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Last Thread >>63607157

Upcoming MMA events:
November 20 - Bellator 146, WSOF 25
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum, ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Masvidal vs Henderson
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale

mmaDigest update: https://youtu.be/P_NeX9QfEaY

>Ronda releases a statement
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/15/9741248/ronda-rousey-releases-statement-after-ufc-193-loss

>JJ broke her hand during the fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/15/9740184/ufc-champ-joanna-jedrzejczyk-has-broken-right-hand-needs-surgery

>fight card for this weekend
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/fight-card-tv-info-and-start-time-for-saturdays-ufc-fight-night-78-gastelum-vs-magny

>Zahabi breakdown of Holm vs rousey
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/16/9742130/ufc-193-video-ronda-rousey-vs-holly-holm-full-fight-breakdown-firas-zahabi

Legal free fights
>Ronda va Bethe
https://youtu.be/yKHV3KVDess
>Ronda vs Zingano
https://youtu.be/5a6GghIcsh8
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/tYq8vSfBtew
>JJ vs penne
https://youtu.be/wDptf-lY4GA
>Holm vs Reneau
https://youtu.be/0uwHbn59oOE
>Letourneau vs Rakoczy
https://youtu.be/B1mXXBq2Z2M
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Magny vs Hyun Gyu Lim
https://youtu.be/ckBhzGSueVw
>Gastelum vs marquardt
https://youtu.be/2psKD2eEEa0
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
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first for weedman
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>>63610083
Post 'em I know you have them
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>>63610278
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>>63610261
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/16/9742130/ufc-193-video-ronda-rousey-vs-holly-holm-full-fight-breakdown-firas-zahabi
So by next month everyone will be practicing the "how to counter Rousey" breakdowns.

Is there any camp she can fit in now?
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4th for the meme finally being over
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Has there been a better picture in MMA history lads?
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>>63610341
probably one that isn't full of corporate shilling
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atta boy

nobody does it like american tryhard
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>>63610358
Muhammed still mad af he got exposed. Lel #Danger
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what did holm look before she got old and went ham during her workouts. any photos of her teenage days?
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>>63610303
I saw attempts at his typical counter right, a few sloppy singing shots, and maybe 2 that connected. Literally not a single combination or a jab.
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>>63610341
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>>63610374

lmao I was being sincere bud

#danger
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>>63610344
Miesha is literally the ugliest one there.
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Rogan when
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>>63610533
Soon.
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lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3sz1ed/spoiler_a_few_interesting_things_overheard_from/
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>>63610344
did miesha seriously get fake tits? why the fuck would you do that when you're in mma.
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Joe Rogan is a fan of based Luke.
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>>63610561
if you don't want to go to rebbit
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>>63610563
In real sports you get them removed to make more money.
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>>63610624
yeah that's what i was thinking too.
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>>63610636
jon better be careful not turn into giganigga and miss weight
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>>63610582
He's right though. He's not doing home repairs or tech support. At the end of the day he gets to go home to his mansion and vacation on private islands.
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>>63610261

>Not putting /heem/ in the title
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>>63610645
He has always said he has an easy time making 205, he is getting to be a big guy though
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>>63610561
Pathetic Hogda clitriders desu.
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>>63610611
I almost want to buy it just to hear this.
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>>63610668
>reading past the OP
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>>63610636
dear god

>>63610645
the heavyweights better hope he doesn't miss weight
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>>63610636
How fucked is Cormier?
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>>63610748
Jon is literally going to get technically better everywhere over the next few years. He is going to have a real chance of becoming heavyweight champ.
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>be Dana and Ronda.
>build entire brand around Ronda being untouchable.
>even talk shit on male fighters because you know you will never have to back it up.
>get knocked the fuck out by a 35 year old woman.

How the fuck do you recover from this?
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>>63610636

DAMN
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>>63610278
#WeidPower
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>>63610636
Jesus fucking christ, imagine what he's gonna look like when he starts cutting weight.
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>>63610782
you can't legally shoot someone for looting a store, can you?
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Weidman vs. Jones UFC 200 tbqh
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>>63610645
>>63610636
>>63610785

without cocaine, he wont be able to cut weight as easily and will be forced to fight as a heavyweight
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>>63610824
he already beat the guy who would be heavyweight champion or at least top 3 (cormier)

he's still in his prime he's going to get better
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http://youtu.be/rBEhcxDaoYs
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>>63610341
Conor weigh in one
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>>63610798
Yes, that would be a forcible felony, in which case deadly force is justified (in most states).

Similar to shooting a robber breaking into your home. You can't be certain he is only there to take your stuff, he might rape & murder your family too, so its best to let God sort it out later.
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>>63610748
Jon is going to literally kill him.
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>>63610782
Why did you post this, anon? It made me sad.
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>>63610863
sad why?
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ronda A CUTE
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>>63610891
The guy on the left looking all miserable that what little he had in life has been ruined.
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>>63610856
you think hes just gonna sit there and let jon kill him?
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Literally who is there to stop Jon?
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>>63610561
>based wink/jackson were shouting "Travis Browne" from the corner
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>>63610919
c uckstafsson
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>>63610919
the only person with the ability to stop Jon is Rumble, but Jon would destroy him anyway
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>>63610919

Chris Weidman.
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>>63610919
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>>63610898
>hey lil sis, everything is going to be alright
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>>63610953
>>63610965
LHW is such utter shit he probably can win fights at 205
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>>63610561
this guy doesnt understand how pumping someone up and motivating them is useful. probably has never played a sport in his life. disregards it as useless lel
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>>63610919

Reminder that Stefan Struve is 7 feet tall and got wrecked by Josh "dadbod" Rosholt.

Reminder that your height is insignificant if you don't know how to fight.
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>>63610978
That's not even questionable dummy. Weidman would be top five LHW without a problem.
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>>63610978
205 is a better division than 185 right now
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>>63610981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq2figwIX9s
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>>63610988
hes too tall. its a disadvantage

anything over about 6'5 it starts to hamper you rather than help. look at boxing klitchkos dominate anyone in the world because theyre 6'5, jones dominates at 6'4 etc.

7 feet is a bad thing, if he lost half a foot hed be much better
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>>63610863
You shouldn't feel sad, that man is now protecting his store legally and it no longer gets looted when the Ferguson chimps escape their zoo. He did not understand why the 2nd Amendment is so important, until he needed to protect himself and he couldn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6-_C24pLvo
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>>63610981
It's one thing to pump someone up and another to just say some extremely stupid shit at the wrong moment.

