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Thursday November 19th games (EST)
>7:30
Sacramento Kings @ Miami Heat
>8 (TNT DOUBLE HEADER)
Milwaukee Bucks @ Cleveland Cavaliers
>10:30 (TNT DOUBLE HEADER)
Golden State Warriors @ Los Angeles Clippers
>TWENTY(20)(twenty) FREE THROWS
first for swaggy P
>http://www.sbnation.com/2015/3/9/8173843/nick-young-video-interview-profile
>>63661916
Isn't his name
>Nick
now?
>>63661916
Anyone miss Boozer?
who here /hungry/?
was going to get a 16 piece baked/fried chicken for dinner but was kinda full
so i woke up at midnight and now im starving and shitposting
P O R Z I N G I S
O R Z I N G I S
R Z I N G I S
Z I N G I S
I N G I S
N G I S
G I S
I S
S
7 in a row!
>Celtics are legit
So im a sixers fan and hate everything right now. I don't even like Okafor and he's supposed to be our savior, he just doesn't impress me. I want a different team to root for who should it be?
>>63662036
Surprise surprise, Failadelphia scum is a bandwagon faget, root for the Sonics faget, they won't let you down
>>63661992
zingis khan
>>63662036
>I don't even like Okafor and he's supposed to be our savior, he just doesn't impress me.
That's because you guys literally have a shit team. A rookie isn't gunna win you games nigga. If Sixers had a decent squad you would be impressed by his contribution.
>>63662082
>>63662139
>tfw i was at the game
2bqh it was amazing family
Who else /Demar/ here?
>mchale is currently unemployed
>thibs is currently unemployed
>dwayne casey is currently employed
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT EXPLAIN THIS
>>63662289
>Caseys
>managing timeouts
i want Terrence Wuss out of my team
75-7
16-0
>dubs playing there 13th and 14th game tonight and tomorrow
>wizards don't play their 10th game until Saturday
Fuck that
post yfw based chris paul literally ends the warriors winning streak tonight
>>63662908
Is he playing?
>>63662916
No. At least, Rivers doesn't expect them to.
>>63662908
>Knoppers
>beating the Warriors
>tfw no gf
>people actually think morals are objective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0W68j_ZnMo
>Lou Amundson became more aware after elbow by Marvin Williams, scored better than his baseline on concussion test.
>tfw the beast has finally awoken
We 20/10 from here on out senpai
>drank a couple of beers yeaterday
>pretty buzzed not drunk though
>go to sleep at 3 a.m.
>woke up right now feeling refreshed as fuck
How the hell does this happen? I wish I could wake up like this every day with just 5 hours of sleep
>>63663153
dude nice
Would you drink yourself into depression?
>>63663384
I already have
is he, dare I say it, a bust?
Remember when Houston fags were gloating this year that they were going to win a championship?
lmao
>>63663427
relevant
Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck.
First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY.
Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH.
Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I.
Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait.
And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide.
Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell.
rare kawhi
>>63662036
the phillies
>spotify throwback Thursday playlist
>oh cool it'll be shit my parents listened to cool light work tunes
>it's all songs from 2005
>high school feels
I didn't ask for these and the games tonight blow ass because clippers are depleted and are going to get stomped.
Heat, cavs, warriors yawn worthy night
>>63663591
>not wanting to see whiteside vs boogie
>not wanting to see how lebron will respond to losing to the bucks in OT and losing 2 straight
>not wanting to see chef curry making circus shots
>not wanting to see austin rivers give curry a career ending injury in triple overtime
>>63663616
I'm watching every game m8, idk maybe I'm depressed. I've never liked watching lebron, whiteside is the shit
>>63663427
Remember when Mavs fags were gloating about getting DeAndre Jordan and that Parsons was a GOAT recruiter?
lmao
>>63663591
Lel just checked the playlist
>>63663654
The Heat with LeBron and this Cavs team are really boring to watch. desu, LeBron is pretty boring to watch on these teams, he's certainly good at a lot of things but that doesn't make him very exciting to watch. He's boringly competent.
It's much more fun watching players like Curry (or Harden, when he's playing well) do ridiculous shit to carry their teams.
>>63663732
nelly furtado is going IN
>>63663736
agree, heatles were more fun to watch because they were so hatable and early career lebron jumped out the gym. current lebron is blah
>>63663743
Is lestache the worst lebron yet?
>>63663743
BRO this is my
SHIT
H
I
T
>>63663785
Fucking Canada faggin shit up
>>63663782
yes, the decline started last year before le miami "vacation"
HGHbabby with no HGH
>>63663785
this playlist is live man
t-pain really changed the music industry desu
GOT THE BODY OF A GODESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wew lads I just walked a mile and ran 2 laps and I'm beat
>>63663819
good job bro keep it up !
>>63663785
Disdain for plebs/10
>put up 58pts with 9 assist and 17 boards off 56% shooting in 2k
>lose by double digits
(-:
>>63663785
Hey lil mama you looking good you say you wanna play with a playa from tha HOOD
Come holla at me you got it like, man snoop dogg with the lead pussycat
Show you how to throw down, yeah I wanna go down, you and me one and one treat it like a show down
You look at me then I look at you I'm reaching for your skirt what you want me to do?
-a nigger
>>63663829
Thanks man
>>63663937
sean paul was a thing oh MAN ahahaaha
they played temperature at games, right?
>>63663937
This is one my all time favorite songs tbqh
>>63662264
FRANCE BTF---oh wait..
RBL
B
L
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
>>63664226
the warriors will fall tonight.
