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>>63602995
What a fucking faggot.
>>63602995
imagine being a fly on the wall in the plane and listening to dana swear up a storm
top keks as they say
> ywn train with Holly Heem and Eyepoke McCoke
pray for jojo
>>63602995
>>63603014
>Getting to here a fresh post-Rousey hype train derailment analysis from Rogan and Dana
What more do you want? It'll be multiple hours of the president of the UFC talking about the fight, what it means, and his next move. It's like a golden ticket into his brain. You'll get to know his opinions and thought process in detail.
What more do you want? Would you rather he sent out a tweet about it? He's sitting down and recording this all, you should consider yourself lucky Rogan is putting this together
>>63603088
Geez I hope her head feels better soon.
Did She Hurt Her?
>>63603054
>go for bread and butter
>get your shit stuffed
>get up mouth breathing
>mythical creature
My wife just let me in on something I hadn't thought about being the case with Ronda/Holm. She's saying that Ronda has a problem with pretty chicks. If you're ugly, you're done (Betche, Davis,etc). BUT if you are pretty (at least to Ronda)(i.e. Miesha, Holm) Ronda becomes that bully type of bitch from high school that hated the popular/pretty chicks. Is it possible that Ronda is just intimidated by what she thinks is beauty? Perhaps that's where all of the resentment for Holm started.
>>63603054
>Hip tosses and armbars are powerful tools against the uninitiated... but we are both initiation, aren't we, Honda
>>63603130
No
She was off balance because she was throwing a right leg kick and Ronda's punch sent her backwards. Holm tried to recover after the kick by placing her foot down, but stumbled backwards due to the momentum
>>63603139
I think a big part of it is Ronda trying to impose her will. Some fights it looks like the opponent just gives up to Ronda.
>>63603130
Is that tony hinchcliff standing up in the background from the excitement?
>>63603130
Yes, Holly was stunned there for a moment, which is why she went for the takedown; to give herself time to recover.
>>63603130
there was an impact felt for sure. Ronda has strong, good hooks (i think she rocked betch with one left hook and finished her with a right?).
>>63603088
She'll be fine. The forehead is all bruised up, meaning she actually tucks her chin unlike 87% of the roster. Unlike guys like GSP and Ronda who look all JUST after their fights.
>>63603093
I think Dana just has this idea in his head that Ronda is the goose that laid the golden egg. He might be partly right, but he was looking way too bummed out after yesterday's fight. I just feel like this podcast is going to reek of bullshit and desperation. Hopefully I'm wrong.
>>63603139
Rousey is a fedora and she was intimidated by the pious Christian aura of Holly Holm
>>63603255
>meaning she actually tucks her chin unlike 87% of the roster.
yep
>>63603255
It's weird how she literally, unironically has better fundamentals than literally 90% of the roster.
>>63603250
>Ronda has strong, good hooks
If you say so.
>prank calls cowboy
https://youtu.be/VfkhYAx_UmY
>prank calls ariel
https://youtu.be/J10k91lcjr0
>prank calls rashad
https://youtu.be/PV1djSJb9BM
>Quinton Rampage Jackson Tells Story About TUF Door
https://youtu.be/4_qfF_R3Z9E
>Rampage talks court case, fighting in Japan on NYE, Bisping beef
https://youtu.be/ZpboGV7OEFo
>>63603208
Yeah, I think it's just so easy to let Ronda ragdoll you.
>>63603255
Man, GSP after the Condit fight looked so fucked up.
>>63603324
Rampage is the funniest fighter of all time Tbh fâm
>>63603250
>good hooks
Is this some kinda meta bait post?
Will holly defend her belt at least once before the rousey rematch?
>>63603446
Rousey went up against the greatest female boxer in world history and landed a couple good leftie bangers. Not a lot of women can say they achieved that.
>>63603442
The best part of the twitch stream is that you can tell that he genuinely likes video games and he genuinely likes his fans. Twitch seems pretty therapeutic for him.
>>63603139
She's like the Raging Bull of MMA, all her insecurities pour out into the ring
>>63603486
Good leftie bangers while eating 4-6 crisp straights.
>not a lot of women can say that
I think there's a few boxers out there that have the pleasure of being a loss on Holm's record, not to mention the ones who she beat who still did better than Ronda.
![470274288-max-holloway-punches-cub-swanson-in-their-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b194ck4.jpg "470274288-max-holloway-punches-cub-swanson-in-their-gettyimages[1]")
>tfw you just realized a majority of the roster doesn't tuck their chin
>Kek Swason actually fights with his chin all exposed despised being a "boxer" and having trained with Timothy Bradley
>the BJ/Frankie three where BJ stood up strangely with his chin out in the open
There's so many stationary motherfuckers. Robbie doesn't move a whole lot but moves his head around. Even PVZ has Pigeon Head style. I don't even know how the fuck Faber has had so much success with his D- striking.
>>63603552
Robbie also hand fights more than most to go with his head movement.
I agree though, loads of fuckers just stand there like still statues and get railed.
Exhibit A
>>63603483
Looks to be so.
>>63602995
>mfw I just realized he has a private jet and I thought it would be in public
>>63603667
That guy is great. He was the one miced up, and just screaming shit constantly. He also told Joe Rogan "YAIR! YAIR RODRIGUEZ IS NEXT!"
>>63603639
So where's the video of him fucking her in the ass?
>>63603483
Let's run it down, shall we?
>>63603093
Nigga they're gonna end up talking about pyramids in Guadalupe or something
>>63603667
That guy probably was exited about them betting on Holm and winning a six figure sum.
>>63603697
that's Izzy Martinez, her wrestling coach. And yeah, he's great.
>>63603615
She's not the GOAT of boxing, she was heem'd for fighting in the pocket and literally switched sports to avoid Brækhus.
She might be the GOAT women's combat sports fighter of the modern era since she transitioned great to MMA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3stwtCmWTA
based Firas breaking shit down.
>>63603719
Miesha, Cat, Nunes, and Pena are all good matchups. And, with any luck, Cyborg will make fight at 140 in Invica in January and then be on her way to 135lbs in the UFC.
>>63603483
Wouldn't that make sense, or is the guy in charge so desperate to try and put Rousey back on top that he'll force the rematch before Holms has a single title defense?
I'll be honest, just watched my first UFC yesterday so I'm just winging this.
>>63603719
>>63603754
Nunes would be a great matchup I think. She brings war every time.
>>63603139
This literally makes no sense
>>63603552
>you're in the UFC
>fighting Barboza
>midway through round he spins
>options: step back/absorb blow/charge in
>what do?
>>63603815
That's because you are an idiot.
Is anyone else not impressed by Pena? Her last two fights were pillow-fisted TKO victory over an opponent who seemed disinterested and a decision over Jessica fucking Eye. She seems less threatening than Bethe to me.
>>63603667
>ronda
>>63603838
Only option is to charge in because he can outmuscle you in the clinch but at the same time your legs won't be RIP in pieces
>>63603843
Or you and your wife are cousins
President Trump has spoken
>>63603963
>George
Bernie saying the Paris attacks were caused by Climate Change is the fucking craziest thing a politician has said in ages.
>>63603748
Wow, very interesting Judo breakdown. I really need to study Judo throws more.
>>63603139
Wait.. Holm is pretty??
Long story short, she got big, she got over confident, and she lost. The Eye of the Tiger.
This was basically the beginning of Rocky III.
>>63603150
kek.
>>63603855
>Bethe
What fight of hers impressed you?
>tfw Amanda nunes will beat Holm
Well it was fun while it lasted.
