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>>63627784
>rags
>he thought the jest were elite
>he thought the debbies were lottery contenders
Fuck, even hfboards is more accurate than you keks.
>>63627810
>rags
First for beans
tfw Hags is back
>>63627810
>>63627863
>rags
>>63627841
>people thought wienerpeg was elite
?
I'm pretty sure no one actually thought that
and if they did, nice meme
>>63627805
I forgot to put Okposer in to the lineup and the cunt got 3 assists. Fuckin kill me.
so he's not just a meme?
>>63627897
Buddy, your whole kuck nation thought that, you syrup-slurping snow nigger.
>>63627949
who did you chose as the best athlete if the year? I remember zuccarello memeing about it.
>>63627949
Wait until playoffs
>>63627949
Zucc is probably my favorite >rag other than old man dan
>>63627949
I'm sure he falls back to earth eventually.
Steen had a start like that few years back and people were all "omg better than crosbay yeyeye"
Then he finished with like 50 points.
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>63627949
no, but the 61 a few spots under him is
>>63627965
Some downhill guy
>all these norges
>>63627965
is think kristoff, the cyclist won the people's award, jansrud won best athlete. zuccarello won best team player. if hockey was more popular he'd probably win best athlete instead.
>>63627984
>gonna lose to buffalel
>best team in hockey
top kekerooni
>>63627993
Why isn't hockey as popular in Norway as it is in Sweden and Finland?
>>63628009
MAD AT THE SUN BELT?
>>63628010
They're into rich man sports
>>63627841
It's painfully obvious you're a redditor, stop trying to pretend otherwise
>>63628010
It's fairly popular and growing. It's just that Sweden is top tier and we're just top 10 tier
>>63628010
all those mountains
>>63628027
have you ever played hockey in a league? shit is expensive as fuck
>>63628010
Norwegians aren't really white like Swedes and Finns.
They were shunned to the mountains for a reason.
>>63628053
I should have said sports that attract a richer following, not that the sports themselves are particularly expensive
>>63628064
Kek'd
Where my moosefags at????
>>63628033
In hockey being outside top 5 means that you are absolute shit tier.
>>63628064
>Sweden
>white
Only if you turn to the Swedish Democrats before it's too late.
>Yfw rangers stars Stan Lee bowl
>>63628032
>>63628064
>white like Swedes and Finns.
i don't know which is more ridiculous anymore.
What does /hoc/ think of these sweaters?
>>63628119
Swedes and Finns are much whiter than Norwegians.
You don't even have real blondes in your gypsy country mountain troll.
>>63627951
>2019
>>63628150
Best shorks jersyes
>>63627949
>dylel mclirl>rag
Is this nigga ever going to be a player?
Also a friendly reminder that rags took this guy over Cam Fowler.
>>63628150
Original is better
>>63628168
Yes, do you not know about championship windows? People were claiming that the Jest would be champs in 18-19. THat would suggest that they'd stop being bubble teams, and make a deep run this season or next. But that's clearly not happening.
>>63628203
Skjei will be eliter
>mfw Flames beat the Devlels tonight
>>63628102
inside joke edition
>>63628226
>1/4 of the season not even done
>claims they're finished
wew lad can you predict the future? Who wins the Stan Lee bowl this year so I know who to bet on?
>>63628225
The original is pretty close though
>hockey can work in the sunbelt
>>63628315
Can't wait till they move the team to QC
>>63628315
Holy shit
are you doing your part /hoc/?
>>63628150
not bad tbqh
>>63628329
the team exists for money laundering and just got the local government to give them more free money, they won't move
>>63628351
At one point you got a free ticket to coyotes game if you bought a bottle of Smirnoff vodka.
>the Lightning are secretly tanking so they can pick up autism Matthews
>>63628382
Jesus why don't i live in phoenix or florida
>>63628315
Tfw your team's organization is run by Jews
> Caps fan
> $50 for nosebleed seats
>>63628315
>starting at
So, what do all you faggots think of Jack Eichel so far?
>>63628382
>Smirnoff
Pleb vodka
Pleb franchise
Rangers cup winning team this year
>>63628411
Jewk Eichel
>>63628410
Yes. That's the starter pack.
The tickets to Everglades park cost about 50 bucks, so the 6 tickets to Panthers game are basicly free when you add the value of the shirts and a puck signed by someone.
>>63628412
Franchises and vodkas are pleb in the first place
>>63628402
>secretly
>>63628411
Best German drafted since Draisitle
>>63628257
>shittipeg fans really believe the Jest can come out of the central alive
baka senpai, baka
>>63628544
>implying I'm a jest fan
Nope I'm a laffs fan come on man. The Jets are a better team than what they've shown thus far. Not arguing they'll win the fucking cup though that's ludicrous.
