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Upcoming MMA events:
November 20 - Bellator 146, WSOF 25
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum, ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Alves vs Henderson
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale
mmaDigest update: https://youtu.be/P_NeX9QfEaY
>Ronda releases a statement
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/15/9741248/ronda-rousey-releases-statement-after-ufc-193-loss
>JJ broke her hand during the fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/15/9740184/ufc-champ-joanna-jedrzejczyk-has-broken-right-hand-needs-surgery
>fight card for this weekend
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/fight-card-tv-info-and-start-time-for-saturdays-ufc-fight-night-78-gastelum-vs-magny
>Zahabi breakdown of Holm vs rousey
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/16/9742130/ufc-193-video-ronda-rousey-vs-holly-holm-full-fight-breakdown-firas-zahabi
Legal free fights
>Ronda va Bethe
https://youtu.be/yKHV3KVDess
>Ronda vs Zingano
https://youtu.be/5a6GghIcsh8
>Overeem vs Bigfoot
https://youtu.be/tYq8vSfBtew
>JJ vs penne
https://youtu.be/wDptf-lY4GA
>Holm vs Reneau
https://youtu.be/0uwHbn59oOE
>Letourneau vs Rakoczy
https://youtu.be/B1mXXBq2Z2M
>Arlovski vs Browne
https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
>Magny vs Hyun Gyu Lim
https://youtu.be/ckBhzGSueVw
>Gastelum vs marquardt
https://youtu.be/2psKD2eEEa0
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
First for Holly
>>63607157
>Alves vs Henderson
Shit op tbqph
4th for the upcoming freakshow Bellator card
>>63607171
kek
LOL
Is Ronda the 20 something Todd Duffee of the 30 something crowd?
#pray4ronda
is the chris OP a new meme?
>>63607206
y-you're a meme
>>63607194
that right, holy fuck bud
>>63607181
lol bretty gud eh
>>63607206
>new
are you fuckin new?
>>63607170
literally talked his way out of this ticket like the social butterfly he is
>>63607230
reminder to always be honest and respectful with cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIC6U6gmVU
>>63607206
Welcome to the Weidman era
>>63607223
yeah actually i am new. just starting coming to /heem/ on saturday but ive been a fan of mma for years
>>63607157
>JJ broke her hand during the fight
>>63607289
welcome senpai
>>63607189
Fuck u goof
>>63607292
Didn't even notice, damn shame
Wonder at what point it happened, didn't really notice in the fight itself
Can you feel your hype growing?
https://youtu.be/OOi3wntPWkE
Any footage of Holm embracing her husband? She seemed to completely ignore him the whole time except for a shout out in the interview
>Ronda will never EVER get married unless it's to complete trash
>>63607319
schaub dumped her ass lol
>>63607316
Yes.
Plz no one get injured
>>63607330
You have to sacrifice one other main event this year to keep 194 intact, which main event do you curse?
>>63607316
look at the cgi belt on conor
JUST
>>63607335
There literally been like 30 main or comain events cancelled or rescheduled this year, I think we have made enough sacrifices to keep dece,bet in tact.
The gods can have the fightpass card if they really need something.
>>63607335
Paige/Rose obviously that fight is going to be so bad
>that cute, teary giggle Holly lets out before the backflip
>>63607359
>Rose choking Paige out is gonna be bad
Who are you? Who hurt you?
>>63607383
bruh it's a 5 round fight, Rose will rush the fuck out of PVZ and fail to get the finish en route to gassing hard, PVZ will be timid as fuck finally fighting someone who is more aggressive than she is. First round might be fun but the following 4 will be fucking awful, I hope I need to take a massive dump when that fights on, I'm watching for Sage
>>63607391
>Ronda breaks her keg next fight
>>63607395
>I hope I need to take a massive dump when that fights on
Don't let your dreams be memes, stuff your gullet with cheap food all day! Go down to those famous London markets, the Borroughs Markets I think they're called? Yeah and get lots of stuff there.
>>63607401
I'm thinking snapped arm when Holm stuffs her takedown
Not sure if sheem blanky or sheem devo but either way Ronda looked really cute when she lost
Holm looked really cute when she won too
>>63607402
lmao
>>63607408
Concussed Ronda is best Ronda
Now we can all see what Travis Browne sees in her
>>63607405
Shogun style?
>>63607408
Uguu~ af desu senpai
goldie literally ruined the fight for me.
i can't rewatch it without getting upset.
>>63607420
A target?
Round 1 4 minutes 10 seconds to go is the exact moment Ronda learns fear
>>63607421
didn't Coleman celebrate like crazy after this too?
>>63607431
Don't reply to me again. I don't want to speak to you.
>>63607440
he celebrated by tossing a gook around
>>63607431
>Uguu~
>>63607440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ocfgF9ZzE
>>63607311
I think it was in the second half. She threw a few standing elbows at range and was shaking her hand occasionally to her side.
>>63607435
50 seconds in or 50 secs left?
>>63607430
What is the point in that screen cap?
>>63607435
could argue it begins with 4:35 left
after that exchange Ronda's mouth never closed again
>>63607432
ROCKSTAR
O
C
S
T
A
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>>63607457
lel
>>63607459
50 seconds in
>>63607391
Coming from a guy who had to be roided to the gills to beat someone a weightclass below him to a decision. How inspirational.
You guys REALLY, REALLY like WMMA.
>>63607463
lol it's all going to come true
>>63607481
Literally all we have been talking about for the past month. It is, after all, the current year.
>>63607481
I just like showtunes
>>63607486
Rockhold beating Chris isn't some big blow to the UFC dude, only MMA fans even know who he is
>>63607468
>>63607432
m8 he was just trying to put a sly reference to the song they were using
SO SO WHAT
I'M STILL A ROCKSTAR
Genius commentating desu
>>63607481
We all know wmma is shit compared to the male version but it's that piece of shit you can't help but look at as you flush it down the toilet
>>63607486
Based on what? would be worth something if it was posted before Ronda got heemd, but it is just a random compilation of shit unproven predictions.
