mlbtraderumors
etc.
More like gook umpball edition
>>63691835
legit out, m8
What a shit national team
Fun tournament though
This asian dude needs to shave his "mustache"
>>63691846
international baseball is always fun
That Park home run was a bomb, he has a nice swing, he'll probably be decent. Fat ho Lee looks fucking awful at the plate though, and he's fat as fuck. Seop seems alright, classic gook aoki type. Also he has a sweet orange bat
oh and Kim looks bretty gud too.
I think that's everyone that is trying for the MLB next season, maybe
Based Kang has started a new gook era
>yfw they all bust
>>63683811
That's the Washington Walgreens.
>>63692125
>having your logo be the walgreens logo
>The Nationlels
prepare for epic comeback
THANK YOU BASED TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>63692150
I always preferred the DC logo over the curly W
>youtube chat is a bunch of people saying USA isn't the best in baseball
Oh good god this is hilarious. They seriously think this Z team is supposed to be a representation of our baseball talent.
oh shit submariner coming in
>>63692341
The chat is hilariously bad, like shooting cancer directly into your veins as opposed to smoking it
You have to admit that USA chest protector is fucking badass.
a lot of these koreans have similarities in their swings, at least aesthetically.
>>63692856
The Asian leagues are all based on Japanese baseball traditions, form, and conditioning.
SHUT
THE
FUCK
OUT
>IOC official one of the medal presenters
Baseball back in the Olympics for 2020 confirmed
>>63691904
Twinsfag here
Can't wait to see Park take advantage of that low left field wall at Target Field; we've needed right-handed power forever
any of you lads see this?
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25382304/bryce-harper-may-be-nl-mvp-but-he-cant-pronounce-meme
Bump
>>63693272
I just don't know what to say
>>63693272
WHERE'S
>>63696807
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxt1RY9Bh7I&sns=em
>>63694627
Enjoy based Aussie m8
>>63694627
I'd give her a bump ifyaknowhumsayin
>>63698134
>look mom I posted it again!
>wake up
>no amazing USA comeback
fuck, just not ready
sup brehs
truly dead
I'm not gonna make it lads, so many days
Lets go over the post-WS results shall we
>Doyers BTFO
>DG commits soul-suicide in Hell
>Harper unanimous mvp but can't meme correctly
>fish-faced fuck BTFO by le A's trading away another good player meme
anything else?
Pic memerelated
>>63710074
that chart is wrong as fuck
>>63710107
Ginger detected
happy birthday ken griffey jr
>>63710074
Keks
>>63710107
I didn't make it
also
>doyers fans mad that they got "robbed" of Cy Young awards
you don't know the pain
pic related :^(
Stan Musial and Ken Griffey Jr. are both from the Donora, PA. Both played the same amount of seasons and are in the HOF. They also share a birthday - today.
>>63710238
So will Griffey burn in hell too?
Checkmate, Resd fans
>>63710230
Remember people saying he didn't deserve it last year because he "faded" in September? Keuchel was far worse in September this year
>>63710238
Only two more years until the cycle repeats itself
>>63710238
Stan Musial has 50 more war, Griffey absolutely BTFO, not even close to the best player from his little hick town
>>63710282
People underestimate how good Musial actually was
>.330 BA
>OPS over 22 seasons was .001 less than Pujols after 15 seasons
>3630 hits
>1377 extra-base hits
>1951 RBI
>725 doubles
>177 triples
>Bill James' HOF monitor that rates how likely a player is to make the HOF has him 1st
>fewer strikeouts than Ted Williams despite playing 4 more seasons
>>63710421
Musial has the same amount of hits on the road as he does at home
Are you guys ready for all the contrarian hipster thinkpieces defending voters who refuse to select players on first ballot?
>>63711820
>GRIFFEY PLAYED IN THE STEROID ERA, THEREFORE EVERYTHING HE DID IS INVALID
Please. The only thing he was ever on was Brain & Nerve Tonic
>>63712050
I think he was hospitalized OD'ing on fish and mopeds
>>63712050
GOOD LORD!!!
>>63710107
it's old as fuck too
>>63711820
but griffey is not particularly great
not much better than kevin brown or andruw jones
>>63712050
>being delusional
there's a pretty good chance he was on PEDs, just like literally everyone else
>>63714294
eat out my ass bro
Did Bonds and Clemens take 0.4 grams more steroids than everyone else? Is that the problem? Did they take it for 2 weeks longer? Did it contribute to more than 10% of their career WAR? 20%? And if so, how do they stack up when you subtract accordingly?
All pointless.
People don't hate "proven" PED users for cheating. They hate them for making themselves question whether their favorite players also used PEDs. And in their minds, as illogical as it is, it's unforgivable.
Just deal with it. They earned their way in to the HoF before they ever started using, they used at a time when many other players were using, they were doing it when it wasn't even against MLB rules, and there is no way to remove the shadow of doubt from other great players who were never proven to be doing it. It was a shitty, confused era, but the best in the game for that time deserve to be recognized for being the best.
BBWAA are faggots.
>>63710230
Robbed implies that there was a clear winner in the first place
>>63714294
> Griffey gains like 30 lbs
> Suddenly hits 54 HRs
> succumbs to debilitating injuries in his early 30s.
> "the natural"
He was a great player but he roided out too in the late 90s.
>barryfags
lol!
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.
griffey fags are truly the worst
>muh natural
>muh 'kid'
>muh 'deserves 100% of the votes'
my fucking sides you fags are delusional
>>63716282
Classic
How many more days until the start of the season and Kershaw's WS title run?
>>63716629
those are two separate things, and only one will happen
>>63717512
Fuck off DG 2.0
>>63691818
oh yeah this was a fun match
>Derek Jester will go into the hall if fame before :
Clemens, Trammel, Maury Wills, Schilling, Clemens, Mussina
LOL
>>63717592
>being a proxyfag
>>63717628
we were happy when we beat the japanese
>>63717619
>0 (zero) NL Cy Young Awards
>>63717746
>have most consistent season of any pitcher in Major League Baseball with the lowest earned run average since Maddux in 1995.
>Give it to a memer in Chicago out of pity.
Gonna love to 2 watch Arrieta regress back to his 4.5 ERA self.
Remember when people said Dickey was gonna rival Kershaw for Cy Youngs for a 'few' more seasons... Lmoa
Fuck you
>>63715463
Good post
I think it's egregious that Bonds and Clemens aren't in the hall when they were the most dominant of their era. Did they roid? Yea, but they were likely HOF's before they started roiding. They also put up insane numbers that are impossible to ignore. They should absolutely 100% be in the hall.
