>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Welterweight Main Event
Kelvin Gastelum (11-1-0) vs. Neil Magny (16-4-0)
Featherweight
Ricardo Lamas (15-4-0) vs. Diego Sanchez (25-7-0)
Flyweight
Henry Cejudo (9-0-0) vs. Jussier Formiga (18-3-0)
TUF Latin America 2 Welterweight Final
Enrique Marín (8-2-0) vs. Erick Montaño (6-3-0)
TUF Latin America 2 Lightweight Final
Enrique Barzola (10-2-1) vs. Horacio Gutiérrez (2-1-0)
Lightweight
Efrain Escudero (24-9-0) vs. Leandro Silva (18-3-1)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Erik Perez (14-6-0) vs. Taylor Lapilus (10-1-0)
Welterweight
Bartosz Fabiński def Hector Urbina via unanimous decision
Bantamweight
Alejandro Perez def Scott Jorgensen via rd 2 TKO(Leg injury)
Featherweight
Andre Fili def Gabriel Benitez via rd 1 KO
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Alvaro Herrera def Vernon Ramos via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Cesar Arzamendia via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Michel Prazeres def Valmir Lázaro via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
1st for TUF finales are usually shit
Schaub
3rd for shit card
2nd for based mexican fans
lapilost
>>63715764
Dem tits
I can't believe you yuros stay up passed midnight to watch these nonames. Seems like you'd end up wasting your sunday sleeping in.
>>63715754
was there even an overall winner for the TUF Blackzillians vs ATT season?
>>63715812
Look at this guy he isn't a real fight fan
>>63715812
>he needs sleep
Fall asleep for about 6 and i'm back up at 11 lad
it's fucking rey mysterio !!!
Have you guys noticed on this edit of the 194 promo, they show Jose Aldo when he said "whats a mob to a king"? It's not like that in the longer version that originally aired.
#USA #EASTCOASTBEASTCOAST #LAWMMA
#NEVERQUIT #SERRABJJ #WONTBACKDOWN
#JOINTHETEAM #HARDWORK #194
>>63715812
I just came home
>dat Lucha mask
awesome
I love turbo nerds that are also fighters
>>63715739
>>63715719
no shame re-post
There is no real combat game for PC only shitty Street Fighter and ripoffs
Some guy is doing a Muay Thai game.
Seems to be going good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmKNgxjulHQ
>>63715874
Were you out with your m8s? What time is it there? Do the bars stay open all night or is there a last call?
>mexican banter
>>63715880
how does a mexican wearing a lucha mask = turbo nerd?
would an australian wearing a sting ray barb be considered a turbo nerd too?
>>63715926
>stingray barb
Stingray barbecue?
>g'day mate, throw another Steve on the barby
>>63715926
cause pro wrestling I guess
>>63715902
housewarming party, it's 4Am and yeah bars stay open till the morning
>this fucker slaps your GF's ass
what do you do
Cejudo has good hair for heeming too
>>63715979
I'd bust out my seekers.
should i pop open the first red bull of the nigh?
>>63715764
>those nasty elbows
>>63716003
only if u mix it with alcohol
>teenage wasteland again
jesus christ UFC play something else
>>63715979
Call our bull.
>>63715813
Yeah, that Kimahri guy won via ronso rage spam.
>>63716020
>mixing stimulants with depressants
Enjoy your exploding heart.
>>63716046
>ronso rage
my sides
did gastellum actuall make weight this time?
Ameribros: church's chicken biscuits. great or greatest?
>>63716057
>implying they don't even themselves out
Did the Cotto fight start where is everybody?
>>63716081
Kelvin has one of the best dieticians in the business now. He is the guy that is getting cyborg down to 140 for her next fight and says he can get her to 135 without problem. He also isn't just a meme like dolce.
>>63715977
Good shit.
>>63716095
>tfw my only options for fried chicken are KFC and a Popeyes in Chinatown
>>63716081
Surprisingly, yes he did
>>63716125
2 fights to go
Stann: Fighting sloppy means fighting with your heart and soul
>>63716057
>drinking energy drink in the first place
>>63716043
>calling it teenage wasteland
Please die.
>>63716146
>KFC close to me closed down
why are all the KFC's disappearing?
at least theres a popeyes opening i think
>>63716146
popeyes has the best gravy imo senpai
>>63716146
>tfw my only fried chicken place closed down due to the owner having a breakdown.
Shame, their food was fucking ace if you avoided the pizzas.
>>63716125
Breh, look at this fuckin card. I honestly feel dirty, like I have a problem, because normal people would not be watching this absolute garbage.
>>63716146
I'm assuming you're in Toronto, in which case:
>he doesn't know about Electric Mud BBQ
>>63716146
>>63716178
popeye's does have some good potatoes. those biscuits are so dry tho
Link?
>>63715889
nice shilling you fucking faggot
>>63716146
>tfw my only options for fried chicken is kfc an popeyes in another fucking country
Is there any drinking going on in this crowd?
>>63716193
why not both?
pretty shit card desu senpai kek
>>63716213
>fucking Queen and Dufferin
Bro. I'm lookin to eat, not to set out on the Appalachian trail.
>>63716247
>mexico
No just rampant heroin usage
>>63716193
I'm only here for the co main and main, I'd be playing destiny while watching this but I keep stopping to shitpost in these threads and end up getting left behind during strikes.