>tfw lebron goes 2-5
>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage
>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
He is 12-0. Will he suffer the same fate as Ronda Rousey tonight?
>>63664331
dude, they are going to burn out by AS break because they are being try-hard show offs right now. I predict a key injury to one of their starts late december early january. Probably to barnes or Klay. gaymond green will dissappear. And well you look at that, Iman shumpert and Kyrie irving are scheduled to return around then. GET FUCKEDFUCK YOU
on a scale of 1-10 how fucking mad is /nba/ right now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63664419
0, the broship doesn't hate on success but celebrates its own
>>63664392
Are you a Cleveland fan or do you just hate Curry?
>>63664444
checked
P O R Z I N G O A T
>>63664444
I hate curry. with every bone in my body. if it meant the end of curry, i would give my healthy body to the broship, specifically to Drose so that he could go back to being MVP form and literally fuck curry in the ASS
>>63664392
>>63664392
>two pieces of shit who couldn't crack the Warriors rotation are coming back to suck on defense all year
WOW NOBODY CAN BEAT THE CAVS
>>63664495
This is what happens when you haven't one a championship since Nixon was president.
>>63663743
>early career lebron
He wasn't even on the Heat you fucking 14 year old
>>63663736
LeBron is the most boring ''great'' player to ever play the game, the most exciting game there is. So I ask you, is he even great? No. He isn't.
>>63664252
Opm is awful idk how people enjoy it.
>>63664552
This desu I mean he's not even good 29 points on 57 percent shooting is pretty shitty imo all while averaging 7 assists 7 rebounds imo kobe is better imo
>>63664587
I think it's a pretty interesting take on classic capeshit
>>63664530
>comparing last year's shumpert to this years GOATbert. Dude just had a wrist injury from fapping to much. His defense has to have improved. From the interviews i've been reading Kyrie will come back wanting to prove some people wrong. Leave the defense to Lebron/shump/mozgov (might b more players but i havent been watching a lot of cavs game this season) Offense? Lebron/kyrie/ jr catch n shoot. While the cavaliers coast it in thr East, the warriors will be depleted in the west.
THE WARRIORS WILL FALL.
>jordan
>stephen jackson
>ron artest
>dennis rodman
>ben wallace
>you have an ETERNITY to make any 5 (five) (cinco) man lineup that can beat this team in a best of 7 playoff series
>>63664392
>being show offs
>winning games
That's what they're supposed to do you fucking idiot, do you not remember their 17 game winning streak last year?
>>63664621
>depleted in the west
there's no good teams in the west, and the cavs would be a seventh seed in the west
>>63664644
>>jordan/Payton
>>stephen jackson/LeBron
>>ron artest/Pippen
>>dennis rodman/Hakeem
>>ben wallace/Kareem
>>63664644
>literally one offensive player
LOL what a shit team
>>63664695
>needing more than one offensive player when the GOAT will just score 90 when you need him too
>>63664729
i mean, haha funny irony and stuff, but it's a terrible team and the Golden State Warriors would beat them by 25.
>on /nba/ winning is now showing off
your excuses are getting to butthurt levels unseen before on /nba/
>>63664733
>
bro, eric bledsoe literally broke curry's ankles. don't even try and tell me rodman, artest, and ben wallace wouldnt fucking body every member of that team and make them cry
>>63664615
name up 305 lb faggot
>>63664544
there's an "and" before early career lebron you fucking retard learn to read I was talking about him before he went to the heat
>>63664749
rodman and artest and wallace would all foul out in the second quarter.
>>63664751
Danggggg good job haha you caught me
I'm taking the name off its gay af
I guess at this point my posting pattern is obvious tho
>>63663937
>throwbackthursday
>2000s
lmao
>>63664756
nope. they'd make draymond, bogut, and thompson take a swing at em and get ejected cuz they couldn't handle the bantz
>>63664752
you can suck my dick any day faggot
>>63664764
do they make hooked on phonics for adults? are you dyslexic? stupid motherfucker
>>63664763
>dumb ape-like thugs getting intelligent players to take a swing at them
kek, living in a meme fantasy world
>CP3 not playing tonight
/nba/ BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WARRIORS CONFIRMED 12-0 HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE"S LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>>63664828
what nintendo game is this
which shitposters are worse? lebron with heat circa 2012-13 or the current wardell '''stephen''' curry bandwagon?
>>63664884
>lebron with heat circa 2012-13
u talking about the guy who posted the heat victory thread but then the heat lost the finals? olol he go bbtfo
>>63664884
obviously LeBron because he's a media creation and nobody actually likes him or his boring ass shit tier way of playing basketball. It's all fake. All while being an aggressively unlikable, aggressively unintelligent, aggressively ugly and balding ape-man.
Curry is a folk hero and the GOAT.
>>63664903
is it the manlet effect? wardell is small and meek so people here can somehow relate to him. is it the messi effect?
>tfw the memeiors win 72 games
pls no
>>63664828
Rhyming up with up, what a lyrical mastermind.
>>63664946
>6'3
He's taller than over 90 percent of the population
go spurs go
>>63664975
>tfw 6'5
>>63664903
>LeBron is a media creation
People loved power style basketball
who /starwarhype/ here?
How can people not love Spurs?
