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>>63627784
>rags
>he thought the jest were elite
>he thought the debbies were lottery contenders
Fuck, even hfboards is more accurate than you keks.
>>63627810
>rags
First for beans
tfw Hags is back
>>63627810
>>63627863
>rags
>>63627841
>people thought wienerpeg was elite
?
I'm pretty sure no one actually thought that
and if they did, nice meme
>>63627805
I forgot to put Okposer in to the lineup and the cunt got 3 assists. Fuckin kill me.
so he's not just a meme?
>>63627897
Buddy, your whole kuck nation thought that, you syrup-slurping snow nigger.
>>63627949
who did you chose as the best athlete if the year? I remember zuccarello memeing about it.
>>63627949
Wait until playoffs
>>63627949
Zucc is probably my favorite >rag other than old man dan
>>63627949
I'm sure he falls back to earth eventually.
Steen had a start like that few years back and people were all "omg better than crosbay yeyeye"
Then he finished with like 50 points.
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>63627949
no, but the 61 a few spots under him is
>>63627965
Some downhill guy
>all these norges
>>63627965
is think kristoff, the cyclist won the people's award, jansrud won best athlete. zuccarello won best team player. if hockey was more popular he'd probably win best athlete instead.
>>63627984
>gonna lose to buffalel
>best team in hockey
top kekerooni
>>63627993
Why isn't hockey as popular in Norway as it is in Sweden and Finland?
>>63628009
MAD AT THE SUN BELT?
>>63628010
They're into rich man sports
>>63627841
It's painfully obvious you're a redditor, stop trying to pretend otherwise
>>63628010
It's fairly popular and growing. It's just that Sweden is top tier and we're just top 10 tier
>>63628010
all those mountains
>>63628027
have you ever played hockey in a league? shit is expensive as fuck
>>63628010
Norwegians aren't really white like Swedes and Finns.
They were shunned to the mountains for a reason.
>>63628053
I should have said sports that attract a richer following, not that the sports themselves are particularly expensive
>>63628064
Kek'd
Where my moosefags at????
>>63628033
In hockey being outside top 5 means that you are absolute shit tier.
>>63628064
>Sweden
>white
Only if you turn to the Swedish Democrats before it's too late.
>Yfw rangers stars Stan Lee bowl
>>63628064
>white like Swedes and Finns.
i don't know which is more ridiculous anymore.
What does /hoc/ think of these sweaters?
>>63628119
Swedes and Finns are much whiter than Norwegians.
You don't even have real blondes in your gypsy country mountain troll.
>>63628150
Best shorks jersyes
>>63627949
>dylel mclirl>rag
Is this nigga ever going to be a player?
Also a friendly reminder that rags took this guy over Cam Fowler.
>>63628150
Original is better
>>63628168
Yes, do you not know about championship windows? People were claiming that the Jest would be champs in 18-19. THat would suggest that they'd stop being bubble teams, and make a deep run this season or next. But that's clearly not happening.
>>63628203
Skjei will be eliter
>mfw Flames beat the Devlels tonight
>>63628102
inside joke edition
>>63628226
>1/4 of the season not even done
>claims they're finished
wew lad can you predict the future? Who wins the Stan Lee bowl this year so I know who to bet on?
>>63628225
The original is pretty close though
>hockey can work in the sunbelt
>>63628315
Can't wait till they move the team to QC
>>63628315
Holy shit
are you doing your part /hoc/?
>>63628150
not bad tbqh
>>63628329
the team exists for money laundering and just got the local government to give them more free money, they won't move
>>63628351
At one point you got a free ticket to coyotes game if you bought a bottle of Smirnoff vodka.
>the Lightning are secretly tanking so they can pick up autism Matthews
>>63628382
Jesus why don't i live in phoenix or florida
>>63628315
Tfw your team's organization is run by Jews
> Caps fan
> $50 for nosebleed seats
>>63628315
>starting at
So, what do all you faggots think of Jack Eichel so far?
>>63628382
>Smirnoff
Pleb vodka
Pleb franchise
Rangers cup winning team this year
>>63628411
Jewk Eichel
>>63628410
Yes. That's the starter pack.
The tickets to Everglades park cost about 50 bucks, so the 6 tickets to Panthers game are basicly free when you add the value of the shirts and a puck signed by someone.
>>63628412
Franchises and vodkas are pleb in the first place
>>63628402
>secretly
>>63628411
Best German drafted since Draisitle
>>63628257
>shittipeg fans really believe the Jest can come out of the central alive
baka senpai, baka
>>63628544
>implying I'm a jest fan
Nope I'm a laffs fan come on man. The Jets are a better team than what they've shown thus far. Not arguing they'll win the fucking cup though that's ludicrous.