>>63716178
i prefer popeyes cajun fries
>>63716247
well i was just drinking soda, but if you insist i guess i'll have a glass of whiskey
>>63716176
All the KFCs here are shit anyway, because they're all run by muzzies who make halal shit. All the food from the KFCs near me tastes fucking awful, nothing like what KFC in the US or even how KFC here used to be like.
At least I can get delivery from the Popeye's on Danforth.
>>63716247
/PureH20/ here
Fuck this I'm gonna grind that sweet cod double xp til Cejudo fights
>>63716255
Next week is pretty based
>Masvidal vs Benderson in the morning
>Tyson Fury fightan in the evening
>tfw all the workers at mcdonalds close to me are younger smalian women
>tfw their fat asses in the mcdonalds uniforms
fuark brehs
>>63716244
Hey, for a independent game is not that bad. Look at the physics in the last UFC is basically a piece of Indian shit.
Why did odds on Escudeiro jump up this fucking high? I remember him being @ 1.61 fav now he's @ 2.25. Did he look shit at weigh ins?
>>63716300
>tfw it's coming home
Fury going to rekt Bitchko
>>63716257
Eh, place is hipster as fuck and the staff are completely insufferable, but holy fuck do they fry up some good chicken. They're grown-up root beer is godly too.
Worth making the trek on occasion, just try not to talk to anyone there if you can help it.
>>63716283
>popeyes delivery
i fucking hate ottawa sometimes
when the fuck are we gonna get a mary browns
>>63716283
KFC in Canada doesn't even have fuckign biscuits. How can a fried chicken place not have biscuits?
>so what do they serve?
They have bread. Literally just bread.
I used to hate efrain escudero then I realized I just hate mexicans
>>63716301
pretty poor tastes in food and women desu
>all the canadians in this thread
>>63716283
>mfw my local supermarket only stocks halal chicken wings
>mfw we have 1 muslim on our entire island
I just wanted to marinade them in ghost chilli marinade and eat spicy wings and watch fights, but nah they gotta appeal to the shitskin who will probably bomb us one day, rather than just selling normal fucking wings to normal folk.
I refuse to buy halal shit, anyone who does is a faggot and a KEK.
>>63716340
I'm dying from laughter
>buttery bread
>>63716340
>"buttery bread"
>>63716340
>Literally bread
your more american than america itself canada
>>63716327
It's sad that this can be applied to pretty much every single decent restaurant in Toronto that isn't owned by a minority.
>>63716340
i miss those chicken bowls
>>63716355
you must be low test then
>>63716370
what happens to the beef that made the gravy in poutine?
>>63716340
>tfw people don't like fried chicken in Argentina
>tfw i have to cook it myself because it's hard to get
>>63716340
>buttery bread
>>63716340
>buttery bread
My fucking sides, easily the best thing I've seen all day.
>that chicken bowl
More like chicken bowel.
>>63716340
Biscuits are too decadent for disciplined Muslim palettes
Dude in white trunks has an uncomfortably large bulge
>>63716404
probably better than high cholesterol, blood pressure, and BMI
>>63716409
evaporates
>>63716401
You're not wrong, friend.
Fuck this city so much.
>>63716443
I was thinking the same thing, good strategy on his part
>>63716443
It's a Thai steel cup
>2015
>people still eat fast food
>>63716340
Shame too, KFC's biscuits are god tier
>>63716496
>people eat slow food
>ever
>>63716481
Are they legal? I thought it wans't legal to use steel cups
Anyone else notice stann call him gastelum twice?
>>63716481
Joe is that you??
>>63716507
I;m not sure how do they even confirm?
>>63716416
what's a good argentinian dish? I don't think i've ever had argentinian food.
>fried chicken
didn't knew there were so many african american here
>woke up late
>stream for few hours
>lift weights
>forgot to go to store
>everything is now closed
>tfw only have a 375ml crown royal left
>>63716496
>"It's 2015"
>"How is this still a thing?"
>British flag
I found John Oliver, you guys
>>63716509
I heard it, must be all the brain damage from getting heemed like a can all time.
I'm tuning in for the first time this week, and can't into the UFC site. I watched the prelims OK but now it's not letting me watch the main event.
Is the free 7 day subscription not good enough?
THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
>>63715750
low tier
>>63716542
just chug it all at once
>>63716573
you fucker
>>63716537
Fried chicken is everywhere in the US, you'd have to be insane not to think (real) fried chicken isn't delicious
>>63716573
Tease
![800px-Bifes_a_la_criolla_argentinos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XzEHJMx.jpg "800px-Bifes a la criolla argentinos[1]")
>>63716528
A slow cooked Bife a la Criolla is god tier.
>>63716573
son of a bitch
OFFICIAL FRIED CHICKEN SIDES POWER RANKINGS
1. MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY
2. CORNBREAD
3. GREENS
4. FRIES
.
.
.
.
90001. MAC AND CHEESE
>>63716553
John Oliver has a pretty low hit % 2bqhwy
Alri alri, UKbro looks like I got proxy stuff working at least somewhat
Looks like the geo-info is all prepped at the login stage only, so just need ot login with a proxy and for the rest of that session you're set.
Worked for me, at least...
http://pastebin.com/fztpeNEP
>>63716585
i got no mix breh
>>63716573
WHERES THE REST YOU FUCK
>>63716573
You are a bad man.
stream link?
