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>tfw Bill will never be bullied again
I fucking love Phil
>>63658255
>manlet 31 year old UFA winger
>32 year old defenceman with 1 year left
I expect the Islels to get bent over but don't pretend that's fair value.
>>63658226
why are you so god damn pathetic you cant even copy and paste the news in
>>63658322
sandwiches
>>63658336
No time for news
just bill and memes
>>63658226
i havent watched hockey in a few years. is that really phil kessell? he looks fat as fuck
>Pulock still has 0 games played
>>63658348
And yet he is fast as fuck
How does it he do it?
>>63658316
I expect Chiarelli to feel pressure to try to acquire him but what the fuck is the point if it's Klefbom or Nurse going the other way?
>>63658348
if youre gonna be a fag at least be a fag in your first post so we dont know you've already posted
>>63658368
mayfield too
no need to test rookies to see what you have before you make a franchsie-altering move
Brian Strait can play both sides after all
>>63658397
Hamonic's contract is damn good. Even if you trade talent for talent, you gain a first pair Dman for <4M for 5 years.
>the sedins will never win a cup
just
HOW CAN I TALK ABOUT BILL WHEN TERRORISTS HAVE MOVED IN SO FUCKING CLOSE TO WHERE HE LIVES
WE MUST PROTECT BILL
>>63658470
Would you take Wideman and Hudler senpai?
>>63658573
Bill can convert them, he is pretty based
>>63658573
They only need to watch one game with Bill
then they will learn
one can do bill no harm
>>63658587
>>63658601
what if they become filthy kebab fans of the bjs? then can we kill them
>>63658628
>more Saad memers
worry.jpg
>>63658573
Bill will protect us, he's the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve
>yfw tortorella is literally saving the blue jackets and can get them back as playoff contenders this year
Is this the greatest coach who has ever lived
>>63658771
>iphone
>bet money on a combination of three games
>one of them is Vancouver winning with a 2.5 handicap
>they let in 2 goals in the last minutes
I hope they miss the playoffs, useless cunts.
Niemi wears wrong jersey at practice, nicememe
>>63658959
have you sucked a black penis today
Theres no thread, any other wings fans on?
pretty sure they're going to lose in regulation.
>>63659035
well would you look at that sweden used a black person for his OP pic
>tfw zero wins on a 7-game road trip
More divisional games pls
>>63659060
>blacks
>people
>>63659122
forgot pic
>>63659136
>thrashers fans protesting the move to winnipeg
>>63659136
lyl nice. I followed a blm protest on my campus and did a live thread with it for /pol/ last week. They're so stupid they sat down in the middle of one of the busiest intersections in philly to try to make a point like they're not whiny babies
At least Ovie was denied from scoring on the wings again
>>63659209
did based suburu make a visit?
>shots 11-3
Why does it look like the Oilers are walking over the Hawks?
>>63659136
>blm
>palastine flag
>asian guy holding black student union banner
>that one tall black guy with his head above the crowd
>>63659228
Sadly no. The trucker in last pic held his horn down a long time a guy on a nice bike kept revving his engine and eventually just drove through. People got out their cars and Todd then to fuck off and people walking by just laughed at the protest.
When the cars finally got to drive by a bunch shouted nigger at them. Was a good day
HA HA
TIME FOR >BLACKHAWKS POWERPLAY
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
>>63659336
>>63659357
I know you've been a hockey fan since 2015 but fuck off to a gamethread nigger
>>63658262
He looks so healthy and thin here, what happened?
>>63659375
Good angle
>>63659479
Nice meme, has it fooled anyone on facebook or twitter?
>>63659491
Other than him?
>go to hockey game today
>get a coupon for a free jumbo jack and a free grand slam at denny's
god bless america
>>63658628
>implying the habs are not the curry nigger team
SMUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>63659260
>mfw gooks applied for president of clubs they never gave a shit about just to beef up their resume
>>63659016
>binland
>literal meme players
>>63659561
You know that we are the most opposed province to syrian refugees, right?
We already hate the anglo we have, we don't need more fucking arabs too
How many of you fags got b8 for sandwich posting? I was almost in tears.
>>63659603
you let algerians and other africans kek you as long as they Par le Vu Francis
>>63658573
>without fear of bombs
Other than their own amirite
Fucking sandniggers
>>63659603
Half of those arabs come from French African countries, so it makes sense to unload them in Quebec. Why do you think they like France so much?
>>63659627
You can thank federal government control. Furthermore, they fuckign ghetto themselves to Montreal, so actual quebecer outside the disgusting island are free of them. Also, Algerian are generally civilised. Generally.
>>63659640
>posting your ip
wew
>>63659603
Too bad Prince Justin is calling the shots, kuck
>>63659654
>>63659657
>its not my fault I have to prep the mujaheddin bull guys
>>63659640
>>63659668
We'll see. Labeaume ain't giving a fuck
''We want orphans or famillies rather than frustrated single young adults''
>tfw 5th line was just an off season meme
>>63659627
CANADA YES
>>63659640
u in trouble now son
>>63659679
If you think we are like the little kek of the ROC, you are sorely mistaken. We killed a Trudeau minister before.
