EDM:Edmonton to start Anders Nilsson Friday night
OTT:Bobby Ryan (UBI) might play on Saturday
OTT:Bobby Ryan suffers UBI against Columbus
OTT:Craig Anderson steers Sens to shutout victory
BOS:Loui Eriksson sinks the Wild with hat trick
WAS:Alex Ovechkin becomes highest scoring Russian
COL:Matt Duchene stays red hot in loss to Pens
SJ:Martin Jones shuts out Flyers with 34 saves
CLG:NHL teams will have 'bye week' next season
CAR:Eric Staal prefers to re-sign with CAR
TB:Ryan Callahan (LBI) not playing vs. NYR
WAS:Philipp Grubauer starts against Dallas
/5thline/ tßh
>3 posts early
kill yourself my man
Post Bills
>>63685641
why no yulia? You since kinda faggot?
>predaturds
WOAH WoAH WOAH who the fuck is this other black man on the Canadiens?
>>63685835
subban you racist fuck
>>63685863
Besides him
>>63685835
Will Smith-Pelly
>>63685881
His shadow
>>63685894
kek
Can I get a "wew lad", lads?
>>63685963
woo bud
>>63685963
waw bruh
>>63685963
whoa abo
>>63685963
who mad
>>63685963
wew lađ
>>63686057
çůćķ
>>63686072
what happens when you say that word? i only know about t b h and f a m
>>63686046
>tfw you will never be the first bean on mars
what's the point in living?
>>63686089
you're forced to move to sweden
>>63686089
it filters to kek
Are the hoc/ bantz usually this good? Is this what I'm missing out on by not waking up super early?
>>63686119
>hoc/
fucking retard
>rags
>>63686119
offseason autism is the best bantz time
>>63686143
mods are asleep. How many wheats did you pick today?
>>63686129
>this shit
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
>mad at sandwich
Edmontonfags please help me!!.what is her name??? Visiting for the weekend
Go flames go
>canes
>scoring on open nets
note even once
>>63686191
IDK but Pronger didn't bang her
>>63686191
>This is a 10 in Edmemeton
>>63686168
Any good sandwich stores there in shitpostland? If you're ever in Tampa, I'll buy you a pubsub.
>>63686191
>voluntarily visiting Edmonton
>>63686191
Fucking ugly as shit. Why do you even care?
>>63686340
>you wouldn't fuck Gord Steinke
What are you, a faggot?
>>63686340
>>63686246
>>63686212
She's pretty hot shut the fuck up where are you Edmonton fags I wanna know?
>>63686275
>He's never been to Whyte Ave or West Edmonton Mall
Lmaoing at your life, bet you are an least coast kek enjoy your syrian pals
>>63686376
>liking pointy elbows
get a load of this homo
>>63686376
I've been to both of those. Whyte Ave is nothing but drunk 18 year olds and rig pigs on leave blowing $1k in a night. West Ed Mall is a decaying piece of shit in the middle of nowhere. When the mall is your cities biggest attraction you know you've got a problem.
>>63686555
>>63686555
>>63686555
Islanders versus Ebmonton
>>63686527
What you don't have a gun?
>>63686425
>>63686439
West Ed is one of the biggest malls in the world with the biggest indoor waterpark in the world. Not to mention the themepark and ice rink plus thousands of stores. It's not and ordinary mall. Sea lions & a fucking submarine in the middle of the mall you can ride in lol
>tfw Calgarian defending Edmonton
Lel
Can someone explain to me why Norway doesn't into hockey?
>>63686607
It's ok senpai I defend calgary pretty often. I really like it as a city. Also you cocksuckers have a chik-fil-a. I'm jealous as fuck.
>>63686607
>5.3 million square feet
>big
I live in philly by King of prussia. They are working on an expansion that is 5.6 million sq ft alone mang. Your mall is small as fuck
>>63686586
don't a majority of the largest cities in the US come from blue states with no carry?
>>63686633
Small population
>>63686633
They just don't into 4chan much either.
>>63686690
Same size as Binland and produce better quality players than your kek nation. Does Norge do speed skating more, like the Dutch and Danes?
>>63686749
Do you even watching the fucking olympics? Norway is valhalla they go skiing and play chess
>>63686749
All they do is cross country ski family member
>>63686782
Shut up faggot.
>>63686789
they do death jump too
How should i get my hair cut? I currently have the hitler youth part but so many hipsters are going with it now so i think i need to change it up
>>63686095
Finding lil niggas in yo condo
>>63686941
You should probably just kys, honestly
Granted, it's not like Nepalis have great taste in hair either
>>63686960
why kill myself though?
>>63686941
buzz cut or no balls
>he isn't growing out his hockey hair
This entire thread needs to sudoku
>>63687007
some of us like getting employed senpai
>>63686978
Because at sine point you thought the hitler youth haircut was a good one
I'm jaded, everyone I know who has one is an insufferable cunt
>>63687007
This nigga knows what's up
goddamnit yak put the puck into the slot, pouliot was open as fuck
>>63687029
That's my point hipsters keep getting it and i need to not be lopped in with them. I like my sides being short though the winter wind feels so good on it
why is there so much bitching about making changes to increase scoring this season? its definitely more than usual
[spoiler]anyone who says an answer other than downsize goalie pads is dumb[/spoiler]
>>63687063
Pls see
>>63687007
Girls love pulling it during sex, it flows behind your helmet, it's metal, the list goes on and on anon
Plus if you put it in a ponytail and aren't fat and shave it can look professional
>>63687111
I lol at all the fags who want to make the nets bigger
Honestly you could make defenders shinpads narrower
3 on 3 is honestly my favorite part of hockey now
>>63687120
anon you've been in nepal too long. The only thing more hipster than my cut is a man bun or ponytail
Decrease pad size is also the only response besides actually start calling penalties again. Anybody see schneiders interview from yesterday on goaler pads?
>>63687189
Anyone who doesn't like it literally hates fun. There is nothing more exciting in hockey right now.
>>63687229
like most people i like watching it but i hate that it decides game winners. Just bring back the fucking tie after 4on4
>>63687189
>>63687229
It's meme hockey, but it is fun, sure.
