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>new Post 193 JRE w/ Dana White
http://podcasts.joerogan.net/podcasts/dana-white-tony-hinchcliffe
>Ronda releases a statement
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/15/9741248/ronda-rousey-releases-statement-after-ufc-193-loss
>JJ broke her hand during the fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/15/9740184/ufc-champ-joanna-jedrzejczyk-has-broken-right-hand-needs-surgery
>fight card for this weekend
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/fight-card-tv-info-and-start-time-for-saturdays-ufc-fight-night-78-gastelum-vs-magny
Zahabi breakdown of Holm vs Rousey: https://youtu.be/p3stwtCmWTA
Monday morning analyst w/ c
first for GSP
1st for The Chris getting exposed by Rockhold
>named Weidman
>is actually a wide man
All is well.
3rd for
>/heem/ in the subject
shit OP
>>63614687
>exposed
how so
>>63614687
What part of the Chris's game do you think will be exposed?
First for Holly queen of Heem.
>>63614666
No one gives a shit about those fights. You dont have to keep pasting them.
What's it like, being on the team?
>>63614702
The lack of diversity in his striking game. He can't even throw memekicks.
>Woke up today
>Remember Howdy Honda Housey got blown the fuck out
Today was a good day.
>>63614709
you can watch bendo vs thatch now!
>be the change you want to see in the world
Who /waitingisthehardestpart/ here?
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63614705
if you rewatch this from the behind angle, ronda literally punched holly's fist into her own face
also patios are the hardest captchas
>>63614719
Watch out for those memekicks, guys.
I want to relive that moment over and over and over again.
Cheered for that KO like an autist.
Weidman Liverpool
>>63614734
heem me now
wake me up for 194 weekend
What went wrong?
>there are people, in this thread, who literally held their breath waiting for Ronda to win the fight
Why are MMA fans so completely illiterate when it comes to understanding the sport?
>>63614719
Memekick aren't part of his game or needed. He already has an impeccable sense of distance and his footwork and timing make it easy for him to close in when he wants to. His boxing gets better every fight as does the diversity and efficiency of his kicks.
>tfw we will never get Bork vs Fedor because Kek Lesnar wants to do le mandrama
Hold me
>Douglas might be a bigger upset
>might
Man Rogan has Rondas cock so far up his ass
>>63614770
No one cares about cancer kids. She should have promised newds.
>>63614770
She probably hopes Uncle Dana will bail her out at the last minute so she can save face.
>>63614780
Ok what's wrong with her arm pits
>>96
fuck weidman the bandwagoning faggot, Liverpool is an Irish team
>>63614773
Weidman's boxing is surprising in the way it gets such significant results while looking so... sludgey? Gritty. Court McGee-esque
I love listening to Dana bust a nut about these plastic surgeons he employs.
>>63614666
>JJ broke her hand during the fight
when will this smile be ruined?
>>63614770
How long before the deadline? I could give her like 200 if she puts out feet pics 2bh desu senpai
>>63614813
That simply isn't true. His footwork is fantastic.
>>63614770
I didn't even know kids can get breast cancer
>>63614815
>cropping out the uggo
based anon
>>63614734
>>63614734
Post your rumblr. Come through to my gym. We teach rookies like you respect pretty fast.
>tfw not only was Ronda btfo, but she was btfo in a fashion so spectacular she could never hope to emulate it no matter how hard she tried
>>63614815
december 10th
>>63614814
Can he make her mole go away?
why is Ronda such a QT after she got knocked out?
>>63614822
Today is the deadline. Midnight PST technically.
#Breaking: The Belagio had to shut down bets on Saturday night, due to all the winning bets on Holly Holm - Dana on Rogan podcast @ 24:00
Apparently, a bunch of GOOFS parlayed the Holm victory with a college football upset and heem'd the bookmakers!
>>63614869
>When your moms beats you up but tells you it was cause she loves you
>>63614826
Nah you know what I mean, don't deny what your heart says, onee-san. His boxing is like... all substance, no memery. I think that's it. Functional, but not quite aesthetic to a g*d-damn casual like ME
>Dana takes sleeping pills
Fucking dropped.