Ginobili is a top lad and so seem to be Parker, Kawhi and Duncan
>>63664991
How much do you weigh
>>63664946
no it's because he has skills everybody who has ever played basketball can immediately marvel at and relate to their own lives. He dribbles like nobody else and he shoots better than literally anybody ever. It's surreal to watch him play. Messi could be 7'4'' and still be a magician on the field. Height means nothing, these men are geniuses and touched by divinity, like Leonardo da Vinci
>>63665002
>Star Wars
Boring ass series
>>63665002
the biggest media creation in American modern sports.
shooting is luck based
the noise in the nba arenas affect the way the ball travels
>>63665009
i love all those guys except Kawhi, who is boring as fuck and I wish he was on the pacers where he fucking belongs
>>63665002
lebrons boring as shit and I don't watch pleb movies with agendas
Curry sure does fit the modern man hahahhahahaha little fagboys who are feminine as fuck what kind of manly man would spam 3s? none hahahhahahaha low test beta scared to drive hahahhaha
>>63665010
Not 287 that's for sure
>>63665046
What's the image of Ginobili in the USA? Here we love him because he's the best basketball player we ever had and probably the best athlete
>>63665055
what
>>63665038
>the biggest media creation in American modern sports.
But that's false, freddy adu
>>63665076
Dashing and goofy, fearless, a balding left handed maestro and champion.
>>63665076
best black player in the nba
>>63665084
>freddy adu
LOL you're a fucking idiot
>>63664975
he's not 6'3", he's 6'1.5"...above average but hardly a giant.
look at pictures of him with obama he's just a bit taller
if he was 6'3", obama's eyes would be at steph's nose
Is it time to bring back hand checking?
>>63665137
They are at steph's nose if they both stood straight and face to face. You fucking manlettes disgust me.
>>63665076
Everyone thinks he's Italian until the info graphic on him is displayed.
>>63665084
Star Wars is clearly pushing a kek agenda on society.
>all those sweaty pictures of Finn
>cut straight to female qt looking amazed and surprised, even scared
its fucking sad desu
>>63665156
Does he have an Italian accent or just because of his name?
What's the best place to watch summaries/highlights of matches?
>>63665076
he's very well respected here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SDMfiJfiyE
>>63665181
Or something like Motd, if any of you happens to know the show.
>>63665076
he's my favorite player; he's san antonio's favorite player along with timmy (timmy's 1a, manu's 1b).
>>63665181
nbahd. com has full games
SHEESH
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>>63665221
I love showing charts like this to the fags who always say the midrange shot is the worst shot in basketball
>muh analytics
Come back to Boston Kevin and teach Olynyk some post moves senpai
>>63665233
Well, you're a born loser Chris Paul, there's nothing you can do about it. It's much too late to learn how to be a leader so just wait until you're an old washed-up veteran and try to sign with Golden State.
>>>63665240
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>>63665215
I think Kawhi has overtaken Timmy and Manu as SA's favorite player. Mostly due to the fact that he's the main scorer
>>63664619
Jordan knows his shit
>>63665263
>>63665240
For you senpai
>>63665240
people only say it because retard "experts" who espouse advanced stats say it
>>63665263
>advance stats
>>63665267
SA takes timmy for granted desu..you have a point, everybody fucking LOVES kawhi. really mad the didn't release a christmas jersey for him, fucking patrick beverly got one
nice inception of my OC, feels dank desu
Is Kawli Leonard the Tom Brady of the NBA? A system baby who would be exposed on any other team?
>>63665342
mad as fuck pacers fan detected hahahaha
>>63665342
>tom brady
>system babby
how to spot bait 101
it's funny, /sp/ loves to hate and tear down greatness...we're seeing it with curry (not even a warriors fan) and we've been seeing it for years with tom (not a patriots fan)
kawhi leonard is the only nonrefbaby averaging over 20 points a game, with only 2.5 fta per game.
>>63665376
>George
>Hill
>>63665385
whatever, tom brady is nice and all but he's not real.
>>63665376
yeah right, i just like interesting basketball. He's a system baby like 90% of every player the spurs have had in the Pop Era.
>>63665385
Tom Brady is a system babby through and through. Without Bellichick he's an average QB.
>>63665402
damn. not bad. imagine if he ever gets the superstar treatment? definitely a 25PPG player
>>63665218
Thanks
>>63665421
>>63665445
>tom brady is nice and all but he's not real.
>Tom Brady is a system babby through and through. Without Bellichick he's an average QB.
opinion invalidated, how fucking mad are you guys?
>"people" actually think this way
>"people" are actually this jealous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>63665464
>imagine if he was ever the focal point of the team
Spurs in the lottery every year
>>63665481
i'm not mad, i love the patriots. i'm just not hypnotized by jewelry like a woman would be.
>>63665487
oh you
>>63665500
>i'm just not hypnotized by jewelry like a woman would be.
weak weak banter
>he doesn't think future is the best rapper out right now
KEK
Players averaging over 20 PPG FTAs
1. James Harden- 11.9 FTA
2. Demarcus Cousins- 11.1 FTA
3. Demar Derozan- 9.0 FTA
4. Russell Westbrook- 8.3 FTA
5. Anthony Davis- 8.0 FTA
6. Lebron James- 7.8 FTA
7. Andrew Wiggins- 7.4 FTA
8. Jimmy Butler- 7.2 FTA
9. Blake Griffin- 7.1 FTA
10 Paul George 7.0 FTA
11. Kevin Durant 7.0 FTA
12. Steph Curry 6.5 FTA
13. Kyle Lowry 6.5 FTA
14. Eric Bledsoe 6.1 FTA
15. Carmelo Anthony 5.8 FTA
16. Isaiah Thomas 5.6 FTA
17. Damian Lilliard 5.4 FTA
18. Reggie Jackson 5.4 FTA
19. CJ Mccollum 3.5 FTA
20. Brandon Knight 3.0 FTA
21. Kawhi Leonard 2.5 FTA
>>63665671
He doesn't even rap bro, he's good for talking over beats and shit which is fine for gym time or toke time but don't pretend he's a rapper
>>63665707
I JUST CALLED A GANG OF BITCHES OUT OF IMMIGRATION
lyricsfags pls go
>>63665671
>le carried by beats man
>>63665137
>manlets
Why do you pathetic fucks always try to judge height via photos to downgrade people? He's 6'3 you miserable hobbit
>>63665084
White women honestly BELONG to black men
>>63665770
We don't want em bro. White men can keep em. They're crazy as hell
>>63665728
beats are just as important. As GOAT as biggie is, all of his beats sounded dated as fuck, compared to somebody like Nas on Illmatic.
