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most accurate map possible edition
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/03/upshot/ncaa-football-fan-map.html
first for >Kiffin playcalling
1st for Clemson not fumbling or turning the ball over again
>>63547086
i really hope he leaves for Maryland
Can we stop throwing the football? Line up. Get under center. Hand the ball to the 230 pound nigger who rushed for 200+ last week.
Kiffin gets on my god damned nerves.
Bama is flawed
Coker can't read complex routes. What a fucking babby
4th for UNC
>>63547086
that one was on coker desu
still
>not running henry on the first drive
Mississippi State fan here. Would love to beat Bama but don't see it happening. Good game so far, let's keep it healthy so both these teams can make their mark on their actual rivals and the bowls.
>>63547056
>coker just chunking it deep
>>63547107
Wow what an in depth revelation there Einstein
>>63547127
I'm so sick of hearing those cowbells everytime MS picks up 1 yard
xth for harbaugh is literally jesus
>>63547056
again with this shitty meme map
Is Coker the Rex Grossman of cfb?
>FUCK IT IM GOING DEEP
>>63547127
Your offensive line is getting manhandled.
>>63547171
I guess we have something in common with your mum
>running it up the middle against bama
>>63547179
OHHHHH, CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA
>>63547179
They're dead?
Nothing like being elite at multiple sports, even shitty soccer
>De'Runnya Wilson
every time
>>63547154
that's what we do. we always do and got plenty of practice cheering for everything because we sucked forever.
>>63547157
you can't have a shittier map than one like yours which doesn't even describe what is going on
Miss St punter is an NFL punter in disguise
Corona Light is the worst light beer I've ever tasted.. Worse than Old Milwaukee
>>63547056
>Posting the worst map
>>63547171
I know, I saw that one coming from the get go. Bama has 5-6 NFL caliber players and our o line isn't very good this year.
If they don't give the ball to Henry 10 times on this next drive I'm gonna fucking break some shit.
>>63547200
dude comes in to my work all the time. really cool guy, always buys a pack of gum no matter what else he gets
>>63547231
This drive won't last 10 plays
If an NFL player didn't play anytime in college and in fact never went to college, left the NFL, and enrolled in college could he play college football?
>>63547223
>5-6
t's quite a bit worse than that desu senpai
iowa state is going to do it again arent they? keking oklahoma state is basically a full time job for paul rhodes
>>63547219
your shithole school not represented?
anyone elses cbs randomly getting blurry?
>OK State
NO MORE FUCKING POINTS OR TURNOVERS FOR YOU SYRACUSE, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!
>>63547238
I think so. I believe Brandon Weeden went to pro baseball and I think a USC qb got drafted and came back
Can we get like a tournament going between all the schools with red uniforms?
Whoever wins gets to be the only team to use red.
>Alabama offense
>Alabama special teams
>>63547240
Oh. Haven't watched Bama play very much, just going off what everyone is saying on ESPN/CBS
Why is Saban's face bleeding
Bama has to weather the storm here. Msu always plays them well early on in the game
What happened to Saban's face?
>>63547265
Not true. Minor leaguers play CFB all the time. But as soon as you declare elligibility for the NFL draft or sign an NFL/CFL contract, your status as an amateur football player is revoked and you can not play college football
>>63547279
They need to have a designated design for teams from 1-128 in the FBS. #1 gets some cool swag uniform and #128 gets the dunce cap.
>>63547231
>Gave to him on 3rd and short
>Tackled for loss
>>63546132
>>63546132
>>63546132
Official Refball game thread
>inb4 iowa state keks ok st championship chances again
>>63547238
No. As soon as you complete professionally, in any sport, you can no longer compete as a student. A friend of mine just went pro and gave up the right to run for her school.
verne thought he "heard" a flag
is he calling this game on acid senpai
Why the fuck do we still play Shumpert. Williams and Lee are much better backs.
>>63547289
No we usually don't. State doesn't usually show up till half time.
>>63547279
Depends on the shade. You got scarlet, crimson, maroon, and cardinal.
Good luck telling Oklahoma or Alabama they can't be crimson
>>63547310
What happened
>>63547327
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard him say that
Why are college teams so wildly inconsistent? Bama looked unstoppable last week now they look like a high school team.
>>63547341
This
https://twitter.com/pistolsguy/status/665638338108506112
>>63547317
it doesn't matter if ok state is the ONLY undefeated team left in division I college football they will not be put into the playoff
>>63547342
>>63547327
>not muting SEC on CBS
baka, senpai
>>63547342
tfw you can smell touchdowns and taste sacks
>>63547340
Okay Top 3 get to choose amongst themselves between Bright Red, Dark Red, and Middle Red
>>63547354
because these are young kids. they are playing on a big stage for the first time in their lives.
I love college ball because of how much emotion and momentum play into a game
how did saban get a cut on his cheek?
