Friday, November 20 2015
Home vs. Away:
Philadelphia vs.Charlotte 7:00 PM
Brooklyn vs. Boston 7:30 PM
Houston vs. Memphis 8:00 PM
Detroit vs. Minnesota 8:00 PM
San Antonio vs. New Orleans 8:00 PM New York vs Oklahoma City 8:00 PM
Utah vs. Dallas 8:30 PM
Phoenix vs. Denver 9:00 PM
Cloppers vs. Portland 10:00 PM
Chicago vs. GSW 10:30 PM
Toronto vs. Lakers 10:30 PM
>cloppers
>>63676529
I think you need to replace kerr with luke
>Loss Angeles Floppers
why Warriors games are always the last of the day?
CLOPPERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
RBL ABOUT TO GET SHAT ON BY THE SEXIEST PG IN BASKETBALL
>>63676573
Because they're primetime boi
https://streamable.com/ef30
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he is unironically a fan of the LA Clippers
>he is unironically 287 pounds
>>63676609
>he does it for glee
>he gets an asthma attack whenever his Clippers choke
How frustrating would it be to be a Clippers fan? I'm not even a fan and they piss me off with their choking. I just want them to live up to the potential they're capable of tbph
>Cliff Paul
>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage
>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)/
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
>>63676649
>Chris Paul unironically having your real estate agent brother sub in for you because you can't handle pressure
Does Blake have a twin that sells kias named Jake Griffin?
>>63676653
rip midrange
Finally my 2k10 strategy of chucking threes with the warriors is no longer a meme strategy
I want the Warriors to go 82-0
I want Steph Curry to win MVP again
I want Steve Kerr/Luke Walton to win coach of the year
I want Draymond Green to win defensive player of the year
I want Andre Iguodala to win 6th man of the year
I want the entire Warriors starting 5 to be named all NBA first team
I want the Warriors to sweep 12-0 into the Finals
I want them to go up 3-0 on the Cavs in the finals
Then I want Steph Curry to go for a fast break layup and trip and break his spine, turned into a vegetable until Sonya is forced to pull the plug.
I want Draymond Green to get caught raping a white woman and be executed.
I want Steve Kerr to get cancer and die a slow agonizing death like Flip.
I want the Warriors to collapse and lose the next 4 games to the Cavs by 50 points each
I want Oracle Arena to be ISIS's next target
After Oracle Arena is destroyed I want the city of Oakland to be leveled by nuclear fire
I want the Warriors moved to a new city and rebranded, never to bring Golden State another award
Lastly, I want Curryposter's livelihood ruined.
I want every second of his existence be utter misery.
When he can't take it anymore I want him to livestream his own suicide
Only then will I be satisfied.
>>63676712
>and only then I'll allow you to die
>>63676712
>yfw you will never be as alpha as Steph
>yfw no thick wife
>yfw no MVP
>yfw no CHIP
>>63676712
>forgetting they've moved once already
Philly was never the same
>>63676712
Wew
Have you been checked for extra chromosomes, son?>>63676694
Post your rare Curries
>>63676761
>tfw we missed out on steve nash 2.0 and kg 2.0
>>63676529
>Tfw the meme team gets defeated four games to zero in the finals after going 82-0 in the regular season and 12-0 in the first three rounds of the playoffs
>>63676806
>LeBeta
>not a meme player
M8, I...
>>63676841
Didn't even mention Lebron
There is one man who didn't play in the finals last year though
>>63676804
Is randolph out of the league now?
>>63676806
yeah, he's out in russia doing god knows what
>>63676868
Kevin Love is?
>>63676898
Cleveland? Russia? it's basically the same thing, poverty stricken and depressing
>>63676679
Mid range is the true meme. I'm all for offenses that minimize or eliminate it. It is pointless when shooters can step out and get more points and big men can get closer and have higher percentages.
>>63676910
Ayyyy
>>63676609
whats the lore on this 287 meme?
Where's that site that has a graph of how likely a team is to win based on their lead and time remaining in the game?
>>63678719
fat manlet cloppers tripfag actually weighs 287 pounds
>tfw wish I had a passion for kekhoop so I can enjoy this Warriors success
It's not the same.
>>63678792
What's it like to be an A's fan while the giants win every other year
>>63678809
The same as being a Giants fan in the 70s-80s when they watched the A's win everything.
>mfw old gen NBA 2K Today is stuck on Nov 15
>>63679859
Not your personal army.
>>63676573
Time zones. West coast teams play later.
Diamond Leung of the San Jose Mercury News:
Clipper star forward Blake Griffin said of the Warriors:
>"I wouldn't call this a rivalry. They're the better team. They have the upper hand."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAAk_M_5TuM
>>63676740
>yfw no thick wife
>yfw Curry's babby dick can't even handle all that ass
>>63682696
>implying he cant
>>63682721
>implying he can
dicklets and manlets can't handle a fat ass.
New Zach Lowe podcast!
Oh wait it's fucking Amin Elhassan.
>>63679808
no one here is old enough for that
>>63680865
>that nash photo
ayy lmao
>>63682735
what do you have agasin't amin he's one of the greatest baskeball minds of our generation
>>63683776
2 8 7 P O U N D S
8
7
>>63683776
Is he also 287 pounds?
>>63686141
MAVS JAZZ
>>63684633
top kek
Could Rockets somehow trade Harden for Steven Adams and Jeremy Lamb?
>>63687160
They should trade Dwight Coward.
Karl-Anthony Downs and Andrew Niggins are the best duo in the nba
>>63687191
D. Green + the MVP are the best
Genuinely amazes me how the Rockets are so bad. They look so dejected and lifeless and no-one can hit a shot to save their life. Everyone is scared to shoot leading to horrible passes.
le 75-7
Took the Rockets 8 minutes to get a FG in the 4th quarter.
go spurs go
>playing 2k16 as kings against grizzlies
>down by 3 with 1.6 seconds left on the clock.