>>63628157
>Mongols
>white
Look at this retard aND laugh
>>63628105
>f-f-f-fedora!!!
>2012 /hoc/
>hatred of beans and bean burritos at all time high
>2015 /hoc/
>everyone loves beans
What changed?
>>63628642
everything got a little more smuk
>>63628642
I personally don't even find beans all that dank. Give me some publix posting or clip art any day of the week though.
>>63628642
Bill posting is the pinnacle of /hoc/ achievement
>>63627805
>gambling on an unregulated site
>IT'S 2015 PEOPLE
>>63628406
Unfortunately you don't get these deals in Tampa. Attendance is usually top half of the league even when >we're complete shit
>>63627949
>25%
He's gonna get memed pretty hard soon.
>Tfw its only £18 to see the Braehead Clan
>>63628762
>w-we are special
>tickets starting from 12$
>>63628805
>standing room
>>63628798
wew lad that's expensive as heck t b h
Cheapest tickets cost 15€ here
You can only reply to this post if you've ever gotten angry at a sandwich
>>63628411
Great player that might bust because he plays for the shittiest team in the league.
Feels bad man, he should play with Giroux and Voracek to unlock his potential.
>>63628848
low picks tend to play for shit teams early in their careers stupid.
It's up to them to make the team better.
Eichel has zero change of busting barring serious injury or sudden heroin addiction.
>>63628848
Buffalo is far from being the worst team in rhe league
>>63628876
he's stuck on a line with Adam Larsson though
mornin'
>yfw the Stars win the Stn Lee Cup
Who's ready for the Predators - Rangers SCF?
>>63629013
Hello Canada
>>63629091
Mad at sandwiches?
>>63629013
>Mornin
>13:21
How does it feel to live in the wrong part of Canada?
>Edmonton dead last again
Unreal.
>>63628734
post bills
>>63629131
i'm scared as fuck that one of Laine,Puljujärvi or Juolevi will end up there.
>>63629127
>From Alberta
>Get to watch a ton of Western conference games
Feels good man.
>>63629166
They may all be top 5 picks.
I'd be surprised if one of them doesn't end up with the oilors.
>>63628823
We're the most expensive in the league Im sure but its better than Football were you are expected to pay £35 for a leage ticket these days
>>63629323
lel why is price so ugly?
>>63629343
He lives in frog city, he's seen some shit I wouldn't be suprised if he got stabbed by some dirty Quebecer on his way to that photoshoot. He's a good ol western boy not a filthy least coaster
Olli Juolevi has outplayed Chychrun so far.
I'm not overly sold on Chychrun even having franchise D potential.
Outside Matthews, Tkatchuk and the Finns, this draft class doesn't have too much high end talent.
>>63629347
Please stay on topic
>rags
>>63629343
>says the fucking finn
wew
>>63629166
they're safe because auston matthews will take one for the team and join mcmeme
>>63629577
?. finns are one of the best looking people in the world. we have manly features.
>>63629182
>From Alberta
Shit I'm sorry.
>Get to watch a ton of Western conference games
Shit I'm really sorry bro...
>>63629613
>This is what the average finn looks like
Putrid
>>63629613
>the depiction of the small graphic that is juxtaposed in between the name plate and the date that is existing in this post
>the desires of this post to relate issues with and/or address certain facets of a specific affair
Tbqh Smh Family.
>DUDE WEED jew is trying to shit talk Wayne again
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Seth%2BRogen%2Bonly%2Brecognizes%2BGretzky%2Bas%2B%2522The%2BIce%2BWine%2BGuy%2522%2Bin%2Bhilarious%2BESPN%2BHoliday%2BParty%2Bvideo&id=565827
>>63629659
Western conference is better than eastern
>>63629752
>that link
Absolutely disgusting
>>63629788
It's true though. Who wants to watch the fucking laffs or Senators?
>>63629659
>Not from Alberta
Allauh Akbar
>>63629659
Has to stay up late to watch Bestern Conference games
At least there's PVR
>>63627983
after getting a concussion or something and never being the same again
steen was elite for a few months
>>63627784
fuck that fucking clipart pig
>also grats Jared Boll on 500th game.
Cant wait to watch st.louis deflate like idfk is 2pm i dont have jokes yet. Fucking clipart pig.
>Larkin isn't elite
SMDHTBQHFAMILIA
>>63629869
Are you new? Pretending that the leastern is better than the western is just a /hoc/ meme.
>>63628900
Buffalo isn't even in the bottom 5. Buffalo for once in the past 3 years isn't a complete joke. Columbus, Toronto, Carolina, Calgary and Edmonton are so much worse.