>>63604031
The wink bros have a game plan for her.
>>63604008
>with black lives matter in the background
Unreal. I'd rather be labeled a bigot than identify with this shit
>>63603893
To be fair she was probably barely conscious after getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
>>63604029
I looked up on Sherdog before the Rousey fight, she's cannonfodder. Nearly all of her fights went to UD, even though she's a excels in striking.
two women fighting is even less of a sport than wresslin' or chess
what a joke
>>63603988
Well, if climate change causes people to mass immigrate, and that leads to social tension, then results of that social tension are results of climate change.
I really dgaf about 200 dead parisians, and have no idea about the specifics of the situation, but maybe this little bit of logic is helpful to your understanding of reality. Or maybe not.
>>63604029
None. Pena is just somehow MORE lame than Bethe. And her likening herself to Evander Holyfield should be grounds for an arrest warrant.
>>63604044
I feel like nunes will get a rear naked.
>>63604064
>excels in striking.
eh...
Holy shit.
Right after Herb Dean calls off the fight and Ronda has a medic team surrounding her, you can hear Herb Dean say, "You were knocked out. Slow Down. Relax."
And Ronda, with anguish, says "NOOO NOOO!"
Somebody pointed this out right after the fight and I thought he was lying.
A dream was shattered, heem.
I can't post the link to the full fight since 4chin thinks it's spam, btw
>>63604075
Eh, I like Pena. I think she's a performer. Really, if she ended up fighting ... fucking Lauren Murphy, I would be fine with it. Just get her in the ring.
>>63604096
Yeah, pretty brutal.
>>63604075
Pena is cool. Fuck you. She likes to fight and has a good attitude. I want to see Raquel Pennington vs pena
>>63604073
I'm not even sure that's valid either, though. I thought people were migrating to avoid social problems that weren't necessarily caused by the climate?
>>63604104
It's good she's game, at least.
>>63604120
She's decidedly not cool and you smoke cock. I hope she somehow gets matched Nunes and fucking crushed.
>>63604096
Nah she was saying "no" to Edmond's attempt at comforting her. Edmond came into the cage, Herb said "speak to her". Edmond embraced her and said "champione... champione" to make her feel better with his slimey Armenian lies, and she responded with "No... no I'm not..."
Ronda rousey proves she was never a good fighter, just that the women's league is full of chumps
Womens MMA should never headline a card
>>63604158
That was later, the moment he's talking about is like immediately after the fight was stopped. The camera's still on Holly and her running around, you just hear the audio, you don't actually see it.
>>63604163
>Womens MMA should never headline a card
That was the best fight of the year chump
Renan barao proves he was never a good fighter, just that the men's league is full of chumps
Mens MMA should never headline a card
>>63603088
SLAM THE MONSTER YOU WHORE
>>63604163
That's harsh. Ronda is still a good fighter, but one with a lot of holes in her game, holes that Holly were able to exploit to enormous effectivity.
>>63604181
Ronda could beat Renan desu alongside 50% of the men's bantamweight division
At least
>>63604176
oh well then uh let my post be a testament to being wrong then and to always check facts before spouting shit. my apoligies, heem.... i blew my wad before i verified my target
>>63604089
>even though
That's what they were saying during the fight which I thought was fucking retarded
Firas Zahabi on Holm vs Rousy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3stwtCmWTA
>>63604200
In No Holds Barred fighting, yeah I'd agree.
Fight fans know that every fighter has holes in their game. It's just a matter of knowing where you suck and improving on it. Ronda relied too much on judokaring girls, she tried getting better at boxing but she has a terrible boxing coach so she still boxes like she's in an intro class, she tried to expand her skill set but her coach and the hype machine behind her limited her greatly.
>>63604177
>implying it wasn't the blood war
>>63604181
Barao got his belt by beating a bridesmaid and a bunch of nobodies.
He struggled with the guy they made him fight before his rematch, then got totally ass blasted again by an actual well rounded fighter.
>>63604222
based rondamom knew what was coming
>>63604162
very interesting. I did not know that.
>>63603748
Obviously I knew about hip positioning and using the fence, but a lot of the hand leg positions are new to me. I will watch this video more than once.
>>63604162
>science
>>63604222
It's just another indictment on the depth of Women's MMA. It's actually kind of sad that had Ronda been with a competent camp from the start, she'd a far better and complete fighter than she is.
It's sort of like a Brock Lesnar syndrome, except the depth of the women is so shallow that Ronda could get away with it with such ease for that length of time.
>>63604237
>He struggled with the guy they made him fight before his rematch, then got totally ass blasted again by an actual well rounded fighter.
That really goes to show you the mental aspect behind fighting. After a certain point, your skill set with plateau and the only thing left to propel you to elite levels of the game is your mind state. Barao was mentally beaten by Dillashaw. Having someone destroy your confidence and never gaining it back is very detrimental to fighters.
"Where the mind goes, the body will follow."
>Talk shit about boxing
>Get out grappled by a former boxer
>>63603838
I'm a chump compared to any ufc fighter. If I knew he was going to throw that I'd try to tackle his standing leg to try to win via injury
THERES THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN
So... Holly Holm porn spoof when?
Which leather faced harlot will play the role?
What should Hall change about his game?
>>63603838
I just accept my fate and get heem'd. Nothing scarier than a nicely timed kick.
>>63604367
I liked the side kick better
Show the hands, move a lot, sneak foot to face
>>63604383
Learn boxing, wrestling, literally anything that's not meme kicks. His BJJ got better seeing he was able to survive a round with Mousassi, but he has non-existent boxing or anything else, it's just meme kicks.
>>63604403
You mean the side kick straight to the jaw? Yeah, that seemed surprisingly effective.
>>63604383
He needs to learn how to put together combinations first and foremost. Feinting and single strikes don't win fights.
>>63604292
>canada
>aussie crowd was japan tier
how come the aussie posters are completely shittier
BENDO
RDA
BELFORT
HOLM
HUNT
IS THERE ANYTHING CHRISTIANS
CANT
DO
!?!?!?!?
>>63604463
because they are shitty people in general?
>>63603988
did he really say that?
>>63604489
Prove god exists.
>What would DC do?
>>63603487
>genuinely likes his fans
Ive met him and although he was cool as fuck with a few shot appreciative words he makes himself offputting as fuck so basically no one approaches him or bothers him but kindly responds in return when acknowledged
And if you get him one on one he literslly is all about the pussy even tho his girl was 5 feet away
He still talked about all the hoes around us and which he would go down on
Especially the yellow ones
>>63604555
The rumour was always that he fucking killed the asian pussy game when he was fighting in Japan, right? Man knows what he likes, I can respect that.
>>63604516
We just saw Holly kill a one. Ball is in your court now, reddit
>>63604511
Yeah.
>>63604516
Oh fuck off, Sven. That shit's a two way street.
>>63604463
It was literally a bunch of Melbourne, progressive fags, they're always quiet for crowds. Brisbane and Sydney are hype as fuck.
Loved Joe Rogan pretending they were booing that shit HW fight because they were "uneducated".
>>63604463
How many MMA fights have you watch in Japan? they get load as fuck.
>>63604627
*loud*
>>63603088
Idk why she never got pushed like ronda, she's pretty cute abs people would dig it, unlike fucking Holm. Jesus she's ugly, complete disaster for the ufc because people don't care about ugly fighters
>>63603139
>your wife thinks Holm is pretty
Is she legally blind perhaps?
>>63604555
Well when people come up to him just to ask him for a pic so that they can stick that shit on instagram yea he's annoyed by that shallow shit.