>>63687229
its fucking amazing
>>63687227
they should just make it 3 on 3 all the time, solve all problems
>>63687263
That's definetly one way to increase scoring
>shootout
>>63687263
3x3 is a little too meme for 60 minutes desu. They should test 4x4 in the ECHL
>>63687285
Yeah,I fucking hate the shootout.
>>63687251
I can agree with that. There is nothing wrong with a tie either.
>>63687255
It's terrible hockey but amazing entertaining to watch.
>>63687285
Pretty abysmal way to end a pretty abysmal game. Very boring before the 3 on 3.
>>63687329
>>63687341
>>63687285
it's pretty intense once it gets to like round 7
nevermind, FUCKING REIMER
thank you, psychic captcha
>>63687369
Yeah lets let a meme play or mistake decide games because it's intense
>>63687369
We playoffs bound boys!
I am now imagining that american anon who said he was at the game looking down despondently, the laffs sign in his hands crumpled and withered
that must've been a terrible game to watch and even worse to lose it to the leafs
>>63687341
> introduce ties
>last game of the season
>both teams need 2 points to make playoffs
> with 1 min left both coaches have gentleman's agreement for shootout (since one point is useless to them)
> spaghetti everywhere
>>63687392
hopefully he gets hit by a car when leaving and breaks his leg like someone else i know :^)
>>63687387
can you imagine the shitposting if >we get to the playoffs, or worse yet, actually advance in them?
>>63687405
i remember back to like 2000 when my ahl team needed to win the last game of the year to make the playoffs and the game went to overtime. They pulled the goaler and gave up a heartbreaking empty netter with the captain just barely not making it back in time to prevent the goal.
Way better than a shootout
>>63687422
I'm pretty sure the entire hockey world will lose its lid not just this general.
>literal who's in a rebuilding year
>make to playoffs
>advance in them
>>63687436
How did the crowd react?
>>63687442
That would be based. Stupid organizations would just praise grit and good ol canadian boys even more and let the smart teams win for a while longer
Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:
The Montreal Canadiens are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.
Simply put beating the Habs comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Canadiens are top 5 in GA/GP) because a full strength Montreal team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though Montreal does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.
This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.
My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:
Who can beat the Canadiens? No one this is our year.
>>63687422
>>63687442
alright, let's be hypothetical here
if the leafs make the ploffs, there's 2 ways
1. a WC spot
2. being a top 3 Atlantic team
if they're a WC spot? that's probably either a:
HABS/LEAFS SERIES
or a
RAGS/LEAFS SERIES
can you fucking IMAGINE
and what if they're an Atlantic spot?
That's could just end up being a fucking WONGS/LEAFS series
those 3 things would be some of the most explosive threads you could fucking have
that sounds goddamn fucking horrifying, especially if the leafs manage to win
>>63687469
lots of shooting cuz it looked like he would be able to chase the puck down and then basically just silence it sucked. He was going full speed so he crashed through the net trying to get ;_;
>>63685641
My favorite bean man desu.
>>63687492
In no universe, bizzaro or otherwise, could the >laffs possibly end up in the top three in their division.
>>63687189
>>63687229
3v3 is too memey I liked the 4v4 OT the AHL had last season
>>63687288
4v4 was what the AHL had. You dont want the fucking 7th round draft picks in the E testing anything
>>63687509
>bruins are bad
>sens are bad
>sabres are bad
>leafs are bad
>wongs are worse
>panthers are whatever
it's really not that hard to be a top 3 in the atlantic
>>63687509
>>63687492
>>63687442
>4th best record in the NHL last 10 games
>best in atlantic
it's habbening bros
>>63687539
mfw detoilet nigs thought their meme AHL coach would be able to fill babcocks shoes
>>63687539
But you forget, the >laffs are absolute shit and make all of those teams look like Cup-winning teams by comparison. Also, the >laffs have lost every game they have played against those teams.
Great, now the Preds are going to play like gods against the Wild
>>63687752
>pedo
>>63687752
but your other team beat them so you'll be 1-1
>>63687752
Oh look it's the pessimist fag again
Kill yourself since you're so hopeless
>>63687795
I guess, but the Wild are more likely to make the playoffs than the Jackets (and also the Wild need to end this fucking losing streak)
Glad the Jackets won, just wish the Preds were more competitive tonight (inb4 Hutton shutout tomorrow)
Which NHL goalie will be the first one to meme their mask up?
>>63687851
>pedo
>tripfag
>anime fag
>supports 2 teams
just kill yourself
>>63687880
where the fuck have you been?
that new sabres goalie from the AHL has a minions mask
>>63687827
Melvin the paranoid shitposter
>>63687880
Ryan Miller or Malcolm Subban
>>63687851
>just wish the Preds were more competitive tonight
But they completely dominated tonight, only lost because of a few early mental errors. Rinne will probably play again since he faced so few shots.
>>63687880
Lehtonen put waifus on his
>>63687903
fuck off retard
>>63687913
>being mad at facts
It was basically the Blues game again.
>>63687934
>replying to tripniggers
Anyone got a webm of Subban chimping out with a sucker punch?
>>63687909
wew a finnish weeaboo? what are the odds?
>>63687900
shaking my head
Still waiting for a beanman, pepe, or costanza. Imagine like 3 or 4 years from now.
>current year
>trying to score on me
>ishygddt
>>63687967
pepe has the best chance, he's already half-normified
>>63686168
>>63687880
Idk how many canadians have already put A FUCKING LEAF on their masks?
>>63688022
that existed before it was a meme
>>63688021
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
>>63688070
What's in it nepalbro
also get me some momo and achar, i could eat that ALL DAY SON
>>63688106
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, oil, mayo, cucumber
I haven't had real bread in so long
Momo is great, but it's hard to find because there's no cooking gas
>>63688159
wait senpai are you FROM nepal or are you just there temporarily
>>63688159
make your own bread lazy faggot
you can only respond to this if your team is in first place in the entire league
>not so fast rags
>not so fast frogs
>not so fast shitcongo
>not so fast tampon gay
>>63688175
Dont answer this fag
>>63687994
>yfw smug pepe with >your team's hat on a goalie mask
>>63688178
Good post
+1 (You) cred for insightful Hokkei banter
>>63688175
I'm here temporarily, as illiterate as my drunk posting can be. I've eaten nothing but rice for four months.
