/cfb/ gameday thread #3 Roll Fucking Tide edition
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ROLL FUCKING TIDE
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>Connor Cook injured today
So by how many points does Ohio State beat them now?
tOSU
2. Bama.
3. Oklahoma
4. Clempson
5. BootyBlasters
6. Iowa
7. LSU
8. Houston
9. Harvard
10. Northwest Missouri St.
>>63548638
Mullen is butthurt for real but Alabama is
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>>63548645
>tfw shes 5'3 with DD's
>tfw spending the day with her tomorrow
Im already hard thinking about em
>>63548668
quit posting this crackwhore you fucking kek baka
lmao Alabana gets a bye vs Ohio State, then another bye in the final. Do you really think a Big XII or ACC team is capable of beating Alabama? They are getting another Natty with no resistance.
Hail State
>>63548692
415x250
Oh piss state
>>63548684
RESPECT THE IVY LEAGUE DESU SENPAI DESU!!!
>>63548678
yum nothing like huge saggy milkbags
fuckoff kid grown ups are talking about football
>Ok Lite loses
>baylol loses
>OU wins out
would the sooner get in over a ND team that beats Stanford?
>>63548685
>Lane Kiffin is coach
no natties since he was hired and no natties will ever occur with him hired
>>63548685
Coker will fail them like Sims last year with shitty play. I called it last year I'm calling it again.
>>63548699
Literally ripped it from some random website on my phone.
But stay mad.
This Indiana and Michigan game is going hard.
No one can compete with how tough B10 teams are.
>>63548675
idk senpai Bama's looked pretty strong desu, but who the fuck knows what's going to happen with the rest of the keked SEC baka
>>63548706
>Going to play two meme teams
Doesn't matter.
>>63548692
Your fans are pretty based
If Bama was losing this bad at home DB would be fucking emptyyyy lmao
Lmao Dan Mullen is such a whiny sore loser. Very fitting for a loser program.
>>63548702
I hope so
Notre Dame's being propped up by a loss
>>63548635
Enjoy your parasites bro. EVERY salmon has them. While some may have been frozen on the boat, or at the fish market, packaging plant or wherever else, unless you get a log showing when it was frozen from your fish place then you'd be retarded not to freeze yourself.
And you'd be dumber to eat raw salmon from a sketchy sushi place.
>>63548685
Just like last year right?
Kiffen is a god.
>>63548702
No. At this point it will be:
1. Clemson
2. Alabama
3. Ohio State
4. Notre Dame/Stanford/Utah
>>63548712
>stay mad
i will fuccboii
Just wait you Bama fucks. Pretty soon you'll all be Gator Bait.
>>63548724
Nah, we are historically good for us right now. About to be 20-6 in our last 26 games.
I'm sure you root for a team in your state and not some football factory that you have no relation too right?
>>63548738
Ohio State couldn't sniff Bama's jock strap this year. They fucking suck, bro, get the fuck over it pencil neck.
>>63548732
You probably think people who eat raw oysters are stupid too. And you're probably afraid to eat rare hamburger meat because you think you'll get mad cow disease.
>THE STATE OF MIAMI
https://vine.co/v/iBr2TpJUgQj
>>63548701
Whats it like being a kissless virgin?
>>63548748
Lol did you watch the game last year
>>63548748
>implying flerdah can ever be as good as when spurrier was there
Official Perfect Sized Titty Rankings
1. 32-34 C
2. 32 B
3. 34 D
>>63548757
But Bama has objectively been worse this year
>>63548755
Born and raised in Birmingham, bitch nigga
>tfw no more Birmingham Bolts football
Feels bad
>>63548762
Most people who have had sex have the ability to talk about something other than sex.
>>63548757
>unironically losing to Ole Miss at home
Yeah no. Bama is overrated trash.
>>63548722
doubt that.
It's not like we are being crushed. Bama has 3 plays over 60 yards in 1 quarter and that is it. They haven't grinded out TD after TD, they got two misalignments (which is even worse desu) and a punt return.
>>63548758
>raw oysters
There's literally nothing wrong with this.
>raw hamburger meat
There's nothing wrong with raw beef assuming it's been handled properly.
>>63548732
People have been eating fresh raw salmon for thousands of years.
There's a difference between a safety precaution and a medical necessity.
>>63548776
>b cups
>perfect
'no'
Respectable but not perfect
>>63548780
Yeah but Ohio State has a team full of peckerwoods.
>>63548729
I hope so too
I hate OU, but they're a far better team than ND
ESPN says ND has a tougher schedule than Florida LOL
>>63548782
My Birmingham bro. Vestavia reporting in here.
>>63548796
>being a giant circus titty guy
Sorry dude I'm not into fatchicks.
>>63548783
heh proved my point
>>63548799
they probably do
>>63548807
Oh shit son I went to VHS
>>63548771
uhhhh I think they were better when they won two titles in 3 years to be honest, and they're about to be better than that in a few years
>>63548785
Are you dense? The point being is that it does not matter. Ohio State is a meme who they will play out. Then they play another meme from the ACC or Big XII. Literally no one can stop them.
>>63548799
Florida's schedule isn't even remotely difficult.
>>63548807
Mobile here. Roll tide.
>>63548782
interesting how Alabama has a similar population to Mississippi but somehow every fan is from Alabama.
