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Upcoming MMA events:
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum, ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Alves vs Henderson
UFC 193 embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3-F6DcGUsk
baka desu sempai
paige is losing ground on those donations
over $500 just disappeared
1st for /wwe/
>>63476910
there are no brakes on the cancer train
>>63476910
Guess we can rule out any sheik watching the card
What does heem think of Mike Winkeljohn?
nth for rip Cro Cop
http://www.mirkofilipovic.com/en/vijesti/item/278-my-final-decision-after-long-and-great-career
>>63477068
well, at least he got his return fight with manbearpig
about time he hung up the gloves
>>63477041
Seems pretty legit. Any reason to think otherwise?
I miss Jones
>>63477250
not that German, but he and the fighters he coaches don't understand bodymechanics. I posted this yesterday:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/2/25/8104193/holm-vs-pennington-ufc-184-mma-technique-judo-chop-boxing-nudges-knockouts-kick-gif
Worth reading the comment section, too.
>>63477358
>bloodykek
>worth reading the comments section
yeah if you want to fly into a rage
Updated, leaving this here
Main Card:
Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau
Mark Hunt vs. Antonio 'Bigfoot' Silva
Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall
Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt
>>63477431
it's pretty funny. Since this was just after Correira beat Baszler, people were all over Bethes boxing and suggested her as one of the possible women to beat Holm.
>>63477470
Rousey
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Struve
Is anyone here not betting the house on Rousey?
>>63477916
I'm betting my mansion
>>63477960
bet oil field
>>63477470
I know the limit is 3 for normal fight cards, but are we allowed extra guess for ppvs?
http://youtu.be/NaM8q1-bXio
lads I think I have b12 defiency, all the symptoms fit me
a while a go I swapped few meals of meats for protein drinks since I dont have much time left to prepare food, so it makes sense
should I go to a doctor
>>63478065
Imagine your life was a movie....
>>63478083
what has that to do with anything
>>63477358
>"Women don’t get knockouts" is not only offensive, it’s downright wrong. There is nothing that stops a woman from generating enough force to put someone away other than weight, and yet we can all name countless male boxers below 135 pounds with prodigious knockout records. And even though knockouts are less common in the lighter weight classes, I doubt anyone would take issue with me pointing out the flaws in the punching mechanics of, say, Jamie McDonnell.
The whole article is kind of silly. This guy is saying that Holly would be KOing girls via left cross if she threw more effectively, but there really aren't any real life examples to back that up. This whole 'Beche has one punch knockout power. Ronda has one punch knocker power.' is just a meme. And it's not offensive, nor is it wrong; it's reality.
Female fights are great because they're forced to focus on technical striking and grappling, real MMA, not because of some fantasy of one punch knockouts.
>>63478128
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now?
>>63478166
probally go to a doctor
>>63478209
Do that! We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.
>>63478209
You don't need a doctor or lawyer or whatever gimmicks to heal yourself. To give gold health. All you need is you be the hero.
Fresh mma digest update
http://youtu.be/LX0bbo1s-_Y
>>63478355
>3:48
what a slut
>>63478365
absolutely unacceptable
>>63478365
>>63478422
literally 99.9% of women are like that for the right kind of guy.
go outside
>>63478471
I was pretending bro
>>63478471
that's not what i meant by absolutely unacceptable
>>63478355
I like the May May clips at the end. The stepbrothers one made me kek
>>63478355
>that stepbrothers bit at the end
>Ronda rolls with Joseph benavidez
http://youtu.be/jN7jCfFhBD4
>>63478622
$10,000 is really not that much. Odds are that Paige is going to have to shave her head, and loser in her first UFC fight, in the next month or so.
>>63478682
mcdojo
>>63477470
Rousey
Joanna
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve
>>63478719
goof
>>63478689
Aren't they all?
>>63478749
Just wait until fight night, friend
>>63477470
Holm
Valerie
Hunt
Hall
Jared
>>63478759
You didn't use a pic, thats a goof move pal
>>63478831
It kind of looks like she has no arms
>>63478844
You forgot your cartoon reaction image.
>>63478877
thats the other swede who still clings to boxing, we are unified only in our slight disgust towards americans
who are these guys on JRE right now?
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>63478844
I'm posting on mobile and don't have any dank pics to include. I'll know it's me because I'm the only person without a pic
>>63478149
Well, tbf Ronda did get a KO vs Betch
>>63478355
Quality video
>>63478639
kek
>>63479027
greedy af desu
>>63478955
Has Joe Rogan ever done a roast?
>>63478955
>tait fletcher
I dislike this man
>>63479119
why is every successful american comedian from massachusetts?
>>63479038
>>>63478149 (You)
>Well, tbf Ronda did get a KO vs Betch
KO via left knee to the liver, not by punches.
>>63479461
Nice meme
>>63479461
Nah m8, it was the punch that disconnected her from reality (although only for a short amount of time)
>>63479515
Watch it again
>>63478149
>Female fights are great
No. Not even remotely.
>>63479641
I saw a straight right to the temple
>>63479610
Was it, though? I would say it was either the knee or a combination of both... To me, it's like she's just falling down from the paralysis of the liver shot.
>>63477068
no hendo should retire aswell
i dont want to see him lose 10 times in a row and go out like a shit
>>63479672
Nobody cares what you think because you're a dummy tbqph
http://youtu.be/HwSisbpWMvU
>>63476910
Don't worry I just donated about $2,000.
>>63479704
Wonderful banter, and I understand that it looks like that shot behind the ear did it... I'm just saying that I think the knee was the actual kill shot.
How would you stop this attack?
>>63478149
>forced to focus on technical striking and grappling
>Female fights
>>63479755
with my benis. :DDDDD
>>63479755
bear pepper spray
>>63478149
b8?