>Lu is a hofer
lmao canucks fans are beyond delusional
What is the least you have to do to make the hockey hall of fame? What are some examples of players that made it in that probably didn't deserve it
>>63630452
Pronger
Is it mostly short people who don't like Chara and thinks he is a big meanie?
JUST
KIKE
Are the Devils above average /hoc/?
>>63630622
Manlets and French Canadians. These two often go hand-in-hand of course.
>>63630833
Devlels are shit. They'll be irrelevant again in a few weeks.
>>63630833
I really hate when some meme team overachieves.
>>63630892
why? as long as they meme well
like the flames last year
The Kings are going to shit stomp the Flyers tonight.
>>63631246
Who doesn't every now and then?
>>63631072
That was shitty memeing
>le get btfo but still win team
>>63631305
They made it to the 2nd round in the playoffs lad
>>63631072
>>63631297
rangers are memeing pretty hard too uezs family
>>63631605
forgot pic
Western Conference = Western World
Eastern Conference = Middle East
>>63631605
Nah B this our year
this year is our year, r-right?
no it's our year
>>63632949
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU NORM GREEN
>>63632561
>>63632910
While traveling 88 mph in my Delorean on October 21st of this year, I came to the realization that both of these two teams will make the Stanley Cup Finals.
>>63632494
So that's why the West always wins?
>>63633137
West has so many viable options but realistically who can make it from the east?
>rags
>hasbeens
????
>>63632828
Even if this isn't our year, we'll be fine because next year is our year.
It's impossible to lose when every year is our year.
ITS HAPPENING, TURN ON TSN!!!!
>>63633484
RIP Connor.
Taken too soon.
>>63633369
same as last year, so craps and blots. pongs won't make the playoffs, broons ,snes, devlels and islels and wongs might make the playoffs but are far from being contenders
Dear god... I was going to prove you wrong by posting hot Finnish porn then Google imaged it.,.,
Then decided to try for hot Finnish female pornstar...
Then Finnish model.,,,
What the fuck Finland. The women are skeletons with latern jaws that don draper would be jealous of. It's like looking at holocaust surviving teenage boys with long hair and dead eyes
Mannnn. But anyways whose next years 1 overall draft pick
>>63633589
Forgot about craps
Bolts are shit somehow, if they get it together they'll have a chance but outside the 3 I don't see any other possibilities
>>63633484
R.I.P Gordie Howe
They didn't even check em
>>63633484
what am i missing? I'm nowhere near a tv
>>63633484
Oh my god he actually got traded...
>>63633698
Oilers traded Draisatl to the Penguins
>Jon Rosen @lakingsinsider 30m30 minutes ago
>Via the New Hampshire @UnionLeader, prospect Patrik Bartosak has been "charged in domestic assaults, threats
>KONGS
>>63633764
HAHAHAHAHA TIME FOR KONGS
>>63628150
GOAT sweaters. Shame the Shorks suck.
>>63633484
HOLY SHIT DRAISATL FOR MÄÄTTÄ
>>63633698
Draisaitl sent to Pongs for Maatta & Kongs prospect facing assault charges
>>63633484
>Actually get up and go downstairs to check the tv
>Turn on TSN1
>Treadclimber ad
Nice try, Blowflex!
>>63633441
You're right
Thanks bro, I had almost forgotten
feels good
>>63633764
LEL
>tfw with a few smart trades, the Avs can become the wife-beatingest team in hockey
>>63633737
Gahh
His face is all mismatched
>balding like a 40 year old
> uber huge inbred forehead
> uber pointy thin nose and wide jaw
> and virtually no lips
It's like a cartoon was draw about of an evil guy from hair potter was made real
Have fins always looked this unfortunate.. I mean that guy I think is in his prime (maybe 40) and that's like a 5 ranking tips in America
Also who will be number one
>hongcouver with 6 ROW with 19 GP
>2nd in the pashitfic
JUST
>>63633623
all you had to do was google kiira korpi
Is Drasaitl really being traded or have I been rused? I can't find anything
>>63634494
he's not
>>63634494
You've been rused my friend. No mention of it on nhl.com. God damn faggots got me excited.
>Leon "6,000,000 Was Not Enough" Draisatl will never play for the Pens
Hold me bros
>>63634839
give the Oil Letang, first
>>63635009
Have you ever heard of Ben Lovejoy and/or Rob Scuderi?
hi where are the trades
Whats with all the divegrass threads?
>>63634358
>tfw Nucks win 3 and lose 60 in OT
>cruise to playoffs as 3rd in division
>>63635242
World Cup qualifiers
>>63635169
>Ben Lovejoy
3rd line pairing
>Rob Scuderi
Will retire either this year or next.