>>63548809
C cups are definitely perfect size though, everybody knows this
>>63548776
>s/o has small tits but superb ass
life is good m8s
>>63548769
which game you talking about
>>63548786
Bama fans were leaving in the first half during the Ole Piss game
They're only even still in this because their defense is good and they keep getting no-calls and lucky breaks
>>63548838
best combo to be truthful
>tfw you wipe your ass without lookin and accidentally get shit on your wrist before you eat
>tfw you don't see the shit on your wrist until your about to take your first bite
>tfw you're also with your friends eating at a public place
>>63548829
Switz is based West Virginia Hillbilly
>>63548817
>>63548826
>this delusion
New Mexico State way is better than Clempsun
>>63548817
>>63548826
UF is 3-1 against ranked teams, ND is 1-1 vs ranked teams but,
the more telling stat is that the average recruting class ranking of the teams UF has played is like 8, whereas for ND it's somewhere in the 70's
Do you honestly think Temple is a good team?
>one car accident
What happened exactly?
>>63548829
RYAN SWITZER BASED WHITE CHOCOLATE
>>63548856
That could be prevented by washing your hands.
>>63548838
>tfw my girlfriend is pregnant and her titties are getting fuller and her ass is still delicious
>>63548792
Then those people dealt with parasites.
Salmon are a saltwater fish that are born and go back to reproduce in fresh water. On that swim upstream, they are picking up lots of parasites that get in their guts, parasites that are found in freshwater.
Not every parasite is harmful to humans, but the parasites found in raw salmon are. Specifically Atlantic salmon.
If you caught the fish, immediately cleaned and filleted it you would probably be okay since the parasites are in the guts of the fish. If you aren't a salmon fisherman, freeze it.
to be honest, once we are bowl eligible the only game I care about after that is the Egg Bowl.
who /halftimeFap/ here
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/11/terry-richardsons-new-nsfw-miley-cyrus-shoot.html
>>63548882
Crashed into a tree or something
>>63548886
haha I have a feeling your kid is gonna be a meme. Idk why I just got a strange feeling.
>Okie State is going to blow another perfect season in Iowa
why does this keep happening?
So the Temple and Memephis memes died. Does the Houston one die too tonight?
>>63548882
was rainy and they were driving down to see his old HS play on Friday. lost control on a windy road.
>>63548903
what does that even mean?
>>63548894
What's this bitch doing
>>63548917
he'll be half black.
>>63548894
>this is a 10/10 in Ohio
>>63548917
He us gonna be a memester, man. His whole exisistance a complete meme. Really not the worst thing, he'll have a lot of people trick. Still a meme non the less. Good luck though, gonna be a tough road.
Is Miami really just this bad, or is UNC actually that good?
hey guys, what's the name of this song?
>>63548928
the mother is half mexican. the baby will be quarter mexican.
>implying i wont raise a perfect white son who is only Mexican when applying for college
>>63548894
Imagine if 6-7 years ago someone told you miley cyrus would do a NSFW photo shoot and everyone would find it disgusting
>>63548819
>>63548830
My people. I went to VHS and I have family in Mobile.
/sp/ is my people
>>63548894
What the fuck
>>63548876
>UF is 3-1 against ranked teams
lolwut
If you're talking about current rankings they are 0-1. If you're talking about when they played them, which is a stupid metric, they are 1-1.
ND is 2-1 against teams that are currently ranked, with their only loss being to the #1 team in the country.
Also recruiting rankings mean absolutely fucking nothing.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14078217
thats a good teammate
>>63548940
the song is "Darude" by the band, Sandstorm
>>63548940
Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi
>>63548887
>If you caught the fish, immediately cleaned and filleted it you would probably be okay since the parasites are in the guts of the fish. If you aren't a salmon fisherman, freeze it.
>being too much of a pussy to eat fresh raw fish
>being scared to do something that tiny asian children have done for millennia
>being keked by microscopic organisms
HOLY SHIT
VANDERBILT JUST MEMED THE FUCK OUT OF KENTUCKY
>>63548951
She's Britney Spears two point oh
E E C
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C
>>63548937
They've btfo'd everyone since a weird performance week one. But, unlike bama, games in which they have uncharacteristic turnovers count severely against them.
>>63548940
Chief Keef - Ain't Done Turning Up
>>63548937
>mfw everyone loses their shit when Clemson bootyblasts Miami
>mfw hardly anyone will even mention UNC's bootyblasting of Miami
>>63548982
I notice it
Well we could still comeback...r-right sempai?
>>63548982
If UNC scores two more unanswered TDs they will beat Clemson's record
>>63548982
Probably because they were expecting a Clemsoning
>>63548982
>caring about the All C.u.c.ks Conference
>ever
>>63548965
>Asians eating salmon
Yeah because salmon are native to the Indian ocean.
>too much of a pussy to eat raw fish
I eat lots of raw fish.
But hey, if you want a 20 foot tapeworm pulled out of your butthole knock yourself out.
>66 against Duke
>45 already on Miami
>>63548982
clemson is an eternal meme. they actually unrionically rushed the field after knocking off a lower-seeded FSU
>>63548990
Forgot pic
Thank you refs for bailing us out of like the 5th game this year!
>>63549001
>I eat lots of raw fish.
why?
Daily reminder that the only team that Ohio State beat that is worth mentioning is Pedo State.
>>63548957
Recruiting rankings mean a fuck a lot more than preseason rankings
Temple is still ranked because they play other talentless teams and played ND close, and Clemson only looks good on paper because they beat a shitty ND squad
It's circular logic
>>63548982
>not realizing Clemson is attempting to take the title of ultimate memeteam from Notter Daime
>>63549009
They "rush the field" every game
Hey fags. Nobody gives a fuck about your sushi eating habits.