>>63717864
gonna love watching Greinke pitch for the Giants :^)
Last digit confirms how many WS the Dodgers will win in the next 10 years
>>63715463
>they used at a time when many other players were using
>steroidfags will never fail to whip out this baseless made up claim
>>63717864
>Remember when people said Dickey was gonna rival Kershaw for Cy Youngs for a 'few' more seasons... Lmoa
>implying he wouldn't have if he stayed in the national 'league'
>>63718012
.... Clemens didn't roid
>>63718512
and OJ is innocent
>>63718512
I mean, it's pretty widely accepted that he did. But then again no one ever proved it so oh well.
>>63717619
Jeter is overrated but he is 6th in the all time hit list and has 5 rings.
How is he not a first ballot?
>>63719466
>venezuela has internet
>you will never be a dying child at Lurie Children's Hospital who receives a smiling poop emoji from a smiling Anthony Rizzo
Why even live?
>>63719712
barely
>>63719466
Who's your favorite active player mr venezuela
>>63719466
5 rings (a team accomplishment) should get you into the hall of fame? Lol
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/sports/wp/2015/11/19/what-bryce-harpers-next-contract-could-be-worth/
>15 years, $450 million
>>63720752
Them jack zduriencik feels
México wins.
>philly
>>63717619
Jeter had a better career than schilling and mussina won't get in because no one likes using advanced stats
Jeter is 6th all time in hits
He is in the top 5/10 for all offensive shortstop categories and has over 70 WAR
He is a first ballot hall of famer
You should have said
>Jim fucking rice is in the HoF but these guys aren't
Also you don't have to count his rings, as a doyers fan, I know it must burn your soul seeing them.Come talk shit when your team does something relevant in the playoffs with all its money
remember that time DG said the Dodgers had a bye week?
>Fall of the Ottoman Empire
>The Titanic sank
>2 World Wars
>First trans-Atlantic flight
>Hindenburg disaster
>Digital watches
>Microwaves
>Color television
>Harry Caray was born...and died
>Theory of general relativity
>Commercial aviation
>British Empire dissolved
>Quantum mechanics
>Nuclear power
>Mickey Mouse
>Haley's Comet 2passed...twice
>Man went to the moon
>The NBA, NHL, & NFL were formed
>Chicago teams from each of those sports leagues have won championships
>4 states were added to the Union
>3 US Presidents died while in office, 1 was impeached & 1 resigned
>Soviet Union forms...and falls
>Every current MLB ballpark has since been built
>The Red Sox began, and ended, their curse
>The Boy Scouts were founded
>Pluto became the ninth planet...and then had the planet label revoked
>The moving assembly line is introduced
>League of Nations was founded...and eventually replaced by the United Nations
>Talkies
>First World Cup is played
>Women's suffrage
>Segregation ended
>>63721607
My favorite >cusb stat: Arizona became a state, built a stadium, formed a team, and a won a Series before the Cubs did.
>>63718044
Rebound
Second to last digit is the number of additional entries
What are the worst teams to be fans of
>>63722755
your team
>>63721373
Jeter is literally the worst defensive shortstop of all time
>>63722836
(not true btw)
I'm gonna miss the lovechild of CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee
http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2015/11/cleveland_indians_add_5_player.html#incart_story_package
>>63723091
So two lefties does make a righty
>>63721373
Remember that most of his flashy plays were because of shitty positioning and breaks.
He managed to make the world's most flashy plays of what would be a routine play for a good shortstop
Remember when the pirates got so rectal revagaed that newly minted Cy Young winner Arrieta was stomping them that they beaned him and then the butt fucker pirate got ejected and beat up a cooler since he couldn't hit anything else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipRMgjMekQw
Good times
>>63723129
Don you remember when Arrieta had the worst start of all the 3 Cy Young candidates in the 2015 post-season?
:DD
>>63723166
Nope, but I do remember Arrieta advancing farther than the other 2 Cy Youn Candidates in the 2015 post-season :^)
>>63723129
remember when cubs got rekt a week later?
>>63723166
Do you remember the Dodgers bye week and that time you took down this entire website?
>>63723393
Nope, but I also don't remember when Canada was relevant in any real sports either.
I do remember the Cubs winning Manager of the Year, Rookie of the Year, and the Cy Young though. Good times.
>>63723413
>daddy memeike will never refute this
>>63715463
Nope. It's a zero sum game. You cheat, you're out. Nothing "confusing" about that.
>>63718012
>impossible to ignore
easy to ignore, actually. They should just blacklist these roid faggots already. Get rid of em.
>tfw if Bonds, Sosa, and Clemmons didnt shit up the 90s/early 00s with roid rumors then Griffey would be a literal lock for 100% vote.
What is the difference between a Dodgers fan and a baby?
>>63724428
>zero sum game
dictionary bro, come on
You mean zero tolerance, but you're too busy being wrong about suspected PED users to stop at being "confused" with just one thing.
>>63724461
A S S C H A P P E D
S
S
C
H
A S S C H A P P E D
P
P
E
D
>>63724526
a baby's less asschapped
>>63724554
a babby will stop crying eventually
>>63724578
noice m8
>>63706894
Scherzer?!?!?
>>63723166
Don't you remember he also had the BEST start of all 3 Cy Young candidates in the 2015 post-season?
What did he mean by this?
>tfw this faggot is trying to take Daddy Greinke's place
>tfw Daddy Greinke will never return and tell us about how good the Dodgers are while telling us to fuck off
>>63726863
>tfw disregarding advanced stats
>tfw chicks dig the long ball
>Nava dropped by the Rays
>>63734872
Homos BTFO
>>63723166
Do you remember when the Cy Young and MVP winner blew the entire Doyers season?
>>63734872
he asked them to let him go so he can come back to play for the red sox and the city and fans he loves he's a very selfless player and a real leader
daniel nava sucks
>>63738739
delete this
If you Dodgerbros think the Dodgers are going to be elite anytime in the next 5 years, you are going to kill yourself in disappointment.
Josh Donaldson is the AL MVP and there is nothing anyone can do about it
>>63739612
Jake Arrieta is the NL Cy Young and there is nothing anyone can do about it
it's so cold in here ;_;
btw the Dodgers just signed some Cubans if anyone cares
https://twitter.com/JesseSanchezMLB/status/668552173576318976
>>63720438
No, but being 20th all time for oWAR, 6th all time for hits, having great postseason numbers, and having more offensive franchise records than any other Yankee in history should get you on the first ballot. And before the "he only did this because he played forever meme" comes up: Derek Jeter is one of only 4 players in the top 20 of oWAR that played 20 years or less. The other three are Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, and Ted Williams. That's some very good company. Jeter is also the only person in the top 15 of all time hits leaders that played 20 seasons or less. It also only took him 15 seasons to reach 3000 hits. That's hardly stat compiling. And before you bring up his defense, I can name several all time greats that have terrible defensive metrics. The fact of the matter is that defense isn't nearly as valuable as offense is. And Derek Jeter is the only person that I've seen defense cited as a reason why he shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame.