>>63614886
Why do you keep calling him your older sister
>>63614880
>Tfw can imagine a group of bros pitching in 20k to win half a mill.
>>63614884
The background captures it too! The dark side on the left, the light side on the right.. Reebok in the middle. W-wew
>>63614815
Hopefully soon.
why is Greg Jackson so chill?
>>63614884
This is the look girls give me when I try to hit on them tbqh.
Also the way Ronda talks and pronounces words is reminiscent of how my ex used to talk so you can bet I enjoyed that SHEEM even more than you lot.
I have a question for /heem/. I hope you can take the time out of your day to answer it.
Have you grown to like Paige VanZant more or less over time?
>>63614666
Jesus. Weidman's a very large chap.
>>63614884
look at her face, I just wanna snuggle her (and then maybe let her shit on my chest)
>>63614930
because he's been master-minding shit like this for years now
>we were supposed to win
>>63614938
hated her from the off because I wanted Curran to win... since then the hatred has only grown as more about her has come to light
>>63612110
>>63612110
>Gastelum
>Lamas
>Cejudo
>Silva
>>63614879
Kek
>inb4 7k donation from Dana McMahon
>it's a joe tells the hotel fire story episode
You guys gotta listen to the JRE episode with Dana on a plane. This is gold. They are trashing Rhonda for supporting the Bernout!
Tony Hinchcliffe is the most annoying person in the world
>>63614886
I agree he isn't a particularly flashy fighter if that is what you need. He is efficient, aggressive, and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>63614938
Literally zero interest.
>>63612110
>Gastelum
>Lamas
>Cejudo
>Silva
>>63614938
More, but I don't pay much attention to her, and even less to the fanzant spammers. As long as she looks this good >>63614815 I'll be a fan!
>>63614969
I was pretty excited for the podcast until I heard that obnoxious faggots voice
>>63614973
I'm glad we could reach a consensus. Which Weidman performance has been your favourite so far?
lmao how has this not been posted yet
https://twitter.com/Brazzers/status/666374169597231104
>>63615009
Holy shit fucking destroyed
>>63614930
He's an interesting fellow. Here's an interview from earlier this year if you want some insight
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/10/7524465/interview-exclusive-everything-you-always-wanted-to-know-about-greg-jackson-ufc-mma
>>63615009
what does it say? naughty content is blocked my lappy toppy
is this natural?
>>63614961
>it's a Rogan says something is "really weird" episode
>it's a Rogan says something is "fascinating" episode
>it's a Rogan doesn't realize his podcasts are twice as long as they should be episode
>>63615009
lel
>>63615009
Fucking kek
>>63615068
based
>>63614666
ABLs BTFO
>>63615069
>>63614961
>both post greentext
>both post pics of lisa simpson
That is AMAZING.
>>63615006
>>63615006
vs Anderson I is my favorite mma moment
vs machida is favorite fight for a quality watch
Vs belfort for lols
Vs Munoz for brutal gore
Best feeling in the world. Still trying to process and take it all in. There aren't enough words to express what I am feeling. Thank you @ufc for the opportunity and most of all thank you to my team for believing in me. All the hours in the gym and all the years of dedication to help me get to this moment. This is a priceless moment and I could not have done this on my own. @mmacoachwink its been 17 years and one hell of a ride. Let's see where it goes from here! Greg Jackson and @izzystylewrestling ... My transition to mma would not be possible without you. All of the coaching and teammates @jacksonwink_mma ...... You are my family and love you all so much! I only hope to make you proud and be a good champion. And to all of my fans..... I would not be able to live the dream without you. Much love to you all!! Big hugs to everyone! #ANDNEW
>>63614846
hopefully
but i don't think anyone in her division is capable of knocking out teeth
>>63615061
>that vagoo
muh dick
>>63615009
>>63615068
>>63615074
fucking savage m8
>>63615061
>she fails drug test
can you imagine?!
