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Hockey
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1st for sucks
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Jets are a fascist, militaristic franchise
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>>63646227
they are also bad
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>>63646184 #
Put any other warm weather team in a playoff drought that long with a lockout in the middle of it you'd get 9k per night. The Kings are by far and away the most financially successful and popular warm weather team in existence

Go fuck yourself shitlord
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>>63646240
>be 2nd largest media market in fucking america
>act proud when you can fill 17k people in a barn at once
>>63646260
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>>63646227
Justin don't you have some Paki dick to take?
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Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:

The Montreal Canadiens are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.

Simply put beating the Habs comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Canadiens are top 5 in GA/GP) because a full strength Montreal team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though Montreal does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.

This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.

My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:

Who can beat the Canadiens?
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>>63646277
It literally doesn't snow there and its the 5th most popular sport in the city
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DUDE
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>>63646290
Nah, I've got some beaner pussy to smash aka your mom
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>>63646295
The Avs
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>Maattaa died again

Why are finns so fragile?
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>>63646295
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>>63646297
>lelkers have been shit for 5 years
>kings become good for 3 years
>d0yers have 300 million dollar payroll for first round exit
>no football team
>divegrass is just for mexicanz
LA "fans" are eternal glory hunting bandwagoners
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>>63646297
It doesn't rain liquid concrete either but you niggers love your prison pass.
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>>63646295
>Therrien
>intricate and well designed scheme
>Kassian MIA
>Semin sucks

kek
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>>63646261
look at dat lil piggy awwwwwwwwwww
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This is the shittiest /sp/ general.

t. /chess/
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>>63646335
>rags
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>>63646300
HEROIN
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>>63646335
>rags
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>>63646347
fuck off nigger
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>>63646347
It's also a white general, so please get your black ass to a divegrass thread
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>>63646347
>mad
>at memes
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>>63646347
fuck off texas
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>>63646351
LMAO
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>>63646295
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Leastern on suicide watch
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>>63646388
>poortuguese devlels fan

why would you subject yourself to this torture? it's not a good life

also why haven't you fucked off to a first world country like the rest of us seem to be doing
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>>63646333
LA has UCLA, USC in basketball and football and can root for a multitude of NFL teams. Also the clippers are being bandwagoned harder than any team in north america right now
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>>63646295
>Keked by dogs.
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>>63646457
Patrick Kane is a Rapist
Hall & Seguin are cocaine users and party boys
The rest are literally who
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>>63646481
>amateur sports
>implying the golden state memers are not sucking up all the casual fags
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>>63646227
MFW the jets have an American plane as the logo.
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>>63646511
At least you are too irrelevant to be attacked by ISIS
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>>63646511
Don't people just drink on the beaches and put squigglies over Spanish there?

Doesn't sound too bad, considering DUDE WEED
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>devlels
>flamers

do these teams just have no fans?

or do games just not get gamethreads unless someone takes the initiative?


I'm from flames territory but I don't care about the flames
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do you guys thin buffalo has any decent transexual escorts?
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>>63646511
Fair enough. Do we even get televised hockey games anymore or has SportTV dropped them? Haven't been home in a while
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>>63646498
>the least still can't compete with these junkies
lmao
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>>63646333
>trips confirm he mad LA has so many championship teams
>tfw we will have 2-3 handegg teams in the area within next 3 years that i won't even watch
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>>63646567
Flames have no fans again now that they're shit again.
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>>63646540
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>>63646347
imo desu senpai
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>>63646574
Not sure Jack, see if you can ask Vanek or Pominville
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>>63646629
Need to update
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>>63646574
Either Kane might know
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>>63646457
Threadly reminder that Kaner did absolutely nothing wrong
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>>63646653
>>63646629
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>>63646457
Worstern is a babby conference with shit goalies.
t. saw the rags meme on the blose last week
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>>63646653
thanks pal
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>>63646653
how outdated is this one

i'm thinking like 2013-14
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>>63646599
Trips can only confirm what he said, you amateur memeing fuck.
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>>63646511
>tfw no job
We can see your flag, no need to be redundant
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>>63646683
whats with that rags fan
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>>63646728
Hey you could always move to America and pick oranges and bandwagon the >rags
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>>63646778
I know of farms in sc that pay 15$/hr cash to people who help harvest
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>>63646815
>nuh 15 dollar minimum wage
Except those fucks want to do easy as fuck jobs like flip burgers, not labor that's worth 15 like orange picking
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>>63646675
>Wants to slander the Bestern
>Cites the >rags

TIP TOP KEK
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>>63646227
That chimp Kypreos called them the best Canadian team
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>>63646295
Rangers in playoffs are a legit threat, but Habs probably take them this year.
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>>63646964
>rags
>legit threat
>habs making playoffs
wew lad you hit the trifecta
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who can stop us?
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>>63647063
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>>63647063
anyone else getting really tired of these retarded Stars faggots?
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>>63647063
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>>63647114
>rags
>calling literally any other team faggots
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>>63647063
The Leafs
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>>63647063

Anybody who posts stars shit shall be known as a "starsfaggot" from here on out
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>>63647054
Habs - Blues SCF, book it.
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Edmonton needs to be gutted and kicked of the league. It takes incompetence of a monumental scale to get the 3 number one picks in 5 years and still be bottom 3 every year.
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Accidentally posted in the dead thread:

>>63646871

>>63645563
>>63646032
What the fuck happened to the PIT - MIN game tonight? The refs literally caused an injury to Maatta due to their incompetence, and I bet Niederreiter gets suspended because of it.
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Why are most of the memes on /hoc/ clip art
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>>63647204
>blues
>getting passed stars in a 7 game series
>habs
>getting passed caps in 7 game series
>you
>unironcailly thinking it will be habs vs blues in scf

wew lad
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these are the real honest to goodness odds you can place bets on right this moment for the winners of the stanley cup of the 2015-2016 season
>rags 15/2
>stars 8/1
>blackcocks 9/1
>tampon/caps 10/1
>kucks kongs mild habs 12/1
>blose 14/1
>preds 15/1
LITERAL POWER GAP
>islander 20/1
>shitsberg >22/1
ANOTHER POWER GAP
>everyone else has no chance
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>>63647620
>rags
They have no chance of winning, because they'll get destroyed in the playoffs like always, the "king" will get btfo'd like always, and they'll be dirty jews like always
>rags
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>>63646335
>rags
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>rags
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>le epik rages meme xD

fuck off
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>>63647738
>rags
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>>63647738
>name and tripcode for no reason
>easily triggered
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>>63647738
>rags
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>>63647738
Oh look, a new faggot to filter!
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is moneyline betting or DFS easier to make money off of?
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>>63647738
>rags
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>>63647844
>>63647944
>rags
Confirmed meme team
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>tfw you don't even follow hockey but you lurk /hoc/ for the meme culture
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Reminder that England is the king of hockey
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>>63647738
>rags
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OFFICIAL Canadian Team Rankings
>1. Habs
>2. Leafs
>3. Snes
>4. C ucks
>5. Flams
>6. Jest
>7. Oilels

discuss
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>>63648015
this.
Great list.
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>>63648015
>discuss
>Canadian teams
Why would we do this
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When did we become a meme team? When will it end?
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>>63647738
>rags
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kek at nazim kadri.