>>63742667
>doyers sign more island niggers
What else is new
Twins Guaranteed as one of the AL wildcards next year right?
Hey guys, is Drek Jeter going to play this upcoming season?
I'm a Yankees fan btw
tfw ded thred ded gam
>>63745102
In what fucking world
>>63746846
2016 MLB season
Just need a little pitching to shore everything up
They have a great young core with some other relatively young but seasoned established individuals
>>63747053
ur mom has a great young core that I established my seasoned individuals inside of last nite m8
>>63745102
No. It'll be Astros and Indians.
And yes, I am indeed implying the >rags will win the division.
>>63747199
got em
>>63747263
>Darvish back
I don't see anybody disagreeing
>your favorite active pitcher
>his strengths
>his weaknesses
post
>>63750148
Bumgarner
Everything
Nothing
guys its cold and theres still no baseball for 5 more months
>Dave Roberts next Doyer Manager, probable 3yr deal
I don't know what to expect, he's in for a tough job. It's gotta be a real collaborative effort with Friedman.
>>63747289
>file not named THIS IS NOT MY RING
>>63750858
>guys its cold
>this flag
>this post
Bitch it's in the 20s here
>>63750148
Felix
good changeup and pitching knowledge
inconsistency
>the city of Dave Roberts
Dodgers went after a likable former Dodger with first-hand experience of Bruce Bochy's managing style on two different NL West teams. Good move for them. It will suck to boo him, but he'll get his one round of cheers from Giants fans before then.
>>63750189
I'll just say I'm glad it's Bochy and Righetti watching his innings. They get the most out of him before taking him out, and he respects them enough that he won't bluff his way into facing another batter if he isn't actually ok.
>>63723109
>>63722836
At no fucking point in that post did I mention his defense because it was bad.
At no fucking point did I praise. I praised his offense, the thing that makes him a first ballot HoF
Its like the voters for any award even know how to grade good or bad defense, so that will never come into question. These are the same people who gave palmeiro a GG when he only played 23 games at 1st
FUCK YEAH DAVE ROBERTS
WE STEALAN & RUNNAN NOW
>>63751037
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL RING
>>63750148
Chris Young
Flyball/Homerun rate
Flyball/Homerun rate not in Kauffman.
>>63750148
dickey
knuckleball
knuckleball
>>63750148
>le thor
>GOAT
>non
>>63750148
Koji
Them fucking Ks, high fives
Age ;_;, Orioles/Angels
>>63751881
>only one of them has more hair than LeXplorer
>>63752017
i hope tampa lets brad miller grow out his luscious mane
>>63751316
Fucking brilliant m8
Toppest of keks
>>63750148
>Adam Wainwright
>DAT 12-6 curve
>injuries
>>63751881
god the middle one is so sexy
>>63750148
Rich Hill
Dat sexy curveball
He hasn't been a major league starter in about 8 years
>>63752189
Corey is talent and Kyle is skill. It reflects in their faces
Who the fuck is Dave Roberts and why do I not care that he is managing the Dodgers?
>>63752413
The first non-white manager in Dodgers history and a universally well-liked guy, that's who. As a Giants fan, I'm not happy about this news.
As long as your team hasn't completely forgotten how to run and their legs haven't atrophied from disuse, they just got better on the bases.
>>63752413
>he doesn't know Dave Roberts
underage casual
>>63752413
I'm really grateful to Dave Roberts. When I first got into baseball and started doing fantasy on Yahoo, he was a great pick up because he stole a lot of bases for me. My team sucked, but getting stolen bases from him in Roto-style fantasy was helpful.
Also,
>Roto fantasy
Never. Again.
>>63752943
>Dave Roberts SB
noice m8
Guys, I miss baseball
>>63721607
>Haley's Comet 2passed...twice
heh a 3rd one will go by before the cusb win another ws
>>63747199
So does your mother
>>63750148
NL:
>Clayton Kershaw
>Greatest curveball in the history of the sport + greatest strikeout pitcher of his generation + greatest control pitcher in the history of baseball + literally the greatest baseball player to have ever taken a breath.
>I can't think of a legitament weakness that isn't associated with an Internet meme.
AL:
>Yu Darvish
>Most dangerous pitch repertoire in all of baseball + the best braking balls in all of baseball + one of the greatest strikeout pitchers of his generation.
>The Texas Rangers defense + his command
>>63753315
Here's your (You)
>>63753105
markydubois.gif
>>63753315
Kershaw got BABIPd hard w/risp this year which explains his runs allowed being higher than the others. His other peripherals w/risp are better than they are without risp so it just came down to bad luck from the babip gods. Truly a shame.
>>63753392
Oh wow, another idiot that doesn't understand and/or completely overvalues BABIP
Fuck you
>>63753406
Which Stat do you want to not overvalue? RA9-WAR?bWAR?FIP?ERA?K/9?
>>63753440
Stuff that isn't BABIP
BABIP is a pure roto meme stat
It's a stat for the most uncultured and disingenuous baseball fans
>>63747199
>>63753454
Where exactly are you trying to get? through which measurement is Kershaw a bad pitcher? Before you say anything more let me remind you that Kershaw has the lowest ERA in the liveball era with a minimum of 1000 innings pitched.
>they will never face off in worlds eries
>>63753462
All I'm saying is that BABIP is stupid shit
I'm not saying Kershaw is a bad pitcher
Now you better shut the fuck up before I fucking make you, you fucking pussy
I'd fuck you sideways, faggot
You'd stand no chance, pussy
I'd fucking eat you alive
>>63753473
Fuck off
>>63753315
Can't wait for Trump to deport your ass
>>63753501
rude
>>63753454
oh and WHIP is also a roto meme Stat. Literally born from rotisserie baseball and an excellent metric to measure a pitcher.
>>63753469
We almost got the see Kershaw v. Felix and a Greinke v. Kuma in the early interleague last season. Maybe one day. >>63753493
Lul faggot I have double citizenship and about to get triple citizenship once I marry a dumb white person. Step up senpai.
>>63753508
>person
confirmed gay
>The Mariners continue to pay Felix Hernandez millions of dollar to keep them barely above .500 instead of trading him for a shitload of top prospects
>They are unironically choosing to completely waste the career of one of the best pitchers in the game in order to keep their farm empty and their budget tied up with an ace's salary
>>63753519
>tfw he can request a trade at any time
>tfw he's loyal and loves us
He was so excited at the end of the 2014 season. Fucking texas couldn't pull their weight
>>63753519
Not like they'd trade for quality prospects anyways
>>63753540
>Preferring to keep your ace instead of building a contending team
He's only going to get worse. Every year, his trade value goes down.