>>63607481
memes aside I honestly don't mind it
Joanna Champion is based
>>63607481
It's an emotional rollercoaster
>>63607504
I think Rousey getting knocked out really shut up the people who hated WMMA because she always won in like 30 seconds
>>63607504
>Joanna Champion is based
I'm so glad we can agree on the important things.
The most important of which is that she's a qtp2t
>>63607497
<3
Official approved topics for /heem/
1. WMMA
2. Fashion
3. Television set ups
4. Memes
5. Danas Twitter account
Anything else should be taken to >>>/asp/
Please include this in all future ops
>>63607512
I like the my wrestling training is watching UFC double leg
>>63607518
how do i get traps like ronda?
>>63607514
>qtp2t
First time I've seen that, took me a little bit
>>63607518
i won't.
>>63607480
rekt
>>63607432
same
>Nobody dolts... doubts the skill that every..
OHHH, she is tagging her! Ronda's standing right in front of her and she's not taking her head off the center line and her face is getting lit up right now!!
>but you cannot
OHHH! Again!
>BUTYOUCANNOTGET THATEXPERIENCE ON THE FEET LIKE HOLLY HAS
God I fucking hate him so much, his bullshit reading off of a piece of paper works okay in slow paced fights but these high octane ones with the crowd going crazy and strikes constantly landing he is fucking awful, and he constantly tries to talk over Rogan, Stann and Florian
>>63607535
What does it stand for?
quick time to pull two transformers? (all I could come up with)
>>63607544
>rekt
You know Anderson silva most likely isn't reading this thread?
>>63607493
>Rockhold beating Chris isn't some big blow to the UFC dude,
His PPV numbers aren't massive but, as a champion, they're higher than a lot of others.
>>63607550
Cutie patootie
>>63607481
115 > 135
>>63607549
I don't think Goldberg has it any more, or maybe he didn't know where to get coke in Melb
>>63607526
you want us to talk about Kingdom on /asp/?
>>63607549
His brief NFL commentary career was pretty funny too, along with his twitter rageout after
>>63607557
Rockhold would draw more. His style is more spectacular and he's better looking.
>>63607557
Yeah but Rockhold is a marketable guy too is my point, it's hardly RDA beating Pettis-tier
>>63607557
That's because of middleweight being a bigger draw than manlets, not because of Weidman. Rockhold would be just as marketable as Weidman, the UFC is probably not very invested in the outcome of that fight.
>>63607575
Chris is more cuddly though :3
>>63607557
>Ronda
>#4 p4p in the world
>>63607563
Yeah, scripted fighting +storylines got moved over there.
>There's a lot of guys her size she could beat. I mean, a lot. If you took the roster of the UFC's bantamweights, 135 pounds, and you paired them up against Ronda Rousey, she might be able to beat 50 percent of them. That's not a joke.
>>63607592
sounds like /tv/ to me
>>63607579
The real nightmare is Yoel/Jacare beating the champ
Especially Yoel
>>63607557
Joanna just beat someone 2 weight classes above her she is now #1 p4p
"Once in a lifetime doesn't apply to Ronda Rousey. It's once ever in human history."
>>63607606
Valerie seriously needed to use her wrestling more. It's what won her last fight. I know she comes from kickboxing but like, take a lesson from a certain dominant Canadian champion mang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eusEuTnBfyM
>tfw no QT Polish gf
>>63607612
Props to Joe for not blatantly playing favourite during the fight like he's done for others. Maybe that's just because he didn't get a chance lol.
>>63607618
lol she wanted to but couldn't
>>63607618
Good luck, once Claudia wins the title that division is locked down
https://youtu.be/3eYCnFFckmk
>>63607605
>NO FOR GAY JESUS
>>63607596
Out of all the rousey tittle fight he had to pick this one to bet his life savings fucking dumbass
i hope this is real
>>63607621
>you will never get to have a bubble bath surrounded by lit candles and rose petals with her with Polish music playing softly in the background while she makes a beard on herself with the bubbles
>>63607637
i literally almost did the same for Fedor vs Werdum
>>63607639
>>63607639
>>63607639
Need some insight pls
>>63607637
yeah it is real it was me
I can survive it just means I have to eat frozen fish fingers and pasta for the next 5 years and sell my car
>>63607633
Only a failed USADA test can save them now
and in the 1 in a billion chance she's completely clean dear lord she's such a better athlete than anyone else in that division
>>63607633
I hope that little hue cunt dies in a car crash or pic related, she bored me to absolute tears in her last fight.
WHat the fuck does 'heem' even mean? Is it the sound a person makes when they take a shit?
>>63607666
It's the sound of a dying giraffe
>>63607666
just bleed man...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heme
>>63607666
>handsome
>Europeans
>exchanging
>memes
We started as a place to trade rare Schaubs but it has turned into just general mma discussion.
>>63607674
dead meme
dead career
>>63607666
The root word of heematoma. Makes you think, doesn't it?
If you were USADA drug tested right now what would you test positive for?
>>63607689
The dangerous performance enhancing drug that is cannabis
>>63607689
Whiskey
>>63607605
Honestly Yoel winning would be fucking hilarious
>I'm here with the new champ Yoel, just a truly amazing victory, congratulations, how does it feel to be the champ?
>America, what you faggot always show no for man america?
>>63607689
If they pulled this mask off I would die:
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Among benzodiazepines, lorazepam has possible physical addiction potential.[5] Lorazepam also has misuse potential; the main types of misuse are for recreational purposes.[10] Long-term effects of benzodiazepines include tolerance, dependence, benzodiazepine withdrawal syndrome, and cognitive impairments which may not completely reverse after stopping treatment. In most people cognitive impairment is not severe. Withdrawal symptoms can range from anxiety and insomnia to seizures and psychosis
>>63607700
ha i love that reporter
>>63607708
Read it in his voice. The man is truly hilarious.
>decide to see where Holly Holm is ranked in the debate for the greatest female boxer
>come across this
http://sporteology.com/top-10-female-boxers-time/11/
top fucking kek
Does anyone have webms of Joannas front face kick and neck kick in this last fight?