>>63635315
Choose one and give us the Führor back pls
They should just change the team name to Los Domestic Abusers.
>>63635402
>back
>>63635682
>Kongs
>>63633742
yesss
a fine trade. maybe the pengs can not take 20+ pms for a game or 2
>>63628805
tfw my ahl tickets are 16 bucks for walk up faggots after arena fees and shit
>reebok, quick! how do we get edgy teens to buy jerseys?
>>63629343
chug blood
>>63636888
>all-black core surrounded by Red
Perfect analogy for Detroit desu
>>63633484
they had to cut his arm because of a broken bone???? what the fuck??>???
>>63628450
>Not Jewk Kikel
>>63632828
Dont worry canucksbro, I've got this
>>63637780
>Eichel is Jewish
>>63635682
He would have never played for the kings. Also he dindu nuffin
HEY MISTER TAMBOURINE MAN PLAY A SONG FOR ME
>>63635682
He's a prospect, it's unlikely he would have even played for the Kings, can't really blame the Kings for a guy who's not even on the team
can the kings just draft a single player that doesn't get blackout drunk every night and beat the shit out of women lol
>>63638032
I 'm not sleepy and there is no place I 'm going to
>>63638110
The LA kings do not have a single player on their roster with a record
part of the kings' pre draft interview process is they show potential picks a series of photographs and ask them to nod 'yes' if they like the picture and 'no' if they do not. they only draft players who nod 'yes' when they see a picture of patrick 'i raped a young girl and tried to beat up a cab driver' kane
>>63638182
The LA Kings do not have a single (1) player on their roster with a clean record.
Never trust slavs
>>63638320
Hertl and and Vlasic are good Slavs
i had a nightmare that i lived in finland and ppl were doing their ching chong talk at me and i couldnt understand them
>>63638351
They are teammates with Torres so that makes them enablers
anze kopitar looks like something the addams family would keep locked in their wine cellar
>>63638398
Raccoon man is elite, you are just jealous of his eye circles and 200ft game
>>63638389
Free Torres țbh făm
>>63638398
I think his eye shadows and hair makes him look handsome no homo tho
>mfw da stars win da stanley cup
>>63638368
but you were relieved to wake up among your mexican friends?
>>63638535
i cant understand a word youre saying
>>63638570
ah, sorry.
ya habéis sido relevado de despertar entre sus amigos mexicanos ?
Is this our year
tfw no kings gf
>>63638368
Nightmare fuel for you, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ygdAiDxKfI
>>63638752
>go to flyers game
>dick breaks off because of all the qts
>>63638698
ΒΤΦΟ
>>63638752
>not CGLL
deported
Would a Myers-Sustr pair be worthy of being a top pairing in the league?
>>63638789
>Official LA Kings Punching Bag
>also inflatable cup
>>63638865
never.
3rd pairing on decent teams and 2nd on most other
Kessel > Kane
Paccioretty > Benn
Tavares > Seguin
Zuccarello > Forsberg
Eichel > McDavid
Larkin > Klingberg
Worstern Conference, are you even trying?
>>63638872
That sounded funnier in your head, didn't it?
>>63638998
no
no
no
yes
no
no
>>63639095
Yes to all, faggot.
>>63639052
>>63639058
>>63639107
>the bandwagonning soon-to-be mexican shanty-town of Dallas
Disgusting
cant wait this team moves to Las Vegas or Seattle
Hey, you watching the ice hockey game tonight? Cool. That'll be $25.95 + tip + admin fee
>>63639058
i thought bae was for girls and boo was for guys
>>63639169
Get those gains goblins outta my face family.
>>63639160
>>63639052
at least she uses protection
>>63639169
*unsheeths hockey stick*
>>63639169
Get off my lawn sonny boy
>>63639169
But I never ordered this
>Mfw you benders probably weren't even able to top shelf the puck till Bantam
>>63639169
>tipping
Glad i live in 1st world
Why are they so cute?
>>63639323
>mfw you are a fat american kid who uses a Sakic blade.
>>63639323
I can just tell you are fat from your post
LELMAO
>>63639323
>>63639372
>>63639399
BULLIED THE FUCK OUT
>>63639469
SJS @ BOS GAME THREAD
>>63639469
SHARKS VS. BRUINS GAME THREAD
>>63639469
Justin Trudeau is Prime Minister of Canada
DUDE
>>63639614
stop it
FLYERS LOOKING ELITE RIGHT NOW BETTER WATCH OUT
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, REST OF THE LEAGUE
>>63639627
GREASE
>>63639542
>>63639614
FATTIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
Will Berra ever lose a game again guys? Are we prepared for the Avalanche making the playoffs but not the Hawks?