But the truth is this dude loves his fans. He doesn't have a wife, he splits time with his kids, and he may have to be forced into retirement. All he can do is sit on his ass and play games and reminisce with his fans. And play small roles in movies.
You're right though that dude is a womanizer and is all about the pussy game. He's also a pretty sharp guy.
>>63604690
You saw what happened to Mikey Rourke right? Boxing is Mexican plastic surgery
>>63604707
She's pretty, she's had over 40 boxing matches, her face still looks acceptable after so much punishment.
Have some kes lads
>Hitler finds our Ronda lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C6RM2nF4w
>Dana: "I'm open to the Ronda/Holm rematch"
>uploads Holly post fight interview
>takes it down
>removes the replay of Ronda getting shot down and uploads it again
>that JUST face when he realized Ronda was killed
>his feels putting the belt on Holly
>the realization that Ronda was exposed as trash when her opponent doesn't rush in and moves around
>the realization she still has feelings for Schaub and not him
>knowing Ronda will get heemed in the rematch
>"we flew all the way to Australia, packed this stadium,made the Fox special with all those actors....for what?"
>"I should have let Tate have her shot"
>>63604707
>>63604739
>dat long hair
>dem firm thighs
>diamond earrings
hnnnnnng
>>63604770
I personally agree that Holly is pretty. If people disagree then that's their business.
>>63604770
I want her to hold me in her arms :3
>>63603720
it'll really make you think
>>63604727
Oh my lord, never mind, her face has held up remarkably well for such a seasoned fighter.
To bad that doesn't help her now
>>63604770
I'd pay a hefty sum for her to fart in my mouth
Yeah she should work on her complexion now that she's a champ, the whole cr7 treatment
anyone have the sound clip of Ronda screaming 'NOOOOO'??
>>63604177
>that
>anywhere near lawler-macdonald
>>63604576
>ape faced AF
>>63604577
>Oh fuck off Scen. That shit's a two way street.
Hello, I'd like to correct you on your statements here for you see that they're factually incorrect. It's not a two way street as you so claim and I'll point this out in the rest of this post that should put an end to this discussion. I understand you may not be able to follow along as you are a brainwashed, deluded, idiotic Christian who believes in fairy tales, but I'll do my best to dumb down my intellect to your level.
I feel we should start off this friendly discussion by identifying the correct definitions of the terms we will be using.
Atheist is one who lacks belief in a God. An Agnostic is one who claims not to know whether or not God exists. A Gnostic is one who claims to know whether or not God exists.
Using these definitions we can assume that, as most Atheists would fall under this definition, the majority of Atheists are also Agnostics as while they have no faith in any Gods they also don't actively claim none don't exist as it's an unprovable hypothesis. Thus, for most atheists it isn't a two way street as most atheists aren't making claims.
I've thoroughly enjoyed this discussion, please your defeat and surrender to my intellectual superiority back as soon as possible by way of upvoting my sheer brilliance.
Kind regards, xXxR@1nb0wD@wk1NzxXx
Dana on the verge of tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK-NN1ufjoQ
>>63604770
>literally every person who has interacted with her says what a beautiful and kind spirit she is
>ronda says she's a fake ass bitch poser bitch fake cheap shot bitch bitch bitch
How sore will Honda be when she gets too and gets a load of pic related?
>>63604770
>That's her dolled up
Yeah, no...
>>63604727
Damn. Teen Holly was qt
Then she grew more forehead
>>63604834
If someone wants to put it together it's going to take some serious mixing work.
>>63604727
Boxing. Not even once.
>>63604838
>lawler-macdonald
I'm really glad you enjoyed that fight. I think that's awesome for you.
I was as happy with the KO as anybody else, but we've had our moment now. This has turned into a world wide bullying phenomenon. Yes, she may have had it coming but enough is enough.
Respect to Ronda for what she has achieved, she has done a lot for mma let alone wmma in her crazy run. Walk on.
>>63604820
she has too much testosterone to act like penaldo
>>63604920
tsuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>63604925
>le hook fish
So because he recognized this cyberbullying for what it is, it's somehow bait? Or are we only allowed to call out cyberbulling when it's against a man?
>>63604911
>Wanderlei Silva
Is this real?
>>63604951
What if we recognize cyberbullying but we feel like you are the one who is cyberbullying when you accuse everyone else of cyberbullying.
>>63604951
This isn't cyberbullying. If she doesn't want to get bullied she can turn off the computer or get off Twitter and Facebook. This is meme posting. It happens to Shaq when he falls, it happened to Manny when he got knocked out, it's happening to Ronda now. Is normal.
>>63604951
Actually I just saw it on Sherdog and thought it was pretty silly
>Jones
>Silva
>Rousey
>Cain
>GSP
If McGreggor gets heem'd mma would be kill. Funny how a couple months ago Dana said boxing is a dying sport
>>63604918
>>63604951
No. Fuck her. This comes with the territory.
>should have touched gloves
can someone pls find the full vid? I want to laugh, too
>>63604918
>>META SHITPOSTING
>>ENGAGED
>>63605006
nah
>>63604918
/sp/ has been calling her shit for a while now, or at least overrated. This is more of a "I told you so."
>Most dominate athlete
>Espy
>I can beat a boxer
>My division is trash
>Mythical creature, female Tyson, pound for pound best mma fighter, can beat 50% of male bantam -Joe Rogan
She's just a big fish in a small pond.
>>63603612
Why did that fight not end the moment the dude crumpled to the ground like a sack of bricks? Dude whaled on his semi-unconscious face for about 3 more seconds.
>Australia
>in charge of handling the memes
![video-holly-holm-reacts-to-ufc-s-750x340-1405200133[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/znDKjP9.jpg "video-holly-holm-reacts-to-ufc-s-750x340-1405200133[1]")
>aryan goddess
>first letters of her name are HH
we third reich now
>>63605011
>>63605001
>>63604989
>>63604980
Thanks for the (You)s m80s
>>63605035
Ronda just got her shit pushed in by someone who's about 50 fights deep and has been a pro-fighter her entire adult life.
>>63605051
Can't believe people have literally deluded themselves into thinking Holly Holm is attractive without a bag over her head
>>63605062
I can't believe you care.
>>63605072
I can't believe it's not butter! haha :D
>>63605062
>Caring about things that you don't like
You depressed anon? We're all friends here
>>63604911
Looks like Mickey Rourke.
>>63605080
lol xD
>>63605072
>>63605085
I can't believe you care that I care?
Just clowned you two hard AND threw your words in your faces. Feels good wrecking gay little Americans.
>>63605080
What a stupid fucking thing to say, you Aussie fuck. Fuck off with your vagimite
>>63605104
>flag
Oh I see.
>>63605116
w-wew?
>>63604193
>Ronda is still a good fighter, but one with a lot of holes in her game
>good fighter
>lot of holes
pick one
![08d3d39114ae82fa8ea68e3a2203bc08_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FgfpFRd.jpg "08d3d39114ae82fa8ea68e3a2203bc08 crop north[1]")
>>63605125
What, you saw how I embarrassed you? Thought so, bitch.
Btw this is the woman you're mad that I find ugly.
>>63605125
He's always like that. A real downer. Maybe one day he'll grow bored of MMA and leave us in peace.
>>63605104
...
Weidman is heeming Rockhold
>>63605104
>>63605143
>speaking this way to the BSAs
How else are we going to get the big strong Americans to notice our pitiful sports if you disrespect them this way?
>>63605152
Eh, I'm pretty sure that there's at least one insufferable USAfag lurking these days, and probably several awful canadians.