>>63549012
cos ur mom gave me her # m8
gotta hand it to griffith. really turned it around since that 0-4 start
Ok state coming back lel
>>63549025
Let me tell you about muh sushi!!!
>>63549015
Yeah they are a meme team we all know this, thanks.
CFP rankings prediction after today's games:
>1. Bama
>2. OSU
>3. Clemson
>4. Notre Dame
Bama defense needs to step up here. Can't let miss St keep scoring
Record against teams in the top-25:
Ohio State 0-0
Clemson 2-0
Alabama 4-1 (5-1 after today)
Notre Dame 2-1
Iowa 2-0
Tell me again how Ohio State is even ranked.
>>63549033
Literally FSU last year
>>63549046
Notre Dame at 4 puts Clemson at perma 1
What game you watching?
>>63548913
Not true, we're memeing our way to a Peach Bowl victory
Why is Mississippi State ranked?
>>63549001
There are several species of salmon indigenous to Asian countries dipshit.
lmao nice throw dak
HOOSIERS
BTFO
This Bama team seems to have at least one of these a week.
>>63549071
SEC greatest conference is why
Cyrus Jones almost made Miss St. do what the equivalent of a Madden rage quit would be.
/ChimpOut/ when?
>>63549071
because they're a good team
Is this one of those "go out there and have some fun" seasons for the canes?
>Ok State
Fucking kek
>>63549071
Pretty good team desu
>>63549057
because they beat powerhouses like Northern Illinois and Indiana by a TD each they're undeniably elite
>>63549071
quality losses.
They have not beat a ranked team this year, but they have lost to three ranked teams.
>>63549071
Dak Prescott and a decent offense.
I'd take them over at least 10 other ranked teams.
Y'all are just dicks and don't realize that Bama tends to embarass the fuck out of people.
>>63549029
After making that 55 last week i don't think he'll miss another one this season
>>63549085
List of Mississippi State Quality Wins:
>>63549088
That's every season for non-SEC teams
>>63549094
>quality losses.
>They have not beat a ranked team this year,
>they have lost to three ranked teams.
damn lol
THAT FUCKING HIT!
ROW TAD PAWL
>>63549058
except FSU went undefeated.
Ohio State hasn't played a ranked team yet. They get two in the next two weeks.
>MISSISHITTY STATE
Whelp, there goes Dak's Heisman
ROLL DAMNED TIDE!!
>>63549110
hey, he asked. That's the only answer I could come up with.
Facts do not matter to voters sucking SEC cock.
yeah that's comin back
>>63548832
Population-
Alabama: 5 million
Mississippi: 2.9 million
Try again
not even a miss st but did any honestly think that was live?
GUYS MIAMI SCORED!
>>63549118
And Ohio State will probably go undefeated this year.
If you're talking about the ship season, the BTFO out of Bama was enough to prove to me they deserved the trophy.
They'll get exposed whether in it's in the next two weeks, or new years.
Either way, we can both agree that they are a meme team.
desu why is this even takin so long
Gray is a nigger thug should be rejected
>>63549144
>should be rejected
by whom?
>>63549142
Spotting the ball.
Holy fuck that piece of ni**** garbage with the dirty as fuck late hit. Should be ejected and suspended. Shame on you miss state.
>enforcing that penalty
REFBALL
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A
L
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>>63549147
the girl he asks to go to homecoming
>>63549147
meant ejected
what kind of fucking nigger tries to start a fight after a touchdown
punk kid
>>63549152
honestly fiftenn yards wasn't enough for that brutal hit
>>63549152
>ni****
sorry, my filter was on, I meant piece of nigger garbage
>>63549152
Lmao this is hilarious because he barely shoved the dude.
Roll tide, but still that should have been a no call.
>>63549160
Like it matters faggot. It was a sack on 3rd down so MSU was punting anyway
>vern and gary talking about that push at the end and saying it wasn't dirty or a foul.
Cmon now
>>63549171
Are you kidding me? He was trying to take his fucking head off.
>>63549152
>>63549144
Webm of hit? Not watching the game
>all that bullshit just to get a touchback
So that was a waste of 10 minutes i feel like.
>>63549171
Bamafag here agrees.
Bullshit call
>>63549181
this. gray should be fined and suspended, ridiculous
Let's go Iowa St and Memphis. I hate my friends and the teams they support.
7 sacks for bama today. Most in Saban's tenure at Bama.
>>63549182
Not sure I want to watch it again to be honest.
the shove was late but obviously nothing malicious about it
>>63549163
/chimpout/ happening
>michikek kicking
>>63549182
Honestly im surprised he was able to walk off the field
>>63549195
>my friends
Why even put yourself through that torture
>>63549201
play was over
he in the endzone
30 minutes later he shoves the guy in the back
deliberate as fuck
>>63549190
One of the dirtiest hits I've seen in almost 30 years of football watching. Niggers like these are ruining the sport.
>>63549201
textbook targeting, only worse because the bama player ltierally thought the play was over and wasn't trying.
Blow the whistle when miss st guy rolls on bama guy earlier.
Choke on it when bama tackles guy and hes down
Its so pro bama its ridiculous.
No it doesnt mean miss st would win, but having an early td like that wouldve changed the complexion of the game
Teams like bama will always be protected and given benefit of the doubt. Its literal cancer
>The life of being a Texas fan
>>63549196
>and it's only the 3rd quarter
>>63549181
>>63549179
If the NCAA and SEC aren't going to eject players for that kind of violence, I am going to boycott them. Children are at these game! They didn't even eject him for that!