>>63665794
>We
Fuck off, I love white girls.
What will you guys be purchasing this black friday?
A new Nintendo Wii U for 250$ which includes 2 games sounds intriguing. John Wall BTFO again hahaha.
>>63665812
Everybody loves white girls. Fortunately most white girls only like whites. The rest are single mothers nobody wants LOL
>>63665834
White girls are easy tbf family, go to any college campus.
>>63665813
if i could find a deal on a PS4 i would get that but where??
Ayyyyy81
>>63665855
>blacks only goes to college campuses to creep out white girls
yeah, i know how you guys do.
>>63665813
>only canashits pushing this lame maymay
Ayy81
if I have a six pack can I still be a based big belly? big belly bro is fucking hilarious
>>63665858
Gamestop, Walmart, Toys r Us, Target...
Just search catalogs
>>63665858
wally world
>>63665874
>scared little c uck
>>63665874
I go to school here and sleep with white women for recreation, like literally every black man I know that goes here besides the nonAmerican blacks.
>>63665902
>$300
not that hot
>>63665924
black friday will never have ps4 or xbox alone. it always has to be a bundle hence why its $300
>>63665905
>>63665905
for every 1 ''white'' girl who will lower herself to that level there's 10 who are literally revolted and disgusted by black men. enjoy your meme. Enjoy being a meme.
>>63665952
>white men scared that "inferior" men are fucking their women
White girls are pretty boring imo. Latinas are better
>>63665970
>>63665981
Yes, yes, very nice. Epin memes.
>>63665984
that ass was made for black nigga's dick desu
/nba/- land of the cUcks
>>63666001
>black men fucking white girls is a meme while white boys shoot up the school cause they can't get no pussy
I guess the shit done went viral then
>>63666031
Is this even English? No wonder white girls don't like you coons. Sure, one or two might dance with you at a club because ''LMAO look at me i'm dancing with an animal'' but calm down, Coltrane
>>63666053
>he thinks they're only dancing
little c uckboy can't into social dynamics ayyyyy hold this L ayyyy
Who is the best center in the league right now?
>>63666053
>>63666053
Also they smell bad and act like dumb apes and are ugly.
i'm not racist tho
>>63666083
Andre Drummond
>>63666083
Andrew Bogut
I'll never post ever again if the Warriors lose. Screencap this post
Protip:: warriors by 20
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>63666053
>>63666084
Keep it sports related fellas
>>63666097
how does this dude shoot 35 foot shots like nothing with them scraggly arms
What did he mean by this?
>>63665240
The problem are unassisted midrange shots, really. Midrange shots after passing are a-okay, even with the advanced stats perspective.
>>63666106
Yes, let's pretend she didn't shit all over him for being a filthy ape. And now her career is over, which goes to show that once you go black nobody wants you back.
>>63666097
is he Jewish?
>>63666113
well Karl Malone's swole ass can't hit a mid shot jumper so it likely doesn't have that much to do with muscle mass
>>63666106
she says she didn't sleep with him...do you believe it?
>>63666118
what
This thread is pathetic.
>>63666126
>mad when the ugly black man breeds you and leaves you
Heidi Klum syndrome, white women LOVE these ugly ass niggas literally for their big dicks
>>63666129
huh? karl malone was a solid mid range shooter. he even had a meme in the late-90s on ESPN about it.
>>63666153
he chased her on twitter like a beta and got dumped for being a bad kisser and probably (no offense my dude drummond) a really stupid spoiled black dude.
>>63666183
there's no way he didn't hit man. she's just saying he didn't so she doesn't look like a ho/it's not like he can come and say YEA I TORE IT UP BRO without looking like a petty prick
>>63666183
Is this you bruh?
>>Memes existing in the 90's
Way to rewrite history
>63666164
>>63666212
>>63666212
yeah of course he fucked her, but you can't be a white girl in America and fuck a black guy without losing all dignity and respect. She has (had) a career to worry about and made a HUGE MISTAKE being photographed with Drummond. All of her pedophile fans immediately hated her.
>open thread
>it's all about black dick
never change NBA
>>63666246
>being photographed with Drummond.
She made him her man crush monday and said she wanted to see him play on Twitter, not to mention her co-star Ariana literally took big nigger dick in a high profile relationship and has a successful pop music career.
Notice Mccurdy's co-star Miranda doesn't have a career either and she never took superior black dick
>>63666267
big sean's a real ass nigga desu
>>63666348
kek
no pun intended but the clippers are gonna give the memeriors a loss tonight
>>63666224
sorry you're underage but yeah memes existed in the 90s.
