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WAS:Philipp Grubauer starts against Dallas
CHI:Chicago will start Scott Darling on Friday
FLA:Dmitry Kulikov will miss next 2-4 weeks
DET:Detroit will start Petr Mrazek on Friday
BUF:Linus Ullmark will get the start on Thursday
COL:Reto Berra will face Pittsburgh on Thursday
STL:Colton Parayko (LBI) won't play Thursday
CLM:Curtis McElhinney will start for CBJ Thursday
NYI:Travis Hamonic confirms he wants to be dealt
WPG:Jets send highly regarded Nic Petan to AHL
CHI:Patrick Kane with two more assists in win
WPG:Mark Scheifele grabs three points in victory
First for Penguins and Lightning Broship
>>63669391
REEEEE
>America Jr is literally mad at sandwiches
>one word
>>63669296
whats better than a house party on a river right by the gulf?
>>63669418
>tfw I'm pongs fan too
kinda spoopy
>sandwich
>mfw 1 hour until Yotes BTFO the >habs
>1993
>the nation of eight Stan Lee bowls
America Jr on suicide watch
>Americaitlyns
>>63669470
Not tonight Pedro
>>63669470
>we're fine without price!
>6-1 vs the fucking Avs
Lmao
>>63669484
We're not worried, a bad game here or there doesn't undo the stellar play Condon had before that.
>>63669517
Should be overflowing with pubsubs.
>>63669517
too dank for this board my man
>tfw someone said the flyers weren't ELITE
>>63669517
I'm starting to think you guys never even eat publix. you only have 3 pictures of pub subs that you post over and over again. something fishy is going on here
>>63669542
Last time I posted a pic of my delicious publix sub and Mac and cheese meal I got banned
>>63669429
That is the Scottish flag m8
U voted no remember
>>63669548
well did you talk about it for 30 minutes afterwards and keep doing it or did you just post a hey here's my lunch and then move on with your day?
>>63669529
>talking about hockey
Bruh this is the sandwich general, please stay on topic
>>63669561
Didn't get the chance to discuss it
How long until the bolts go back to panthers tier attendance?
I give it six months.
Friendly reminder to report all Publixposters
>>63669598
Lightning attendance is almost always top 10 even in the years where they were worst in the league they're top 15
>Wild YT Streams
>Cowbell song
>>63669625
I'm always shitting things up. I like my phone though anon
>select all palm trees
>>63669638
I deem that there is not enough evidence to prove that you were banned simply for posting a sub but that you were banned for reckless posting over the course of an extended period of time. sorry but you were not banned for publix but for being a faggot. enjoy the sub I post later tonight
apple is also for faggots that cant in2tech
>>63669613
>lying on the internet
>tampon gay hockey knowledge
>>63669661
Well the post they selected in the banned screen was the pic of my dinner so that was probably it
>>63669613
>lying
>on the internet
>>63669686
they generally just pick the most recent post from your IP and ban you for it, and then delete all the posts from your IP that are in that thread.
thats why faggots post screenshots of pictures that dont seem ban worthy that they got banned for. they were really banned for a group of posts but 4chan is set up to say it was just this one.
also mods are fags and idk what this picture is but I want to see it
>>63669709
Look up past attendance m8
>>63669719
oh kek thats why I have it in this folder. it was to make fun of the retards that think wordfilters are meant to be anything but silly.
I dont understand why people still insist on talking like niggers when they get wordfiltered and look like faggots. just make a new meme you lazy cunts
>Cancerman getting the start again
FUCKING WHY
>>63669613
are you talking #s of people or % capacity as attendance
>>63669760
Number of people
>>63669726
You look it up, dumbass
You're wrong you smelly cuban
>>63669726
Not seeing em top 15 let alone top 10
>>63669758
I want Lehner back ;_;
>>63669791
Except I'm not m8 don't be mad you're getting outdone by a sunbelt team
>>63669793
Why didn't you post the year?
>>63669860
only real fans drop from 8th-21st in one dragon season
>>63669860
So does every team really
>>63669860
Kind of opposite of what you said then, my smelly Cuban friend
hi guys
>>63669880
Nope. Real team's fans stay.
>>63669879
its florida they probably had their shit wrecked by a hurricane and were waiting for the insurance checks that season so they had no spare cash
Jackets@SNES
>>63669910
>>63669910
>>63669910
Who gives a fuck
>>63669903
He's just going to tell you're mad at sandwiches XD
>>63669936
>>63669936
>>63669936
Stars @ Caps Game Thread
>>63669903
Sorry I was off by 3 one year and was wrong about when they were they literal worst in the NHL
>>63669900
Just like Chicago rite?
>>63669972
No, like the Habs.
bolts rangers game thread?????????????????????????
>>63669598
>>63669903
ok faggots lets talk about 07/08, worst team in the league yet still 8th in attendance. go fuck a mans dick
>>63670009
PLEASE GAIA WE NEED A METEOR
bolts rangers game thread???????????????????
>>63670009
half the bolts are fucking dead, who cares
>>63670104
i care
>>63670104
when will the rags regress. I am sick and tired of them raping the eastern conference every year
>>63670144
When the rest of Metro gets it's shit together.
Seriously, the only team in their division that is even trying this year is the Caps.
If the rags did regress, we wouldn't even see it happen because the Metro is so bad this year.
Fucking the LAFFS were beating them if it wasn't for the living blooper reel that is Bernier.
On top of that, the Atlantic is also a mess.