If it's goal and 3, run it 3 times if you want to go for it on 4th down. Dan Mullen has left so many points on the field trying to get cute on the goal line.
Well boys, /Vols/ bro here. I just got back from the UT-North Texas game and it was just a weird game. They should have blown them out of the water but I guess a win is a win. Go Big Orange!
Kiffen is nearly Richt tier.
>clempshun
Saban getting beat up out there
>Okie Lite loses
>Oklahoma knocks off Baylor and wins out
>Oklahoma finishes in the top 4
boring
>>63547354
>looked unstoppable
They keyed in on the run against a team that can't do anything but run. It's pretty easy to gameplan when you know exactly what your opponent is going to do.
>>63547373
Yep I always do this.
>>63547262
>tfw clempson and sarahcuse have the same number of nc
>>63547387
your moms pussy stubble
>>63547373
>not loving verne and gary
Wow, defensive football is so BORING. This is why the BIG12 is so much better to watch.
>>63547395
Congratulations, way to represent the conference.
>>63547404
If an undefeated Baylor is behind Notre Dame I find it hard to believe a 1-loss OU will be ahead of Notre Dame.
>>63547395
Don't worry they're just looking ahead to the last couple weeks
>3rd and 12
>throw a 3 yard out route
What the fuck nigger?
Watching Clemson trying to stop the option is hilarious.
Watching Bama try to throw the ball is even worse.
>>63547433
>uga
>>63547438
Those are just the standings right now though. Baylor has played absolutely nobody, which is why they were behind Notre Dame. That won't be true at the end of the season
>DAK ATTACK
DAK
A
K
>>63547433
Can't tell if your being a dick or if your being nice.
>>63547438
Baylor's last 4 games are a lot more difficult than Notre Dame's
If Baylor is already at 6 without having played difficult opponents yet, they'll be alright
>dat dak dragon
c'mon defense
DAK DRAGON
>Obvious pushoff
>no call
Well alright then
>'elite' bama defense
No call on the receiver pushing off?
who /mississippi here because fuck bama thats why/ here?
Who just saw this Michigan timeout with 1 second left in the quarter?
>>63547497
me Tbh
C-can we do it lads?
>>63547497
Fournette plz go
>>63547418
>not muting CBS and listening to based Eli Gold call the game
>>63547410
Clemson fan here
>tfw Syracuse have produced 2 of the GOAT RBs in Jim Brown and Ernie Davis
>>63547485
>>63547494
>bama fans just mimic-ing the announcer
>>63547497
reporting
>>63547514
they don't sync up m8
>>63547497
I am, except it's Mississippi State. Mississippi is Ole Miss.
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
>>63547497
I'm actually a Mississippi State fan that lives in Starkville and goes to the school but welcome. Just remember you can't buy your own cowbell. it has to be a gift.
>>63547246
Yeah, that's it.
>>63547507
God I hope so hail state and go Dak-attack
>>63547507
If Dak puts the offense on his back and the DL plays really well.
>>63547521
He stepped out
>>63547507
No. You're getting abused up front and our offense is going to find a rhythm here soon. Enjoy being competitive in the first quarter though. It's the little victories.
Why does Bama always play down to these scrub teams?
>>63547535
is this true?
that's a pretty baller tradition, even though I still think you shouldn't be allowed to have em in the stadium
>>63547448
Which is why the upcoming Clemson vs Alabama National Championship game is going to be so much fun.
>>63547545
did you see that goal line stop? no way he gets past bama's defense enough times
what the fuck was that
>this Clemson meme offense
throw it to the flats every play.
disgusting
>Obvious hold on the flea flicker
>no call
Jesus christ refs. Look alive.
>>63547437
>NEW BATTLE DAMAGE NICK SABAN ACTION FIGURE
What kind of meme play is that?
>that play
>>63547553
hahaha holy shit I didn't think the rumors were true
>>63547563
>Muh censorship
Methzou pls
>>63547558
>Bama fans
>>63547564
I'm sorry you didn't know, there's a playoff system now. The "Top 2" teams actually have to play somebody first
Nice meme play bulldogs
>>63547563
yes. buying your own cowbell is bad luck
>struggling with syracuse
what the fuck is this?
It's ridiculous how easily Clemson can score 90% of the time. They look like a college version of the '99-'01 Rams at times.
>>63547562
Because Bama is not as good as the media and their fans make them out to be
They're good, but certainly not invincible
>>63544921
As a Georgia fan, EVERY Georgia game this season has been the worst game I've ever seen. It's like ManUtd under LVG x 1000. Literally joyless to behold, even in a win.
Which college has the best alumni roster?
USC?
Offense: Palmer, OJ, Swann, Matthews
Defence: Seau, Polamalu, Matthews, Lott
>SEC kicking
>>63547573
>implying anyone is capable of stopping it
they BTFO more teams with that play than anyone else
>short
gonna be one of those games
>>63547583
It's a flea flicker. You never played football im assuming.
fucking hell Dan, why? why?