The guy is averaging like 10 shots on net a game and has only scored 1 goal this entire season.

Does this mean you can lock him into a steal of a contract if he plays amazing entire season but doesnt have the points to back it up?
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>>63648069

that bitch perfect breh
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>>63648122
maybe if she wasn't orange
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>>63646335
>>63647738
>rags

Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
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>rags
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>>63647738
>rags
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>>63646335
>rags
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>>63647491
>caps playoffs
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>>63648015
>leaves not last
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It's >rags
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>>63648215
Monkey
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There's a lot of shitpost on /hoc/ but its not the aggressive type of shitpost you see in other generals.
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>>63648253
Yeah. It's pretty benevolent. I think people just want to make this as dank a place as possible.
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>>63648253
You're a big fat faggot who likes poopy dick in his but
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>CHING CHONG PING PONG LE FUNY POORTUGAL MEME HAHA SO FUNNY. POORTGUAL IS POOR GET IT POOOR-TUGAL LEL PORTUGAL IS BLACK >RAGS HAHAHA >PORTGUAL >RELEVANT ORANGES XDDDD WOW EPIC! WHAT'S HOCKEY LOL I JUST LIKE SHITPOSTING ABOUT PORTUGAL LMAO CHING CHONG LO-MEIN FRIED RICE
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*OFFICIAL NHL GAMES POWERRANKINGS*
1. NHL12
2. NHL14

POWERGAP

3.NHL11
4.NHL13

POWERGAP

9001.NHL16
900000000001.NHL15
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>>63648201
LMBO
Look at that monkey!
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>Gost
>is
>be
>here
Who is Gost and why is he here?
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>>63648286
>No NHL 06

It's like you didn't spend the lockout season delusionally pretending everything was okay
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>>63648330
>floridians in nhl
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>>63648286
>NHL 2005 is not no.1

ultra pleb shit tier power rankings friendo
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>>63648338
>lecavalier cover
Best nhl
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>>63648338
lockout was NHL 05 familia

NHL 09 is best though
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>>63648286
>>63648338
>>63648345
>>63648356
>CURRENT YEAR - 3
>CURRENT YEAR - 9
>CURRENT YEAR - 10
>CURRENT YEAR - 6

NHL 98 was the peak
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Was it NHL 98 that had the glitch where if you took a slapshot from just above the goal line it would go in every time?

Me and my cousin would have competitions to see who could get the most goals in a game this way.
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>>63648330
>not calling him ghostbuster
baka senpai
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>>63648286
Is NHL 16 actually bad? I played the demo and I liked it a bit, but the hitting was unsatisfying. I'm hoping to pick it up on black friday, should I not?
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>>63648330
Born on DUDE WEED day
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>>63648457
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>63648450
I think its okay miles better then 15 but really what isent
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>>63648450
the shooting feels really good, but the hitting is a bit focused on "big hits" and can be somewhat unrealistic at times. it's a fun game though especially if you have friends to play eashl with
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>implying this isn't the GOAT hockey game

get the fuck out all of you
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>>63648471
Not rare
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>>63648483
That shit was so great, used to play that and backyard hockey all the time
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>>63648505
Putting hitting power on max and having guys fly through the fucking glass on every 3rd hit was so much fucking fun with friends while stoned
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>>63648497
Yeah I think I'm the post common Asia poster

>inb4 le mongols are Asian
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>>63648512
That game was one of the reasons I was so happy for 3 on 3 OT
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Who is the Kaepernick, Colin of Hokkei?
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Is this true?
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>>63648595
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>>63647738
>rags
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>>63648731
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>>63648731
>hockey's future
>playing for the oilels

lol no
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>>63648535
Did you watch the Kings Flyers OT today? Literally end to end odd man rushes and breakaways. If that was one of your teams you would have the tightest sphincter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48

old news but I just watched this recently...Canada, you are alright

bonus: the leafs got destroyed afterwards
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>>63648820
>>63648837
Don't know what to make out of this, but thanks
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>debbies
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>>63648902
I swear, we have the nicest people on the planet, but they turn into the nastiest assholes once they get self-righteous about something.

le canadian shitposting edgelord generation not included
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>Stockholm and Helsinki are located on latitude 59°/60°
>they are both situated in the southern parts
>pretty much the latitude of Yukons southern border
>Toronto is as far south as Marseille
>Edmonton is the most northerly of the bigger cities in Canada, and it's ar far south as Hamburg
>in USA you have to travel to somwhere just south of Anchorage to reach latitude 60°

You canadians, and some of you americans may know coldness. But you'll never know darkness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Also
>Tampa Bay is south of Kuwait
lel
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>>63649010
>eskimos have it worse

yea thats cool, still doesnt make me happy that it gets dark at 5 PM
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>>63649034
>tfw the sun goes down 03:15 PM today
>it's still early in the season
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>>63649010
>>63649045
>mfw Edmonton is colder than most of Scandinavia and it's not as far north as Scandinavia
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>>63649045

fucking fjordniggers and their gulf streams
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>>63649066
As I said, "you may know coldness". I didn't claim anything else.

Coldness affects you physically, darkness affects you mentally.