>>63628157
>Mongols
>white
Look at this retard aND laugh
>>63628105
>f-f-f-fedora!!!
>2012 /hoc/
>hatred of beans and bean burritos at all time high
>2015 /hoc/
>everyone loves beans
What changed?
>>63628642
everything got a little more smuk
>>63628642
I personally don't even find beans all that dank. Give me some publix posting or clip art any day of the week though.
>>63628642
Bill posting is the pinnacle of /hoc/ achievement
>>63627805
>gambling on an unregulated site
>IT'S 2015 PEOPLE
>>63628406
Unfortunately you don't get these deals in Tampa. Attendance is usually top half of the league even when >we're complete shit
>>63627949
>25%
He's gonna get memed pretty hard soon.
>Tfw its only £18 to see the Braehead Clan
>>63628762
>w-we are special
>tickets starting from 12$
>>63628805
>standing room
>>63628798
wew lad that's expensive as heck t b h
Cheapest tickets cost 15€ here
You can only reply to this post if you've ever gotten angry at a sandwich
>>63628411
Great player that might bust because he plays for the shittiest team in the league.
Feels bad man, he should play with Giroux and Voracek to unlock his potential.
>>63628848
low picks tend to play for shit teams early in their careers stupid.
It's up to them to make the team better.
Eichel has zero change of busting barring serious injury or sudden heroin addiction.
>>63628848
Buffalo is far from being the worst team in rhe league
>>63628876
he's stuck on a line with Adam Larsson though
mornin'
>yfw the Stars win the Stn Lee Cup
Who's ready for the Predators - Rangers SCF?
>>63629013
Hello Canada
>>63629013
>>63629091
Mad at sandwiches?
>>63629013
>Mornin
>13:21
How does it feel to live in the wrong part of Canada?
>Edmonton dead last again
Unreal.
>>63628734
post bills
>>63629131
i'm scared as fuck that one of Laine,Puljujärvi or Juolevi will end up there.
>>63629013
>>63629127
>From Alberta
>Get to watch a ton of Western conference games
Feels good man.
>>63629166
They may all be top 5 picks.
I'd be surprised if one of them doesn't end up with the oilors.
>>63628823
We're the most expensive in the league Im sure but its better than Football were you are expected to pay £35 for a leage ticket these days
>>63629323
lel why is price so ugly?
>>63629343
He lives in frog city, he's seen some shit I wouldn't be suprised if he got stabbed by some dirty Quebecer on his way to that photoshoot. He's a good ol western boy not a filthy least coaster
Olli Juolevi has outplayed Chychrun so far.
I'm not overly sold on Chychrun even having franchise D potential.
Outside Matthews, Tkatchuk and the Finns, this draft class doesn't have too much high end talent.
>>63629347
Please stay on topic
>rags
>>63629343
>says the fucking finn
wew
>>63629166
they're safe because auston matthews will take one for the team and join mcmeme
>>63629577
?. finns are one of the best looking people in the world. we have manly features.
>>63629182
>From Alberta
Shit I'm sorry.
>Get to watch a ton of Western conference games
Shit I'm really sorry bro...
>>63629613
>This is what the average finn looks like
Putrid
>>63629613
>the depiction of the small graphic that is juxtaposed in between the name plate and the date that is existing in this post
>the desires of this post to relate issues with and/or address certain facets of a specific affair
Tbqh Smh Family.
>DUDE WEED jew is trying to shit talk Wayne again
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Seth%2BRogen%2Bonly%2Brecognizes%2BGretzky%2Bas%2B%2522The%2BIce%2BWine%2BGuy%2522%2Bin%2Bhilarious%2BESPN%2BHoliday%2BParty%2Bvideo&id=565827
>>63629659
Western conference is better than eastern
>>63629752
>that link
Absolutely disgusting
>>63629788
It's true though. Who wants to watch the fucking laffs or Senators?
>>63629659
>Not from Alberta
Allauh Akbar
>>63629659
Has to stay up late to watch Bestern Conference games
At least there's PVR
>>63627983
after getting a concussion or something and never being the same again
steen was elite for a few months
>>63627784
fuck that fucking clipart pig
>also grats Jared Boll on 500th game.
Cant wait to watch st.louis deflate like idfk is 2pm i dont have jokes yet. Fucking clipart pig.
>Larkin isn't elite
SMDHTBQHFAMILIA
>>63629869
Are you new? Pretending that the leastern is better than the western is just a /hoc/ meme.
