the boat from Reddit and Facebook no longer feel shit for not being able to remember the golden era of au/sp/ (2012 - 13)
>>63770839
>For example, I bet you thought 'grisby stribs' and 'is Shane Warner related to David Warner' actually originated here, but they are classic Reddit memes.
Best bait I've seen all year
>>63770796
This is accurate
And I don't doubt that the percentage of reddit users here is evergrowing, given the obvious decline /cric/ has seen since the 2013 Ashes
>>63770839
wouldn't grisby strips go all the way back to Kuvalauta?
>>63770579
Dees lad
>>63770824
OK a. I don't post much there because I'm generally more interested in what others have to talk about, and b. When I do post on forums outside of 4chan I tone down my aggression because I actually want to keep using the site and have discussions about literature and film.
>>63770828
Are you sure?
For reference, I'm talking about the guy who, when >we used to compare rugby-league with American football, talking about downs/tackles etc, this guy would get mad as fuck and start calling rugby union the NFL and rugby-league Canadian football.
He would then start unironically talking about Jonah Lomu.
>>63770734
>being this much of a casual
>can't even do a simple google search
kys (know your stuff)
>>63770839
using your logic then there is no such thing as original creativity you fucking moron.
Using your logic, everything that has come from Reddit was also inspired by "something either on TV, a movie, YouTube" or some other popculture and is therefore not creative either.
>>63770837
Daniel is apoplectic about being a skinny kuck who got his shit pushed in by the big strong rugby boys. He takes the anger out on Sitaleki's online but wouldn't dare say a word to their face.
He's well known for his atheistic rants, but what most people don't know is that he's an enthusiastic /pol/ poster.
>>63770839
>this lazy as fuck b8
kys ivan
>>63770859
>but what most people don't know is that he's an enthusiastic /pol/ poster.
thats quite the claim
i dont suppose you possess any proofs?
>>63770853
Nice damage control
>>63770856
This is literally damage control, and I won't bother giving you a proper response.
Goodbye.
>>63770847
Funnily enough, all of those 'bait' images came from, you guessed it, Reddit.
>>63770851
No.
The obsession with KFC and cricket started on Reddit, but you could argue the Finns started the meme in general with Spurdo.
>>63770871
>presents a logical fallacy
>gets called out on it
>I-I'M NOT RESPONDING TO THAT!!
pathetic
>>63770869
It's late and I must retire to my slumber chamber.
I will return yonder morn to discuss this pressing matter in detail with thou.
Is based convict here?
>>63770839
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>reddit apologists
>>63770893
>writing words you don't know the meaning of
Can't wait to stat pad against Sri Lanka desu.
If you look all all >our batting records they're the team we score most easily against.
And now without Sangakkara and Jayawardene
who /gmod/ here?
>>63770908
>our batting records
Which position in the 11 do you bat at?
Morning lads
triangles on best "flag" watch
>>63770988
fucking hot
>all these deleted posts
""people"" who report shit are literally fucking gay.
>>63771011
stay absolutely furious
Death of a gentleman is out on tpb lads.
>>63771023
idk man, I think that this is one movie that I won't torrent. I'd rather pay cause it isn't made some some multi-millionaire keks but a cricinfo writer and another dude.
>>63771023
oh great, thanks lad
>>63771036
pirate it, and if it's good pay for it
>>63771043
KEK, I seriously fucking hope none of you retards ACTUALLY does this.
>>63771043
>buying a movie after you've already seen it
shit meme
>>63771023
worth watching?
>>63771192
I think its definitely worth a watch. But I haven't seen it yet and so don't know if its any good.
>>63770256
>Captain dumbarse
tfw we will never be able to erase Smith's captaincy from the history books
>>63771192
Watching it right now. It just summarizes how cricket is run since the advent of meme20. Basically, Fuck BCCI and IPL: the documentary. There's nothing you wouldn't know if you've been following cricket.
>visit fancy restaurant
>sudden urge to do a big poo
>>63771521
kek lad
now's your chance lads
>>63771745
why do you get banana meme'd EVERY SINGLE TIME?
>>63771745
>Will smith score a century?