The Wings are off the rails, the Sens are somehow in second and the fucking Bolts are dead.
Canada versus Russia on TSN 3 lads
>yulia thread
>only one yulia pic
I blame sandwiches
>>63670246
>Mad
I ate at Silvermine Subs today, it was okay
>>63670283
>>63670296
The only thing that can mend relations between myself and sandwiches is a pic of Yulia with a Publix sandwich.
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
rags blots gt
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
rags blots gt
>>63670283
What kinda sub did you get?
>>63670283
that looks awful
Can we get more than 1 start for Mac? Guy deserves some time in net no question.
>every hockey game thread is deader than McClavicle's career
You did this /hoc/, you fucking chased everyone off to plebbit with your autistic memeing circlejerk.
And while they're better off staying there, the second greatest sport ever is now a ghost town on /sp/
I hope you're happy
>>63670695
we're all watching a game faggot.
>Martin Jones
Hey guys, i just got home from work. Where is the Ducks @ Florida Gamethahahahahahha just kidding i know neither of these stinky smelly teams has any fans
>>63670838
btfo
>Blow out Montreal
>Get run over by Pittsburgh
Fuck off Avalanche
>>63670695
>second greatest sport
>>63669364
>FLA:Dmitry Kulikov will miss next 2-4 weeks
y is this still a team
>>63670695
things will pick up about 70 games into the season when all the lifelong LA/Anaheim/Phoenix/Chicago/Florida fans start watching their team
>>63670871
>blow out montreal
>get blown out by the laffs
>>63670838
Well there's no Pedosota/Ruins thread, no fans either I guess.
>>63670925
because all of the pedofans are on suicide watch after their patron saint jared just got 15 years
>br00ns
>>63670951
I always knew that Italian BMT made me sexually attracted to 17 year old grills
t. oldfag
>>63670951
who wants a footlong?....
>some tween does
If you guys are tired of memeing like retards and actually want to watch some hockey, Stars @ Cap is a bretty gud game
>>63671208
stars, caps
>kek
>>63671208
>worse than the rags vs. basement team from texas
i'll stick with the memes thanks
Price better fuckign god damn come back soon
Condon not worth shit anymore, god damnit
>>63671290
I watched Condon play for the Bulldogs, he seemed bretty damn good
>>63671310
3rd real bad game in a row, needs a break
>>63671286
Tampa is in Florida you chink fuck
>>63671310
He was good, but for the last 3 game or so he lsot it. When shit started going badly in the AVS game i'm sure he lost the mental part, now he fucks up on easy saves.
9 fucking games and they're almost all at the same time, jesus
i want to watch more than 1 game tonight
>>63671379
They are almost all literally who teams
Who cares
>>63671339
>>63671350
WAIT THE HABS ARE DOWN 3 NIL AGAINST THE FUCKING YOTES
>>63671404
>not watching anaheim "cup favorite" ducks struggle against florida "empty stadium" panthers
>>63671423
2 goals in 5 shot in 1st period. THe Habs ARE playing quite well, but Condon let easy goals in.
>>63671423
Yotes are elite.
Smith is elite.
I'm just watching the >empty stadium panthers because I have 3 of those clowns on my fantasy team
>fight breaks out
>boxing bell sound
>JOHN CENA'S "DU DU DU DU" THEME SONG PLAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT
>Mortal Kombat theme plays after
So much effort for an empty stadium what the fuck
>>63671634
Absolutely based
Ovechkin scores, top Russkie
>>63671764
Cupless bust
>yfw you will never be next to this woman to comfort her and make her feel okay
>>63671892
This guy will ;)
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>pedosota Mild
>The state of Zucker's shattered knee that literally happened on the final second of the game
Great win tbqh with you Joe
>the state of hockey
post you're face when the dallas stars were the best team in hockey
>>63672275
>>63672333
>mfw best team in hockey
>>63672298
I need to see a gif of that, a 4 year old could have shattered his knee.
>tfw 4 straight wins on a 6 game roadtrip
>>63672421
>implying the >shorks will make the playoffs
>implying they won't choke in the off chance they do make the playoffs
>>63672446
because it's Cancukcs year right?
>>63672480
>shorks
>literally worse than the Canucks as always
im glad jason zucker is hurt
>>63672651
Go say that on Pedosota's subreddit, they're freaking out about that vicious slash.
>>63672567
hi lol i trol u how was your day
are the cantpucks going to lose tonight or are they not playing?
>>63672713
Go the fuck back to Reddit you absolute nigger
>rags
>rags
>>63672749
While they are not playing, I am confident they will manage to lose in OT tonight and pick up a loser point nonetheless
>rags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYWuP_Pp64
>rags
Fakkin
>r
>a
>g
>s
>rags
>fags
>rags
By god, why are Finns so based? Like how?
Is it to offset the heritage disease?
>all those bishop miracle saves
>all those chances
>glimmers of hopes everywhere
Are you considering suicide rags fans? I would be.
>rangers lose
>canadiens lose
FIRST PLACE
I
R
S
T
P
L
A
C
E
>rags
>losing to the >rags
kys publixfags
>no west coast games
>all games over by 7:30
what do
>Rangers
>Avalanche
>Capitals
>Canadiens
Fuck
>>63672961
I guess they have all the west coast teams go on the road at the same time to go through their eastern games in one trip, but it fucking sucks.
memeist team?
13-14 Avalanche
14-15 Flames
15-16 Coyotes
?
