Coverage starts at 6:30pm AEDT
Stream probably on AFLdude
>Academy/father-son bidding cheat sheet:
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-11-24/your-guide-to-the-draft-live-bidding-system
>Phantom drafts:
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-11-24/callum-twomeys-2015-phantom-draft
http://www.theage.com.au/afl/trading-and-drafting/who-will-your-club-pick-in-the-afl-draft-20151123-gl5zr3.html
>Other helpful resources:
Highlights packages, general info: http://www.afl.com.au/draft/draft-machine
u18 championships vision, play involvement compilations: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIjRjvHFnVYm6OtdD1C9n2Q
1st round picks (provisional)
Essendon on getting some prodigies watch
>Thread made half an hour ago
>2 posters and one of them is reality cùck
Nice """"Community""""
>>63763218
>shit Kilda
>finish right down in the lower half of the ladder and get pick 5
>exchanged it for pick 14 and their next pick is way down at 44
fucking lel
>>63763855
Auspies absolutely apoplectic m8
>hour old thread
>6(six) posts
>one poster is RC
>the other two are an Aussie and Kiwi mocking you
kek
KEK
K E K
This is /international nrl/ -tier
>>63765027
The draft isn't on until later tonight, fuckhead.
gayfl on pooicide watch
>>63763198
>toumpas
why would you use that pic lad? anyway I'm starting to get a bit anxious
I thought american football league had their draft after the season is over.
>>63766601
It's a handsome pic lad
What do you think of Oliver going to Melbourne at 3 and then Essendon taking both Parish and Francis?
>>63766749
I like oliver more than parish so not disappointed but if it was me making the pick I think I'd actually go for francis - loved his highlights
still oliver/weideman which is what everyone seems to be tipping for us is a very handy draft
Will >we get a key forward lads?
>>63767039
>key forwards who aren't top 10/father-son
may as well not bother m8
(^:
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-11-24/the-draft-show-live
just started
>>63767039
>yfw Ross "LE BOSS XDXD" picks 4 midfielders
why are gold coast picking another abo small forward?
1. Most of the music I like is bands few have heard of. Yet I like enough hugely famous bands to seem mainstream (Oh how emo)
2. Nothing makes me laugh more than a topical news related Radio show from 3 years ago.
3. My "Favourite" and "Best I've seen/heard" in many things are often different.
4. I've quit my current job twice but have wound up back there yet again.
5. My seemingly large ego is for the most part purely for jokes
6. Most people who know me in "real life" would have no concept about what I'm like at the football on the weekend. My continued lack of a voice on Mondays baffle all.
7. I can best be described as a merging of George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer and GOB Bluth.
8. I have countless pseudonyms. Among them are Steven Snell and Armitage Shanks.
9. I never fail to spot undercover Ticket Inspectors.
10. The most important thing when I go out somewhere is my MP3 player. Without it the train rides would be unbearable.
11. I really quite like Titanic.
12. I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Futurama to The Simpsons. Batman to Superman. Rain to Sun. I'm just different.
13. I love Shaun Micallef, but can't go past Tony Martin for the title of funniest man in Australia.
14. I love cold weather and rain. I'm a cold, bitter person.
15. I would one day like to be a film director
16. 95% of the time, despite saying I concede defeat, I think I'm right
17. Everyday I will listen to at least one of Johnny B Goode, Gimme Shelter or Takin' Care of Business. Usually on the way to work.
18. I'm not as obsessed with Superman or Batman as people may claim I am.
19. I think that if you're going to offend someone, you may as well do it properly.
20. I used to have a 20GB MP3 player. I filled it. I invested in a 60GB MP3 player. I've now filled this one. I'm screwed.
21. My favourite Essendon memory is either ANZAC Day 2003 or the first Carlton game in 2008.
22. I know almost every Twilight Zone off by heart.
23. I'll always choose comfort over style.
24. I keep in contact with numerous people from the year below me at school, yet no-one from my own year.
25. February 28 is without question my most hated day of the year. If you don't know why then the odds are high you never will.
>>63767463
Bennell replacement.
leppa is such an unconvincing coach
>Dream Brownlow date
>my gf!
these kids lmao
>>63768888
to be fair, most of them didn't say that
>>63767755
>>63767848
>1. Most of the music I like is bands few have heard of. Yet I like enough hugely famous bands to seem mainstream (Oh how emo)
How unique of you.
>2. Nothing makes me laugh more than a topical news related Radio show from 3 years ago.
Laughing after having the foresight of what were educated predictions back then? You're a strong guy
>3. My "Favourite" and "Best I've seen/heard" in many things are often different.
See #1
>4. I've quit my current job twice but have wound up back there yet again.
"Wound up" meaning I failed to find any better work because my qualifications are over-saturated due to the education bubble also I have a fear of adventure.
>5. My seemingly large ego is for the most part purely for jokes
So you were "that kid" who read up on Freud at age 14 and thought yourself smarter because of it.
>6. Most people who know me in "real life" would have no concept about what I'm like at the football on the weekend. My continued lack of a voice on Mondays baffle all.