AL Central 2016
1. Royals
2. Twins
3. Indians
4. Tigers
5. White Sox
>>63754554
AL Central 2016
1. Royals
2. Indians
3. Twins
4. White Sox (Chris Sale)
5. Tigers (Miggy is the only reliable offense.)
>>63747053
I see we're starting early with the Twinsposting
>>63754554
This is the year for the tribe m8
>>63755236
I'm a royals fan mate I just think it'll be a close race between twins and the indians for the 2nd wildcard. Think the twins will win.
>>63755242
I dont see it man. The Indians have the best rotation in the American league, and a pretty good lineup with Kipnis/Brantley/Santana/Gomes with the addition of a full season of Lindor.
>>63752413
literally go to google and type in 'the steal'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBZeU46LL4
Does anyone want Jon Jay?
>>63750148
Corey Kluber
>his consistency and repertoire
>the Indians offense
>there are people that don't think Bonds belong in the Hall of Senpai
so the new fangraphs prospect guy is shit
>>63756027
Professor Farnsworth?
>>63756027
Hi, this is Dan. Go fuck yourself.
>>63756250
What is it with you Dans knowing exactly when and where people are talking about you? Creepy desu.
>>63756027
Kiley has a special place in my heart as he held our hand during the Yankees farm system turn-around. But Farnsworth is pretty good too.
>>63755940
We can only hope
But even if Cano has had the best intentions as a Mariner, one long-time friend who spoke to him recently says the second baseman is not happy in Seattle, especially with a new regime in charge there now, and that he’d love to somehow find his way back to New York.
top lol
>>63756734
http://www.rotoworld.com/headlines/mlb/487028/Cano-unhappy-in-Seattle,-wants-back-to-NY
>>63756734
>>63756744
>NY tabloids
>unnamed source
>good friend of
>John Harper
yoo rofl
bibbity babbbity bagoo
baseball shibba shagga
FUCK
i'm not gonna make it bros
Is there going to be any Thanksgiving rumor news or is everyone just fucking off until winter meetings?
Tiggers are busted and the Sox already blew their load on Kimbrel, I want to know where Chapman ends up.
>>63757210
I got to play catch with my dad this weekend, there should be enough daylight hours for more when I see him again for Thanksgiving.
I miss coming home from work and meeting him and playing catch until the sun went down at 9pm.
If anyone is interested in Fallout 4 there's a computer terminal where you read an old newspaper article from 2077.
Basically Boston have not won a world series since 1918 in the fallout universe. Gets to the world series in 2077 and has a 3 games to none series lead over Texas.
Game 4 never happened because that's where the great war started and everything was nuked.
Not sure if any royals fan made a webm of this so I did. Pretty pointless webm but still.
>>63757313
not one
not two
but three world series appearances for us
>>63757313
Salvy's a beast
Kendrys el diablo
>>63757342
Here's a webm of the 3 too.
Shitty FPS too but i'm pretty bad at making webms.
i'm so glad the dodgers hired not-mattingly
world series here we come
>>63757405
>not-mattingly still starts Crawful and Frankenstein Monster-ified Rollins/Utley and plays Van Slyke and Kiki off the bench.
>Tells Joc and Puig to steal more bases but never teaches them how to
>Honeycutt gets fed up and starts sacrificing relievers to satisfy God
>>63756706
>mfw the Raidniggers leave the Coliseum
>mfw Mt.Davis is torn down at their expense
>A's win the Worlds Eries
>Jints fans get shook harder than their mom's puss in '89 and start flooding back to Oakland
>mfw all this happens in one year
>>63757455
crawful is going to get fed to a volcano, rollins and utley are both done
joc and puig may or may not get their heads out of their asses
and with an infinite budget we can pick up plenty of minimum pay relievers to sacrifice
better start building an aztec temple in LA to get ready for it
this fucking nig nog is going to run the club into the ground
>>63756734
>dfw you see your ex and he's a Seattle Mariner
>neither the nationals nor the dodgers ended up with bud black
So what's up with Florida baseball? I thought old retired folks and cubano immigrants liked the sport. Are the Rays and Marlins just that terrible?
>>63757499
tfw oakland will crack 100 losses in 2016.
Can't fucking wait
>>63757812
>Are the Rays and Marlins just that terrible?
Yes
>mfw nigger manager
>>63757812
Florida has always been terrible for sports. They just don't show up to games for some reason, probably because old people don't have the energy to go and Cubans can't afford it.
>>63757812
Rays are not in tampa they are in a suburn 30 minutes from downtown. They gave everyone 65 and older free admission during the 2nd half of the season to get old fags
Pick related for the marlels
>>63757904
wow, a 30 minute drive, what a nightmare
>>63757870
When is the last time a nigger manager won the WS? I texted my mom that and I just got called a bigot
>>63756734
Cano for Ellsbury deal confirmed
WS here we come
>>63757946
Blue Jays
>>63757904
>>63757913
Myself and plenty of orange county Dodger fans drive out for games
45 minutes at least usually
If there's fans, they'll go to games
so there just aren't fans
>>63757988
>1993
>1988
for fucks sakes I guess my NL team is not going to win the WS anytime soon. fuck niggers
>>63757946
how many black managers are there idiot
>>63758057
and knowing how long they stuck with Mattingly, he'll be here for at least 5 years
>>63758094
One is too many
Guys
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2015&month=0&season1=1871&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=14,23&filter=&players=0
>>63758489
Ted Williams is truly first, but Trout is second for sure.
>better than young A-Rod, Griffey, and Pujols
For us modern baseball fans who got to see them play, that really puts it into perspective as to how good Mike Trout is.
>mike trout will get busted for PEDs in your lifetime
>>63758662
>mike trouts neck will grow large enough to consume his entire physical body in your lifetime
>>63758697
>he doesn't train neck
>>63756320
he completely fucked up with the braves prospect rankings
>Toledo Mud Hens hire Lloyd McClendon as manager
Ausmus is gone next year
>>63759192
MLB Network PR
@MLBNetworkPR
Former mgr Lloyd McClendon on @Mariners:“The org is moving in the right direction. I think they’re close to being a playoff team.” #HighHeat
Ryan Divish @RyanDivish 3h3 hours ago
How great would it be if Cano's "friend" that provided the "he's unhappy in Seattle" information turned out be A-Rod?