>>63716606
>argentinian food looks like german food with a random pepper
maybe hitler is alive after all
sup /heem/ how were the fights so far?
>>63716618
>no biscuits
dropped
>>63716642
UHH TFI
>>63716528
>>63716606
But the best "dish" is Asado.
>>63716528
Don't they have that thing where they just grill an entire cow?
>>63716599
only had fried chicken in kfc, it's nothing special... maybe they serve us here the shitty stuff
>>63716573
reported
>>63716528
They have Argentinian steak houses fucking everywhere in Amsterdam for some reason. Like, there's seriously one of them almost every street, I have no idea why. I eat at them when I'm there on vacation sometimes.
I mostly get chorizos, empanadas, and a steak or mixed grill with chimichurri, personally. Bretty gud.
>>63716590
>>63716603
>>63716627
>>63716633
The original broadcast cut it out at this part you new goofs.
>>63716662
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
Conor tongues my anus
Holly Holm is going to get an angry phone call from Dana
>Holm at the Canelo-Cotto fight
>not at the UFC event
>>63716646
last 3 fights including stiff one were shit
![2do+Premio+-A+PURO+CAMPO-Mauricio+Eduardo+Tilcara[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NqPlzhx.jpg "2do+Premio+-A+PURO+CAMPO-Mauricio+Eduardo+Tilcara[1]")
>>63716667
>>63716709
Yeah, kind off.
>>63716671
In general, fried chicken is good but overrated. I loved it as a kid, so I'm guessing flyover countryfolk with gutter palates will still like it forever.
>mfw that QT filipina at A&W's
>>63716671
KFC is shit. A good homemade fried chicken, or from a proper non-chain soul food or BBQ place is God-tier.
>>63715750
include heem in the title motherfucker
>>63716717
she's so fucking hot with a little bit of makeup it makes no sense and my entire life has been a lie
>>63716646
Two spicy heems
>>63711687
>>63712753
then a dull wrestlefest
then a decent fight between Lappy and Goyito
and now this current fight is a bit mundane
>>63716737
>cooking that in front of the cows
fucking savages
>>63716671
I have no idea about the quality of chicken specialty restaurants in Croatia, but here in the US it varies quite a bit depending on where you go. Vast majority are franchises, so the quality is usually dependent on the owner (to a degree, the chain still has standards.
The stuff I'm talking about is some heart-stopping deep south style fried chicken. Authentic stuff is the closest you can get to cumming through your mouth
i'm out stream is laggin see ya mates
>>63716565
Someone please respond.
Why can't I watch this shit fucking fight?
>>63716762
>mfw not sure if referencing spice or spics
>>63716749
Check the bylaws. Live UFC threads don't need heem in the title.
>>63716646
jesus fuck she's so plastic she needs her shoulders to convey emotion
>>63716762
thanks Ausbro you the real mvp senpai
>>63716773
take care. have a nice evening
>>63716749
>keklombia being a newfaggot like usual.
>>63716778
>trying to acquire UFC through legitimate means
Son, lemme tell you something about the UFC....
>>63716662
Argentina not eating Ugi's
Diego by armbar
>>63716814
Uriah Hall is really shit isn't he?
>gets punched in the face
>muh eye! Ref stop the fight so I can recover from being hurt by a legit strike!
>ya'll mothafuckas terrorists.
what's heem?
>>63716833
Well at least I didn't waste money. I just naively assumed that maybe having a membership would let me watch most fights.
Now I know better.
Got a stream for a newfag?
30 - 27 Silva
>>63716862
You think she's the kind of girl that take it in the butt?
>>63716862
did she get her eyebrows done at the ufc card tonight?
>>63716883
Streamwoop my nigga. Never ask again. If you don't bookmark it, thas yo ass.
>>63716737
this looks photshoped desu, picture is so weird
>>63716857
that looks fucking awful
>>63716862
what is more groce in that pic
the eggs
the banana
the girl
MEXICANS BTFO
>>63716857
To be honest, Buenos Aires City is a peruvian/bolivian nation now.
It's over for us. The real Gauchos are outside the city.
Peruvian food is bretty gud though.
>>63716909
Noted. Thanks.
>>63716912
I think is the DOP of the photo.
>tfw too much of WECaboo to pick against the dalmatian man
hey guys pleb fan here
what time is the main fight?
fell asleep during that shitfest of a fight
>>63716923
The eggs
>13-6
>13-6
>13-6
>13-6
>13-6
>>63716618
>not having buttery bread #1
into the >>/trash/ it goes
Wait who the fuck won?
>Uriah Hall sitting next to Demetrious Johnson
>close up of Uriah
>Uriah drags DJ into frame
>Camera pans up
LAFFO
>>63716999
mexican
>>63716967
The Main Event tonight is shit. The Co-main and the flyweight before it are the real fights to watch.
>>63716517
>mfw immediately knowing that was Jury when only seeing the top of his head.
Guys...maybe i need to take a break...
Anybody else not watching the fights? I'm just here because of the Comfyness today.
>>63716857
>poor people pizza
smash es mi pastor
so /heem/ while we wait, what are Condit's chances of taking the belt from Lawler?
>>63717020
I'm sick of you comfyjerks leeching off our positive vibes!