"beautiful" was not something Ronda needed right there.
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>>63610996
>205 is a better division than 185 right now

heem yourself my man
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>>63611043
This shit can't be legal.
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>>63611065
yeah i mean about holms corner.

to be fair to shitmund what hes done has always worked, shes never lost. you dont know something isnt working until it doesnt. he might change it now but until now it wasnt a problem, or if it was he couldnt have known
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>>63611065
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he legit thought Rousey was winning the fight
She's never really lost a round before so we didn't see that aspect of her coaching but it's clear its terrible
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>>63611068
You realize that was a riot zone, right?

If you feel that people should not have guns, even when their city is rioting, looting and burning stores such as the Ferguson Market, you honestly should just move to another country.

Canada may be more to your liking. Or plenty of countries in Europe would work too. But this is the last western country to allow firearm ownership, and its not going to change. If that bothers you, it would be better to leave than spending your life feeling afraid and unable to do anything about it.
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>>63611100
>you dont know something isnt working until it doesnt.

Any casual knew Ronda was getting wrecked. What were they even training for the entire camp? People said she looked bad in the 34 seconds against Bethe and she had the same stupid stance and footwork.
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Based Robin Black predicts Holly Holm win:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EXmTs9K_Ws

Reminder that this is also the man that knows McGoat will beat Aldo.

A new era is upon us, heem
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>>63611100
Oh, my bad.

>>63611116
He probably though her pressure was good and that she could take Holms punches.
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Does Ronda have a chance at redemption?
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>>63611146
>uploaded Nov. 16

Haha what. Nice try Canada.
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>>63611180
yeah. hopefully not though. all she needs to do is take her down, with wrestling preferably, judo doesnt work to well because youve gotta eat punches to get in. once shes down and on top i think shed submit her.

hopefully she gets rekt again though
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>>63611023
you need two sets of knees at that height really and truly
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I'm placing my orders. Are you?
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>>63611180
Yeah definitely. You saw how hurt some of her fans were. All they need is this time off and then all the hype promos saying SHE'S BETTER THAN EVER CALM COOL COLLECTED LEARNT FROM THE LOSS AND IS THE BEST EVER and she'll probably win her next fight which will chug the hype train a bit more
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>>63610341
This will always be my favorite.1000 yard stare.
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>Mfw not seeing any more "undefeated champion" ads on my TV
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>>63610341

>Dana and Rogan just looking at each other

Ahahahahahaha
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>>63611180
Sure she has a chance, her brand has just taken a serious hit though. From here what do you do with her? It's either an instant rematch that would end much the same way as the first fight (and kill Ronda's imagine completely), or pit her against one of the top 10 in her division. Problem is she's already beaten most of those girls, so a win over any of them doesn't really do anything for her. I'd like to see her fight a much more patient Zingano and see how she fairs
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>>63611296
Holly is an undefeated champion
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>>63610636
Jon is going to be the first man to murder someone in the Octagon.
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>>63611259
>mfw rogans kid wins a spelling bee then gets busted for alpha brain and stripped of the title
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>>63610919
Gus. He can beat Jones but not DC or Rumble. It all has to do with his build.
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>>63611325

I wouldn't mind those.
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>>63611259
Onnit has some cool tshirt designs, but that is not one of them.
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>>63611066
middleweight has two decent fighters, rockhold and weidman, lhw has four, jones dc gus rumble, all of theese guys would fuck weidman up in my opinion.
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video interview with Holly Holm's father. It is nice-

https://youtu.be/7oUsEWR4JNA
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>>63611325
so is Joanna
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>>63611259
>graphic tee
no thanks
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>>63611379
So is Chris.
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>>63611345
>SHE HAS WUUUURRRLLD CLASS SPELLING
>WHEN SHE SPELLS IT'S A ONCE N HUMAN HISTORY EVENT
>ORDER THE SPELLING BEE ON PPV NOW FOLKS
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>>63611316
kek i saw that too
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Fresh mma digest update

http://youtu.be/MG1UkNY-oAM
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>>63611365
>middleweight has two decent fighters

Just heem yourself
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>>63611296
>>63611325
And Weidman
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>>63611316
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You guys the newest Kevin Smith podcast is all about 193. Kevin knows fuckall about MMA but it's still slightly funny.

http://www.smodcast.com/episodes/centaurs-in-the-blue-zone/
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>>63611411
>UFC 200

too soon imo
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>Jon moves to HW
>Still has a reach advantage
>Speed advantage
>Youth advantage
>Cardio advantage
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>>63611434

And Joanna
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>>63611411
>mfw Jon will never pump my tires
>mfw I'll never have a support network as strong as the Jack/Wink camp
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>you are now thinking about Dillashaw vs Cruz

Will this be the greatest manlet fight in UFC history?
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>>63611411
Donald's tweet makes me kek every time
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>>63611416
ok jacare too, and then the rest of the rankings are filled with failed 205 lbers. hendo, vitor, lyoto, mousasi, kennedy etc all dropped down because 205 was too good.

and then anyone else ranked is a no hoper like bisping, thales leites, fucking cb dolloway.
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>>63611505
>Dominick Snooze
>great fight to watch

Other than his last performance watching him has been tedious
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>>63611370
Based dad calling out fake and casual fightfans
>Many of them don't know sports
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Did they talk about Ronda at all on this show today? They were shilling her so hard before.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8LZ9Q46h0wAZNWYsvLTs9A/videos
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>>63611370
he's so short how did he make such a tall girl?
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>>63611583
/hightest/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-_WdW7OjUE
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>>63611583
So that's what those memes are from.
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http://strawpoll.me/6024208
http://strawpoll.me/6024208
http://strawpoll.me/6024208

VOTE FOR THE BEST DIVISION
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>>63610657
>>63610261

Oh buddy I take back what I said earlier

totally fuckin blew it
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>>63611620
That hurts more than you can imagine...
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>>63611590
>5 ft 8 in
>such a tall girl
>even for a girl
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Does anyone have that webm of Mike Tyson shadowboxing? It's during a fight broadcast, and shows him and his slow white opponent at the same time.
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>>63611641

>Looks at flag

That's probably average height for women in your country Nordjkeszkjsson
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>>63611603
>ESPN
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>>63611641
He probably lives in California which is mostly 4'10-5'0 hispanics.
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>>63611370
>Holly exposed Ronda
>Ronda was scared to death and tried to rebuild her confidence with insults

This guy knows what he's talking about
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>>63611528
Romero is too sloppy and relies only on his athletisism/roids to win and Jacare whos biggest win is Mousassi who he also lost to.
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5'8 Isnt tall for a girl.

id say 5'10 is when you become noticeably tall
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>>63610636
he's gonna literally kill someone
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>>63611411
>It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
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>>63611681
could be it
also
>holm
>that jaw
>that hair
nordic 2bqh
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>>63611370