Its short lmao
>>63547605
Not a team in the nation that's invincible this year. Bama's defense is the best though.
>>63547596
Stop the fumbles and they'll be fine
Last year was the most frustrating game I've ever watched as a Clemson fan
any fcs fans here? are you ready for the cock?
>no
>hell no
pick two
>>63547586
censorship? You're fabricating noise in a stadium, you should be cheering not using noisemakers, those things are fucking loud.
It's like saying our tradition is to bring in boomboxes and blast Pat Benatar. Unfair unless any school can do it.
>these afternoon games have been just as disappointing as the morning games
>so far
>>63547596
Syracuse did keep up with LSU for a minute.
Also where the fuck is the Clemson defense?
>>63547157
but it's pretty much the same. I just hate the maps that give teams like cinci huge chunks even when they're not even in the top 5 most popular team in their city
>>63547589
>implying ND won't lose to Clemson again in the semis
>implying Ohio State doesn't lose Bama in their semi rematch
>implying you're not a cocksucker
>>63547607
This.
Except for that South Carolina game.
syracuse >>> miami
>>63547645
been doing it since the 1920's. No one cares when they come to Starkville and win
>>63547637
I'm gonna go with Florida m8
Bama is better against the run, but overall the Gators are the best defense out there bruh
>>63547637
Michigan's is
>>63547657
>Oklahoma State is losing to Iowa State
>this Alabama-Miss St shitfest
>mild Clemsoning
Better than the noon games to me
>>63547643
Can I pick hell yes, since I used to live in Gadsden?
>>63547657
watch TTU-KS
gonna be a blowout
not the best football but entertaining
>>63547692
We'll find out in the SECCG
>>63547674
>tfw Syracuse already has more yards in 1 quarter than Miami had in 4
and that Nissan commercial with the bitch talking about football is fucking annoying, I'd tell my girl( if I ever get one :'( ) to shut the fuck up
>>63547698
i will give you Pokes-Clones
but the rest of these have been pretty dismal, predictable
>>63547659
In a bad spot due to the offense
For all of their plaudits, they're not a good red zone defense
>>63547645
b-but you can't ring that cowbell if it offends me! :(
>>63547659
They have been really hit or miss this season. No idea what is up with them.
>>63547692
Florida has better defensive ends. Alabama has better everything else. Go fuck yourself.
>>63547615
Miami's 2001 class would shit on them
>>63547688
I've complained about every time I've seen my team play there. But we hardly ever do so I guess it's nice to have teams I hate have to endure it.
Moreso just on principle
>randomly looking for games at scUM half
>oklahoma state losing
>they miss the fg
get fucked cowgals there can be only one OSU
>>63547700
yes you can!
been to any games this year? they are doing work on both sides
I fucking hate lane Kiffin. I've seen so many adjustments to make already.
>>63547712
I'm not convinced Bama is gonna make it
>>63547715
>I'd tell my girl( if I ever get one :'( ) to shut the fuck up
Might be the reason you don't have one m8
>yfw PTSD from all the cowbell
>>63547735
pretty much this.
USC had a lot of busts on that team.
Miami has All-Pros
>Jim Brown looking terrible
>Jim Brown will die in your lifetime
feelsbadman
is it 1980 again?!
>>63547745
>giving a shit about Oklahoma State or Oregon State enough to say fuck them.
Dude, no.
kiffin calls plays like a fucking 12 year old playing ncaa 14
>>63547718
Apparently it offends you if I try to bring a cowbell to my own home game faggot
>>63547746
I said used to, I live in California now.
quads and USC wins Pac12
>>63547715
It's funnier when you know they're talking about the Titans. But yes, it's awfully annoying
Oklahoma State is actually getting blown out. What the fuck man.
>>63547768
He's like 23
>>63547751
You have never watched Alabama play have you? This is standard.
>>63547726
Your secondary is getting lit up by Miss State over and over as we speak
If you somehow luck into the SEC championship game Florida will hold you under two touchdowns
Henry is good for real, but UF will make Coker quit football forever, even if you win
>>63547758
Eh, I prefer fuck buddies or the party sluts than the commitment and bullshit.
Holy shit Big 12
>TCU playing Kansas (0-9) close
>Oklahoma State being rekt by Iowa State right now
>getting beat by Iowa State
>OK ST loses to ISU
>Baylor wins against OU but loses to OK ST
>OU loses to OK ST
>B12 left out again
We're G6 now. Put a bullet in my head please.