>63649086
>mad at streams
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>>63649086
>the sun goes down early because of wind

is this really what they teach in Canadian schools?
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>>63649091

meant to reply to >>63649010

also the gulf stream is an ocean current that keeps said hamburg and scandinavia warmer than deadmonton
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>>63649089
I haven't seen the sun since August..
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>>63649096
Well, then it's time to get out of the basement m8
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>>63649096
I haven't seen the sun in a month.
Not because I'm a NEET loser like you, but because I work nights. Sleep til 4/5 pm.
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>>63649106
>>63649129
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>>63649143
did chuckle tbqh
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>it's actually a disadvantage to be 1st in the pacific right now
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>>63649398
It's a disadvantage to be 1st anywhere

Since the realignment, the Central winner hasn't won a playoff series, and it's been 3-seeds winning the Cup
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i think i found the armenian kongs poster on fucking quizup
>15
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are the laffs actually a team that can play now and has Babcocks system finally break through to the players?
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Hello canafriends,

How is it that you claim to be the best country at hockey (which you are) while simultaneously denying Minnesota is the state of hockey?
Clearly cup wins don't factor into this reasoning
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>>63649673
meme man
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>>63650180
3/5 Olympic gold medals.
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>>63649426
They aren't a broken team anymore if that is what you mean. Babcock actually has them playing competent hickey. Worst case scenario they keep winning and stay out of the lottery.
Look at that roster, it is garbage, they need to go full tank. They are the least talented team in the NHL. Reilly is good but that doesn't make up for the rest of the team.
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>>63650212
That is my point.
Canada hasn't won a cup but wins international play.
Minnesota hasn't won a cup but would win (even with Stalock lol) any state vs state play.
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>>63650251
Canada has won many many cups though
Minnesota has won zero even with two teams.
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>>63650262
That is fair, but would you say there is a state that is better at hockey?
Obviously provinces would win..
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who /getting cücked again by the red wings/ later today?

(hint: it's me fåm)
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canadian faggots opening their borders to mexicans top kek
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>>63649089
Do you ever talk about hockey?
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>>63650745
lel so now they will be brown chinks?
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What franchise is worse, the Leafs or the Oilers?

The leafs have been irrelevant the last 30 years and show no signs of changing.

The oilers got a dynasty from GOAT talent, sold it away, and have ruined any hopes of GOAT talent since then.

Also
>rags
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>>63650297
Michigan
New york
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>>63650755
Do you ever stop being a tripfaggot?
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>>63650740
D-dont jinx it pham, I need this win..
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>>63650894
This desu.
t. Upstate New Yorker
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>>63650918
Patrape is better than any Minnesotan ever
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>>63650894
>>63650918
Post New York team
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Good morning /hoc/
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>>63650934
He has a long time to go with no jail time before he passes Housley and Broten. At least it won't be a DUI right?
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>>63650909
>he still believes in jinxing
i need to shitpost tbhfam
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>>63646295
Didn't they just lose to the laffs?

Don't get me wrong, the Habs are a great team. Perhaps one of the league's finest. But they are absolutely exploitable.
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>>63650968
Dank af
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>>63651019
Patrape has already peaked higher than either of those clowns, Broten wasn't even that great.
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Caps fan here. Would be pleased to see the Stars win Stan Lee's cup. They have probably the best offensive team in the league and have been kicking ass recently. I'm always surprised when they don't end up making it to the playoffs. If the Caps were to, by some miracle, make it to the finals then a series against the Stars would be one of the best finals series to date.
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Why don't you just pick a proxy and stay with it?
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>>63651225
>ovechkin
>finals
top kek
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>>63651225
I think this is the year you guys beat the Rags
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What team is most susceptible to a single injury?
Oilers have been exposed
Habs have shown enough resiliency without Price
Patrape made up for Keith being gone
Parise gone has mostly only effected the PP
I haven't followed the Islels enough to know what effect Tavares dying had

So what team is it?
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>>63651361
penguins. if they lose one of crosby/malkin/kessel/(regular season)fleury/letang/maatta they're bound to miss the playoffs.
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>>63651389
They already lost Määttä last night.
Looked like a hip injury. Those can easily end a career.
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>>63651389
>crosby
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>>63651225
Caps-Stars SCF would be GOAT, and I say that as a Habs "fan".
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>>63651389
yeah they would suddenly start to suck if one of their underperforming players got hurt. Its like you don't even watch pongs games
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>mfw the Rags are shit again

Feels good lads
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>>63651407
hey faggot I'm learning about your 1956 election now and applying gaming theory to it. You guys are fucking retarded for letting communists outsmart you
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>>63651439
What?
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>>63651424
>smuk_pik
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>>63651424
>9 game win streak
>shit
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>>63651445
The one where kekkonen got elected because the commies outsmarted you drunk fucks
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>>63651472
Kekkonen wasn't a commie though.

He was a Kepulainen which is far worse.
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>>63651472
Kekkonen was a conservative.
K. A. Fagerholmin was the gommie candidate.
You obviously need to read some more.
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>>63651459
>tfw no Las Vegas Clipart Pigs

>>63651471
That's cool and all but
>rags
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>>63651496
>K. A. Fagerholmin

*Fagerholm
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>>63651535
Well it was pretty impressive. Do you still do runoff elections?
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Oh you meant the Finnish commies?
nvm then.
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>>63651523
>passikivi
ayy
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>>63651553
Yes but things can no longer go to as they did in 1956. IIRC they got rid of the electoral college after the last Kekkonen presidency due to it being seen as undemocratic.

Currently the elections are done in two rounds. If in the first round there is no candidate with an absolute majority the two candidates with the most votes will be selected for the second round or runoff elections.

And the winner of the second round is elected president.
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>>63651587
lyl didnt realize i misspelled it but i just translated passikivi and why do you have a word for that

>>63651604
makes sense
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>>63651568
>>63651559
The SDP was in the pocket of the CIA tbqh familia.
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>>63649089
buy a UV lamp
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>>63651620
SDP played on both sides.
Their members names are on KGB and Stasi(Tiitisen lista) files too.
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Lots of shady shit went on in Finland after the wars.
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>>63651665
Still better than Keskusta
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>>63651693
You couldn't have found a better man than Kekkonen to rebuild the country tbqf.
He turned Finland to a 1st world country.
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>>63646465
why was the portuguese bro banned? he seemd pretty chill.

I wish I could go to another country but with what qualifications?
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>>63651707
He was corrupt shit and in the pocket of the Soviets.
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>>63651727
no shit. the best politicians are corrupted. Idiot.
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>>63651723
>you
>moving out of your mothers basement

good one grease
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>>63651740
Still think we had better men for the job.