>Tfw after the weigh ins I knew Ronda was running scared but still didn't put money on Holly

JUST.
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>>63610824
zero evidence of him using coke as a weight cutting aid

guy has always had a very easy time making 205
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>>63611718
true but she's like 4 inches taller than the average girl in our countries
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>>63611718
fuck off
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>>63611617
you're a faggot for allowing to vote on more than one
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>>63610341
The one after the strikeforce brawl is better.
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>>63611747
Hitler would be in LOVE with holly holm
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>>63610636
i mean he was 205 without any fat and literal pin legs last time and he had to cut a bit, i dont see how he can get much bigger than he was without missing weight
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>>63611370
>tfw followed the press too much and lost ability to meditate and lose my intuition
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>>63611350
he didn't beat an unprepared jones the first time, and he sure as hell won't beat jones 2.0
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>>63610838
heard something like that about this female mma fighter once. she got killed and never showed her face again. forgot her name
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>>63611766
have you been hanging around grannies or something? Or has this triggered your Napoleon complex? 80's and beyond girls are 5'5 minimum and most are 5'7ish

I've only known one girl my age who was under that and she got bullied to fuck
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>>63610898
ronda looks like she still doesn't like holm here. probably because she kicked her in the head and made her lose millions of potential dollars.
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>>63611785
maybe he'll make it one last time, murk DC, and then move up and obliterate Werdum?
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>>63611804
>2.0

I'm interested in seeing how all this time off has affected Jones. He hasn't had a proper fight in a while and it could prove to be quite costly when he does get back in the Octagon
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>>63611785
Cutting is not a problem. He can only get stronger, his muscles learn to lift heavier. Look at olympic weightlifters
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>>63610898

Holm punched her into retardation.
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>>63611350
Gus is going to wrestle AJ next time desu

>>63611804
>le unprepared meme

Im sure he rolled of the couch and got a six pack out of nowhere, then fought for five round at a good pace while unprepared and clean as a whistle. Had that been anyone ealse youd be shitting on him.
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>>63611411

I KNEW JOANNA BROKE HER HAND IN THE FIRST ROUND

I KNEW IT
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>>63611878
Was it in the first round?
>Still threw ridiculously fast combinations
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>>63611878
It's a problem when you need 200 clean shots to put away your opponents.
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>>63611350
i think he def needs to work on his build. maybe spec down into prot a little bit and pick up stone skin.
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#ANDSTILL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzbYPo1eqEw
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>>63611901
She hardly ever threw that overhand right, didn't sit on her punches, and valerie shut down the clinch game. I think she'd do good to learn a few trips and top control. She'd be deadly
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>>63611924
really sad desu
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>>63611901
she's had about 100 fights almost all of them going the distance her hands are probably rekt
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>>63611924
It would probably have been a surreal moment that would be very hard to process even if she wasn't concussed. That was probably the first time she was ever knocked out like that also.
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Everybody relax
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>>63612002
Ur opinion=WGAF u dumb goof
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>>63611924
looks like an early stoppage. ronda was fine and dropped down to setup an arm bar when herb dean stopped the fight.
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>>63611924
ty based Holly
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>>63612002
:)
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>>63611934
She literally has less experience on the mats than Paige.

Claudia's grappling advantage is like Joanna's striking advantage

I wonder how much time Joanna has left, 12 years of fighting and all of the those fights, she has said herself she doesn't want to fight much longer.
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>>63611924
>championes
what did he mean by that?
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Rogan and Dana is up on itunes
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There's a card this weekend, so I may as well start this. Definitely not the best card in recent memory, but at least there isn't a several week break after a PPV this time. As always I'm taking action on all main card bouts. Make your responses as specific as you feel they need to be.

Main Card:
Neil Magny vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Ricardo Lamas vs. Diego Sanchez
Jussier Formiga vs. Henry Cejudo
Efrain Escudero vs. Leandro Silva
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Kinda wish I was an straweight, imagine fighting all you want and not worry about brain damage
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>>63611924
top, top kek
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>>63612110
GASTELUM
SANCHEZ
CEJUDO
SILVA
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>>63612102
ITS UP LADS
http://podcasts.joerogan.net/podcasts/dana-white-tony-hinchcliffe
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>>63611970
really casual desu
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>>63612110
Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Silva
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>>63612110
Gastelum
Lamas
Formiga
Escudero

yusss left column
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>SHES HOT TOO ID LEAVE MY WIFE AND KIDS IF IT MEANT RUNNING AWAY WITH HER
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>>63612110
Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Escudero
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>>63612076
Thought that was Herb Dean saying "and be honest"?
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btw completely forgot Formiga vs Cejudo was on that card, what a fight!
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>>63610898
Fucking horrendous
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>>63612177
Cejudo will beat DJ. I'm the only one here that believes though.
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>>63612110
Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Silva
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>>63612143
Thanks family.
Starting it up now.
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>>63612175
sounds like "championes" to me
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>>63612171
what exactly am i looking at here?
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>>63611924
>Herb: Talk to her, talk to her. Be honest.

lol damn, ronda couldnt accept reality
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>>63612062
joanna wants to get married and make babies for jesus
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>>63612188
he won't beat Formiga so I don't see how
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>>63612143
That is O-N-N-I-T
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>>63612156
>SHES HOT TOO ID LEAVE MY WIFE AND KIDS IF IT MEANT RUNNING AWAY WITH HER
pls do not tell me this is quoting Rogan and if he did say that I Seriously Hope it's not from the post 193 podcast
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>>63612202
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva
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>>63612110
>>63612141
I do belive this is the same homosexual but I wont h8 because ur gr8

Also, Sanchez?
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>>63612110
>>63612141
Are you on here 18 hours a day? Come on you're the same person, right?
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>>63612213
You stand to make a lot of money if you really believe that.
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anyone got that "Dana on suicide watch"-picture?
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its finally up fellas

http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/e/5/d/e5d6b425f21f0c97/p723.mp3?c_id=10300965&expiration=1447717932&hwt=ba30326864079e2b48d52851bfcb3b29
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>>63612236
>>63612233
All day, every day, kiddos.
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>>63612242
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>>63611831
You must live in the tallest hamlet in Britain then, because I've been to your country 3 times and every single time I was blown away how small the natives were, men and women.
I was even more blown away how fucking ugly the people of your island are.
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>>63612241
Formiga too quick to get wrestlefucked and Cejudo not only gasses at 125 but he's not shown any improvement at all since his first fight

he won't get finished or anything but will be a pretty tidy 29-28 with Formiga maybe dropping the 1t
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>>63612224