>>63639169
>average_Ryerson_grad.png
>>63639714
No and yes
Will smuk_anok ever come back?
>rags
>>63639399
B-but I'm skinny
>>63639372
Fedorov curve actually
>>63639802
>missing fuk_ponek
>All you had to do was look at me
>>63639802
Who cares
>mfw a canadian was maple syrup near me
>>63639802
He may be a pony loving faggot but I miss him
>tfw no hockey til Thursday
>>63639859
it was clearly "let's go rangers"
>>63639697
>>63639736
Lmao look at those fuckin monkeys
>>63639956
Kings @ Flyers GAMETHREAD
>>63639956
Kings @ Flyers GAMETHREAD
>>63639956
Kings @ Flyers GAMETHREAD
>>63639956
Kings @ Flyers GAMETHREAD
who remembers this man
>>63640046
nathan filetmignon
>>63632910
>"This is our year!"
>Swept by the Hawks in the Stan Lee Cup Playoffs
>>63640084
>hawks
>playoffs
select uno jamal
>laffs
>>63640145
>implying a pacific team will get a wild card spot
>>63640241
>pacific
fuck no
>>63640241
as long as winnipeg doesn't drop the ball (which they will) hawks won't get out of the central
>>63639655
>"look mom! i posted it again!"
>gnu jorsy has a hockey team
literally why
>>63640451
because kansas city was an even more retarded place for one
http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/forget-about-bridge-with-nathan-mackinnon-pass-go-and-collect-a-big-money-long-term-contract/
How much will he get for how many years?
I'll go with
>7,75M
>8 years
>>63640513
They were the Colorado Rockies briefly too desu
>>63640145
>implying the Hawks will miss the Stan Lee bowl lay offs
>>63640598
yeah and that worked out great too didn't it
is anybody watching the stars sabers game?
is it worth making a thread?
Whatever happened to Todd Bertuzzi, m8ys?
>>63640656
buffalo will win 5-2
hattrick from eichel
cap this
>>63640764
So glad that Jack "maim the christians" Eichel is not made of glass like mr. Connor "mcbust" Mcbust
>>63640798
me too finland, it's nice to see the usa finally get interested in hockey and producing elite products like eichel and larkin
i'm excited to watch jesse "cunt destroyer" puljujarvi next year as well
>>63640861
>>63640861
>>63640861
>>63640861
>>63640861
>>63640861
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS VS COLORADO AVALANCHE GAMETHREAD!!!!!!!
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS VS COLORADO AVALANCHE GAMETHREAD!!!!!!!
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS VS COLORADO AVALANCHE GAMETHREAD!!!!!!!
>>63640798
Well he has RR55 protecting him
>>63640966
>>63640966
Dullass vs. Buffalel
>>63640046
That fuckin guy
>>63640890
>laffs
>>63640897
Kulta-Rasse go go
>>63640880
Yeah, unless oilels get to ruin him...
>>63641078
>>63641078
>>63641078
wild/pens gamethread
>>63641078
>>63641078
>>63641078
wild/pens gamethread
>>63628911
>he's stuck on a line with Adam Larsson though
>Adam Larsson
>New Jersey Devils
>Defenceman
>Jack Eichel
>Buffalo Sabres
>Center
He's called JOHAN Larsson m8
>>63641142
>caring about irrelevant players on irrelevant lines
Lmao
>>63638570
>>63638698
>BTFO by a finn
you're embarrassing our great nation god damn
>>63641142
You're right sorry
Keranen is making his NHL debut tonight on the third line.
Is he going to be an elite Finn.
>>63641498
we good
>letting paul martin score
>>63641536
literally who
>>63641536
>elite
>finn
You can only have one of those
Games should start in a more European friendly time IMHO
>>63641818
we have enough problems w OUR time zones
>Wild
I guess I'll join the Minnesota Hatewagon too.
>>63641818
good point
>>63641818
"no"
I mean, I scream internally whenever I have to tolerate a 2am start like tonight but this isn't baseball
>>63636888
Nice Abdul triples
>>63641818
Probably not. I doubt that there are enough people watching in Europe to justify that.
>>63641934
Cheers
>>63641959
Yeah especially if youve got work the next day. Whos your team?
>>63642002
Just be selfish desu mate
Hey /hoc/ I'm making a sign that says "LAFFS" for when the laffs come to town. I'm really tempted to add a green '>' in front of it. I got lower bowl tickets so chances are I will probably get on the jumbotron (~9,000 avg attendance in carolina)
>>63641934
Pay debts first.