>>63688177
Pretty difficult when nobody owns an oven. I love cooking but it's difficult here.
> no hash brownies
>leastern has no players in the top 3 for points, goals, or assists
>>63688245
http://www.thelightningshaft.com/lightning-news/lightning-accepting-syrian-refugees-in-seek-for-more-offense/
>>63688245
>tfw your team has a player in the top 3 for points, goals, and assists
>>63688210
stay salty nigger
>Andrighetto recalled from St. John's
>>63688382
who
ha ha, time for peak organic maple syrup collaboration
>>63688390
This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iiw1wm-PAY
>>63688178
>>63688282
>still lost to the laffs twice
The Blitzkrieg continues
>>63688899
anyone has the "I'll see you at the camp, Connor" pictures
>>63688178
You can only reply to this post if your team has more Stanley Cups in their history than Than the Hawks have had in the last 3 years.
Not so fast Dallas shitbags.
>>63688899
Pretty much this.
>>63688899
I have this stud, Hall, Johnny Hockey, King Kling in my fantasy league.
I can die in peace.
>>63688899
>leave jew jersey to me
>>63688899
>tied for 24th in league scoring
>only 10 GP
Imagine the rape the Oilers will bring when McMeme is healthy
Hall-Drai-Purcell
Pouliot-McDavid-Yak
Hendricks-RNH-Eberle
>>63688933
checking in
>>63688899
>Leon: The Professional
EVERYOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE
How do we fix the Hawks?
Is it a matter of waiting for the kids to start feeling more comfortable, or do they need to trade some pieces to assure that problems are addressed?
>>63688965
I might switch yak and ebs periodically - I want more data about the mcdavid/yak chemistry and suss out how much of it is mcdavid just firing up linemates versus legit chemistry. It looked really good but I don't think there was a big enough sample size.
>>63689009
They're cap fucked and aging.
>spending almost $40M on 5 players
They need to find another Leddy to give their defence some depth. The last couple times they had to sell off players after a cup Keith and Seabrook were still on the right side of 30 and Kane/Toews were just starting their prime.
>>63688965
>Imagine the rape the Oilers will bring when McMeme is healthy
hell they might even get up to 5th in the division
>>63689060
I think Seabs is the biggest question mark..
Kane is obviously one of the best, if not the best, offensive player in the game and Toews can carry the team when he needs to. Keith doesnt look like hell feel the effects of aging for another 5 years honestly.
But Seabs... he looked old tonight.
Hossa hasn't been that great offensively either.
I'm worried that the younger guys aren't going to develop honestly
>>63689082
the defensiveness... is that a hint of fear?
>>63689100
I am absolutely amazed at how quickly Keith bounced back from that knee procedure. He's as agile as ever.
>>63689143
He's probably one of the fittest guys in the league. I think he has one of the highest ice time averages in the NHL.
Recovery time is usually pretty short for guys like that. Wish he did his surgery shit over the summer, Hawks would probably be better in standings if that were the case.
>>63689060
And I should mention that I really like Gustav Forsling. What a horrible trade Vancouver made when they moved him
>>63689100
My point with Kane and Toews is that in 2010 they were still on the upswing of their careers. The Hawks could withstand the bleeding because Kane and Toews improved in the years after. Now they are at the peak of their ability and shouldn't be counted on to improve.
>>63689168
So what you're saying is he's pretty much Wolverine?
>>63688951
>mfw I left the ubermench on the bench
>>63689191
yeh pretty much faM
>>63689143
Keith is a freak. He pretty much carried the defense through that play off run last year.
He's undoubtedly one of the best players in the league
>>63689183
I think Toews and Kane have settled into niches on the Hawks. Toews scored a lot early in his career but hes taken a more minor role offensively, while Kane is one of the best point-getters in the league. I actually think Kane could get better in the next two years.
But I agree, I don't see either player getting much better than they already are.
>flim flams traded this kid
>for a cap anchor that will impart their ability to resign their team next year
>>63689257
Kane is going to love 3x3 as long as his defence can get him the puck.
>>63689128
>generous predictions are now defensiveness
kek
>>63689257
Kane stickhandles constantly. Even when he's just kinda fucking around near the blue line and he's waiting to drop it to a defenseman so he can skate in. His stick never stops moving. If he gets challenged he breaks up the pattern and embarrasses motherfuckers. Plus he is very agile.
Oilposting is my favourite posting
>>63689280
>974 on 38 shots
legit as fuck
>>63689339
guy in the middle looks a lot like steve buschemi, lmao
>>63689318
He's like a smaller jagr imo he is so fucking shifty and slows the game down and speeds it up at will.
Probably my favourite player to watch on a pure talent level
>>63689280
Nilsson & Brossoit are the 2016-17 tadem with Talbot going back to the >rags
Honestly, Brossoit could get a callup by the trade deadline at this point.
>>63689280
Defense is the biggest question mark on the team though. Imagine Kane in 3x3 OT with the better defensive teams from 2010-2013
Either way, the D needs to step up
>>63689257
Prime is generally accepted as 23-25 so yeah both of them are past it.
>>63689371
his stick handling reminds me of Datsyuk
>>63689381
Scoring prime. I think in terms of overall play and the ability to help win games it stretches a bit later for forwards.
>>63689394
Datsyuk at his peak tho
>Hey senpai what kind of cap hit you want?
JUST
>>63689415
Datsyuk at his peak is almost unmatched in terms of stickhandling.