''the lost art of the mid-range jumper''
>>63666267
lol i don't know who any of these girls are you fucking 13 year old nigger
>>63665002
>tfw will never be the actor for the main character of a top 3 film series
>>63666183
girls dont dump men over being a bad kiss
go ask your sister faggot since i know her and your mom are the only girls you've ever talked to
that was just to save face
Ole Bobblehead Tits McGee just wanted to fuck with 'Dre for 15 minutes of fame. When she realized he wasn't going to be in LA or New York, she dropped him because he wasn't as a big as a star as she thought
bet she regrets it now
Dre is pissed and giving his BBC to the whole league
>who /qps/ here?
>>63665703
>5.8
Surprised Melo even has that many with the way he's being treated this year. It's always been hard for him to get calls, but what the refs are doing to him now should seriously be leading to firings.
>https://streamable.com/v5b2
can someone post the picture of the fat shirtless kid drinking kool aid in front of his computer?
>>63666469
so disgusting
lol
Barber: How you want your hair ma famillia?
Him: Just hook me up with the shaggy from scooby doo
>>63666818
let me get that Just For Me curly perm
>>63666818
anything is better than his look he came into the league with
>when you tryna get your dick licked but your roommate dead sleep at 1 in the afternoon and her roommate still there
I love college
>>63666818
that's nice ass hair, I have the straight hair version of that desu
>>63666891
having sex in your car right outside the bar is max lulz
I fuckin miss her
>>63666543
lol go back to middle school
>>63666543
>go ask your sister faggot since i know her and your mom are the only girls you've ever talked to
BTFO
need new thread
>>63667059
new thread here
>>63658054
>>63658054
>>63658054
>>63667205
I have a question, fAm.
Before watching the game tonight, I have to go take a drug test for my new job. It's been 15 days since I last toked and I have also been taking some niacin pills. I should be good, right m9s?
>>63667743
lmao!! fat as fuck
>>63667788
Don't do this.
Drinking vinegar can cause lung failure especially if you chug a bottle
>>63667755
Drink about 3 bottles of water and piss like 3 times before your test. That should dilute your piss enough to pass
>For Warriors game, Bulls upgrade Rose from doubtful to questionable on injury report. Brooks is out
>>63667743
breh.......
>>63667755
>>63667788
>>63667891
dot drink vinegar and don't artificially dilute your pee. how big a smoker, with what frequency, and how fat are you? I've done 14 as an every day smoker, decent amount but I'm fit af
>>63667972
Im 6'0 and 190 lbs. I wouldn't call my self a huge smoker. I would smoke every 2-3 days and usually just once a day. And like I said I haven't smoked for 15 days
>>63668088
I think you'll be fine to pass a drug test, the infrequency of your smoking is what helps you the most.
>>63668144
We both got dubs. That's a good sign. Thanks breh
>>63668088
I would actually suggest smoking right before the test. Its a trick that no one really knows about because it seems risky but its actually not. When you smoke your body makes room for the new cannabinoids entering your body and flushes out your clean piss. The piss right after smoking is actually the cleanest.
time for my weekly.....
are you guys still in denial or have you accepted that the Mavs are a playoff team?
>>63668175
Sounds risky tBh, fAm.
>>63668186
Who cares? No team not called The Warriors or Spurs even has a chance to get to the finals.
>>63668194
Its not. I've done it plenty of times.
>cp3 and reddit doubtful
Theyre just saying that to trick the warriors. Those niggas are playing tonight
>>63668223
I'm confident Im clean right now. Don't want to fuck it up
>>63668265
They're still going to lose
>>63668304
No. I have $300 on the clips
>>63668350
ya done goof'd
>>63668374
kek
>>63668374
Ayyyy
>>63668374
ayyyy
2ayyt7?
women are disgusting tbqh senpai
>>63668374
>>63668567
Top 5 fruit to fuck?
>>63668567
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>63668556
>literally gay
meanwhile
>tfw like coworker but she likes her ex
I go out of my way to see you, I go out of my way to please you
>>63668590
>tfw I like this chubby co worker because she has huge titties
I like prickin my dick on pineapples
>>63668599
based
>>63668599
You've truly reached Nirvana anon. All men are trying to get on this level
>>63668586
what did he say
>>63668800
you don't even want to know
Stop it mods
Why do you hate me so much
You're bullying me
I'm a sensitive young lady and you're banning me and abusing your power
75-7
16-0
Hey mods as long as you're here please ban the curryspammer
>>63668800
He doesn't chase women; instead he fucks warm fruit. Puts a watermelon in the stove for 20m then goes ham
MODS DELETED A 287 POST
BUT WON"T DELETE CURRYSPAMMER POSTS
>>63668862
I FUCKING KNEW IT
FUCK YOU CLIPS4LYFE
FUCK YOU
Why are blacks so insecure? You never see white dudes going around like "muh dick, dem black girls want muh dick."
Who even gives a fuck? Go do something more useful with your life besides chasing pussy
>>63668862
that 287 post got deleted because someone ITT got banned
if you get banned sometimes they will delete all your posts
>>63668862
they empathize with a lardass and can't detect blatant copypasta because they don't watch sports, big surprise
all of u are loosers and im the freaking man
>>63668882
Thats because they don't lmao
Post is ironic because you're so insecure that some random troll posts made you mad enough to post this
Think I will snapchat a few white girls today, feels good
>>63668896
Yeah but you don't have the biggest dick in the general
Meanwhile I do
>>63668856
kek
>>63668957
true that, we've all got our pluses n minuses just hope u hav more pluses nawimsayin
>>63668882
>taking c uck posting seriously
Is God real
>tfw havent actually watched a game all season but been BTFOing /nba/ out 24/7 this season
why is everyone so upset???