>>63670239
I was at the game. Got ice level seats.
>>63673067
>any team memier than the 14-15 snes
Price is starting tomorrow
>>63673115
They were only meme for a month
>>63673103
Based, might be the best WJC team assembled since 2004
Wouldn't be surprised if >we lost this year
3 on 3 is unbelievably meme. Just a bunch of 2 on 1s, such bullshit.
3 of the top 4 OHL Scorers are American
>Canakeks
>>63673222
Also was at the QMJHL vs Russia game tonight. Wasn't quite as good.
>>63673304
dank af
>>63673333
Quads do not lie. I'm loving the series so far. Who stood out for you?
Is this guy autistic
https://twitter.com/SteveBurtch/
(ex-blogger, writes for Sportsnet now)
>>63673401
yeah he's one of those "can't see the forest because he's too busy looking at the trees" autists, too obsessed with dCorsi
>>63673401
>pension plan puppets
SJW confirmed
That Spatula goal. God damn Rags that was brutal.
w-well time to start a-another streak!
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
I'll bet a pub sub is more than $5 and it didn't taste as good as this
>>63673229
3v3 is based god faggot
>>63673481
nah it's shit senpai, literally just one step above shootouts
>>63673229
>cheering for a team of slowpokes
>>63673438
kek dCorsi, he's literally the only statfag who uses it.
finds ways to argue about everything and types in long fragments like a robot. I think he might be the only actually autistic person in sports writing.
Justin Abdelkader-Henrik Zetterberg-Dylan Larkin
Brad Richards-Pavel Datsyuk-Teemu Pulkkinen
Any wingsbros in here? Abdelkader is freezing cold and where the fuck did Pulkinen come from on the 2ND line?
>>63673502
That's the fucking point nigger nuts. Shootout is fuckin lame.
>>63673520
>7 (SEVEN) YEARS
>>63673380
Svechnikov for the Russians. Big, fast, good hands. Currently plays for Cape Breton, drafted by Detroit this year iirc.
Chabot was pretty good defensively for the Q, Perron and Joesph were good offensively.
Would've liked to see Audette play, too bad he was injured.
>>63673546
3 on 3 is only slightly better. It's literally just the shootout with some skating.
>>63673547
That was so dumb.. If he looked to be producing as he did last year I'd understand. Buuuuuuut uhh Larkin?
Are the dedwings the most bandwagoned franchise in NHL?
>>63673567
>it's literally shootout with some skating
>>63673567
At least in 3x3 you don't have to review whether or not a player touched the puck twice
>>63673601
From the 90s to around 2013 I'd say. Then the Hawks finally surpassed them
Hockey is gay
>>63673626
so is your mom but she still sucked my dick
>>63673579
Yeah, but being an all out nigger faggot DEFINITELY makes you a nigger faggot >>63673601
That happen when you make the post season a quarter of a century, while drafting some of the most hallmark players of all time.
Shit every year someone who played for the wings makes the HOF
>>63673576
Loyalty comes at a price, in the cap world it's easy to laugh but it goes a long way to show outsiders how well Detroit treats its own. People ridicule the Cleary signing every year but to me it shows just how unwavering Kenny Hollands loyal is.
>>63673636
9/10 senpai senpai desu sir.
>>63673670
shootouts are better than ties tbqh
>>63673670
The > kongs literally missed the playoffs last season because of losing shoot outs
>>63673653
>You want me to sign in Detroit? Nah, I'll play for a team that doesn't waste cap space and has a chance to win a cup
>>63673653
Detroit fans are a weird breed of asshole. While ruin fans are rabid and Cawks fans are from 2010, Wings fans all think they are Roman emperors who have the power to give the thumbs up and down.
That is a good point, pretty much the only appealing thing players Have to come here. Everyone says the same thing: "The Red Wings organization is 1St class in every way."
Now let's post some doges
Hey.
I'm back in LA,
Darryl Evans's son goes to my school.
>>63673713
What like Edmonton, Annabeth, LA, >rags, etc?
Lel
>>63673653
that loyalty is why they've become mediocre though, that's not worth praising
>>63673670
The >kongs missed the playoffs because of loser points/SOW points last year and the >perds missed the year before that.
>>63673718
Don't forget that Kongs fans are smell beaners new fans watching since 2012
>>63673746
They may be mediocre now but uh, they've never been gifted like Chicago or pongs
Why can't the Rangers beat the Bolts? Everyone else and their faggot friends can, but the Rangers can't? What gives?
>>63673788
I only looked at ROWs. If you take a game past 65 minutes you don't deserve any points
>>63673793
They'll need it soon though, can't win without stars in this league. They have basically no defense at all too. It's sad what has happened to a great franchise.
>>63673809
Because the Rags are a paper tiger team
>>63673809
Normally I would say it's because they play a similar system with slightly less talent. After tonight I don't know. Maybe it's just mental?
>>63673821
That's literally from yesterday from FSN, when Detroit played the caps.
>>63673836
I don't think it's sad, sports are cyclical, they've had an insane run as it is.
>>63673836
>no defense
Sproul, Jensen, Oulett, and Marchenko actually have been looking quite sexy
>>63673945
If they successfully rebuild while keeping the post season streak some how, it'll literally defy all sports logic
Friendly reminder that the Stors are the biggest pretenders in the league and are a first round exit babby team
>>63673986
WHO?