>pass to belinelli as he breaks free from the pick and roll.
>sinks heavily contested corner 3 securing overtime.
>belinelli does the big balls dance he got fined for in chicago.
>my nigga.
Pic related.
did anybody else see that fucking retarded westbrook half court 3 point attempt to tie the game with 10.something seconds left?
>4 out of the last 5
What the fuck, do the Pelicans have the Spurs' number like the Spurs have the Warriors' number?
>>63687711
How i do dribble moves in 2k?
>>63687733
>doubting Westbrook
I bet he almost made it too
>>63687772
they're an ouroboros of basketball m8
>>63687826
Flick the right stick in any direction. Depending on what direction it will do a different move. I would go into scrimmage mode or shoot around mode and try out what the different flick directions do. Or watch the instructional videos.
>>63687733
Alpha as ffuck
Only a real man will have thw ballsto do that
>>63687843
it didn't even hit the rim ahahaahahah
>>63687852
>>63687772
spurs just match up poorly vs. pels. for one they have no rim protectors outside of TD. Last seasons Tyreke really exploited this, and this time it was Ish Simth lol
>>63687843
Every time I see this picture it strikes me how much he looks like an ape. And not in the "niggers niggers they all look like monkeys" way, this is very specific. Westbrook literally looks like a chimpanzee. It's his ears, I think, and the set of his eyes.
>>63676649
Who is this semen demon?
fuck i'm super high and wanna get food but I als owanna watch the warriors game rn..what do bros...
>>63676667
nope, he has his twin Taylor sub in, who sells volvos
Jimmy Butler fucking sucks
https://twitter.com/_Andrew_Lopez/status/667905661280329728
>It's official - #Spurs C Tim Duncan finishes with 0 rebounds for the first time in his NBA career. Played 19:11.
>>63687904
Nah he looks like a Turtle.
A Ninja Turtle to be exact.
>>63687465
>you will never wife emily bador
>>63687910
I went and got chinese during the spurs game
Stay btfo. I cant miss a steph game he is the goat and better than jordan
>>63687938
Holy fuck, you're right.
AD with a pretty block and clutch hustle play over LMA
https://streamable.com/8m6c
why is her hair so messy? did she just get done watching basketball?
>>63687954
Once you see it you can never unsee it.
>leave gs to me
Reminder that Dallas never had a 6 game win streak last season.
They are the real deal.
bahahahahah
ESPN doubting the mavs
too good
>>63687957
they just got done playing with her basket and she some balls if you know what i mean
>>63688191
>ESPN
They don't even consider Carlisle as a good coach.
Their opinions are shit.
>>63688191
Wasn't Matthews not even supposed to be back until like December?
It's fucking crazy he's already back and playing hard.
Post >yfw some team offers Harrison Barnes the max this summer and he leaves the Warriors.
>>63688281
He's struggling at the moment offensively but he's one of the guys who really made the Mavs a good defensive team, which is amazing despite his injury.
>>63688291
will be worth it when durant goes there
>>63688300
i like mavs fans
>go to game
>see this
what do?
>>63688311
Fucking hell nobody is this delusional for real, are they?
>>63688300
He was one of my favorite players in Portland. Hope Mavs have a good season for him.
>>63688355
they let go of ezeli and barnes and they can pay durant the max you kek
>>63688348
get her number
>>63688420
But half the reason the Warriors are so dominant is their depth. Why would they give that up for a glorified catch-and-shoot meme player?
>>63688348
That's a big ass
>>63688449
because why not get a better small forward and then just put speights as backup c? it's not like his stats are much different than ezeli's
Brandon knight has quietly become one of the better pgs in the league. Love their young backcourt.
>>63688567
He still chucks too much. I went to the Suns vs Bulls game the other day and Knight was constantly just running the floor, pulling up with 20 seconds left on the shot clock, and chucking up brick after brick. When him and Bledsoe actually work together its beautiful but they play way too much iso ball.
Got a money lineup rolling tonight. If buckets and lowry have big second halves I should get into decent money range. Hoping aminu can get to a double double too.
Coulda had a legit shot at huge money but I chose Lopez over marc gasol at the last minute who had a triple double.
>>63688648
Yeah his jumper can be off sometimes, but he still gets a lot of rebounds and assists. Him and bledsoe are gonna be one of the best backcourts in the league soon, if they aren't already.
>>63688903
I'm going to be so happy when that website shuts down
>>63688948
Why?
>>63688961
The advertisements everywhere are getting on my nerves.
go blazers
>>63688977
I haven't noticed them as much as I did at the beginning of football season. I have fun playing the contests.
>>63688499
>speights
>>63688996
They are literally everywhere. I even see them advertising for Esports betting
>>63687865
It seems really difficult for some reason
I flick and they just do a hesi most times
Clips choking again lol
Are mavs elite?
They're on pace to win 57 games.
Suck it Clippers
At what point are the hard fouls going to come out against the Warriors? It seems like you have to risk technicals and flagrants to beat them up a little. Only way to stop them, the way the Pistons stopped Jordan.
>>63689837
Metta World Peace will elbow Curry in the head.
Just wait
>>63689837
>thinking theres a way to stop the warriors
>>63689911
>the only reason the Lakers signed him was to go all Malice in the Palace on him
>>63689964
The Spurs seem to know how, or they did last season.
>Butler coming up gimpy after taking a jumper in garbage time of a loss
>Los Bulls
Can the Lakers stop the Warriors?
>>63690010
>someone was good enough to stop the warriors
>warriors win chip
>>63690025
They somehow beat them once last year
1. Magic
2. Oscar
3. Zeke
4. Kidd
5. Curry
>the Warriors are literally, unironically going 82-0
STOP
THESE
FAGGOTS
>>63689911
getting rid of curry doesn't stop them. even when he has bad shooting nights they still score over 100.
friendly reminder that cleveland without kyrie or kevin love won 2 (two) games against the memeiors though, and now they've also added mo williams. so if any team can beat them, it's LeBum. Or the Spuds
>barely surviving against the Bulls
Good luck beating the Spurs
>>63690047
people are getting way too excited about this streak. there have been way longer than 14 game winning streaks. why does it matter when the streak starts?