>>63477470
>Holm
>Jedrzejczyk
>Hunt
>Hall
>Struve
>>63479843
What's bait about it?
Unless you're like >>63479770 , and lack basic reading comprehension, there's really nothing controversial in that post.
>>63477342
DC - Jones 2 will be scheduled before you know it
>>63479755
It's like she's holding shake weights
>>63479938
There is literally no reason to argue with you here, real mma is not having knockout power? Striking is based on knockouts, it's not supposed to be pointscoring and it has evolved around defence before offense, if you don't need defence because noone can fucking knock anyone out it's not real striking and therefore shit.
I have a feeling this man will BTFO all of /heem/
>>63480011
I don't really have a problem with what you're saying. It's ok to prefer watching larger, stronger fighters.
my hype levels are rising. It's not that great of a card but the small chance of rHonda getting btfo is intriguing.
>>63479755
>punching so fast you can;t see straight.
just like my japanese anime
>>63480146
no chance at all m8
Holm is shit
>>63480146
There's no chance m8. She couldn't even finish let alone down Raquel Pennington.
>>63480176
>>63480210
b-b-but muh height and reach advantage
>Conor training with movement master Ido Portal
https://youtu.be/VLyN7y1phQE
>>63480222
She can't jab, and has no punching power.
Ronda will bully her into the clinch, take her down and submit her.
>>63480317
This is some high level memery
>>63479981
Gus with the infinite stamina
>>63480378
who is this high test hermit?
>>63480054
He absolutely will, but I can't bring myself to pick him over Struve. Just feels wrong, you know?
How old were you when you came to terms with the facts that Gus lost to both DC and Jones?
>>63480453
i wonder if sweden would be bashing americans in every thread if gus got the decision
>>63480283
Gunner with some serious pelvic tilt
>>63480378
this is some high level test
>>63480317
Hopefully Jon Jones taught her how to keep distance.
>>63480283
Did he really pay to take meme capoeira?
>>63480636
They do call Jones "The Stretcher", but not for his ability to make arms longer
Holly Holm
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Mark Hunt
Uriah Hall
Jared Rosholt
Joanna would beat up some of the guys who post here.
>>63480453
I pushed them both to their limits and put on great fights.
>>63480810
mark hunts name is almost mike hunt
>>63480880
Imagine it with a Boston accent
>>63477470
Rousey
Jedrzejccyk
Silva
Hall
Struve
On Saturday night there should be a sticky that will attract all of the retards and casuals and a thread somehow locked on page 10 to avoid detection that will be a comfy thread with all the /heem/bros
UFC 193 is $70 on Verizon Fios
Has there literally ever been a 10-7 round in MMA?
>>63481444
Sounds only fair, you will be watching the greatest athlete of all time fight
I think I'm going to start seriously getting into Bellator and watching all their cards, that last event was really good and I feel like it had a much more laid back atmosphere. It was nice to see that Bellator has some quality fighters in their ranks that are actually in their prime today, I can't blame them using geriatrics and freakshow fights if that's what it takes to get eyes on the product.
>>63481454
>10-7 round
I wonder what that even looks like. Probably 5 minutes of counters and takedowns.
>>63481454
no. You ever see cyborg vs. jan finney? Literally the most lopsided match of all time and it was not a 10-7. It was so bad that everyone in the arena was screaming for the ref to stop the fight.
>>63481454
In Amazon Forest Combat 2, Pete Spratt fought Daniel Acacio. The fight was close and I think I remember Acacio slightly edging Spratt out. Then, in the very last second of the fight, Spratt heemed Acacio into the stone age. The bell went off before the ref was able to step in, so they went to decision and the judges awarded Spratt the last round 10-0 or something silly like that. Funny times.
>>63481537
I've got to rewatch that again
>Ctrl+f "Schaub"
>1 results
this is not acceptable
>>63481572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTRCSjYpghA
it was honestly pretty heartbreaking. Jan would just not give up, while kim winslow let her get beat to death.
>>63481605
sounds ideal. mma reality fans suck,just like mma wreslte fag fans, and mma wrestling entertainment fans.
save it for the mma pures, mma striking fans, mma betting fans, mma bjj fans. and all the other true pats to the cause
>>63481769
What about MMA memekick fans?
jesus christ, schaub and rogan are such fucking tools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE-Xv31K3RA
>>63462340
>black "people"
check the little nappy head running in to take a selfie with the dead body too
>Punished Tito will never get any respect
>The Legend will never get any respect (from Zuffa)
>>63481978
lmao I thought it was Cruz at a glance
Is anyone even betting on the main and/or co main? Parlaying both champs is still -1000.
Do I put money on Hunt having the stronger chin?
>>63481843
What do you disagree with there?
>>63477470
Rousey
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Struve
>>63482072
main and co are paying shit, go with hunt and hall
>>63482072
Keep in mind that Bigfoot got busted for juice, so he'll probably be off the battery acid for this fight and Hendo has lost a lot of weight in Thailand. I'd go with Hunto, but I'm waiting for the weighins.
>Ronaldo's Brazilian marketing agency drops UFC clients due to Reebok deal
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/10/9706466/soccer-ronaldo-brazilian-marketing-agency-drops-ufc-clients-reebok-deal-mma-news
>"This deal we have with Reebok will benefit the fighters mostly in the long run" - Dana
>>63481517
They're hit or miss. I prefer their earlier days with the tournament format. Lot of good fights in those first few years. The pro wrestling direction it's gone annoys me.
>>63482408
>pro wrestling direction
That happened like, one time
>>63482452
Nah the flashy walkouts with all the fireworks and graphics too is definitely pro wrestling influenced.