>The main event of UFC 193 was one of those fights that fans will remember for the rest of their lives. Everyone will remember where they were and who they were with when Holly Holm knocked the previously undefeated Ronda Rousey out cold with a thunderous left head kick.
>tfw was with heem
>>63607720
https://kat.cr/ufc-193-ronda-rousey-vs-holly-holm-pdtv-x264-tx-sparrow-t11590929.html
>>63607723
>tfw was standing up on my swively chair in pure shock as i watched holm send rousey into meme history
>then sitting back down and typing heeeeeeem in all caps and failing the captcha like 10 times
No mma hour this week. Rogan and Dana podcast should be up today and a new Monday morning analyst.
>>63607732
>tfw heart is so unhealthy it was literally 120 bpm and POUNDING lying down in bed watching it
There's a Russian pwning a bunch of /box/ shitposters right now
>>63569728
>>63569728
>>63607750
It's weird because I didn't get the big fight feel like with McGregor/Mendes going in, but by the second minute of the fight I was fucking enthralled
What a great fight, legit show your kids sorta shit
>>63607723
At a sports bar with da m8s. There's a girl there, friend of a friend, who's a 'big fan of ronda', the whole night saying shit like
>oh ronda rousey? THAT is my girl.
>I love her so much I named my car Honda Rousey
>it's more than a girl crush lel
>Oh see that clip right there?? That's where she snapped the girls arm!!! In 16 seconds!!!
>Yeah, she is One. Bad. Chick.
Bit my tongue the whole night
>>63607772
>bar
disgusting
>>63607772
Should have whipped it out and whacked out a fat wad right there when the replays started rolling
Is McGregor a gypsy or just a normal Irish man?
>>63607786
Meet women doing volunteer work and at small local book stores. No good female has ever stepped foot in a bar.
>>63607786
Luckily we got a seat on the patio by ourselves. In my small town there's only 3 places that show the fight and ones a casino out of town
>>63607772
ooo ouch m8, I bet the finish was extra sweet for you
booked today off cause I knew my bodyclock would be fucked but I can't wait to go into work tomorrow and make a huge fucking deal out of this to the fat casual bitches who spent the last two weeks calling everyone DNBs and saying they want to do crossfit
>>63607720
Here's Hunto's front kick
>>63607796
It's OK I was just pranking.
>>63607815
This is what an Islander looks like when they've been training all day erryday in tropical Thailand
still no comment from Rousey?
I look forward to 194 approaching so there will be more Weidman focused discussion. Much needed palate cleanser from the non stop Ronda talk we've had.
>>63607720
Here's Joanna's front kick.
Today is the deadline. She won't be "getting a new do."
She is delivering the check herself of course.
>Hi I'm a celebrity, this money should cover your cancer medication for 3 days
>>63607723
I've been missing a lot of the actual even threads lately because I go to my old man's house, but I usually get back to catch the aftermath.
It seemed like the threads for 193 were fucking incredibly fast
>>63607831
She did comment you retarded fucking clown
Jesus Christ get a fucking clue
It takes 2 (two) seconds to visit a news site
How come Ronda couldn't adapt to that punch?
Like holy fuck set up the take down, get out of the range, do something else besides fucking walk into every hit shes giving.
Glad shes gone, she was only good because all other women fighters suck ass.
>>63607840
Or y-you guys could r-read my dank OPs :'(
>>63607835
Honestly, Valerie turning her head and wincing visibly and holding the pose for multiple seconds whenever she got tagged was fucking embarrassing.
>>63607792
i don't know, he's ugly af desu senpai
>>63607847
I hate to break it to you but nobody really cares all that much
>>63607834
I think Weidman is great, but I don't know if hes still a true beast. I want him to fight someone younger and faster.
>>63607842
you answered your own question.
rouseys standup fucking sucks.
lennox lewis trashed rousey calling her an amateur and hes right.
>>63607847
Medal for your efforts :)
>>63607840
pls no bully dundee-senpai
>>63607853
what if he dies like zyzz?
>>63607847
lol bud nobody reads the OP
>>63607815
This reminds me of a leg kick that Rosholt threw in the Struve fight that was so fucking pathetic that we rewound it and watched it again and again laughing. I wish there was a clip of it
>Rousey's coach, Edmond Tarverdyan later explained that Rousey simply followed the gameplan set ahead of the fight.
>"The game plan was pressing," Tarverdyan told ESPN. "We knew Holly Holm was going to keep the distance. So we had to feint and get inside and pressure the right way so we can get on the side of the cage. And we've talked about that and Holly Holm did a good job with moving today and stayed calm."
>Despite Rousey's busted lip and nose at the end of the opening round, and the head kick heard around the world moments later in the second round, Edmond is not convinced that Holm was the better striker in the fight.
>"I wouldn't say in the striking game she was getting the best of Ronda, you know, but I have to watch it again. But we know this was not a striking match; we know that Ronda is smart enough to take the fight where she is best at and today she did. Holly stopped an attempt on an armbar and stopped some of the takedowns. She did a good job."
>Ultimately, Edmond revealed that Rousey will take some time off before she contemplates the next step in her career.
>"[Ronda] apologized to me -- and I told her that you are still the best and we'll talk about what the plans are after she rests," Tarverdyan said. "Certainly the girl needs rest. It's not easy to deal with everything she has been dealing with. She needs time to rest, and after she rests we'll figure out what is best for her career.
>>63607882
Holy fuck that fucking ignorance.
She got plain out skilled. She is not "the best". Holly is now the new fucking standard for having a striking game for woymyn fighters.
Maybe show some humility from losing like a fucking retard and come back next time with some more movement and adaption.
>>63607914
Rousey's mum was right.
Edmund "I make no money from coaching Ronda Rousey IRS honest" Tarverdyan is just awful.
>>63607882
sounds like she might need a rest idk
http://youtu.be/64y0xv_bb-I
>>63607514
>you will never comfort her as she apologizes for messing up the pot roast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9xDqM6VcKc
>>63607876
This one?
Lads look at my assesment of the fight from last month
>>63194383
>>63194383
>>63194383
I think that's pretty good, no? I was right about Ronda learning some double legs knowing that Holm wouldn't make clinching with her easy
>>63607962
now this is some corn to the core material right here
>>63607962
Joe Rogan made me so fucking angry when he said people are booing because they've never seen a UFC fight before.