>niko
God damnit that game was winnable
Are there Curry rules yet? What are they?
>>63690071
Ya, in fucking JANUARY because the NBA literally gave the Warriors the easiest schedule of all time
>/nba/ thought spurs were going 75-7
>curry lurks /nba/ and read those posts
>decided to go 82-0
>>63690071
>Spurs
>losing against the Pelicans
>being half a game ahead of the Mavs
>Duncan has officially gone past the peak (0 (zero) rebounds in last game)
The Spurs are finished, to be real.
ima need this pic but with a warriors hat.
>>63690106
>i'm incapable of making my own pictures
>>63690071
>getting unironically BTFO by Ish Smith
>>63690106
Here you go you fucking lazy shit
Kawhi Leonard will literally kek the fuck out of this Warriors team.
/wingstop/
>>63690096
>mfw Kobr and Duncan both retire the same year
RBL FAGS BTFO
THAT WAS THE BEST SHOT YOU HAD
>M-M-M-MUH GAUNTLET
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63690081
The way to stop curry is just keep defending him and dont stop
To stop the entire team is another problem i doubt will be solved
Made ten times my entry fee.
May have to start playing more pgs who are playing the spurs in the future, their guards can't stay in front of anyone. Parker looks old as hell ;___;
>>63690042
LOL!!!!!
MAGIC IN YOUR TOP 5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
nice championship contender you got there Clippers
it would be a real shame if you lost to some lottery team like the Blazers
heres a better template. thanks
>>63690047
How is this different from a 14 game winning streak with losses?
The Spurs have done it countless times.
And what people don't realize after a long winning streak 90% of the time comes a losing streak.
The longer the winning streak, the longer the losing streak right after.
>>63690130
so can someone explain to me how the fuck the raptors ended up in this RBL "broship"? Lakers are the most popular team on the planet and the Bulls had Michael Jordan who won them 6 championships, and the Raptors have...gone to a game 7 against Iverson's 76ers in a conference semifinals? How the fuck did this broship happen? Can't you just let us complain about our team in misery?
>>63690133
>he doesn't know the lakers beat GS at home last year
>>63690157
its different because this team is literally unstoppable this year until proven otherwise
>>63690133
Going to be extra funny when the Lakers somehow win the game.
>>63690157
>that flag
>this topic
>>63690160
Shitposters on the internet.
>>63690157
The warriors haven't lost more than 2 in a row since for fucking ever.
>>63690160
because ayyy81
Dear Mamba
We pray to you for one thing only
STOP THE CURRY MEME ON NOVEMBER 26
Whatever is holding back please demolish it and dominate the warriors
get MWP to elbow draymond
get Lou to break klays ankles
fuck currys wife
Love, every sensible NBA fan
GS @ DENVER on 3 games on 4 nights? that's probably a loss
they'll be 25-3 when they meet the cavs on christmas day
My favourite part was when Barnes hit those back to back 3s, essentially condemning the Bulce to kekdom
>>63690175
this is such a retarded post
if you honestly think the warriors will go 82-0 youre a fucking idiot.
cap this, take a photo, put it on the news, send it to the president, the warriors will lose a fucking game this season, i would bet my testicles on that.
>>63690187
>fuck currys wife
>>63690160
Raptors got BTFO by Kobe so hard they ride Lakers cock now.
>>63690198
The fuck man
>>63690188
their streak ends on xmas
>>63690198
Her clitty is way to big for me, famiroo
>>63690198
hot as fuck
>>63690198
>australia
>>63690184
>lost 2 in a row vs grizzlies in playoffs
>lost 2 in a row vs cavs in Finals
>>63690157
The Warriors haven't lost 2 in row in quite a while. And they haven't lost 3 in a row since a couple seasons ago.
>>63690160
It's an ironic meme. It's actually pretty funny when you think about it.
>>63690221
>more than 2
>"th-they lost 2 in a row"
>the city of (You)
>Everyone i know was on warriors dick
>Now they all want them to lose
Lel what is this
>>63690184
How about the NBA Finals then.
I doubt that after they lose this winning streak. Winning streaks can really take the life out of you, I dunno, it just happens.
Good luck against the Warriors RBLbros
Kobe gonna drop a season high against them.
>>63676712
>I want the Warriors moved to a new city and rebranded, never to bring Golden State another award
They're moving to San Francisco.
And are going to stay Golden State and stay undefeated.
You just stay mad, kiddo.
>>63690237
>Kobe gonna drop a season high against them.
so like 18 points on 9-24 shooting?
>>63690236
its because they put in more effort than most people do over 82 games and it usually gasses them. that being said, it's a pretty young team, so maybe they can pull it off. i dont think miami went on a big drop after their 27 game streak.
>>63690237
Isnt his highest like 15? So not that scary.
>stepped foot into a reddit NBA post-game thread
>>63690236
They've proven you wrong for basically 2 years now.
>R-RAPTORS WILL BTFO THE MEMEIORS
>UH NOW FOR SURE ITS THE BULLS! 13-1 13-1!!!!!!!
>L-LAKERS WILL WIN RIGHT G-GUYS? RBL F-FOREVER
>>63690263
Warriors fans already looking shook at the Mamba's 15 points hahahaha
>>63690239
There's concrete evidence that they could very well go back to being called the San Francisco Warriors.
>>63678809
The worst part is, whenever the A's get a good team, fucking Billy Beane trades off all his good players before he has to pay them anything substantial.
Like dumping his best hitter, Yoenis Céspedes, off to fucking Boston last year literally a week before the team had a Yoenis Céspedes appreciation day.