>>63605143
Not that other Ameribro and I also dont find her attractive but you don't have to be a kunt about it m8 2bh senpai
>>63603748
Any Judo players here, or people that can provide some additional insight or opinion to this video?
There was a moment during the first and second straight left that Ronda's face shifts entirely from focused to scared. Right then, she knew she was going to lose.
Imagine how she feels. She said she could beat a male boxer. She said she wanted to be a boxer. She was featured in the cover of a boxing magazine. She's been told by everyone around her that she is like Tyson and how great her striking looks.
And after the second punch to the face, all those accolades came to her mind and she realised she was going to lose.
It's fucking amazing.
>>63604930
Who/tsuuuuu/ here?
Reddit just did the first good thing in years.
>>63605195
Yeah. I'm super glad she got blown the fuck out, but it is pretty sad that she has been surrounded by people that evidently don't even care to see her improve.
>throw punches like a retard
>YOU'RE A WORLD CLASS STRIKER RONDA
She needs to tell that 'coach' of hers to fuck off. He seemed like a massive retard from the moment I first saw him and has only reinforced that opinion.
>>63605195
The thing is, she got suckered into her own hype by all the people she associated with. This is a wake-up call for her to actually find people who train her and not let her get complacent. Nice slice of humble pie too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-YkPpfeI4Y
First for SWEET CHIN MUSIC
>>63605217
so how are the reactions over on reddit about this? are they pretending they knew all along she would lose and was an overhyped money cow?
>>63605195
I think when it really set in for Ronda was when she swung that left hook, missed as Holly dodged under it, and left her stumbling on one knee to the octagon cage.
Truly an embarrassing moment for her. But not as embarrassing as getting knocked the fuck out with a brutal high kick to the throat.
>>63605195
This bitch got knocked out by a 34 year old woman, and she thinks she can beat GOATweather
>>63605229
You know when you go to a calculus exam without having really studied properly, and you go through the pages and realize ohhh fuck this is gonna suck?
>>63605228
HD screen of that nip slip yet?
>>63605228
Let's not pretend le epin 4chins was better, tons of people here thought Holly was going to be destroyed, calling her a can, etc. I don't think thinking that was wrong, either, nothing in Holly's earlier preformances was anywhere close to what we saw. It was great and satisfying to see her rise to the occasion, but only because we had no fucking idea it was even coming.
>>63605228
The MMA part of leddit pretty much hated Ronda, like any non degenerate would do.
>>63605252
felt like eveyone in the MMA world was ready and eager to see rousey lose, but nobody wanted to let themselves open up their hearts and believe in holm
>>63605251
>people acting like it's not the biggest upset in history when she a 22 to 1 underdog
Was Randa Rosy on her period last night or something?
Maybe pregnant?
>>63605264
Something like that, but there were a lot of people who tought that this could happen.
I wouldn't have put any money on Holm tbqh but i knew that it wouldn't be an easy fight for Ronda and that she could actually lose a decision.
But this crazyness? fucking hell, just amazing.
>>63605275
12 to 1 at fight time if I remember right family
>>63605275
buster was 42/1
>'OH. MY. GOD.'
>>63604707
She ain't hot but she is pretty. There's a huge difference.
Then there's attractiveness. Being "attractive" is in the eye of the beholder. I'm personally not attracted to Holly Holm, as you are, but I can acknowledge, as you should, that she is pretty, which basically means "not ugly."
My ex-girlfriend was not pretty. Hence the "ex" part
We beat off to hot girls. We build verandahs and move furniture for the pretty ones. It's how we keep one step ahead of loosely-practiced feminism. If girls ever put down their fucking insagrams long enough to figure this out, they'll win.
>>63605289
Yeah I meant UFC history
>>63605291
>it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
>>63605294
I beat off to pretty girls too tbqh
>>63605314
Gina could arguably be the most beautiful human being alive.
>>63605330
even fatty gina
>>63605051
>aryan
She's a mick senpai
>>63605275
>judging upsets based on betting odds
If you think Holm had less of a chance against Rousey than Serra did against GSP you're literally retarded.
>>63605330
>not liking thick fuarking juicy chicks
lose my number
>>63605320
I agree with you 100%
>>63605330
Don't even that bad, she a is old and fatty, nothing that 2015 doctors could make better
While I was just about as excited as anyone on heem at seeing Rousey getting BTFO, i can't help but be reminded by what one heem bro said on here before the fight.
He basically predicted that Holly would win, but in the grand scheme of things, having Holm win means they would both lose.
The UFC loses a big draw and a true historical icon of the sport, all at the hands of an aging competitor who is probably a few fights away from losing to someone in the future or having her(Holly) retiring early but with no true lasting appeal in the MMA world.
She's not young, out spoken, or charismatic to influence a young generation of girl fighters. I get that technique and skill will always be king but fans are made throughout the world by casuals who get into the sport in the first place by the narrative and not the subtly of technique.
MMA lost a star, one that will, in effect, put the sport back a couple of years till a new draw takes the spotlight once more.
jre when
>>63605229
>when you realize you dun goofed
>>63605346
Oh right, you knew Holm would win the whole time. Definitely.
>>63605356
You think i give a shit?
I came here for the heems and memes
Could you guys explain to me exactly why Dana would give a fuck that Ronda lost. Does it really fucking matter to him, won't he make even more money with a new champion?
Or is he never allowed to have a new cashcow after Ronda.
>>63605356
You know, it's like pottery. Gina was just bursting into the mainstream, then Cyborg came along. That basically put WMMA into stagnation until Rousey came along. Now? Well, we'll see... certainly there's more chance for WMMA now I think even without Rousey.
>>63605373
A lot of people knew
http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/betting/most-books-got-crushed-holm-s-upset-rousey-ufc-193
>>63605381
It takes time to make a cashcow, and you have to remember, they can get KO'd too. Between GSP and Ronda there was a GIANT gap. Silva wasn't a cash cow, Jones wasn't either, check out the PPV numbers. The UFC lost a lot of money there. That's why Dana is depressed
>>63605365
not soon enough
>not life streaming from your private jet
>>63605404
Silva broke through late with his smashing of Vitor, but just as he was entering true widespread prominence then LAST CHANCE TO JOIN THE TEAM came in and ended an era.
I think UFC could turn Sage into a big ol' draw in not a lot of time... people can't get enough of Sage.
>>63603088
That's not Calderwood though.
>>63605285
>>63605264
I remember when Weidman was set to fight Anderson the first time and EVERYONE and I fucking mean EVERYONE who wasn't from Brazil chose Weidman to win. This time around though, I cannot recall there being many people who PUBLICLY chose Holly to win. I think we were all oversaturated with all of Ronda's hype that we all fell into the idea that it was too soon for Holly and she was a lamb being fed to the wolf. And boy were we wrong. Like Gustaffson/Jones, only Holly actually won (even though I would argue that skill wise, Jones and Gustaffson are more on par with each other than Holly and Ronda).
LGTSS
>Holly "Growth" Holm
>Holly "Growth" Holmones
>Holly "Delts of Peace" Holmosterone
>>63605356
This isn't WWE. Noone gives a fuark who's the most charismatic, the best fighter should be champ. Period.
Also
>WMMA
No one really gives a fuck.
>>63605440
I dont really know shit about UFC but my grandpa told me about how ridiculous of a boxer Holm was and he was saying how she would take it.
It's nice to see such precise stand up game for once.
>>63605454
>This isn't WWE. Noone gives a fuark who's the most charismatic, the best fighter should be champ. Period.
The casuals? You know, the ones who actually buy PPVs and stuff....
>>63605440
Were you in heem during the week?