>>63717014
who is jury again
was he the guy cowboy beat in that awful match like 6 months ago
>>63716964
wew lad
>>63717014
His body is fucking great
>>63717026
smash es mi gardener
>>63717043
Jury was looking real good up until he shit the bed in the Cerrone fight. Hope he returns to form.
>>63717011
thanks
in what time do they fight?
its 5.39 am already here
>>63717038
Sorry, here have a comfy heem
>>63717052
>fili submission
were u drunk?
>>63717014
>
nope, your perfect bud.
though recognizing jury is weird,
I wonder how he will look. cowboy showed him up in all aspects of fighting and he claims to have learned 5 fights of lessons in it, if true he will be ready for good fighters now.
>>63717030
>Jackson Wink MMA
I'd say pretty good
>that peru "house"
it actually looks really comfy
who is the most handsome mma fighter?
>dat lions roar
jesus christ UFC
>>63717087
Let's just say you should throw some gyros on the firepit you call a kitchen. It's gonna take longer than the journeys of Odysseus, so get a qt suitor and get comfy.
>>63717105
he must have a few subs on his record
Peru mentioned! I will now post the only Peruvian MMA heem I have.
That contrast between Peru and Chicago
>>63717077
kek
i feel sry for the peruvian, the shithole he lives in... i really hope he wins
>>63717121
>mfw I've been one of the last people left in almost all of these
forgot to make picks for this one though
>>63717030
35%
lawler has so many FOTY candidates, figure this fight will start off as a strong contendor
>>63717087
Probably a little over an hour
>>63717082
he taught at this smelly gym i went to in san diego. he was mean to me even though it was my first day and was trying my hardest.
I want peruvian guy to win because I feel for him
>>63717110
isnt he dropping down to featherweight? That Cerrone beatdown must have really put the fear in him.
>>63717166
anyone got case murking kikuno?
>>63717166
>Yancy
Sad story desu
>>63717166
that is fucking disgusting jesus christ. Did he died
>>63717153
>>63717184
thanks m8s
Let's go Peruvian dude. That whole Inca shit seems cool as fuck.
>>63717189
kek, what happened
is there a webm of the manhoef ko last night?
>>63717216
>>63717166
now i know the sauce of that taima gif
>>63717171
tbqh Peru gets a lot of shit, but it's not nearly as bad of a shithole as HUEzil for example.
>>63717189
Jury always seemed like a cocky faggot to me. I loved watching Cowboy meme on him.
>>63717208
naw man
>>63717206
this
h
i
s
>>63717254
Peru is top tier when it comes to grilling and being gay.
>>63717231
no, but heres an instructional webm from Brace 37: I present how not to defend a slam
>>63717254
forgot pic
>>63717231
I can just imagine JJ taking the most perfectly cylindrical and odorless poops
Hose-A vs Hose-B
>who cares?
>>63717285
Guess they really know their meat.
>>63717171
yeah, and I felt bad for Luis Palomino getting wreked twice in WSoF.
guess it's either fight or play dota 2 down there
>>63717294
>how not to defend a slam
>not the gaethje/deanda fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBbUouX7F0I
>>63717298
that looks pretty cool how the pant goes to the road like that
This shit isn't fair. The Peru guys trained at some shitty gym made out of carboard. The Mexican dude trained at a high caliber gym in the US.
>>63717116
>hover as fuck
bones why?
>tfw you will never be able to see UFC 1000
Why live?
>>63717342
Peru has natural wall so they don't need training to keep mexico away
>>63717325
it's like he wanted to get powerbombed
"Six figure UFC contract"
Really are they still saying this shit?
>>63717353
The Singularity is coming in 2045, so if you're in a high enough earnings bracket, there's a shot.
>>63717368
Who's the best Peruvian fighter?
why is there 4 rounds lads
>>63717268
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/8/7/9116133/former-ufc-lightweight-contender-myles-jury-drops-featherweight-leaves-alliance-mma
I don't even like the guy, why do i know so much about him?
>>63717400
So you're telling me there's a chance?
>>63717353
at the rate we are saturated with events I wouldnt be so sure.
>>63717420
top lel
budget cuts?
>>63717398
based
>round 1 of 4
Is this a new thing for TUF?
UFC 1000... the return of GSP
>>63717353
it'll only be around 70 years or so, just hang in there and have your prostate checked and get regular colonoscopies.
>>63717392
*if you win every one of your next 4 fights*
missed the intro, who is the peruvian, im guessing the browner one?
>>63717420
This is what is referred to as a "Mexican Championship Match"
>GUDI-EREZ
How difficult is to pronounce Gutierrez for an American?
>Wrestlers
>>63717457
it's called affirmative action you bigot
>>63717438
More like one in a million.
>>63717420
I foresee draws, draws everywhere
>>63717423
oh sorry Ameribro I thought I was replying to another guy.
>>63717457
5th if they tie 2-2?
>>63717353
>implying the UFC won't go out of business in a few years after Ronda and Conor get BTFO and all the casuals jump ship because they have no overhyped meme fighters anymore
I'm surprised at how good the Peruvian's wrestling is. I thought Peru was shit at all things sports related?
>>63717442
poor lad in the red corner can't even afford a stool
>>63717474
"goo-t-perez, hurry up on the dishes" is how it's pronounced here
>>63717230
i gassed out half way through my first no gi class and he made fun of me behind my back with all the dude bros. i wasn't complaining or asking for extra instruction. the dude i was rolling with was basically teaching me the basics while miles was clowning me with his friends and playing with his phone.