>>63642117
don't go full meme, the arrow isn't necessary
>>63642117
do it
>>63642129
get rid of the cartels first
>>63642054
>work
thank fuck i'm still at uni lel
longtime devlels fan just waiting for the wheels to fall off the wagon at some point btw
>>63642117
One day a year we got to help the homeless in my work. This year I was sorting through donated clothes, anything which was get thrown away was put in the >rags bag
the amount of meme if fellow hocs were there
>>63642117
do it....put the frog on there or something too
>>63629087
>rags
But also..
>predaturds
Which hockey team is the most Jewish? I don't want to accidentally root for them and sacrifice years of antisemetism.
>>63642306
well rags of course
>>63642306
>rags
THAT FIRST GOAL BLEW GOATS
second one was good though. way to not get a point or penalty minutes Ebolla.
Christ what a shitty crowd in Pittsburgh. They have a full crowd.
>Boos their own power play immediately
>goes completely quiet when scored upon
Jesus, I'd play like a dead fish too if I had that kind of reaction from the crowd.
>>63630833
An above average team won Game 6 in '94.
[spoiler]with the hat trick[/spoiler]
>>63642365
the bandwagon broke down
>>63642365
speaking of crowds, which franchise got the bests fans?
>>63642570
None
>>63642373
An above average team also won Game 6 in '12
>>63642365
I was a season ticket holder at the Igloo. New place is gay.
Ducks/Preds getting feisty
>>63642117
>yfw this leafs team scores a beauty like they just did against colorado and wins the game
dude I don't even know what I'm watching anymore, they're actually a really good hockey team with fuck all for talent
babcock is literally going to make a dynasty here in 2-3 years
>>63642785
>this laffs delusion
>>63642775
Did Bieksa lose a tooth? Fucking Preds have gone full Goon after that game against the Jests.
>>63642934
>this mad that your team is half as good as the leafs with twice the talent
>>63642775
WEBER
E
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E
R
>>63642785
Keked of Hall/Seguin
Keked of McClavicle
Keked of Matthews
Kek
Bruins/Sharks seems pretty meme
>>63642938
wew
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/666788933251022848
>>63642785
Yeah I have no illusions. The Canes looked their absolute worst last night against the Ducks. It was depressing. The laffs are going to come to town and absolutely wreck us.
Of course this is the year they change the lottery. The Canes only challenge for #1 is Columbus and the flim flams. Even the Oilers will win games when McDavid gets back.
>andersen
>>63643094
as if
when was the last time the leafs even beat the canes? they always fumble against the canes
>>63643151
lol Preds fans
>"It's all your fault!"
>>63643163
It may be because Eric Staal gives zero fucks about hockey for about 70 games a year. But for some reason he hates the leafs so he could show up.
But who knows? Ship Eric out, and make Faulk the captain. Or hell give it to fucking Stormy just someone who acts like they give a shit about doing well.
>>63643151
>>63642775
has anaheim even had a game thread this season? are they still upset at angels/dodgers not winning the baseball?
>swing buy good will
>buy pens snuggie for 4.99
I think its an XXL because I am 6'2 and it almost touches the ground
>the tortorella jackets will win the cup
>>63643369
Preds never get a gamethread
>>63643401
why? thought all their fans knew the rules now with those fancy pamphlets they were handing out
>>63643448
They're all on reddit.
>>63643448
too lazy tbqh, there's a few of us around most of the time
>state of hockey
>no one in game thread
>hayward more assblasted at refs than anyone on /hoc/ could ever be
who /worstcoloranalystinnhl/ here?
If Don Cherry ran for president, would he win?
>>63643658
Mayor of Toronto maybe, but he talks way too much shit about Deadmonton and Hongcouver to ever get their support.
>>63643392
>tfw torts wins the jack adams
>The trash of Minnesota
maata ded again
FUCK YOU REFS
FUCKKKKK YOOOOUUUUU
>>63643658
I'd vote for him
>>63642938
fuck with the Predators and you get raped
>>63643658
Canada doesn't have a President
>mild
>>63643658
I like to think of Don Cherry as more of a religious figure. He could be CanadaPope.
>>63643860
I wonder if he'll die on air.
Any cool shit happening i any of tonight's games, heavily medicated because of illness and I cannot find a good quality flyers stream to ease this
>>63643892
SJ Boston is high scoring. Toronto is somehow playing competently. idk mate
>>63643892
there's been a lot of challenges, maata ded and shea weber punched a ducks' tooth out
>>63643913
> punched a duck's tooth out
lel, whose?
>>63643952
was poster before >>63643089
>>63643975
I forgot that stunned cunt was in Anaheim now.