Are there any B1G games on?
damn that was a sick burn on how bad Miss State sucks
ROLL DAMN TIDE
>>63548982
DAILY REMINDER THAT 3-7 SOUTH CAROLINA BOOTY BLASTED NORTH CAROLINA
>>63549201
talk about shilling for dirty players
>>63549216
Bama is beatable. So everyone who complains about refball in such a blowout game has an invalid opinion.
>>63549219
this is the sort of thing that will lead to lawsuits down the road when he's shitting himself in a wheelchair and talking through a computer.
And Schafer's losing it, god love his passion but the flag is BS
Just got home, any good upsets happening?
>>63549222
in a true rode game at that
>>63549216
forward progress is a legit rule
>Clemsoning is making a comeback
I was hoping the cocksuckers would go 11-0 into the South Carolina game to get their asses kicked, but i'll take Syracuse taxing that anus
Dabo a faggot, he need to run off to UGA or Auburn after this season
>>63549239
Clemson and okst struggling
Are girls in Mississippi hot?
>>63549222
>struggling against syracuse
lel unc is on pace to wreck miami by 70 points
Bama hasn't even tried to pass the ball beyond 10 yards.
>>63549231
yea im all about shilling for players on the opposite team from the one im cheering for
>>63549216
Yeah. even though they ahven't called several obvious holds and a clear pushoff.
You're a fucking faggot and Alabama's going to destroy Florida you crybaby bitch.
>>63549239
Indiana is hanging with Michigan.
>>63549245
I hope Syracuse loses by 1 and jumps Notre Dame to 3rd.
>>63549256
Ehhhh.
>>63549256
ole piss has some of the finest girls desu
>>63549242
>tfw this is 2013 all over again
>tfw we're going to end up being the only loss for a BCS team
Of course, I'm talking about the time SC bootyblasted UCF at UCF's home field.
And fucking losing to goddamn Tennessee prevented us from a National Championship, because we fo sho would have bootyblasted the SEC West team
Now we're just going to go back to suckin'. Fuckin' spurrier
>>63549256
Only the rich ones
Read: the ones that go to Ole Miss
>>63549242
>rode
Athens community colledge education at work
GRIZZ UPDATE::
3rd, 8:25, 43-9, EWU's butthole getting all red and swollen
Grizz definitely getting that at large bid
31-21 isu
HOOSIER DRAGON
>>63549274
As far as I can tell, LSU or UGA takes that cup
USC is also a contender.
>>63549222
Did you watch that game? Yeah SCAR won, but UNC literally handed them the game.
GO ORANGE GO!!!
Refs can straight up eat a dick
>They run Ground Raid
>>63549291
>LSU
So many qts in the crowd last week. Definitely top 5 material
>>63549295
No, Marquise "Coon QB" Williams got bootyblasted. 3/7 of his interceptions came against us.
If that ain't bootyblasting, I don't know what is
>>63549285
>colledge
Not sure if this is unironic or not
>>63548830
Wetumpka,Al checking in
>>63549233
Bama doesn't even look good
If they were playing a team that knew how to tackle they'd be getting shut out right now
>>63549268
being this upset
Bama fans really are insecure because of thier refball 'victories' that the refs handed them over powerhouses like Msst lol
>>63549222
I haven't seen a loss that bad in years
>>63549274
SEC rankings:
1. UGA
2. Ole Miss
3. Florida
4. Alabama
5. Auburn
6. Tennessee
7. LSU
8. SCAR
9. Arkansas
10. Kentucky
11. Miss State
12. Mizzou
13. TAMU
14. Vanderbilt
>>63549301
>ywn have a 9.3/10 qt cajun girl make you gumbo on a chilly game day
>>63549291
>LSU
oh you mean the drunk cajuns? No way
>>63549302
>us
>>63549310
OH shit nigga, you ain't too far from me. I go gambling down in them parts a good bit.
>I'm like 10 minutes outside of Auburn
ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BOOTY BLASTS
IT BLASTS FOR BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
>>63549315
heh
>Dak getting scissored
>>63549321
Ole Miss is so far ahead of everyone else in the Hot Girl Power Rankings its not even funny. Stop shilling for your college.
>>63549325
I'm an alumni, so yes, "us"
Based Dak
>>63549327
>down in them parts a good bit
Cletus, who said you could use the computer?
Why is Clemshit ranked #1? Everyone knows Bama would wreck them.
>>63549348
>SC
>"an alumni"
checks out
>>63549321
Ole Miss is known for being a hot party girl school
how don't people know this
>>63549347
>anyone in Mississippi
>attractive
Pick one
>>63548782
You remember the Bolts?
>>63548807
Bham here too. Alabaster/Pelham specifically.
>>63549348
No wonder you're so upset. Having to spend 5 years at "other carolina"
>>63549348
Unless you're an Army/Navy alum you can't unironically say "us"
>>63549359
kek
>>63549361
>implying that also doesn't apply to UGA/Bama/Auburn/Florida etc. etc.
>>63549363
>he's never tailgated at the Grove
>>63549363
You've obviously never been to Ole Miss
>HOOSIERS FANS BOOTYBLASTED
HUE
look at this faggot fg down 21
>>63549367
Yeah went to one of their games as a kid
>>63549358
Not as bad as Ohio State being ranked #3 after beating literally whos all year and struggling
>>63549367
Holy shit how many people here are from Bham?
Im from Hoover
>>63549321
As a Bammer, Auburn should be ahead of us.