>>63482528
Why do all production values need to be scaled back for it not to be pro wrestling?
I'd just say that as long as they aren't having retarded fake shit like le masked man than that's good enough imo
NEW EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hGPf1BTxjQ&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hGPf1BTxjQ&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hGPf1BTxjQ&feature=youtu.be
>>63482583
I just don't think they need all that shit. The fights should speak for themselves. Maybe it brings in the casuals I don't know. I agree with you about the masked man. That was pretty funny though. Glad they didn't keep doing that gimic. You watched the old strikeforce or wec? Those have really good fights as well
>>63482408
Yeah, a lot of good action back then. Freires, Curran, Weedman, Hawn, Alvarez, and mo. Hell, I even enjoyed the silly Lombard squash matches. Lot of really crazy moments too. Imada's inverted triangle on Masvidal (!!), Weedman's Von Flue, Vila starching Warren, Curran homiciding Warren, Curran kicking Sandro's head clean into the second row...
>>63482678
I like the fighters having opportunities to express themselves before they go into the cage and bang it out. Likewise, I really don't like post fight interviews and prefer Japanese style "chuck em a mic and let em vent" strategy. There are maybe 4 or 5 fighters who actually have anything of note to say in the "talk us through the finish" portion, and most of the time the fighters just want to thank their team and tell their wives that it's time for fuck. Let em speak. Let em have at it.
>>63482678
I think the fights still speak for themselves regardless of whether the fighter gets a cool entrance or not, though it's not really a big deal. I think Bellator's pretty smart to seem like an actual alternative to the UFC's style of presentation.
I've been meaning to watch Strikeforce lately, I think FightPass is mad gay so I've got some torrents going atm
>>63482625
And Ronda starts talking at 5:00 if you don't wanna hear that shit
>>63482687
>Vila starching Warren, Curran homiciding Warren
Not anything more satisfying than seeing the "baddest man on the planet" almost die twice
>>63478065
you just need more protein drinks
>>63478149
>XX has one punch knockout power!!!1
I fucking hate this meme line so much. Every fighter has "one punch ko power" if he hits the perfect spot, the question really is, how good is their striking? It also depends vastly on the opponent.
>>63482379
Bigger than sawker guise!
"I'm voting for Bernie Sanders, because he doesn't take any corporate money. I don't think politicians should be allowed to take money for their campaigns from outside interests."
...
"If he doesn't win against Hillary, then I'll probably vote for a third party again. To be honest, in 2012 I was against both candidates and so I just picked any third party because I thought if more people voted for third parties then they'd have to take third parties seriously."
>>63479755
>elite
Jesus fucking kek
>>63483613
>Ronda Reddit Rousey
>>63483613
>third party
jej
>>63483613
>unironically thinking voting matters
How the fuck do you go from voting for Gary Johnson (presumably) to Bernie Sanders?
>>63483613
>politics on spee
This should be informative
>>63483676
She literally voted for Rosanne in 2012. It says so in the article.
>>63483613
Literal Reddit
>>63483807
Yellowstone erupting is literally the only thing that will help
>>63483807
>giving an iota of a fuck about foreign politics
>>63483613
>third party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXMqpb8tpg
Post a more smoothly executed submission
>>63484311
Pettis tapping Benson
>>63483613
>>63479755
Rogan watches this before he cums on his chest
>>63477470
Rousey
Jedrzejczyk
Hunt
Whittaker
Rosholt
>>63484394
>he doesn't cum on his chest and put on his t shirt right after and walk around with a shirt that has cum crust on it
>>63481843
Schaub is unbearable when he talks about MMA, he acts like he is the only one who can have an opinion about anything MMA related
>>63482625
Did Joanna say "multi culti" at around 3:00?
>>63484695
sheem c u c k y 2bh
c
u
c
k
y
>>63484610
rogan cums on the rug in his office too
hopefully his children don't play in there
>not cumming in a napkin and neatly disposing of it after
>>63484803
>"bro I had this bit in my act how I would talk about cumming in napkins, and how it would uninvo-inenviromentally friendly (Callen and Schaub laugh) and how it was more natural to cum on your thigh or on your body in general (Callen make gay-ish joke) and how cumming on stuff made you more eco friendly (Rogan smiles) and walking around with cum on my clothes for an alpha smell, or cum in my laundry detergent to add some "human starch" makes your clothes nice and white and hard
>Schaub: or cumming on a hot chicks panties
>Rogan: Jesus Schaub that's fucking gross dude, have some respect Be the Hero of your own porn film but a respectful hero
>>63484691
What did he say that was offensive?
Seriously, it might one American shitting up this subreddit lately, or you've all adopted a ridiculous attitude wherein you expect everyone to miraculously share your small minded viewpoint.
>>63484907
cheeky
>>63484907
I never said anything was offensive, I mean in general, things Callen will make a prediction and Schaub will yell at him, say he's wrong because he's never stepped in the cage. This becomes especially apparent when another fighter is on the show.
>>63484914
I really just meant that Shawb didn't, in my opinion, say anything egregious in that clip.
>>63484952
As for his general behavior, I really wouldn't know. I have noticed his analysis being a bit questionable, though.
>http://mmajunkie com/2015/11/ramsey-nijem-says-cut-from-ufc-was-result-of-refusal-to-sign-new-deal-not-losing-skid
>They made an offer to me and – man, I’m losing money fighting there,” Nijem said. “I said no and that I need more money to fight because it’s not possible. If you don’t have sponsorships it’s not profitable. It’s a really hard way to make a minimum wage salary.
>I asked for more money and they said, ‘No, this is what you’re going to get
>That was that. The next thing you know, I got pulled out and told I was going to get bad matchups.