Tbh Kane is the only one that compares
>>63689381
>23-25
Tons of players don't peak until they're 26-28
See: Pacioretty
>>63689443
I just ignored
>23-25
Becuase generally that's probably correct, but Kane and Toews are special players
>inb4 Toews system babby meme
>>63689443
>tons
>names one
kEK
>>63689440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkdccFT-9fI
kane doesn't have the sheer guile and gall of datsyuk
>>63689512
>datsyuk turning nearly 90 degrees on a time while retaining a good amount of speed. on one skate for the turn.
god mode
>>63686666
They are not making an expansion of 5.6 million sq ft at King of Prussia you lying kike. I looked up your mall its not even half the size of West Ed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Edmonton_Mall
"West Edmonton Mall is the largest shopping mall in North America"
Went to the griffins game, it was a meme fest, 7- 4 and jurco got a hat trick
>>63689488
MSL
Sedin brothers
Happens all the time my friend
>>63689512
This desu. Will we ever be graced by the presence of a hockey wizard like Datsyuk ever again?
On an unrelated note: who off suicide watch now that Larkin isn't ded off a knee injury?
Is datsyuk a hall of famer?
Not too sure
>>63689633
Depends, do you mean >we as in your team, or we as in hockey fans in general?
There are always gonna be phenomenal and exciting players. Will you get them on your team? Only if you suck fat cocks consistently and win draft lotteries like the oil :)
>>63689578
Not only is he on one skate, he's on the skate that is less natural. His centre of gravity is way off to one side
>>63689512
I never said Kane was as good, but he's comparable
>>63689608
Did Cally score? I went to a Griffs game last year and it was sold out.
In Glens Falls, NY.
>tfw I got seats behind the Griffins bench for 10 bucks
>tfw an elite heckler shitposted irl about Ferraro and caused him to get gud
>>63689669
well no that makes sense, he has to lean hard to his right while supporting on his left skate. a tight turn like that is better braced from the outside leg rather than the inside leg. physics and shit.
>tfw the fourth reich is upon us
>>63689653
Both, Larkin is just that elite.
>>63689649
Anyone who thinks he isn't had brain damage T B H
>>63689740
Right is easier to do if you don't care about falling. Left is the only way to stay standing up. Lots of players would be ok with falling down to make the play but Datsyuk says fuck that because he knows he can do it.
>>63689649
>won cups
>won and been nominated for individual trophies
>puts up elite numbers year after year
>one of the most highly-regarded playmakers of the last 20 years
he's a shoe-in
>>63689821
Datsyuk is easily an HOF'er
>>63689821
>shoe-in
is this a meme or did you just type a beautifully ignorant malaprop?
>>63689884
distinct shoeing motion
>>63689649
There's no way he isn't a first ballot hall of famer, can't say that about anyone else in the league not named Jagr.
>>63689779
Can't say Larkin has shown anything elite at this point.
>>63689990
3 selkes in a row and 2 cups, never broke 100 pts in a season though
Is he elite yet lads?
>>63690060
He was a passenger on the first cup though. 7th in scoring among Detroit forwards in the regular season, tied for 9th in the playoffs.
>Fall asleep
>Miss Kings vs. Wings
>Miss Oil vs. Devils
>I'm not even mad the Kings lost, I respect the Wings
>LOL WOW DEVILS BTFO
>>63689990
>Can't say that about anybody else in the league not named Jagr.
Ever heard of Crosby, Malkin, and Ovechkin?
>>63690203
First Ballot not HHOF regular
>>63690241
Oh misread that. Still, Crosby and Ovechkin have to be in that as well I'd think
>>63689990
Iggy is a first ballot hall of famer
>>63690082
>13
Not trying to be a homer but did be pick that number because of Datty the Natty?
Also, top banter ITT. Keep it up lads.
>bombston
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJux2dnJM0
>>63690262
First Ballot is still in the air, I could see them hitting 2nd at worst.
>>63690307
No cup
>>63690420
We just don't have a complete book on either of them. Ovi has no cups and Cindy hasn't been consistent. I mean this year crosby is on pace for what? 50 pts maybe?
>>63690383
>pussy nigga
Are the devils ELITE?
Is it too late at night to
>Rags post?
>>63690383
>FUCKIN' PUSSY NIGGA!
>>63690420
Ovie will definitely be first ballot, especially after taking the Russian record. Sid might not, though.,
>>63690441
Ovechkin is a first ballot HoF if he loses a leg in his next game. Players with at least 3 Harts
>Lemieux
>Gretzky
>Bobby Clarke
>Bobby Orr
>Gordie Howe
>Eddie Shore
>Howie Morenz
If he get another the list drops to just Shore, Howe and Gretzky. Clarke and Shore were first ballot HoFers. Morenz was one of the first 9 players inducted into the Hall of Fame. All of the others had the waiting period waived for them. If Washington can manage a cup then there is no argument against him.
>>63690606
Mickey Mouse organization
>>63690441
Crosby probably would have been first ballot if he hadn't both had a concussion and TERRIBLE medical team. Before that he was destroying the league.
>>63690613
It's one pm
>rags
>>63690383
>being a pussy nigger
https://streamable.com/wail
>Oh my god are you FUCKED?
t. T. Hall
When is Hall changing his number to 88
He's so good /hoc/, when will you realize?
https://gfycat com/MadCreativeAddax
>tfw all other generals are inferior to /hoc/
why even browse /sp/
>>63690307
Was based with Calgary but I'm not sure if he'll be a first ballot hall of famer since he didn't win the Cup yet.
Oilers fans how does it feel knowing some of your fans are THIS dumb?
Player in question (Receiving) was Hamonic.
We HFBoards now.
>>63690853
Leon, Ebs & Davidson OT unit when
>>63690870
>northernswagger
That's a native m8, not a human.
>>63690870
There are some Laffs tier Oilers fans out there.
>>63690860
hocgeneral.com senpai
>>63690880
>>63690876
>mfw there's tons of Oilers fans who don't realize that Oilers would be a million times worse than Buffalel without Eberly
OFFICIAL Canadian Team Rankings
>1. Habs
>2. Leafs
>3. Snes
>4. Jest
>5. C ucks
>6. Flams
>7. Oilels
discuss
>>63690889
is keks banned?