>>63547778
>Mizzscum logic
>>63547615
UGA
Offense: Tarkenton, Walker, Green, Hines Ward
Defense: Champ Bailey, Pollack, Jones
>>63547805
I did too, until I unwittingly fathered a child. Kek
>letting miami win
>>63547802
I watched the Ole Piss game
It's funny how bama fans honestly believe their losses don't count or something
>>63547779
used to live in Gadsden doesn't mean moved across the country
probably not going to be on tv again til playoffs
>>63547807
If this was a wrestling meet... I wouldn't be surprised but jesus christ Okie State.
welp no clemsoning today, lads
>>63547771
I don't like having multiple teams with the same acronym. I actually got to see the OSUvsOSU alamo bowl when I was in high school
>Finish undefeated
>Only 11th
Fucking Big 9 bias
>>63547814
>implying
Such a boring school to put into the SEC. I can't even hate them because they're so bland. They're almost a community college.
I'm drunk off my ass and just got home from the northwestern game. What should I be watching?
Carolina bowl incoming
>>63547780
what the fuck is going on in this picture?
shoulda been picked fuuuuck
>>63547853
Watch Bama-MSU on mute
>>63547835
Guess what. That loss actually doesn't matter anymore because if we win out, we're gonna be in the playoff picture.
Eat my balls.
Gay
rip clanga
>>63547780
Apparently Colorado is invading Canada
>>63547853
Miss St. v bama is the biggest ranked game on right now
However Iowa State is BTFOing Oklahoma State so that's pretty funny too
Fucking Okie Lite, don't do this shit!
>want an undefeated B12 champion
>OkSt losing to the dirt devils isn't good for the conference vis a vis the playoff
>>63547796
>be Okie Lite
>have championship hopes
>go to ISU
Every time lads
>>63547615
Pick a Miami class that went to a BCS Bowl.
2001's team was insane.
God damn it Hail State.
fucking kill me
>PISS STATE
>video games as a recruiting tool
>graphics look like BTTF2 Jaws
>Nintendo State University
>deshaun watson 15/18 for 219rds, 2TD passing, 1TD rushing
>13min left in the 2nd quarter
Good God. Would have been more too if not for the two fumbles.
DAT RETURN
ROLL DAMN TIDE!
THANK YOU BASED SPECIAL TEAMS
I live in Virginia
Ask me anything
Should have expected this
Last time Clemson played in Carrier Dome had scoring strikes of 60, 42, 40, and 91 yards
TAKE
THAT
DICK
BITCH
lmao no call on the block in the back?
>those will be the only points Bama scores
>Mississippi State probably won't score at all
Cyrus "Land Dragon" Jones
>>63547895
got a gif?
god damn those oklahoma state uniforms look hideous
TRY TO REF THAT SHIT
>>63547892
why dont you move
>>63547892
north or south?
how do they not get him. he is in arm's reach the entire time. fucking hell
>>63547895
Miss St has gotten away with holding and push offs all game. Kill yourself faggot
>>63547886
It's hard to believe this years fsu team kept up with them, given the numbers they've put up this season.
>>63547914
RVA
>>63547894
Ugh
This reminds me of the signs fans had at the LSU-Alabama College Gameday
>>63547895
Refs are letting them play today. How it should be tbhfam.
>>63547895
imaginary flag for the imaginary block in the back?
>>63547895
Just ignore it
Is Cletus here yet?
>>63547909
I've liked their unis the last few years but they really shit the bed this year
>>63547892
UVA or Tech
>>63547927
why?
>that fucking trip
lmao
>>63547932
>imaginary
>>63547925
FSU certainly played their best game of the season. Clemson came out flat. Clemson has been really up and down this year. It just so happens they are so good that even when down they will usually win.
>>63547926
kewl i lived in arlington for a bit. never made it down to richmond tho
>>63547946
VCU :^)
>>63547938
Cletus?
>>63547909
Not as bad as michigan states new uniforms
lol yeah that's a block in the back
Why is Danielson so anti bama?
>>63547886
I think if Clemson goes undefeated, he might steal the Heisman.
>>63547932
did you see the replay just now?
>>63547905
>>63547932
get rekt fgts
Shoulder to shoulder lads
>blocking the kicker in the back
Ayyyy lmao
GRIZZ UPDATE::
EWU getting the D
20-3, 11:00 left in the 1st
>punter who wasn't going to make the tackle flops on his face after getting tapped in the side
Thats not a block in the back. That's a faggot trying to save his team 6 points.
>>63547948
>LSU is BAD
>LF has BRACES
was cringeworthy
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>63547780
>tfw the PAC is the only conference that actually has the correct number of participating schools in its number, and even changed its logo and name to reflect it.
>>63547879
>that year there was a plane crash
>this year there was a parade crash
CRASHING THIS SEASON WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>63547968
it's OK Bama bro, we both know Gray got away with the pushoff on the Dak dragon and that could've been 6 too.
>>63547986
oh, i thought you were talking about the katrina signs. whatever
>>63547969
That makes no sense. Alabama is the biggest television draw in the SEC. Danielson works for CBS. Why would he be anti-Alabama? If anything, common sense says he would be PRO-Alabama.