Kekkonen is just a meme politician.
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>>63651741
well at least I am not alone in my misery, unlike you (if you are the same anon who said he moved away but is still sad etc.).
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>there are people ITT right now who disrespect kekkonen
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>>63651766

recently moved but I'm fine desu senpai
maybe I mentioned I turn down going out for watching hockey on a regular basis but that won't change anytime soon
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>>63651758
You're a retard.
He build good relations with the Soviets which helped Finland's export and industrialized the country.
Without Kekkonen Finland would have probably fallen under Soviet rule at some point.
You fucking hippies don't know shit about anything.
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>>63651793
>living in commie blocks
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>>63651796
no, then it wasn't you.
I want to move. I 'm not stupid, but where can I go and what can I do?
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>>63651824
well that obviously depends on what you've learned. you could also work with any NGO which is good for getting out for a limited amount of time. If you have no degree and NGOs are no option you should just move to another city and get a degree there.
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>>63651824
For starters you could fuck off from /hoc/.
Permanently
Also
>I 'm not stupid

top kek
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>>63651019
You're delusional
Patrape is already better than both of those clowns, and broten sucks dick
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>>63651925
why didn't you close your paranthesis?
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Can you faggots get out of /hoc/? Where are the fucking mods when you actually need them?
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>>63651933
Fuck you nigger faggot your team a shit
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>>63651931
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>>63651967
>>63651925
This hurts my autism gland
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>>63651967
you monster
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>>63651925
I have a degree, don't want to study no more to excuse living of my parents. NGO ey? interesting.
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Getting a bit off topic
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>>63652006
>what is publixposting
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>>63652014

What is pay denbt.
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>>63651967
Hans please don't go to any soccer games Id miss you if you got exploded. Also gas the muslims crusade now please
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>trying to ruin comfy politihoc
fuck off
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>>63652006
>muh sports bar
>muh old /sp/

>>63651988
you still haven't told what field your degree is in but if you find an organization that fits your qualification and you like the job you might as well inquire about a permanent job there. but volunteering is a better first step than dwelling in unemployment
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>>63652041
>volunteering is a better first step than dwelling in unemployment

that's to be discussed; having no money and living in my hours vs. serving someone and still having no money? *makes the scale gesture*
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>>63652014
>what is anger toward a sandwich
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>>63652058
>what is differentiating an observation from expressing your thoughts about it
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Rinks are open boys!!
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>>63652078
grease even you're better than these sandwich fags. Just ignore them
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>>63652101
>grease
>better than anything
>when he can't even afford a sandwich
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>>63652078
Publix btfo by a Greece
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>>63652125
Yep like i just said he is better than you
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>>63652025

seriously considered going to Frankfurt games a few weeks ago but that's history now I guess lel. I wonder what's necessary to start a crusade here. every incident strengthens the pro-islam guys and it looks like a lost case

>>63652055
I've been a NEET and I've not been a happy NEET. If you want a change of scenery you'll need to do something. it may not earn you the big bucks right away but neither will sitting on your ass. and guess which option's better on your CV. Plus usually you get a little money for yourself.
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>>63652078
Something you just made up because you're literally angry at bread meat cheese and vegetables
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>>63652143
That makes sense. I am optimistic, I will find something. But it's a shame we have to be going through the same fears our fathers went through in the 60s i.e. nuclear holocaust and added to that poverty.
>>
The bottom line is this, there are some denbts and denbts need to be paid before we can proceed.
Until that day, grease and grease sympathizers need to fuck off.
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>>63652166
I'm not really afraid of either of those things. The only one of those you have a reason to be afraid of is poverty. There won't be a nuclear war ever, and if there is nobody is going to nuke fucking Greece
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>>63652125
>This shit tier damage control
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>>63652190
>Canada getting mad at grease being mad at a sandwich
Go get some timmies homo
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>>63652200
Canada wasnt mad at greece anywhere in that you swamp living nigger
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>>63652189
>if there is nobody is going to nuke fucking Greece


Let's hope you said that jokingly. Let's hope you will not ask me why we should hope that.

Besides that, let's hope that there won't be a nuclear war ever indeed.
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>>63652200
crystal meth babby detected
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>>63652211
He's upset grease is responding to publix posting, and is inadvertently mad at a sandwich himself
>>
>people defending grease
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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>>63652143
maybe that nazi gold train in poland will be the secret living quarters of hitler and his heirs and they will rise to power and make germany great again and ally with lord trump and we will finally live in peace. t-that's possible right
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>>63652200
I'm happy with Greece for inciting this shit tier damage control

Where are the other Pubsub autists? They can actually bring and handle the bantz
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>>63652258
better than grocery store sandwiches
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What does /hoc/ think about cyka league?
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>>63652296
>AK BAR Khazan

triggered

>>63652260
nope we're done. Europe is getting fucked.
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>>63652296
Nizhnekamsk Neftekhimik will win Gagarin cup
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Daily reminder that Jeremy Roenick is a manchild and was the worst American player of all time.
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>>63652336
>>63652337

This logo is so fucking good lamo
>>
Reminder that Toews is not Canadian
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>>63652347
but he wrestles alligators so he's cool with me
>>
Is getting angry at a sandwich an actual sign that someone may have downs?
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>>63652296
The Croatian and Slovakian teams trigger my autism.
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>yfw da Stars win da cup
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>>63652385
shut the fuck up already
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>>63652336
usa will save the world again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZLtg8OZYY
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>>63652414
this tbhfam
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>>63652411
>mfw Tampon Gay doesn't make the playoffs and I take a fat steamy shit in a publix sub and serve it to a swamp nigger
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>>63652417
>tumblr the country saving anyone
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>>63652417
Germany:
Islam-friendly "Antifascists" harass Lebanese christian guy who tries to steer attention to christian persecution in the middle east

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfO8zSXiR1o

pls save us
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>>63652417
this person seems to be experinecing mental anguish. I hope he finds balance.
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>>63652347
Roenick was based m8
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>>63652465
>harass

I see no harassment, the preacher is getting touchy feely himself.

also, let's turn this to hockey discussion because I can smell a ban coming my way.
>>
>CANKEKS
>LAFFS
>RAGS
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>>63652465
What the fuck are these nerds doing?
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>>63652502
>zero stamkos news
>zero kopitar news
>no early games
>shit early games on weekend
>just 3 games today
>no trades


enough hockeytalk
>>
anybody got a webm of bieksa getting his tooth knocked out like a cartoon character?
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>>63652539
kek

when will John Quenneville play?
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>>63652552
>c ucks
>canc ucks
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>>63652414
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
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>>63652580
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>>63652539
are these getting any play in germany? bunch of famous people have started tweeting it including richard dawkins and paul pogba and it was on nbc news

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6695011/28ec7b05/met_open_poorten.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
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>>63652574
fukken brootal thanks
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>>63652602
Good meme
>>
Seriously?

"You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography."

I guess this post serves as a fair warning, you'll selectively be banned if you post >rags.