>>63628900
Buffalo isn't even in the bottom 5. Buffalo for once in the past 3 years isn't a complete joke. Columbus, Toronto, Carolina, Calgary and Edmonton are so much worse.
>Lu is a hofer
lmao canucks fans are beyond delusional
What is the least you have to do to make the hockey hall of fame? What are some examples of players that made it in that probably didn't deserve it
>>63630452
Pronger
>>63630480
Is it mostly short people who don't like Chara and thinks he is a big meanie?
JUST
KIKE
Are the Devils above average /hoc/?
>>63630622
Manlets and French Canadians. These two often go hand-in-hand of course.
>>63630833
Devlels are shit. They'll be irrelevant again in a few weeks.
>>63630833
I really hate when some meme team overachieves.
>>63630892
why? as long as they meme well
like the flames last year
The Kings are going to shit stomp the Flyers tonight.
>>63631246
Who doesn't every now and then?
>>63631072
That was shitty memeing
>le get btfo but still win team
>>63631305
They made it to the 2nd round in the playoffs lad
>>63631072
>>63631297
rangers are memeing pretty hard too uezs family
>>63631605
forgot pic
Western Conference = Western World
Eastern Conference = Middle East
>>63631605
Nah B this our year
![[riots internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/jExRqYE.png "[riots internally].png")
this year is our year, r-right?
no it's our year
>>63632949
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU NORM GREEN
>>63632561
>>63632910
While traveling 88 mph in my Delorean on October 21st of this year, I came to the realization that both of these two teams will make the Stanley Cup Finals.
>>63632494
So that's why the West always wins?
>>63633137
West has so many viable options but realistically who can make it from the east?
>rags
>hasbeens
????
>>63632828
Even if this isn't our year, we'll be fine because next year is our year.
It's impossible to lose when every year is our year.
ITS HAPPENING, TURN ON TSN!!!!
>>63633484
RIP Connor.
Taken too soon.
>>63633369
same as last year, so craps and blots. pongs won't make the playoffs, broons ,snes, devlels and islels and wongs might make the playoffs but are far from being contenders
Dear god... I was going to prove you wrong by posting hot Finnish porn then Google imaged it.,.,
Then decided to try for hot Finnish female pornstar...
Then Finnish model.,,,
What the fuck Finland. The women are skeletons with latern jaws that don draper would be jealous of. It's like looking at holocaust surviving teenage boys with long hair and dead eyes
Mannnn. But anyways whose next years 1 overall draft pick
>>63633589
Forgot about craps
Bolts are shit somehow, if they get it together they'll have a chance but outside the 3 I don't see any other possibilities
>>63633484
R.I.P Gordie Howe
They didn't even check em
>>63633484
what am i missing? I'm nowhere near a tv
>>63633484
Oh my god he actually got traded...
>>63633623
>>63633698
Oilers traded Draisatl to the Penguins
>Jon Rosen @lakingsinsider 30m30 minutes ago
>Via the New Hampshire @UnionLeader, prospect Patrik Bartosak has been "charged in domestic assaults, threats
>KONGS
>>63633764
HAHAHAHAHA TIME FOR KONGS
>>63628150
GOAT sweaters. Shame the Shorks suck.
>>63633484
HOLY SHIT DRAISATL FOR MÄÄTTÄ
>>63633698
Draisaitl sent to Pongs for Maatta & Kongs prospect facing assault charges
>>63633484
>Actually get up and go downstairs to check the tv
>Turn on TSN1
>Treadclimber ad
Nice try, Blowflex!
>>63633441
You're right
Thanks bro, I had almost forgotten
feels good
>>63633764
LEL
>tfw with a few smart trades, the Avs can become the wife-beatingest team in hockey
>>63633737
Gahh
His face is all mismatched
>balding like a 40 year old
> uber huge inbred forehead
> uber pointy thin nose and wide jaw
> and virtually no lips
It's like a cartoon was draw about of an evil guy from hair potter was made real
Have fins always looked this unfortunate.. I mean that guy I think is in his prime (maybe 40) and that's like a 5 ranking tips in America
Also who will be number one
>hongcouver with 6 ROW with 19 GP
>2nd in the pashitfic
JUST
>>63633623
all you had to do was google kiira korpi
Is Drasaitl really being traded or have I been rused? I can't find anything
>>63634494
he's not
>>63634494
You've been rused my friend. No mention of it on nhl.com. God damn faggots got me excited.
>Leon "6,000,000 Was Not Enough" Draisatl will never play for the Pens
Hold me bros
>>63634839
give the Oil Letang, first
>>63635009
Have you ever heard of Ben Lovejoy and/or Rob Scuderi?
hi where are the trades
Whats with all the divegrass threads?