I was seething.
>>63607953
>the way it cuts to the head kick at 4:45 after Ronda's rant
made me kek
FUCK THIS MAN. LITERAL SPORT KILLER. ALL HE DOES IS TRAIN HIS FIFHTERS RO RUN AWAY AND DONR EVEN GET ME STARTED ON 151. FUCK HIM FUCK WHAT HE DID TO RONDA AND FUCK NM
>>63607876
>>63607962
While that IS pathetic
to be fair, that could have been a setup for some hook, but he didn't do anything and looked like a retard instead.
im surprised bald tall man didn't do shit about that though
>>63607999
needs to step up his shaving game
Slowclap for lithkek
>>63080611
>>63080611
>>63080611
>>63607999
why are his ears so dank?
How is this a job? This fat neckbeard and his coworkers say no way is Holly winning but then they get to give you a technical breakdown of how she won. These faggots should get real jobs.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/16/9737436/ufc-193-holly-holm-ronda-rousey-mma-technique-knockout-ko-fight-kick-boxing-takedown-gif
>>63607999
Let's not fetishise this guy because he trained Holm, he really does breed safe decision machines
>>63607848
Oh man that was satisfying to me. Its like she almost gave up. Like she didn't want to turn back to look at the monster in her closet.
Too bad JJ broke her hand and it went to the judges
>>63607689
Nothing. Not even alcohol.
she's alive bros.
>>63608048
>congratulations holly
>>63607705
based melvin [guillard]
>>63608011
>im surprised bald tall man didn't do shit about that though
The worst part? We really should no longer be surprised when Stefan does nothing with an opportunity. Struve is the most banged up 27 year old in MMA history and he just can't light his banger anymore
>Yay, ah, if I could just get the first question here
>>63608058
She's a classless cunt
>>63608059
If only he could have kept it together...
>>63608020
he does that with every underdog on every ppv
>>63608048
I don't see it happening. This isn't going to be GSP/Hughes 1, it's going to be Lesnar/Cain. She'll fuck off to go do c list movies while her looks are intact.
>>63607750
Honestly, I can't wait until it's available on Fight Pass and I can listen to Edmond's corner mic.
Where were you when MMA was saved, this weekend?
>"My promoter was approached by some promoter named Peter [unconfirmed whether this is Peter Taylor or Brian Peters] to see if we would fight her we said gladly – do you know what your getting in to? But it would be a great fight to see who really is the best Irish fighter in the world. I am very proud of my heritage."
>holm heems honda
>mcgoat heems aldo
why is ireland so goat?
>>63607914
>Holly is now the new fucking standard for having a striking game for woymyn fighters.
>>63608099
holm is American senpai
The biggest disappointment for me was Uriah Hall not fucking doing shit.
He had the opportunity in the palm of his hands but was shut down by jedi mind trick and then got punched in the face.
I think if he was a little less shy and maybe went for some leg kicks and regular striking game more to set up his spinning shit he would have won.
>>63607549
imaging mma had someone like jim lampley
>>63608109
looks like you cant read senpai
>>63608103
So cute
;_;
>>63608099
No idea what the quote is supposed to be about
>>63608115
fuck off bro, you Irish faggots hate on the "muh heritage" shit that so many Americans pull until it's in a way that looks good
fucking mick i hope you drink yourself to death
>>63608103
They really represent their arts well. Joanna with her hard Muay Thai, and Holm with her efficient boxing
>>63607552
>that joe rogan
>>63608094
> Edmond's corner mic
- [spoiler]Beautiful work, champ.[/spoiler]
>>63608011
>>63607962
That's it. You're just a beauty bud, fucking hilarious clip.
best kick ever
>>63608128
>efficient boxing
>efficient
bro you've never watched holly box
anyone else locking themselves in to watch 3 events in 3 days in December
>>63608141
What would you call her boxing then onee-chan~?
>>63608145
fucking irish faggot, potato famine best years of my life, honestly if your whole fucking island disappeared id be fucking happy you fucking mick, fuck you
>>63608139
No I mean like, on Fight Pass, you can turn commentary off and listen to just the corner for the entire fight. Edmond was freaking the fuck out during Browne vs. Big Brown, screaming obscenities about Brendan and shit it was great. I want to hear what he was saying while Ronda was getting pieced up.
Why is Muay Thai such a popular background for MMA fighters?
>>63608048
she deserves some rest. it takes a lot of energy to be a rock star
>>63608160
its brutal
>>63608151
literally the opposite of efficient
watch her boxing matches
>Acting or producing effectively with a minimum of waste, expense, or unnecessary effort:
>>63608160
It's the easiest form of striking to learn.
>>63608160
its just an excuse for them to go to Thailand to fuck some QT ladyboys
>>63608152
your alright lad
>>63608160
Because they're not going to be making any money being professional Muy Thai fighters.
>>63608048
She's not coming back for at least a year I bet
>>63608160
it's not
>>63608151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po
>>63608171
m-mummy only lets me watch cagefighting
she says boxing is for adults only
>>63608099
>mcgoat heems aldo
The more anyone thinks about this fight the more plain it becomes that this is not a possibility.
>>63608180
ufc 200
>>63608174
Thai ladyboys aren't qt. Real Thai girls aren't even qt. The best ladyboys are in Brazil.
>>63608160
I like how everyone answered the question as if it were valid. Literally saying karate would have made more sense, let alone bjj or wrestling.
> Mixed martial arts (MMA) in the United States was sanctioned under the Unified Rules in the states of New Jersey and Nevada in 2001. By October 1, 2013, 47 U.S. states had regulated the sport. As of April 2014, there have been four recorded deaths resulting from sanctioned contests, Sam Vasquez in Texas on November 30, 2007 and Michael Kirkham in South Carolina on June 28, 2010 both died of cerebral hemorrhage, Tyrone Mims in South Carolina on August 11, 2012 due to an unknown cause, and Booto Guylain a Congolese fighter died on March 5, 2014 following complications resulting from a head injury experienced during an MMA bout a week earlier in South Africa.