>>63690889
Sens should be below the Oilels desu
>>63690889
Weak bait desu
>1. Habs
>2. Flims
>3. Jests
>4. Cantpucks
>5. Snes
>6. Leafs
>7. Oilnigger
>>63690884
That's an understatement, >we'd be relegated to the AHL without >our leading point scorer 3 out of 5 seasons.
>>63690921
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/showplayer.php?pid=1342
You ever actually looked at his fancy stat breakdown? The amount of work that guy does for >you is fucking absolutely nuts. Edmonton would be complete shit without him.
>>63690889
>Habs
>good
pick one
>>63690917
>worst goaldifferential in the league
>2nd
>>63690921
>we'd be relegated to the AHL without >our leading point scorer 3 out of 5 seasons.
Who? Hall?
>>63690948
Shit tier meme player carried by Nuge desu
>>63690870
The fucking idiocy. Dirty niggers play GM mode once......
>>63690948
Lets be real, the Oilers are pretty cleanly in the relegation ranks as it is
Hej
>>63690961
Dra at helvete
>>63690937
My head still hurts watching this
>>63690970
Oj vilken överraskning
>>63690925
Never been to big on fancy stats but goddamn his stick handling in tight really shows up on his CF%
>>63690948
Eberle is the leading scorer 3 out of 5 seasons tho lad
>>63690979
Dumjavel
Lel.
>>63690979
Hope 'Svärd' means Autistic.
>Autistic_Karlsson.jpg
p.s. I know what it means, you don't have to go all literal on me, Eurotrash
>>63690995
It's your lucky day, it means "autistic"
Did the condon break, anon?
it feels so good to be a stars fan
been a fan for a decade and now finally can feel the joy of them not getting BTFO every season
>rags
>mfw flyers will pick Laine in the top-5
>he breaks peepoo salami's rookie goal record playing with the 2 gingers
>provorovers sandheim morin and ghostbear replace the literal shit on the blueline
feels pretty good lad
>>63691673
>Finns
>Even breaking top 10
Top meme lad
>>63691673
Next year will suck too.
>None of the dmen will be ready.
>The forwards will still be as shit and overrated as they are now.
>1 line team and even they can't score.
>Vinny, AMac and Umberger still on the books.
>Whoever they draft will probably go straight to the Phantoms if not whatever CHL team he's currently playing for.
There is literally nothing to be excited about. This team is Edmonton tier bad at least until 2017.
>>63690383
"he's half your size"
when will they learn
>>63690383
>southie
why must the ruin it for us.
fucking Southie needs to be nuked
>>63691816
>RAGS
>RA
>RG
>RS
>>63691912
Well, that almost fucking worked
>Inb4 Nepal can't triforce
What do the Swedes think of Filip Forsberg?
>>63686191
She's ugly.
Basted Margeaux is the hot one
Edmonton should get trade Eberle and RNH for defense once McDavid comes back.
>blackhawks
>>63686749
>Danes
>ever good at speed skating
It's a three nation sport
>>63686191
Why you trying to stalk my wife, bud?
>>63692020
is this the guy who cried after 2014 finale?
What the fuck happened to him? He seemed like a good 2nd line scorer but has turned into a 15 point player in 2 years. Is he just dead inside from playing in Buffalo for so long?
>>63692948
he got a shit ton of protected minutes and offensive zone starts in vancouver. They were grooming him for a trade knowing that he was garage
WHERE DO I FUCKING SIGN UP
>>63693464
Jesus christ
When will the CBJ get this desperate again
>>63693464
Any sunrise bros know if you can just go sit lower bowl since it's empty?
>yuro /sp/
It's awful
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63695915
kongs fans pls go
>tfw torts wins the jack adams
>>63696179
what's the columbus record after torts came?
>>63696179
>Avril
I cry every time RIP in peace.
>>63696367
Goddamn, she looks like the joker
Rags - Stars SCF confirmed
>>63696496
Breddy gud
>>63696367
>>63696244
>>63696179
>>63696270
Dat career decline
>Complicated
to
>HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
to
>MINNA SAIKOU ARIGATOU K-K-K-KAWAII
>>63696496
>Rags - Stars
>City Folk vs Cattle ranch folk
>Democrats vs Republicans
>rags vs /hoc/
Who ya'll got?
>>63686158
>wheats
finally you americans have started to listen to your wheats experts at Kellogg's and are spelling it right.
>>63687189
>>63687229
>3x3
too few passing options for players which leads to less creativity and worse goals, unless you like every goal to be a mindless rush down the ice its shit.
>tfw buddy's pond isnt frozen yet
Welcome to Obamas's America
>>63698448
climate change senpai
>>63698448
>iphone
opinion discarded
Is tortorella elite?
>>63698464
people as dumb as you shouldnt be able to live
>>63685963
Wew lad
I just want to skate on the based pond with my hockey hair flowing in the wind lads
>>63698532
He's right
We usually have at least a handful of skates in before thanksgiving
>>63690383
JOHN!
Well?
What's the deal with bean man
>>63690383
MASSHOLE MASSHOLE MASSHOLE MASSHOLE MASSHOLE MASSHOLE
>Flim Flams unironiclly thought le one pullup man was better
>>63697559
>Mad at 3v3
>M
>A
>D
>A
>T
>3
>V
>3
what's up you meme loving fucks
>>63693086
It ended up being a nothing for nothing type trade anyway when you think about it now.
>>63700519
>Happy at 3 on 3
>>63700889
Here's a meme for you
>>63699848
dank
Reminder that your team sucks
>>63699848
where on this do I edit >my team's logo? The eyes? It has potential, but you really have to think of the meme fundamentals: dankness, smugness, ebinness, and editablity. Watch a Finnish poster and see what he does and try to model your memeing after him.
>>63701378
>Finland
>Memes
Things have changed pardner...
>>63699848
>Norge
>>63695915
> You now remember the NHL Guardians
>>63701627
Just because the other countries are catching up doesn't mean that Funland isn't still the most ebin country at memes.
>>63702000
The Blue is super overpowered
So is the Blue Jacket
The >rags superpower is the ability to be multicultural
Hey norway here's one for ya. >>63699848
smuk_losbter
>>63702190
>>63702000
>Wild
WTF
>Blue Jacket
Sweet, it's a Gundam
>Not a tomahawk throwing native warrior
Why are the NHL such pussies?