>>63717496
There's always gonna be superstars.
>be smart, move around.....mangos
What the fuck is this?
peruivan will win because >cinderella man
Why the fuck there's 4 rounds?
>This Mexican in charge of TDD
>>63717515
I tought i went something like "Gudi-EREZ please fuck my wife with your strong indian muscles"
>>63717490
No worries m8
>>63717519
>tfw submitted to a neck crank
>>63717519
>tfw I am at a great BJJ gym with the coolest coach ever
feels good man
>>63716622
Yuck, looks like Neulion might implement stream level geo-controls of some sort because I've had two timeouts at exactly 20 minutes in now.
>>63717523
Why does it say 2 of 4 rounds? Is this something new?
>>63717519
thats not surprising, hes offically made my shit list of fighters I hate the most
1. Jake Shields
2. Cathal Pendred
3. Mighty Mouse
4. Myles Jury
5. Jared Rosholt
>>63717552
it was a long con
now we get to fuck half black chicks
4 round fight??
Don't know why more fighters don't try to cover their opponent's mouth/nose when they take them to the ground and can't throw in good punches. That shit tires niggas out.
>>63717561
>teaching Newbies Neck Cranks
thats just fucking dangerous
>>63717590
It's a TUF rule. This fight has to be an 'exhibition' and you can get away with that by having the fight be non-standard rounds (2 rounds w/1 'sudden victory' on the show)
>>63717543
in case there is a draw after 3. 4th is a tie breaker like on TUF episodes
>Lanklets in charge of not getting beaten up
>>63717610
I thought it was smart to go up against a 260 lb wrestler when I was 160 lbs and drunk
>>63717605
I would just throw short hammerfists to soft targets like the nose or the ears.
Shit hurts like a son of a bitch and battering the nose can hurt your breathing
When did 4 round fights start happening?
I better not be watching this for two, four round draws
>>63717596
I have serious doubts you're fucking anyone
>>63717626
I dont like training with westlers they go to hard. Let me drill the technique a couple times jesus dude chill out
>>63717596
someone screencap this and add it to that swekeks screencap for great justice
>BE SMART
>BE SMART
>BE SMART
>SE INTELIGENTE
>SE INTELIGENTE
>SE INTELIGENTE
>>63717519
Seems the type. He also seems dumb as fuck. Like, borderline illiterate. I remember he was doing a breakdown of a card a while back, and he was struggling like a retard to say half the fighters' names. I specifically remember him pronouncing Glover's last name "Tex-arra".
>>63717658
yeah i forgot about the consequences
Nothing worse than a "wrestling" fight
>mfw I realised that TUF brazil or TUF latin america is basically bum fights/felony fights as its a promise of fame and money for a bunch of favela monkeys and other poverty stricken men.
>>63717582
i missed your original post but that sounds unexpected. When I used a proxy on ufc.tv i just clearly my cookies and used a proxy to get to the login screen, then take the proxy off to submit my login details. Then i'd use the proxy on the page i wanted and take it off as soon as the player loaded.
That's probably no use to you but thanks for trying
>>63717693
yeah well at least I didn't elect a communist you faggot
gonna go get another coffee, lol
>>63717697
found the cajual
Peruvian guys really needs to go down to a lower weight class. He's really small.
>>63717705
B-but what about The Memest?
FUCK LET'S GO PERU
>round 2 of 4
>round 3 of 3
Good production quality, why not do away with the clock graphic and just stick a picture of Ronda on the ea cover with the word "CONSUME" below it.
>>63717705
Bumfights are modern classics. Way more entertaining than the fights TUF produces.
I thought there were going to be 4 rounds
>>63717727
same
>>63717722
Hm, could be just my shitty australian internet. I'll play around with it some more.
>>63717725
Go to bed, Myles.
How would you feel if cejudo loses tonight?
>>63717561
i tapped out to non-jujitsu moves just because i was so inflexible and everything he tried to show me hurt
>>63717761
>Dana in charge of accurate round counts
>>63717761
where do you even get a t shirt that big
Is he any good? I know he's an Olympic Gold Medalist wrestler, but hows his stand up?
>>63717792
he's really overrated anyways
I tapped to side control once.
>>63717808
he can bang. he mostly bangs actually
>>63716862
>what do you want for breakfast
>an egg
>AN egg
>>63717808
meant for
>>63717792
>>63717806
Turns out the Terror attack is actually just having Roman Reigns be champion for 12 months, before dropping the belt to Sheamus.
>>63717803
your mom's closet
Ive been lurking for liek 2 months. What the fuck is /heem/
>>63717803
In America
>>63717832
She has clearly already eaten one of two eggs. Just look at that egg-eating grin.
>shitcago wrestling
>>63717808
Are you talking about Cejudo? He's batshit insane and I'm surprised he makes weight. Dude's going to fall off quicker than anyone ever once he loses.
>>63717806
I wanted to laugh but then i remembered the AMIA/DAIA terrorist attacks on ArgieLand.
Not even South America is safe of this mudslimes.