>Blow Gays traded the farm in order to choke away the postseason
>Will be lucky to finish above .500 in 2016
who /best interview in baseball a.k.a intentional talk on mlb network/ here
>mfw just ordered 2 large papa johns pizzas for mnf and picking up after this is over
>>63759931
>yfw Price comes back
>yfw Navarro comes back
>yfw Lowe comes back
>yfw Shapiro adds Cueto and Chapman for good measure
Its happening bros
>>63759348
>33 years old
>signed through 2023
WEW LAD LOOKS LIKE THE MEMEINERS FUCKED UP AGAIN
I was about to say maybe the Mets could work out a trade to take on some of the contract but fuck that shit.
>>63760065
>FO sells the entire future for one insane run
>120 wins
>Jints fluke their way into the WS and sweep the Jays because even year
>>63760112
Jays/Jints world series would be based regardless of outcome tbqhwyfm
>>63760127
kek: the post
>>63760150
You like that? Then you'll love this.
Jays/Giants world series would make so many people so very angry like DG or Sluggerbro so I support the matchup much like I did with the Royals this year. :^)
>>63760185
i didn't mean kek. i meant c.uck. god damn nu-moot
>>63760212
You tried to ruse me and instead I have become the ruseman, accept defeat and declare the Jays 2016 WS champs with Kawasaki playoff MVP and I might forgive you :^)
>>63760261
>Anyone but the Giants winning in 2016
>>63760261
many things have been said and done in these past few moments. It is quite obvious that your Jolly-John-Johnsonheimers have been Jiggly-Jostly-Juxtaposed, relative to the Bonkers that exist in a peaceful unclonked state.
>>63760288
NLCS will be a 2015 rematch, Mets vs. Cubs
ALCS will be two meme teams
MLBRosterMoves @MLBRosterMoves 4m4 minutes ago
.@Mariners sign catcher Chris Iannetta to 1-year contract; designate catcher John Hicks for assignment. #HotStove
BRUH
>>63756734
We'll gib Lelsbury
>tfw stove isn't hot
>tfw stove is only a bit warm
>tfw I can't even cook an omelette on this stove
;__;
>>63760932
tfw u stole my ji man choi away
>no more tommy hutton on marlins games
;___;
>>63750148
>Betances
>that slurve
>having to pitch every other game of the year
>>63760967
What? How?
>>63761045
If Miller doesn't get traded, and if Shreve can get his shit together the last two months of the season, the bullpen will be great next year. One of the few bright spots for the Yankees right now.
>>63761091
i confused you with mmr. thought you were an oriolel fan
>>63761166
>Not knowing what team each tripfag likes
What a fucking faggot
A source tells me that Iannetta is already unhappy in Seattle.
>>63761226
Not all of them make it so easy as >>63761120 and >>63753462
>>63691818
when was this?
@JonHeymanCBS 1m1 minute ago
ianetta gets $4.25M plus incentives. 1 year plus an option
WOOOO OOOOO OOOOO
ANOTHER YEAR, CUBBIES
ANOTHER YEAR AND I STILL HAUNT THESE GROUNDS
>>63761703
spooky
>tfw your /sp/ waifu is probably a jints fan now
>Shannon Drayer @shannondrayer 3m3 minutes ago
>Cano's agent called Dipoto this morning and told him report of Cano not being happy in Seattle did not come from his client.
is new york THIS desperate to get Cano back in NYC? lmao. just pathetic
>>63757984
Tacoby for Cano straight up.
Who says no?
I'm actually inclined to say the Yanks.
>>63759047
Eh. Seems like the way he valuate's pitching prospects(aka the Braves strength) is a lot different than industry consensus. Time will tell how wrong/awful he was. (I mean Weber top 5? Really?) However this is same dude that pegged Abreu, JD Martinez, Kang right. While most everyone else wasn't as high on them. So I at least have some trust in getting Hitters right.
>>63761940
Is that Peyton Manning?
>>63762288
Cano for Jacoby + CC + mid level prospect (Austin?)
The mets have 3 bumgarners (they are superheroes)
>>63761990
>Cano's agent
Jay-Z?
Kershaw
Greinke/Price
Ryu
McCarthy
Anderson
Wood
Frías
Yimy
Howell
Avilan
Hatcher
Chapman
Jansen
-
Find me a better NL bullpen for 2016
(you can't)
Find me a better starting rotation in Baseball
(you can't)
Score on these men.
(you can't)
>>63761432
bump
Find me a more controlled aggressive strike throwing closer in baseball
(you literally can't, because there isn't)
>>63763289
>>63763552
refute this
>>63723413
Greinke/Price
Tanaka
Severino
Eovaldi
Pineda
Nova
Warren
Mitchell
Shreve
Wilson
O'Day
Betances
Miller
-
Find me a better AL bullpen for 2016
(you can't)
Find me a better starting rotation in Baseball
(you can't)
Score on these men
(you can't)
>>63764122
Flukes.
Memes.
9/11.
Now refute mine.
(u can't)
>>63761990
>Seattlekeks are this dumb
>>63764205
>Greinke or Price in NY.
Find me a more composed intimidating strike throwing reliever in baseball
(you literally can't, because their isn't)
>>63764285
>jew yorkians need their tabloid headlines to feel validated in sports
>>63764323
Betances looked like shit in September. Poor guy gets used by Giradi too damn much
>>63764323
>their
new york education everyone
>>63764385
Are you acting like you wouldnt be thrilled if Cano left or are you just too fucking stupid to realize how shit he is?
mad about the royals?
>>63764411
>>63764463
Literally who?
>>63764671
One on the left senpai
Mets vs Os 2016
>>63764205
Grienke in new york? He'd have a mental breakdown
>>63764846
san francisco would support him and help his autism blossom
>>63764545
>implying all curriculums are created the same
New York education, everyone
>yfw the Cardinals sign Greinke and Heyward and manage to pry Freeman away from ATL with minimal losses to the farm
>>63765031
Nice use of the paint tool, Joel
Fucking dropped.
At least I'll never be as beta as mattygiles9 or bobby_sd_619
>>63765031
Whatever happened to the SAT?
>>63750148
NL: Tyler Chatwood
> dat heart and grit
> Voors
AL: Chris Sale
> dem K's
> home runs
>>63765033
that would be multiple world series no problem, too bad thats impossible
>>63765100
https://www.act.org/newsroom/data/2015/states.html
7th or better in scoring for each section
>>63765031
>showing this much ignorance
states where the participation is low tend to have higher test scores, because many southern schools want your ACT score while coastal and northern schools want you to take the SAT.
example, Oklahoma's average SAT score is 1697 (5% participation) while New York's average is 1468 with 76% participation.