> Because of the young age of the sport and the small number of fatalities to date, little statistical inference can be drawn. A 2006 study suggests that the risk of injury in general in MMA is comparable to that in professional boxing. For professional boxing matches, the Manuel Velazquez Boxing Fatality Collection lists 923 deaths during the 118-year period of 1890-2007.
>>63608193
It's a terrible amount of pressure for her to come back at UFC 200. She fell of her mountain I'm not sure she can handle it anymore
>>63608199
This is correct. Asians are unattractive (no offense). Brazilians at least have some European blood.
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/ronda-rouseys-ex-manager-i-created-a-monster-shes-not-a-good-person
>“I created a monster,’’ Harvey said. “She believed she was as special as the press made her out to be."
>“In a sense it was poetic justice because she’s wronged so many people that were there for her at the beginning of her career’’
>>63608208
Depends on how soon she converts to Islam
>>63608213
>Asians are unattractive
How about Sexyama?
>>63608150
can't wait senpai
parents giving me £200 to look after their cat for 4 weeks while they go on holiday so that should be a nice little boost for me to get some drugs and top notch junk food in
>>63608213
>>63608199
Erick Silva's translator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnGME9zwai8
all these people coming out of the woodwork to say what a horrible villain ms rousey is... where were they before she lost? hey? this sick world is full of two faced hippocrates
who /GAP/ here?
Poor Ronda ;__;
how can you guys hate on her so much? she's practically one of us
>grew up on the internet
>weeaboo
>plays vidya
>likes pokemon
>was bullied and excluded by her peers growing up
>has body image issues
>didn't lose her virginity until her twenties
>etc.
>>63608242
>weeaboo
stopped reading there
>>63608242
>didn't lose her virginity until her twenties
>not part of the 53%
REEEEEEEEE
>>63607834
Why do they skip leg day?
>>63608242
>alliance
>>63608234
>those envious fake aging whores
>>63608219
Like rats jumping off a sinking ship, her mum, her former manager, Edmond is next right?
Do you dummies actually think a guys who literally only knows how to throw two kicks and a counter right is going to beat the GOAT?
>>63608262
>those DNBs
>>63608262
both brittany and arianny have been looking pretty rough for a while now
how long before they're put out to pasture?
"Pasture" being the name of the inaugural UFC-themed brothel that is
>>63608262
They'll never have a man in their life who doesn't treat them like trash.
>>63608281
that's a good idea considering nevada is practically the only place in the USA where prostitution is legal
>please help me with all of this freedom
at least now we know jon won't be putting his filthy benis anywhere near ronda
>>63608301
If I went on backpages or craigslist right now and met up with someone chances are they're the police (they literally waste money doing that here).
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/16/9742780/ufc-193-ronda-rousey-coach-tarverdyan-holly-holm-didnt-better-striking-mma#comments
>"I wouldn't say in the striking game she was getting the best of Ronda, you know, but I have to watch it again. But we know this was not a striking match; we know that Ronda is smart enough to take the fight where she is best at and today she did. Holly stopped an attempt on an armbar and stopped some of the takedowns. She did a good job."
this dude is special
>>63608281
I wonder if there will be a "Sheik suite" at the brand new UFC HQ
>>63608307
please holly no
not you
>>63608313
literally choose the black ones
they're never stings
>>63608219
ABANDON SHIP
B
A
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D
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H
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>>63608231
he must be related to claudia
>>63608324
literally rather choose my neighbors barking dog
>>63608268
Rousey shitcanned her manager when signing with the UFC. Ive heard a little about it, sounds like Dana bullied him out so the UFC could have her as their own project. Ronda being the cunt she is dropped him fast as fuck because she was told she was already a star.
>>63608219
This is what VanZant's first coach basically said. That's she a fucking psycho fraud.
>>63608322
>>63608337
>>63608344
some people call these guys salty, but coaches rarely do this and there's plenty of evidence that they're not making shit up out of resentment
I just realized how competitive a fight between Holly and Joanna would be.
>>63607723
With friends in his house watching OFFICIAL PPV STREAM on a projector.
Finish was almost exactly as my call to my other /heem/bro over jewbook a week before.
>>63608301
Prostitution isn't legal in Nevada...
>>63608355
>>63608344
>>63608328
He was the guy that financed literally everything for Ronda through her career until she signed with the UFC. Then ditched him as soon as she got her first big payday
>>63608370
Joe?
>>63608372
OK literal Jim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada
#Occupied
>>63608242
because heem sees themselves in her
>>63607723
>tfw I was asleep
>>63607834
Does anyone actually believe that Mcgoober actually walk around at 175 outside of fights?
Dude is built long and thin, never looks big in any pictures.
>>63608377
FrontRowBrian has talked about this a few times, i would like to hear the specifics
>>63608377
I know, I support his decision. The fact that he's voicing it now in light of her loss is a cheap shot, but its no less deserving.
>>63608402
yes it ain't hard to weigh 175 bro he's not THAT short
>>63608402
muscle weighs more than fat, and he has a longer reach than jon jones
>>63608424
hes fucking huge m8
>>63608420
To be fair, there were no media outlets that would run an anti-ronda piece during the #ROUSEYREVOLOUTION. No casuals wanted to hear that shit.
>>63608448
Yeah, you're right about that.
>>63608445
>having to wear anything other than shorts ever in public because of the temperature
what a shit hole ireland is
If McGregor was in Ronda's corner instead of Edmond, what would he have said?
>>63608475
MUUVE YER HEAD YER PUSSAY
>>63608475
you look like a fucking womanlet compared to holly
>>63607518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-S9mtYowPY
official holly holm celebration song?
Predictionkike:
Are you taking picks for this weekend's event?
whens this fucking jre with dana coming
Someone needs to sit Holly aside and tell her it's not a good idea to invite random female fans up from the audience and kick them in the stomach.
>>63608530
Wow, a baby serous he was that picky about what shoes they wear? Fucked up world that we are that materialistic at such a young age
>>63608424
>>63608445
Look at him from the side hes paper thin.