>>63615103
Ohh that Munoz fight... that standing counter elbow was ridiculorino, and the non-stop barrage on the ground as Josh Rosenthal just kind of watched was messed uuuuuupppp
>>63615110
TYBHH
>>63615009
Savage
>>63615074
literally perfect
i don't want to see her naked even in the dark tho
>>63615110
>tfw eventually Holly will turn into a decision machine and people will turn on her
>>63615099
>it's a Aussie getting mad at 1st worlders for wasting his limited internet with 6kb thumbnails post
>>63615149
They should do it as a live stream so Rogan and Schaub can record a porn companion alongside
>>63615061
never realized how big her clit is. test clit?
>>63615009
BTFO
>>63615110
Be polite
Be professional
Have a plan to murder everyone you meet
How you want your record fampai?
J U S T
![mMciGj2[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/SFku03h.jpg "mMciGj2[1].webm")
>>63615149
here's one of her tits, in profile
>>63615178
i still don't know how schaub managed to bang her without vomiting
>>63615061
>Holly "Growth" Holmones
>natty
shiggydiggydoooooooo
>It's a Dana and Joe circlejerk where they talk about how they haven't changed at all over the years and are great friends episode
>>63615110
Thank you based Holly. You are a true legend.
>>63614938
I think she's a fun aggressive fighter
>>63615208
>that hairline
>>63615206
R A R E
A
R
E
looks yummy desu
>>63615068
That the legit account?
>>63615218
Cordeiro in charge of supplying roids
Dana is considering doing a comedy roast of fighters/etc. live on UFC GoofPass™
what did she mean by this
>>63615276
Has Rogan ever roasted anyone?
anyone know where I can see the full fight again??
>>63615276
should bring back Uncle Chael for that
Belgium vs Spain match called off lads might be another happening
>>63615292
"You better get really angry and charge at me like a mongoloid otherwise I'm going to lose this fight"
>>63615308
We can retell it to you, if you'd like.
>>63614884
edmond looks like a 1920s horror film villain here
>>63615276
>>63615303
comedians whose standup isn't that good can be great at roasting, i need to see a clip of rogan roasting someone
>>63615292
Is that Ronda? She looks hot in this pic tbqhwy pham
>>63615308
http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x3dvcgc
>>63615160
I will never turn on her. Ever.
>>63614666
>you will never see Weidman heem Demba Ba and then Jon Jones runs over him
>>63615332
i saw the fight but i just wanted to see it again smartass
>>63615292
>when 135 pounds puts you in Auschwitz mode
>>63615046
But 4chan is naughty content.
>>63615358
thank you sir!
>>63615046
are you at work at midnight? or is that a UK government thing?
What's your favorite gym?
>Jon Jones
>Holly Holm
>Cerrone
>Condit
>Waterson
>Kyle Noke
I mean, does your favorite gym think it can even compete?
>>63615364
Okay so HoHo walks out to whatever, and then RoRo charges out to don't give a f*ck about your reputation. Then Bruce Buffer says it's time, and then -- are you keeping up? -- RoRo has a go at HoHo, but then Holly doesn't let RoRo have a go. Then HoHo sits down on a punch for the first time in her entire MMA career and slams home a siiiiiiiiiiick left straight right down the rifled barrel and RoRo can't stand it!
>>63615413
add Murr in there too
>>63615413
>Diego Sanchez
>>63615410
nah my internet is playing up for some reason, random websites not loading and im too lazy to get out of bed to reboot it
>>63615413
Get in my guard, bro
I couldn't focus on the JJ vs Laterneau fight live. Is it worth rewatching?
>>63615292
The difference between weigh in ronda and fight night ronda....
Post your favorite undefeated athletes
>>63615303
Schaub
>>63615359
I feel the same way, except about Ronda.
>>63615451
Tri-Star has a lot of young talent coming through
>Ro-Mac
>Sage
>Duffy
>Breese
get excite
>>63615464
>>63615419
>slams home a siiiiiiiiiiick left straight right down the rifled barrel and RoRo can't stand it!
lol'd
>>63615413
Tristar.