A lot of pulling were pulling for holm, some britbro put money on holm too. Other ameribro too.
There were some people.
>>63605373
I knew that if Holm kept her distance and waited for Ronda to tire she'd win, some swede disagreed and said Holm is not about distance because she clinched a lot in boxing.
Even if you don't believe me, more people were saying Holm stood a chance than Serra, literally no one saw Serra winning that fight. That's why in the rematch the betting odds were something like 1:4 even though Serra was champ.
>>63603838
Turn with him.
Remember how TJ stuck to Barao's back every time he tried to spin? It's just that.
>>63605465
On fight day everyone was here for Holly.
>>63605465
sry fr shite nglis goys
>>63605396
pottery in motion
Was anyone else surprised to see Lady Gaga shit on Ronda?
>>63605462
A sport that caters to layman and casuals isn't a sport. What happened there was good for MMA as a whole. Technique obliterated bum rushing. A humble fighter demolished a cocky brawler.
The only one at a potential (financial) loss is the UFC, and I like a bit too many fighters to care about their money grubbing wallets.
Am I the only one that still likes Ronda even though she's 12-1?
>>63603838
I do this
>>63605490
I pray for her every night.
>>63605480
Literally who?
The sad thing about this fight is that it wasn't even CLOSE. It's not like it was a fucking tight match and Holly just barely won. No, she fucking lit Rondas face up so fucking bad and she fucking destroyed her. God damn, who would have seen this coming.
>>63605356
This really pisses me off. Holly's story has been paralleled with Ronda. Sure her story is more of a subplot, BUT that is the beauty of it! Everyone was cheering Ronda and how she has a great back story and how now she's here and she means the world to every woman and girl, but Holly's story was the one that we should be paying attention to now.
>She was hyped to beat Honda very early into her MMA career
>She said she wasn't ready
>Honda-mania in full swing
>Holly wins in silence/overlooked
>title shot
>annihilation
>David beats Goliath
If anything, in this fucked up M. Night Shamilan type of twist, Holly is the Ronda we all thought was Ronda. And in reality Ronda was the antagonist to Holly's pro. This should be a fucking story and a reason for Ronda followers to switch over to the humble side of things. But then again Ronda fans are all ignorant, pretentious assholes who won't give Holly the credit she deserves.
>inb4 watch Holly get rekt in the rematch
>>63605490
>still likes Ronda
>still likes
>still
>
>>63605490
I'm still a fan, even if she loses the rest of her fights and retires. I will always admire the way she would armbar everyone with ease and then even KO a few challengers
>>63605356
Everyone agrees that Rousey/Holm was the best female fight in the UFC so far. The idea that it pushed the sport back is ridiculous.
All this 'but the casuals' is cynical bullshit. So what, Ronda got a viral video, but even with that she could barely top Conor or Jones, who had actual, real fights. This idea that people are retards who drop $60 on fuckshit fights over and over is just ridiculous.
Anyone who thinks it's a bad thing that Holm/Rousey was the best female fight ever in the UFC is just a cynical victim.
remember when rousey threw a punch after the bell? she legit hated holm which makes her getting BTFO even better.
>>63605506
Anyone could get KO on any given day in the ring.
>>63605546
Ronda has been acting crazy, not 'fight crazy', crazy crazy.
>>63603697
I don't want to jinx anything but Yair is legit shit, mang. I want to see either of these two FWs fighting for the belt in 2016.
>>63605314
>>63605353
>Prime Gina
too fucking qt.
>>63605562
It's not a coin toss like you make it out to be.
>>63604283
Joe Lauzon saw it coming too.
>>63605582
When the fuck is Mister Funland fighting again, anyway? That dude is based.
![480431704-gina-carano-attends-the-20th-century-fox-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/he6ZBrP.jpg "480431704-gina-carano-attends-the-20th-century-fox-gettyimages[1]")
>>63605584
She isn't so bad right now either imho.
>>63605637
Time for Gina to fight again, I say... unfortunately she doesn't want to do it ;_; ... Hopefully more movies will come.
Have you all seen In The Blood?
>>63605606
Probably the next Hibernian card. His fights have mostly been on the Burning Continent iirc.
>>63605654
Of course, i'm a Gina fanboy tbqh, watched everything she's been in.
2014 milf Gina is good Gina too.
>>63605582
That would be a Based battle of shitskins
>>63603748
Thanks for posting this mate
>>63605712
Thats a sandnigger/mudslime and a wetback.
Indians and gypsies are shitskins.
Honestly curepis, you're lacking with your racial slurs.
>>63605746
>>63603748
Any likelihood of a Gracie breakdown, at some point?
>>63605754
Sorry based Kebab Remover.
>>63605761
I doubt it, coaches aren't supposed to talk about and breakdown their fighters losing.
>>63605790
yeah I figured
>>63603748
When you watch the break down you really start to realise how well Holly really did shut down Ronda.
>>63605808
Yeah, Ronda was constantly threatening. That's what makes it a good fight.
>>63605288
9/1 on proper betting places.
>>63603088
That fight showed how vulnerable she can be to being pressured. I think PVZ is going to beat her after she's done with Rose.
PVZ is perfect.
>>63603209
yeah, I think Rogan had an insta with him going to Melbourne
>>63605858
I want to see Sage dick down Paige with his massive cock.
>>63605858
Maybe so. I don't expect that to happen, though. Maybe I should go back and watch more PVZ fights.
Audio of Ronda screaming NOOOOOO after finding out she got KTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8icDEPhgTes
>>63604918
you've just copied that from Sherdog
>>63605858
unlike most i give PVZ a chance, why?
she is literally stronger and bigger then laterneau
she is the hector lombard of 115.
and well the old adage about young fighters learning so fast.
If she can get good enough defense and a weapon or 2 that works on top 10 talent, she could win the strap
>>63603209
yep. there's a picture of him on the plane home from it still posed like that
>>63603130
Tony's reaction though, only real fight fan there tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lads)
>>63603483
Holm would be smart to wait for Rousey. There's more money for her in a rematch with Rousey than there is facing any other opponent.
Official Anthem of the Holly Holm Fan Club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
>>63605928
topkek
>>63605986
Nah. Holm can smash literally anyone in that division if she really wanted to (as evident from this fight). She could easily take another fight to keep active.
>>63605994
The number of people who dont' get this song is shocking.
Usually it's fat ameribros making shitty montage videos of American GI's stomping over Iraq, but christ dude.
>>63606053
It's a extremely shallow song tbqh, pretty much open to interpretation.
>CONTROL HIS FUCKING WRIST!!!!!
Why do these two men insist on their MMA careers?
>>63606109
Because at 30 with no education and a fucked up brain there is no much you can do in order to mantain a similar life style.
It's preferable to just kill yorself and END THE PAIN.
>>63605672
that's kailan curran
>he doesn't remember waifu wars
>>63605940
>she is literally stronger and bigger then laterneau
What
>>63606121
you now remember cole konrad retiring without ever getting hit
>>63606051
Eh, I kind of want people to talk shit about Holly.
>She ain't shit
>That was just lucky
>Ronda got caught with a lucky meme kick!
>>63603685
you can't fly US --> Aus on a private jet, at least the kind Dana has
Where is this podcast Joe promised?
>>63606203
I've already seen comments on Facebook from people that actually believe if Ronda had taken her down, she would have won.
Even though she did and then tried several other times. It's hard for them to accept the fact that Holm > Rousey
>>63606244
I literally expect it to be the most obnoxious podcast ever.