>>63673912
Winnipeg: 36 ROW, 14 shootouts = 86 points
LA: 38 ROW, 10 shootouts = 86 points
Jets have the tiebreaker
>>63673912
The important thing to remember is that changing the way you hand out points will change how coaches plan and how teams play. Teams will approach games differently if going to OT means they risk losing the chance to get 2 points.
>>63673952
>literally who: the defense
>>63674008
The Stars. The legendary outlaws?
>>63673986
This may be true, but I enjoy watching Seguin and benns bromance blossom
>>63674046
They're AHL kids you spazz
>>63674085
all busts senpai, if they were good they'd be in the NHL
>>63673986
reminder they already btfo the penguins twice, the jets, the wild, the capitals, the red wings, the broons and the shorks
>>63674102
Yeah dude, the fact that they Haven't replaced Kronwall, Green, and Erricosn means they suck.
>>63674132
>weed makes me sneeze
>I smoked in high-school
>I take adult drugs
Massive faggot detected
>>63674150
>the fact that they Haven't replaced Kronwall, Green, and Erricosn means they suck
With the exception of Krongwall it does
>>63674132
Yea but weed makes me appreciate adult drugs more . Especially after coming down from Molly or Yay
Go Ducks!
If you guys want some good laughs check out the Rags reddit.
>>63674086
It means that you were right that it didn't matter for the Kings. But Nashville and New Jersey in 13-14 would have both made it so whatever you read must have used some weird logic anyway.
>tfw the 2015-2016 Filthadelphia Flylels draft Auston Matthews 1st overall
>tfw someone was laughing at bad teams overpaying for bad players
>tybholmgren
>cocaine
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>63674179
Come on Canada.
>>63674315
>krongwall
lel oops
>>63674278
> not doing cocaine
What are you, some kind of candy ass roody poo?
>>63674217
>perc
>Xanax
So you don't do a drug that relaxes you but doesn't impair you physically, for drugs that turn you into a literal retard until you black out.
You're about as adult as a 14 year old emo suburban boy.
>>63674369
Lol I didn't notice this either.
Again though, not sure if you were commenting earlier but the wings havent had the pick of the crop in a while. The kids on D in Grand Rapids have been mad developed; all of them were literally literally who's when they were picked up from juniors or college.
>>63673520
>Nyquist
>Not on the top line
>Pulkkinen over Tatar on Datsyuks wing
Shit desu
> binland
Problem america jr?
yfw the kings win the cup
>>63674795
you in the thread last night F A M? haha
>>63674842
that's a terrible looking burrito
>>63674882
Yea looks more like a closed up taco
>>63674882
looks like a taco bell value mean thing
>>63669364
>she's getting older
>in another year or two she will look fucking amazing
>>63674911
Everyone I see this it reminds me of how everybody eats here.
>>63674842
no true mexican would eat something that looked like that del taco shit
>>63674795
>MFW the cheapest Laffs tickets are $50 and they're standing room only.
>>63674842
>that lipstick
who do women insist on dressing up like whores?
>>63674842
>being able to actually pick up a burrito
0/10 m8
>>63674146
>lost to the laffs
>twice
>elite in any way shape or form
>>63669364
>yulia is still best
No doubt
Also
>yfw the Star win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63675405
Sweet 5head on your waifu.
>>63675405
y-you too
>>63675429
Shut up
>>63675478
Don't get so defensive, Yoshimitsu, it makes you look insecure. You aren't insecure about that landing pad on her face, are you?
>>63674842
The Kings have played 2x more games at home than on the road and have had one of the easiest schedules to start the season in the entire league. They will regress and miss the playoffs, again.
>>63675549
Bettman can't keep getting away with it
>>63672325
My girlfriend has a cat named "snickers" that I started calling "smuckers". Then i called the cat "smuk" and now I call it "smuk frok"
>>63675617
I'm sorry Anon. It's autism. You've got 6 months to live. Make them dank.
>>63675031
>>/r9k/
why is he so elite bros?
>>63675015
>mfw wongs season tickets for little over a g
>>63674132
kill yourself
>>63672333
>>63672275
>>63672342
>best team in hockey
>>63676189
Wait a few years senpai
>>63676189
Leastern on suicide watch yet again, will they do it this time?
>>63676199
Yall wanna know what the playoffs or cups are like?
>>63676240
Provide dope ass hockey for decades?
>>63676251
Some day
>>63676290
>mfw living through 4 cups and arguably the best team ever assembled
JUST
>>63676189
>that Larkin +/-
>>63676364
Hes also got 13 points :)
>>63676286
>Dope ass hockey
>rags, frogs, craps & tampon gay are their cup threats
Lel
>>63676405
is he a future cornerstone of the roster
>>63676444
Eh. I dunno, im a wongs fan and I've been thoroughly entertained my entire life.
As a matter of fact, wtf am I saying? They've been primarily in the west the majority.
>>63676455
I dunno, but with him, Tatar, Nyquist he'll continue on the sexiness of our team?
>>63676332
Honestly tho the hype is real to be honest
>>63675549
>One of the easiest schedules
Not the Stars, Canadiens or the
>Rags
Post teams getting btfo
https://youtu.be/qGSZocIYCWI
>>63676858
REEEE
>Pricer back in
>rags
>cantnadiens
>>63670283
Wow I'm actually mad at sandwich right now
>>63676688
Lad that was roughly a decade ago
>>63676926
Babcock's still a good coach either way.
This team has looked pretty good at times in spite of the horrendous lineup they have. Imagine what could happen with some actual talent/developed prospects in there?