>>63702000
>interdimensional teleportation expert
>not The Trasher
>>63702459
That would be badass.
And I'm not saying that just because I'm native.
>tfw I have blister things on my ass that have been bleeding all week
>tfw I feel hungover but I didn't drink anything last night
Am I dying /hoc/? What should I do?
>>63702863
Umm
You got roofied then ass raped bro...
>>63703068
Do I blame Patrick Kane? I don't remember getting raped last night, but it's possible I guess.
>>63703146
youre more likely to have been raped by an SJW that whispered patrick kane in your ear all night in the hopes that you would wake up and blame him
>>63703146
Patrick lame is homosex we have to understanings thing a teuvo bust
http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2015/11/20/9770796/jonathan-toews-brandon-bollig-fight-scared-blackhawks-flames
What a cUck
has the NHL posted a single headline about Draisaitl this year? is it true? is Buttman scared?
I do not know what this image is. I am posting it to find out because I am lazy
>>63704371
thank you for your time
>>63704082
Very few, he's usually just mentioned in passing in articles about McDavid's absence.
It's a shame, he's probably the best young player in the league not named McDavid.
>>63703349
What?
Teuvo won a Stanley Cup his first year in the NHL. What have you done with your life?
Going to visit my grills family in California and I just found out she lives in the same neighborhood as Patrick Marleau
What are the odds I can find a way to banter off Patrick Marleau?
>>63692948
At least Poile gave him a contract worth nothing, So nothing lost really. Dude has been very average as of now.
>>63702399
Looks like a transformer to me
>>63690981
yfw oilers get regulated and da hersey bears get promoted
>>63693571
yeah anything that makes the stadium look full on TV is good
>>63705659
bears bro whats up
despite all my >rags I am still just a clip art pig
rags
>>63706054
YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO >RAGS PROPERLY
>laffs
>>63689990
Elias
>>63705701
What do you think it's like winning the Calder Cup?
I get that the AHL is full of good players who really know the game, but they're really only champions of their league. They're the best of the second best. Seems like it would be a weird feeling to me.
>>63707035
I bet it feels very good. kind of like winning a college championship because most of the players know they'll never make the big leagues and the good players know this is one big milestone in their careers.
I still remember watching carey price destroy hershey and basically win the calder cup finals single handedly and it worked out pretty good for him
>>63707035
Feels good to win trophies in any league to be completely honest
>>63686607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_bhVSGKEg
>>63689339
>>63689359
I think it's Mengele
the Devils run through western Canadia has not been succesful so far.
>>63686607
>West Ed is one of the biggest malls in the world with the biggest indoor waterpark in the world.
I once threw up in the wave pool and swam away.
I also used to feel up girls in the wave pool when I was a kid.
>no early games
>>63699848
bretty dank tbqhwyf, needs more smugness tho
>>63707430
is this a bean man in his hand?
Is the 02 Red Wings the greatest team ever put together? Can anyone stop them?
>>63707401
>only one late game
>>63707636
80s Oilers
70s habs
>>63707688
canada wasnt a country then so it doesnt count
>>63707798
>losing to Britain at hockey
Americaitlyns everyone
>>63707977
lel
>>63707977
8/10 would save if I were a memening fan
>>63707575
yes the finnish meme extremists do not tolerate the bean man
>>63708267
Take your country back, Tuuka
You have my axe
>>63707035
For young rookies they feel awesome. For old vets they get one last bit of glory. Tbh it would feel worse winning the ECHL or SPHL cup since the pay is still shit there
Sportsnet Stats Verified account
@SNstats
Attendance tonight in Carolina: 9,305
Average home attendance this season:
Carolina Hurricanes: 11,227
Quebec Remparts: 13,230
>>63708968
It's going to look like shit for the league when a team that's won a Cup gets moved.
>>63708992
Carolina doesn't really give a shit about anything but the Panthers. In general it's not a massive sports state desu.
>>63708968
please no expansion draft
just relocate them and the coyotes
>>63708974
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>63708974
>king
>no ring
>>63709134
the fuck do you care?
the coyotes have a bunch of sick players, they deserve better hockey environment
>>63709172
why can't they be like Dallas?
>/nba/ stealing our memes again
>>63709357
because they're in a desert and losing money
>>63709357
>>63709453
They are fucked because they dont actually play in Pheonix they play in Glendale. If the stors played in Arlington they would get shit attendance
lets make some baseless predictions
In no meaningful order:
>Lightning over Ducks
>Sabers over Stars
>Pens over Sharks
>Leafs over Bruins
>Senators over Flyers
>Panthers over Rangers
>Avalanche over Capitals
>Coyotes over Jets
>Red Wings over Blues
>Predators over Wild
>Blackhawks over Canucks
what happened to the meat and potatoes meme?
>>63709899
my eyeballs just bulged out of my fucking head like a cartoon
>>63709673
I'm drunk so this might seem stupid but hear me out
everyone hates that the local government gives money to teams to build stadiums and they think it doesnt make more jobs and shit but thats not the problem. I think the problem is that each team wants a huge place with tons of acreage so they can say they have the best thing X or whatever.
what they need to do is say hey we'll build a kickass arena downtown but you need to give us some property tax rates and that way everybody fucking wins because theres more reason to go downtown and actually do stuff and more people actually go to the games
>>63709899
mcdavid got literally mad at memes and started playing better to shut us up
>>63709896
>Lightning
>Stars
>Sharks
>Bruins
>Flyers
>Rangers
>Capitals
>Jets
>Red Wings
>Wild
>Blackhawks
>>63709899
McClavicle got mad at memes
Nice Gretz dubs, sauce?
>>63709027
Duke/UNC are the only big things that aren't the Panthers that I can think of.
Maybe ncst/scst football
>>63709899
What I'd give for her to sit on my face until I can't breathe
>>63709896
>Lightning
>Sabers
>Sharks
>Leafs
>Flyers
>Panthers
>Capitals
>Coyotes
>Blues
>Wild
>Canucks
Why can't anyone beat the flames 3 vs 3?