>why are people being mean to Ronda
>she didn't do anything
>everybody gets caught sometimes
>this isn't such a big upset after all
>>63606109
desu Rosholt has some of best wrestling in the division, he can probably be a top 10 mainstay if he sorts out his cardio and works on his stand up
>>63606097
It's literally a song about how everyone's going to get there's for their sins in the end. Whether it's this life or the next.
>>63606259
this, its pretty black and white. do reddit fedora tipers get triggered by the song?
>>63606251
Well... It was a tough fight. I won't delude myself into thinking it was easy. I'm just talking in terms of striking and TDD.
>>63605940
>115
>big and strong
They can't really do a lot of damage to each other at such small weights
Part of the reason I didn't watch it
>>63606268
I don't think it was. I'm convinced Holly had this fight in the bag and she knew it. She stopped Ronda's attempts at everything.
>>63606270
Well, you can still get some great submissions at 115.
Actually, the JJ/Letourneau fight was good.
>>63606277
Personally, I think it was very tough.
>>63606289
This isn't a matter of opinion cunt. It wasn't hard for Holly at all. Ronda put up almost zero competition against Holly. Holly made Ronda look like she was bronze medalist in the special olympics.
>>63604918
This is sort of like Seahawks fans after SB49. They talked way too much bullshit to be let off the hook that easy. They were bound to get the fact that their team lost in a heartbreaker rubbed in their faces for a long time coming.
Rousey was too disrespectful to everybody and too pampered for too long for anybody to feel sorry for her.
>>63606265
Not really, as a professional fedora tipper who literally, unironically prays to NGT before bed every night and wakes to read a passage from The God Delusion I can say that it's a great song without descending into pure autism just because it's about people paying for their wrong doings via answering to God.
It's like getting mad at Our Mother The Mountain by Townes Van Zandt just because it's about Lorelei. You'd literally have to be the biggest reddit tier fedora tipper that posts walls of text to r/atheism all day long.
>>63606301
>>>63606289 (You)
>This isn't a matter of opinion cunt.
ahahaha ok maybe you should go back to facebook discussions.
>>63606301
She did get in trouble one time but she managed to pull through.
Generally speaking, Ronda did most of the work for her. Running face first into fists isn't a great strategy.
I'm actually shocked it's taken until Holm for anybody to actually understand this and make use of it.
WMMA is fucking sad.
>>63606327
I think part of the issue is that they didn't have very hard hitters until Holm, they could afford to flail around like retards because walking into fists didn't hurt them that much
The ground game is more important in wmma
>>63606327
Miesha had the plan but then she just kept rushing her and getting thrown
>>63606257
Top 10 most boring fighters of all time maybe
>>63606326
personally, my opinion is that 2 + 2 = 5.
Who here still /erect/?
>>63606345
>literal facebook tier banter
Holm vs Tate: Who wins?
Holm won't be able to stop the double leg, but she would light up Meisha on the feet.
What say you?
>>63606349
I made your mom's face a book after writing all over it with my semen.
>>63606352
prolly Holm but I think it'd be a boring decision
>>63606353
I'm just replying in case you still feel like calling me names, or making >your mom jokes...
>>63606338
That's irrelevant when the other person is running at you face first. All you need to do is stick your arm out and let them do the rest. Do this enough times and they're going to get a concussion.
The real issue is most women in the sport are fucking retarded and have no fight iq. Like >>63606340 pointed out.
Miesha was having success standing with Ronda because her boxing is trash. What does she do? Dive for legs from a mile away and get tapped.
Or how about Carmouche staying on the ground after Ronda literally let her stand up?
Maybe it's the coaches fault and it took Jackson to actually make a game plan.
>>63605356
Literally none of this explains how Holly Holm lost in any way at all. If she never fought RR, she would still be the same age and have the same amount of time left in the sport, only she would never have made her mark in MMA history or made the biggest payday of her career.
We don't need more fucking casuals in the sport's fan base. Lord knows we already have enough of those running around. I know plenty of people who don't know anything about MMA who think (or thought until yesterday) that RR was untouchable and would probably beat some male champions. She brought enough casuals into the fan base already. Besides, do you think the sport will ever go without a few stars?
One last thing, if anything this should only further evolve WMMA in that now women will actually have to learn things like proper striking and footwork to have success in the sport.
I wonder how the girls featured in those Rousey Revolution videos felt watching their inspiration get outskilled live on the telly
>>63604727
testosterone
>>63605522
rampage thinks he only gets girls because he's funny and makes them laugh, not because he's a handsome superalpha
hilarious
why was ronda so spooked at the weigh ins? she sounded like she was going to break down, did the pressure get to her?
>>63606270
>They can't really do a lot of damage to each other at such small weights
>>63606422
It's not easy being a rockstar, Mohammed.
>>63606422
She's just passionate.
>>63606426
What fight was that?
>>63605356
The better fighter won and that's what matters. Holly seems like a humble, hardworking Christian, the kind of American I like. Much better role model than Ronda.
>>63606444
YoungJayCheck vs Penne
>>63603080
she looks mentally destroyed and afraid
lots of losses to come, I'd bet
>tfw Tyson takes in Rousey and teaches her secrets of boxing
>>63606481
Takes in the smell of her pulsating pussy
>>63603353
He always does, he's the complete opposite of BJ Penn who, for most of his career, looked perfect no matter what kind of beating he'd taken.
Edmond "The Diamond" Tarverdyan the sharpest mind in combat sports. Prior to becoming a coach he was an undefeated MMA superstar and held numerous prestigious belts in boxing.
>>63602952
I thought this 'sport' was on /asp/ie
>>63603702
uh...ok
>>63606405
>he's even saved my life like a helpless child, he has stolen my honour and his debts must be paid
>>63606490
>GLENNNDAAAALLLLLEEEEEEE
LITERALLY ONCE GIANT ARMPIT SMELL OF A CITY
>ARAHHHS
NOT EVEN ONCE
anyone watch into the badlands?
daily reminder thick gina is best gina
Better question is whether Ronda has accumulated the fuck you money. I mean fame and respect is one thing but heeming your brain into oblivion is for favela monkeys and white trash is it not? She has to put in a lot of fucking hard work to even stand chance against holly at this point. Would you still have any motivation left? Especially when you can settle down in to a comfortable lifestyle?
>>63606490
>literally taking striking advice from a coach that has literally only beaten a 6/20 fighter and one with only 2 loses and no wins
>no one else in the gym is good
>wonders why she has shit striking
Ronda's mum called that shit
>>63606537
she was probably averaging fuck you money but needed a larger sample size
>>63605229
Joe, it looks like Holly went deep into Rhonda's soul and pulverized it.
>everybody now thinks that holly is good
she just exposed how shit ronda actually is
which tells us how much of a joke WMMA is
>>63605294
>she is pretty, which basically means "not ugly."
Your language skills are lacking, Paul Hogan. "Pretty" already has a definition, and this isn't it.
>>63606576
Just don't watch it, friend. We all know WMMA ain't shit compared to MMMA but this was extremely entertaining regardless the fact.
>>63605520
you play chess, i bet
>>63606316
Seahawks fan here. Fair enough comparison, I suppose. Difference is we'll come back humble, Ronda won't ever be humble.
yall are saying this is a marketing disaster but desu until yesterday i couldn't give two shits about ufc, only knew of rousey because she's fucking everywhere and the fact that she got done actually made me more interested in /heem/
Sage is 19 years old and fighting in the UFC. Sage is literally a 10/10 with a MASSIVE cock.
How jealous are you?
>>63606616
ofw he's no 10/10
so now another UFC meme is dead, what will dana come up with next to try and push it into the mainstream again?