I thought Hiro was cool. Maybe this was just a mod abusing his power? Honestly surprised by this.
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>>63652696
>rags
>>
>>63652696
>mad at Sandwhiches
>>
>I thought Hiro was cool

Hahah are you fucking stupid?
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>>63652791
Rude, but all I've seen of him is how he was actively asking the community for suggestions. Also, he removed mandrama.
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>>63652462
Why are you talking about yourself
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>>63652696
REPORTED FOR BAN EVASION

Also

>rags

Also also
>>63652411
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>>63652944
>stinky smelly beaners
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>>63652944
Ban expired today.

Also,

>announcing your ban report

Whoops
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>frogs
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>>63652078
You're literally trying to argue over a sandwich, a fucking sandwich
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>>63652082
Jasper is pretty based, don't think I'd want to live there year round tho
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>>63652101
>visibly upset over people discussing sandwiches
>>
going to see the wings play the bruins next weds

what to expect from joe?
>>
>>63653013
>anglokeks
>>
>>63652574
>the tooth keeps hanging in his mouth

What inside the jewish fuck?
>>
Reminder that Joe Thornton sucks off teenagers and makes them cum on his long face
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>>63651166
no, but the Avs did and the Avs recently beat the Habs

Condon's losing confidence, he needs a break. We need Pricer back.
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>le 6 minutes of ice time per game man
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>>63653588
will the habs ever stop believing in struggling ex-stars
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Leon Draisaitl
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Leon Draisaitl
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Leon Draisaitl
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Leon Draisaitl
>>
Leon Draisaitl
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>>63653806
>>63653830
>>63653839
>>63653886
>>63653902
Thank you based Leon "Let's get this Shoah on the road" Draisaitl
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>>63652574
>not even 200 lbs
>acts like a tough guy
>hurr durr I won the conference finals once pay me 6 million /year

I always hated bieksa. The fact that all the grills loved him in Vaughncouver pissed me off even more. Talk shit, get hit. Where's your pretty face now, Kev?

At least he's not a canuck anymore so I don't feel embarrassed.
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>>63653705
remember how much they almost paid for Lecavalier
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>tfw still no hockey til tomorrow
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>>63653974
>bieksa
>not even 200lbs
Are you serious? I thought he was like 220+.. He tries to act like he's some badass toughguy but the fact that he doesn't weigh 200lbs is hilarious.
>>
where the fuck are you sweden I want to bully you rigth now
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>>63653989
that was fucking embarrassing

imagine how good the lightning would be right now though
>>
Zach Parise once scored 45 goals in one season
>>
>>63654400
Jonathan Cheechoo once won the Richard.
>>
Is this how it's like to be a Toronto fan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDrwtpWhu6o
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>>63654686
that guy has some insightful things to say, too bad he's fucking unwatchable with all the shouting and jump cuts.
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>>63654400
>tfw he will never score over 20 again
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>>63654728
He can be a bit much a times, but I find it to be worth it.
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>tfw you'll never be an NHLer who will get to make girls gush just by skating by them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yldNNCxZWsI
>>
>>63654686
>The red-green majority (consisting of, Social Democratic Party, Green Party, Left Party (former communist party) and Feminist Initiative) of Stockholm has adopted its strategy on fighting extremism, which includes people joining ISIS or returning ISIS fighters.

>They will be helped with getting employment, welfare and a place to live.

>According to Erik Slottner group leader of the Christian Democrats the document does not mention anything about de-radicalizing returning fighters.

>About 250-300 people have left Sweden to go fight for ISIS, according to the security police.
>The migration board has as of this month reported ~330 asylum seekers to the security police for being possible threats to the nation.

is this how its supposed to be living in sweden?
>>
Dustin Brown will probably die from CTE related illnesses within 20 years after retirement

http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Dustin%2BBrown%2Bblows%2Boff%2BSimon%2BGagne%27s%2Bkids%252c%2Bleaving%2Bthem%2Bhanging%2Bat%2Bcentre%2Bice&id=565920
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>>63654845
>this is a 10 in Philthy
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>>63654845
>That guy behind her

Absolutely c ucked
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Hamonic's getting traded to West Canada over unspecified family issues by the way.

vultures commence
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>>63654880
Thay it ain't tho!
>>
>>63654941
Oilers pls

2017 1st
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>>63654845
I cry every time
>>
>>63654880
why do the kings go so far out of their way to try and be unlikeable
>>
>>63654966
does your pathetic country make you cry?
>>
>>63654966
Wow she's a QT
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>>63654966
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>>63653367
>frogs
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>>63654941
Legit>>>>????? what

>>63654880
Can't wait for the San Andreas fault to destroy all those stinky smelly beaners
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>>63654941
just fuck my shit up family
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>>63654880
He looked like he either had his glove back on already or had something in his hands. Besides who wants a stinky hockey glove handshake anyway?
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>>63654975
Brown is normally a really nice guy
Voynov is back in Russia
The team hasn't had anyone suspended for gooning in a long time

What do you want from them? I'd bet you'd see them as a lot more likesble if they were losing, which I think is the real issue here
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>>63655371
>Brown is normally a really nice guy
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>>63655380
Off the ice. He hits hard and plays with an edge yes, but shouldn't all players? He has been suspended ONE time, get over yourself he isn't a dirty player
>>
>>63655423
>google is dustin brown dirty
>find a fag blog dedicated to him being dirty

yeah these are all good ol canamerican boy plays
http://dustinbrownisnotdirty.tumblr.com/
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>>63655371
Bartosak assaulted someone yesterday

Kings have gone ZERO days without having a player charged
>>
>>63655469
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2003-10-29/sports/0310290246_1_martin-brodeur-shutout-ziggy-palffy

The kongs have long-standing traditions in these things.
>>
>>63655469
Bartosak is currently a member of the ECHL Manchester Monarchs. He has never played in a real game for the Kings and now never will.
>>63655454
Cry harder. Most of these aren't even penalties and the league has done nothing about it
>>
>>63655515
Hello mr slav how many pages down the old google did you have to sift through to dig up that one?
>>
What are your guys thoughts on the 3on3 tournament? Sounds more fun than the all star game desu.
>>
>>63655524
No matter how much you try to distance him he's still apart of the Kings organization.

>>63655515
>Ziggy

That's a name I haven't heard in a while, good find! Jesus Christ the Kings have some longstanding internal problems.
>>
>>63655540
I remember it, friend. If you check the books, you find out Palffy is Slovak. He played for the kings before 2012.
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>>63655564
might be fun, it's not like defense ever meant anything in an all star game, at least now they can let loose a little more
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>>63655578
Top Kek
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>>63655566
I never understood why you would blame the organization for what these people do in their free time and personal life. Nobody is advocating for them to hit women, the organization is dealing with these assholes when the issues arrise. After Voynov they really made resources available to the team towards preventing stfuff like this. You can't stop everyone
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>>63655632
When you have 4 players in one calender year get in trouble with the law you lose the benefit of the doubt that they acted as individuals. Obviously the organization is enabling this type of behavior.
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>>63655632
>nobody is advocating hitting women
>2015
>that's the problem m8
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>>63655566
u r rly dum
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>>63655687
Who was the 4th? Voynov Richards a literally who and????