Fuck Beane. We'll never win anything with that asshole running things.
THE 76ERS HAVE 3 (THREE) WINNABLE GAMES BEFORE THE YEAR IS OVER
POST YFW
>>63690285
Lmfao
>>63690282
> fundamentally not understanding small market baseball
When they spent big, the team was financially crippled for fucking years.
>>63690285
>mfw they get the 4th overall pick
>>63690285
>JAHLIL OKAFOR IS A GOOD PLAYER
I've finally put my finger on EXACTLY why I don't like the Warriors: they've made the three pointer boring. A three pointer used to be rare. You used to have to work to get it or be really good (which Curry is, to be fair). A three pointer used to be a big fucking deal. But the Warriors literally just shoot threes, and it doesn't feel special.
>>63690285
Nah bro they are going to tank those games too.
Post YFW this will be the first ever historic season of one team going 82-0 and another going 0-82
>>63690267
No, not really.
>>63690296
Ray Allen made the 3-pointer "boring" well over a decade ago.
>>63690297
>Tank for 4 (four) years
>still the WORST team in the NBA
>>63690298
They factually have you fucking dipshit. Go ahead and show us the last time they lost 3 games in a row.
>>63690305
I don't have a problem with individual players being good at 3s, but the Warriors are a whole TEAM of good 3-point shooters. It's too much.
>>63690296
>I'm mad because this team is too good at scoring points
>tfw Knicks and Hornets are quietly elite
Feels good brah. Knicks 7th seed here we come.
Harrison Barnes is the worst player in the Warriors crunch time line up. Let that sink in...
>>63690316
> It's too much.
Not to them.
Warriors haven't lost 3 in a row since Nov of 2013
>regular season
See you in the WCF splash hoes
>>63690329
If spuds even make it there. Enjoy your first round exit.
>>63690320
Well, yeah, I kind of am.
I guess I'm just old fashioned. I like post play and big men and defense. Those are my favorite parts of basketball. Duncan or Shaq in the low post is more entertaining to me than Curry draining triples. It's cooler, at least to me.
How the fuck Lebron ever got 2 games in the finals against this team is a fucking mystery
/sp/ team:
PG: Curry
SG: Kobe
SF: Kawaii
PF: Duncan
C: Drummond
???
>>63690344
Delly
>>63690342
>he didn't like Nash & Spaghetti Man ball
>>63690344
Because he's a top 5 player of all time and every role player except jr and shump stepped up
Does Reddit's NBA board have the worst, most cringe-inducing comment section of any sports website?
>>63690329
>losing
>in the playoffs
>in game seven
>in the first round
>to the Clippers
JUST
>>63690329
Get past the Clippers or Rockets.
Lol.
>>63690344
because he is actually better than curry when it matters most. add kyrie, love, mo williams and andy to that team and they sweep in 5. gotta remember LeBron's miami team in 2014 went on a 27 game winning streak, its not like this warrior's start is the greatest thing any team has ever done.
>>63690348
Is it Prime Duncan and Prime Kobe?
And if it is, why the fuck do they need a scrub like Curry?
bros I want to post on nba general, sp, and talk basketball but I have developed a pilonidal cyst. It's basically like another small little hole above your asshole and below your tailbone. And it leaks this disgusting puss. I don't mind this disgusting puss I can just use a tissue or put padding behind my boxers but it smells so fucking bad. It smells like literal shit, its this grey/brown thick texture like semin and it smells like actual shit that's sat in the toilet for a day. So everytime i'm out shooting hoops or playing ball with by bros they keep saying shit like "WHO SHIT THEMSELVES!?!" and I don't admit it but if they assume its me I just tell them I let out a giant fart but they will catch on eventually that my cyst is leaking. Basically anytime I go take a shit i'm forced to also drain my cyst as well, so i've added another whole purpose of going to the washroom, a "3" you can call it. Do you guys surf /nba/ standing up?
>>63690342
Except that Curry breaks defenders ankles and makes them look stupid in the process of draining 3s. And on top of that he can weave through defense in the paint and make ridiculous finesse shots.
>>63690356
>implying sifting through broshitposting is better
>>63690338
To who? Lmao No way Clippers have another great series against us. No same team has beaten the Spurs twice in the postseason since the Lakers and Dallas in the 2000s. Only teams left to beat the Spurs is Warriors and Rockets.
So yeah, see you in the WCF fags.
>>63690360
Prime Curry > Prime Kobe
>>63690344
Because having Kyrie and Love would have ruined his efficiency. Everyone memes about how godly a healthy Cavs team would be but it really doesn't work. As great as they are individually, they don't work as a unit. Playing in the weak East doesn't help expose this either.
>>63690359
> gotta remember LeBron's miami team in 2014 went on a 27 game winning streak, its not like this warrior's start is the greatest thing any team has ever done.
Neither was the Heat's 27 game win streak, dumbass.
>>63690366
Thunder if they are healthy
>>63690348
next year it's gonna be
/sp/ team
PG:Curry
SG:Butler
SF:Kawaii
PF:Kristaps
C: Drummond
/r/nba
PG:Cp3
SG:Harden
SF:Lebron
PF:Davis
C:Cousins
>>63690367
Curry lacks Kobe's maniacal will to win. Kobe would literally kill his own children if he had to to win a chip.
>>63690362
I hope you're joking bruh. That really sucks if true. It'll go away eventually right?
>>63690362
that's pretty rough canadabro, i hope you can get rid of that nasty shit.
>>63690360
no, current kobe and duncan, because /sp/ still talks about them.
>>63690372
>he still believes the Thunder are good
>he still thinks Durant will ever be healthy
>>63690323
And he's insanely clutch
>>63690362
What in the fuck man
>>63690377
what is /r/nba
>>63690369
his efficiency was shit in the finals because he took every shot for his team, did you even watch the games?