Kane Keith toew couldn't even touch the puck.
I honestly fancy the flames to beat anyone 3 vs 3
>2015
>not having a clip art pig to throw on teddy bear toss
I am actually looking forward to teddy bear toss more than eating a shitty thanksgiving dinner on Thursday with normie cousins who just want to watch college football
When are the Oilers going to get capfucked?
By 2018-2019 they will have
Hall, RNH, Eberle, Pouliot, Sekera and Klefbom for ~32M.
Draisaitl and Yakupov will hit RFA the year before and will either come off a bridge deal or be due for the big bucks.
McDavid and Nurse hit RFA, Reinhart the year before too (but he won't earn as much)
I.e. they will have ~50 million $ locked in 6 forwards and 4 defensemen.
>>63709896
Blots
Stars
Pongs
Leafs
Sens
Panthers
Caps
Coyotes
Wongs
Preds
Blackhawks
>>63710396
how the fuck could the oilers be playing worse than they already are if they get cap fucked?
buffali vs. dallas
I like the potential of this meme off.
5-2 stars
>>63710396
>implying the cap won't be 100 million in 2019
>>63710396
Purcell, Scrivens, Nikitin combine for 11.3 M off the the books next year. If they buyout Ference that number becomes roughly 13 M. Laurent Brossoit will be under cost controlled RFA years and will be an NHL goaltender by the start of next season at the least meaning savings in the crease. They'll have roughly $20 million in cap space next season. Bogdan Yakimov, Mitch Moroz, Greg Chase, Kyle Platzer are all possible candidates to make the team and are on cap flexible deals. By 2018-19 Hendricks, Korpikoski & Fayne are gone leaving 7.9 M in space. There's room to re-sign all of the names you mentioned.
I want to start watching hockey. i watched a few videos today and it seems breddy gud so I'm going to watch a match tonight.
Which should I watch?
I was considering following the Blackhawks because I follow the Bears in NFL and they're the only thing CM Punk talks about on Twitter. The issue though is that they seem a bit too good and I have two issues with their jersey: a) Its ugly as fuck and b) I probably couldn't wear it around uni campus due to the native fellow on it.
If anyone could suggest an entertaining team that has a half decent jersey that'd be great. Thanks /hoc/
>>63710754
Become a lightning fan my over-the-pond friend
>>63710754
Jersey Suggestion - Edmonton Oilers, Leon Draisaitl.
Any of the games coming up in 10 minutes will be interesting to a casual fan. I'm probably going to watch arizona/winnipeg cause I enjoy watching domi + doan.
Pens versus sharks will probably be pretty good too. Based Kessel.
>>63710909
>>63710909
>>63710909
>>63710909
bolts at ducks guies
>>63710754
follow the flim flams because theres another bonglander that does. otherwise I will bully you to no end
Is this where I can get some free Bruins memes?
>>63710950
>iphone
no you must overpay for them
>>63710754
Canadiens & Oilers have the best jerseys and I say this as a Jets fan. Both are iconic.
>>63710754
Flames
Also do you have a eihl team?
>>63711131
>Canadiens & Oilers have the best jerseys
Would you like to try again, bud?
>tfw driving 5 hours through this blizzard
>>63711171
Technically yes. I've literally justdecided to watch NHL in the last 2 hours so its not like i've followed one but I'm from Glasgow so the Braehead Clan are mine.
>>63710754
>a) Its ugly as fuck and b) I probably couldn't wear it around uni campus due to the native fellow on it.
1) I'm from Edmonton where we hate natives and even I think the Blackhawks jerseys are amazing
2) You don't even have natives in the UK, no one would know wtf it even is so why would you think they'd care?
If you're going to get a name on the back for the memes get Kane, but if you want it to be classy get Keith
>>63710754
>they seem a bit too good
they aren't
>I probably couldn't wear it around uni campus due to the native fellow on it.
what the hell kind of kek shit is this?
>>63711251
Fellow clan fan here. Glad to see another Scot onboard.
If you have not been already you should go see the clan, I started going in September and have been to every home game since and a couple of away games
>>63711191
Why does Kariya always seem to sport the "just kill me" face
>>63710754
Follow the wings because.
>>63711310
Because he was carrying Teemu and the rest of the team on his back for the entire time he was with the Ducks.
>>63711345
>>63710754
Jerseys are sexy too
>>63711395
And then Teemu goes and wins the Cup without him
Is there a bigger kek than Kariya?
>>63711287
>>63711304
I'd get bothered too much for it being "racist" and all that shit. I don't think it is but its not worth the bother for me and (and ill attempt to say this in the least pretentious/wanky way possible) My reputation/ what I do at uni is a little bit important both right now and in the future and giving the crazy bitches ammunition like that is not worth it. Fuck this SJW earth.
>>63711305
Its one of those things ive always considered. I might end up doing it over the next few weeks to take a break from studying. Have a few mates I can easily convince to go.
>>63711345
>>63711406
That jersey is gorgeous and it was the first I thought of because Dr Cox in Scrubs.
Are there enough white people in Detroit to sustain a hockey team though?
>>63711440
We've got Fife next week, who are our biggest rivals so there always a good atmosphere against team.
Hockey I much better live btw I don't think tv does it justice even though I still love watching it on tv
>>63711310
Because he's a Canadian gook
>>63711467
Pick the flames they are the only non meme team
>>63711440
>I'd get bothered too much for it being "racist"
It's not racist at all, dude.
If someone says it's racist then they are dumb fucks and they should do some research before opening their mouths.
Here's the history on the name:
>Blackhawks owner McLaughlin had been a commander with the 333rd Machine Gun Battalion of the 86th Infantry Division during World War I. This Division was nicknamed the "Blackhawk Division" after a Native American of the Sauk nation, Black Hawk, who was a prominent figure in the history of Illinois. McLaughlin named the new hockey team in honor of the military unit, making it one of many sports team names using Native Americans as icons.
Now how is that racist?
>>63711501
It seems like it would have a footbll/rugby type atmosphere which is good. Small, roofed arena must be amazing for atmosphere as well.