>>63659695
why do women dress like whores?
>>63659657
>Algerians
>civilized
Yeah then you have the Libyans, Moroccans, Tunisians, and whatever shithole French Arab nigger countries.
>>63659706
>"Syrian" refugees are already in my country
feels bad
>>63659695
torts will make the jackets legit soon
think of it like babcock to toronto
>>63659706
For our sensory pleasure, fedoraman
>>63659705
Quebec is the province that started the great cuc.kening of canada
>>63659705
>republic of calgary?
>>63659706
the more meme a team is the bigger sluts the ice crew will dress as to attrack casuals
>>63659719
tight latex pants are better than mini skirts desu
>>63659720
years of over-payed over-hyped crap followed by unimaginable disappointment?
>rags
>>63659714
Well, we could use more cooks. Their university diploma are almost never recognised and i like some good kebab after a good bar crawl
>>63659706
What are you a faggot or something? Whores are amazing. I never understood slut shaming. Theyre the one thing every guy should love.
>>63659734
PREP THE FIRST NATIONS. Never forget the 10 million who learned how to read and wipe their ass in reform school
>>63659734
Not true at all. That was Ontario and the SJW heartland of Toronto.
Quebec has always been quite racist and opposed to everything that is not French Catholic.
>>63659745
whores spread nasty VDs that drive up the health care costs of normies
>>63659734
Nope. Title goes to either Toronto or Vancouver.
>>63659745
t.nu male
you now realize Saad is Syriam
>>63659763
No wonder he's such a bust
>kadri
>yakupov
>saad
muslim's can't hockey
>>63659754
My canadian friend told me the silent revolution keked the church and Catholic French culture gave way to feminists SJWs all over the land
>>63659758
Nope it was quebec. Educate yourself on canadian history. Toronto and vancouver used to be entirely white places.
>/hoc/ has become a SFW /pol/
>>63659757
hnnnnng
>>63659763
Syrian*
>>63659737
toronto is already a decent corsi team without phil 'the curse' kessel being a whiny faggot in the locker room. soon the leafs will be like the red wings. not much talent at any position but solid possession wise. imagine when the young kids in the marlies come up and they become elite as fuck.
jackets will be the same in a few years if they continue drafting smart, let go of some expensive contracts. they're already turning it around slowly.
>>63659757
so other than the VD's which I agree with you on, there really isnt any down side. Its easy pussy. I only dream of a world where women will want to see muh dick as much as I want to see their tits.
>>63659783
>become
how new r yew?
>>63659771
Is Bogan Yakumov a bust because he is a kebab or because he is a slav?
>>63659757
if you post that just know I'm going to post eve in response
>>63659772
Your canadian friend is a retard. We rejected catolicism, but now among the younger people it's hate of all religions. Serving us good atm.
>>63659797
i mostly stick to gamethreads
offseason /hoc/ was all meme evolution
>>63659797
I guess youre the new one thinking /sp/ used to be sfw
>>63659806
the mods are having a stroke rn. not enough hoc talk
>>63659806
is Curling a professional sport in Canada or is it just a College / Olympics meme sport
>>63659813
>serve us well
>white birthrate plummets and open boarders for shitskins
>>63659825
you can never ban the outlaws
>>63659820
>>63659797
who the fuck goes on chan at work? I will never understand this.
>>63659825
>rags
>>63659842
I imagine it's mostly to keep people from posting images that would derail threads too much.
>>63659833
looks kinda like eberle desu senpai
>>63659833
Birthrate is plumetting due to aging population. We are 2nd worse there after japs. Oce the boomers are done we'll be back to normality.
>>63659842
Yeah if I really feel the urge I just use my phone
I work for a prosecutor so the last thing I need is to have some cheese p pop up on my puter
>>63659842
mot used to understand too now its no fun allowed because sprots is serreous bizness
>suck it yuros
>>63659857
was derailing this thread part of your plan?
>>63659754
Brief history of Canada
>Be white british/french canada
>1950's
>Quebec rejects catholicism
>1960's
>Quebec single handedly votes in liberal governments who begin the multicultural experiment
>canadian flag representing our heritage and history is tossed aside
>late 1960's to 1980s
>Quebec gives us trudeau and keeps voting him in
>[cuc.kening intensifies] x10000000
>Canada is officially changes, people now commonly say canada has no culture
>1995
>good news, quebec might actually leave and western canada will be able to steer the country back to sanity
>they dont leave despite being butthurt as fuck
>leftism will forever rule in canada
>2015
>"because it's 2015 xDDDDDD"
thanks quebec.