That kicker flopped
>>63547980
GO GRIZZ
UP WITH MONTANA
>>63547982
>backpedaling this hard
>>63547980
literally who
>>63547980
MONTANA HAS A COLLEGE?!?!
>>63548001
yeah and they've missed a couple msu holds
>>63548005
He wished injury on Henry at the end of the LSU game.
>>63548009
Sorry that i actually played sports and know the rules.
How bout dem Cowboys doe
Bama's awake now
got themselves some egg mcmuffins
Man I don't see Mississippi State scoring at all unless they get a turnover in Bama territory.
Or De'Runnya dragon outta nowhere
>>63548005
every fanbase believes everyone in the media who isn't explicitly affiliated with their team is against them
Who /hoping Mizzou gets BTFO in biblical proportions/ here?
>>63548011
The University of Michigan
The most prestigious university in the country and maybe the world
Most wingiliest football program
Iconic football helmets
Multiple national championships
More relevant than any other program
Get fucked
>>63548000
>trips of truth
>>63548000
Trips confirm Diet Okie is kill
UNC WOULD BOOTY BLAST ALL THESE TEAMS
refs spooked that syracuse is showing signs of life
time for them to take control and put this game away
>>63548047
>biblical
Book-of-Mormon-ical proportions.
>this make up call
>>63548029
lmfao no he didn't you troll
>>63548047
>all that SJW shit over the past two weeks
>get BTFO by devout white boys
it'd be beautiful
I fully expected to lose but please don't keep it close all game, don't tease me.
>>63548031
Bama literally blocks in the back multiple times on every punt
>i played sports faget shut up
>>63548048
>Multiple national championships
>90% of michigan fans alive today have not seen their team win the NC
>>63548065
this
Mormons don't read the Bible
They read The Adventures of Space Jesus
>>63548081
>autism
>>63548072
i remember feeling this way about my last high school football game. it went to 7 ot and we lost
>>63548044
we always play better offense in the second half. we put up all our points on LSU in the second half. I'm just hoping we keep it close until then.
>UNC severely underrated
Thanks CFP committee
>>63548081
>any mention of sjw
>redirects to pol
Have you applied to be a janitor yet?
IOWA STATE
>WE 2011 AGAIN
>if you love cowbells, this is your place
who the fuck loves cowbells?
all these nigger bama players pushing guys in the back. literally no class
>needing to cheat to beat a team outside of the top 15
>>63548055
>UNCheat
>oklahoma state getting btfo by IOWA STATE
The big 12 is officially a meme conference. Letting one of their teams in the playoffs would be a mistake
shiiiiit did anyone get a pic/gif of that dude in the green hat
>that fat Mississippi State fan
THAT DUDE HAS TWO(2) COWBELLS!
IN ONE HAND!
>>63548081
>>>/https://www.reddit.com//
>>63548111
If I didn't care about my weight, I'd be so happy. That looks so tasty.
>>63548093
Defense needs to keep playing well too.
>>63548107
>gets paid $525,000 to almost upset a (then)top ten team
>a loss
pick one man
anyway you look at it that was a great win for JSU
>H-HEY GUYS BIG 12 IS STILL A LEGIT CONFERENCE R-RIGHT WHY AREN'T WE IN THE TOP 4????
SEC+"Big" "10" confirmed for only relevant conferences
>>63548109
OU scored more points on Tennessee then literally every single SEC team that beat them
>>63548081
>>63548097
>>63548116
>>>fuck off
holy shit if I wanted to see this shit I'd go to /pol/ or tumblr or reddit or the CNN comments section
it's /cfb/ time
>>63548081
hello there reddit
>>63548138
I knew we could stop Henry. Coker is rattled so maybe he stays that way
>>63548111
I love being an American.
Why is the college football hof in georgia?
>>63548142
They also had 2 overtimes.
>>63548142
4 FCS teams held Lamar to a lower score than Baylor
>Cryami
>Miumi
Ridley just shook that nigger out of his shoes.
Is one guy beating us?
ROLL DAMNED TIDE!
Gonna go to a sushi place and get some food before the late games.
Should I get
Sushi rolls, nigiri or sashimi? And yellowfin or red snapper?
Good job good effort MSU
>>63548174
probably 5 after today
>delay of game after a timeout
hahaha oh my god oklahoma state
CALVIN RIDLEY NEXT GOAT
DAT FUCKING JUKE
getting BTFO by bama isn't the end of the world, clanga. the depression goes away after a while
t. tamu fan
>>63548141
>no champ in 2 years
>total booty blast last year
Hol up sec
>>63548169
They moved it from New Jersey (first football game) and South Bend. I'm gonna guess money moved it to Georgia
>that dude absolutely BTFO by Kenyan Drake's block
>>63548182
>us
which DB are you?