I'm not saying it's happening immediately, but to think that the Leafs are going to keep on toiling in mediocrity is simply absurd. They'll find a way, and it may very well happen within three years or less if the right pieces are put into place.
>>63675549
>implying they haven't won most of their games on the road
>>63676196
>behind a net
absolutely disgusting
>>63675549
Damn, I thought they were a decent threat till I looked at their schedule. Good eye.
>>63676965
Funny thing is even with this abortion of an offense, they're still winning, somehow. 5-3-2 in last 10, evne though its .500 they're competing and getting loser points and their defense is almost as bad as their offense.
If Reimer can be an average #1 (.920) then the team with a top pick and some luck in the trade/free agent department (Duchene rumors, Stamkos FA) have a shot at being a top contender soon. Between Kapanen, Brown, Hyman, and Leipsic to fill in the 2nd line wing position, Nylander and Marner to join JVR on the top line, and Rielly/Gardiner slotting in the top 4 the Leafs are a quality 2nd-liner and a trade away from being able to fight their way through the playoffs.
>>63676965
>>63677024
I miss Phil the Thrill
Why are hockey fans so racist? I took my black gf to an ECHL game and got yelled at by tons of racist assholes. What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's one thing to be a racist prick on the internet, but telling the only black person in the arena that she should stick with her own kind and watch basketball is fucking awful. It never occurred to me before, but it seems like hockey fans are the same white morons that think they are getting discriminated against.
>>63677084
maybe she shouldn't have stood up and said "AWWWWWWWSHIT ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWWWWWWWWN" every time someone threw a hit
>>63672446
>>63672502
>>63672567
> Canucks fans detected
Because getting BTFO by the Jets means your better right? Do your town a favor and don't bother making it to the Stanley Cup finals again.
>>63677084
>that happened
Shit b8, go back to reddit you oil drilling faggot
>>63677084
With hockey being traditionally found in North US and Canada, it's inevitable you won't see many black fans around. Then again, guys like Subban and Iginla are bringing color to the game and it's pretty shameful your gf got treated like shit.
Where was your local ECHL team by any chance?
>>63677084
>yelled at by tons of racist assholes
>ECHL game
There were probably 20 people in your section. That is lame though. What team?
>tfw best team in hockey and it's not debatable
>tfw #1 team in the league and in the toughest division in the league
>tfw goalie tandem is working perfectly
>tfw lehtonen .923 SV% while facing more shots than lundqvist, price, rinne
>tfw #2 PP in the league
>tfw your 23 year old dman has the most assists in the league
>tfw 5 players in the top 5 for scoring
>tfw highest scoring team in the league
>tfw best duo in the league
>tfw top 15 in attendance pct
find one reason the dallas stars won't win the stanley cup
>>63677431
>"your better"
Kek
>>63677483
3 players in top 5 for scoring****
>>63677486
Look out, we got a grammar Nazi over here!
Just stick to burning down your town, Canuck. We'll get along better that way.
>>63677496
>"your town"
Hey you did it! Good job Amerifriend!
Morning
>>63670951
Who's this girl? Muh dick...
>>63677522
>>63677522
good morning finnland
>>63677522
Is the sun up yet?
>>63677561
> rare flag
Is there a solid hockey scene down in Kathmandu?
>>63677446
>>63677460
The ECHL racists were at a Cincinnati Cyclones game. I've lived in the CIncy area for a couple years now and I've never seen people that were this openly and blatantly racist before. Hockey brings out the worst qualities of the worst people.
>>63669364
Rigged pedo ice dance is not a sport, stop posting this future Putin's mistress
>>63677577
Philly isn't a fair representation of a sports' fans. They're human garbage. I wouldn't have guessed Cincy. There are a lot of southern state teams in the ECHL,
Did your girl know anything of hockey before you brought her to the game? How'd she like it besides the blatant racists.
>>63677577
>this pic
>this post
Why are /hoc/ posters so easily baited these days?
are we finally ready to admit the yotes are elite?
>>63677645
>ruining your tank for the hometown boy
>>63677574
Fuckin nope
I'm actually in Pokhara looking for hockey sticks to take to the school I'm teaching at. I don't think I'll find any.
tfw jagr
>>63677653
The yotes will barely miss playoffs, but will 100% guaranteed win the lottery. Stanley Cup in next 4 years
Cap it.
>>63677734
>Stanley Cup in next 4 years
How when they'll be relocated in the next 2 years?
>ArrhhoooooOoOoooOOOoo
>>63677756
All memes aside, we both know that isn't going to happen
barkov? more like BESTkov!
>>63677909
>BESTkov
>7 points
>>63677734
If root for them anon
>>63677924
Jonathan Toews type of two-way meat and potatoes player.
>>63677909
That bulge
>>63677940
>Connor "12 points in less games" McDavid
>Dylan "13 points" Larkin
also
>less points than Teemu "no passing game and miss the net or hit the chest" Pulkkinen
>>63677924
PPG
Why is Filppula so close to being elite?
>>63678206
With a finn you almost win
>tfw the habs miss the playoffs
>>63678765
More excited for detoilet to miss them desu
good morning binlan
just saw a whalers sticker on a hummer, are all Hartfordboos douche bags?
it's only 2pm I feel knackered already. I wanted to stay up for the flames game tonight
Can I get a "wew lad", lads?