>>63643913
that was mike fisher
>>63643952
Kevin Bieksa
>>63643877
If he does, I'm sure he'll rise from the dead in a few days to continue ranting.
http://www.nhltraderumors.me/2015/11/kings-prospect-patrik-bartosak-facing.html
something about that crown makes these people want to go all medieval and beat their wives/gfs
baka senpai
>>63644030
booooooooooooooooooobyyyyyy orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>63643920
soccer is fucking the absolute worst sport to deal with
literally every fucking site is laggy and obtuse to navigate and is full of giant flash/html5 trinkets used to make it look fancy when it's probably being ignored because it's being looked at by shitty 3rd world countries who still use dialup-tier connections
i swear, nhl.com and tsn.com are somehow magically better than the fucking pages of an international sport that the entire world is enamored with
Kongs on suicide watch
>poopa ra5k still isn't a top 30
Goalie
>.895 sv pct
My sides
THE
FIRE
RISES
>>63644276
Hey, don't insult Daren Puppa
>Oilers alone in last place
Why is this allowed?
>>63643819
Even more reason why he should run.
>>63644690
I'm with you I absolutely fucking hate the Oilers for ruining the league's talent.
>Laffs once again keking a western team
>pulling the goalie with over 5:30 left
L A F F S
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F
F
S
>>63644817
why does roy think this is a good idea
>>63644690
>>63644747
Regarding the Oilers:
There should be a system in place where if you get the 1st overall one year, best you can get next year is 2nd overall. Then 3rd next year, etc.
Once you've had a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th overall you should just be locked out of a top 5 overall pick for the next 5 years.
What do you think /hoc/?
>>63644832
when he first did it, it worked multiple times
so much so other coaches copied him that season well into the second round of the playoffs
of course, the year after that when the avs plummeted to the bottom of the standings again, it was never seen from another team again outside of the avs
>>63644235
>THE CITY OF YOU
>>63644854
that's terrible
coilers should just be banned from top 5 picks
fuck it, ban them from the first round then relocate them after the team withers and dies
>>63644854
basically the Crosby draft rules applied to every year? that would be good
>>63637247
too much white
L A F F S
A V S
F I V E - O N E
F I V E - O N E
S
holy fuck, picard and berra exposed
>>63644931
>shit team vs shit team
who cares?
If you don't enjoy watching 3v3 you don't like hockey
>>63639197
klingboo sounds icky desu senpai
>>63644897
>that's terrible
How so? It prevents shit organizations like EDM from ruining every first overall for half a decade.
>>63644948
>laffs kek the entire western conference
lmao
>avs beat frogniggers 6-1
>toronto beats avs 5-1
laffs confirmed for beating les fagitants by 7
Did anyone .webm that Bieksa - Neal fight?
>dat tooth
>>63644972
Who is this rock solid 7?
>>63644981
it was Fisher
>>63644981
https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/666788933251022848
>>63644567
Can someone make a Sutter version of this?
>>63645023
Ewwwww it just fucking dangles there
>>63644235
>flylels on suicide watch
ftfy
>>63644904
The best part is that it'd take away some of the incentive for purposely tanking for a 1st overall multiple years in a row.
After 5 years of sucking penis dick you should either have a somewhat decent team or your organization is probably trash to begin with and doesn't know what they're doing.
avs and Kadri on suicide watch
>0/5 on the powerplay
>1/5 on the penalty kill
the ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyvalanche, everyone
>>63645120
If you suck 5 penis dicks in a row you should be sent to the AHL
>>63630909
NIGGER
>>63645120
can we get more duck qts?
>tfw he's back
>>63645162
here you go
>>63644972
because if you get a bust the first year, then get a 2nd overall in a weak draft year, then another bust, then another weak draft, then a mega bust 5th overall, you're pretty much fucking screwed and for small market teams that means financial death, and sort of defeats the purpose of the draft
clearly edmonton is the problem, nuke that shithole
>>63645162
that is disgusting
>>63645162
you call this cute my man?
>>63645165
I believe he'll stay back this time too
>>63645195
>other teams buy out team, internal raffle to spread out talent in the organization
>sell team to vegas for a discount
>they rebuild wtih vegas bucks
>cup following year
>>63640632
>dendurr
>good hockey market
they only have like 600,000 people
>>63645103
we've already come to terms with this being a basement team.
moar ducks qts
>>63645228
>internal raffle
There's nothing more I'd like to see than edmonton getting its carcass picked apart by big teams but no one's gonna pay in to a random chance of getting a decent player
>>63645230
>jiru and vorakek
>still a basement team
how shit can one franchise be?
>>63645228
Edmonton would riot if that happened.
>Mfw the flyers gifted the kings two stanley cup champions for a nigger
:D
>>63645165
>>63645220
Stopped all the shots he could see. Pretty good boys. 3 wins till .500 lets do this!