>>63762510
no, some namefag who used to post in A's threads
she was pretty knowledgeable in baseball desu
>>63765143
BASED. only good part of the angels
>>63765143
>>63764323
It's still Jansen.
He literally walked 8 batters in 2015 you stupid illiterate fuck.
>>63765663
refute dis dick, daddy
>>63765732
DG is dead, do not respond to DG wannabes
>>63764460
I'd sooner trade Cruz desu. Cano was sick to begin the year, but he basically was almost keeping pace with Cruz's bat after he got his mojo back desu all while middle infield. Besides a bad burrito he ate in the offseason, he's been relatively healthy too. Call him lazy or whatever you want because he won't stick his nose in their and risk injury every play, but neither did Ichiro and we loved him fine.
>Rockies signed Brian Schlitter
>>63757520
>and with an infinite budget
>he didn't hear the Doyers are cutting almost $100 mil off the budget, starting with letting Greinke walk
>prices agent says toronto are favorites to sign him
i want off this ride
how does he do it
>>63766126
>Doyers can't buy a ring with 300 million
>Will have even less next year
ITS OGRE
>>63768267
>comparing players of different eras
> it is not mid-june
> you are not in the bleachers sipping beer
> the sun is not going to be up until 9:30
> there will not be fireworks tonight outside your window above the ballpark
>>63761432
wbsc final. the day of OP's creation. here are highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPSF_7xHJM
>>63768427
good post
>tfw no qt greinke resigning gf
>tfw no qt syndegaard boypussy to feast off of
>>63768267
>dat griffey plateau
an american tragedy
>ted williams will be cryogenically unfrozen and resurrected in your lifetime
>>63768489
those relics wouldn't last a day in this era
>>63757455
>Tells Joc and Puig to steal more bases but never teaches them how to
as if Dave Roberts is not the one person in the world who could get that fucking team to steal bases again
If the Dodgers don't go from a bottom 5 to a top 10 stealing team in 2016 they should probably just blow it up and start over because it would mean the players are too stupid to learn.
>>63769724
>only
Try the preceding two seasons too
>>63768531
>create Williams clone
>give him modern training/nutrition
>>63769741
Stealing bases is for faggots, talk to me about runners stranded, strikeouts, walks, and earned runs,..... AKA real nigga stats.
>>63769724
>>63770113
>time out, I need to relocate the fuck out of some goal posts
refute this without using memes (you can't)
Clayton Kershaw exhibits an Inverted L pitching motion, a motion that can create very problematic timing issues and lead to excessive stress on the elbow and shoulder, usually due to flat arm at time of foot plant as shoulders rotate
Kershaw's saving grace is that he employs a trick to help his arm catch up with the rest of his body and minimize the damage
However these "tricks" are needlessly complex and shouldn't be an excuse to mimic Kershaw's mechanics
>>63770166
>needlessly complex
Ayyy lmao greatest strikeout pitcher of his generation and 4 Cy Youngs don't give a fuck
Find a flaw.
(you literally can't)
Gayton Shitshaw will be forgotten the very second he retires
>>63770210
>multiple entries
>>63770466
In Cy Youngs? And hall of fame metrics?
I agree.
>>63765031
>Kentucky
Yep. Lived in Jefferson County growing up and the ACT was mandatory. When the scores came in I heard people bragging about getting 16s and 18s.
Of course the smart kids in the school got above 30s but because they were so few and the dumbkids outnumbered them vastly that under 20 happens.
>>63770210
I did
His pitching mechanics
They're needlessly complex to be made relatively safe aside from being dangerous
>>63752335
Lmao, context?
Hey guise, funny idea.
What if the Mets trade for Cano.
Even funnier.
What if the Dodgers trade for Cano.
>>63771638
Neither of those are funny.
Fat middle-aged Mexicans dressed like bumblebees and Little Lord Fauntleroy are funny.
>>63771665
"Funny" as in "quirky" or "interesting" you mongoloid. Learn your fucking language.
>>63771694
sorry boss, i do better job ness tine
pliz don repor mi to immigration ok?
is lonsh break soon ok?
>>63764205
>price
fuck off with that. We don't need another 30+ year old overpaid playoff choker
>>63769759
>modern training changes makes him use a cookie cutter swing and he becomes a career minor leaguer
>>63765143
>bobby_sd_619
>>63770210
>Kershit gets TJS
>Comes back
>Plays in postseason mode during the regular season
>Gets DFA'd
>Doyers eat his salary
>Fall to the bottom of the division
>>63763289
>Find me a better starting rotation in Baseball
Mets, Cardinals.
>Score on these men (you can't)
is this bait
>>63764323
>>63765663
>Imploring
>>63763289
>Score on these men
Fucking Matt Adams could do it. It can't be that tough.
>>63770210
>find a flaw
The NLDS
http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/ex-blue-jays-outfielder-eric-thames-wins-mvp-in-south-korea/
Is Korean baseball little league tier?
>>63773605
According to the OP, no.
<@:O)
>>63770210
>find a flaw
the NLCS
Who is the Homer Simpson of baseball fanbases? I'm talking about the Homer that didn't keep up with his team until six weeks in when he found out they were in the playoffs, then promptly changed into his Isotopes gear and re-entered the bar.
>>63770166
Bauer, pls just focus on your control
Tell me about DG why did he change his name to DK?
>>63777300
Because his lover Greinke isn't going to be a Dodger next season
Jerry Dipoto just really has it out for Mark Trumbo
I'm friends with Daddy Greinke, aka Heron, aka DodgerKlan. Ask me anything.
>>63778562
How many times a day does he ask to give you fellatio?
>>63778678
He hasn't gotten that far. He always asks me and other friends (when he's drunk) to do their best impressions of Greinke or Kershaw, and when we do it he gets this really pervy grin on his face. It's fucking weird. But sometimes when I'm drunk, I put a cucumber in my pant-leg and talk like Madison Bumgarner and it makes him cry.
>>63778562
>>63778736
What is his relationship with his Madre like. How hard did he cry after the Doyers lost
>>63778785
His mom is actually really hot. He gets pretty upset whenever I bring it up. But I also make jokes about her sucking Barry Bonds' big black cock.
He got shitfaced off of orange infused Absolut and Mikes Hard Lemonade after the loss. I tried to hit him up to get him to go out and be sociable, but he wouldn't answer his phone. When I went over to his place and knocked on his door, all I could hear was maniacal screaming (think if someone close to you died). Sounded like he was screaming into a pillow at some points and banging on something. Oh and I kept hearing him yell shit like "GOOOOOOAAAAAT, YOU'RE THE GOOOOOOAAAAAAT KERSHAW, YOU'RE THE GOOOOOOOAAAAAAT ZACK! DON'T LEAVE ME DON'T LEAVE ME" And I could hear this song blasting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dBu-OmRYKQ
It was disturbing, so I left.