>>63679093
go fuck yourself abo
>>63678791
Haven't seen you in awhile Nepalbro
>rags
Mods are still asleep, post froks
>>63679025
Get some sleep before it starts then.
I miss playoff /hoc/.
Hello where is the discussion about Minnesota
>>63679353
In my pants
>>63679353
You got the name of this penis princess?
where is the Finland's wjc win thread?
>>63679545
Nah Canada is going to rek your shit again
>>63673793
>never been gifted like Chicago or pongs
>perfect human
>datsyuk
>zetterberg
>fedorov
>osgood
>hasek
>>63679574
>again
when is the last time canada won against finland? 3 years?
>>63679592
also lidstrom
>>63679605
>also lidstrom
i mentioned him, yes..?
>>63679633
;-)
Who /wildcardatbest/ here?
>>63679205
I've been busy for a couple of weeks, I come back and the rareposting really increases
i like op's thinking
Pick my lunch /hoc/
>hongcouver food
>submarine sandwich
>pizza pie
>>63680167
Asian.
>>63680223
I got Kipper's Chicken over rice with egg roll plus a side of based hot and sour soup
>cantpucks
>>63680320
I'm jelly bro, hungry af right now
>>63680372
I shall dine while /hoc/ lays in ashes
>>63677024
This draft will be the decider to determine the future of the Leafs rebuild.
Toronto has 2 1st rounders, our own and the one from Pittsburg and if Toronto plays their cards as well as luck well they could pick up 2 very good players with those picks. If Toronto can't get Matthews, who WILL be number 1 undeniably especially since he's miles away in terms of the rest of the pack, then Toronto should go for Matthew Tkachuk with their earliest pick. He's been playing with Marner in London this year and looks like a stud and comes from the seed of a player who ended up with a very long career and multiple 50 goal seasons. If Tkachuk isn't available, Alexander Nylander could be a great pick up and playing with his brother William could be good for his development and he's already doing great for the Steelheads in the OHL this year.
The second 1st rounder could be the steal of the draft if Toronto pulls it off, and that's Sean Day. He's big, he's strong and is being very undervalued right now due to his streaky nature with the Steelheads playing with Alexander Nylander, but he has NHL skills right now to make an impact and could be NHL ready within 2 years.
>>63677084
Nice bait.
>>63676196
tfw I got free parking for renewing in march
>>63680504
Toronto will never draft any good players and be condemned to eternal suffering once Babcock leaves that dumpster fire of an organization.
>>63680560
>2015
>doubting babs
>>63680504
it's really fucking weird hearing the Steelheads and talent in the same breath.
They've been literally nothing since inception and there's never been a reason to go out and see them.
>>63680571
>those stupid eyebrows
Why are most Canadian sluts so tacky?
>>63680560
I'd try to refute but then I remembered that it's fucking Lou who's the GM now.
You may just be right, but I'm still praying for either Matthews/Nylander/Tkachuk plus Day.
> you come here every day to talk about autistic memes with foreigners
>>63680596
>Why are most Canadian sluts so tacky?
Canadian sluts are the worst, I'd say the QC ones are the best but then I remember the QC English accent.
'Eh guy want me suck your dick fuck eehhh fuck'
>>63680613
>'Eh guy want me suck your dick fuck eehhh fuck'
I've literally never heard any slut say this.
Asians yes, but never Anglos or Francophones.
>>63680613
>>63680623
I am surrounded by mexicans all day. I would probably jizz my pants if I heard a thick frog accent
>>63680623
I've had Frenchies say 'eh guy' to me, they also use the word 'Fuck' as a period but I think most Canadians do.
>>63680648
>they also use the word 'Fuck' as a period
I should really go back to Montreal some time and see if that's true.
>>63680646
>that nose
Semi-urge to say OY VEY
>>63680662
you have to be rich as fuck to afford habs games
>laffs
>the current year
>>63680714
God I fucking hate my country.
You Amerifucks better make sure to contact you're senators ASAP ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE DEMOCRATS to make sure the anti-Syrian Migrant bill passes with supermajority or else King Nigger is gonna veto it and you'll be more fucked then us.
Also you already have 65k of them on hold so you better get that shit done quick.
>>63679093
>>63679111
This is why I like this place.
>canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OakjGkzO6w
>>63680683
I'd marry this beauty even with the cancer spots all over her face.
>>63680788
kek
>>63680814
Only for the money right?
>rags
>losing to the Syracuse Crunch
>19 games
>10 points
>3 goals
>2 of them are PP
What went wrong?
>>63680818
No. she looks cute ;_; I'm from AB, we don't have QTs here
>>63680828
His diving ways cursed him.
Also I'd assume Phil is also a cause.
>>63680828
He cried too much to the refs now they hate him
>>63680835
>implying
>>63680835
>I'm from AB
When are you guys starting the Civil War meetings? I wanna get out there and help kick the mudshits out and maybe live the rest of my days on a farm with a rink.
>>63680825
All the goals were by lightning regulars
>>63680876
Where is she from?
>>63680892
We're currently being over-run by Liberal college kids hence the whole NDP shit.
We'll be back to being Conserv again one day.
I just realized AB is the Texas of Canada, does the rest of Canada think we're racist homophobic gun-nuts?