Because they have the best Youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3stwtCmWTA
>>63615413
>tfw forgot I had saved this webm and wondered what it was
nice surprise desu
>>63615480
what do you reckon she's like in bed?
>>63615478
Don't forget EB Arnold Allen
>>63615457
It was good competitive muay thai but if you're a casual or looking for big action and people getting rocked it's not for you
>>63615489
Damn Curry is literally a manlet by NBA standards.
>>63615464
Me on the left
>>63615483
ty based Tommy
>>63615511
didn't he was at Tri-Star desu, i was there live for his ufc debut ;)
>>63615524
>picture is different from thumbnail
what is this gook sorcery
>>63615489
The two most skilled competitors at their respective sport.
>>63615197
12-1
>12-1
12-1
>12-1
Dana called in the BEST plastic surgeon in Australia to sow Rhonda's lip up (from the inside out) because he knew the doctors wouldn't do as good of a job.
>>63615489
i wonder if weidman can dunk
>>63615413
Kings MMA
>Fabricio Werdum
>Rafael Dos Anjos
>Lyoto Machida
>Shogun Rua
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Beneil Dariush
>Wanderlei Silva
>Gabi Garcia
>>63615553
>the BEST plastic surgeon in Australia
That's like getting the hottest woman in Britain.
>>63615553
Why do people keep mocking Australia's plastic surgeons?
>>63615553
>rhonda
maybe some sort of drug testing muckup in Brazilch?
>>63615595
>there are literally men competing for Carla Esparza
so what's up with Ronda head coach? edmond??
>>63615553
Gotta make sure the cash cow still looks pretty enough for those MetroPCS commercials.
>>63615587
This is the same country that awarded Alex Chambers a degree in physics and mathematics.
>>63615627
the best in the business.
>>63615636
Could you imagine her trying to do that Carl's Jr advertisement a day after the fight? Opening her mouth so wide her stitches pop out and her lip tears open again as she enjoys that french toast sandwich
>>63615627
He's broke as fuck
>>63615572
Like half those people don't fight at Kings mma
This little twerp on rogancast cant pronounce Joanna's name correctly and its pissing me off
>>63615627
he's just a boxing coach, and ronda stays with him despite this because he's her pseudodaddy
>>63615674
Rogan at least corrects him but I said it before, he's not really on it that much
>JOHANNA
>>63615587
American plastic surgeons have a lot to answer for 2bqh
>>63615668
You sure about that?
>>63615651
You're one sick and twisted freak!
>>63615621
>drug testing muckup
>muckup
I think that implies it was an accident, friend. You really thing the Brazilian MMA commission is going to drug test?
>>63615695
i guess dana doesn't take care of his ring girls quite the same. i think you and i could have winged it and done at least that good of a job.
>tfw you will never bite Dana's daughter's ear off
>>63615719
They will if someone bribes them enough to.
relevant
HOw fucking awesome IS JJ Champion!?!?1?! i fucking love her!!!!!!!!
hey bros what firefox add-on will let me download videos from this site:
http://bestinmma.blog*REMOVE*spot.com/2015/08/claudia-gadelha-vs-jessica-aguilar-ufc.html
>>63615773
dats raycisss
I still feel warm and fuzzy from Sat
This must be what morning after sex with a qt feels like
>>63615774
the fact that she broke her hand in the 1st and still went on to break the record for significant strikes is amazing
i wonder if her being on the same card as the biggest upset ever will boost her some more, or if she'll be a forgotten footnote overall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Zsp-uHZmo
>>63615773
oh right Arianny and Rousey had some back and forth didn't they? Where's that anon who follows her on snapfuck? What's she doing there?