New All Star format sounds based as fuck desu senpai
>>63659875
hi where are stephanie's pictures
>>63659875
OF COURSH
>at the precipice of a new jersey devils rennaisance
>people still doubt us
>tfw we'll re emerge as the most dominant team in hockey for another decade and everyone will be ass blasted and blame systems
Feels fucking great my friends
>>63659888
trips confirm actually was his plan
>>63659888
NICE FOCKIN TRIPS
>>63659806
>>63659903
I can only dream.
>>63659887
>thumbnails
>>63659900
>>63659899
>>63659888
nice
>>63659903
>gif
step your game up tripfag
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3sat41/rhockey_secret_santa_signup_thread/
Has anyone ever done this secret santa thing before? I think I might send some SJW a Voynov shirt just to fuck with them
>>63659772
>>63659876
Again, not historically accurate. Quebec has never voted Liberal much outside of Montreal. They hated DUDE WEEDS dad. Their big party was always the Parti Quebecois.
The Liberal heartland is and always was Ontario.
>>63659926
>>63659926
well we know where you belong
>>63659926
>leddit
nigger we know its you posting it every time just fuck off
>>63659757
Fuck that is so impressive
>>63659926
>spending money on trolling
You are the dumbest man alive.
Go back to reddit
>>63659926
do it and post results
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>63659938
Isnt Ontario like 1/3 of the relevant parts of your population and isnt Montreal the most important french city which would give them the most representatives
![1024px-Canada_1980_Federal_Election.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7lQtD7S.png "1024px-Canada 1980 Federal Election.svg[1]")
>>63659938
You need to be 18 to post on this board
>>63659938
Sorry, their big party was the Parti Quebecois and also Bloc.
/hoc/ is old /sp/ baby live it up
>>63659951
>being a broke NEET who can't spend $20 on a joke once when you are going to get a secret santa gift anyways
>>63659942
>>63659943
>>63659947
>implying this is not /sp/reposts from /r/hockeys front page for pictures and shit
>>63659987
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>63659987
>implying this is not /sp/reposts from /r/hockeys front page for pictures and shit
just fucking kill yourself do you actually just go there and take SJW shit and post it here thinking everyone else does? you don't think we just actually read hockey and learn about it? I bet youre the one that thinks kane actually raped someone
>>63659987
>voluntarily socializing with redditors
Seriously go back to Reddit you fucking cúcklord shitter
>>63659958
>canadians can only vote for liberals or democrats
literally the same thing
>>63659999
QUUUUUAAAAAAAAADDDSSSS
>>63659938
>Quebec has never voted Liberal much outside of Montreal.
Holy fuck you are stupid. Quebec voted pierre trudeau in every election they could
>>63659981
I think the jap cleaned house with the janitors I used to get random week long bans for just fun posting all the time
>>63660008
Nononono, they're "new" Democrats. It's fancy way of saying communist. Also we're allowed to vote for "progressive" conservatives and children can have Up Downs Syndrome
>>63660008
tbchwyf at this point there is clearly a regressive left and a regular old democrat like mahr.
>>63659957
Yes, but Montreal isn't really French (as in the city of Montreal on the island, not the suburbs).
It has a ton of Anglos, Jews, and minorities.
But yeah if you can win Toronto and Montreal you pretty much have the election in the bag.
>>63660024
no he hasnt but its one of the biggest things people are pushing for him to do. too many of them are SJWs left over from jewt
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63660024
I got banned from posting a censored picture of fem dom porn by making fun of aaron rodgers. Apparently the mod was an ass mad packshit fan.
>>63660038
>mfw no fw cause stars will meme it up soon.
>>63660042
>mistress T will never call you a hooser and stuff a hockey puck up your ass
>>63659833
There's probably a dozen teams that make enough money to live on, but even they have day jobs
>>63660042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJy0-nIiftc
posting these 2 together is almost always a ban even though it violates no rules
We fun posting now?
>>63660073
damn fucking right
>>63660063
they still won that game tho...
i got banned for posting various images of my little pony characters in rival hockey teams jerseys :(
then i found out i can post pictures of real people cosplaying as ponies in rival hockey jerseys and get away with it :^)
>>63660086
I'm almost positive it wasnt even a playoff game either
>>63660092
>rangers
I always knew it
>>63660073
That should include Americans getting salty af at being called americaitlyns
Do the Stars have the worst meme fans? Between the furries and the #bang guy I can't think of any team worse.
>>63660104
Yea and it should also include Canadians being salty af at being called "America Jr."
>>63660130
step it up
>>63660122
More like America but with more white people and less retards
>>63660105
>Easily the preds and lightning fans.
After that bullshit they pulled with restricting out of state credit cards from purchasing tickets cause they knew the hawks would flood the stadium. Also the lightning kicked an old retired hawks couple out of the game for cheering too loudly. Fuck those teams.
>>63660130
>>63660118
>meme on the kings and rangers
>blackhawks quietly further their dynasty and sand witch fags can do nothing about it
how many pennies are 2 canadian dollars worth?
Are the >rags becoming the best team in the league?
Can the win streak continue?
Will Lundqvist ever be consoled?