The quotations around real life show that most of your existence is on the Internet. In all likelihood no one cares what you would do on the weekend because you spend far too much time away from them in the first place
>7. I can best be described as a merging of George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer and GOB Bluth.
You are much, much uglier than that. Nowhere near as funny either.
>8. I have countless pseudonyms. Among them are Steven Snell and Armitage Shanks.
I can't even respond to this one.
>9. I never fail to spot undercover Ticket Inspectors.
Not like an out of place group is a dead giveaway.
>10. The most important thing when I go out somewhere is my MP3 player. Without it the train rides would be unbearable.
Low tolerance for the outside world. A lot of school shooters have the same sentiments.
>11. I really quite like Titanic.
This will not make women froth at the gash
>>63767755
>>63767848
>12. I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Futurama to The Simpsons. Batman to Superman. Rain to Sun. I'm just different.
Contrarian views, on sugary drinks and kids cartoons. Different is a much nicer word than the right one for this.
>13. I love Shaun Micallef, but can't go past Tony Martin for the title of funniest man in Australia.
Probably the least retarded of all the answers so far.
>14. I love cold weather and rain. I'm a cold, bitter person.
See #1
>15. I would one day like to be a film director
You're not even in control of making proper life decisions. You certainly don't have the skills to order others around.
>16. 95% of the time, despite saying I concede defeat, I think I'm right
Surprise surprise, a submissive pussy who is wrong most of the time.
>17. Everyday I will listen to at least one of Johnny B Goode, Gimme Shelter or Takin' Care of Business. Usually on the way to work.
You and every other low income worker who thinks their self different
>18. I'm not as obsessed with Superman or Batman as people may claim I am.
Despite already referencing it in this list of facts about you that already has an alarming number of pop culture references
>19. I think that if you're going to offend someone, you may as well do it properly.
Properly as in make a witty, obscure reference about them after they BTFO of you?
>20. I used to have a 20GB MP3 player. I filled it. I invested in a 60GB MP3 player. I've now filled this one. I'm screwed.
And probably 99% of your listening is based around 12% of those songs
>21. My favourite Essendon memory is either ANZAC Day 2003 or the first Carlton game in 2008.
Simply referencing the Moorcroft mark is infinitely less pleb than this. It's a moment, not a game.
getting hype desu lads
>>63767755
>>63767848
>22. I know almost every Twilight Zone off by heart.
Imagine if you put that time to something constructive.
>23. I'll always choose comfort over style.
Stopped wearing high heels then? We're glad you're over that phase
>24. I keep in contact with numerous people from the year below me at school, yet no-one from my own year.
See #5
25. February 28 is without question my most hated day of the year. If you don't know why then the odds are high you never will.
We won't lose sleep over it
w/o academy picks, I think this will be the first round:
1. Wietering
2. Schache
3. Oliver
4. Parish
5. Francis
6. Ah Chee
7. Weideman
8. H. McKay
9. Burton
10. Hopper/Kennedy
11. Curnow
12. Burton
13. Mathieson
14. Collins
15. Gresham
16. B. McKay
17. Balic
18. Hibberd
>>63769187
>>63769177
>>63769171
MWNN BTFO
>>63769201
>Burton twice
>the city of me
Replace 9. Burton with 9. Milera
>>63769201
Good list.
>>63769223
>1 mutual friend with some girl I rooted and booted
Fuck that shit, I am blocking that silly bitch ASAP. I do not give a fuck if she just added him ironically.
The fucks with the smoke in the background on this draft coverage?
Barbie?
Does it matter whether the dons get either oliver or parish? They both seem good desu.
Would rather parish though, simply cos of the image of him and heppell in the contest together. Wew.
>>63769350
parish is a manlet tho
>>63769350
Would definitely take Oliver, but if Melbourne take him you can almost guarantee Parish's career will shoot ahead barring injuries (which I get the feeling he is likely to be prone to).
>>63769368
>It's a "no one in the first Round 1 is shorter than 6'6" " draft
>>63769281
post pics of girl
>>63769418
I'm pretty sure she is well known by Melbourne people and not too many people have fucked her so I don't want to give her away knowing at least one of you is not a complete shut in and will deduce my identity.
She is "literally" a 6.2 and I only fucked her because I was on a big cocaine binge after winning a grand final.
>>63763198
>AFL draft
nice forced """""""""""parity""""""""""" you got there
PREDICT THE FIRST FIVE PICKS:
1. Jacob Weitering
2. Callum Mills
3. Josh Schache
4. Aaron Francis
5. Clayton Oliver
>>63769478
Just tipped off AFP about your cocaine binge. Enjoy prison rape.
>>63769552
Except I'm not coming back to Australia because of their fraudulent claims of me tax evading.
>>63769557
Just tipped off the Indonesians. Enjoy prison rape followed by a trip to Execution Island.
>tfw Essendon will miss out on Clayton Oliver
>>63769564
>Indonesians cooperating with AFP in issues that don't concern them
Yeah good luck with that.
>>63769585
>Did I mention that he's a tripfag on an anonymous imageboard and thinks he's hot shit?