It was in the Cerrone podcast. He was saying how tough a fighter she was but also how hot she was and that she'd been on magazine covers and was a total babe.
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>>63612233
i'm gonna pick sanchez too, to be honest

stop doubting him
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>>63612275
>>63612236
m8 it's exactly 30 sec after, of course it's the same dude
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>>63612284
This. Even my prof couldn't stop talking about how ugly the people were when he got back from his trip to England.
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>>63612284
our averages are all higher than yours, even penis size and most of your country's girth is made from coons so suck my hairy beanbag you shrivel dicked midget
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>>63612286
I think his last fight was an anomaly. Cardio hasn't been an issue outside of his last fight and that had bad tacos + high elevation. This weekend will be very telling about his development.
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>>63612258
>what ocean
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>>63612300
he's also the one who has been making the chris threads every time

plus i think he's a mod
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Who /BuffaloBars/ here?
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>>63612300
i respect him tho he doesn't namefag
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>>63611023
Wlad is 6'6" and Vitali is 6'7"
Not to mention Kickboxing GOAT Semmy Schilt who is 6'11"
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>>63612331
>Tony Hinchcliffe
>Its almost the same feeling like when 9/11 happened and the planes crashed

C'mon m9
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>>63612325
good point about the altitude, made me less confident
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>>63612320
You only get this triggered because you know I'm right.
You are the most pussified, keked population on planet Earth, and you know it.

Enjoy your sharia
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Holm is such a class act
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>Tfw need to study for a job interview but the buzz still hasn't worn off
>First thing I do when I'm free is come to /heem/ and talk about that SHEEM for hours

UFC will never make me this happy for a really long time. I was bummed out Anderson got beat, but I saw people experiencing feelings of euphoria, this is what it felt like eh?
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>>63612379
>>63612351
>>63612300
I do usually get the top left spot for predictions, I'm not predictionc
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>>63612396
literally more white than you, the nation who invented kekolding
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>>63612432
>First thing I do when I'm free is come to /heem/ and talk about that SHEEM for hours
I'm the same at the moment man
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If Conrad gets wrestlefucked for 25 minutes next month then UFC is kill, for real.
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>tfw my picks are based on nothing at all
>Have only seen Lamas vs Mendes
>Haven't seen Sanchez fight since TUF 1
>can't remember who the fuck formiga is
>basing that only on meme medals
>can't really place a face on efrain escudero
>no idea who leandro silva is


>>63612394
I just got there.
Jesus christ, I hope he gets chucked out of the plane mid flight.
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>>63612455
I straight up feel bad for you.
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>>63612062
I'm not saying she is unbeatable, im saying she wasn't 100%. Also she could round out her game. IF she would ever fight a Werdum type who invites her in guard, could end bad. Hard to finish when you avoid the ground like lava. Thats why the wrestlers of the division have a great chance
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>>63612233
>>63612236
This >>63612141 isnt me. Not my fault someone responds quickly

>>63612351
Probably the same guy, but it's still not me
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PRESSURE ON RONDA ALL THESE MEDIA OBLIGATIONS

That's the point I'm at on the JRE podcast at the moment, bore to hear
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>>63612110

Gastelum
Lamas
Cejudo
Silva
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>>63612511
>all these media obligations are responsible for you not knowing how to throw a punch or defend a head kick

She must be busy 24/7
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>>63612110
magny
lamas
cejudo
escudero
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>Tony Hinchcliffe comparing the feeling he had seeing 9/11 take place to Ronda getting KO'd

What in the flying fuck.
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>>63612569
This event has really exposed at the militant UFC shills
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>>63612511

ITS HARD BEING A ROCKSTAR

>Muh media
>Muh movies

Please Dana, you picked Holly cause you knew she'd looked sub-par in her last two fights, would sell tickets cause "omgsh ronda beat an boxing world champione", and to increase Ronda's stock further.

Should have just let Meisha get armbar'd again.
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>Joe didn't even know what ocean they were flying over
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>Dana White saying Ronda rocked Holly a few times
>Rogan saying really? I didn't see that

Bloody hell Dana what fight were you and Edmond watching
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>>63612590
>>63612569
he was literally almost a writer for the WWE
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>people unironically picking lamas

diego is literally free money

NICK DIAZ and BJ PENN couldn't submit Diego, you think Lamas is gonna get one of his cheeky subs on him?
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>Dana unironically thinks Ronda rocked holly a few times in the fight
Oh poor Dana, don't watch the replay. His fragile mind can't handle it.
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>>63612258
>nasally hipster faggot voice out of nowhere
>"i-its like almost the same feeling, not the same... but its almost the same feeling like when 9/11 happened and the planes crashed"

turned it off there. listening to such utter retardation actually makes you more stupid.
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>>63612606
At least he didn't mindlessly agree with him or add something to his comment like he usually does
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Somebody, please
WAKE HIM UP.
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>>63612606

holly absolutely got rocked once in the 1st, but unlike ronda she's been hit hard before and recovered well
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/heem/ has exploded in average posters per thread since the Ronda KO

With Conor fighting next month, I think we will see a /heem/splosion of new posters

What a time to be an MMA fan
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>>63612636

She caught her twice pretty good, wouldn't use the word "rocked" though. If you're rocked you become wobbly and your mouth goes wide open.
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>>63612606
>>63612636
Who would've bloody thought Joe damn Rogan would be the sane one here? He even called out Edmonds shit for telling Rousey she was doing great
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>>63612636
She caught her once, but she got bodylocked and taken down immediately after
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>>63612639
>Tony Hinchcliffe
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>>63612699
I saw a punch where she might have been a bit off balance and then looked a bit rocked, yeah, but a FEW TIMES? Nah m8 nah
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>>63612615
I will be so depressed if Diego's first T/KO comes from him
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>>63612729
He's actually straight.
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if anyone was going to crack the Ronda code it was Winky the pooh and Greg Jackson
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>>63612690
quick, someone get a goof to tweet him
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>Mfw Edmond says Ronda never lost a round of boxing against "world shampionnnn bocksahs"

Who was she sparring with? Soccer moms?
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>>63612699
>absolutely got rocked in the first

>be Holm
>throw right leg kick
>Ronda lands a clean right hook
>pushed backwards on one leg
>stumbled backwards but regain balance

I watched that part a few times over just to be sure. Holm doesn't look dazed, just off balance
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>>63612754
If you talk and dress like that, you actually aren't.
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>>63612754
that's even worse
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>>63612740

yeah that's dana just trying to help ronda save face, like it matters at this point
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>all these The Chris OPs

I love it
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>>63612615
im gonna put some btc on him. last I checked he was at 5:1 odds. hope it stays that way until fight time!
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very important poll

http://strawpoll.me/6024758
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Apparently Valerie looked like complete shit in the hospital in terms of her eye. Her leg also looked like shit