>>63717822
my coach can tap dudes just with good side control pressure. I had it done to me and when done right you can barely breath and it crushes your rib cage
>>63717846
look up heem sleepy
>tfw didnt buy fallout 4
>bought starwars BF
eitherway i was fucked
El fuerte our second fighter in the ufc, but being honest he is going to get rekt in ufc if he doesn't start training other things from wrestling
>>63717846
Healthy
Eating
Except
Mondays
It's a reference to Joe Rogan's diet
>>63716862
Fuck I don't know what is it about Joanna but she's so fucking fine. Like I'd rather fuck her than any of my fav porn stars. Like I don't know what is it about her, she's not even that pretty to be honest pham.
>peru (gay)
>>63717878
Fallout 4 is miles better.
>>63717803
Walmart carries up to 6x
>>63717842
i heard from some mma fighter that some mandrama champ got hurt irl and they are gonna write him off in their story
and peru needs to learn better G&P elbows
what a meme sport
>>63717832
She had 2 eggs at least m8, look at all tha yolk on the plate. She hasn't even touched the yolk yet on the one she is currently eating.
>>63717846
Hugely
Erotic
Engorged
Men
>dat fuckin 10-8
english motherfucker do you speak it?
>>63717846
you cant handle the truth
>>63717897
she looks like she enjoys it
and she's polish so you know she takes it in the ass
He just made enough pesos to not have to dig another ditch for at least 3 years.
>>63717878
>bought both
happy with both
>30-26
>Going into MMA without any TDD
>>63717846
Highly
Educated
Effeminate
Males
>>63717874
Tired as fuck and tried 4 google searches. Yall freemasons i know it
Wait, is the main event seriously 4 rounds? what the actual fuck?
>>63717878
I-I bought the new Starcraft game...
OFFICIAL FALLOUT POWER RANKINGS
1. FALLOUT 2
2. FALLOUT NEW VEGAS
3. FALLOUT 3
4. FALLOUT 1
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9001. FALLOUT 4
>watching a peruvian guy not even good enough to play soccer wrestle for 15 minutes
>wearing a retarded hat
>another Latino TUF fight
HOLY FUCK WHO CARES
Have any of you ever fantasized about being a World Champ in the UFC?
I find myself shadowboxing like an autist sometimes.
>>63717905
thats why i wear black undies
>>63717897
>Not Lena Ovchynnikova
Speaking of which UFC Debut when?
Lose yourself, best eminem song
>>63717968
Handing
Eastern
Europeans
Money
It's what I do in De Wallen
>>63717905
Do they carry them in every Walmart in the states or only select areas with high obesity
>>63717985
NV>3
never played any of the others
holy fuck this card sucks i can't take any more of these shitty mexican fighters
>>63718013
all the latino channels this is playing on do,
think of it this way, we only get 2 a year, tuf brazil and LA that get this shit ass format. they should be on the prelims, as the prelim headline
>>63717985
Memes aside, Fallout 4 is fantastic.
>beaner rock
>>63718018
that's why i eat enough fibre and whip properly
>>63717985
Fuck no
1-Fallout 3
2-Fallout New Vegas
3-Fallout 2
4-Fallout 4
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9001. Fallout 1
>>63718016
This Webm pisses me off when I remember that after the fight Big Foot did his typical hue routine of saying he went into the fight injured and then got busted for steroid. Fuck Bigfoot, that stupid, jelly bean headed, no chin having hue faggot.
Link?
>>63718058
>whipping yourself when you shit
Woah, that's pretty hardcore nigga.
>>63718032
Nice. Hate how people think prostitution and weed are only legal in jew town though(amsterdam)
>>63718057
>c'mon and ZOOM
>>63718033
Only select areas with high obesity rates. So every Walmart in the States.
>>63717985
Fallout 4 is the best so far. 1 and 2 are dated, and 3 and NV are surpassed in every way by 4.
>>63718067
Yeah that pissed me off big time, I'm glad Mark heemed him in the rematch too.
>tfw will never cut with a bunch of bros while you prepare for your UFC debut
>>63717985
>4>3>NV>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2>>>1
>>63718057
i had the biggest crush on keiko
>>63717985
could max landis be any more of a tryhard nerd hipster douche?
>>63718124
he certainly did
>>63718058
whip it
>>63718094
Eh, I mostly just go to Amsterdam because I have friends there, and there are a bunch of girls there I like and see regularly. I hate all touristy shit in Amsterdam and most of the asshole tourists there as well.
>>63718104
but everything was better before!!!
>>63718104
>God Tier: FALLOUT 1 &2
> Shit Tier: FALLOUT 3~4
>>63718156
>implying you wouldnt be just as mad
Its like going to a heavy metal concert and complaining its too loud
Is Juicy Silva any good? I see he's only lost to good fighters.
>>63718163
Kekd at filename
>>63718057
>>63718099
Jared and Pablo were too athletic for the rest of them whenever they played those games. David a shit.
>>63718131
>you'll never be surrounded by flopping dick in the high school shower ever again.
Why is she so perfect bros, I love her
>>63718161
>maybe i could be your gf tonight
>>63718161
The way he falls is funny as fuck, that night was filled with funny looking heems.
>>63718184
its like going to a metal concert and then tippy typing away on your phone about all the posers is what it's like.