>>63677483
Can't tbchwy
>tfw the stars are the first place team all the way to the playoffs
>tfw finnish goaltending inevitably takes over and they're bounced in the first round
>tfw benn rage quits so hard he gets suspended for half of next season
screencap this post desu
Reminder that almost all this stars posting is by a Tampa fan
>>63681134
I thought all the starsposters were secretly blue jackets fans desu
>>63681034
Edmonton, Gong Show model
>>63681134
>dallas
>tampa
>fans
>>63681194
>Gong Show model
oh so she's fake :( would kill to find a girl who's into hockey that isn't a bulldyke.
>>63681221
Both teams have plenty of fans f@m
>>63681246
:^)
>>63681224
>Caring about a pucksluts opinion on hockey
>>63681034
>does the rest of Canada think we're racist homophobic gun-nuts?
Nah they just think Alberta is full of oil jobs, cowboys and is a bastion for TFWs and mudshits/sandniggers.
>>63681290
I just want a girl to know player names and simple strats and not look like Byfuglien
>>63681382
>Byfuglien
That means "City Bird Hill"
Did you know that?
>>63679902
I can't wait until this girl is 20
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>63681443
Rare
>>63681443
you wouldnt be thinking anything lewd would you
>>63681431
I knew by and fug meant that but does lien mean hill?
I dated a norwegian and she actually thought I was pronouncing Big Buffs name wrong.. pff women
>>63681443
Why? She's legal now..
>>63681382
You are the decision maker, if you let your girlfriend have her own opinions what's the point of the relationship?
>>63681431
>>63681482
>fugl*
>ien*
excuse me it's early in the morning
>>63681482
>I knew by and fug meant that but does lien mean hill?
Yes
>>63681508
to make her feel like she's special
>>63680828
Phil Kessel
>America Jr
black is the new white
>he isnt in D1 on HUT (NHL 16)
>he doesnt have the great one, mario lemieux, and patrick kane on his first line
why live, /hoc/?
>>63682111
I stopped play NHL 16 as soon as the outdoor rinks opened
NHL should increase the size of the net so there is more scoring in the league to make it more exciting
>>63682288
Mad/10
>>63682284
increase the size of the rink and ban fighting
>>63682288
>no time stamp
baka
>>63682326
>this nigger won't stop posting old time stamps
>>63682284
>>63682310
Typical American fans who want to watch an Apehoop game on ice and Finns/Euros who are scared and need a big ice surface so they can play the trap easily
>>63682371
>mad
>at a timestamp
>>63682410
looks good desu
You know what's really sad? Flyover fags desperately posting their meme stores, making outrageous claims about their quality. Face it keks, you're simply not going to beat a pubsub.
If you're ever here in Charleston though, I'll take you out for one, my treat.
>>63682111
I'm D1 with Zetterbeard, Wheeler, and Backes. I don't need an overly stacked team. Big Buff and Myers are my first D pairing, with Crawshit in net.
>>63682410
>mfw a 5yr old has better handwriting than you
>mfw putting tomatoes in a sandwich
>mfw the "sandwich artist" (yuo) burnt the bread
>>63682484
>he doesn't put tomatoes in sandwiches
Bet you like your ham and cheese sandwiches just like your mommy made it, don't you Gord? Slathered in mayonnaise with no vegetables?
Neck yourself you fat fuck.
>>63682548
>implying I grew up in Canada
>not being based and eating cheese and pickle sandwiches
>mfw you consider tomatoes a vegetable
>>63682484
>tfw my handwriting is worse than his unless I write extremely slowly
Seriously pisess me off.
>>63682595
I eat pickles first thing in the morning, it's great.
>>63682603
Bet you never played an instrument
>>63682595
He's not wrong sammies are supposed to be loaded up with tomatoes peopers onions pickles and everything on top of the meat and cheese
>>63682603
just be glad you were born in the computer age desu
>>63682619
>>63682626
Did I say "pickles"? Educate yourselves.
>>63677431
>not liking the sharks makes you a canucks fan
why would i cheer for the cantpucks
>>63683200
Fuck off chubs
>>63683388
depressing weather tbqhwymf
>>63683388
>>63683484
Ice rinks are opening soon comfy time
>Finnkeks hype Puljuju and Laine but leave out Niemeläinen
s m h
>>63683614
even proscout cant hype every player
taking this to the game tonight
>>63683590
confirmed
>>63683696
I can just feel how fat you are
>>63683714
elohel, just tune in and you'll prob see yourself being wrong
>>63683714
I can tell how fat you are just by your flag
>>63683843
6'1"
160lbs
>>63677714
Is that any good? I only played the NES one.
>>63683850
Reality states otherwise
http://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/Pages/overweight-obesity-statistics.aspx
>tfw people don't believe the flyers are the best team in hockey and are gonna break out the next game they play
>>63683944
>both teams get a point either way
flyers were already showing how elite they are by not giving a fuck about the western conference
>>63683924
Gib lecavalier back
>>63683995
with pleasure
>>63683696
nice toilet paper for the second intermission, eh?
>>63683476
>wanting to give all your money to niggers
Guys, I figured out how to make women's hockey an actual sport. Women play baseball with a bigger ball. I assume (as I don't watch regular apehoop, and I certainly don't want women's apehoop) they also play basketball with a bigger hoop. So, logically, all we need to do is make the puck bigger, and women's hockey will become popular.
I was thinking we could call it "curling."
>>63684168
If you make the puck bigger, it will require more strength to move. Not a good idea (unless you use a less dense rubber).
>>63683850
>tfw 5'6" 220lbs
Do you even lift, faggot?
>>63684245
fucking manlet, that's my sister's height
>>63684245
I'm in peak physical condition bro. Do you even endurance, bro?