>>63669041
>curryspammer doesn't watch basketball and only comes here to shitpost
big surprise
>>63669029
no way of knowing
>>63665076
He's a flopping faggot.
>>63669133
do you believe in god
>>63669208
agnostic m8. but lean more towards no god
WHO /TY LAWSON/ HERE? LOL
>http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/19/ty-lawson-denver-dui/
if jj watt playd bball would he be goat prove me wrong
>>63669323
Prove what wrong? You asked a question.
>>63669281
serves him right, I had him in my lineup last night and he did jack shit
>>63669354
>watt'd
>>63669403
i was probably talking to you yesterday then about him ahahha, ive been posting about him on here lately cause he's been a pain in the ass for me too LOL.
FUCKING UP MY FANTASY LINE-UP?
HOPE YOU ROT IN JAIL
>>63669413
Classic
>>63669441
real talk tho how big a fuck up do you have to be to get multiple DUIs? like he has to drive drunk all the fucking time to be caught multiple times right?
>>63669323
>>63669354
ahahahha this made me laugh so hard right now hahahaha
Why are Sixers so fucking bad
>>63669467
They have shitty guards
If Hassan Whiteside could shoot the 3 would he be the GOAT of all time?
>>63669323
He would be a bust. Basketball isnt stopped every 10 seconds
>>63669487
He would be Hassan Threeside
desu
>>63669455
i guess, what would make you drink soo much with that lifestyle anyways? you are in the NBA, you are in shape, have money, have tons of girls. Dude was probably depressed, or had some mental issues. Or maybe all that stuff gets boring after a while? who knows. I would be drunk all the time too if i got traded to the rockets, fuck that team.
>>63669510
dumb lavren poster
>>63669506
>gypsy 'humor'
Is my doggo cute
>>63669512
drinking like he did must have been exhausting. nuggets president said he smelled like alcohol in practice, that's like problem-level drinking
>>63669570
yes :3
>>63669628
LMFAO please post all her salty-ass tweets she deleted her twitter
>>63669711
>nice place
>qt dog
hell yea man living the dream
>>63669733
I wish I had some pictures of my qt great Dane doggo
lmao
>Spit a verse anon
>>63669832
*glass breaks*
Does Michael Jordan hate black people in his soul?
>>63669832
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual
>>63669832
HAHA verses? we in /nba/! where verses don't matter and beats are all that matters! lmao might as well listen to dubstep or somethin
>>63669832
Fuck up some comma, fuck up some commas yeah
I fucked up some commas, I fucked yo some commas, I'm a real nigga and I been fucked up them commas
Cop shootings is tragic
>>63669832
MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
Gib Grammy pls
>>63669832
>>63669948
I GET HIGH TIL IM CONFUSED
I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlzGwWfibEk
Name a time when tanking actually worked, the team was very successful as a result
>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2590950-utah-jazz-c-rudy-gobert-owns-twitter-troll-with-dragon-ball-z-reference
287 niggas gettin rekt
is there a point making a pistons/twolves thread tongiht?
>>63669832
Unh
Unh
I don't like niggas
With they fingas on the triggas
I only like blacks
With the macs and fully loaded gats
Word is bond I slap a nigga out with a pool cue
I run through
Getting blood and guts on my new shoes
Yo
Feel the bullet move through your domepiece
I reach for sheets to suffocate your sweet
I spark up over your dead bodies
I grab the shotty fully loaded this ain't my hobby
Yo
I bust my cap in your face
I come through with mace
fully laced
Hear the sirens gonna shake
And fake
Get home time to bake these biscuits
My boy knock on the door and say open up
I smell that shit, just got out of the club
I'm hungry, you know I'm 287 bruh
>>63670011
Top jej.
who is the biggest bitch nigga in the NBA and why is it Demarcus Cousins?
>>63670011
my sides
Would you let Drummond fix your computer?
>>63670269
Soon.
Amare Stoudamire is on the Miami Heat??
What le fuck?!?!
>>63670381
He a 77 on 2k still, I have him come off the bench
>>63670269
He's coming home.
>How can one man be so based?
>>63668885
goddamn Clips4Lyfe is fucking fat
Where is the Bucks Cavs thread?
>>63665076
Rockets fan here, I love his eurostep and glad to see le doorstop peepee man acquire it in his skillset.
>>63670668
BUCKS @ CAVS
When amare comes back from the dead to average 10 ppg from the bench
Soon...
>>63670011
not funny at all since that's the guy's real name
*yawn*
Is anyone ready for 13-0 tonght
BREAKING: CHRIS PAUL IS PLAYING TONIGHT, REDICK IS NOT
>>63670803
>Durant playing a whole season and sharing the spotlight with Bosh, Whiteside, and Wade.
>>63670011
But goku never killed Majin Buu. He killed kid Buu.
>female refs
are the clops good? i betted gsw -6.5
>yfw the Warriors beat the Bulls' 72-10 record but LeBron c u c ks them in the Finals
>>63672048
they're trash, but desu not that bad. it was a very close game last time they played, and both teams hate each other and want to win more than when they face any other team.
wtf is desu??
>>63672065
except Cavs arent going to the finals
>>63672082
this makes me doubt more 2bh, i'll stick to it and try to watch more basketball before betting
>>63672108
>except Cavs arent going to the finals
Are you retarded?
>>63672159
never bet with a handicap in basketball
an 1 point game can end with 7 easily and vice versa by very minor changes
always bet for straight wins.I also have a feeling Clips gonna wreck GS tonight
Karl-Anthony Towns is elite
>people doubt Mark Cuban
>again
>he proves them wrong
>again
Mark Cuban always finds a way.