I have the same body type, I can't see him weighing more than 165 in that picture.
His waist is just so small, he's built for local amateur physique competitions.
>>63608242
Alliance scum
Dropped like she was by Holly
>>63608542
not so picky when they're dead
YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCSiyDkL_bo
>>63607627
he may like to bandwagon some fighters, but he is at least honest enough and professional enough not to go full blown joe buck when someone he likes loses.
>>63608475
AAALWAYS FOORST
>>63608569
Edgy m8
>>63608038
it just so happened that wrinkledick had the exact right strategy to beat honda by default really.
>>63608475
>YOU DONT HAVE DAT FOIGHT IN YA
>WHAT DA FOOK
>>63608592
It was the point of the post, m8.
>>63608606
>>/b/
The Italian mafia fed Ronda to top talent to reign her in so she does not become so popular that she can quit comfortably before the machine has time to build up the next great WMMA hype.
If you disagree, you're naive.
>>63608463
Are you wearing your skinny jeans today or your yoga pants?
>>63608603
this is what Conor would actually have said if he cornered Ronda to be quite honest
Luke Thomas Monday moning analyst is going to be live very soon.
Who far can Rosholt wrestlefuck his way?
>>63608651
About that far. Top 10 digests him.
>>63607976
lets be honest, as soon as i saw struve stand next to rosholt, i knew the fight was going to be a dud.
there was no other way to fight that giant than just staying out of reach and takedowns.
struve didn't help though, that dutch bastard just looked stupid.
It's been two days and I still can't get over the fact that I watched that SHEEM live bros...what a time to be alive
>"Miesha Tate is talking about retiring right now," White said a day before UFC 193 in Melbourne. "In this sport, when you start thinking about retiring, you should retire. Miesha probably should retire if that's what Miesha is thinking right now. It's probably a good idea."
>>63608685
You shoulda been here for 162 mate
>>63608691
he fucking hates her. What did Miesha do?
>>63608703
Everyone with a brain hates Miesha. She's just as awful and bitter of a person as Rousey is.
>>63608685
her thighs make me feel at peace
and he goes on:
>"She's already gotten more chances than anybody else," Rousey said. "What are you bitching about? You already got your ass beat twice."
looks like miesha isn't getting a shot anytime soon lel
>>63607391
lol at the chris staring longingly into silva's eyes as he breaks his shin bone.
>>63608691
in defence of Dana though he says that about every fighter anytime they mention retirement, even GSP so can't really hate on him for this
>>63608691
>>63608731
Mieshas an awfil person but danas a piece of shit
So happy his waifu got btfo
>>63607457
lol roid rage. holy fuck coleman was roided the fuck out. i guess everyone was in pride.
>>63608434
>he has a longer reach than jon jones
>>63608219
Seems like her manager is just mad he got fired. The only reason he thinks she is a bad person is because he got fired. Thats all he says
>>63608735
Aren't you supposed to keep your eyes on your opponent's chest while fighting?
>>63608799
it was a 30 second soundbite m8 fucking hell do you think this was an extract from his autobiography or something
>>63608767
#JustHammerHouseThings
>>63608402
175 is considered big?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UFVmXBlSgc
>>63608722
its like god came down from the heavens and sculpted her thighs himself
>>63608845
That's technically what happened.
>>63608852
is s/heem/ republican/christian/conservative?
Why didn't Holly thank God bros?
>>63608873
All of those, senpai.
>tfw she actually likes Trump
>>63608878
godless whore. i bet she fucked jon jones bone.
>>63608811
it was a comment on the article m8 fucking hell do you think i was talking about the guys personal life or something
>>63608873
I've been reading the Gospels again after Holly kicked Ronda's face in
>>63608878
She will thank him privately, like a true Christian
>>63608878
Because Hunto already gave us the Christian talk. Based Holly not wanting to be repetitive.
>>63608873
there are no such thing as gods and governments shouldn't exist
>>63607914
He's right. Did anyone think Serra was a better fighter than GSP when Serra took the belt from him? No. Same thing with Holly beating Ronda.
>>63608828
i refuse to believe sage isnt some sort of elaborate truman show type character
>>63608873
No. I'm voting for Hillary.
UFC fighters who got away with murder?
>>63608145
why do irish get so butthurt about britain?
i didn't even call their country part of britain, i just said that area is part of the british isles, which is technically correct and the world refers to it as that. yet this irish dude just went off on me.
Luke is live
http://youtu.be/rBEhcxDaoYs
>>63608942
Tim Kennedy
Paige VanZant
Ronda's mom
>>63608930
Is he the main character or a background one?
>>63608919
>GSP getting ko'd out of nowhere is the same as what happened on saturday
Did anyone think Dillashaw was a better fighter than Barao when Dillashaw took the belt from him? Yes. Same thing with Holly beating Ronda
>>63608955
who cares they're a bunch of savages, they would be as ass backwards as zimbabwe were it not for the help of real white europeans
>>63608160
mainly because of early ufc where guys would come with their shitty TKD and karate and get KTFO. now we're actually seeing good fighters able to use TKD and karate more effectively.
nobody seems to be talking about that front snap body kick that one dude landed. shit was loud as fuck and the other guy was screaming. that was definitely not a muay thai kick, but more of the snapping front kicks that conor was talking about.
When is rogan
>>63608989
that kick was fucking brutal m8 but not really surprised no ones talking about it considering the main event
>>63608956
>voluntarily joined the military
opinions discarded
WHERES THE FUCKING PODCAST ROGAN
>>63609031
No one voluntarily joins the military, they're forced into it by poverty and poor economic conditions.
does mcgregor have a bigger wingspan than the bruce?
the way he's postured all the time seems like he can't even put his arm downs to his sides because of his xbox huge wingspan.
>>63609056
you join the military you = part of the biggest criminal organization on the planet, you are literally just as culpable as the people in charge
just like if you enforce drug laws you're just as guilty as the people who make the laws
don't even respond i don't respect your right to life
>>63609056
everyone in america joins the military voluntarily because they are all heros who want to defend freedom
>>63609067
>5'7
Anyone watching based Luke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBEhcxDaoYs&feature=youtu.be
How does this fight go?