>>63690370
never said it was, hombre
>>63690362
This is what you get for your countrymen's shitposting. Looks like the cancerous shit falls on you.
>>63690377
Bruh r/nba is seriously the most cancerous NBA discussion board on the internet.
>>63690388
Le roddit
>>63690323
Not taking the Warriors' offer this offseason is looking incredibly smart. Some team is going to offer him the max.
>>63690388
His favorite subreddit
>>63690362
How the hell did that happen?
>>63690362
Holy shit i remember this pasta from last year
JUST FIND ME WINS SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63690395
Why would he leave a team that puts him in the best position to win a championship?
>>63690391
>his efficiency was shit in the finals
He literally almost averaged a double/triple double.
>>63690362
Bruh I had a fucking a huge ass cyst in my armpit for months. I know how you feel fàm. shit sucks. I had to get an incision and dranage on it. I ran out of pain killers after two days of having it drained and shit was so pianful.
Probably, right?
>>63690308
>>63690336
Okay, fine. They've only lost 2 in a row so far.
But you'll never know. I'm just pointing out the pattern here.
>>63690362
Copypasta
>>63690395
If i were him i'd stay with GSW for at least 3 more years.
He can have that big payday after they at least win 2.
>>63690401
Because money. Are you stupid?
>>63690400
FIND ME SOME PLEASE
>>63690359
>because he is actually better than curry when it matters most
lol you're a fucking idiot and a dickrider
>>63690402
by efficiency i assumed you meant FG%
>>63690348
Curry is literally Reddit it 2K forums: the player.
The real lineup is
Westbrook
Kobe
Lebron
Davis
Drummond
Bench: Wall, Butler, Kawaii, Duncan, Noah, Pipe, Artest
>>63690408
Except the pattern proved you wrong. You claimed they were likely to go on a notable losing streak after a long win streak and they've consistently proven you wrong for 2 years.
Reminder that Tim Duncan literally has 0 (zero) rebounds in an entire game.
>spurs
>elite
Warriors run this league.
>>63690412
Are you? Lots of players would (and do) take slightly below a max deal in order to win.
>>63690296
Go back to 1985 faggot
>>63690418
Westbrick is an overrated piece of shit.
>>63690419
I mean, that's how teams usually go after a long winning streak.
>>63690414
do you actually think curry has solidified himself as a better player than lebron? he had one elite season. please dont tell me you think hes already top 10 all time
>>63690393
>Bruh r/nba is seriously the most cancerous NBA discussion board on the internet.
how so?
>>63690421
>using a 40 year old man to make a point
Are warriors fans really this desperate? Hahahaha
>>63690436
You have actual data to back that up? Show us the average losing streak after a winning streak of 10+ games.
>>63690362
I thought you could use your free Canuckistani socialism health care to take care of that.
>>63690438
I mean /nba/ is cancer, but at least we admit it. r/nba is nothing but circlejerking and ebin hot takes and le upboat jokes.
>>63690437
Yes, and he's the greatest shooter of all time.
>>63690429
the 80s are actually the highest scoring decade in NBA history.
It actually makes sense because the rules haven't been changed since Wilt so the coaching and the skills needed to master playing within those rules plateaud.
What we are seeing now is pretty much the same thing. Since the rule change during the 02-03, coaching has caught up to it's nuances so players are being coached skills already in order to maximize how to play with the 02-03 rule changes,.
>>63690442
>Show us the average losing streak after a winning streak of 10+ games
I dunno if there is any. I just notice it from time to time when I watch the NBA.
>>63690439
How many losses does your team have again?
Hahahahaha
>>63690449
Gotta admit I use reddit hq streams sometimes and I can't help but read what they are posting. r/nba is straight up cancer.
>>63690451
He contributes nothing on the defensive end. Hes a really really good offensive player but his defense keeps him out of top 10 all time. He has to win at least 5 championships for his defense to not matter like Magic Johnson.
>>63690449
>ebin hot takes and le upboat jokes.
>>63690461
>I can't help but read what they are posting. r/nba is straight up cancer.
what is different between what they do and what /sp/ tries to do?
>>63690453
There is absolutely data. Every team's game-by-game record is available going back decades.
>>63690456
How many rings does your team have again? Hahahahaha
>>63690439
>his teams starting PF/C didn't record a SINGLE rebound in 20 minutes
>he still thinks the los Espurs have a shot in hell at upsetting the Warriors in a playoff series
o i am laffin
>>63690160
Haven't seen someone get broshipped this hard in weeks
>>63690462
he doesn't take anything away on the defensive end, either. he's the GOAT, a three point kareem.
>>63690329
>splash hoes
like this meme desu
>>63690462
>leads the league in steals
>doesn't contribute anything on the defensive end
doesnotcompute.exe
>>63690473
>he doesnt know Spurs are the only team Warriors have trouble against
Spurs won the season series 2-1 against Warriors last season and beat them when they faced them in the playoffs
>>63690462
He led the league in steals last year, shitfuck.
which warriors player jersey should i buy lads? don't want to get a curry because everybody gets a curry
>>63690486
>he doesn't take anything away on the defensive end, either.
What does that even mean?
>>63690502
Where are you buying it?
>>63690502
Draymond is the patrician choice. Make sure to buy the hardwood classic too before those run out.
>>63690502
Thompson but not Klay
>>63690502
Klay
>>63690462
Curry doing nothing in defense is literally reddit the comment.
He's at worst a C one-on-one defender and a B+ at reading the passing lane.
Compare that to Harden who's lazy as fuck.
>>63690444
The surgery that actually fixes it is only available in america,europe. They have a similar one but the reoccurring rate is too high. fuck that shit
>>63690502
Green
>>63690498
>having lots of steals means I play defense
>>63690496
>last year
>regular season
Father time is catching up to you Spursc͏ucks.
>>63690495
>>63690498
>muh steals
Did he make an all defensive team?