>After that was the whole WADA thing. I just don’t think I get paid enough to tell someone where I’m at every single day. I’d have to move up a weight class without IVs. It was a lot of things, man.
Why is the UFC so petty some times?
>>63485160
Weren't there some statistics, a while back, on exactly how much the sponsor ban was costing UFC fighters?
>>63485160
faux business men who really act like low level mobsters
>>63485176
This to be honest, except they are real mobsters
>>63485237
kek
>>63485245
12 argie pesos 2bh
How much would you pay to see holly win on saturday?
>>63485237
Nah. The forty year old guy at the end sounds more manly t b h f a m. Brock has a pterodactyl like voice and scream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txkWLSmeM-Q
I honestly can't believe some of you actually think Holly might even win. The only thing she has is a high kick and to beat Ronda, you need to be a hell of a lot more well rounded than that.
Holly is complete shit in the clinch, shit in the pocket, she telegraphs her right cross, and she sets up her jabs too far in order to close the distance. Unfortunately, Ronda will make easy work out of her.
Rousey by submission in Round 1.
>>63485353
Buster Douglas beat Tyson
Matt Serra beat GSP
Arlovski beat Schaub
>>63485312
>Gorge Lopez made this ho
how the fuck
>>63485421
Arlovski beating schaub was a fix.
>>63485468
It wasn't a fix it was a close fight
>Judge: man round one could go either way, round two too, round 3 was Schaub's round for sure.....let's look at their face- Oh shit that nigga got a bee allergy
Schaub screwed Schaub
>>63485421
>Douglas vs Tyson
Tyson was a fucking meme all along anyway.
>Matt Serra vs GSP
Doesn't really tie into this upcoming fight, tho
>Arlovski bs Schaub
Memes aside, Schaub was always shit tho
>>63485532
>Tyson was a fucking meme
>>63485353
>right cross
Sup idiot her best shot is to do a Diaz Condit and I hope she does
Lads I just came back from the doctor, they are willing to test my hemoglobin levels
But apparently I have to pay for the bloodtest myself, am I living in america what is this bullshit
>>63485709
sounds like it
>>63485709
>>blogspot.faggotsfromholland
>>63485719
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>>63485714
>canada
could I hop the fence
>>63485719
>he doesnt enjoy my blogs
how new ar eyou
>>63485727
Just looked it up they don't even get soldier of fortune out there fucking pathetic
>>63485727
Underrated Shaelposting
you bullies treated me like a piece of shit for being 19% body fat
well i found this
My new hero,
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/last-woman-to-defeat-ronda-rousey-would-really-love-to-punch-her
>>63485755
>>>blogspot.fatamericanpussieswithcharts.net
>>63485755
>essential fat for men
>2-5%
thats auswitsch mode m8
anything above 15% is fat m8
>>63485761
>last woman to beat rousey is dutch
showing our superiority again
>>63485761
my new fightfu
>>63485772
Nah just how dykey your men and women are
>>63485772
cuter than rousey desu
>multiculti
no Joanna no, bad polish girl!
>>63485800
>>63485811
are you also the guy who kept posting pics of claudia
>>63485844
>sweden is racist
thats new
>when you watch a horror movie everyone calls not scary and overrated and you have to turn it off because you're freaked the fuck out
Fuck this I'm watching old Strikeforce cards
>>63485954
Got a badaspook myself
Lad why is Here Comes Boom best KJ flick not called Hitch
>>63485709
that's disgusting desu even in 3rd world shitholes we have free blood test.
>>63486014
its not free you economically illiterate retard, you pay for it through your taxes or sovereign debt
lel l2p argentina, fuckin' can't even get everyone enough toilet paper
>>63486076
>americantaffordhealthcares
>>63486076
>WE NEED A WALL AND MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR IT! LEGALLLLY
>>63486076
M A D
A
D
>it's not free economically
I can assure you I pay astronomically less taxes than the average american, so it's worth it
>can't get everyone enough toilet paper
That's shitezuela, we have enough toilet paper, don't worry about it.
It's not cheap, but i'm a poorfag and it's not a problem at all.
>>63486076
like you don't pay taxes out of the ass anyway, faggot
rather it go to healthcare than excess militarism
>>63486124
Why do americans love free market health?
I can understand free market in almost everything, but in health?
So are you are going to let your own citizens potencially die because they are poor or even potentially get gigantic debts if they are not poor?
Explain pls, almost every nation in the world has some kind of free respectable health care.
>>63486146
The idiotic argument is that your health care is worse and that the free market solves everything. Also that it'll bankrupt the US. Those are the only arguments against it here.
>>63486108
>It's not cheap, but i'm a poorfag and it's not a problem at all.
use a french bidet or whatever that thing that sprays water on your ass is called
>>63486168
I do, what do you think am i? an indian?
But first you have to clean the outtie with toilet paper 2bh
>>63486108
>I can assure you I pay astronomically less taxes than the average american, so it's worth it
You also make astronomically less.
>That's shitezuela, we have enough toilet paper, don't worry about it.
>B-but my daddy was rich and always wipe my asshole clean with fine linens!
You're a pathetic fuckboy and I would heem you stiff if I got the chance.
>>63486146
Tell me about all the Argentinan healthcare advances, anon and the US can probably 1-up them all inside one speciality made within your lifetime. Why? Because Entrepreneurs are able to listen to the information that is the price system (even as distorted as the medical end of things is due to governmental interference) and make new useful things, and useful things cheaper. 'Murica.
>>63486217
cuba literally has a better healthcare system than the US
>>63486211
le mad american
>>63486217
That's not an argument at all 2bqhwy family.
Argentina it's not an example, that's why i said "almost every other nation"
I understand the system, but germany has way better health system than you, way more advance and ethical, the same with car manufacturing (VW doesn't count), and still has free health care. The most advanced in the world. With WAY less money than America.