>>63609048
read my mind
WHERE YOU AT JOE?!?!
>>63609142
>i-it's OK that i do the dirty work for the biggest criminals on the planet b-because i need money
fucking literally human trash
>>63609157
He won't say anything Firas already did
>>63608038
The fuck are you talking about? He's single handedly responsible for Carlos Condit's MMA career, and he's finished 28 of his 30 wins.
>>63609003
>>63609169
Its like 9am in cali
>>63609188
That's not true
>>63608966
>Did anyone think Dillashaw was a better fighter than Barao when Dillashaw took the belt from him? Yes. Same thing with Holly beating Ronda
#REKT
>>63608160
Because it allows you to develop every single weapon you have in the standup game, as opposed to something like Karate which doesn't have much in the way of knees or elbows.
>>63609158
first death in the octagon, Jon Jones charged with murder as a result and is convicted
>>63609229
What a stupid thing to say
>>63609174
EDGY BRAH
https://twitter.com/johnwayneparr/status/666047797079076865?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
beautiful
>>63608942
>>63609249
>that Rogan
FUCKING CHRIST ROGAN GET PUT OF YOUR ISOLATION TANK AND PUT UP THE PODCAST WITH DANA
>>63609281
play some vidya
relax
it'll be up in precisely 3 hours
>>63609281
maybe if you had your own podcast you could be more punctual m8
>>63607157
>Thick chris
wew lad
>>63608094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVvwBo39RX0
>>63609249
That fucking crowd loving it. I still get chills. Say what you want about wmma being a meme but that moment will go down in history as one of the best.
Also, drawing a comparison with WWE in the sense that Ronda was everyone's favorite but she turned heel before and at the match when the awful personality they didn't showcase in the hype video packages was out there for everyone to see.
The crowd cheered for Holly. What a moment.
>>63609338
He could be a big guy if he ever moves up to lhw
>>63608358
Not really, I love Joanna but Holly is much bigger than her.
Who here thinks the cutest female in MMA is going to become champ soon?
is a good day /heem/
>>63609398
Holly became champ on Saturday bro
>>63609398
She already is m8.
Be polite.
Be professional.
Have a plan to murder everyone you meet.
>>63609158
chris needa hit the bench 2bh
>>63609340
Holly is taller than Rogan without shoes on
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/16/9745044/josh-koscheck-paul-daley-both-booked-for-bellator-148
you up for some revenge lads?
>>63609398
Who on this list can she beat:
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
1 Claudia Gadelha
2 Carla Esparza
3 Rose Namajunas
4 Jessica Penne
5 Tecia Torres
7 Randa Markos
8 Valerie Letourneau
9 Joanne Calderwood
10 Michelle Waterson
11 Maryna Moroz
12 Jessica Aguilar
13 Juliana Lima
15 Aisling Daly
>>63609510
Are you serious? She could beat every one of those girls with one hand tied behind her back.
>>63609398
But thats not Miesha
>>63609482
Daley wins. Koscheck sucker punches him back
>>63609417
The meme is finally over lad, it's finally over. Now we can begin to rebuild.
>>63609510
>aguilar not ranked top 5
>>63609510
I think PVZ is a nightmare matchup for Joanna, style-wise.
>>63607717
Does Dana pay random websites to post this shit?
>>63609482
>daley
>beating a wrestler ever
The next generation of British fighters are gonna have to learn from the likes of Daley and Dan Hardy, who had great potential as fighters but had shit training camps and didn't bother pursuing wrestling at the highest levels until it was too late.
McKinley Noble @KenTheGreat1 5m5 minutes ago
Friend just got let go from her freelance gig. Her editor suddenly isn't interested in UFC columns anymore.
desperately SEETHING fkn casual here. I'm going to pay for UFC 194, just to make sure that some of my money goes into the pocket of Jose Aldo for smashing that Irish faggot's face in. I will then come to /heem/ and enjoy the Irish get even more BTFO at a cyber level.
>>63609568
I'm not worried at all with Tom Breese around
>>63609550
paige has F level striking
she can't do anything claudia or esparza didn't try
>>63607792
McGoobs is a fucking pikey if ever there was one.
>>63609550
In what fucking universe? As if her grappling or wrestling is better than Carla Esparza's or Pene's. There's only one girl in that division who has a realistic chance of beating Joanna and we all know who it is.
>>63609574
>wmma isn't a meme they say
>>63609595
Based BR ab girl?
>>63609589
Yeah exactly, he's part of that new generation. He's got real potential.
>>63609589
He is training with some goats
>>63607742
>no mma hour this week
Beh
>>63609604
Assuming she doesn't get popped before they fight.
>>63609591
She either loses to Rose or has to fight Claudia next so we'll never know
>>63608268
What did her mom say?
>>63609627
lol if paige wins 4 in a row she's getting a title shot no way in fucking hell do they make her fight anyone else let alone claudia
>>63609582
There will be a mass exodus of casual fans following Aldo's victory.
>>63609629
She begged Ronda to retire for about 3 hours, according to my friend who's a friend of Travis Browne's.
>>63609629
she said she would run over her with her car if it was legal
>>63609550
I can sorta see that but i wouldn't say nightmare. Joanna doesn't look impressive when she's fighting backwards. A preassure wrestler with decent striking can give her trouble
>>63609203
10 am you fucking moron
>>63609672
"her" holm? Ronda?
Thick. Solid. Tight.
>@joerogan
>Young @JamieVernon has the podcast on a flight I did with @danawhite and @TonyHinchcliffe post #ufc193 and it'll be up soon
it'll probably be available here:
http://joerogan.net/podcasts/
>>63609340
I literally can not stop rewatching the fight
karma retribution feels like orgasm
/preachersdaughter/ seems like coming straight from a Tarantino movie τbh
>>63609627
>>63609626
>>63609604
Here's the full fight
http://bestinmma.
bl-ogspot.com/2015/08/claudia-gadelha-vs-jessica-aguilar-ufc.html
>>63609688
PVZ doesn't have the size or strength to pressure her enough though, that's what Gadhela and valerie letourneau had in common. When the size/strength is even then you see what happens when she get pressured by the likes of Penne, she fires back, defends takedowns, and picks them apart.