>>63660136
see it worked like a charm
>>63660073
Holy shit I missed this, how booty blasted was the rest of /sp/ about that get?
>>63660153
dont be ridiculous
>>63660150
Like maybe 8
>>63660143
Seeing Disneyland getting keked and a sea of reds cheering for the hawks was hilarious desu.
Tampoop also canceled some military fags season tickets for reselling a playoff game because he got called to report for service in Alaska or something and could not make the game
>>63660159
nobody cares if you missed it pierre
>>63660136
you seem upset, junior
>Gretzky broke the all time points record and then...continued to play another 10 years
>just for this slut to tarnish his legacy
:(
>>63660161
Absolute madman
based /hoc/
also dubs
>>63660150
>they still have pennies
CURRENT YEAR
>>63660150
pennies are a myth
>>63660188
did you just try to make fun of the US while memeing on your own faggot CURRENT YEAR country? doesnt work like that nigger
>>63660157
>>63660172
>>63660150
>>63660162
Found the mad americaitlyns bros
>>63660206
>same fagging this hard
nice try canakek.
>>63660211
nice dubs
>America Jr mad AS FUCK
>>63660136
30 million vs 300 million
>canautists in charge of counting
>>63660222
trips confirm canada is for faggots
well before the mcmemedraft
>>63660185
>>63660222
are we dubs rolling now?
why is beer league called beer league?
>>63660256
>off by one
>>63660237
>63% white
L
M
A
O
Americaitlyns are getting salty as FUCK lads
Better hope they have health insurance
>>63660205
>being mad
>about pennies
>>63660143
I can't really blame the Perds, they're trying to build a fanbase. Tampon gay has no excuse though.
>>63660259
cause you need alot of beer to fuck any of those chicks
any leaf fans here?
POST ABOUT WHEAT YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS
>>63660269
quick what is 63% of 300 million Joc
>>63660266
Nice dubs friend
Can I redeem myself?
>>63660259
Because instead of water bottles you have beer
autism
>>63660150
what's a penny?
>>63660301
America Jr can't do math
It's 189 million btw 6x their entire population
America indeed has more white people than America jr
Dubs and Hamonic to the Oilers for Fayne+pick
>>63660301
>Joc
Son I am disappoint.
>>63660323
About 2 Canadian dollars
>>63660159
Some povertball britbongs invaded the thread shitposting about how mad they were. Go check it out on the archive
>>63660326
chill theyre still a babby country they cant in2math
>>63660301
>>63660326
>>63660348
>Caitlyns are doing this much mental gymnastics to avoid the fact that statistically one of these three posts itt are by a smelly beaner
jajajajajaja
>>63660326
But you have more niggers than the whole population of Canada. And more spics than all of Canada too.
Sorry Bubba, doesn't work like that.
>>63660339
Leave Terell alone, that's how the rappers spell it.
>>63660346
Or about 1 hour of work at an American job.
>>63660360
kek I guess we have found the negroid gentleman.
>>63660171
Piss off cunt, some of us have lives outside of the chan
>>63660355
>hoc thread
>beaners
cmon m8
>>63660371
>a regular 40 hr work week in America could by an entire Tim hortons
>>63660381
He's in high school so he's still a little mentally challenged bro, be nice to America jr
>>63660381
tfw stinky smelly beaner with season tickets to an AHL pacific team.
Hockey is just like futball but faster and with more action
>forces americatlyn all summer long despite it never catching on
>gets mad at being called America Jr
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>63660021
Anglokeks living in montreal ghetto != Quebec
>>63660409
lets talk about this puck bunny
>>63660381
This poster has a 1/3 chance of being a mexican
>>63660403
>accusing others of being in high school
>could by an entire Tim hortons
>>63660371
btfo tbqf
(blown the fuck out to be quite frank)
>>63660418
>never catching on
>as he uses my meme
Hahahahahahaha
Hohohohohohoho
>Americaitlyns
>>63660439
>my meme
>my meme
>my meme
>my meme
>my meme
>America Jr samefagging on different devices every time he gets called and blown the fuck out
you can't make this shit up
say it with me now
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>63660403
Why would you waste it on something that worthless?
>>63660460
It is mine
Me and this>>63660448 guy created it
>>63660448
>>63660439
alright you chuckle fucks, we get it your pudding has fallen. no need to be pissy cause you guys have no cups since 93 to put it in.
>>63660448
>>63660439
>admits nobody uses his meme
BTFO
>>63660427
kek this autist is gonna try to force a beaner meme now. its sad how insecure he is with his little babby country
notice america hears all the shit about it in the world and still knows its the greatest place but you cant handle the smallest amount of bantz
All I have to do is say one word an everyone gets mad as FUCK
Is this what Sean feels like?
>America Jr in full damage control mode
>Americaitlyns get mad at this word: Americaitlyns
>canada
>>63660464
>this guy actually believes he came up with americaitlyns
Fuck building a wall around mexico. Lets put it around Canada
>Americaitlyns :^)
>Ameribruces
>>63660498
>Canadians get mad at these words: 0 cups since 93
>America Jr talking to himself
Let's observe
>>63660489
Are you also fatherless?