>>63778910
He said he went to Venezuela after the doyers lost. How did that trip go for him?
>>63778934
He definitely did not go to Venezuela. I think when he finally got his shit together, he went to Burger King. At least I assume that much. He finally called me back. He was still sniffing and his voice was trembling a little bit, but he said he needed to eat something and he was at Burger King and that he was going to go home and try to eat a "sad cheeseboiga", whatever the hell that means. I think he was still drunk, he screamed and hung up the phone after I heard the call box in the background asking if they could take his order.
>>63779039
Damn...
How do you think he'll react when greinke signs with the Giants
>>63756734
>>63756744
Ha, fuck that faggot. That's what he gets for being greedy. He can rot in Shitattle.
I saw that post, yankee fan
>>63779114
Probably go back to doing a shit ton of whippets with computer cleaners. Surprisingly he's still a good typists when his brain is full of bubbles, so I'm sure he'll still be around. He just shits his pants a lot when he's hitting the nitrous oxide.
Gabagool
>>>63000000
Greinke/Price
Zimmermann
Stroman
Estrada
Dickey
Sanchez
Chapman
Miller
Osuna
Cecil
Boxberger
Soria
Loup
-
Find me a better AL bullpen for 2016
(you can't)
Find me a better starting rotation in Baseball
(you can't)
Score on these men.
(you can't)
>>63779356
>NLpitcherYouwant...me?.jpg
ayylmao
>>63779356
>Andrew Miller
>Loup still in bullpen
>Implying they'll sign Greinke or Price
>Loup still in bullpen
>Boxberger
>Loup still in bullpen
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-seasons-biggest-upset/
>>63764883
Still waiting for an on the mound meltdown to be quite honest with you family
>>63779356
>Greinke/Price AND Zimmerman
>Jays sign Scott Diamond to minor league contract
THE DIAMOND STANDARD
YOU MUST HAVE A DIAMOND ON YOUR ROSTER IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED ELITE
NOT SO FAST EVERYONE ELSE
>>63779549
>implying it would be entertaining
with the kind of disorder Greinke has it would be a quiet meltdown, he would just do something like run out of the stadium or not say another word and avoid acknowledging anybody the rest of the day
>>63779519
I liked how Sullivan brought up Guti's dominance in the 'cast.
The safe dropped 3rd strike and Gallo's Gallowing make that post
>>63780480
addendum:
Kershaw's pitcher reactions during those two events make that post
>>63779356
I really like this new meme
>Yankuck fans are literally begging for Robinson Cano back
I think Kimbrel's relative struggles with the Padres are a sign of arm degradation that is likely to worsen during the following season
Not a good trade by Boston
Helps that he's a reliever, but not enough, still throws very hard and pitches quite frequently
Pick two of these four:
Andrew McCutchen, Jacob deGrom, Lorenzo Cain, Dee Gordon
>>63780798
McCutchen and Cain
Easily
>>63780798
McCutchen and Gordon
>>63780705
Other way around
>Johnny CWAY-TOE
>>63780705
Read the thread faggot
>>63774257
Jays.
>>63780798
McCutchen and Gordon
hol up
u mean to tell me there are people
wait,
there are posters here who believe the mets starting rotation is anything above average, let alone a top 5 rotation in baseball....lmao
>DeShit
Scheduled for his second TJS Summer/2017
>Syndershit
Scheduled for exposition Spring/2016
>Matz
Straight up trash
>Harvey
just lol
lol.........
..........lol
........akhajakjaajkakjjhahhakjajjahhjajajahjahaj
>"Coach no way"
>"Let me in coach"
>"I feel good coach"
>"Coach I want the W"
>"pls"
>>63780798
Cutch and Cain
>>63780951
hol up
u mean to tell me there are people
wait,
there are posters here who believe the mets starting rotation is anything above average, let alone a top 5 rotation in baseball....lmao
>Stroshit
Scheduled for his second TJS Summer/2017
>Estrashit
Scheduled for exposition Spring/2016
>Dickshit
Straight up trash
>Sanchshit
just lol
lol.........
..........lol
........akhajakjaajkakjjhahhakjajjahhjajajahjahaj
"And it was at this moment the Harvey knew he'd fucked up"
>>63781029
>>63780968
>>63780951
Look at this butthurt faggot. Why do you make yourself look so foolish DG. You like this irl son?
>>63780849
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=robinson%20cano%20yankees&src=typd
>>63779039
>sad cheeseboiga
Holy shit I can't stop kekking
How hard is playing 1B?
>>63781210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b9rOji_PWY
lol
>>63781566
the least difficult fielding position by far, but when you have a premier defending 1B man it takes your D to the #nxtlvl.
See: A-Gon, Goldie, Hosmer
>>63781566
its easy as fuck, you barely have to move and theres an extremely small area of the field you are responsible for
>>63781650
>least difficult fielding position by far
I would say first base is 1 and Left Field is 1A
lol is Smoltz fucken high?
this dude just said he would support a 140 game MLB season...lol
Todd Ziel just called Buster Posey on pussy on live television.
Bobby Valentine still mad 3 months later about HoF second baseman Chase Utley breaking some glass-faggot's leg,
tune in.
>Jerry Crasnick@jcrasnick
>The #Mariners are working on a trade to acquire #Marlins OF Marcell Ozuna, according to MLB sources.
Jesus christ Bobby Valentine is a retard
>>63782062
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM TAIJUAN
>>63782080
>implying they won't trade Dadgut instead
Skywalker is our only hope, prospect wise.
Jerry Crasnick @jcrasnick 10m10 minutes ago
#Marlins are seeking a young starter in exchange for Ozuna, who has fallen out of favor with Miami owner Jeffrey Loria.
it better fucking be paxton and not walker
>>63782109
it'll be either Elias or Paxton. Walker is too valuable.
Trumbo+Elias for Ozuna+prospect
my guess
not really opposed to moving paxton desu. dude is too injury prone. elias is ok to slot in there.
not sure i'd waste the paxton chip on this ozuna guy tho. seems like the kinda hitter that would bust in safeco.