>>63548186
yellowfin nigiri with a little wasabi imo senpai
lol i was literally shouting at the tv when i saw Coker lining up alone in the backfield. turned out to be the best play of the game
>>63548209
good taste anon
>>63548206
Kenyan Drake just BTFO himself
>>63548208
Will Redmond, the 1st round projected draft pick that tore his acl in practice
>>63548209
>yellowfin
Drake can never stay healthy
>>63548111
but but muh bulldogs
>>63548206
you killed him anon
out for the season
Why is Drake on kick returns anyway?
Hahaha this dumb nigger just broke his hand trying to arm tackle
>>63548217
>doubting Kiffin's ability to adapt
>drake down
oh shit, this could be a devastating injury for us.
In full speed it looked like Drake's arm might have snapped all the way back, i need slomo of this
>drake breaks his arm
Are you fucking kidding me
>>63548243
>kiffin
>ability
>>63548224
>his
Nice try Anon. Nobody speaks in third person like that.
>>63548239
We're always shit at special teams. luckily it normally doesn't matter.
ever break your hand so bad it makes you limp?
>>63548229
yellowfin is delicious
>>63548257
in response to the question you asked, they might
>>63548268
It tastes too "fishy" imo. I'm a smoked salmon guy
Is Dak better than Tebow?
>>63548251
Is that supposed to say penis?
is it habbeding
>>63548257
The fuck did you want him to say, dumbass? "Me" instead of the name?
Leak, Tebow, Dak
Switzer just tied the NCAA punt return record
>>63548279
for sure, probably no. 1 nfl prospect this year at qb
dak, tebow and who?
>>63548275
>smoked salmon
>sushi
Jesus you noles are fucking plebs
>>63548271
A normal response would be something like
>Will Redmond, 1st round projected draft pick but I tore my ACL in practice
>elite at football
>elite at basketball
>>63548282
>Not even losing
>Syracuse just called a QB run on 3rd & 15
Nope
>>63548275
well he's going to a sushi place. i love me some smoked salmon too, but if going for sushi I love yellowfin. the spicy tuna rolls are especially good.
Drakes out for the season. Whoever we face in the playoffs just caught a huge break.
I don't know why everytime we play doesn't throw it across the middle on us. There are huge holes across the middle everytime we play.
Losing Drake just sucked all the energy out of Bama
>>63548298
AJ McCarron
>Clemson will win the national championship this year and there's nothing we can do to stop it
>>63548298
i was thinking newton perhaps
>>63548302
yeah. another normal response would be the one he gave you
>>63548298
Chris Leak
>>63548311
Isn't he the backup RB? Why is everyone losing their shit over him? I guarantee Bama has someone good enough to replace him.
>>63548174
That's actually really pathetic
>the shantytown of big12 defense
>>63548319
didn't play long enough
>Navy shutting out SMU 28-0 in the first half
>their QB just broke the record for most career rushing TD's
Navy in the top ten rankings next week?
>>63548329
>Prescott didn't hit that guy on his right
>MSST kicks a Field Goal
Dissapointing
what the best game on right now, senpaitachi?
>>63548329
He's their only flex back. Very dangerous Reggie Bush type player. They only have power backs now.
How pissed off would Jim Harbaugh be if John became the highest paid college coach and beat him in the championship?
>>63548329
he hasn't done shit this year. he doesn't really fit into our scheme as he is not a powerback.
they actually moved him out to the slot today which ive been saying they should do all year. doesn't matter now his wrist is jacked up and he won't see another snap.
>>63548341
>SMU
why
>>63548319
Do you think Newton shouted 100 touchdowns in one season?
>>63548251
>ivy league education
>>63548329
In the past 2 games he's been really explosive off the bench giving Henry rest.
It's a pretty significant loss.
>>63548329
Hes a dynamic playmaker who's had a meteoric rise this season in regards to his football IQ.
>yfw unc BTFO miami more than clemson did
>Miami is losing 31 to nothing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>63548341
yeah beating smu is really impressive
>>63548344
They keep trying to get D'Runnya the ball but that is not happening unless you slant him. He is not catching a redzone fade on Bama.
>>63548341
>military team
>being ranked
>ever
>>63548372
Navy is already ranked though
>even MSU's cheerleader's are ugly
disgusting
>>63548347
>senpaitachi
This is a filter of fa.ms lol
>>63548319
??? Mullen went from Utah to Florida to State. It's Chris Leak, Tim Tebow and Dak Prescott
>>63548291
>>63548298
>>63548316
>>63548325
>>63548319
>>63548339
>>63548353
What are you guys doing?
I am not privy to this new meme
>Miami
>>63548372
>being unpatriotic
>ever
go move to socialist yoorup and get a train run on you by muhhamad
>>63548308
>spicy tuna rolls are especially good.
Spicy tuna is also great.