>>63672222
quads speak the truth
but no reddik tonight..
>>63666644
>being gay
>>63673051
He was referring to himself.
kil urself canada lol
>>63672612
>Mark Cuban always finds a way.
a way of... squandering hall of famer careers? making bad basketball decisions? what, I'm honestly curious here.
>>63673051
I'm not him, but she would look so much better without those disgusting tattoos. I hate tattoos.
WARRIORS BTFO HAHAHHAHAHAA
>>63673616
>tfw this game should be their 3rd straight loss but they got lucky the last two games
>>63673616
I wouldn't get too confident. My Celtics had an 18 point lead in the first last night and it wasn't enough. Early leads mean nothing in this game.
>>63670010
spurs with tim duncan
that was easy
CHRIS PAUL HAS MORE POINTS THAN THE ENTIRE WARRIOR TEAM HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>63673452
I don't know if I should answer you seriously. I feel like you're just baiting me for a reply.
Giannis scored 33 points on 15 shots. Sure he got buttfucked by LeBron but overall not bad.
>CP3 has more points then memerriors combined
>>63673841
>He's getting overconfident
Hey someone post that ice cold quote from kobe about that girl he raped. You know the one.
Lebron on the current heat would blow the memeoirs out the water
oh your so stupid lebron
hey guys I just woke up , did giannis play good tonight???
>>63674872
he was a beast
check his stats m8
>>63674872
>he doesn't know
>>63664821
look at him and laugh
>>63673648
>My Celtics
Why is Chris Paul considered a superstar? He's not even good. He's never won shit, and he never will.
CURRY HATERZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63665233
>3-1
I want the Warriors to go 82-0
I want Steph Curry to win MVP again
I want Steve Kerr/Luke Walton to win coach of the year
I want Draymond Green to win defensive player of the year
I want Andre Iguodala to win 6th man of the year
I want the entire Warriors starting 5 to be named all NBA first team
I want the Warriors to sweep 12-0 into the Finals
I want them to go up 3-0 on the Cavs in the finals
Then I want Steph Curry to go for a fast break layup and trip and break his spine, turned into a vegetable until Sonya is forced to pull the plug.
I want Draymond Green to get caught raping a white woman and be executed.
I want Steve Kerr to get cancer and die a slow agonizing death like Flip.
I want the Warriors to collapse and lose the next 4 games to the Cavs by 50 points each
I want Oracle Arena to be ISIS's next target
After Oracle Arena is destroyed I want the city of Oakland to be leveled by nuclear fire
I want the Warriors moved to a new city and rebranded, never to bring Golden State another award
Lastly, I want Curryposter's livelihood ruined.
I want every second of his existence be utter misery.
When he can't take it anymore I want him to livestream his own suicide
Only then will I be satisfied
>kekry fans honestly thought the memeiors would win xD
>muh 82-0
>muh mvp
>muh greatest shooter ever
M O
O
S P E I G H T S
P
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I
G
H
T
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MEME CURRY BTFO BY THE REAL BEST PG IN THE LEAGUEMEME CURRY BTFO BY THE REAL BEST PG IN THE LEAGUEMEME CURRY BTFO BY THE REAL BEST PG IN THE LEAGUEMEME CURRY BTFO BY THE REAL BEST PG IN THE LEAGUEMEME CURRY BTFO BY THE REAL BEST PG IN THE LEAGUEMEME CURRY BTFO BY THE REAL BEST PG IN THE LEAGUE
You know the Clippers fanbase is shit when I'm actually rooting for an undefeated team to beat them.
The clippers don't fucking deserve Paul Pierce
Why is Paul Pierce even on that fucking meme team
fuck off
/nba/ just stay blown out...curryfag was right its eternal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
>Clippers keep Deandre
>nigga can't rebound shit even though he's the biggest nignog out there
I swear Chris Paul is screaming in his head at Deandre not going ot Dallas.
Warriors are ruining basketball tbqh
>CLOPPERS
>CHOKE PAUL
>FAIL SHITTIN
CP3 is a fucking stock holy shit, you can't make this shit up
>>63675674
>(You)
>>63675591
dat LA smog getting to ya head buddy
damn rondo almost with another 3ple 2ble only difference is boston used to win
Dumb fucking Cloppers
Only the Spurs can beat the Warriors
Does Blake always disappear offensively in the 4th? Every time I watch the Clippers he just throws bricks.
>>63676089
Spurs just fucking saw how to shut down Curry. Only difference is Spurs bench can actually do something.
>287
>btfo
>287
>btfo
>287
>btfo
>287
>btfo
>287
>btfo
>287
>btfo
>287
>btfo
>287
>btfo
>>63676085
>h-hey guys. how about that other game?
Day in
Day out...
ITS ETERNAL!
what kinda bangers yall blast when walkin to da park to shoot hoops
usually i got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22j1v4NVg_k blastin on my beats pill as i walk to the park, i see niggas mirin as i walk haha baka
>miller still salty about the lakers beating him at the finals
>>63676109
The Spurs don't need the 'Curry Rules' or whatever the fuck that is, they just need Kawaii.
>>63676129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIOsw2wK4os
>>63676085
forgot to remove your trip
>the shithole of Los Angeles, California
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63676150
tf nigga
that aint no fukin banger
fukin white ass fucka, square up
>>63676198
>>63676198
>>63676198
>>63676085
You're embarrassing, what kind of fan?