>CALL HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI, LET'S BUST THIS SKINNY WIGGA'S ASS
production fail
>>63769599
stop fucking posting yourself here you fucking fatass narcissist
Post more epic Have Fun Celebrating maymays
>>63763198
look at all those strapping young lads
>>63769599
eww
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>63769599
>ManWithNoCalorieRestriction
How does one disrespect their body so much?
>5AA radio coverage of the draft
Based Rowie to pop a blood vessel
WEETBIXRINGS
>>63763198
>jacob weitering
Literally who?
>>63769753
He's a big guy.
>>63769756
no, >>63769629 is a big guy.
>>63769583
W I Z A R D
Poor Oliver :'( RIP buddy
who /threepeat/ here?
yfw melbourne draft jack watts 2.0 aka weideman
Not sure on Parish, we already have enough young skinny manlets in the team. He better be able to back it up or I will "literally" kill myself.
Glad we missed out on Oliver, he looks way too weird. Kinda like Lingy...
>>63769812
PEPTIDES
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Hope the tigs don't pick up "muh surname" Rioli with our first pick
>>63769834
I'd put my left nut on that desu, tigs always meme hard
>>63769822
The guy is an enforcer and a competitive beast. We need types like that a lot more than we need guys like Parish.
damn the DJ at the draft on point tho
>>63769840
we're a solid group of memers.
>>63769841
yeah but he is ugly
>>63769877
yeah but Parish is a fucking injury prone manlet and I'm a little bit pissed off we went with him to be quite honest.
>>63769887
we shall see. It's not like Zach Merrett is a fucking unit and look what he has been able to do.
mememond getting btfo
>>63769834
kek
>>63769901
Zach isn't an ectomorph and didn't have a bad run of injuries prior to being drafted.
>>63769834
fucking lmao
>>63769834
nice
>>63769834
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Already going to prepare for a 4th straight Elimination loss
This bidding system is bullshit.
>1 WA player in the Top 10
top kek
>>63769921
hahaha
>ectomorph
Those are a meme bro.
Anyway
>dual all-australian
Apart from the thumb injury, what else? He fucking killed it this year. Get a grip you pelican
>PICKING MEMEOLI
FUCK YOU FRANCIS YOU FUCKING DUMB OLD CUNT
>LETTING BURTON GET TO THE HAWKS
JSUT FUCLING KILL ME SENPAI
why do north have orange on their polos?
>>63769942
>you in charge of knowing anything about human anatomy
>>63769958
nice rebuttal
>Mathieson, Collins, Balic and Hibberd still on the board
damn
>>63769964
>>63769964
You're obviously a dumb shit so let me explain it. That's all I had to say to you, because you obviously have absolutely no idea about what kind of talent our based club needs. That little green text was my way of saying 'you're an idiot, so I'm just going to give your statement what it deserves, fresh air and green text'.
Most embarrassing thread on 4chan right here.
Is this the ugliest top 10 draft picks of all time?
>2 more skinny manlets
fuck me
>>63770062
First thing that came to mind when I saw it on the live draft feed
>there will never be a good /afl/ thread ever again
Even last year's draft thread was good, what the fuck happened
>>63770163
Too many freshcunts who weren't here in the glory days of 2013
>>63770173
>tfw 2 billion trips all clamouring for attention was STILL better than the status quo
/afl/ died with convict 2bh
also all the trip bullying clearly got to the thin skinned tripfags
>>63770180
Elite ex-trip here
I may return to tripping when the season comes around
You now remember Freshness and his "predictions" before last season
>>63770229
Which one are you lad
>Carlton passing
wew
>>63770233
It's funny because other than Essendon, Port and GWS he was just about spot on with everything.
Like me he was pretty switched on with AFL knowledge but all the haters just wanted to bring him down.
It's a shame he wasn't so thick skinned. I enjoyed his company.
Carlton won the draft desu senpai
>wylie buzza
Is that a real name?
>>63770303
For the picks they had to work with, Hawthorn was the clear winner for mine.
Essendon is the loser out of all this. I am "literally" pissed off with how much of a joke Dodoro treated this draft.
>>63770332
>>63770303
>picking winners before a few years after the draft
top pleb
>>63770318
>>63769613
I wish I thought of coming on spee sooner
>>63770343
Yeah I can see how someone who can't judge talent would think that.
I always knew Jack Watts would be shit. Always saw Judd as becoming a brownlow medallist. Knew Jeremy Cameron would be a gun full forward when I first laid eyes on them.
>>63769992
The talent >we need is "literally" pacey midfielders seeing as our entire season fell apart after Colyer went down.
>>63766934
>still oliver/weideman which is what everyone seems to be tipping for us is a very handy draft
can't complain in the end although not stoked either - I think oliver is the safe choice but doesn't have as big a ceiling as a couple of the guys we could have got instead
german crows fan here
how bad did >we do?
>>63770680
>Doedee at 17
>Milera at 11 even with Adelaide's wealth of small forwards
Pretty below average lad
>>63770752
fug.
>>63770680
made probably the biggest reach of the entire draft
milera should be ok tho