>>63660501
Yeah, Jose, don't wanna block out your famillia
>There are more beaners in the US than every other country on earth outside Brazil.
Is it the offseason again? Fucks sake
>>63660472
>>63660474
>>63660477
>>63660481
>>63660492
>all this anal rage
Holy fuck they are literally mad at a word
mfw won $54 betting on games tonight
>>63660524
Yes, America Jr has already lost all hopes of a Stan Lee final for their teams
>The Alzheimer's patient was let on the nursing home computer again
When will these Americaitlyns learn
>>63660528
Your entire country literally gets mad at a sandwich. What's your point
>>63660509
>>63660498
>>63660489
>samefag
>canakeks
>canacuks
>america Jr's
>canucks
>ice beaners
>buddys
>guys
>queefs
Are the Kings the manliest team in the league?
>alpha AF
>proven clutch winners
>play as heavy a game as you can in the new NHL
>do drugs and put women in place with no fucks given
>literally everyone gets mad and has hurt feelings when they win
3 in 5.5 incoming get mad you keks
I'm just glad that some Americans can take a break from worshiping black bulls in all of their top sports to watch a little hockey.
Maybe there's hope after all.
>>63660530
What a bitch. I make 500 a night on average
Can I join in on the fun?
>americancaitlyns
>>63660528
Easiest flag to ruse, guaranteed replies.
>>63660545
We talking hockey bets not selling your ass.
DUDE
IT'S 2015
>America Jr
>>63660547
>spelled it wrong
>canadians
not even once
now that canada has been completely BTFO lets move on
anons we are all white here and we all hate the faggots that live in our country and that live in the countries that we hate
can we move beyond this hate and band together tonight so that we can create a better world? we have a nigger president and canada has DUDE WEED LMAO LET IN MEXICANS AND REFUGEES
so we must now stand together as one and shout
REMOVE KEBAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>>63660550
ayy lmao
>>63660550
>tfw girls won't have sex with you for free let alone pay you
>>63660542
You realize at least a third of these Caitlyns are black or mexican, right?
There is no hope.
>>63660547
Close my man, but it's americaitlyns
Can also be accompanied with
>1980
>americaitlyns
>>63660550
shots have been fired
>>63660558
>banding with America Jr
Too sjw for my taste. We could annex them though, Donald trump could fix everything
>>63660565
kek this is a hockey thread not a welfare line
>>63660550
Yea. Whenever I feel like being a gambling man. I place high bets. How poor are you that you think making $50 is something cool? Lol
>>63660570
Pic is dank as fuck my man.
Mind if I save it?
>americaitlyns
>>63660422
>entire province votes for him
>"its just the anglos"
frogs are so fucking inbred they cant even form entry level intelligent thoughts
>>63660563
Never known that feeling. I can jsut cross the border, speak a few words of french and all your sluts jumps on my dick. When i got a few days off i go to boston and give a few MIT gal a taste of my chowdah.
>>63660550
AMERICAITLYNS ON GENDER RE-ASSIGNMENT WATCH
>canadians let their autistic retard spew shit all over the general
this is why >1993
keep him contained for fucks sake
>>63660584
>frog talking about getting laid
top lie
>>63660579
Reminder for America Jr.
If it werent for that meme war of 1812 Canada would be USA's personal fishing resort
>>63660582
Go ahead buddy, have another meme friendo
>Americaitlyns
Excellent bantz tonight lads, loving it
>>63660298
daily reminder of
Wheaton King, the Brandon Wheat King.
What does this sport have to do with grocery store sandwiches?
>>63660595
Maybe if you ate a little more fish you wouldn't be so fat, Miguel.
>>63660595
Ice fishing is the shit.
You just get shittered in a tent and hope something bites your line; and that you don't break the ice.
>>63660580
>2% hispanic
that's the >kongs so the 3% Black must be Hawks fans. That leaves the 95% to be Canadians
>>63660605
Right? It's funny watching America Jr repeatedly respond to himself, like a circus show act.
>>63660605
MILK IN FUCKING BAGS
A FUCKING LEAF
DUDE WEED LMAO
I wish Canada would be banned from /sp/. They are literal cancer 2bh
Hell! Even Gretzky wants nothing to do with Canada. Lmao
>>63660593
French speaking is litterally easy mode lay. What do you think your sluts who go study abroad do? They get fucking filled with baguettes.