>>63771761
there isn't a batsman in the world who can survive the banana
even bradmeme would look like a 12 year old fresh out of Milo Have-a-Go
>looking through all the pictures cricinfo posted of bitchwide's bouncers out of boredom
>some curry commented "that's the wrong way of playing" on literally every one of them
>>63771804
>28 kg
holy fuck
holy fuck /grig/ is shit when IPL is out of season
just finished watching
it felt a bit... unfocused to be honest, the tonal and content shifts were often quite jarring imo
that said, their passion about what is obviously a paramount issue for world cricket is undeniable
>>63772624
I actually agree, maybe morale over fitness can be argued.
>>63772079
Truth bombs tbqh
page 10 bump
Lads, why did my post about cricket get deleted?
Article was about hiring people to work at the adelaide test match?
>>63771804
>le bananas man
>>63779727
because mods = fags
ITT: I learned that Bongladeshis are even more obsessed with Big Strong India than Poo Peelanders are with >us
>>>/pol/56624653
>>63780259
>oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
What's /cric/'s opinion on the Test Championship idea and the current concepts for a 'world championship trophy' for tests.
>>63780670
Wouldn't work.
>>63770882
ok lad, you've had your snooze now spill the beans
>>63780868
I agree, but I also do feel like there needs to be something. The Ashes can't be the pinnacle of test cricket because only two nations can play it. And a lot of the time, England hasn't been top two (and of course right now neither are)
There was a cool article on a trophy that you win when you beat the current holders (article says anywhere, but I say at home is better) in a series. Currently Pakistan would be the holders, and given that beating Pakistan at home certainly does seem like an impossible feat, I would say that anyone who does it could be rightly called "world champions".
It would only be contested once or twice a year and therefore it would be quite a big deal to win it.
http://nzcricketmuseum.co.nz/dickens-trophy/
>>63780973
it's bullshit. Been on /pol/ once, for the election threads.
Boult supposed to bowl a full day at practice today.
If he isn't able to he won't be in the XI for Adelaide.
>>63781390
boult is unironically worse than McClenigshit at this point
it would be no great loss for >you
>on holiday in Hawaii
It's fucking hot lads
>>63781948
It's winter over there you bloody idiot
>>63781844
wew lad no
>>63781972
Hawaii literally never goes under 20 degrees. It's 28 and humid as fuck. I'm sweating my dick off.
>>63782011
>28 is hot
come on man
>>63781948
get into any fights yet?
>>63781948
>>63782011
>go to Hawaii for holiday (its shit, I've been there)
>spend your timing posting on the cricket subsection of a Timorese Goanna Pulling board
kek
KEK
>tfw fielding in 40+ degrees against Schofields
cricket in australia, never again.
>>63782011
Its unironically 25 and humid in Auckland now. In November. Sweaty gooches all round.
>>63782054
what's your favourite goanna to pull? I like gould's goannas to be honest, nice and feisty but at a manageable size
>>63782023
I'd gladly take 40+ in melb over 30 and 80+% humidity
>>63782054
Having a cheeky snooze & shitpost in the arvo after not sleeping on the plane at all. Been awake for about 30 hours desu
>>63782028
Nah but people keep giving me fucking weird looks. Should I punch on?
>tfw I wanna post on /cric/ but /pol/ is blowing up because of dindu riots and mudslime happenings
wat do?
>>63783069
race riots are so boring
>they will riot
>cause massive damage
>the riot police or national guard will be called in
>some people will get injured
>some arrested
>it will simmer back out into nothing
>everything will go back to normal
yawn
Atleast the Syria thing is geopolitically relevant
>>63783069
>going on /pol/, ever
>giving a shit about race riots and meme wars
Tbh feels good living in a country where the most racial conflict we get is islanders in south Auckland being annoying
These are all so shite lads.
Fuck this South African team has no heart at all. Complete shit, as long as they play Tahir they won't win a fucking match, they're playing with a -1 player.
>mfw watching SA v India
>>63783232
the meme triangles is the only actual flag there and it's still not that great. Really wish they hadn't picked three fucking leaves as options, it's basically left me with only one I can kinda get behind.