>>63606616
how do I achieve this mode lads
>>63606623
Sage could fuck your girlfriend whenever he wanted to.
>>63606616
He doesn't seem to be enjoying it as much as I would be. And his dad is abusive.
>>63606609
>Difference is we'll come back humble
Yeah I don't think so.
>>63606634
his narrow shoulders make his head look big
>>63606649
His huge shaft makes his dickhead look perfect
>>63606634
>yfw he's saving his virginity for marriage
>>63606658
Doesn't matter. He could steal your girlfriend whenever he wanted to and your girlfriend would willingly allow him to do it.
>>63606655
>>63606663
And here I was thinking that only an american could be this much of a poof. I bet you're the schaubposter too.
>>63606669
I bet you're mad that your girlfriend moved to America to get a taste of that Sage.
>>63606669
you sound insecure about your sexuality
>everyone liking Ronda made me hate her
>everyone hating Ronda makes me like her
Im such a fag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hajime_no_Ippo
I get that Sage is supposed to be some sexy cunt but he looks like he walked off the set of some 90s sitcom or off the music video for his 2004 radio rock band Tbh. He needs to get rid of the frost tips
>>63606707
Literally every fight in that show/manga is hype as fuck.
>>63606673
i'm mad that she didn't invite me along to get a taste for myself to be perfectly honest with you
>>63606718
>tfw no threesome between Sage, me and BASEDvid HUGEcock
Life is pretty shit Tbh lads
>>63606699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3-F6DcGUsk
just watch the shilling in this video and you'll be alright
>>63606699
Yeah you should probably gas yourself for being such a useless cunt
>>63606734
This
>>63604511
No he didn't. But repulitards don't care about facts.
>>63606731
That man is on steroids.
>>63606750
Don't act like you wouldn't suck his big balls whilst your ass is eaten out by Sage.
>>63606750
>implying GOATvid PoGOAT is on steroids
He could literally HEEM you for spreading such obvious lies
but he wouldn't because he literally, unironically only understands love and peace.
Ronda fans fall in to a unquie catogory of shitty people. They are usually Conor and Jones fans as well. They love shit talking and disrespect. It gets them off because it plays onto their dillussions of ego and being better than other people.
Pride cometh before the fall. You can't build a tower on a shitty foundation. When you act cocky you have doomed yourself, all it takes is one loss for your world to crumble. A humble fighter can lose a dozen times and still retain his self respect, his friends are genuine friends who won't leave him or her. But a cocky fighter is bound to always winning which is impossible unless you avoid serious competition.
If your self worth is dependent on being better than other people then what happens when you lose? And people like Jones, Conor and Ronda are holy trinity of argonance and disrespect. They talk shit even after they win. So if beating someone else makes you better than that person then what happens if you lose?
Their fans are blood bound to these people with over inflatted egos because their own self worth is non exsistent despite what their fascade of fake confidence would like to portray. And thus when their fighter loses they feel extra hurt.
>ywn watch Rousey vs Holm for the first time ever again
>>63606761
fedor was humble
his losses still destroyed his career/image
>>63606761
>not liking le master ruseman BASED Jones
>>>r/mma
>>63606769
He's still considered an all time great and his return is a big deal mang
Destroyed is a strong term
>>63606769
Fedor is the GOAT of the ring
Werdum is the GOAT of the cage
This is my opinion hope you like it
>>63606775
Nah he was the god of MMA then he lost and literally everyone thought he was an exposed can crusher, because they're casuals, and casuals latch onto the next big thing then act like they were always overhyped and shit when they fall.
>>63606782
I'm going to rewatch the Henderson fight
I remember it being awesome
is it safe to start getting hype about 194 now?
>>63606797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOi3wntPWkE
>>63606797
wouldn't just yet
4 weeks out from 189 I thought it was safe, "well no one is going to pull out now are they?" I said. I was wrong. I think brewing it until the weekend before and then going into maximum overhype is a safe bet.
>>63606800
Is that a fucking CGI belt?
>>63606761
>lumping conor fans and JJ fans in with ronda fans
>not identifying as a conor//JJ fan yourself
heem yourself, faggot
>>63606800
Just terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HttoKInDgs
This is much better
>>63606805
Are you retarded? They obviously reshot Conor's parts. I think he's even wearing a different suit.
>>63606805
kek
great catch
>>63606815
you're wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxaRiyu7AI
>>63606809
>people are able to physically handle Lorde decimating Tears for Fears
>>63606827
Not a big deal imo
She doesn't even sound bad, though I think I've heard like only one song of hers in GTA and I thought it was pretty good
>>63606830
>Not a big deal imo
it's pretty big
>>63606815
no dude, they literally CGI'd a fake fake belt in
>>63606805
top fucking kek, and a CGI arm too
>>63606826
>>63606836
Fair enough, my mistake.
A heem for your troubles
>>63606761
its the UFC fault ultimately
they shouldn't have overhyped a fighter that is a grappler and consider herself a striker.
this just shows how delusional fight analysts are saying a grappler can outstrike a striker, especially when that grappler is very aggressive on the feet
>>63606827
>tfw dad walks in while you're trying on your Lorde wig and calls you a faggot
>>63606797
I'm getting pretty excited for UFC Korea. That card looks like it could deliver some serious memes and heems.
This weekend's card is pretty good looking too. I'm interested in Perez vs Lapilus, Touchy Fili vs Moggly, Sanchez vs Lamas, and I think I'm just about ready to get on the Gastelum train especially if he beats Magny in a big way
>>63606845
you seem to be making a lot of mistakes recently Ausbro :(
>>63606851
I was going to get on the Gastelum train but I couldn't because the fat fuck is too fat and thus there's no seats because the big fat faggot is too fucking fat
Lay off the cheeseburgers, Kelvin
>>63606761
What happens when they don't lose? What then faggot?
#TMT
>>63606851
did Hamilton and Dong get new opponents yet?
F I G H T
A
N
https://www.instagram.com/p/-GCdkFpFOm/
>>63606860
TBE
B
E
Is Floyd the only great fighter who never lost?
>>63606863
bit of a mismatch isn't it
That jre with dana will just be 2,5 hours of pure damage control
>>63606872
Never underestimate the strength of a black man.
>>63606872
literally who
>>63606872
yeah the chink doesnt stand a chance
>>63606872
>shonuff
>>63606872
is dong hyun kim the one who almost raped chael's mom?
>>63606885
That was Yushin Okami.
>>63606885
Hah nice recall there but nah that was Yushin Okami
How soon till Ronda joins WWE lads?
Th way I see it she either
A) Has one or two more fights against shitty opponents so she can leave with some victories
or
B) Leaves ASAP so she can join WWE in time for Wrestlemania
>>63606877
>implying they won't spend most of it talking about Boston
>>63606866
Marciano
Calzaghe
Saori Yoshida and Sugar Ray Leonard deserve honourable mention
>>63604096
Are you trying to arouse me?
>>63604158
>Edmond embraced her and said "champione... champione" to make her feel better with his slimey Armenian lies
kek
>>63606845
Could Bob Sapp beat Ronda Rousey?
>>63606612
Chances are you're not going to keep up though, sure there's a big boom now since she's lost, but after it wains off you faggots will leave and follow the next hype train
The entire Rousey draw is pretty much gone
>>63606892
>still talking about Ronda
she's old news lad
>>63606769
I think his image was destroyed only to the type of people mentioned in >>63606761
Personally I can't really be assed to hate any fighter. Sure I have preferences here or there like anyone else but some people really get nuts with that shit.