>>63681443
Yulenka is the best!
>>63684276
typical insecure answer, bud
>>63684277
>Do you even endurance, bro?
Actually yes, usually once hockey starts for me I cut down to 195-200.
>mfw the Debbies were a Mickey Mouse franchise near me
>>63676189
>Krejci is top 4 in points on a mediocre bruins team
Is Krejci Elite?
Bill is going to be eligible to run for President after Trump's eight year run ends
Who /Bresident Bill/ here
>>63684304
Typical overcompensating manlet lmao
the stars are elite, yes?
>>63684447
Elite teams do not lose to the laughing stock of the league
Sturrs did it twice
>my meme when >habs got BTFO by yotes last night
>>63684587
>>63683843
lel
>>63684304
God I love brown. He has the most savage hits. I can watch that gif over and over. Th best part is the impact of Sedin's head hitting the ice.
>>63684307
nail is sooooo european-looking right now
Hondo keys to THE GAME
>score
>keep torts medicated
>punch everything yellow
Let's go jacketssss
Didnt Eric Staal basically rape Phaneuf on the ice last meeting?
>>63684618
habs are pretenders, yotes proved that last night
>>63684618
>>63684786
>losing a one-goal game
>BTFO
this meme will never be funny
>>63684784
>Phaneuf
>good
pick one and only one
>>63684765
>"YUROP IS A NICE PLACE, JUST STOP SENDING US HOCKEY PLAYERS"
t. Don Cherry
>"I put puck in net Kanada lose, beat Kanada, Rusyia Number one )))))) see ya next time"
t. Nail Yakupov
>>63683696
I will look for you!
>yfw the Laffs blow out some of the best teams in the league but will lose the canes
>>63684820
why did they trade kessel instead of phaneuf?
>>63684855
I love Nail, as a Habs fan I really wish MB would go and take him from Edmonton and throw him on Chucky's wing
>>63684871
because nobody in their right mind wants phaneuf
his contract is pretty shitty on top of his shitty play
leafs appear to be stuck with him for the time being.
there's no excuse for him being captain though
>>63684871
Phaneuf is unmovable. No one will buy him. I think we are stuck with him til that contract runs out.
>>63684897
>>63684910
does he provide anything of value?
>>63684927
Sean Avery banter
>>63684941
you're telling me the leafs paid a guy that much money and all he can do is talk??
>>63684927
His numbers are actually decent this year but he is no way a number 1 defensemen as you can see from his numbers.
He is a solid number 2 defensemen, the position he is currently playing, and he is getting paid like a franchise player.
>>63684927
He's not that bad, he's still probably the most productive defenseman on that team.
Reilly will be much better when he peaks though.
mfw stars win da coop
>>63684910
someone might trade for him if the Leafs retained like 30%
>>63684896
If I ever had to see Yak in another Jersey the bleu blanc et rouge would be fine by me. Him & Chucky would be ridiculous. That being said I can't see the Oil trading him just based on how low his value is around the league. He's one of the best forecheckers in the league and showed he's an ideal shooter to have on McDavid's line. The problem is no other team needs forechecking more than the Oilers and no other team has a Connor McDavid to feed him the puck.
>>63685023
How much can the leafs retain off their bad contracts before it hurts more than it helps they are already eating a few million off of kessel.
They have to resign Kadri and start actually bringing in/up some talent. We love the run but this team is not a playoff team.
I would love to see Kadri on a short extension for like 3.5/y for 2-3 years. Give him time to earn a contract. Cause right now we like the signs but we need more results.
>>63685045
I still don't see why the Oilers aren't using Yakupov the same way as Ovechkin or Kovalchuk.
He's always open on the right side with the one-timer but no one passes to him. They also don't play him on the point for Powerplays.
>>63685118
>>63685118
>>63685118
Kings at Wings
Habs @ Isles
>>63685141
>>63685141
>>63685141
>>63685099
Tmac's system is cycle until the defense makes a mistake or try to force a mistake. For whatever reason Tmac doesn't let him set up like Kovy or Ovie do and combine that with a system that doesn't allow for him to activate off the point and you get a scoring winger making passes to the slot. When McDavid was healthy the plan was let McDavid draw the defenders and Yakupov can set up shop anywhere infront of the net. He was a shooter in this role. Now he has to make he plays. Pouliot has been getting some absolute beauty passes on the PP last few games from Yak that he hasn't converted on. I don't blame people for ribbing on him though, at the end of the day you are looking at the stats sheet and those missed opportunites by other players don't end up there.
>3 shots
>2 goals
>trashville
>>63685164
KINGS @ WINGS
>>63685164
KINGS @ WINGS
>>63685164
KINGS @ WINGS
>>63685164
KINGS @ WINGS
>>63685164
KINGS @ WINGS
Guys I heard we can say desu senpai again
Leafs @ Canes
>>63685306
>>63685306
>>63685306
>>63685318
God dammit
Realistically where should the islanders new stadium have gone?
>>63685498
texas
>>63685498
:<
I hear this Darren Larson kid on the wings is the real deal
>>63685558
You're thinking of Darryl Larssen on the coyotes
>>63685558
Could be the next Matty Kahne
>>63685324
who actually wants to watch that game?
>>63685260
>finnish goaltending
>>63685708
A true fan does not choose his fandom. His fandom chooses him.
>>63685498
vegas
but the yotes area lready confirmed for the move
Noice Reimer save
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/667900818306142209