>>63783184
>meme wars
Kek
Kek
Kek
>>63783232
>triangles
>some swirly shit
>3x >A FUCKING LEAF (literally. LITERALLY. copyrighted by the All Blacks)
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63769718
She could put her two fingers down my seam any day
>>63783138
this
first one was alright for like 1 night then its just the same shit
When will >we stop pandering to BSA's lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sxr4dQ5kOY
>>63783319
>he doesn't have a fucking leaf on his flag
>>63783662
BSA's in /cric/ are GOAT you sheep shagger. There's nothing more /comfy/ than an American coming into a /cric/ thread and BTFO of a Kiwi or smelly Indian
>>63783737
Fuck off cuppy
>>63783737
are you the 'funpostingly yours' guy?
if so, yeah you're based
Poo Peeland pooicide watch
>>63783808
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over New Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>>63783829
Oh look it's another apoplectic peewee post obsessing over Australia
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Aussie 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at aussies whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
based bindi kucked BIG STRONG America
>>63783737
americans have been getting pretty seppo lately to be honest
>>63783918
Stove Kuckwin was a kuck and I hope he was in massive pain when the stingray barb stabbed his heart
@63783975
Oh look it's another apoplectic peewee post obsessing over GOATstralia
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about Aussie 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at aussies whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
reminder that the "new" Malaysian tripflag who suddenly popped out of nowhere is actually pootistic peemespooter who felt threatened by Reality Christ and decided to "copy his gimmick" (but for Reality Christ it isn't a gimmick because he quite literally is in Indonesia working on cures for life-threatening illnesses as we speak)
>>63784003
Oh look it's another apoplectic autissie post obsessing over GOAT Zealand
Is there any time during your day when you DON'T think about kiwi 4chan posters? I bet you spend every waking moment thinking of "clever and witty" insults to hurl at kiwis whose attention you crave more than anything else.
I await your arse-ravaged reply, which I will not read
>>63784023
why the fuck does /nrl/ LITERALLY worship any dipshit who puts a tripcode on?
YOU are literally part of kuckold: the community
>>63784067
WalkGod literally cleaned /nrl/ out. He single handedly DESTROYED Fatt and Poosterwoman
>>63783918
>tfw Bindi literally lost her childhood because the retarded public pressured her to "follow in Steve's footsteps"
>>63784084
Hello AM,
Are you here because your pathetic ""poomunity"" is once again completely irrelevant after /nrl/ got bored of shitting up your threads?
>>63784131
>your
Which position do I play m8?
>>63783970
Just accept it. It's just noemi evil. What's the worst that could happen?
>>63784067
newcuntheist detected
>>63784084
and right on cue pootistic peemespooter comes out of hiding (he never actually leaves these threads by the way)
he is scared as fuck of Reality Christ's power and subsequently spreads false propaganda about a fictional entity named "Walkbrother" as part of his anti-Reality Christ cult
>>63784245
>P-P-PLEASE REPLY TO ME BASED ELITESPOUTER
pathetic
This "community" is toxic
>>63783918
i wonder if bindi bleaches her asshole
Spunky, quick-witted and sinewy Elitespouter on New Zealander of the year watch
>>63784432
i wish australia took all the cute new zealand women and then dropped a bomb on the rest of you
4 day tests would be better Tbh lads
can someone explain what apoplectic means
>>63784517
apoplectic
ˌapəˈplɛktJk/Submit
adjective
1.
informal
overcome with anger; furious.
"Mark was apoplectic with rage at the decision"
synonyms: furious, enraged, overcome with anger, infuriated, in a temper, incensed, raging; More
2.
dated
relating to or denoting apoplexy (stroke).
"an apoplectic attack"
you only need to go back a few /cric/ threads to see the profound impact Reality Christ has had in his return
just the other day he was poorpetually poorturbing the poo peeland poofters with stories of his amazing life, which inpooriated the Sitalekis and Siones of poo peeland who refused to believe someone like that posted among their super secret anonymous leejun social club for autists
jealousy, bitterness and pooicide are words that could be used to describe their reaction to Reality Christ's presence. We are witnessing the second coming of Reality Christ as he purges this community of the poorpetually poorturbed poo peeland poofters, who previously weren't exposed to him on account of the long hiatus he took in 2015 (which happens to be the year that just about all of these newcuntheist poo peeland poofters found /sp/)
so the question is, why haven't YOU accepted Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour yet?
>>63784453
>new zealand women
>cute
oxymoron
>>63784453
>cute new zealand women
No such thing m8
>>63784569
sure about that?