So no.
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about butchy dykes here.
Fuck off.
>>>/pol/
>>63486248
You are right 2bh, posting some heems for the trouble
>>63486260
i'm with you.
>>63486260
what fight is this
>>63486272
Pedro Rizzo vs Tank Abbot UFC Brasil 98
Pedro is an underrated killer.
Such a good fighter for the time.
>>63486284
wrong post lad
>>63486273
is that pedro rizzo
not sure why he is considered the best leg kicker since he just kicks the knees, which instantly makes it very hard to stand on that leg
>>63486327
He is not the best leg kicker ever, but he is probably one the hardest leg kickers ever in MMA
vid kinda related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3LUp2H5lc
>>63486281
did he run into Hendo's knee?
>>63486295
sorry mate
>>63486350
kek
>>63486351
yes, head was too low
>>63486351
he caught him with a quick right hook. it's quick but on repeat you can see it.
>>63486351
if you look closely it was a hendo cheeky right hand as Renzo tried to shoot.
It didn't look powerful, but Hendo it just Hendo
>>63486351
Decision Dan made him fall asleep
>>63486380
we pride now?
>>63486260
What fight is this?
>>63486395
yeah sure why not
Was Ricardo Arona the ultimate "only fun to watch lose" fighter of all time?
I don't think I can name a single signature win he had except Wanderlei and that fight was awful
>>63486397
Marco Ruas vs Paul Varelans UFC 7: The Brawl in Buffalo
Sorry for the slowpoke
>>63486427
He was the original wrestlefucker, without being a wrestler.
>>63486478
It's this the best superman punch KO ever?
>>63486497
"MMA... was a mistake"
-Joe Schilling
>>63486504
I was sad when that happened, i was kind off a Schilling fan. But fuck it, he is a c.u.c.k anyway
>>63486511
dat self control
lids, where has Oliynik gone? He heemed Rosholt and was ready for a step up
I never knew Never Back Down came out in cinemas and was a modest success
>>63486595
when it came out i thought everyone was going to start training mma because of it but that didn't happen
Who /attending193/ here
Flying in to Melbourne from Perth Friday morning.
>>63486570
He is a good guy
>>63486591
He got Khabib'd
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/9/9/9290185/ufc-alexey-oleinik-to-undergo-second-knee-surgery-will-not-retire
>>63485421
>Tyson
>GSP
>Schaub
Uh...one of these things doesn't belong here.
>>63486635
gsp because he doesn't KO anyone
>>63486640
kek
>>63486629
that sucks, hope the guy can come back and provide some more memes
apparently ronda is walking out to a new song this time
I would honestly heem you all with an overhand left
>>63486788
As long as I'm alive no one's gonna break Ronda's teeth.
>>63480452
This, Struve beat Miocic, if I pick Rosholt and lose I will feel like a fucking goof
Hey based boobsbro, how are you holding up?
>>63486511
more like jacaroid
who doing a big poo here?
>>63486731
the song of losing, we can only hope.
>>63486928
I've been bulking for months now and 2 big elephant shits on the daily ees normal for me
Does Paige stand a chance?
Everyone has this idea, like the UFC is somehow in control of who wins and loses fights. The fact is that they sometimes match-make in order to ensure a favorable outcome for their most marketable fighters, but this is not one of those times.
Some youtube stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaM8q1-bXio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljLm-_xgSO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXEuUY-DYMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQqDzK2GPx8
so I just came back from the hospital, apparently they did take my blood for free
>>63487040
murrilards BTFO
>>63487040
based free healthcare
>>63487027
yes, post more ronda and connor, goy
>>63487013
>>63487017
>>63487027
is this the cancer that's killing /heem/?
I just watched Redbelt
woeful
>>63487083
>>63487067
Yes, everything that is currently popular in mma is killing /heem/.
>>63487131
lmao
>>63487131
>>63487136
>popular in mma
>a link to a /pol/ documentary
>4 meme links to memes
stop
EA Sports UFC 2 is happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgUsTMZ8mw
>>63487215
>tfw still no PeeSea
Rumblr was a hoax. No UFC game on PC. I'll never be able to invite a fellow heemster into my guard.
JDIMS
>>63487153
I actually didn't realize that was a political documentary, but I guess it's pseudo-relevant since we /multiculti/ now.
The rest, I think it's totally reasonable to be mad about. Obviously sage northslice and ronda rousey are killing heem. If it wasn't for them this place would be awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwSisbpWMvU
so many asspained rednecks on my fb
>>63487013
What if Paige becomes the champion?
>>63487376
What are they asspained about?
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>63487400
>lovehandles
Do you think people will respect her after she cuts her hair for cancer?
>>63487381
Seriously, I don't pay *close* attention to the strawweight division, but Paige will never be champion. However, considering the fact that I don't pay as much attention as I could, I would consider the fact that the powers that be expect her to win this fight and then fight for a title.
My current opinion, though, is that Rose has this, 100%.
>>63486659
>4 weeks today a rose and PVZ will be stepping onto the scales
>with no hair
>>63487443
What? Do women suddenly not become just as attractive if they shave their head?
>>63487453
Where was there anything implying anything about attractiveness in that post?
>you now remember jacaré
>>63487462
Yes, you lying sack of shit. That is LITERALLY what you were getting at. Apologize now and I will spare your life.
>>63487464
I've actually been rewatching his and romeros fights these past few days. I will be very surprised if Jacare loses.
>>63487475
I asked where was there n implication. Literally all that was said was that they would be weighing in and they would have no hair. You INFERRING that it had any reference to their attractiveness reveals your own thoughts about short haired womyn.
>>63487489
Apology accepted. You're welcome.