Based Joanna
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why is called an oblique kick? the oblique is in the midsection.
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>>63612808
Don't forget his secret weapon.
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>>63612831
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>>63612846
It's about the angle at which it's thrown, not its target.
Rogan named it though
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I feel like Jon is going to rape Cormier and then move up or take a super fight if Weidman is champ
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>>63612820
>tfw Chris non-believers get BTFO once again
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Rankings are updated. Jonny Bones is back
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>>63612808
he's worth it at 5:1 even if just because of the meme decisions he gets
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>>63612884
>TKO's a pregnant lady
>Doesn't immediately get slotted in at #1 on the P4P list

Ariel pls
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>If you're listening Johanna I love you
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>>63612878
>people still haven't joined the team
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>>63612916
fucking mong
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>>63612884
well meme'd friend
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Dana and Rogan just aren't going to talk any kind of shit about Ronda since she's friends with them
Kind of a shame
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>>63612950
?
http://www.ufc.com/rankings?id=
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>>63612963
not even clicking it
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>>63611541
things casuals say
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>>63612258
thanks family
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>>63612699
>rocked
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>>63612981
K
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>>63612884
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Some spots just opened up on the Chris Weidman hype train.

Get your tickets now, you don't want to be too late to join the team would you?
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>>63612958
Yeah. Rogan is actually fairly honest but I think Dana is going full retard. I can't listen to this shit.
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>>63612110
>Magny
>Lamas
>Gold medalist
>Escudero
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>>63612884
>Ronda was unironically rated as #4 p4p in the world
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>>63613011
I can't stop desu, still in the hype and I don't have much better to do

I still find it interesting and the Dana shit is just expected
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>>63612990
She got hit flush but boxers got great composure. Her corner called for a "DC" and she picked ronda up
>based
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>>63612984
>casual
>knowing dominick snooze's fights
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>>63613023
Just shows how much garbage the rankings really are. They're more based on the hype around a fighter than their actual preformances.
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>Holm visibly gets her mouth piece knocked out
>Ronda still goes for a big swing
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>>63613050
if you aren't "cheating" you aren't trying
>>
Name some UFC fights where a fighter was deducted one point for his very first/only nut shot.
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>tfw I didnt bother to watch because I didnt want to hear the Ronda dick sucking and see another 30 second fight
>tfw I was banging my neighbors gf and missed the KO of the year
>pussy game was mediocre
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>>63613050

>Very few people talking about her blatantly punching Holly after the horn.
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>>63613035
>Her corner called for a "DC"
Oh wow, nice.
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>>63613043
dont get upset now anon
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>>63612884
>only 4 out of 28 of the official rankings have neither Ronda nor Holly on them
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>>63613159
You're black, aren't you?
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>>63612831
Do you think you could sustain an erection during 25 minutes of that beating?
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>>63613161
Probably cause she got KTFO so badly it's irrelevant
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>Rogan being offered a loli
kek
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>>63613172
Holly's skillset would translate well to MMMA.
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>GastElum
>Lamas
>Escudero
>Cejudo
I really want Sanchez to beat Lamas but I just don't see it.
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>>63613164

Idk which fight it was, but another corner man was shouting, "WHAT WOULD DC DO?!"
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>>63613221
>no link
>no picture
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>>63613164
They also called for a "Travis Browne" at one point. I'm not sure which technique that was though, but I find it hilarious that they're naming techniques after fighters.
>>
Fight pass branching out into comedy? Probably just going to be Dana inviting goofs over from his Twitter feed
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name a UFC fight more fixed than this
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>>63613230
MMMA. There was an extra M.
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>Dana talking about shutting goofs down on Twitter

based
>>
They're making jokes about Cyborg ;_:

>She's the only person that cuts weight by chopping off her dick
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>Dana blowing the fuck out of Bernie Sanders

Based one percenter.
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>>63613179
I'm half black half German, but I fight for the whites in the coming war.
I don't look like either race at all, people tell me I look like some fantasy race.
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>>63613282
Seriously, what a bunch of bullies... No hespect
>>
If you could say anything to Rousey, what would you say?
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>>63613264
my bad desu
I have trouble counting identical symbols next to each other
That said, she's still nowhere near the top 50 p4p
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>>63613304
I'm not even joking so #rude
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>>63613299
so half black half brown?
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Why do they pretend to care about fighter safety when they force them to do interviews right after a fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZAjXPjdVg
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>>63613315
Beautiful work, champ.
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>>63613315
YOU GOT SHEEMED

Dana's seeing Ronda next week but he specifically said he's not going to talk about fighting with her
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>>63613315

beauuuutifuuuulllllll champ
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>>63613315
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting
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>>63613315
>Trump sends his regards.
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>>63613335

they check them so see how they are first, which is why rousey went straight to the hospital
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>>63613299
Fantasy Race
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>>63613323
I'm not either. I think she made good point about them picking on her for looks while trying to profit off of promoting women empowerment through Ronda. Very hypocritical.
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>>63610567
>they will never come into the showers and bully you
>>
Am I the only one who never finds roasts funny?
There's always this whole aura of "hey we're friends and I like you but [mean joke]"
It always seems awkward for me

>>63613315
>
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>>63613366
No shit, but with all the other precautions they take you would think they could give them a fucking day's rest before they bombard them with interviews and appearances.
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>>63613221
>>63613232
>out of order
what kind of prediction you want senpai?
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>>63613326
lel
Cheeky but no. My dad is as Aryan as they come, he was Sage Northcutt status in his prime.
But damn does that literal motherfucker have a fetish for dark women.
I think he was an African colonist in a past life.
>>
>>63612884
>get exposed
>get KTFO
>lose your stock
>still higher than McGregor
>>
Rogan podcast with Dana
>http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/e/5/d/e5d6b425f21f0c97/p723.mp3?c_id=10300965&expiration=1447720820&hwt=33388c6fb2c8e4f5ef363bc79a8d2eaa
Starts at around 6:30-7:00
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>>63613315
I would show her a picture from the fight where she's bloody and say, "Look how tough you are."