>>63606925
>be excited to check UFC website for once
>Holm is not even on the front page
I made some OC in MS paint
It's a parody of the famous Pantera album cover
>>63606918
Lesnar vs Ogreem had a weird buyrate didn't it? Like, predicted to hit 800 then hit like 600 instead. Still pretty good but certainly not his usual. That was Lesnar's first fight after his really vicious loss to Cayenne. I wonder how much that knowledge will transfer over to Rousey's return fight and the numbers it will draw.
I'm tempted to say she'll still draw very well. I think people latch onto celebrities a bit tighter these days thanks to the modern manner of engagement where they follow on Instagram and Twitter rather than the classical model of watching them on TV / magazines / etc.
>>63606872
the negros face looks shopped
>>63606957
She's taking time off so her comeback will be billed as this big redemption story before she just gets BTFO again.
>>63606969
She's actually taking time off to do a movie
>>63606957
>she'll still draw very well.
Yeah I think that's pretty much a certainty. She's been hyped up so much that popularity isn't just going to instantly disappear. It's not going to be the same though and I think numbers will dwindle somewhat
How many bings and bongs till Rogan's podcast is up lads?
What's the biggest possible title fight for Conor at 155? Assuming he defends the 145 belt a couple of times (let's say against Fronkie and a 10/10 rematch with Hollomeme) which allows us to pick anyone from 155 for this hypothetical.
Obviously the meme fight with Duffy in Croke dump would be a big seller in Ireland, would it be the biggest in USA? I think Cowboy vs Conor would be huge as well but I can't really think of another fight that would draw the casuals in as much as the two above.
Maybe if Pettis somehow got his meme aura back but that seems a long way off given his inability to stay fit and being exposed
>>63606978
Conor vs Mayweather
>>63606978
cowboy vs conor is the biggest fight in UFC history desu if cowboy beats rda and conor beats aldo
anyone else want to move to ABQ and be a janitor at JacksonWink MMA?
>>63606978
Conor vs Cerrone would be a fucking fun fight. Lead-up wise I think they could trade some decent barbs.
>Pundits are confused as to what Dana White meant by his choice words after the event on Saturday night.
>"I'm not really sure what to tell you," White said during an interview after the event.
>"We gave her, we gave Holly the money, and she took the [expletive] money, trust me, and then she goes out there and beats her anyway. We'll have to see where it goes from here, but it's, it's a new situation for us, for sure."
>>63606972
I'm aware, I write the sentence fucked up. I meant to say since she's taking time off her comeback will be booked as a big redemption story, which will end in Holm blowing her the fuck out again.
Do you guys think that they will let miesha fight holly now that ronda is taking some time off?
>>63606990
Anyone else want Ronda to move to Canada and train at Tristar?
>>63606995
I'm sure I read something about Holm asking for a 7 figure paycheck to fight Rousey but I didn't heart anything about it pre-fight. Weird.
>>63606994
personally I think it's amazing that Conor's fights have been as big as they have considering none of his opponents spoke English except Poirier (Chad doesn't count as it was short notice and anyone before his acl doesn't count because I said so)
so yeah with Cowboy as a dance partner, both have fan friendly styles and some nice back and forth between the two it could be a great fight to watch.
Might also be nice to finally see Cerrone in angry, racist no bs mode for a change
>>63606902
He said great and undefeated.
DONT WORRY BOYS I GOT A DANK OP BREWING
>>63606995
cool story bro
>>63607009
>Holm asking for a 7 figure paycheck to fight Rousey
that was back before she was signed to the company
>>63607004
She's the most logical contender barring the unfortunately obligatory instant rematch
Probably would be the biggest fight for Holm in the division, yet again ignoring the obligatory rematch
>>63607004
well it would make the most sense imo
said earlier it could also be a good test to see how well womyns can do, in terms of attendance & gate and either ppv or ratings depending on what platfor it's on, without Ronda
>>63607016
Canada this is why we don't like you, everyone's talking about MMA and you come in looking for attention, which I'm sorry to give to you but I hope you learn something from this post.
>>63607019
Yeah I was wondering why I didn't hear about it during the build up to 193. Good on Holly though she is definitely worth the money
>>63607033
Okay so we do Holm vs Tate, what kind of co-main you want?
>>63607040
Just fuck my shit up
>>63607004
I honestly do not see that happening. They need to have Holm vs Ronda at UFC 200. The initial plan to have Cyborg vs Ronda is obviously blown the fuck up, and if Miesha beats Holm, the entire thing goes out the window.
I don't really know what is in store for Holm, but I'd be leaning more towards a fight with, say, Kaufman.
>>63607040
Ronda vs. Guyborg
>>63607033
>without Ronda
It's a shame because numbers will be quite bad when Holm is a really nice champ
>>63606978
top 5 lightweights maul him
RDA will ragdoll him, no point in going to 155
>>63607040
it's actually hard to think of a worthy co-main that isn't actually better than Holm/Tate
I mean I guess you could go strawweights again but that could turn a bit gimmicky so idk, maybe a beast meme fight like wondermeme vs Matt meme or Bisping vs Silva
fk knows m8 I'm shit at matchmaking
>>63607004
if ronda fights holly at ufc 200: no
otherwise yes. And I'm pretty sure if they don't give miesha a shot against holly she will just retire
>>63607062
Bisping vs Silva has to happen someday, and given their current states that feels like a co-main on a big PPV. I can see it.
Don't be scared homie, we are going to make it.
>>63607072
>Bisping vs silva
You do realize it is, in fact, the current year?
>>63605229
Even her mole looks terrified
>>63607084
Yeah no-one wants to see that old cheater back again
>>63607084
Yeah but it's gotta happen. It just has to.
real new when?
>>63607110
Which one? Rampage said Bisping is on steroids on his twitch stream.
>>63607135
when this one is ashes
>>63607120
that thread doesn't even have /heem/ in the title
somebody make a good one. American tryhard where you at bro?
>>63607157
>>63607157
>>63607157
>10 posts early
I am going to bet 1 grand on McGregor. Wish me luck senpaitachi
>>63607161
>>63607163
lmao perfect timing bud, I like it
Only 3 more wins will Holly has a better record than Ronda, and Ronda already tainted her record with a loss.
>>63605229
She knew right there she wasn't gonna win.
>>63606892
She's filming a movie in Singapore or something during Wrestlemania.
Jesus fucking christ
for a "world class fighter" Ronda certainly didn't know how to adapt to being punched in the face in the same spot by the same hand with around the same timing for the entirety of the first round.
I know it's iconic, but is the cage a bad thing for the UFC?
>>63607843
From what point of view?
I think it's unaesthetic as hell, and it probably hinders mainstream acceptance because of its connotation.
Obviously it changes the dynamics of fights a lot
>>63607138
protip: they all are.
its about covering it up/paying people off.
more recently the ufc started taking drug tests seriously, but brazil for example gives no fucks, the fights held there always seem to be between the most obvious roidmonkeys
>>63605356
Good, I want less women MMA wasting my money and time on main cards
Seriously they fight on the level of city leagues, I can watch that shit live for like 10 bucks
>>63606953
underrated post
also explanation wasnt really needed
>>63604510
double kek
This is my first time taking a gander at an MMA thread. Why is it that in 2015 MMA fans still don't know shit about MMA? Sherdog has been terrible since the beginning of time. I do have an extensive boxing, TKD, and BJJ background but I haven't watched the sport seriously in like 7 years and I can still make better predictions off of a couple minutes of footage from each fighter than your average die hard. Do people seriously not understand the technical aspects of the sport or are they still just busy deepthroating the "experts"?
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