1. Sherbrooke Phoenix
2. Seattle Thunderbirds
3. Spokane Chiefs
4. London Knights
5. Sault Ste Marie Greyhounds
6. Shawnigan Cataractes
7. Owen Sound Attack
8. Acadie-Bathurst Titan
9. Quebec Remparts
10. Prince George Cougars
11. Kamloops Blazers
12. Halifax Mooseheads
13. Blainville-Boisbriand Armada
14. Drummondville Voltigeurs
15. Cape Breton Screaming Eagles
16. Red Deer Rebels
17. Niagara IceDogs
18. Swift Current Broncos
19. Vancouver Giants
20. Gatineau Olympiques
>POWERGAP
91. Kelowna Rockets
92. Saint John Sea Dogs
93. Victoriaville Tigres
901. Windsor Spitfires
902. North Bay Battalion
903. Sudbury Wolves
9001. Saskatoon Blades
9002. Moncton Wildcats
9003. Peterborough Petes
900000000001. Val-d'Or Foreurs
>>63660618
this was taken in freedomland only pal. soorry the world doesnt care about your opinions
>>63660037
Tfw Moot will never wish you a goodnight
>>63660610
Traditional market cuc ks get mad because they don't win cups and they don't have the worlds greatest sandwiches
>>63660611
>implying fish is fattening as fuck
Canada do you even health food? WTF do you ice beaners even eat up there? baby seals and ice cubes?
>I say one single word
>all americans in the thread instantly suffer from irreparable anal implosions
No one man should have all this power
Night bros
>>63660584
>MIT girls
Kek if that's what you have to settle for they're all yours
>>63660641
isnt*
>>63660644
>repeatedly get btfo for being an autist
>I'm so c-cool
>the 30 year old 23 year cupless city of Canada
>>63660662
>canadians unironically fall for satire articles
>>63660641
>fish is fattening as fuck
Ding ding ding, retard detected. Natural fish is one of the healthiest food you can get, fatty amino acids and anti oxydants. Only way for fish to be bad is oily canned shit tuna, but who eats that shit(outside americaitlyns) ?
>>63660662
>implying he wasnt a white christian being harassed for crimes against muhammed.
>Eurabia
Not even once
>mfw American Juniors on spee have literally never participated in a Stanley celebratory parade
Tis a shame
>>63660650
Don't be so hard on yourself, you got a few cuties down there. They generally aren't as hot as ours, but sometimes you just want to eat a quick burger instead of the good shit.
>>63660675
Cod is GOAT
Caitlyn here probably assumes that all fish has to be battered and deep fried like all American "food"
>>63660675
>tells me what I eat over chan.
Please go on. tell me more about my eating habits.
>inb4 burgers and tendies
>>63660595
Too bad, instead we won the war, and Florida is our summer resort. Sometimes Mexico.
>>63660682
We probably have better parties for single playoff game wins then you yanks do for your cup wins.
Although I'm sure a bunch of over 40 bandwagoners sipping Sam Adams and Bud Light is a hell of a time too.
>>63660696
I thought you were going to bed Mr Jenner?
:^)
Pacific underdog's win the all star game desu senpai
CAN WE PLEASE JUST FUCKING ON HATING KEBAB
>>63660703
>our
>we
No you niggers didnt win shit. Britkek won.
Are you this delusional to think florida is only for canadians?
>>63660038
>yfw you don't even make it past first round in playoffs
>>63660696
Damn i agree, i used to go fish with my dad when i was 5 or so. We'd catch a few big ones for the supper. Best fish. Dad go north once a year to get somr delicious Walleye. It's the best shit.
>go take a look at pol
>all the canadians calling for America to annex them with trump elected
>plan to flee to the USA once the immigrants arrive
>come to spee
>canadians talking shit about their big bro and mentor
You know they say pol is always right
>>63660718
No I hear Cubans are welcome as well
>>63660715
absolute haram
>>63660723
everyone ignores you unless you use the slashes retard its how we know youre casual
>>63660710
>has to throw a huge bash for a fluke playoff game because >1993
not something I'd brag about desu
>>63660703
GET OUT OF MY STATE OR LEARN TO DRIVE
REEEEEEEEE
>>63660701
Well, you said fish was fattening, so the only solution is canned shit. Fish is good for you anon, as long as it's not overprocessed garbage
>>63660725
How does it feel to know that Americans call niggers Canadians?
>>63660732
>\autism/
>>63660720
>not getting salmon instead
its like you and your dad are shit at fishing. cod is shit fish that you use to add to meals not eat by itself
>Respond ravenously to that one retard spamming americaitlyn
>Evade Real banter like its a healthy dinner
>>63660542
>>63660746
>>63660723
holy fucking shit look at this reddit>>63659938
found you
>>63660753
>wah nobody noticed my kek post
>notice me senpai!
>>63660205
Did he actually say "congratulations on your white penis"? What a fucking faggot.
>>63660753
I laughed.
>>63660753
>i'm so obsessed with niggers I get upset when other people dont talk about niggers
>>63660748
My uncle get's salmon. There's a good river a few km from his home. My dad's doesn't do salmon since he prefer to go to our cabin to catch trout. Salmon is alright, smoked especially.
>>63660765
do you even have to ask?
>>63660765
I used to like him back on the Daily Show, but holy shit he's so fucking liberal and SJW now.