It's a callback to her childhood. When she was a little girl, she scraped her knees up really badly and was crying. Her dad scooped her up and brought her to a mirror, pointed to her reflection and told her to look at how tough she is and suddenly all was well and she felt like a badass.
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>>63613406
they literally can't leave it all in the cage, they have another 4 hours of work to do

this should change desu, i'm starting a petition
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>>63613441
We know.
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>>63613463
Just being sure
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>>63613481
Then you could have quoted a preexisting post which linked to it.
>>
Get the shit kicked out of you for 15-25 minutes, then have to stand there and answer retarded questions about how you feel.
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>>63613490
Thats true
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>>63613204
fucking kek

just got to that part
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>>63612110
>Gastelum
>Lamas
>Formiga
>Escudero
>>
Dana
>There's nothing wrong with Ronda
Rogan
>There's definitely something wrong with her she's concussed

This was just after Dana praises Ronda's mental strength the only way he knows how.
>IMAGINE NOW SHE'S LOST HOW STRONG SHE'S GOING TO BE
>>
>>63612110
Magny
Lamas
Cejudo
Silva
>>
>>63613505
Yeah UFC seriously needs to stop that shit. It's so cringe worthy and makes the whole sport seem trash
>>
>>63607792
No, McGregor is not a gypsy/pikey/knacker/traveller.
He lives in a house, is somewhat educated, his dad is a taxi driver.

He's just from one of the shitty working class areas of Dublin that's full of scumbags and addicts and car thieves
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>>63613560
He's concerned that all of Holm's other fights will be boring as shit and WMMA will die as we know it.
>>
Should have given Meisha a 2nd chance.
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>that same fag in this thread talking to himself about whether or not fighters should give post fight interviews
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>>63613603
He was dole scum before he got to the UFC because he didn't want to work a proper job.
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>>63613606

Boring to casuals? Good.
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>>63613633
Not good. If WMMA doesn't draw, it will cease to exist. It was only brought to the UFC because they saw star power in Rousey.

Did you enjoy Holm's fights with Pennington and Reneau? The Ronda fight was spectacular, because Ronda is hyper-aggressive and gave Holm tonnes of opportunities to counter her. Nobody else in the division is as dependent on pressure.
>>
The Jack Slack article is out,
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/how-holly-holm-killed-queen-ronda-rousey
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>>63613662
Womens championship fights being relegated to Co-Main's on high profile cards is whats going to happen. Same as manlet fights
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>>63613625
Kinda worked out for him no?
At least he was doing something other than spending his dole on booze and drugs
>>
>>63613682
piss off Jack
>>
>that dog story
guess that explains what the "personal reasons" were

similar thing happened to my sister when she was 4
>>
I didn't realize how much the UFC uses plastic surgeons instead of regular doctors for cuts and stuff. Makes a lot of sense though.
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>>63613662

I think Holly will improve and diversify her skills. The problem with the other 2 fights was she was telegraphing everything she was about to do, and the criticism for Jackson Wink MMA fighters is their fights are always boring, and that's cause they always go in to do what's efficient, not what will look spectacular.

I had no problem with Rousey, but man this past year it went from "best female fighter" to "best fighter ever in human history cultural icon role model for women" After you force feed people this garbage and she gets blown out like that then you deserve every low PPV number you get.

Not to mention she started believing in her own hype saying she could beat every girl with one arm tied behind her back and "none of these girls work harder than me"

Let her go do movies and WWE now.
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>listening to rogancast
>faggot noname comedian just compared watching Ronda lose to watching the Twin Towers collapse

Why the fuck is this idiot even on Dana's plane?
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>>63613609

3rd
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>Mayweather taking very veiled shots at Ronda

>“Just in boxing period, contact sports period, you win some, you lose some. I don't know about this fight, I just know that you win some and you lose some. It basically comes with the territory"

this nigga talking bout losing when he never did
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>>63613766
Don't worry he stays quiet for most of it anyway
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Who should the UFC roast on Fight Pass?
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>>63613682
Nice thanks ameribro
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>>63613772

First fight was Meisha defending her belt in strikeforce. She lost it and got her rematch then lost again. It would be a 2nd chance.
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>Joe and Dana acting like they actually thought Holm had a chance to win prior to the fight
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>>63613786
Goldie.
I don't think he'd be able to handle it though. In the closing seconds he'd pull a gun and stick in his mouth while yelling "IT'SSS ALLLL OVER."
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>>63613780
That's a relief. To be honest, I wouldnt mind hearing more from Giselle. She has a lovely accent.
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>>63613766
it's a commercial airliner, you retard

you can't fly those small privates like Dana has from US to Aus
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Joe Rogans calling us cunts for laughing at Rousey ;_;
She put her body on the line for us lads :(
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>>63613803
I think lots of people expected holm to make it a fight. Nobody expected ronda to go full retard though
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>>63613825
You are a cunt if you laugh at someone getting hurt that badly.
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>>63613803

I thought Holly had the tools but the fight was happening too soon cause she didn't look good in her last two fights. Most people who weren't casuals thought this.
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>>63613843
Nah son, dont pretend hendo blowing bisping up isnt hilarious.
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>>63613830
>go full retard though
Pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>63613315
it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
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>>63613843
That's fight business m8

Plus my like for Rousey really went down with how she was acting before this fight. All that shite and it feels somewhat sweet to see her get that comeuppance. Plus it's not just about Rousey herself it's all this damn overhype that will finally story
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>>63613843

>Not deriving entertainment out of watching people get heem'd

Wait, what's the point of watching combat sports anywhere? We watch it because we like seeing people get beat up and get hurt.
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>>63613799
>how do numbers work
Well, first comes 1, then 2, then 3...
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>>63613825
>>63613843
>watches combat sports
>tries to take a moral stance when some uppity bitch gets btfo

Making fun of people going sleepy is what /heem/ is all about you goof.
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>>63613896

First was a title defense. 2nd was a rematch.

It's not a hard concept here senpai.
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>>63613894
Not everyone. Of course, I don't cry a river every time someone gets heemed, either.
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They rip into wrestling a bit on this podcast though they do acknowledge it's a damn tough job

Now Joe's just mentioned how the progressives and Social Justice Warriors came for him

Funny thing about it is he just said the shit talking is where the money is and that's as WWE as you can get.
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>>63613920
Admirable attempt at damage control.
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>>63613920
so 3rd would be another rematch.

Come on, let's keep arguing about how to count. I can go all day.
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Rogan
>Do you think CM Punk is ever actually going to fight
Hahahahahah
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>>63612110
Gastelum via 4th round TKO
Lamas via decision
Cejudo via decision
Escudero via decision
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/16/9746102/mma-news-former-pro-wrestler-taz-says-rousey-vs-holm-fixed-ronda-in-on-it-ufc-193
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>>63613960
>Former WWE star
Stopped there.
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>>63613960
litrilly hoo
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>>63613866
>le pressure boxing meme against a world class boxer

Somebody along the line needed to tell her to work harder for the clinch.
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>>63613960
Haahahahahaha reading that it's like he actually thinks UFC is WWE
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>>63613960
"Hey Ronda what do you think about losing all your reputation, and most of your income and job opportunities in the future while taking some serious damage?" "Great idea dana just slip me a couple bucks and let's do it, by the way il be extra bitchy to make people really hate me when I lose"
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>>63613625
And instead of sitting on his ass drinking he was training and is now making buko bucks
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>>63613940

No damage control here.