Bama girls are just dirtier.
>>6354937
It's more nuanced than that
Like Flordia St is wayyy crazier than Flordia
Old Miss is crazier than Miss St
>>63549367
Irondale here.
>>63549389
I'm in St. Clair County
Hey guys, testing out a mapmaking concept, what do you think?
>map made as geographically accurate as possible
>conference indicated on bottom left corner
>state is colored in the main color of the school with the biggest fanbase located in that state
Proof of concept is provided, might do one with Ohio as well if you guys want more proof of concept as Ohio is the hardest state to map. And if all of this is liked well enough I'll try and throw my hands in at making a whole map of the 128 FBS schools + UAB and Coastal Carolina.
>>63549381
oh shit i thought you killed yourself already
>mfw my entire booty is blasted
>Michigan losing, Pokes losing, Clemson only up 7
So much upset potential
Refs trying to give Clemson the game
>>63549327
I was in Auburn for work last summer. As I was driving from Auburn back to Ohio where I lived I got lost looking for gas about 20 miles away. I literally ended up in an abandoned town that had nothing but black people living in it. Like the whole downtown was gone, boarded up, but there were streets with black ppl sitting on their porches. I finally found a marathon gas station and I walk in and there is a white dude inside smoking a cig w his shirt off with a tattoo of a mural of a family with the words proud southern trash written underneath. Shit was too goofy.
>>63549389
Dude it's really weird. I've been going here for 6+ years now and I've only recently started finding people from near me since I've ventured away from /b/ and /mu/
i think giants lives near here too
>>63549397
No way. The amount of absolute dimes in ttown is insane
>>63549397
Bama chicks will snort a line off of your dick in the bar bathroom though.
>80 McGowan, LaQuan TE 6-7 410 SR 2L Amarillo, Texas/Cal Farley's Boys Ranch
>McGowan, LaQuan TE 6-7 410
>TE 6-7 410
>6-7
>410
holy shit. i was listening to the radio earlier and thought they misspoke. that's completely insane.
>>63549397
This is 100% false senpai
>>63549413
leave out the conferences. looks good otherwise
>Michigan unironically losing to Indiana
>muh Harbaugh
So I'm bored as fuck and normally ignore CFB
What good games are worth watching right now?
>>63549426
People laugh and joke about this shit, but if you get turned around, it's not hard to find yourself in the boonies.
The greater birmingham area is ok and certain parts of Prattville I feel like ok, but Bama sucks as a state.
>get TD record broken
>out of the NFL in just two years
LGTSS
>Montee Ball
>>63549402
>Flordia (2x)
>Old Miss
you are a bad poster
>>63549448
Get the fuck out fgt.
>>63549442
>forward progress stopped
>no fumble
>muh review
>>63549455
JUST
>>63549388
That a personal spreadsheet you got there? Tuition money well spent.
Indiana is a much better team than their record gives them credit for, they've hung close with everyone this year
>>63549427
>>63549408
I guess I just never thought about it. My friends that know about 4chan just get on /b/ so i never suspected other people would be so close
>>63549434
>>63549428
Maybe it's the grass is greener bias. I know plenty of bad bitches that go to Auburn though. Haven't been in forever but still
>>63549430
This is accurate. It just FEELS grimey when you go to t-town.
That's a first down.
Post college girl feet
>>63549454
Prattville here. It's nice being able to watch the game and not have to worry about deadbolting my door
>>63549458
Whoops sorry
I mean le OLE PISS :^)
>>63549426
Lots of small towns like that in Alabama. Some are former sharecropper communities. Whites left and the darkies stayed behind because they thrive in squaller.
>>63549499
Stop it Canada, you sick bastard
>>63549499
>iron maiden
>>63549454
Yeah it actually really happened. I have driven all through Mississippi, Bama, Georgia and Tennessee. Driving towards Birmingham from Talladega is a nice drive. I also always stop in this place on the border of Tennessee/Alabama in a town called Elkin, there is a truck stop and a strip club next door called the booby bungalow. If you're ever up that way check it out.
>>63549506
Prattville has a lot of similarities to my hometown. Colonial promenade, 6A (now 7a) school, high population growth rate.
All we need is a Bass Pro Shops
>>63549486
UNIVERSITY UNDERGRADUATE ENROLLMENT
Texas A&M 47,093
Florida 33,720
Alabama 30,752
Missouri 27,654
Georgia 26,882
LSU 25,572
South Carolina 24,180
Kentucky 22,223
Arkansas 21,836
Tennessee 21,664
Auburn 20,629
Ole Miss 18,101
Mississippi State 16,536
Vanderbilt 6,851
aTm is pretty much guaranteed to have the most hot grills
Miss schools have nothing to brag about, except that lower academic standards generally mean prettier girls
>>63549530
I can attest a lot of the hot Auburn girls don't actually go to Auburn but one of the local community colleges. They're "going to go to Auburn eventually".
There's a little black chick I fuck around with, she's trying to be a nurse. She'll never make it but she sucks a mean one
>>63549530
>lower academic standards generally mean prettier girls
Do SECfags actually tell themselves this?
>MISHITGAN
>>63549530
Alabama was one of the smaller ones like a decade ago.
Saban coming to Bama was the best thing to happen to the school in a long time.
>>63549524
I'm never in TN unless it's for a show. Seen the Black Keys, the Chili Peppers, and Bonnaroo there.
Will definitely check it out if I make my way up there, though. I'll tell them anon sent me.