Hi is this where I come to talk about hockey? Can someone explain to me why the Lightning seem to have trouble scoring this year despite almost winning the Stanley cup, being the highest scoring team last year, and having an almost identical roster? What is the problem? How do they fix it?
>>63660769
Sounds like the canacaitlyn desu lad
>Americaitlyns
>>63660785
we memes now
>>63660789
>canacaitlyn
Are you a nigger ? Did you get affirmative action internet access?
>>63660785
>Can someone explain to me why the Lightning seem to have trouble scoring this year
No, actually. The Ducks also can't score despite winning the Pacific division for 3 straight years. That's why they play the games
>>63660785
Is the same thing not happening with the ducks this year?
>>63660812
why do you think I'm a nigger? Projection? My area is 99% white
>>63660780
>>63660765
Fuck this guy seriously.
He is the brit jon stewart and keeps smearing this white male hate shit hes not part of the problem he keeps saying white males are. More white males kill themselves every year from internet bullying but everyone else is the victim.
But honestly grow a pair and handle some bantz. Its the internet.
Here's one for the Laffs fan in the building, those of you who haven't hung yourselves yet
>>63660772
I could hook you up with a soy sauce, maple syrup, mustard marinade that makes a grilled salmon the shit
alternatively this is also awesome thanks to the /ck/ cooking challenge
http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=260
>>63660826
Thanks man
>>63660822
ducks are garbage goal babies. and they arent getting lucky redirects and rebounds that they thrive on.
>>63660824
I had the displeasure of being stuck with a nigg on college work. They LITTERALLY copy other works and replace a word or 2.
Luckily it's canada so we just booted him off the team
any of you finns got the koffei meme kickin around?
>>63660833
Add brown sugar and it's my mom recipe. I do that shit whenever i can, marinades are worth the little extra work
>>63660877
yeah I'm a pure co/ck/ I dont cook anything without a marinade. I do add brown sugar when I cook it for other people but I dont like sweets very much so the maple is usually enough for me
>>63659068
Sorry nucksbro, we needed this one
>>63660900
I can dig that. My mom is a chef, so i've got a horrible sweet tooth. Her triple chocolate cheese cake would make most normal human sick instantly, and her cherry mille feuille is pastry jesus.
>>63660864
pls respond
this is a meme emergency
>>63660960
they wont be on for another 2-3 hours usually. they pick it up in more like 7 hours
>>63660864
YES KOD MORNIN
Where the memes at /hoc/
>>63661040
thank you friend
you've done us a great service here today
>>63661022
i'm up f a m
>>63661040
BINLAND
>>63661022
Fan on the streets, memes in the sheets
>>63661052
Neverending binland
>>63661052
my fuckin nigga. you missed an amazing night of shitposting
BINLAND IS HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU
songs to sip morning coffee
>Americaitlyns get so triggered they start memeing to forget the pain
WEW LAD
AMERICANS ARE FAT
HEART DISEASE
WILL KILL
YOU
TAKE
UR
LIFE AND END IT LELMAO
>>63661082
I knew /hoc/ was bad, but fuck...
put up a damn trigger warning for that autism
>>63661080
look at the canafags all gone except for this pussy>>63661082
look at him he's too scared to even respond to anyone because he knows he's wrong. he's so scared he wont even go toe to toe with binland right now
>>63661081
you are america's greatest ally
Finns are awake?
Name a more overrated family
>>63661121
good mornign canada
>>63661121
That poor hongcouverite
Canada truly greatest ally
Anyone got the beanman going through his life meme?
>>63661137
this pls
>>63661133
>IMFUCKINGBLYIN
>>63661144
do you have the original?
chekt btw
>>63661137
>>63661139
>>63661144
I think they meant this one
>>63660710
our beer companies kek you as does the rest of our culture
>>63661157
yes thank you friend
>>63660825
most suicides are middle aged white men with shitty jobs and 2 ex wives no one cares about them
>>63661157
ebin meme friend. danke
>>63661168
Presumably the whore getting alimony care a little bit. No one likes to lose their cash cow
>>63661128
hi I want to vacation in binland. I will come there and do stuff. will you be my host. thank you.
>>63661128
morning binland
>Americaitlyns get triggered by a sandwhich
>>63661194
stop being a faggot binland is here we're having fun now not fighting
>Americatlyns
>>63661194
>unironically memeing about two slices of bread with meat in between.
>>63661205
this
the kids don't need to see us fight
>>63661123
Kardashians?
>>63661194
>tfw never had to be mad at a sandwich
what's it like?
>>63661230
REEEEEEE STOP IT
>>63661240
>>63661230
your sandwich clipart ends here, shitposter
>>63661248
STOP
>>63661248
canada dont make me fight sparks with fire
>>63661250
>filthy
>>63661256
that has sausages not steak
>>63661259
bitch nigga
which one will go first overall?