>>63613942

You still don't get it do you? 1st fight, Ronda was the challenger. That was Ronda's chance. 2nd fight, Meisha was the challenger, that was her 1st chance at getting her title back, she lost. 2nd chance would be the 3rd fight.

>I can go all day

Unfortunately I can't. This is like that middle school question where they ask you how many posts you can fit around a farm, and people always forget to add the plus one.

>>63613953

Completely forgot about him. Him getting heem'd would give me the same euphoria as Ronda.
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>>63613960

Taz got dropped on his head too many times in ECW. Sad state of affairs this. He thinks UFC works like WWF. Someone tell him Cain was only fought 3 different people in 5 years.
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>30 min into rogans podcast and its all damage control for ronda
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>>63613992
Well, Ronda's 'striking' is traditionally just a cheeky method of getting the headlock then hip toss. But you can't do that from a distance, so you have to get close, which is why Ronda was ridiculously *running* around the ring trying to catch Holly.
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>>63614008
>"Great idea dana just slip me a couple bucks and let's do it, by the way il be extra bitchy to make people really hate me when I lose"
Lol, wonderful idea, Ronda! Truly brilliant!
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#bopeep
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>>63614076
This is true. I think she has just gotten all she can get out of broke ass Edmund. Needs to go somewhere else where people will actually critisize her and help her gameplan.
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>>63614020
So if they rematched again, and Miesha won, then another rematch after that would actually count as the first fight again.
LOL AMAZING LOGIC LETS KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS
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would you be a better boyfriend to ronda than travis?
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>>63614099
One of my favourite fighters at the moment seriously

Champions at the moment looking pretty decent senpaitachi
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Edmond is a hack.
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>>63614099
still has 276,000 fewer subscribers than this scumbag
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>>63614099
I can't get over how cute she is bros
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>>63614111
not after Saturday
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>>63614119

water is wet
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>>63614110
>then another rematch after that would actually count as the first fight again.

Geez man are you actually retarded? Is that what you got from my post? I was talking about chances not number of fights. When Ronda and Miesha fought the first time no one gave a shit.
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>leave the meme coaching to me
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>>63614124
Where is she swimming? The weather is shit in Failifornia.
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>>63614138
that's when it really matters tho
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again
>There are unironically mandrama-tier individuals in this thread RIGHT NOW who still doubt the marketing genius of Dana "The Prime Moova" Whitezenburg
>They unirionically fail to see how Ronda losing legitimizes the competitiveness of WMMA and is preferable for the UFC and Ronda in the long run than to see her make a complete joke out of the entire roster with her one trick
>They unirionically fail to see how Dana is using the comfort of the JRE to answer softball questions from a person literally under his employ
>They unirionically fail to see how this JRE was conveniently unseeable so as to hide Dana and Joe's shit eating grins

T H E
F
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W A S
I
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>>63614105
Yeah, it seems like, at some point you really need some actual striking skills and footwork if you're going to cut someone off.

In the end, Ronda *did* get the clinch... I think Holly was just fighting amazingly. I think a fight like that is a matter of millimeters and milliseconds.
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>Through the slavic grapevine

Fedor said that Holm would win because of how "dreadful" Rousey' boxing is. But he didn't watch the fight because he doesn't think women should fight.

>"Хoлм имa cвe штo јe пoтpeбнo дa пoбeди Poндy. Poндa и дaљe нијe paдилa нa бoкcy и тo ћe јoј бити нaјвeћa мaнa y oвoј бopби. Хoлм мopa дa ce бopи пaмeтнo и дa нe дoзвoли Poнди дa јoј ce yвyчe пoд кoжy. (...) нe плaниpaм дa глeдaм бopбy (Зaштo?) Жeнe нe би тpeбaлe дa paдe тo ceби."

"Holm has everything required to beat Ronda. Ronda still hasn't worked (improved) her boxing and that will be her biggest flaw coming into this fight. Holm has to fight smart, keep her distance and not let Ronda get to her. (...) I don't plan on watching the fight (Why?) Women shouldn't do that to themselves."

The GOAT has spoken.
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>>63614152

I KEEL THE BODY THEN DECAPITATE THE HEAD
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>no /heem/ in the subject
>The Chris in the OP
>almost all the casuals are gone
I like this a lot
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>>63614154
Are you retarded? It's obviously an old pic. She's telling the fat chick in the picture that she misses her. Why would she do that if they just saw each other today? THINK.
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>>63614156
I'm a cunt tho
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>>63611785
Jon has always walked around like this, I fact, He's usually fatter than he looks
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>>63614179
>>63614179

I wish I was reading all these predictions before the actual fight happened you know?
>>
Who do you dislike the most?

1. Mike Dolce
2. Aubrey Marcus
3. Joey Diaz
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>>63613960
if it was fixed, Ronda would have lost by armbar or choke. Not a headkick KO
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>>63614147
>When Ronda and Miesha fought the first time no one gave a shit.
So is your argument that the first fight shouldn't count because female fighters were less popular back then?

This is truly a ridiculous conversation, by the way.
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>>63613960
>picking up that "story"
>the city of Nate Wilcox
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>>63614196
Fedor is irrelevant in the prediction business, but Robin Black has called it before the fight and you can watch it on YT.
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>>63614201
I've barely heard any of them. Is Aubrey the one who told the story about taking a drug in another country and becoming one with the universe?
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>>63614207

No my argument is that the first fight doesn't count as a "first chance" for Meisha. It's really not that hard to understand.
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>>63614201
what fighters do you dislike the most
1. Jake Shields
2. Cathal Pendred
3. Jared Rosholt
4. Mighty Mouse
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>>63614201
>disliking Joey Diaz

literally just lost respect for your country
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>>63614008
>implying Ronda wasn't the only person in on it
>implying Ronda didn't put all her money on Holm
>implying she won't show up at the UFC 200 rematch as an underdog and make millions again
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>>63614237
Okay, so we're counting chances, not fights... and chances only count when it's a high profile fight and not a title defense. Am I on the same page as you now?
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>>63614201
That's a 10/10 list
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>>63614245
That's funny because anyone who enjoys listening to that guy is human trash. No offense.
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>>63614223

It's just that, I keep seeing people predicted this and people saying they won 6 figures from Holm. In my guy I knew Holly was the better fighter but I was a pussy and didn't bet anything. I did bet on Werdum though cause Cain is a meme but Holly's odds were twice what Werdum's were.
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>>63613682
holy shit that's a boring article but i guess that's what you can expect from sports journalism on vice.com
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>we brought in the best plastic surgeon from Australia

kek
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>>63614253

>Okay so we're counting chances

We've always been counting chances you minge: >>63613609
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>>63614280
They'll fly her chicken wings, but they can't get her a competent surgeon from the US?
>>
GOAT AUDIO FROM RONDA WITH THE DOCTOR

WHO ELSE /NOOOOOO/ HERE?

https://youtu.be/OzbYPo1eqEw
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>>63614286
Well sorry, nobody had previously explained to me what fights count as a chance and what fights don't.