>>63609666
Our Lord speaks.
>>63609755
She literally looks like a jacked 135 pound man in the cage.
>>63607763
Everyone knows this desu we just don't bother because we're too busy actually enjoying our sport
>>63609724
i really like this throwback '90s fashion we're seeing lately
>>63609340
Holly Holm literally looks and fights like a prime Lyoto Machida. Seriously, it's beautiful. It's like watching a female young Machida.
>>63609763
Yeah Ronda would be the nightmare matchup if she was a wrestel and 115
>>63607882
I really dislike Edmond now despite being neutral and not giving a shit about him a while ago
He seems absolutely deluded
>>63607976
I have to ask though lads, why do fighters put their hands behind their had when they're on the ground?
get in faggot
we're going lifting
>>63609807
Yeah exactly, and the closest thing to her right now is Gadhela, and Joanna also kind of acts as Gadhela's nightmare match up as well, and since they've both improved so much since they fought last this next fight is going to be fucking awesome.
>>63609826
It's to protect the back of the head from slamming against the ground alot of knockouts happen because of it
>>63609791
>>63609828
Why the fucking shit is he fighting at 155? Compare his muscle mass to Donald Cerrone's who's also 6 feet tall. That weight cut is going to come back and bite him when he inevitably gets challenged and the fight go on for longer. He should be fighting at Welterweight at the absolute lowest.
>>63609755
she needs a world class striking coach, too bad she make $12,000 a year
why didnt ronda just double leg her?
>>63609828
>shitstangs
wew
>>63609594
Yeah but like actual lives in caravan pikey? They usually make sure one son goes into bare knuckle boxing and another goes into law
>>63609884
luke just explained this with more words than are in the bible
>>63609858
Even in situations like Struve was in where there was a bit of distance?
>>63607715
>Read it in his voice.
lol same
god I wish that would happen
>>63609849
>this next fight is going to be fucking awesome.
My only problem is that I think there's a good chance Joanna could actually lose.
I wouldn't like that.
Can someone post the webm of this?
>>63609937
well that's what it's for but struve's legs would normally prevent that so that's just bad fight iq
>>63609282
well?
>>63609963
Thanks Puerto Rico
>>63609729
>tony hinchcliffe
Had to look that noname up. Why the fuck does he need to be on? I just wanna hear Joe and Dana.
>>63609975
If it helps, the WWE begged him to work as a writer for them but he turned it down.
When are we going to see Jon Jones?
>>63609954
There's more of a chance than probably any of her other fights, but her takedown defense has come on a lot since their last fight, plus stricter drug testing has been introduced since then, so I'd still put my money on Joanna to win by a decision.
>>63609885
Sage is a good man. He is on the team. He says he looks up to Chris Weidman as the kind of champion he wants to be.
>>63609354
>he could be a big guy
for you
>>63610021
>tattoo
dropped.
>>63610033
Join the team, bro
what is the best OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH of all time?
>>63609968
Weidman
Conor
same night
Post Ronda SHEEM memes
>>63610064
>Weidman
Lold
>>63610033
Come on, they're cage fighters, they're allowed to have tattoos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNAPFPvrxE
>>63610083
not really a meme but it's what I've got
>>63609729
>podcast on a flight I did with @danawhite
Gotta say I'm pretty hype for this, but I'm kind dreading it also.
>boohoo muh ronda
>boohooo muh casual fanbase
It was the best female fight in UFC history, guys. Calm the fuck down.
Joe and Dana should both be thrilled right now.
>>63608603
He should appear in a meme film with Sharlto Copley
>>63610113
I miss Ant
>>63610128
I'm hyped but a little worried. I don't want them to just be in full defense mode because I honestly can't stand that shit
>>63610128
They probably are, the rematch is going to sell shitloads of ppvs, Ronda dominating everyone in the division was bound to grow stale at some point.
Thoughts on Rashad Evans?
What's wrong with Edmond? How can he seriously think Rousey did well? Does he see different fights?
holly is in her prime at 34
how
>>63610113
>LHW
I can't wait for Jon to kek the HWs
How would the rematch go with full camp mendes?
>>63610097
Luke Rockhold is going to punch him many times in the face, and kick him many times in the body, and then squeeze his neck until he submits
>>63610168
I'd argue that the prime age for fighters is usually around 31-32 so it's not really that surprising desu.
Especially in WMMA where the fighter hasn't suffered much damage through their career.
>>63610182
>punch him
Stopped reading there. Rockhold has awful hands.
>>63610196
b-but Dean of mean
>>63610174
Same as last time but over a much longer period and with Conor getting taken down not quite as easily.
>>63610144
You might have to be closer to Ant's age to fully appreciate his humor, but he was funnier on that show than most standup comedians.
>>63610174
Mendes would GSP him to be quite honest
>>63610113
>Brock showing heel hooks
>cain showing guilliotines
>>63610174
slightly better than innawoods mendes
>beautiful
What did he mean by this?
>>63610196
>>63610203
Rockhold going to chokey him >8^D
>>63610144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVLP-qurBqU
>>63610225
I seriously don't know
>>63610174
Takedowns after uppercuts, after meme kicks and better counters
Sadly, I don't put much credit on TAM having proper gameplans
>>63610196
>Rockhold has awful hands.
He certainly doesn't have "awful" hands. They may not be his greatest strength but they are definitely above average. Go watch the Bisping fight again.
>>63610225
Gracie's look at edmond, lol
>>63610062
barboza etim is good. I think matt brown vs swick might be another
>>63610225
he was trying to keep her confidence up
>>63610514
might as well just told her that holly isn't doing damage
>>63610083
The only thing more satisfying that this would to see her arm broken in the first 20 seconds. Head kick heem was nice though.
>>63609056
Not really. Rich people are over represented in the military
>>63609158
jones dismantles weidman everywhere
bigger, stronger, rangier, faster, better cardio
>>63609828
Today's my rest day Sage can we run
>>63610064
>Weidman
>cocky