>>63661254
Jesus that's embarrassing
At least our leader is cool
Bush was cool too, so was Clinton
>>63661263
Poopoo will be the first finn, but autism matthews will be 1st overall
>>63661263
Pulju.
>>63661268
DUDE
>>63661268
MAKE IT STOP
This thread is making me hungry, family
>>63661288
>literally supporting isis last year
>>63661291
We talk about food a lot
>>63661288
>spamming hockey thread with sandwiches
>doesn't understand shitstorm he's causing
Your average Canakek
>>63661298
This one really triggered me
>>63661298
G'night and enjoy your sandwiches Binland
>>63661315
Bro you are so fuckin mad at sandwiches it's insane
look at that chin
>>63661312
wanna keep posting sammiches? remember you elected this guy and we hate florida
>>63661322
are florida fags really so dumb they dont know when canada is making fun of them? you are defending the nigger mad at sandwiches you meth head
>>63661327
>hate Florida
On a scale of 1-10 you're off the charts mad. Take a chill pill f@m
>>63661337
Canada and Florida have a special relationship. Half their country lives here in the winter and they know how good publix is
brb making a sandwich
>>63661272
He sits like a girl
>>63661351
Did you expect anything less from a faggot?
here's the canada killer. see if you can make it through all the way to the end
Does the pacific division have a "star"?
Example: Metro has Ovechkin and Crosby, Central has Kane and Toews, Atlantic has Stamkos
>>63661367
The Final Solution
>>63661355
watch it all canada see what you've become
>true patriot love
Anyone else getting angry at all these sandwiches
>>63661367
Leon "Kike Killing Kommando" Draisaitl but you won't hear about him in jewish run eastern media
it's pig posting all over again
/s4s/ /hoc/ when
>>63661367
They are all on the Kings. Kopitar, Doughty and Quick
>canada elected this pussy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63661432
surely you have come up with a better response by now
>>63661367
Leon Six Million more Draisaitl
is kari lehtonen a better forward than sidney crosby?
>>63661451
you tried. its not your fault its not like you embarrassed DUDE WEED because he would've told me I won immediately
>>63661471
Please stop :( it's not funny and you will get banned bro
>>63661454
>dat skill
maybe instead of making the nets bigger they should just switch goalies and forwards
>>63661518
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
>>63661518
looks like this will be 28. lmao this canadian is so buttmad that he wasted half an hour posted sandwiches. at least he made it easy to filter him.
toppest of all top keks look how mad he is>>63661518
>>63661518
lyl bye autist
What out guys, another general is going to be sent to /asp/ if this keeps up
>>63661547
It's just another mad Canadian
>>63661547
I'm surprised it's not already. I'm not convinced everyone that posts here even watches hockey
>>63661547
nah the mod was a bro he only banned sandwich shitposter autist and let us continue
crosby is averaging .5 points per game this year. will he make it back up over 1 ppg?
>>63661547
Good riddance
>>63661555
Crosby is done. So much for all the bill and Crosby line hype
>>63661564
the wild didnt even have a sog while crosby was on the ice last night at even strength though. he's fucking killing it theyre just not scoring since he hasnt had super duper healhy
>>63661555
Crosby is finished
set your clocks boys sandwich faggot is gonna come back in 3 days and complain about his ban and just like tonight he'll get rebanned in a few hours.
just stop replying to the stupid faggot that says americaitlyns and sandwich nigger will disappear
>>63661591
Tonight was pretty entertaining tb h though
>>63661453
does anyone have this pic 2bh
>>63661591
>Americaitlyns
>>63661592
damn, you guys are a federation now?
that sounds really professional
>>63661619
yeah the fun posting and bantz are fun but that faggot went full autismal and couldnt tell fun from talking to himself. he posted 30 sandwiches in 30 minutes with nobody even replying to him. he spend half an hour of his day just copying an image and pasting it because he is so autistic he thought it was fun
Parise 703 281 294 575 0.82
Kane 594 218 367 585 0.98
>>63661636
>American education
WEW
>>63661636
Learning world on /hoc?
Still better than your education.
>475 posts in
>maybe 100 hockey related posts
>>63661651
shut the fuck up and post yulia
>>63661664
pls vlad
Goodnight /hoc/. I'll see you all tomorrow maybe, provided you all don't get yourselves banned
>>63661670
>>63661678
goodnight
>>63661685
sorry I fell in love with yulia and not your fem dom bitch
>>63661696
Alina one love desu, comrade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Y3a85tbc8
https://youtu.be/Jo1eTeDQagA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd0IA3rrHr8
>>63661678
I was just fucking with the Russians, /hoc/
If you want I could post more pics of Mikell Boedker
new
>>63661704
>>63661704
>>63661704
dont worry I'll spam this one til bump limit just tired of people not making news. how do you make an OP and not have fun with it anyway you faggots
>>63661707
not my heart
>rags
>laffs
Almost there
>>63661737
When we eliminate our differences, we unite and become stronger
together
#stopthehate
We
>sandwich
now?
>>63661747
who can stop them
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