>>63752413
>Not knowing who Dave Roberts is
JERRY
DIPOTO
DOING
BIG
THINGS
Somewhere, Jack Z is watching all this and shaking his neck rolls
Goodbye Trumbo
Fuck off marlins
>>63782302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6MmyMMoG9w
>>63782359
WOW
Jerry is really doing it. Karns is not the guy. Its Ellias
Marlins are dumb as fuck
WORST FUCKEN ORGANIZATION IN SPORTS. OZUNA IS ARBITRATION ELIGIBLE AND NIGGA GETS CUKED BY THE MARLINS AND SENTENCED TO THE MINORS SO THEY DONT HAVE TO PAY HIM AFTER A BREAKOUT SEASON
>>63782359
>elias or karns
yes pls
>>63782359
This would rek our SP depth and absolutely necessitate that we re-sign Iwakuma and get another SP. I don't see M's doing that. They went to a lot of trouble getting Karns
2016
AL
>East
1. Jays
2. BoSox
3. Orioles
4. Yankees
5. Rays
>Central
1. Indians
2. Twins
3. ChiSox
4. Royals
5. Tigers
>West
1. Astros
2. Rangers
3. Angels
4. A's
5. Mariners
NL
>East
1. Mets
2. Nats
3. Marlins
4. Braves
5. Phillies
>Central
1. Pirates
2. Cubs
3. Cards
4. Reds
5. Brewers
>West
1. D-Backs
2. Giants
3. Dodgers
4. Padres
5. Rockies
You don't believe me now... but wait.
>>63782432
Thats why its Elias
>>63782359
>mfw The Dip trades Karns and Trumbo for Ozuna and two prospects
>>63782442
I'm reading it as Elias+Karns for Ozuna+___
Guess it might just be 1 of them
>>63782441
The only team you got right are the Phillies
>>63782432
Honestly if you swapped Ozuna for Karns in that deal, it'd still make perfect sense what they gave up in the end. Mariners need outfielders, and had middle infielder depth since Jack Z only drafted all those middle infielders that he tried to force to become outfielders. So basically they shipped Brad for an actual outfielder.
>>63782432
I'd rather have 5 SP than 2 OF.
>>63782552
that's because you're stupid
@DAVIDprice14
I can always tell the big rumor days...tons of mentions when I haven't even said anything!! I love you all BUT I'm going to play in Japan
Kawaii desu as fuck tbqh
>>63782552
So many starting caliber OF out there that you don't have to forfeit your 1st round pick for, oh wait.
>Jerry bringing dat heat already
Are you even trying, rest of MLB?
>>63782713
Dude is makign deals like hes pissed. A big "F YOU" to everyone on the Angels
LOL
>the city of TROUT
>>63782729
That's because he is pissed.
What do you think it is fampai
>>63782871
ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI ICHI
>>63782871
HE'S A MADMAN
E
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S
A
M
A
D
M
A
N
>yfw they trade Stanton
@StEvo_Shield
About to present to my college class about the @ARizzo44 Foundation. Picked an organization to try to spread awareness. Wish me luck
@ARizzo44 Nov 18
Anthony Rizzo Retweeted Stephen Smith
Good luck. Hope you get an A
>>63782895
God mode:
Kershaw
Everyone else:
Everyone else
You literally can't say anything
>>63782895
>tfw ICHI won't get his 3000th hit as a Mariner
>tfw no magical stars-aligning interdivisional game on perfect date with Marlins @ Safeco Field where we get to watch him break 3K
>you will never be this talented
Oh shit, I just remembered
Didn't it come out yesterday that the Marlins are shopping Fernandez?
that's a big what if, but it would be fucking crazy if he got traded to the M's.
>>63783085
do you EVER fuck off? Kershaw is going to get Felix'd and never pitch in a WS. face it bub
@NickCoCoFree
@ARizzo44 yo Rizz, what are the odds I strike you out with a cool 80mph fastball?
@ARizzo44 Nov 23
Anthony Rizzo Retweeted Nick Crawford
Not good
>>63783154
If a SHITTER like Harvey can pitch in the world series, anybody can do it.
@Tyler_Siebert2
@ARizzo44 How much do you miss John Baker?
@ARizzo44 Nov 23
Anthony Rizzo Retweeted Tyler Siebert
A lot
dan haren @ithrow88
@ARizzo44 who's the most handsome starting pitcher you guys acquired at the trade deadline?
@ARizzo44 Nov 23
Anthony Rizzo Retweeted dan haren
Got to think about that one
>you will NEVER be this amazing
Jerry Crasnick @jcrasnick 2m2 minutes ago
#Marlins #Mariners trade talks ultimately hinge on whether Seattle has a starter who can convince Miami to part with Ozuna.
Jerry Crasnick @jcrasnick 1m1 minute ago
Taijuan Walker not available, and James Paxton is a health risk. Would Roenis Elias or Nate Karns suffice for #Marlins?
just give him up already marlin fucking shits
>10:00pm: Frisaro now tweets that the Marlins and Mariners could be aiming to complete a larger deal than just Ozuna for a pitcher.
Stanton pls.
GET THIS SHIT ON THE MOVE JERRY
I'M HUNGRY
Dipoto, pls
I just got done with a 10 hour shift and I'm about to crash.
Make the trade happen already
>Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS 1m1 minute ago
>Elias in deal for ozuna was discussed as @clarkspencer said #marlins #mariners
IT'S HEATING UP
>>63783559
Greg Johns says nothing is imminent
>memeiners making moves for the 2016 AL West cellars eries
>>63783536
What you going to eat senpai
>>63783636
never trust people with 2 first names, m8
>>63783093
Sorry to break it to you but if he had wanted to go back to Seattle to chase 3000 he wouldn't have resigned with Miami so quickly
>>63783704
Oh, so you know him? You are part of his entourage? You got to maid cafes with him and eat Takoyaki together?
>>63783717
Kek
>>63783717
damn my eraser tool fucked up
>>63783704
They're probably the only team that wants him. I don't actually want him to play for us again except maybe as a one-day retirement thing if that's what Ichiro would like to do
>all these reports about Price wanting to come back to Toronto
>all these reports about Pillar/Revere/Pompey to CLE for Salazar/Carrasco
this twitter acct tho
https://twitter.com/BotStove
>>63784119
Bot Stove @BotStove 9m9 minutes ago
The Mariners never change. they still want a 5-tool guy. MYSTERY TEAM more than likely will be trade partner
HOW DO THEY KNOW
>>63783788
>Pillar/Revere/Pompey to CLE for Salazar/Carrasco
Not happening.
https://twitter.com/megrowler/status/669387232772358145
>>63784327
10/10 desu
@JoeFrisaro
Nothing confirmed but feeling I get is #Marlins covet #Mariners Taijuan Walker. Why this, if it gets done, could be blockbuster trade.
fuck OFF
Felix had a 1238 wRC+ in 2008
New thread where?
>>63783788
>Pillar/Revere/Pompey to CLE for Salazar/Carrasco
None of them individually is worth either starter and more than 1 is just redundant and doesn't fill out what we need enough. Doubt it happens
>>63784119
https://twitter.com/BotStove/status/669096009432215552
>Expos