>>63690510
idk prob just a cheeky fake off of aliexpress
also which one should i get? i like the throwback gold "the city" one they wore the other night
>>63690502
Jason Thompson. His number is 1 so it looks like you bought a fucked up Klay Thompson jersey.
i told you faggots 82-0
>>63690534
The blue one
Iguodala (Finals MVP)
>>63690519
If its just a cyst all they need to do is cut inside deep enough to drain all the puss out and give you meds to take care of it.
>>63690530
>Father time is catching up to you Spursc͏ucks.
2nd in the Western Conference
>Fell asleep halfway through the RBL prep game for the lakers
>raptors prepping the lakes to shit all over the memerriors
lakers are fucking tanking, its over SHIT. and the warriors are still undefeated...
ITS UP TO THE LAKERS OR WE ALL DIE.
what a shit time to be an nba fan...
>>63690534
Iggy throwback desu. What I got (also off aliexpress)
If lakers win against GS and mess up their record, would it make up for being a shit team these past few years?
>>63690568
Lmao
>>63690568
It would be the highlight of the last 3 seasons, wouldn't make up for it, though.
>>63690362
ayyyyyy raptorfag literally is butthurt
hahahahahahahahaha
>>63690568
It would literally be like winning the championship
>>63682730
Curry isn't a manlet at all
>>63690568
Dubs confirm Lakers win.
All-Time Offense Team
PG - Iverson
SG - Jordan
SF - Durant
PF - Malone
C - Shaq
vs
All-Time Defensive Team
PG - Kidd
SG - Kobe
SF - Pippen
PF - Rodman
C - Olajuwon
Who wins?
>Clippers are 6-6
What went wrong?
the only way the lakers could call this season a success is if they ruin the warriors record and either curry or draymond gets hurt.
>Kobe Bryant - 37 min
lmao dis nigga doesn't even belong in a NBA rotation at this point
>>63690597
all time defense should be edited m8
sg needs to be another wing defender like tony allen and center needs to be rodman or mutombo
>>63690598
im starting to think its the coaching staff. no way you can lose with cp3 dj and blake on ur team.
kevin mchale to clippers when?
>>63690597
Curry over Iverson desu
>>63690597
>All-Time Defensive Team
>PG - Kidd
Gary payton? Literally the only PG to win DPOY
>>63690598
I don't even know. On paper, it's a fucking championship team.
>>63690597
>Iverson
>PG
Didn't he play as a shooting guard
Is 2k16 any good m8s?
on the other hands mavs are 9-4.
what went right? their players are playing as if they are in their prime
>>63690598
dj and blake are not a good pair, they should have let him go to the mavs. he cannot play in the 4th quarter because he will just get fouled and lose his team the game
>>63690598
Injuries and Doc's shit tier rotations
>Semi choked in Oracle
>Refball at home vs Housotn
>Let Dirk score 30 in Dallas
>No CP3/JJ and Blake for the last half vs Phoenix
>Choke vs Warriors with SHIT TIER rotations
>Lillard goes off on a back to back
>>63690612
>no way you can lose with cp3 dj and blake on ur team
kek no way to WIN with those fucking chokers on your team
>>63690623
It sucks dick.
>Spike Lee
Wait for 2k17 or keep playing 2k15
>>63690629
zaza is playing amazingly in their system, dirk is doing dirk stuff, matthews is playing good defense just needs to get his shot back, d will has no expectations for once, and barea + powell are killing it on the bench
So when is the right time to start judging teams?
January? February?
>>63690654
RIght now
Byron wanted Russell
Jimmy wanted Okafor
Mitch wanted Kristaps
Fuck Byron! Wanting D'Angeslow Bustsell when the Lakers already have Clarkson
Will he stop him?
>>63690435
He still embodies /sp/
>doubting the best player in the league
>>63690597
Jordan and Kobe should be switched. Payton should take Kidd's spot.
>>63690638
I hated 2k15 so much I gave it back in a week 2bh
>>63690659
yes. The lakers and the spurs are /nba/'s last hope. They have to stop them. if not in 5 years basketball will be renamed into 3pointsketball
>>63690659
Of course.
>>63690673
Ya that one sucks too.
2k14 was the last good one
>>63690694
>kobe fans are still trying this hard
Hahahahahaha just stop nigga. Enjoy your 5 wins this year
reminder that this team won bronze medal.
which brings me to the point.
Kobe > Duncan
Phil > Pop
>>63690662
Nah. Westbrick is literally reddit the player
>>63690699
>Kobe > Duncan
this man speaks the truth!
should the NBA move the 3 point line further back?
This is just getting too ridiculous
JR smith couldn't handle bantz from a teenager lmao. Probably chocked someone from /NBA/.
>>63690719
No. Teams just need to get better defense.
what went wrong?
>>63690734
Chose money and fame over championships.
He's more into his business now than basketball.
>>63690502
Barbosa or Livingston nigga
>tfw she stares at me when i walk in and then looks away
What does this mean?
this is getting scary /nba/...they are undefeated and are close to making history...WHO CAN BEAT THEM?
>>63690704
Go to reddit right now and say that again you shitface. How about you go back there where you belong and all your warrior/spur friends.
Kobe has been the face of /sp/ since the beginning, and Kobe chose Westbrook as his prodigy. Deal with it fag.
>>63690761
she wants you to dunk your balls into her moms ass
>>63690761
means she's clippers fan, she likes you but she chokes when she gets close to what she wants.
>>63690766
I have a plan.
I may spend the rest of my life in prison but i have a plan
The woman that I would try, Is happy with a good guy. She's married now Bros and is very poor with no family here and I could have supported her with my stable income but it's too late now, she's married now I gotta move on and find another girl
>>63690791
>tfw she used to call me on my cellphone late night when she needed my love
Can I get a "wew lad", lads?
>>63690791
>tfw mothafuckas never loved us, now they wanna roll one
>>63690821
wew lad
>>63690809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
WHO /THAFUCCKUP/ HERE? RNH!