Also if by enabling this behavior you mean suspending indefinitely and terminating contracts right?
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>>63655768
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>>63655787
Fuck it was Stoll never mind. Let it be noted that it happened in the offseason and he was a UFA
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>>63655787
some ECHLer choked a bitch
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>>63655768
FLAMES
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>>63655810
Nice flag m8
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>>63655540
>>63655787
>>63655800
>Kongs fans in charge of knowing >their own players
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>>63655817
everytime

its not fair
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>>63655823
>kings
>fans
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>>63655823
>i forget the guys name and what he did for 30 seconds then remember
>hurr durr
Like I said, the players who have gotten in trouble NEVER played another game for us. The organization has handled it extremely well in this post Ray-Rice world
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>>63655778
Would eat the corn out of her shit without the aid of a knife and fork
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>>63655847
You're actually acting like it was the Kings choice that Voynov is gone. Remember when as a statement he practiced with the team and then they got fined $100,000? If they could have him play for the team right now they would because he is a legit top 4 defender with offensive upside and is right handed.
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>>63655932
He hadn't been convicted yet and the details of his crime were still very vague. He was using the Kings facility to stay in shape then the whole team showed up for an optional skate leading to the fine. He wasn't supposed to be there
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>>63655815
I just got this..
>Ducks
>Posts webm of a Rooster
>Roosters are male chickens
>Chickens make the sound..
>Kek
>Kek
>Kek
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>>63655992
nope I like like to post fowl webms
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>>63655992
/sp/ really filtered the 'C' word?!?!
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>>63655980
Now you're just flat out lying.

>"Lombardi initially refused comment to Kings reporters, but theL.A. Times' Lisa Dillman reported that there was no change in Voynov's status and that Lombardi believed it would be beneficial for Voynov to be around his teammates."

Source: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/slava-voynov-los-angeles-kings-practice-update/

>Kongs fans hockey knowledge
>>
>Canada
>MAD at the Kings?
Who would've thunk it?
>>
Guy Boucher was fired from Bern

expect him back in the nhl soon
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>>63656006
it was for the best TBQH Family
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>>63656006
They did it like 2 weeks ago. On the bright side the wrestlefags got banished to /asp/
>>63656010
You are obsessed friend. Stuff like that has no impact on competition.
>>
Oilers might make a trade offer for Hamonic, is he any good? I don't watch Isles games, but then again who does?
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>>63656033
No one does. Nobody will be able to reply. You may have overthought it.
>>
>>63656033
would be their best developed D-man
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>>63656031
>Prove you wrong with the 2nd Google result
>Obsessed

You know how this conversation started? Dustin Brown not shaking that kids hand.

>>63656033
What? Why on earth would Snow trade Hamonic?
>>
>>63656033
Doesn't matter if he's good if he ends up in Edmonton
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>>63656074
>What? Why on earth would Snow trade Hamonic?
you should keep up with the news
>>
Who /undefeatedinOTandSO/ here?

>VANCOUVER CANUCKS NEED NOT APPLY
>>
>Publixfags will defend this

http://www.wwmt.com/news/features/national/stories/TSA-throws-out-child-39-s-Buzz-Lightyear-souvenir-233355.shtml#.Vk0MiL2DTqC
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What is everyone's honest opinion of Justin Trudeau?
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>>63656210
He's my husbando
>>
>>63656210
DUDE
>>
>>63656138
>Fort Lauderdale
Don't care desu
>>
>>63656210
He's dumb
Hopefully so dumb someone else runs the country for him
>>
>>63656210
He's shit but at least he's white
>>
http://www.tsn.ca/report-kings-prospect-faces-12-domestic-related-assault-charges-1.395341

>TWELVE (12) different charges
>>
>>63656217
WEED
>>
Am I still banned?
>>
>>63656293
Can they catch a break?
>>
>>63655992
That comb looks too short to be a rooster
Looks more like a hen
My brother keeps a Buff Orpington and a couple Barred Rocks in the backyard because MUH EGGS
>>
>>63656277
Does it matter if he's white if he is a huge c-uk?
>>
>>63656351
Kings are in first place lmao. Don't really care that an ECHL scrub will never play again. Already have two very good goalies
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>>63656359
At least he isn't black or a woman
>>
>>63656388
He's still going to take in loads of refugees who will just walk across our border and bomb our shit up
>>
TEST: kek senpai desu

So help me god if those words turn into some wea-boo asian SHIT
>>
>>63656578
JUST
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>>63656383
Relax carlos
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>>63656602
BOMB
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>>63656584
FUUUUUU
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>>63656616
CANADA
>>
>>63656584
When will slant-moot give us our words back senpai?
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>>63656578
>63 percent white
>complaining about others
>>
>>63656669
We don't want you to end up like us. You have to fight back before it is too late
>>
>>63656669
>canada has some few millions of people
>imports a hundred thousand refugees
>doesn't realize they breed like rats and the white population will decline like an avalanche
>>
>>63652296
I see CCCP and Jokerit and I don't like it
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>>63656383
He wasn't an ECHL scrub tho, he was sent there on a conditioning assignment. A CHL goaltender Alec Collin is the only goaltender prospect under contract for the Kings. Bartosaks play was what led them to walk away from Berube. The Kings need ELC contracts with Kopitar & Lucic up for new deals. The guy put up .919 last season in 28 contests, you might not like him but he was a quality prospect nonetheless.
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http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=788527&navid=DL|NHL|home

Interesting format with divisional teams playing each other. But
>3v3 in 20-minute games
NHL really likes to ride the meme
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>>63656855
They just fucked up the all-star game by forcing 3 defensemen per division. How do you even pick the Central? Keith, Weber, Josi, Suter, Byfuglien, Shattenkirk should all be there. I probably left someone out even there.
>>
i wish i was dead t.bh
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>>63656859
Lel.
There are always some big names that don't "get" to go though.

>>63656865
No.
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>>63656865
>crying on the internet about it

Might aswell go for you fucken manbitch
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>>63656859
Keith, Weber and Suter over Byfuglien because he said he doesn't like 3 on 3
>>
Jets-Canucks

>>63656364
>>63656364
>>63656364
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>>63656855
So did I get this straight? 3v3 for 20min without any line changes? That's tough even for NHL players for all-star game
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>>63656872
This seems worse than the usual snubs.