>>63549540
>There's a little black chick
post pic
>>63549530
i think it's implied with these things that we're talking on a per capita basis
>>63549540
you nigger loving race mixers need to gtfo
>>63549540
Southen Union chicks love to party
MSST learned what we knew all season long one great QB does not a team make
>>63549486
Auburn girl feel like the nice smart girls you'd want to date. Bama girls feel like the hot bar slut you would hate to have a conversation with
>>63549426
I live in Mobile Al which is pretty nigger infested. If you want to see a shit show, take a venture to Prichard Alabama. 95% black population. Bankrupt. Crime through the roof. Tons of abandoned homes and businesses.
>mishitgan lelvorines
>>63549529
I visited Auburn for grad school, it didn't seem too bad. Ended up going to school in NYC, wonder how different my life would be if I'd gone to Auburn.
>>63549546
the school's done a great job capitalizing on the interest he's brought by making it financially easy for good out of state students to go there, too
>>63549577
>canada
you would still be working at a tree farm havesting syrup, either way
>>63549571
From Mobile, can confirm. Left and never looked back. Would like to make it back to Bham one day though.
>most sacks recorded by a Nick Saban defense
For those watching the Bama game, this is what we call a championship drive.
>>63549577
I had a lot of older friends in high school (21 now). Apparently Auburn was a molly/weed mecca for awhile so I'm sure you would've had loads of fun
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LOL TIDE
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>>63549604
i love watching henry crush peoples dreams in the fourth quarter
>>63549600
Murphy panther here. Midtowns finest.
>>63549577
Their campus is small as fuck. I stayed at the University Inn while I was traveling through. Went to this bar and played pool, wasn't that impressed. I ended up going to Jimmy Johns and back to the hotel.
>>63549555
>implying means the opposite of what's explicitly stated
>>63549543
Generally, yes.
>>63549604
You think they're gonna use the Dagger this drive?
>>63549590
Replacing Rose Towers was the best thing they've ever done
I know the saying at every school is that the campus is always under construction, but I think Alabama is the perfect example. Campus looks completely different now.
>>63549610
W-would I have banged qt3.14s while getting my engineering phd? because they were out of my price range in nyc
>>63549615
dude what
>>63549571
Lol I've actually been to Mobile once as well. I have never been to a hotter place on my life. I wasn't there long enough to learn much about it, was surprised there were so many palm trees though.
>>63549625
The bar scene is pretty nice desu. I'm an Alabama student but Skybar is definitely one of my favorite bars in the state.
>>63549637
>go to college in nyc
>want to date girls
pick one
Its time to pull Coker from the game.
>>63549604
wrong again
>Coker rolling out under pressure every time
>keeps rolling out
>no lead blockers
I fucking hate Kiffin. Seriously.
That being said, I think Henry might be the first Bama back to actually make noise in the NFL. Outside of Ingram of course, but Henry is a Richardson/Lacy kind of runner who looks like he can actually hit holes.
>>63549624
I went to murphy too, class of 04.
Bama just can't get out of their own way
>game is so one sided that they have to talk about a player's fucking beard
>>63549637
I went to UF and never got laid, or if I did it was very infrequen and super hard
then I moved to NYC and literally got more pussy than I could fit in a duffel bag
fuck college
>>63549653
I was there in July to be fair. Maybe I was in the wrong spot. I stayed right off the main streetit seemed. The bar was directly across the street from a Jimmy Johns.
>>63549654
I did pick one
(I picked wrong)
>>63549679
class of 05 here. you play football?
>>63549633
yeah there was pretty much always some major project going on while i was there. wish they wouldve gotten around to making gordon palmer not feel like such a fucking dungeon
>Michigan trying their hardest to keep OSU out of the NC by tanking to ruin our SoS
Well, it's a novel strategy, I'll give them that
>>63549697
yes, 2 year starter on the oline
>>63549637
Depends. Are you white? If so, then probably.
T-town is where the coal burners is at.
the cost of living in Alabama is so ridiculously low, you would have probably been fucking Gatsby in that bitch.
Also, engineering PHD? Are you a researcher or professor?
CLEMSONING ALERT! GET FUCKED C.U.K.SON!
NYC is the easiest place in the country to get laid.
>>63549689
Seriously? I went to UF for my BS, I had a gf for while, then I went to NYC for grad school. I got laid but it wasn't an all every day kind of thing, I fucking hated NYC overall, what do you do now?
>>63549725
*AIDS
>fify
>>63549702
They've almost finished the new building on Bryce Lawn, wouldn't surprise me if that whole area was filled with buildings in about 20 years
>>63549714
Jake?!?
>>63549725
If you're gay. You would know.
>>63549714
dude i played o-line too. starting right guard. what position. center?
wow msu really throwin in the towel
>>63549725
its actually 2nd, 1st is your moms house
>>63549744
sorry I'm not your dad
>IOWA SHIT
>>63549764
Unfortunately you're not because you'd be dead, and that would be great.
and when it counts the most, cyclone defense proves to be hot garbage
Does Clemson always rely on spamming bubble screens and flat routes, or is it just this game?
>>63549747
yep!
>>63549728
I was a professional model for 5 years, so that helped out a lot in NYC and abroad
I own a hobby business and work in sales for a great company
I still can't get laid in Gainesville ;_;
Hey Kiffin I have an idea: run the ball, run the clock
Crazy right?!
>>63549756
Fuck off gay, no one cares
>>63549796
>my first clemson game
>>63549802
what did you model. dildos. boom roasted
>>63549801
it was me and big allen on the right side, and i think sean browning and big reggie on the left.
the internet isn't that big apparently. im pretty sure i know who you are dude.