My bad.
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>>63613662
>Not good. If WMMA doesn't draw, it will cease to exist.
>This is a bad thing.
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>>63614280
Is healthcare "free" in Australia?
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>>63614210
But the bloodyelbow article was penned by Mookie Alexander. What does Kid Nate have to do with it?
>>
>>63614245
Joey Diaz is unfunny and his stories are mostly fiction.
>>
>>63614308
He's the founder and editor-in-chief right?
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>>63614321
I can handle loudmouths. I liked Patrice O'neal's stories. Joey annoys the fuck out of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg
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>>63614296
am i the only one who can't hear "and be honest" and is only hearing "championes"?
>>
Oh shit, Dana said he wants to see Anderson vs Vitor next and Vitor wants it also.
>>
>>63614270
I know what you mean. But I honestly didn't believe that Holly could do it. I didn't believe that she could handle the pressure. I'm glad I was wrong, but it would have been so much better had I been able to put a cheeky 100 euros on Holm.

YT is now filled with people who predicted Holm to win and is frustrating, but I'm sure that 80% of those are lucky guesses imo.
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>>63614323
Oh I dont know. I thought he was just a writer.
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>Tarverdyan spazzing out during Travis vs Schaub

https://vimeo.com/117636643

Note at the end when he says: "Thats what you get". Geez, I wonder what that could be about.
>>
>>63614348
Youtube comments for the last month have been full of Demi Lovato level analysts saying Ronda would win in 4 seconds.
>>
m8s I literally never listen to podcasts and somehow I've sat 2 hours and 2 minutes of Rogan's here

What's going on, is this my true inner fightfan?
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>>63614239
Mighty Mouse he's a champion and i have to hear his constant nuthugging from the media
>>
>>63614385
>Geez, I wonder what that could be about.

It's about Schaub talking shit about GFC in the leadup to the fight.
>>
>>63614393
nah it's Dana and you know it

I'm in permanent Dana withdrawal since he stopped doing scrums
>>
https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/666384045891264517

don't even know why I'm posting this desu... getting more and more depressed the further away from the knockout we get
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>>63614385

Why have I never seen this before? My sides, is it really that crazy ring side?
>>
>>63614456
I know that feel.
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>>63614456
>https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/666384045891264517
FUCKIN' WEED LMAO BUD
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>>63614460
how do I get this job?
>>
>>63614456
>getting more and more depressed the further away from the knockout we get

I KNOW THIS FEEL. I have nothing this great to look forward to again. Not even Conor getting slept will make me this happy, it will just be "meh" compared to this.
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>>63614456
>tfw still kekking
>>
>>63614460
What's going on here exactly?
>>
>>63610636

Damn he's qt
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>>63613894
>We watch it because we like seeing people get beat up and get hurt.
Big difference between just liking good fightan and laughing and losing your shit over someone getting their ass whooped.
>>
>>63614506
read the file name
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>>63614501

>They both raise their arms

Made for each other
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>>63614506

idiots think getting your head smashed over and over makes you a better figher
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>>63614514
Wait, is that serious? I thought that was a filename joke. Are they really that fucking ignorant?
>>
>>63614506
Some tough guy bought into the 100% meme
>>
>>63610732

He'll literally be a champ as soon as he moves up. He probably will just win the lightweight then move up for an instant title shot
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>>63614385
>Get's keked by Based Schaub
>Unwittingly cheers on the bull that would later kek him even further
>Edmaerys Targaryen literally creamed himself cheering for the man that keked the man that keked him
>>
>>63614529
>he doesn't train his chin at least 3 times a week
I'll really enjoy knocking you out with a flick of a finger
>>
>>63614513

I appreciate Damian Maia Jiu Jitsu, DC's wrestling, but I also like seeing people getting heem'd, even more if it's from head kicks.
>>
>>63614460
does taking punches to face really prepare you for knockout punches? Difference between knockout punches and just punches to the face is that you don't see or expect the knockout punch coming.
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>>63613244
Bretty sure its a backfist or an elbow
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>>63614553

I think that'd be as bad as Koscheck foaming at the mouth.
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>>63614553
would've probably had a heart attack
I was laughing too hard already
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>>63610919

Kekstaffson desu
>>
I'm an hour into Rogancast an this shit is gold. Dana is killing it.

Who should they roast on Fight Pass? Gotta be Dana first. Right?
>>
>>63614612
>Dana is killing it.
How so?

I'm about to start listening again. I feel more prepared for the damage control bs now.
>>
Fucking hell, Ronda should still be with Schaub.

Travis is an insensitive brute AND ugly. Ugh.
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>>63614573
lel forgot that happened
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>>63614179
Fedor knows a thing or two about not improving one's boxing hehe >:D
>>
>>63614625
Talking about why they decided to have Holly fight instead of Miesha, talking about the idiots that think the UFC is fucked cause Ronda lost.
>>
>>63614556
yes come over and I'll train you. rumor has it Ali liked to stand on the ropes and let his sparring partners tee off on him to train his chin in the same way.
>>
>>63614646
>that think the UFC is fucked cause Ronda lost.

I don't think the UFC is fucked, but I do know they won't be saying undefeated champion and Ronda in the same sentence. Also all the annoying ads will go away.
>>
>>63614666
>>63614666
>>63614666
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>>63614456
I'm glad the post-Elliot Rodger SJWs bullied him into choosing an ugly female romantic interest for his next romantic comedy.
>>
>>63614642
Fedor has great boxing m8
>>
>>63610582
he doesn't care as much as people think, that's his largest secret, he mentioned it once, but it makes sense, think of all the stars that have been btfo'd. he couldn't give a shit who wins or loses, as long as it's good

and that was a very, very good win for holm

just screws up the cyborg thing, but they still own cyborg, she can be the woman's 145 champ in 3 years if she is still competing
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>>63610341
Didn't save the full image but I think image is going to go down similarly to Ali standing over that dude (soz don't watch boxing) victorious in terms of being famous as fuck
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In all honesty I'd probably get heem by every here
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