>>63548300
Most sushi places serve smoked salmon though. Even though it isn't raw
>people paid money to go to Miami
>>63548355
I'm sure there will be a protest on campus by some angry black diversity scholars who were triggered by that and will demand the conductor be removed from his job.
r8 my beer you keks
>>63548392
the cbs trivia question. who were the 3 qbs coached by mullen who produced >100 tds
>>63548392
are you even watching the game. It was a trivia question
Poor Kid.
This is why we need abortions.
No kid should live like that.
>>63548375
this kid's goin places
Mississippi State cannot block or tackle
Alabama doesn't really have an offense
>>63548347
It was NDSU vs Youngstown State.
NDSU scored 17 unaswered points to take their first lead of the game with 35 seconds left in the game
>the city of Bo Pellinni
>>63548251
Is that seriously the entire Harvard marching band?
>>63548407
>drinking an expi stout out of a guiness glass
0/10
>>63548364
>yfw UNC BTFO Clemson
>>63548407
nig/ger
God this color guy for Clemson-Syracuse is the worst announcer I've ever listened to
>>63548412
Fuck you he was having a ball
>>63548407
dark stout, is it chocolate or coffee flavored?
>>63548404
>black students
>harvard
If anything theyre white washed who dont slur their words and are essentially whites with a tan
>>63548365
"Everyone please welcome to the stage 2 LIIIIIIIIIVE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"
SOMEBODY SAY HEEEEEEY JUST FUCK OUR SHIIIIT UUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!
jesus clanga wtf
>>63548412
this. why do people give birth to deformed babies? it's so stupid and does nothing but give the child a painful pointless life
holy fucking shit ahahahahahaha
>>63548407
>bells
Shit/10
Well this one's over
god DAMN Henry is a fucking beast
>All these games are basically over
Motherfucker. Gonna go work on shit until OU-Baylor
HENRY
G E T
E
T
F U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
S T A T E
T
A
T
E
LANDDRAGON
Alabama showing why they're Alabama and Mississippi State showing why they're Mississippi State.
Bama get outplayed and winning 21-3.
is it just my tv or is the Michigan Indiana game flickering like crazy
Henry is a monster. How is he that fast?
ROLL DAMN TIDE!
How scared are florida fans right now?
I'm done. Good win Bama. I expected to lose but that was fucking stupid on 3rd & 8.
>>63548428
racist
>e!spnU
>some big shoes to live up to.."
>>63548454
It's just your tv
Why are we winning?
It feels like we're losing because we're playing so shitty.
>>63548447
Anyone could be a beast when your oline sets up a 20 yd hole.
So will Ohio State vs Bama be a meme bowl?
>>63548454
your set is dieing, m8
>>63548466
it stopped now. gotta get a new tv
>>63548458
Not at all
I'm still not convinced Bama can win a game without the refs literally heaping breaks on them
>>63548453
Eat a dick, guarantee you are some bandwagon fan.
>>63548469
He's a power back and he out ran everyone on the field.
Bo Pellinni has gotten two personal fouls called on him for chimping out in the last 3 downs
>>63548469
and he just outran the entire secondary
>>63548470
They will lose to michigan.
>>63548470
Thankfully the playoffs should prevent this
>Crushing that little kid's dreams on national television
>only potential upset for this weekend is up to arkansas
lame week Tbh Senpai
If Henry doesn't get the Heisman it's highway robbery
>>63548486
good lord, who is this semen demon?
GTFIH
>>63546132
>>63548479
keep it up. i love when schools convince themselves they have a chance against us
>>63548491
Um... Alabama doesn't play Michigan
>>63548458
I expected a 7 win season at best, so I'm not really worried about it either way.
>>63548491
doesn't matter michigan is gonna lose to PSU
>>63548501
My gf, back the fuck off
>>63548401
Look, just because you're good at perforating 14th century dirtfarming dipshits who like to drape tarps on women doesn't make you good at football.
Frankly I adore them more for the previously mentioned abilities than their sporting abilities.
>>63548402
I don't typically trust raw salmon unless it's from a restaurant I trust or I've done it myself. There's a lotta parasites in salmon that need to be killed by freezing at a very low temp for at least 7 days, and then you can't have any cross contamination.
You can get smoked salmon raw though. Lot of places use the cold smoking technique that doesn't cook the fish. It's very good, but I prefer it on bagels w/cream cheese, not as part of a roll or anything.
I'm not rich enough to afford bluefin, so if I'm eating sushi it's gonna be yellowfin or maybe squid.
>>63548491
Literally who
>>63548498
I'm a Bama fan and I think Fournette is a better overall back.
>>63548486
Is that even on tv?
>>63548503
What position were you playing when Ole Miss beat you at home?
>>63548512
liar
post moar
and slap her ass
Welp maybe we'll still beat old Piss...a nice consolation prize
GG Bama knew this would be over if we went into half time down more than a single TD.