>>63675591
You appear disgruntled
>>63676209
>70 posts early
Congrats to based Curry spammer who still cùcking all /nba haterz
clippers are fucking pathetic
>>63676209
is u srs rn nigga
this thread got 69 posts to go
smdh nigga u ignant
>>63676208
>white
>>63676085
>deflecting this hard
Lmao how does it feel supporting the biggest chokers in pro sports
>>63676209
>70 posts early
Bruh where is the curry spammer, I need that image he was making when the clips were up by 24
Free money tonight bros.
Everyone stacked Lebron and Curry cuz they're retards, but all the value was in the Kings who were w/o Cousins.
Rudy Gay got hurt and I took a flyer on Winslow who sucked ass, but this coulda been a big money lineup. Rondo and Gay w/o Cousins was obv big points and Koufos got 2 bullshit fouls called on him which ruined his night.
Either way, I'ma take the profit and be happy. 3 game nights are easy $.
Gotta say, if the Warriors bring this game against Chicago, they'll be eaten alive.
>>63676239
>287
hahahhahahahhahahaha
>cloppers
pfft leave this to RBL chumps
>they thought the game was over in the first quarter
>yfw curry got more rebounds than Deandre Jordan
>>63676267
Raptors already got keked, can based Jimmy save us?
>>63676259
forgot to put my lineup
>>63676267
>lakers beating the warriors
Is he human?
>>63676267
>yfw the lakers beat them
>>63676259
bruh curry beasted it tonight
>>63676267
raptors already got fucked homie
Ballmer on suicide watch
Can someone photoshop JUST on Doc Rivers?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLIPPERS BTFO
CLIPS4LYFE BINGE EATING HIMSELF INTO AN EARLY GRAVE AHAHAHAHAHA
whoever makes the next game thread, do it soon. dont let curryfag get it
Leave Curry to me.
>>63676326
>he doesn't know about the gauntlet
Anyone have a vid of Blake on that last turnover?
Are the Warriors the Seahawks of the NBA?
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW MANY TIMES CAN I REKT /NBA/ ??? HAHAHAHAHA IM A FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHA IM DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHA
Are the Cavs and Spurs fully healthy the only teams that can beat them holy shit?
>>63676336
>literally nicolas batum tier
Oh look, Curry scored another 3 on a fast break
>george jefferson kennys father
UNREAL
>yfw the Warriors weren't even #fullsquad
>>63676360
draymond jersey, she's got taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpLKdTPXdE
Chuck is always butthurt when the Warriors win
>>63676354
We have to wait and see how this season pans out.
>Seahawks come out of nowhere and dominate an entire season
>Easily win the superb owl
>Dominate their way to the next superb owl
>Choke it away
>Crumble and turn to shit next season
>Warriors come out of nowhere and dominate an entire season
>Easily win the Finals
>So far dominating the next season
>????????
we'll see
>mfw Curry got me a shitload of points in Fantasy
LEAVE CURRY TO ME!
ILL SHOW YOU WHAT A CHAMPION LOOKS LIKE!
>>63676411
grandpa will probably just sit out that night
>>63676411
5 years too late for that...
>>63676404
Celtics vs. Warriors finals confirmed.
Celtics champs confirmed.
woah breh lowe post podcast is still alive
>>63676389
>23 point lead at home
>Kerr isn't coaching
>No Barbosa or Livingston
>Steph with 7 turnovers
>Dray and Curry in early foul trouble
>Still get btfo
JUST
>>63676432
>tfw your team isn't an overrated meme
>tfw u aren't 287 bruh
>warriors ....
has kenny lost the plot
Curry is the GOAT. Curry spammer was right all along. Cloppers on suicide watch.
lakers and clippers mid-season trade when?
>>63676404
>Dominate their way to the next superb owl
Literally wouldn't have made it past the divisional round had Palmer not went down.
holy shit is anyone watching inside the nba? Barkley needs to fuck right off
>hurr durr jump shooting teams muh big man game
>hurr durr why is blake posting up so much
hes just spewing shit at this point
>2nd place showtime
damn chuck cutting deep
>>63676488
He hasn't had a good insight since calling the Mavs over the Heatles. It is sad how much he's gotten out of touch lately.
Anyone got the CP3 JUST meme? Thx fambruh
>>63676488
I actually thought the point about accepting the double team was very insightful. I think the whole "Blake hasn't improved" point was hyperbole but his spaghetti at every double and his lack of fundamentals in his (albeit effective) post game always hurts him in crunch time.
JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK
DID THE CLIPPERS WIN??
LGTSS:
>12-1 HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>63676486
maybe true maybe not im just saying they were right back in the Superb Owl and they were the favorites against the Bradriots.
>>63676525
NEW
>>63676488
Chuck is only 1% right. Blake's post positioning is atrocious, but he definitely improved over the years. Calling Deandre useless when he's not dunking is a ridiculous statement considering he was a heavy contender for DPOY.
>>63676552
He was talking offensively. He said he can rebound and shot block.
>>63676315
Curry stacked with Kings with the play. No Cousins meant big usage and mins for Gay, Bel, Rondo, McLemore, etc...
There's a fuckton of low cost Kings that were gonna produce. And Rudy Gay was a no brainer, he'd have gone for 50+ if he didn't get hurt.
Tonight setup for a free money night if you could read the games right. Everyone was gonna stack LAC/GSW when all the money was in the Kings/Heat.
>>63676488
at least he said something better than 'curry is rap battling' like Kenny. What the fuck is that nigga going on about?
>>63676605
that was bizare