>>63487478
Yeah he's old and he sucks and is dependent on steroids.
is there anything giving women rights hasn't ruined?
>>63487382
rousey being a liberal
>>63477470
Rousey via SUB
Joanna via TKO
Hunt via HEEM
Whittaker via DEC
Struve via very boring DEC
>>63487643
How many submissions have you made so far? 6 for me. I gotta think of a couple more combinations.
>>63485954
That movie was so fucking bad.
I had to stop watching it when they were still trying to be a "normal" family, and the actual retarded ghost shit hadn't started happening yet. At that point, I thought it was a well done movie. I liked that it was subtle.
And then it went full blown japanese horror The Ring type shit and ruined the whole fucking experience. Movie had potential, but did not execute.
>>63487651
One, you fucking piece of shit.
>>63487684
Woah take it to /b/.
>>63487651
You deserve every bad thing that happens to you.
>>63487580
I thought she supported Bernie Sanders?
will johny hendricks get the belt back?
Had a dream last night where Bendo loses against Alves but steps in to fight Paige when Rose drops out and loses via UD because he injures his shoulder in the first round.
Anyway, nice to see Holloway/Stephens on the main 194 card instead of Torres/Waterson
>>63487716
I don't think it would fit him anymore desu senpai baka
>>63487778
>word filters
sbh tbm fah
>>63487795
If it wasn't free I would almost pay for that one
>>63487807
Oh god I might actually buy it. It's on my birthday so I might be a little more liberal with my money. If it stays intact that is or it somehow gets better
>>63487819
happy belated birthday
>>63487828
Thank you, but a few good heems are all I really need for my birthday.
>>63487525
>apology accepted
No apology made dummy. Stay dumb.
>>63487795
posting this makes me nervous
please delete it
Thanks man.
So does /heem/ really think PVZ is going to get mopped by Rose?
>>63487921
i don't care to be honest
Is she a good Christian?
>>63487925
Me neither, but people spout about PVZ in seemingly every single thread now.
What's the name of the stuff Rogan takes? Choline + ?
What does it purportedly do?
>>63487948
have you tried alpha brain, it makes you more creative and enhances your mind.
Live chat with kek Thomas starts in 3 bongs
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/11/9711934/live-chat-ufc-193-preview-fighter-retirements-reebok-deal-fallout-and
>>63487757
i like Bendo desu, seems like a cool duder.
>"A lot of these girls, since they're not very structured, they'll do reactions that don't make sense," said Rousey. "Sometimes it makes it a lot more difficult. A lot of these women fighters are a lot more dangerous than the guys. They're less structured because they're newer in the sport. They throw things out of nowhere."
Why do men bother training at all? They are literally making themselves less dangerous by being so predictable.
>>63487619
daily reminder that if your post is not pro-mods on /heem/ it is literally >>>/trash/
>>63487997
christ, people will really twist their thoughts for the sake of "girl power"
>>63488014
It's my favorite WMMA meme. PVZ says women are better fighters because they are more emotional and just let it all go from the opening bell. She even literally said being on her period makes her a better fighter. Discipline is for plebs.
>>63488034
literal mental gymnastics
>>63488034
Don't forget the meme about being smarter fighters since they don't have KO power and have to rely more on technique.
>>63488076
That is another good one. It does unironically apply to some of the fighters at 125 though, which just further highlights the massive skill discrepancy between WMMA and MMA fighters. I really don't have any problem with WMMA for what it is, but the UFC should really stop trying to pretend it is something that it isn't.
>>63487153
>tfw alpha brain kicks in
>>63487971
I tried alpha brain once and have never in my life felt so suicidal.
Who would win heem?
>>63488181
Ronda would beat him with a broomstick tbqh (to be quite honest)
>>63488176
Some people's brains are just meant to stay beta.
https://instagram.com/p/979cpMwIHQ/
>>63488181
A minute ago I just heard there is a contest to get a private performance and meet Taylor Swift off the coast of Australia. I'd literally rather do it than see that cunt "fight."
>>63488181
i don't know what's worse her face or her body
>>63488194
Stipe vs. Jon Jones who wins?
>>63488195
yea, I've always felt that if you need to add chemicals then you're just not cut out to be a prime specimen
>>63488226
I think that fight would be a lot more competitive than people give Stipe credit for.
I think it'd be a tough fight for Jones, and I think Stipe is going to look good vs Arlovski
>>63488251
>>63488257
Glad to see more people on the team
https://instagram.com/p/9ysliXChst/
>>63488266
Stipe is maybe a bit underrated by most MMA fans, but he's still inconsistent and doesn't have much of a fanbase
>>63488306
>American
>unamerican name
He will never have a fanbase
I think the absolute biggest reason 125 and WMMA (Outside of Ronda) aren't a draw is the lack of finishes. A ko or sub isn't necessary for a great fight, but the possibility of it happening is. Granted, there is an occasional knockout, but it is extremely rare. I almost always expect a decision when a 125 or WMMA fight comes on.
Knowing that anything could happen at anytime is one of the reasons mma is the most exciting sport. You literally cannot take your eyes off the screen when a great fight is on because you know it can all end in a second. How often is that feeling associated with WMMA or 125? Pretty much when Ronda and JJ fight because you know they are going for the kill.
>>63488306
He doesn't have a strong fanbase at all, he has a boring personality and he's weird looking, but he's a good fighter.
That decision vs JDS was absolute bullshit.
>>63488362
>How often is that feeling associated with WMMA or 125? Pretty much when Ronda and JJ fight because you know they are going for the kill.
I was saying this not too long ago. There aren't many women that could get a knockdown with a punch, let alone a knockout. WMMA TKOs are almost always do to the lesser fighter giving up and eating unanswered blows, and the ref calling the fight due to unanswered blows, not to prevent unnecessary damage.