>>63656905
Doubt they leave out Josi because it's in Nashville though
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>>63656927
They already have Weber, though.
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>>63656920
No, I'm sure there will be line changes. Would be quite boring after 2 minutes or so if not.

>>63656927
>This seems worse than the usual snubs.
Somewhat perhaps.
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>>63656935
Both of them will make it.

Kane, Seguin, Benn, Wheeler, Tarasenko, Mackinnon?
Weber, Josi, Suter
Allen or Rinne

This is a goddamn joke with the representation rule too
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>>63656927
>>63656970
Seems like NHL have good ideas for actual meaningful games, regular season etc. But not so much with everything else, World Cup (u23, north america, europe teams) and now this. Not that I care about all-star game so much, but whole game 3v3 doesn't sound that good tbqh
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>>63656993
Well there's two goalies so both can make it.
>>
lets go Detroit


does anyone have the odds for Ovie getting his goal tonight?
Thats got to be getting up there right?
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shit
fuck
nigger
kill me
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>>63656706
Lel
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>>63657021
I get a feeling that they're trying find ways to make the game more apealing to "casual" fans.
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>>63657032
I'm okay he getting it tonight because it's gonna happen someday, but I still rank Fedorov higher than Ovie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li69TUQbXFM
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>>63657080
I'm afraid of that, and it's okay to me if they do it in all-star game, that's what it's all about anyways. But I'm not okay with the World Cup format and even more if they don't change it for 2020 and don't let players to Olympics
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>>63657123
I agree, they can play around with the all star game, that doesn't bother me. And trying new things isn't all bad, even if a particular idea may seem strange.

Agree, once again, I don't want to see a tournament with weird team combinations replace the olympics.
But until that happens, I will give the WC the benefit of the doubt.
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>>63657162
Yeah, I just hope the reason for those oddities in WC format are just for the first time, for next one they have four years to come up with format with 8 or so national teams. I would like to see Germany and Switzerland there at least. Maybe even Denmark/Norway.
>>
Washington vs. Detroit gamthread!

>>63657272>>63657272

Detroit already in the lead!
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>>63657282
Doubtful, the NHL doesn't care about non-NHL players
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>>63657282
That's what they claimed when they announced the two weird teams, that there wasn't enough time for smaller nations to qualify.

I get what they mean though for the Europe team. It's a marketing ploy for the NHL, why leave out those like Kopitar?
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>>63657282
I can only agree.

>>63657295
That's the problem. NHL would be fucking up the sports chances at spreading tbqh.
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>>63657295
I know, but they should, just make sure that it's NHL's tournament and someone in "little" hockey countrys will get GCL to watch more
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>>63657311
Yeah, but it seems very weird marketing ploy for us. We don't have exhibition games or all-star games here and with WC with"Europes team" takes the seriousness out of it for us, or for most of us. I believe many would like more to see how their "own leagues boys" handle other national teams with mostly NHLers there.

But like said, if this is just one time thing and next time it's "normal", I'm okay with this. Best case scenario: NHLers at Olympics and World Cup with 8 "best" teams. Would take prestige out of Skoda Cup pretty nicely
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>>63657049
there there, it'll be okay
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>The current year - 22

>Canada
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>>63657475
>able to train frenchmen to play hockey

can't even do that anymore desu
>>
i'm confused on today, senpai

BLM idiots were protesting on my campus but i realized that I get all the gamecenter channels on my tv for free this year

howd your days go?
>>
>>63657049
>>63657452
I don't know what's dumber, that they expect an equivalent defenceman back or what they think constitutes an equivalent defenceman.
>>
>>63657596
Best bet might be Byfuglien plus something else to make up for him being UFA.
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>>63657596
it is dumb considering islanders need help on defense, but not much ya can do when the kid wants to go to western canada, hopefully the isles can hold on to him
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>>63657635
Byfuglien shouldn't even be a starting point. He's looking for $7 million per season. Hamonic has one of the best contracts in the league at roughly $3.8 for the next 4 years.
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>>63657635
True but with Trouba and Myers there they don't really need another RHD, Calgary is probably out as well unless the Islanders are dumb enough to take Wideman.

>>63657654
Yeah it sucks for the Islanders but it's not like other teams actually care about their situation. The Ducks didn't send the Oilers Scott Niedermayer when Pronger demanded for a trade. The >rags didn't send the Bolts a 2 time Art Ross winner when St. Louis demanded a trade. The Avs didn't send the Habs Hasek when Roy when he was traded.
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>>63657717
then you're not getting a defenseman back, which is probably why Hamonic is still on the team
>>
REEEEEEEEEREREREEEEEEERRTRRRTRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEERRR
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>>63657736
>The >rags didn't send the Bolts a 2 time Art Ross winner when St. Louis demanded a trade
lolwut

The rags got bent over in that trade.
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>63657736
if there's multiple teams in a bidding war the return doesn't have to end up being too bad

also any meaningful trade with the jets would involve either myers or trouba, most likely myers
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63657744
Hamonic is 25 years old, signed to a great contract, and is coming off a big year. There's no way they let him go for a UFA they won't be able to sign. He has more value than that.

>>63657799
calm down, look at the fuckin monkey
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>>63657736
and Hamonic is no niedermayer or roy

his value is much easier to match
>>
>>63657816
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>
>>63646335
>rags
>>
>>63657816
No team is going to trade you a defenseman similar to him in age and contract because teams don't trade those players unless something is wrong. You might be able to get someone like Eberle though if you don't mind a forward.
>>
>>63657816
Lmao look af that fucken REEEEE
>>
>>63657755
Only because the manlet fell off a cliff. Tony Rangers had 121 points in the previous 110 games.

>>63657779
>also any meaningful trade with the jets would involve either myers or trouba, most likely myers

That's why there probably won't be a trade with Winnipeg.
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>>63657839
Hamilton and Myers are both underperforming right now.

>>63657853
He was like 38 years old. He wasn't worth a lot.
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>>63657862
They're underperforming but they won't get traded. Unless Hamilton really is team cancer.
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>>63657853
Myers would be pretty close to a lateral move

also it's not like it has to be a 1-1 swap, there's still a bunch of options and teams left
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>>63657862
>>63657868
Hamilton is already trending up with the return of Brodie on the top pairing with Gio. As of late his possession numbers have shot up and his confidence is improving too, a little unfair to throw him in the toughest situations while adjusting to a new system at the age of 23. He'll finish strong this season as he grows into his own.