>>63718087
be nice m8 it's 4am
>>63718167
Yeah no i ment the general stereotype. Meet people and they go ' OH YOUR FROM HOLLAND? YOU EVER GO TO AMSTERDAM TO FUCK WHORES N SMOKE WEED'
>>63718209
>shilling with all your might
>>63718209
these women need to be more careful about who they interact with on social media
>>63718131
had the same thought
if you use anything other than unarmed characters in fallout you need to leave this thread because you are not /heem/
>>63718209
> fightfu
heem lurker confirmed
>>63718240
I always confuse you with the czech republic so I'm usually more confused why a bunch of stoners would bomb a marathon.
this tale of the tape music sounds like a shitty pump up the jam remix
>>63718174
Honestly, FO 1 and 2 and FO 3, 4, and NV are completely different games. Entirely different genres. I enjoy both for different reasons. I've replayed FO 1 and 2 recently and they're still great, I'm enjoying 4, too.
Serious talk now, why are all these latin american fighters so shit, sometimes I feel like I'm watching a regional show
>>63718210
>>63718279
> PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP
>>63718272
Nah man. Chill people in general over here. Also tall ^^ 6'5" masterrace
>It's a "TUF Latin America" episode
>>63718293
FO2 has so many extra fun silly bits to it. Every time I replay it I discover something new. Super funny moments when playing as a minimum INT character.
>>63718310
PUMP UP THE JAM PUMP IT UP PUMP IT
>>63718272
Did you just confuse czechs with chechens?
Am I being baited here?
>>63718203
>david
>>63718057
>>63718144
looked her up out of curiosity. bitch got fat
>>63718240
Oh, yeah, no, I'm aware that they have that stuff in other parts of the Netherlands (and other places in Europe, for that matter) as well. I have a friend who was a window girl in De Wallen, now retired, who used to work in the RLD in Utrecht before it got shut down. I hear they're planning to possibly reopen the Utrecht RLD, though. It was on boats, wasn't it?
this card needs Maldonado vs. Pendred
>>63718272
>He think Czechs are the same as Chechenians.
>AMERICANEDUCATION.WEBM
How many more fights till the main event?
>>63718339
I liked how in some situations, being a retard was actually advantageous in 1 and 2. Like how you could talk Harry out of attacking you or bring you to the lieutenant by being dumber than him.
>tfw you are literally drinking in order to make this night bearable
>>63718294
a better question is "why do the UFC think the only way to increase their presence in small markets is to give some can a meaningless tittle"
>>63718364
zoe got kinda hot
>>63718389
czech republic is where amateur porn comes from
>>63718370
Fuck if i know im from groningen. Used to be security guard in province of utrecht but never really went into their capital.
Amazing how hot the prostitutes are in groningen though some are 10/10s
>call of duty using Paint it Black to advertise their game
That's like Independence Day using the Star Wars theme.
>move around, move around
world's worst translator
>>63718436
holy fuck I thought she had the largest ears ever before i clicked that picture
>>63718436
got dang. yes she did
>>63718449
i give you 50 kroner and maybe you show me a little bit of your tits
>>63718414
>Superb ground skills
>no known weaknesses
kek.
>>63718436
*kinda old
FTFYFGT
can Scott Jorgensen be our version of JUST?
>break minor rule
>when the ref's stopping you from doing it you illegally kick the other guy in the face
border wars in a nutshell
Almost got a toe hold there
we ufc 190 right now?
>>63718485
Reminder that The Chris outgrappled the best jiu jitsu fighter in MMA
>>63718414
at least the next 3 fights are interesting
also holy fuck vitor looks juiced to the mahfuckin gills
>>63718485
Roided HW Vitor > Old Brazilian
>>63718485
in the gi
Who /sneakinginacheekyrewatchofRouseyvs. Holmwhilethishumpingfightgoeson/ here?
Guys help I wanted to carb load before I worked on this 250 word essay and I ate three slices of buttery bread. I think I overdosed and I'm getting a yeast infection.
>>63718104
Fallout 4 on normal is far far too easy. I had to turn it to at least hard to make it feel like anyone was a serious threat after a few hours. Plus there's no hardcore mode, which was disappointing after there was such a great system in New Vegas. I'm just waiting for the modding community to start working and pump out things that'll keep me playing for quite some time
>>63718485
19 Steroid Vitor > Weidman
>>63718569
fuck I wish I was doing that. link?
>mfw people keep telling me Cejudo finishes 50% of his fights
>his finishes are in his first four fights against megacans
>opponents' records are 0-7, 4-8, 4-12, 1-20
>can't even finish regional circuit cans after those fights
Give me one reason why I shouldn't have bet $20k on Juicy Silva.
>>63718485
>>63718539
>>63718554
>>63718556
But that Chin though, The Chris hit him with everything, Vitor was never even close to being out.
>/sp/ in charge of having good taste in vidya
Top lel. BO3, Madden, Fifa, Fallout 4. Everything you faggots play is absolute garbage. Wii U 3DS master race here. Who wants to squad up in Splatoon?
>>63718580
Could Weidman beat Jones if he was roiding on Romero levels?
>>63718577
>tfw used to be deathly afraid of getting breadcrumbs near my nose because of that guy with half a face
>>63718611
Bet 20k on Magny family
>>63718577
only one cure, Anon
>>63718104
Fallout 4 is absolute garbage
>>63718635
>playing anything other than Rocket League and Fight Night
>>63718645
oh god yeah that fella gave me nightmares too. fuck you ripley's believe it or not!