>>63549810
nice try, faggot
>>63549818
quit being gay
>>63549725
>the largest city in America is the place you are most likely to fins someone willing to fuck you
Tell me more about how the grass is actually green
>>63549389
Birmingham /sp/erg meet when?
>that jabba the hutt chuckle by verne
>>63549818
your moms cunt around my face
Is derrick henry literally the definition of a meme back?
>>63549786
hahaha your dad is dead. enjoy your fatherless thanksgiving.
Henry is winning the heisman. Eat shit LSU and fournette.
>>63549823
you probably do. Reggie was the biggest pussy for his size. Sean was a goofball haha.
Will you fuckers go talk about Alabama somewhere else?
Jesus christ
Give Henry the Heisman
>a 255 pounder literally outrunning DBs
absolutely beast.
>>63549837
NO
HE'S THE DEFINITION OF A HEISMAN WINNER
quick, which game do I watch
>>63549837
fuck you just jinxed em
>>63549825
>nice try, faggot
>your life story
>>63549837
stop trying to fit in, reddit
>>63549817
Yeah, I haven't watched much of them this year, that's why I'm asking...
>>63549845
It's going to Zeke, and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>63549837
nope he's the best rb in america
>>63549802
>I was a professional model for 5 years, so that helped out a lot in NYC and abroad
What did you model? And did you want to kill yourself
>>63549859
the finish of this Iowa state game could be interesting
>>63549837
Not even close. He's like a fast Brandon Jacobs with decent vision.
>>63549843
grad schools rocks, half our department is women because >muh women in STEM. More action than I saw in undergrad; zero free time though.
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>>63549849
If i was reggie's size i would have been a fucking All-American. Dude went to tuskegee on scholarship and dropped out after one year. Last i hear he is working at the dog track.
What a fucking waste.
>>63549854
other than in a thread dedicated to cfb, while an alabama game is being played?
Superior college football conferences/playoff when?
>>63549869
>actually believing this
HOLY SHIT
Literally NO ONE is able to account for how fast Henry is. It looks like 11 had the angle on him, but Henry just blows by him. Unbelievable. No man that big should be that fast.
>>63549854
Eat shit you buttblasted redditor
>>63549894
Go make a /soc/ thread. I'm sure there already is one.
>>63549843
Not sure where I'm going for grad. I'm kinda tied down in Birmngham at the moment, but I was thinking about commuting to T-Town for my master's and then maybe find somewhere cool for my doctorate's.
We'll see I guess.
>>63549907
Yeah I didn't think Henry was gonna score on that either. Henry just killed it.
>>63549928
He was the Vegas favorite to win the heisman before this week.
Watson might be a sleep, but I think Henry might have it locked up.
DON'T FUCK THIS UP IOWA ST
>>63549875
I worked in high fashion.
>free bottle service at clubs that'd charge you a year's pay to get in
>literally paid to travel the world and stand around all day
>fresh pussy waiting for me in every port
It was a good experience to be honest but it's just stupid to live like that past 28 or so
Don't even care. I expected this. We can still win 9 games and get into a nice bowl.
Good game Bama. You've changed a lot. More explosive than I've ever seen a Bama team.
Go beat tOSU.
>>63549854
>getting pooter punished that nobody is talking about your shitty state
Neil Young plz go
oh man the boys are just havin fun out there now
so uh what yall think of fallout 4?
>Dak Prescott's second interception of the season
And that is fucking game folks. Whew, Alabama rolling
>>63549950
too late
>Kansas
>Iowa State
Another blown upset fuck you Big 12
TOLL RIDE
>le repeat of 2011 faec
>iowa state playcalling
gg
>>63549956
Thank you, cowbell fag. I was supposed to go to Starkvegas today, but got caught up at work and shit.
Kick ass in the bowl game so we can shut B1G shitposters up.
>>63549917
stfu and go back to your reddit game feed
>>63549891
Damn, sucks for him. Hope you're doing better than that bro.
>>63549960
Fun, but ultimately disappointing. I thought they'd have more content
>2 undefeateds struggling against 3-6 teams
this is why 1loss is where it's at
Why haven't we tried making our own /cfb/ map?
Someone posts a template, and everyone takes a state or two and then we combine?
I realize noone is watching UK and Vandy but god damn is Stoops the dumbest fucking coach ever.
Calls timeout on 4th down (ON A PUNTING DOWN) to save 5 yards we didn't need.
2nd string QB scores a touchdown on his first drive, what does Stoops do later? He puts in our shitty 1st string QB Towles.
First and goal at the 2 yard line? Pass it.
>>63549895
stop trying to force this "ecu in a major conference" meme, their school is garbage and the ACC actually cares about academics so if you want to put them anywhere, put them in the SEC. plus, ND is a full member there except football so they wouldn't join the B1G.
>>63549984
Of course. I hope we get to blowout Michigan again. Looks like our seasons are aligning so we might play one another again.
>>63549960
Wanna play it. I hear Bethesda hit another home run.
I actually forgot it was coming out and bought Halo 5 instead. I sucked at first but I got my k/d/ up to positive and I'm finishing first almost every match.
>>63550015
Yeah, meanwhile UNC and Alabama are blowing their opponents out
>>63549996
Yeah man i'm doing good. I saw JD not too long ago. He's a lawyer down here now. Don't really keep in touch with anybody from back in high school though. Hope you're doing well too man. Go panthers. And fuck Vigor for beating us 70-7 in prichard stadium.