>>63645195
>small market teams
>Carolina won a cup and they still have shit attendance.
>Panthers have been good sporadically over the last 20 years and still no one gives a shit.
>Dallas won a cup AND they have an elite team and no one shows up.
Shit markets will always have shit attendance. They either need to pack their shit up and move or actually no I don't even have another option, they should all just pack it up and leave cause even the successful teams can't keep fan interest in these markets.
Also, if you're drafting busts over and over maybe your scouts/front office is garbage and should be fired. 5 chances at a stud is enough.
>>63645476
Hall and mcdavid are fucking good players.
>>63645476
Reminder to bandwagon faggots
>>63645476
>be in canadia
>3 month waiting list for tickets that cost half a month salary to purchase
>teams literally all garbage
>be in USA
>teams literally in the desert and in areas that average temperatures in the 80s during the winter
>literally get tickets for free when you buy bottles of alcohol
>group packets for multiple games for under 100$
>still cant sell out stadium
ayyy get fukt
Never seen such terrible reffing in a game on both sides of the puck before. Pretty much cost us Maatta tonight, because the refs let the game get out of hand.
>>63645535
>trying to put hall on the same level as mcmeme
>>63645544
>not sorting by %
Gay
>>63645544
>Claim shit
>Post worthless picture
Okay there buddy. You sure got me good. What's your point again I think you forgot the make one
>>63645535
When did I say they weren't? I'm saying whether you get studs or busts you should only have a shot at a 1st/2nd/3rd/4th/5th overall 1 time each in a 5 year span.
>>63645535
Hall is okay.
>>63644972
i want to breed those hips
>>63645476
The Canes have been SHIT with prices too high for a town that lovers college jiggaboo jam more than hawky.
Panteras MIGHT be good if they were actually in Miami and not 40 miles out into the sticks.
Dallas has decent attendance
>>63645587
Didn't say that, faggot
>>63645235
>this guy has probably gotten laid more recently than you
Someone put a bullet in me please
>>63645676
>if they were actually in Miami
Move to triple A when?
I've got to be quiet honest here, addressing this to my immediate family: Americans are very fat
>>63645738
Bump Orlando up to the NHL and make Sunrise their farm team
lmao the Ducks lost again
>There are no Stars, Bluejackets or Hurricanes fans on /sp/, only false flagging Tampon Gay fans
Grow the sport gary pls
Preds got lucky tonight but based Pekka saves the day
>>63645800
Bettmans face should be covering her tits desu. Was this viral marketing to make people see the kittens
>>63645810
The 5th line is a respectful fanbase we just post in game day threads or on /r/CBJ
>>63645828
Man I can't wait to see you guys BTFO us on Friday
>>63645828
and some of the other Central teams finally lost so I think they move to second
>>63645810
is someone here MAD AT THE CANES?
>>63645899
her eyes look like a power socket, nice gretsky dubs
>>63645865
Preds played like shit tonight, you guys have a legit chance of blowing us out.
>>63645869
yup tied second with the bloos
>>63645752
This is ok too.
>>63645945
its funny because kings fans are illegal aliens
>>63645955
proper term is undocumented worker
>>63645165
Fuck Bernier, Reimer is the future baby!
>>63645800
That girl had a great rack
>>63645869
Yeah, we (Wild) lost too
We're playing the East teams we're kek to on this road trip (wait, we're also kek to the Rags), then they should right themselves when they get back home
>>63645998
Get ready for disappointment.
>>63645998
poortuguese people are debbies fans too?
>>63646026
"She" looks like a "He"
>>63646075
Usually >rags fans
>coilers
>>63646103
>Brylin
based my man, one of my favorite Devs
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>63646152
Don't remind me
>>63646159
kings were averaging 16k a night back in 09 because the dodgers were sucking shit and having ownership problems
>>63646152
at least he left before he turned to shit and the cap recapture would be horrible
>>63646125
oh my
>>63646152
lmao devlels got kek'd hard by kovy, i had completely forgotten desu sempai
>>63646157
I've fapped to this image as least 8 times by now
>>63646219
Why?
>>63646214
>gradient fill clothing
>>>/trash/
>>63646184
Put any other warm weather team in a playoff drought that long with a lockout in the middle of it you'd get 9k per night. The Kings are by far and away the most financially successful and popular warm weather team in existence
>>63646214
that white trash haircut
>>63646233
sweater fetish
Some one post the girl with the marriage contract. So before this thread dies we can have a least one shit post have a decent looking girl.
>>63638998
What are you on?
>>63645563
>>63646032
What the fuck happened to the game tonight? The refs literally caused an injury due to their incompetence, and I bet Nino gets suspended because of it.
>>63645563
Jesus I just saw that hit.
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