>>63718611
Doesn't matter, because he's certainly able to wrestlefuck nearly anyone he fights into a living death. He's never going to be able to finish top competition because his striking is far behind his wrestling
>>63718485
>tfw Herb Dean wanted Weidman to ride out the rest of the round (fight back!) this way to make Vitor pay for his cheating (FIGHT BACK!), but felt it might be too obvious so he had to stop it (That's it! Stop!).
OBLIQUE KICK
>>63718642
Romero doesn't roid, its all natural m8.
>>63718577
Is buttery bread a new meme in the making?
>>63718611
>1-20
how the fuck do these guys still get pro fights?
>>63718611
>1-20
Holy shit that's true
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Miguelito-Marti-134475
>>63718577
drink bleach to kill the yeast colony in your stomach.
when is cotto/ginger starting?
>>63718674
Alright, /v/. How so?
>>63718494
Damn...bummer.
Anyway, what's that freckly broad look like nowadays
>>63718642
Weidman is juicing too and I think he'd split 50/50 with old Jones. New roidprime Jones is probably completely untouchable at LHW. No one will even touch him from now on.
hey /heem/ i setup an old reciever and my speakers are kind of week in the upper frequencies. can i just throw some tweeters on another channel or maybe wire them in line with the existing speakers?
>>63718710
I already like Buttery Bread almost as much as Corn To the Core.
>>63718645
>>63718688
Explain pls.
>>63718720
pretty soon undercard just finished
>>63718539
maia, thus why i want to see chris versus jacare and werdum in time. basically all time grappling goat
>>63717985
>tfw /heem/ is full of dirty casuals
Anyone here interested in some light sparring?
>>63718687
FEBO is so based. Literally half my family live in canada now and miss the food. And i never had me a prostitute. Scumbag twin brother has fucked like 30 of em and he never got scammed.
GOOD CARD DANA
>>63718754
nah bro you need to recombobulate the counter-frequencies with the hydrospanner and reverse the polarity and shit
Guys, between Magny and Gastelum, who do you think consumes the most buttery bread?
>>63718777
>Mfw Cain said he is better than Werdum everywhere
>Didn't want to grapple with him
I hate when fighters say this
>>63718688
Does anyone remember that should about urban legends that used to have campy reconstructions and that deep voice guy doing voice over. It was hosted by a blonde lady and they used to have questions on before the ad breaks.
I'm sure it was called something like urban myths revealed
>>63718800
Sorry mate, I don't go light. I only have two gears; Neutral... and 110%
>>63718687
>tfw friend went to lose virginity in Amsterdam on our trip
>tfw we bought him a prostitute
>tfw she put a condom on his dick, sucked him off, and kicked him out once he came
>tfw he was too beta to ask for the insertion we paid for
>tfw he was still happy because it was the first time a woman had ever touched him
Those bitches will try to rip you off. Hotter than typical prostitutes I've seen elsewhere for sure though. Much cheaper than American whores too.
>>63718829
Gastelum, Magny doesn't even look like he finishes his plate the little pussy.
No one eats more buttery bread than Johnny "bigg buttery bread rigg" Hendricks though.
this fight is worse than houston alexander vs kimbo slice
poor mexican fans
>>63718848
Is that screencap from tonight?
>>63718848
please post that stream senpai, please
>>63718829
Don't do this.
>>63718814
I would literally murder a baby to have a FEBO around the corner from me. Like, I wouldn't want to do it, but they'd put the baby in front of me, and I'd be like "sorry, little dude. Gotta have my kroketten", then break his little neck.
I may have a problem.
>>63718759
http://www.charonboat.com/item/191
Holy shit I am struggling to stay awake. I have no idea how you Britbong madmen are still hanging in.
These past few fights have been garbage. I've actually caught myself reading a book a couple of times.
Is there a worse champion in the history of combat sports?
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>>63718800
>that guy who asks to light spar with you and then goes 110% when you're wrecking him
>>63718824
one of those words is from star wars
>>63718878
Groningen is way better. Not a tourist shithole like amsterdam. These hoes mean business. Fucking hot as poor russians and polish bitches staying here for a month or two making shit loads of cash and then go to college in their country
bahahaha
this robbery
>>63718940
Tim Sylvia?
David Menne?
>staying to get keked in the post fight interview
>>63718903
It makes me sad that my Rigg will never be quite as bigg as Johnny's.
>>63718921
Someone stop this before one of them breaks a hip.
>>63718921
shit stoppage
>>63718965
At least they fought regularly.
>>63718878
Yeah, you gotta know how to find the good ones. There are some honest girls, believe it or not. it's just hard to know how to find the, if you're not a seasoned degenerate like me.
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>>63718997
>>63718997
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>>63718932
I've eaten 4 slices of buttery bread and now I feel wide awake, buttery bread really is the way forward.
Use the discount code B U T T E R Y B R E A D to get 20% off your first purchase of buttery bread from Onnit.com.
Wish holland had better mma fighters. Manhoefs pretty good but only in shit tier organisations. Struve is fucking boring to watch and overeem is to cocky. The way he lost vs moon chin silva.. used to dominate in k1 and shit like that but nothing worth mentioning in ufc besides overeem. He just lacks mentality
>>63719071
Theres still Spong.
>>63719138
Ur right but hes not in ufc is he
Can someone give me link?
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