>>63488181
It bothers me that I still probably can't beat mark hunt kickboxing.
New heavy hands on Ronda and JJ
https://youtu.be/RdjPNtUTGqw
>>63488415
>That decision vs JDS was absolute bullshit.
FOOK OFF
>>63488452
Those guys don't know what they're talking about. Wyman literally said Moroz shouldn't have been sanctioned to fight Calderwood because she was giong to get murdered in the standup.
>>63488452
>>63488463
what do the heavy hands guys look like? Are they neckbeards?
>>63488478
Yes
>>63488478
yes, just like jack slack
>>63488452
If they knew what they were talking about they would be coaching, not begging for the change between your couch cushions.
>>63488478
well they are the deep /a/ counter part to mma
they have watched everything, and zane has a slight lisp and a seemingly huge crush on tumenov so basically yes
they are this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKjP2Niu6o&feature=youtu.be&t=18
personified. but well more technical
>>63488485
>>63488487
>>63488498
found a pic of Connor on twitter. Wyman looks pretty jacked though
>>63487215
Nice.
>>63488516
>knowing their names
>actually listening to them
>>63488528
are you the ea ufc bro that I heemed with Diaz and some other duders? i'm really a britbong btw, just in dubai for a bit
>>63487828
lol this fucking moron doesnt know what belated means.
>>63487976
his opinion = WGAF
>>63488540
Yes. Are you really in dubai or just proxying?
>>63488580
he is from ghana actually
>>63488540
>>63488580
Play vs Poirier on hard difficulty with anyone and then post results plz guys
>>63488580
actually in dubai senpai, surprised that 4chan isn't blocked desu.
can't wait for ea ufc 2,
Are the new embeddeds any good or will I just end up cringing?
>>63488602
Sure thing, bro.
>>63488602
Right on. I assume youre there on business? Are you in the financial sector?
UFC 2 looks like it oughtta be pretty tight. That clip of gustafson's face looked so much better than whats in the current game.
>>63488633
God the first one was so bad with all that lube talk.
>>63488633
The first one was super cringe worthy in the beginning with Ronda talking about lube. "If you use lube, you are not the dude."
The second one is alright. Ronda does her little speech at the end.
>>63488602
Where are you staying? We can throw down.
>>63488463
they also predicted RdA/Pettis.
Noone can be 100% correct all the time, especially in sports predictions.
>>63488650
nah, im still in uni senpai just visiting my family as i have a week off uni and they are on holiday over here
Waifu tier bros, 2bh
>>63488707
if they knew anything of value they wouldn't be talking to 6 people on youtube
>>63488707
>they also predicted RdA/Pettis.
what did they say about this fight
>>63487215
Oh shit man! So excited for this. I'm still playing the first every day even though I resent it for so many things.
Let's hope we get roster careers this time, and just better careers in general.
After watching both embeddeds, Holm and Letourneau seem to lack confidence.
>>63488920
>Let's hope we get roster careers this time, and just better careers in general.
Better careers in general could be achieved by reworking the training between fights alone. Also, the opponents you continually fight over and over again if you're the reigning champ.
>>63488926
neither of them have even earned a title shot, they don't even know if they could beat someone top 5 let alone literally the two best female fighters
@RothwellFighter
Now this all makes sense @ufc ! Cannot wait to share the NEWS!!!!! #bigbenstrikes
cain is out lads
>>63488980
Career was fun(ish) the first time round, but starting a new one and having to go through all that shit
>Do all the training for TUF again
>Go through that long period of fighting "Express" and "The Flash" and other CAF's
>Finally reach main card and fight real fighters for about 5 fights
>By the end of your career you end up fighting the same 2 real fighters about 10 times each and other than them its just fucking CAFs again
>the fucking weirdy messages from fighters and Dolce
>>63489024
>yfw Cain is out and they put Stipe in to face Werdum rather than Big Ben
>>63485176
>low level mobsters
this nigga doesn't know about the Fertita crime family
their grandfather was a real mobster
>>63485260
You're not getting my 60$ Dana, fuck off
How bad is Valerie's face going to look after the fight? I've only seen 2 of her fights but she looks 100% incapable of getting a take down.
>>63489059
It's $70 for HD through Verizon FIOS
>>63489069
implyin she'll make weight
>>63489082
That's OK Claudia is in Australia she'll put on a better fight with zero camp at a catchweight.
>>63489024
interm super heavy weight championship bout for ufc 196? big ben versus winner of hunt/bigfoot?
>>63489069
I feel bad about that, she's got a nice face.
>>63483613
What if NDT were president?
R8 /10
>>63489152
10/10
>>63489152
delete this post
Schaub vs. Rothwell 2 confirmed
>mfw Yoel is the champ by 2016
>>63489191
>Guys lets not talk about the biggest event of the year because it might "jinx" it
Ur dum as rox tbqph
>>63489215
You'll scare it away m8
>>63489152
>tfw I'm going to that
>>63489259
how mad will you be if your plane crashes?
>>63489280
African American man*
So UFC 193 will air during the day on Saturday?
>>63489033
Exactly. The first career was pretty fun, but when you think "oh, this division is pretty stacked with fun guys to fight, I'll make one in this" and then you crack the top 10, fight one real life guy, beat the champ, fight the same guy again, then fight the other guy again, it gets super annoying.
It's also always the same format, too. The AI picks a guy, usually the champ but sometimes a top contender, and eventually makes them 100/100/100 in all stats, regardless of their real life skill, just to try to make you lose.
>>63489307
Prelims start at 6:15 est
>>63489307
looks like a comfy Sunday afternoon card for them aussies
>>63489329
EST wins again
>tfw Keeley is lewd
>>63489307
Nope. Normal time.