>Watch Avs - Caps
>Mfw they just scored
Close stream.
Not tonight bros.
>>63711440
>>63711588
And let me add, if they think it's racist or disrespectful you can technically call them Nazis. I know the Nazis weren't a thing in WWI but if they are dumb enough to think the jersey is racist then they won't know WWI facts.
>>63711645
Brilliant atmosphere and it's only £18 odd for a ticket which is no bad
http://video.flames.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=840630&catid=11
http://video.flames.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=840630&catid=11
http://video.flames.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=840630&catid=11
Skip to 2:30
I've never felt this sad watching a post-game interview. Poor guy is literally crying at the end.
>>63711588
>Implying SJWs care about research
>Implying SJW care if its a real person
I really agree with you dude, I don't think theres an issue at all with it. But you're applying logic to university SJWs and I really can't incur their wrath. An important society that I'm part of has some senior members who are female SJWs (One of which is American and recently caused my friend a lot of shit for planning to dress as Pablo Escabor for Halloween).
Penguins vs Shorks thread?
>board a guy
>get beat in a fight by a manlet
kekowa on suicide watch
>>63711697
Probably for the best, Ovi just scored. Looks like it's going to be another rough one.
Go Avs Go :*(
One thing about Reimer streaks.
They always get broken.
And it's usually the Bruins who do it.
>mfw POTVIN SUCKS coming through loud and clear in Florida
so there's no san jose fans either? no point in making a pongs shorks thread I guess
>>63711739
What sort of banter is acceptable? Is it more a family thing or can it get a bit rowdier? Do they sell alcohol? How big are the crowds?
I've been in the Braehead arena before for WWE live events, its a pretty cool venue.
>>63711793
Pls
>>63711877
The Sharks jersey is pretty sexy but
>San Jose
>>63711777
I didn't ask for these feels
What is with the insane amount of penalty shots this season lmao
pens vs shorks
>>63711912
>>63711912
>>63711912
>>63711877
I mean Im a pongs fan but Ill shitpost if you wanna make a thread.
>another blown penalty shot for Kreider
>>63711910
>>63711910
>>63711910
Broons Laffs
GO BANTLELS GO
>>63711877
BURNS
Eat shit, pongs
>>63711882
Just no swearing really as they try to make it a family thing. Crowds are normally pretty full close to sellout very often . Beers is served. But Being from Ayrshire it's hard to get back so I need to drive
>>63711922
Not even a decent attempt
are Panthers a big guy team? they look fucking huge out there
>Kreided
lots of energy in this Rangers/Panthers game.
Nice.
>>63711922
>we just went on a 9 game win streak
Dark times are ahead brother
>>63711786
Natives generally don't even care about mascots, and from what I've heard they actually like the Blackhawks and liked North Dakota's Sioux mascot. SJWs obviously think natives are helpless children who need SJWs to fight for them.
>>63711948
not really, and they sat their tough guys today too
1000 points for Patrick Marleau.
>>63711882
>wwe
top kek manchild youre on the wrong board
>>63711948
LA Kings are the Big Guy of the NHL, they are basically the same as the Monstars from Space Jam
>still sleeping on the banthers
i shiggy diggy lads
>>63711997
How many cups does he have?
Oy vey not only is Nash not scoring he's taking a lot of penalties
>>63712013
same amount as the "king" :^)
same number of diplomas you have
I feel pretty bad for the Avs, what did they ever do to deserve to be so shitty?
>>63712013
More than Mark Messier's bald autistic faggot ass
>worst captain in history
>>63712013
why are you so salty
almost as bad as the slovak who only has webms of notable fuckups
>>63712042
meme'd too hard in 2013/14
>>63712013
see >>63706077
then fuck off and die
>>63712013
>the last time the Rags won the cup the Sharks had only been a team for 2 years
lol you aint doing any better chumbo
>>63712039
I have 3 diplomas
>>63712085
preschool kindergarten and middle school?
>>63712085
not from ryerson you don't
>>63712072
>the last time the sharks won the cup
oh wait.
>>63712085
>women's rights studies
>african-american studies
>psychology
wew lad
>>63712116
>mad that the shorks are O6
>>63712110
fryer, ice cream machine and grill.
>>63711939
Yeah I'm looking at Ticketmaster, that's a lot of seats already taken. I'm rather impressed.
>>63711992
True that. From doing some quick reading it seems blackhawks are actually pretty respectful of it.
>>63712005
>Implying I discuss wwe on the internet
>Implying I think /wwe/ dserves to be on a sports board and not /tv/
>muh history that muh dad wasnt even alive for
lel
fuck is happening to blabseal
>>63712175
nevermind
>florida on the road
Not even refpuck can save the panthers
no rags thread?
>>63712260
kek
>>63712272
>rags
>>63712175
fucking youtube streams. fuck youtube and fuck everything
Zuccarello is literally god though
stream for rags game? usual one is dead
>tfw avs are getting keked
When will Roy get the shoe?
>>63712272
just make a new general and use that
Someone start a new general, it's time
>>63712275
>>63712275
>>63712275
Wild vs. Preds
the fuck is this garbage here, too retarded to make a gamethread?
>>63712304
http://www.nhlstream.net/new-york-rangers-at-florida-panthers-live-stream.html
>>63712304
no, it's not
>>63712274
hellow binny how are you? what game you watching tonight?
>>63712334
it's loading every 2 seconds :(
>>63712343
post it then
>>63712387
get not shit internet
>>63712345
sabres - stars
can't wait desu family member
>>63712305
It's the Kevin Lowe & Craig MacManslaughter Oilers all over again
Players that brought cups to the franchise on the ice given management roles and an owner who won't fire them because MUH CHILDHOOD HERO while they accumulate top of the draft talent.
Godspeed Avsfags
>>63711467
Yeah Dr. Cox and the Red Wings were very synonymous.
Detroit is safe besides the ghettos. Canadians can easily get to the Joe without getting nigged out. Plus metro Detroit is rich as fuck.
>>63712006
MAD AT DYNASTY
>>63685963
Phew fella