>>63615499
really shy but enjoys it
If you asked to go down on her she'd have the covers all the way up to her eyes and quietly muffle "ok" behind a nervous giggle
as you're licking and poking away gradually she stops being so tense and looks up at the heavens feeling a slight twinge of guilt as she plays with her nipples, almost in disbelief at herself for doing it and how naughty she is
then you go for a cheeky little clit nibble but it's too intense and she does a weird jerky thing cause she can't take it so you just go back to doing your thing and slowly working that hedonistic side of her that you know is deep down within her
you're rubbing her legs down and curling your index and middle finger to put pressure on the vaginal walls which causes severe leakage, all the while whispering to her that she's the champ and she deserves every orgasm you're going to deliver tonight
that's when you slowly start to move up, lightly pressing your tongue and lips across her smooth and toned golden stomach, so invested and focused on your job that you are she can't even see your face as you're buried in her body
as you reach her breasts you now have both knees on the mattress and are ready to flatten yourself out, your lips are the perfect receptacle for her phenomenally erect nips and the tiniest nibble sends shockwaves of joy and pleasure throughout her entire body
she's so wet and her head feels like it's going to explode trying to indulge in the millions of ecstatic signals being sent to her brain
you're finally face to face, she can barely see your face hidden behind your fringe as you look up from her sweat drenched body, just briefly gazing into her eyes before embracing her with a high pressure kiss that makes her feel weightless and as though she has given her soul over to you
the tip of your thick veiny penis has been sliding up and down her neat and barely touched labia this whole time, her tight hole dripping wet just inviting it in
>>63614938
I'm not interested in just about any meme fighter. When PVZ fights, I'll be interested but until then I don't care about her news. It's the same shit with Sage Northcutt.
>>63615911
Damn nigga he didn't ask you for a hentai fanfiction
>>63615899
amazing
>>63615911
h-hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzbYPo1eqEw
Get is the iq points Honda lost from that kick
How do we stop Greg "Winkelstein" Jackson?
>>63615980
g*d could you imagine being rousey in that moment? the most devastating moment in your life, and the only person there to comfort you is edmond of all people.
>>63615911
>>63615996
Champione, Champione... that was beautiful.
>>63615911
>which causes severe leakage
>>63615899
>Tfw that head KO will always be shown in Holm's future fights no matter what
I will never tire of seeing it, it's as burnt into my brain as it is in Rousey's mind.
>>63615980
Man, that's kinda depressing. Edmond is a fucking weirdo.
>>63615996
>It's okay, it's okay
>You still looked good, she wasn't getting the better of you in the striking exchanges
>You're the greatest
>I love you baby
>I need more money btw
>>63615903
>>63615773
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/02/arianny-celeste-on-ufc-champ-ronda-rouseys-criticism-i-see-her-as-a-big-bully
Has anyone ever gotten btfo that badly then come back better in the rematch?
>>63616061
“I think people don’t realize how much work it is to be a model, be a host, be an Octagon Girl,” Celeste said. “Not only are you walking around in a bathing suit where people are critiquing you for that, but try having a camera in your face and showing your personality and being a host of a TV show. Trying being like a live mannequin and having clients put you in a million different outfits, and you’re wanting to go home, but you’re not able to because you have 50 different more outfits. It’s not as easy as it looks or seems to be in my shoes. And not a lot of people would know that unless they were in my shoes.
“I’m tired of the bullying, and I’m not going to let it happen to me or any of the other Octagon Girls.”
>>63616089
no. not that badly.
>>63616089
Tim Sylvia
GSP
and other GOATs
>>63616089
Well, GSP vs Serra 2
But GSP wasn't dominated the way Honda was.
>>63616089
Has anyone even been btfo that badly before ever?
>>63616092
Breaking: Model is surprised when she has to model
Bit ridiculous to read desu
>>63616115
Barao
Ronda hate is getting tiresome. She just got heemed and people are abandoning ship.
Focus on holly and qtpi instead
Lads do you ever think we're taking it too far
Rogan might have had a point
Looks like Marc Goddard took the Ronda KO particularly hard :(
>>63616110
I forgot Tim Sylvia was a beast before old man Couture humbled him.
>>63616134
I wonder what she smells like there.
Who /Gina/ here?
She did it for us.
She did it!
>>63616089
Cain got BTFO by one punch from JDS
He came back to pummel the hell out of JDS twice.
Now JDS rarely even fights anymore.