Any other oldfightfanfags remember when they aired Silva/Maia at like 10 am? MY buddy and I planned on watching the 7 pm airing, but my facebook was blown up by people saying shit like "I'm never ordering another anderson silva fight again".
>>63489359
Yup, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings during like Lunch time on a saturday to watch a live fight.
Shit was weird and on top of that you had weird fights like Silva vs Maia, Edgar beating Penn and Hughes vs a Gracie
On paper that card was fantastic
>>63489359
>but my facebook was blown up by people saying shit like "I'm never ordering another anderson silva fight again".
to be quite honest, that was a very, very bad fight. he should have gone balls out and heem'd him violently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arPiC_sg8Hg
>>63489418
is luke thomas a werewolf?
>>63489401
No shit. What exactly did you think you were contributing with this comment?
>>63489432
You mean because he never ages?
>>63489438
faggot canadian rekt desu
>>63489443
the widow's peak, the beard, the graying hair, and his size just makes me think of a werewolf
>>63489443
>looks like a 50 year old
>isn't even 40
just
Meme?
based kek thomas BTFOing FOX and zuffa
>>63488418
>probably
he could heem every here
>>63489528
he was pretty good when he was young
he did shanshou, which is kickboxing with takedowns
>>63489682
I meant the webm. Looked like Phillip Rivers. An American quarterback who had a nervous meltdown on Monday. And I know he did sanshou, the goddamn commentators (Quadros who can be there,Mauro who can be there, and Bill Goldberg who was a mandrama faggot who got rekt by Chris Jericho should be there) have been saying that for the entire card.
>>63477470
Rousey
Joanna
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve
What would a fight between Rumble and Frank Mir look like?
New TUF tonight
>an array of moderators
>which takes money and effort
>money
>do it for free
Holy shit
>>63489826
the moderators are compensated, not the janitors
>>63489823
More exciting for the new Kingdom.
>>63489438
What the fuck did you think you were contributing when you made a post about how everyone on your facebook made facebook posts bud?
do you think Luke voted for Obama both times or just one?
What supplement should I take to grow a beard?
>>63490107
minoxidil
>>63490116
>>63490107
I heard a story about a guy I used to know in high school, where his room mates hated him or something and they started putting this minoxidil shit in his body wash over the course of a few years and supposedly the guy got extremely hairy all over his body, his neck, shoulders, everything
>>63490107
i'm older than them but i don't know what it's like to have to shave
>>63490175
are you asian
>>63490101
Both, he probably fell for the Romney hates poor people meme
>>63490116
minoxidil kills your dick m8
>>63490107
I can't wait for all the goof tears once Rockhold gets heemd.
>>63490211
you must be thinking of something else because it doesn't
>>63490212
Weidman is going to get exposed by Luke's superior striking m8
>>63490231
there are studies proving my statement
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/ahead-of-ufc-193-ronda-rousey-caught-up-in-australian-mma-controversy
What the fuck is wrong with people? If you don't want your kid to go don't let them go.
>>63490258
>To date, no scientific studies have made a connection between Rogaine and sexual dysfunction. Men who take Rogaine and experience problems with libido, erection, or performance will often find another contributing factor that explains their symptoms.
>>63490107
your image was bothering me desu senpai
>>63490275
I was pretending bro
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/11/last-woman-to-defeat-ronda-rousey-would-really-love-to-punch-her
I could listen to this woman's accent all day (full interview if you scroll down the page)
>>63490280
i was pretty sure it would bother someone
>>63490280
your image was bothering me desu senpai
>>63490297
>tfw no cool dutch girlfriend
that's all I want in life, really
>>63490384
/lowtest/ spotted
>>63490325
>>63490384
>>63490411
ASMR talk is unbearable
sounds absolutely retarded
I want a new Steam pic, any MMA-related suggestions?
Thinking of using shadface
found a rare luke
>>63490532
I guess it's better
Still, she looks like she's 14 man,are you seriously going to listen to 50 minutes of her talking? kinda creepy
>>63490545
he really aged a lot in the past 5 years,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjBneXUcYa0
>>63489418
he needs to trim that haggard ass beard. tbqphf (to be quite perfectly honest, family)
>>63490567
Looked so much better- He should go back to that haircut
The one he has right now looks ridiculous on him
>>63490671
Is that maple water?
>>63490678
no, it's rogan's "laundry detergent"
>>63490678
yes it is homeboy
its the next coconut water son
>>63490678
no it's lazarus potion
I genuinely like joe rogan
>>63490526
I got some quality one for you
>>63490526
this one is pretty good too
>>63490751
I like this one. It's simple, lo-rez, and makes him look like a potato
Might go with this one
this fucked up barbie looks like PVZ
>>63489277
I don't think he will be mad at all. Have you ever read Epicurus?
>>63490869
what is she under house arrest for?
>>63490890
lol
>>63490881
welders > philosophers
>joe rogan isn't gay
>turns down a big tittied solid 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=161QyAuy8mQ
>>63491140
perky tittied*
Condit or Lawler?
>I'm still a bit salty because of Hardy.
>>63491140
he really fucked his face over with all those androgen supplements
>>63491167
Lawler imo, Condit was losing the Woodley fight, looked like shit in the diaz fight, don't trust him.
>>63491167
im going with lawler, but is gonna be a close fight
>>63491167
Condit fought so frequently prior to the injury
feelsbadman
>>63491349
>>63491349
NEW THREAD
>>63490881
bruh... didn't you see his flag?
>>63490890
Lying to cancer patients
>>63490592
>all that jizz
>>63483613
>voting for a total communist
Hope Holm beats her, hard.
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