As for Hamonic there's no way you let a guy like that go for nothing, obviously they won't be able to get max return for him because everyone knows that he wants out but it should still be significant
>>
>>63657862
Hamonic's 0-3-3 in 19 games is no screaming hell either.

>He was like 38 years old. He wasn't worth a lot.

Yeah but the body they got back was crap. The St. Louis trade was like if the Islanders end up with Sbisa+2nd rounder and Hamonic plays like crap for the rest of the season.
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>>63658004
>Hamonic's 0-3-3 in 19 games is no screaming hell either.
Hamonic's been fine. It's not his fault the team sucks dick.
>>
>mfw Hawks get BTFO
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>yfw Hamonic goes to Calgary for Russell and a 3rd
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>>63658004
The Oilers need a shutdown defender, they have enough offense upfront. The reason they suck cock is because they get hemmed in their own zone and have defenders lose corner puck battles.
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>>63658074
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who /suicidewatch/ here?
>>
>>63658102
Is he native?
>>
>>63646347
Fuck off texas
>>
Literally the only team that has something equal to Hamonic to give is the Flames.

Who the fuck would the Nucks give?
The Jets? Really? Buff? He's a UFA.
And lmao, Oilers? They have aging mistakes and damaged rookies.
>>
>>63658074
Wouldn't even be mad desu. Watching leastern conference teams destroy themselves just to kek the Oilers would be worth it.

>>63658083
>The Oilers need a shutdown defender, they have enough offense upfront.

True but only if you mean "player that can break opponent's cycles, deny zone entries and safely move the puck out of the zone" and not "big dumb plug that looks mean and is always defending because he sucks at hockey".

>The reason they suck cock is because they get hemmed in their own zone and have defenders lose corner puck battles.

Which is why it would be absurd for them to pay the price that the Islanders are asking. At best it would be a lateral trade. At worst Hamonic will be revealed to be yet another leastern conference babby while which ever defenceman the Oilers send flourishes.
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>>63658154
Tanev maybe? But the question again becomes, why would Vancouver trade him? As >>63657984 says, it usually takes time for players to get familiar with new teams/systems/opponents and some times they never click (Gretzky with Hull for example).
>>
>>63658108
Are there any deets on what his family problem is?
>>
>>63658132
manitoba farmboy, not sure

>>63658154
is Russell and a 3rd your idea of equal value?
>>
>>63658004
Also, he starts slow offensively every season. He'll pick it up.

Career Pre-All Star Game
161gp-5g-35a-40pts
ppg.25 .

Career Post-All Star Game
114-10-51-61
.48

*Not including meme-half season
>>
>>63658219
>>63658219
OILERS & HAWKS
>>63658219
>>63658219
>>
>>63658226
>>63658226
>>63658226

post bills
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>>63658178
Not that anon you kek, but i think Hudler and Wideman with some salary retained would get the conversation going
>>
>>63658174
ideally it's someone close to value and on a good contract although a (small) downgrade

like myers or klefbom, don't know about tanev

though we don't need to act like he needs to be immediately shipped tomorrow

the deal may end up being shit or it may not, this is very sudden and it depends on a lot of things most of which we don't yet know

>>63658255
sure it would. the conversation would then continue with "thanks for the offer, we'll try somewhere else"
>>
>>63658178
No. The Isles don't want a pick. The Isles want a straight replacement or someone better without adding anything.

I really doubt they'll want a pick if the player isn't as good as Hamonic.
>>
>>63658177
I don't know. He's addressing the team and media tomorrow.


Maybe we get Klefbom if Edmonton can be coerced into trading any D, but I doubt the return is going to be worth it.
>>
>>63658315
>without adding anything
you know this from where?
>>
>>63658315
>>63658337
I think this could be a good time to trade Okposo desu.
>>
>>63658337
LITERALLY

the LITERAL FIRST fucking article that broke on this shit

>“The problem with them trading Travis Hamonic,” one exec said, “is they want… Travis Hamonic.”

>Several sources indicate Snow is not interested in a picks or prospects type of return. He’s looking for equal-level replacement.
>>
>>63658359
They mean that Hamonic fits their needs perfectly, not that they're not open to adding anything to Hamonic to get a deal to go through.
>>
>>63658359
nowhere does it say the islanders aren't willing to add if the return is a better player
>>
>>63658359
>hey league i got this-
>hey
>h-hey guys
>hey league i got this guy i want to trade
>guys
>i wana trade this
>GUYS! i wana trade travis hamonic for someone as good or better than travis hamonic
>will throw in this bag of pucks
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>>63658391
>>63658398
>>63658402
>a reply to croatia saying i think russell and a 3rd was a good idea, which i never posted
>i say No because Russell is not as good nor as consistent as Hamonic and a pick added isn't going to change that

and now i've got two replies going against each other and captain obvious

thanks /hoc/
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>>63658299
Squat down here and consider this for a moment.

Doesn't a fwd who hit 76 points last year and a D-man who hit 56 points last year warrant serious consideration when its public knowledge that Hamonic WANTS out? Realistically the islanders don't have a huge amount of leverage and thats not terrible return when they're a team that are fully "going for it"
>>
>>63658442
New thread
>>
>>63658391
>>63658398
>guys I know we've got [top pairing defenceman] and are looking to have some playoff success this year but what if we trade him to the Islanders for Hamonic and a bunch of picks that won't help us win for 3-4 years?
>>
>>63658453
you don't know what leverage they have and how many teams are involved

hamonic is not a kesler, he's not a vanek, he shouldn't be worth two shitters on expiring contracts

have you even seen his contract you cowfucker?

don't bother repping those guys, I know calgary wouldn't care to throw them away
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>>63658492
You're grossly overvaluing a 2nd pairing D man playing in the leastern conference, stick to knock off Adidas track suits and cheap liqour because you're in way over your head
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>>63658532
you don't know shit about either hamonic or the islanders

that's normal, that's why I simply told you how things are

if I wanted to argue about garbage low balls, I'd go on hfboards

stick to watching your team become a lottery wreck again
>>
>>63658580
>if I wanted to argue about garbage low balls, I'd go on hfboards
The proposals I saw on HF are better than the ones on here desu.
>>
>>63658627
nobody on hf offered 2 almost pending UFAs for him, that's true

it's mostly eberle or fayne
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HtO2t55bqo

Finnish Goaltending general
>>
Theres no thread, any other wings fans on?

pretty sure were going to lose in regulation.
>>
>>63658992
there is a thread, friend
>>63657272
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