LATE NIGHT /NBA/ IS BEST /NBA/
>>63690821
wew lad
>>63690761
He was looking around and he caught you staring back. He looked away so he won't seem creepy
>>63690867
WE OUTCHEA
>>63690887
are you the webm bro? we gotta make some dank OC for the lakers game. desu biggest game of the season.
>>63690296
And Lou Alcindor made dunks boring.
>Dion Waiters is the starting sg for the Oklahoma city Thunder
WHO /WHR/ HERE
>>63690943
No one, this is and RBL board.
anyone have webm of curry stripping Noah's heart out
>Celtics fans chanted "Brooklyn's draft pick" at the game today
That's some top banter
>>63690623
its shit, story mode is shit, its like playing hockey, game play is still very slippery. defense is impossible
Who decides the season schedule and is it done fairly?
>valacuianinas breaks hand
lmao craptors stay losin
>>63690638
does 2k15 keep updating stats or did they stop after 2k16 released?
You're Boston and you have that Brooklyn pick. Do you:
>trade it for Boogie along with David Lee (expiring contract) and a handful of other picks
>hope that the Nets stay this bad and end up with a top 5 pick
Are there any other star-level players on the trading block potentially?
>>63691035
Joe Johnson if you consider that retard a "star".
Lopez
>>63691035
don't trade for boogie. You wont win games with him and look at all the locker room drama he causes. If i were running brooklyn i would rebuild from the bench up. Championships teams all have great benches, go for elite bencheez,
Keep lopez, keep young, trade johson while he still has some value. get an elite PG. or draft one.
>>63691054
I meant what would Boston do: trade the Brooklyn pick while it's hot before they get their shit together or keep it in the hopes that they stay this bad. I only said Boogie because he's the only young star ready to be traded.
Is /RBL/ on suicide watch?
>>63690943
>>63691072
you trying to get memed on?
its hot up in the 6 right now.
>>63691072
Are you on suicide watch?
Tfw east is stronger than west this far. I honestly believe Celtics defence might stop GSW
>>63691072
why would we be on suicide watch when based kobr is about to end golden state's meme streak and expose the curry fags
>>63691035
Sacramento isn't trading arguably the best big man in the league, who is both young and on contract for a few more seasons, for a draft pick that might never pan out and, even if he did pan out, would likely never be as good as Cousins is now.
Boston would probably jump at the opportunity, however. Cousins is one of those players whose problems would more than likely be solved by simply being on a competitive team.
>>63691069
Well, right now there is little reason to assume the Nets will get it together this season, so I'd hold on to it.
>>63691593
Celtics defense is pretty good but Warriors defense is even better and Celtics wont outscore the chuckers
>>63691691
>expose the curry fags
>making a 14-0 team finally lose
>exposing
exposing them them of what? that they're not gods?
>>63690597
>rodman
>kobe
>defense
'no'
>>63690598
deandre jordan is the most overrated player in the nba to be honest family
>mfw looking at the odds to bet on when the warriors will next lose
>It's objectively possible they could be undefeated going in christmas day v the cavs
>>63692853
last 4 games
>taken to the last minute vs nets
>same thing with raptors
>needed clippers to choke
>also taken to the last minute by the bulls
Some scrub ass team is gunna upset them soon or a mediocre will win on an off night by the warriors. If they do make it undefeated till christmas ill be impressed
warriors are really good man I can't hate
who /wakeandbake/ here?
who /qbp/ here?
yo is that show nathan for you real?
As a Spurs fan I somewhat enjoy watching the Warriors this season. I dont really like their playstyle because its mostly 3s but I like their composure. They dont panic. Their chemistry is on point and they run their system to perfection so far every game this season. Still, fuck them and cannot wait for January 25th.
>>63693286
Currently waiting on some sour diesel mah nigga
>tfw the mailman literally delivers drugs to me
>>63694020
curry is really fun to watch desu, much more than lebron ever was
>>63694186
Youre joking right? Im a fan of curry but prime lebron was fun as hell to watch, especially heat lebron
who wins, desu of course
>>63694358
Lebron is STR
Curry is DEX
you're not a STR fag are you?
>>63694358
this desu, 2012 lebron was unreal family
damn rick and morty season 2 was live desu familia
Fuck to The NBA when?
http://www.americanews.com/story/social/2015/11/18/say-hello-man-most-unfortunate-name-world
>>63695419
fuck right, marry left, kill center
Where were you when Dirk Nowitzki passed the torch to the next generation
>>63697825
He missed the shot and they lost the game sooooooo.......
>>63696297
Is that show really good? What is it about? Friends keep telling me its good
>>63695419
my dick wins
>>63697825
notice how his left foot is 90 degrees away from the basket
Woke up, got some breakfast and then proceeded to not beat my girlfriend.
You see knicks when you care I care
>>63697965
it's great. really funny sci-fi cartoon, extremely well-written
>>63698016
waht'd you eat familia?
>>63698016
>mfw Dion Waiters shittiness saved a woman from getting her shit kicked in
what are the chances of the Detroit Pistons winning the championship?
How do you stop that which is unstoppable?
>>63697825
>>63697953
he is laughing at him for missing the shot, bro
if anyone is taking that torch, it's aldridge
he already has it down much better than that shit
do most NBA players have white wives?
Got into a fight today over someone trying to tell me Jordan is better than Steph
Got legit mad
>>63701210
it's noon on a saturday how are you getting into fights
Setting up my dk lineup for tonight.
Knicksbros, does calderon even have a big game in him anymore? Houston can't guard anyone but especially pgs, but damn idk if the new York guys can even take advantage.
why do they only wear these six times this year?
>who /GiannaMichaels/ here?