>>63784586
looks like Caitlin Jenner
>>63784607
you must be gay then
>>63784517
A synonym for "furious" that begins with the letter A so pootistic peemespooter could stop trying to copy the "poo peeland" shitposts with "poo peelia" garbage and instead force his own alliteration-oriented insults for Australians, using words beginning with the letter A instead of P
please note that pootistic peemespooter never actually heard of the word apoplectic before he decided to spend several hours researching and constructing his "insult" in this post >>63783829 (which, despite his attempt to branch away from Australia, is still rife with stolen Australian memes)
>>63784586
ew what the fuck is that lad
>>63784580
>>63784569
there are some but they're all not from nz
>>63784636
hi daniel
whats the latest with the Ivana-Hugh-Ajay love triangle?
>>63784689
fuck forgot to edit names mods no ban pls
actually fuck it ban me I don't care
>>63784689
>that pussy on the pussy
kek
KEK
daniel HOW have you not atleast slipped in a couple of cheeky fingers yet?
Are you literally THIS autistic?
let's discuss the AFL draft lads
>>63783662
It's ironic pandering you freshcunt.
>>63784757
>implying i want to
>>63784023
Malaysia-kun is an Indian who grew up in Singapore though.
>>63784882
gf just got back from Queenstown for work. Brought me back a Chewbacca pez dispenser. Based.
iggz for my nigz
>>63782124
yea.
if theyre a local just tell them "watchu faka? like scrap? id fakin lick you bra"
>>63784580
>>63784569
Who is Miss Alice?
>>63784904
fat cunt
rate my lighthouse, au/sp/.
Why are Australian youth so wrapped up in American culture?
>>63784975
Australia is just America Jr minus the gun violence
>>63784975
Because Australia is an honorary US State, while poo peeland is where we film our fantasy epics
>>63784997
But how did it happen?
>>63785004
>filmed one lord of the rings there
>making a big deal about it
i dont want to pander to the usa but they have been coming here to film for decades
>>63785004
OMG IS THIS REAL?!?!?1 HOW IS HTIS ALLOWED?!?!?!!1
>>63785037
Ponting had spring in his bat during 2003 WC final.
>Josh Reynolds
>Mentally ill sexual deviant who was clearly raised in a horrible, horrible family with terrible parents. Quite possibly the least mentally stable person on au/sp/. Spams nothing but disgusting sexual deviant images, and tries to force pathetic 'in jokes' by samefagging constantly (Ivan). Is more than likely a pedophile as well.
Neat.
>>63785118
who?
i heard based joshy reynolds killed himself
do you guys actually discuss cricket
>>63785199
no, that is what /r/cricket is for.
this is for shitposting and pseudo-persona blogging.
>>63785190
Drowned in a river of cunny
>>63785199
When a match is on, maybe.
Depends on how quickly the quota of Australian shitposting can be met.
just finished watching the film
Most interesting part for me was Lalit Modi honestly. I always pictured him as being one of these big evil indian cunts but he actually appears to be a relatively level guy who actually likes cricket
"I take full responsibility for the fact that I created a monster"
grim lads
http://567a45.deviantart.com/
rate
>tfw i could expose these kiwi flags as ausfailians with proxies
>tfw can't be arsed potentially putting my own ipv6 out there on 4chan
ʕ༼◕ ౪ ◕༽ʔ
>>63785251
Nah, he is no different from the ones he is up against.
>threaten to expose proxyfags
>thread dies
top cück
Is he, dare I say, elite?
>want to make an elite sports-related post
>thread is nearly at bump limit so have to wait until next thread
just you lads wait, my post will stimulate a lot of thought provoking discussion
>>63785324
How's the weather up there at Coffs?
>Poojara
And why the fuck would an Ausshit use a NZ proxy? What an odd delusion.
Expose away, L33T hacker.
>>63785337
I will pay someone to expose you
>>63785320
He pales in comparison to Bane.
>>63785300
Yeah I did feel like it was one of those things that docs do when they try to paint baddies and goodies
PS the Ed Cowan part of the film was great
>>63785324
m8 fuck off let's just get this bad boy to 1000
>>63785347
How much we talking here? Just give me the money and I'll admit I'm Australian in writing.
New Bread
>>63785390
>>63785390
>>63785390
I AM AN AUSTRALIAN USING A NZ PROXY
paypal: [email protected]
Execute all muslims.
>>63785199
freshie detected
last for Elitespouter
walkcunt on suicide watch
Elitespouter owns /cric/
walkcunt on suicide watch