>>63548511
Ohio State wouldn't make the playoff if they lose to Michigan though
D A K
A
K
>>63548512
>tfw mine has bigger tits
>all these Bama "fans"
Not from the state, not from the area. Just bandwagon fags
>>63548520
ESPN3
When was the last time the national championship was won with a white QB?
>>63548523
top. ur mum was bottom
>>63548538
So no
>>63548540
Alabama with AJ
>>63548540
Cam Newton
>paying money for someone to "prepare" raw fish
if its not grilled or deep fried, whats the point?
>>63548540
3 years ago
>>63548512
Post her tits or STFU Faggot
>telling someone on the Internet to back off
>Literally being this autistic
>>63548514
>There's a lotta parasites in salmon that need to be killed by freezing at a very low temp for at least 7 days, and then you can't have any cross contamination
Are you retarded?
>>63548540
How white are we talkin?
Like legit white?
Or mostly white like Bradford?
>>63548534
Landwhale gf detected
FREEEEEE WILLLYY!
>>63548540
Last time Alabama won.
INDIANA IS BACK IN THE GAME
LEAVE DAK ALONE!!!!
brahs, my sister is getting pretty bummed out. she's a sophomore in high school and she says no boys talk to her. Is she really that ugly?
>>63548554
doesn't matter, the answer is bama with AJ mccarron
>>63548540
Back to back titles with AJ McCarron. Before that, Greg McElroy
Sounds like the Clanga fans are saying "moooo" not "boooo"
>>63548553
If you're eating salmon raw that is the truth.
LET'S GO HOOSIERS
Put this bama d-line on the Falcons and we'd be undefeated.
I JUST BLOCKED TWO DUDES
This bama d is taking this personally with dak
>>63548487
>monday depression
>>63548568
This looks shooped.
>>63548568
WEW
lmao wow what a shit call
Fuck Dan Mullen. First the goal line and now this shit. Why
NICE COACHING MISSISHITTY
Bamas defensive line is just..not fair
>why can't I hold all these dak sacks?
>>63548556
>being this upset that you dont get to suck on glorious DD's
lmao at verne and gary being too fuckin peabrained to understand why you would go for it there with 15 seconds left
Mullen should relegate the play calling. That was embarrassing.
>hurrr lets run up the middle on the best d-line in the country
>>63548605
>being a tit guy
Kill yourself buddy.
>>63548598
Because we don't wanna win today for the glory of the SEC
>>63548616
>tfw im actually an ass man
Those tits though i cannot refuse
>>63548599
What part of Alabama are you from? Oh yeah that's right you aren't. Go be a fan of a school in your own state.
tOSU
2. Bama
3. Oklahoma
4. Clempson
5. BootyBlasters
6. Iowa
7. LSU
8. Houston
9. Harvard
10. Northwest Missouri St.
I don't think you guys realize how major it is that Drake is out for the year. Alabama's one dimensional offense just got a whole lot worse.
>>63548576
No, it's only true if you are dealing with old salmon you got at Piggly-Wiggly.
>>63548037
>college
honestly i like dan mullen and dak. hope msu wins out after this and gets a nice bowl
>>63548616
>implying anyone who has actually seen DD tits unrestrained would brag about them
>>63548638
>>63548638
>>63548638
>>63548638
>>63548638
NEW THREAD TIME
New bread when
Lmao Dan Mullen is such a whiny sore loser. Very fitting for a loser program.
Jesus, 3 big plays over 60 yards. That's the only difference. Kill me
>>63548632
>harvard
>>63548553
In most states it's illegal to sell sushi that hasn't been frozen for more than ten days
>mfw you realize you've been lied to about 'fresh' sushi
>>63548634
lmao so? They get a bye vs Ohio State, then another bye in the final. Do you really think a Big XII or ACC team is capable of beating Alabama?
>>63548651
>being this mad at a program on the rise
>>63548661
>implying I get sushi from "China Sushi Buffet"
>mfw you have never tasted true fresh salmon sashimi
>>63548375
>that juke
>that fucking block
W E W
>>63548458
>"I don't root for a conference"
>>63548454
Not just you, mine is as well
>>63548275
Ur mum smoked my salmon tbhfam
>>63548349
We have Scarborough but he's only played like 3 snaps.
Now would be the time go unleash him but I think they're trying to take it easy on his knee.
>>63548407
>dark stout
Too much bitter for me senpai.
>>63548486
>ywn have passionate beach sex with this 19 year old QT
>>63548536
>implying
It's seriously me, some other anon, and Giants.
We collectively shitpost enough to make it look like a bunch of bandwagoners.
>the miami hurricanes
HOOOOOOOOOOOSIERS
GO Hamsters !!!
Well SMU basically got ass raped by NAVY.
>>63548536
Actually the University of Alabama aggressively recruits students from out of state. If you go by where the fan went to college as a sign of legitimacy, there are more out of state legitimate bama fans than not.