>>63549998
lol what. I have done 32 quest and am still only 30% finished.
>>63549895
jesus christ that's the worst alignment I've ever seen
>>63550037
It's not like Clemson didn't blow out Miami as well
c'mon indiana don't fuck this up. we need an upset today
>>63550049
Lol same. Barely into the main story and I'm already level 17
>>63549895
>MWC
>MAC
>C-USA
>>63549998
feels way more skyrim-y than past fallout games, which I didn't like at first but it's growing on me. only just got to diamond city (after a few hours of fucking around in the wasteland) so i can't speak to the overall volume of content. how many hours would you say you put in?
>>63550049
I think you'll see when you get to the end of the game.
It is definitely fun. Great humor, tight gameplay, challenge if you want it, but I just didn't feel like there were a ton of options near the end.
>Clempsun
Shouldn't be in the top 100 to be honest
>>63549960
Not nearly as broken or buggy as I expected, except when it comes to trying to access terminals
9/10 needs more doge
ONE LAST CHANCE IOWA ST
DON'T FUCKING THIS UP
>>63550110
>being a syracuse fan
Damn man. not D'Runnya.
Moment of truth for Iowa State. Time to see if they're for real.
DAT FUCKING PUNT
Heem Sleepy
what happened to this alabama dude?
had it on mute and didn't see
Come on Iowa St. Do what my Longhorns couldn't.
>>63550119
they fucked it up
>>63549895
Remember 2011? LSU won the SEC, Alabama won the NC
shit system
THIS FUCKING REFBALL AGAINST INDIANA
lel
>>63550105
Are you just talking about the main story? Because there is no way you could of beaten the main story and all the side missions. I have played 10 hrs a day since Tuesday (on break at school) and am not close to doing everything.
>>63550126
>first play
lel
What happened to D'Runnya? I missed it.
>Iowa State
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
>>63550142
post bussy pls
lol god FUCKING DAMMIT Iowa St
>>63550040
yeah I don't talk to anyone from high school either, really weird meeting you here. Yeah, Go panthers, fuck Vigor!
>>63550028
they've simplified a lot of things from 3 and new vegas, which sucks sometimes but also makes it more immersive imo
>>63550115
yeah i've gotten stuck in the floor a couple times but that's it
That nigga deadish
>>63550136
Hard to tell - I guess he knocked his head against someone's elbow but it really didn't look like anything on the replay.
Who 10-0 here?
>>63550110
It's not about being good, or even consistent, just about performing better than the competition in the end.
Well, street factoring penalties, of course.
>Iowa State still robbed them in 2011
FUCK OFF TROLLCLONES
UPSET FAGS BTFO
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>>63550204
>Being this delusional
Clemson would probably go 0-9 in the American, let alone a real conference
>>63550210
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0
1
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youll still lose out so fuck off mate
>>63549985
Why are you bringing reddit into this?
So what was the hit on D'Runnya?
Dirty hit by Alabama? Roll into something on the sidelines? Accident?
>>63550225
>all these buttmad fsu fags
>/sp/ loses
>Mississippi State loses and D'Runnya is ded
Why me
>>63550240
He tried to make a tackle head first on an interception and fucked his neck up
>>63550240
Revenge for the dirty disgusting late hit earlier by number 6.
>>63549895
>Tulane in SEC
>Temple in B1G and not ACC
>Keeps NIU in MAC
>Legitimately has all 3 service academies in 3 different conferences
Fuck you.
Did Henry just win the heisman in the last 2 weeks?
I think Henry's performance in the LSU game vs Fournettes performance pretty much makes Henry winning it a lock.
>>63550241
>fsu
>talking shit about the level of competition in the ACC
literally what
>>63550235
>living in the past
>>63550273
back to back 200 yd games
>>63550273
Yeah, hes certainly the favorite.
>>63550265
>bait this weak
>>63550240
Tried hitting a player to force him out of bounds and seems to have gotten the worse end of the collision, with his head
>>63550225
Who the FUCK are you
>>63550273
DeShawn Watson will win it. Elliott is better than henry anyway.
>>63550273
As long as he doesn't fuck up in the next two games and as long as Saban doesn't pull him in the second quarter vs. Charleston Southern
>>63550293
>not getting the joke
>>63550271
>temple
>acc
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
they already let fsu in. that's their affirmatie action campus selection
Y'all can say Saban is a piece of shit but he just ran the ball on 4th down from the 20 instead of taking points because Wilson got hurt.
>>63550204
Then why isn't Ohio state still at #1?
based Nick Fitz. Giving me hope for the future.
>>63550326
classiest coach in the country.
>>63550271
Tulane in SEC isn't tooooo much of a stretch, considering they were an original member.
>>63550338
>classy
Go back to reddit.
We had our chances
>>63550338
Fuck off back to the jaaaaaaaaaawja. Bama doesn't need your toxic bullshit bandwagoning.
New Thread
>>63550360
>>63550360
>>63550360
>>63550360
>taking ok state to 4th quarter
I'm convinced you have to be blowing this team out by at least 40 points to win.
>>63549960
Didn't play but since it's made by Bethesda it's probably shit.
Sorry to be a fucking cliche but only 1, 2 and NV are legit.
Too bad Indiana might not make a bowl. They aren't that bad team. At least on offense.
How far does Miss State go next year without dak?
>>63550405
4 wins.
500
>>63548913
Navy is winning the American and going to a New Years Six bowl
>>63550325
>being idiotic on two fronts
>>63548776
I like bigger tits
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