>>63634358
>tfw Nucks win 3 and lose 60 in OT
>cruise to playoffs as 3rd in division
>>63635242
World Cup qualifiers
>>63635169
>Ben Lovejoy
3rd line pairing
>Rob Scuderi
Will retire either this year or next.
>>63635315
Choose one and give us the Führor back pls
They should just change the team name to Los Domestic Abusers.
>>63635402
>back
>>63635682
>Kongs
>>63633742
yesss
a fine trade. maybe the pengs can not take 20+ pms for a game or 2
>>63628805
tfw my ahl tickets are 16 bucks for walk up faggots after arena fees and shit
>reebok, quick! how do we get edgy teens to buy jerseys?
>>63629343
chug blood
>>63636888
>all-black core surrounded by Red
Perfect analogy for Detroit desu
>>63628375
yes
>>63633484
they had to cut his arm because of a broken bone???? what the fuck??>???
>>63628450
>Not Jewk Kikel
>>63632828
Dont worry canucksbro, I've got this
>>63637780
>Eichel is Jewish
>>63635682
He would have never played for the kings. Also he dindu nuffin
HEY MISTER TAMBOURINE MAN PLAY A SONG FOR ME
>>63635682
He's a prospect, it's unlikely he would have even played for the Kings, can't really blame the Kings for a guy who's not even on the team
can the kings just draft a single player that doesn't get blackout drunk every night and beat the shit out of women lol
>>63638032
I 'm not sleepy and there is no place I 'm going to
>>63638110
The LA kings do not have a single player on their roster with a record
part of the kings' pre draft interview process is they show potential picks a series of photographs and ask them to nod 'yes' if they like the picture and 'no' if they do not. they only draft players who nod 'yes' when they see a picture of patrick 'i raped a young girl and tried to beat up a cab driver' kane
>>63638182
The LA Kings do not have a single (1) player on their roster with a clean record.
Never trust slavs
>>63638320
Hertl and and Vlasic are good Slavs
i had a nightmare that i lived in finland and ppl were doing their ching chong talk at me and i couldnt understand them
>>63638351
They are teammates with Torres so that makes them enablers
anze kopitar looks like something the addams family would keep locked in their wine cellar
>>63638398
Raccoon man is elite, you are just jealous of his eye circles and 200ft game
>>63638389
Free Torres țbh făm
>>63638368
>>63638398
I think his eye shadows and hair makes him look handsome no homo tho
>mfw da stars win da stanley cup
>>63638368
but you were relieved to wake up among your mexican friends?
>>63638535
i cant understand a word youre saying
>>63638570
ah, sorry.
ya habéis sido relevado de despertar entre sus amigos mexicanos ?
Is this our year
tfw no kings gf
>>63638368
Nightmare fuel for you, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygdAiDxKfI
>>63638752
>go to flyers game
>dick breaks off because of all the qts
>>63638698
ΒΤΦΟ
>>63638752
>not CGLL
deported
Would a Myers-Sustr pair be worthy of being a top pairing in the league?
>>63638789
>Official LA Kings Punching Bag
>also inflatable cup
>>63638865
never.
3rd pairing on decent teams and 2nd on most other
Kessel > Kane
Paccioretty > Benn
Tavares > Seguin
Zuccarello > Forsberg
Eichel > McDavid
Larkin > Klingberg
Worstern Conference, are you even trying?
>>63638872
That sounded funnier in your head, didn't it?
>>63638998
no
no
no
yes
no
no
>>63639095
Yes to all, faggot.
>>63639052
>>63639058
>>63639107
>the bandwagonning soon-to-be mexican shanty-town of Dallas
Disgusting
cant wait this team moves to Las Vegas or Seattle
Hey, you watching the ice hockey game tonight? Cool. That'll be $25.95 + tip + admin fee
>>63639058
i thought bae was for girls and boo was for guys
>>63639169
Get those gains goblins outta my face family.
>>63639160
>>63639052
at least she uses protection
>>63639169
*unsheeths hockey stick*
>>63639169
Get off my lawn sonny boy
>>63639169
But I never ordered this
>Mfw you benders probably weren't even able to top shelf the puck till Bantam
>>63639169
>tipping
Glad i live in 1st world
Why are they so cute?
>>63639323
>mfw you are a fat american kid who uses a Sakic blade.
>>63639323
I can just tell you are fat from your post
LELMAO
>>63639323
>>63639372
>>63639399
BULLIED THE FUCK OUT
>>63639469
SJS @ BOS GAME THREAD
>>63639469
SHARKS VS. BRUINS GAME THREAD
>>63639469
Justin Trudeau is Prime Minister of Canada
DUDE