>>63702938
maybe in 2007 nigga
hey /nba/ you still mad? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63703334
what always gets me is that whatever website or webm converting program you got this from shat out this filename and you never changed it lmao
>>63703402
Autism is you
10 ppg
1.5 apg
2.3 rpg
33% shooting
this player is earning 16m this season and will be earning 18m by the end of his contract
>>63690730
>smith
why is /nba/ ignoring the fact that smith is going to jail? Warriors going back 2 back!
/nba/ BTFO again
>>63690730
time to trade jr and shump for kyle korver and somehow get jimmy butler in the process
>>63695419
7KT has the best waifu, nothing like a little misogyny to brighten up your day
>>63690730
based
wouldn't take shit either from curry poster irl
>>63703829
>meme player literally doing a meme dance
curry confirmed shit, curryfag btfo
Larry Bird wins a 3 point contest in a jacket, LeFlop says he can't shoot cause of sleeves.
![Stephen Curry hits late three-pointer, little girl goes nuts_ PhoeSuns at Golden State Warriors - YouTube [720p].webm](https://i.imgur.com/M11XC9U.jpg "Stephen Curry hits late three-pointer, little girl goes nuts PhoeSuns at Golden State Warriors - YouTube [720p]")
>>63704121
>being scared of a pothead
lelno
>>63704064
mayberry aint our waifu anymore t b h f a m
we are currently auditioning waifus, non-feminist preferred
>tfw you will never have a lana del rey who gets turned on by you smacking her around
>>63704198
Larry Bird can't hold Steph's jockstrap
He was a shit meme player with no type of skills close to Based Steph
Is Tony Parker going to the hall of fame?
>>63704913
wearing future raptor rings i see
>>63696034
>LeKek
>STR
more like HGH lmao
>>63704954
>maple niggers
>>63705033
scouting only the best talent i see. only a matter of time before the dino dynasty
>Bucks traded Brandon Knight away for MCW
hahhahahahahahahaha
is BBC the most powerful drug on the planet?
>yfw /nba/ hates curry because he has a loving father unlike their favorite superstars
>>63704198
>>63705033
>33
Bird >Lebron
2-4
>>63704343
Larry Bird fucking sucks. Steph is a better shooter, passer, play maker etc only thing hes better at is being old and ugly
>stephen "le 7 turnovers every game man" curry
>good playmaker or passer
lmao
>>63705536
Top kek. Steph get's doubled every time he touches the ball.
>Larry " le brokeback from the gay anal fucking he took from magic" bird
>good at anything other than being a hyped up whiteboy with a team of hall of famers
Isiah and Rodman were right
>>63705490
yeah but he's old now
>mfw someone actually thinks Larry fucking Bird was anywhere near the level of player Steph is
toppest of kekest
>>63705617
Every 'good' white player in NBA history has been an overhyped meme. Prove me wrong.
>>63705606
Jordan and Bird got punched in the face every time they touched the ball
how mad will /nba/ be when the Warriors go 82-0?
>20.9 career ppg
ahahhahahahahahahhahaha this is the man kiddies are screaming is the goat now? hahahhahahahaha
super mario says its a me mario
steph curry says im a meme steph curry!
>>63705490
Yeah, but Dirk is a better shooter than both of them you fucking fagglord. Plus Dirk is a beast mode defender with sick handles.
Bird got carried by Mchale, LeCurry got carried by Iguodala. Dirk is the only one to win a hip off his own back.
>>63705770
Count his career PPG when his career is over, faglord.
>>63705781
>losing in the first round as the first seed
Bruh
>>63705770
Holy shit you are right. 20 PPG is roleplayer tier PPG
>>63705781
>Thinking shit Dirk is anywhere near the caliber of Steph
ahahahahahahahahahahah
>>63705770
averaging 30 a game right now ahahahahahaha
you are so mad
>tfw you remember that Kekry not only didn't get a single vote for finals mvp, but lost said finals mvp to a bench-warming role player
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63705897
>tfw you will never be this mad as these assblasted Curryhaters clutching at straws
Feels good brah
>>63705897
>those feet
>>63705897
omg i want to put those long legs over my shoulders and just fuck the shit out of her
>>63690502
Get Seth Curry's jersey.
>>63690502
Brandon Rush
or Finals Kuzmic
>watching the Lakers/Raps all-star exhibition game replay from yesterday
That game was all love pham,
RBL
B
L
iron sharpens iron
>>63698771
Well I'm a Pistons fan and I say 0.1% chance. I give us a 10% chance of making it to the finals and think we would beat the Warriors in a 7 game series 1 out of 100 times.
We just have to pray for a Curry season ending injury if it's to be our year.
biggest blackest dick in the NBA?
You guys have to admit the Mavs alternate jerseys look sick
>implying the Raps won't win the National Basketball Assosiation's 2016 championship
>>63706206
Manu Ginobili
or Emanuel Mudiay
>>63706220
looks like real life anime IRL
>>63706206
Bismack Biyombo
Watching a spurs game is like watching paint dry
Are these the ugliest jerseys ever?
>>63706624
looks like real life anime IRL
>mfw /nba/ gave up posting because Curry literally can't be stopped
>82-0
>>63706624
looks like a real life anime in real life IRL
>>63706624
looks like a real life anime in real life IRL
>>63706624
looks like a real life anime in real life IRL
>>63690502
Bogut
He's a piece of shit bogan like you
Fuck UNC death penalty when
>>63705159
It wasn't that simple senpai. Knight was gonna be a free agent and they already decided they weren't gonna give him the max so they wanted to at least get a decent youngster out of it.
>>63706624
looks like a real life anime in real life IRL
RBL showing some love during the friendly yesterday.
This is what a real broship looks like.
For real life?
>>63707536
too much love for comfort
>>63707121
But he was right
>>63707834
curryfag detected
>>63707877
>2 posts early
>>63707873
No u
500
>>63706615
>tfw tim duncans wife was getting dicked down by a yoga instructor while he was losing in the finals
>>63690138
>the way to stop curry is just keep defending him
wew