>>63616134
>qtpi
m8 come on it's qt3.14
Or as I've seen recently, qtp2t
>>63616138
>Rogan might have had a point
That being?
>>63616119
Did you even read? She's saying it isn't easy, but she does it and keeps her smile while doing so. It's pretty commendable tbqhwyf
She's not complaining she has to model, she's complaining people think it's an easy job and just show your tits and that's it.
>>63616147
Freshly baked polish bread
>>63616147
kielbasa and sauerkraut
>>63616128
nah, barao at least looked like he had a chance. Ronda had no chance whatsoever. Looked awful.
>>63616138
the way she staggers just before the kick is almost as satisfying as the knockout #exposed #fraud etc etc
>>63616138
if Ronda hadn't acted like a complete cunt and the border-line creepy Rogan hype hadn't been so unbearable, then yes
but fuck Ronda, women's 135 just got a lot more interesting
What do you guys think about Belfort vs Silva II? Dana said that is the fight he wants to see next for them and Vitor is on board.
>>63616138
No.
Talk shit, get hit.
>>63616138
Kek imagine if she hit Holly with a spinning back fist
>>63616157
He said she puts her body on the line for us famalam and the people laughing at her are total cunts and are the weakest part of humanity or some shit
>>63616154
Getting caught is different from being dominated. If Holly landed that head kick in the 1st minute of the 1st round I'd say Ronda stood a chance at the rematch cause she only "got caught" but damn, her stand up was damn near comical compared to Holm
>>63616174
I mostly agree with you but when she had Holm on the ground she certainly had a shot.
>>63616134
There's no need to be upset.
>>63616196
i'm down. really don't want to see silva lose though.
>>63616186
Imagine Cyborg vs Holm, who do you think would win?
Keep in mind Cyborg still has those residual steroid gains
>>63616134
>Miesha Taint will never win by flying assoplata after a boring 25 minute masterful display of wrasslefucking and bullying in a catchweight bout over Joanna Qt
>>63616206
Not really, there wasn't anything really threatening or something even loosely locked. Holly got out pretty quickly and it was more just an attempt
>>63616201
She was rocked, doubt she even knew what was going on
>>63616206
true, but the armbar wasn't even that close. holly was just way too strong and got out of that situation fast.
>>63616138
After the shit she pulled at the weigh ins, along with the "you're fake" wwe style divas promo, along with "she's a super hero, best fighter ever but not just in this sport, in any sport", along with not touching gloves, I have never wanted to see someone get blown out this badly ever, and I probably never will, and if that's me taking it too far then it's cause they took it too far with the hype machine.
For fuck sake even Serena is more dominant than her and she makes like 20 times more
>>63616196
>>63616215
even though the knockout was amazing, part of me wishes that fight had played out differently, Belfort had a lot to offer in that fight just got btfo before he could do anything
>>63616138
I can't look at Ronda's face during the whole 2nd roumd and not picture her going "oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit"
>>63616201
hah that'd be great
there's this romanian fight where something a bit like that happened! give me a sec to find it.
>>63616196
I'm not mad at that fight.
Anderson Silva vs Michael Bisping and Tim Kennedy vs Vitor Belfort seems more likely
Thales Leites vs Gegard Mousasi
I'm massively upset that Stephen Thompson didn't step up to fight Don Hyun Kim in Seoul. How fun would that have been?
>>63616231
WEW LAD
>>63615911
nigga she is a muscly bitch
she may be cute and classy after the fight with Ronda and she surely gave us some good webms to enjoy but sex with her would feel like fucking your ripped homie wearing a wig in the ass
>>63616220
i think Cyborg would lose to Holm, and STILL would lose to Rousey
Cyborg-Tate for contender, Holm-Nunes for next title fight sounds fun imo
>>63616220
probably cyborg. she's stronger, faster, hits harder, more ferocious. Most likely a better ground game, probably can take her down.
>>63616269
This is it right here, I think she accepted her fate at this point
>>63616201
>>63616273
here we go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYopZNu3WWE
>>63616286
>Grease
Pay debts.
Also sex with a fit chick is amazing. You should try it some time.
