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Upcoming MMA events:
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum, ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Alves vs Henderson
UFC 193 embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3-F6DcGUsk
Second for MattyIce67 fucking up Conor MacGregor.
>americans have an app for meeting up and fighting
First for Paige lying to kids with cancer
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/j2pb/send-paige-vanzant-to-the-chopping-blick-
>>63461131
Third for your face pissing me off
>>63461111
Nice quads
“I have to return some videotapes”
Who is the Tom Brady of MMA?
>>63461143
>>63461178
Vitor because he is deflating
>>63461178
Anderson Silva
>>63461177
Not bad for scum.
>>63461213
aint nobody ever said rory was a handsome man
>>63461136
Not just for Americans brah, download the app and accept my fight invite I'll fly to Oslo and take you to snap city, your face is pissing me off breh.
t. SchaubIce420
Rory
Robbie
Condit
Woodley
Hendricks
Is Johny the only douche of the 5?
>>63461224
I had all the characteristics of a human being—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning.
heh
check em
>>63461136
Isn't it great?
>>63461224
>>63461269
at least they can concealed carry
>>63461256
almost
MattyIce67 heem'd 4chan's servers.
>>63461249
I'd put you down like a sick dog desu
>>63461138
i just donated $142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOvkBcivbtA
luke literally is 90 and 0
>>63461327
if i get dubs i'm donating that amount
>Ronda Rousey hits the canvas, Holly Holm is the winner
>Rogans mic is silent, he walks out of the stadium head hung
>Gets in his Camaro
>Starts the car and has to quickly turn the volume down as the Joan Jett song he was listening to previously comes blasting on
>He looks into the rear-view mirror, staring at his own reflection
>Pops four alpha brain
>"be the hero of your own movie Joe"
>Peels out of the parking lot and drives north until he's deep in the Ozarks and out of gas
>Gets out and wanders through the mountains for 40 days being tempted by visions of comics stealing jokes
>Stumbles on some wild mushrooms
>Swallows them along with the last of his Alpha Brain
>Takes a seat cross-legged underneath a willow tree and begins a live podcast as the forest animals begin to gather around to listen
>3 hours pass
>His guitar riff outro slowly becomes audible from a nearby valley
>"big kiss, until next time dirty bitches"
>The outro now booming through the mountains, he closes his eyes and sinks into the willow tree leaving nothing but a face print in the bark
You're in the gym swinging kettlebells and this loc'd out gangster set trippin banger challenges you to fisticuffs over Rumblr. What do you do?
>>63461522
Tell him his face pisses me off and meet him behind the deli at 9 pm to be honest
>>63461485
I'd like to apologize for this post
>>63461569
Yeah I read it expecting something really funny going off the first two lines but it never really went anywhere interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixYjUo4AyY
real Embedded. Not sure if it has been posted.
>>63461485
I'd like to apologize for this post.
>>63461250
I bet Condit thinks he's better than everyone else, deep down.
>>63461522
Swipe left, go on RumblHER, find the qtest chick on there and challenge her to a fight, beat the shit out of her, sign a deal with the Dallas Cowboys, die rich.
>>63461614
Doesn't everyone?
>>63461250
>Woodley
>thinks his win over Condit wasn't a fluke
>doesn't want to take another fight if it's not for the title after barely beating Kelvin "Chubby Cheeks" Gastelum
>always has that smug shitface
>>63461614
you kinda have to believe that, at that level.
>>63461522
>tfw it's a ruse made up by some brilliant anon
>>63461662
No, Carlos.
Updated
Main Card:
Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau
Mark Hunt vs. Antonio 'Bigfoot' Silva
Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall
Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt
So we should be getting a sticky this weekend, right?
>>63461763
I hope not.
>>63461763
I'm getting sticky just thinking about this weekend.
Would Rogaine commit suicide if Holm catches Honda with a cheeky punch and gets a KO
>>63461763
Oh for the love of god please no
Casuals and mandrama fags ruined what could have been a comfy gamethread
>>63461715
>right now there are people on this very website that see great posts and think "Fuck, I've got to post this on Reddit"
>>63461816
Dana definitely would.
>>63461816
>Holm
>koing anyone with a punch
That never happened. She has no power in her hands and shit body mechanics.
>>63461485
beautiful
>>63461600
Does chiropractic medicine actually work or is it a hoax?
>>63461684
>at that level
on this chinese image board level "everyone" thinks they're better than everyone else
>>63461858
It's a cheeky heem punch though
>>63461911
she is not able.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/2/25/8104193/holm-vs-pennington-ufc-184-mma-technique-judo-chop-boxing-nudges-knockouts-kick-gif
With a kick, maybe.
>>63461894
The difference between me and the rest of you is that when I think it I'm right.
>>63461730
Rousey via 1st rd memebar
Jedrzejczyk via 4th rd TKekO
Hunto via 2nd rd walkoff KO
Hall via not just existing
Rosholt via wet, gassed out, blanket decision
>>63461934
Well whats the chances of Ronda getting hit by lighting
>>63461983
well if they didn't rig it properly it could potentially fall on her or something
>>63462026
things can happen, now that Burt Watson is gone. How confident are you in the skills of the Strayan workforce?
>>63461959
>mick with gook tats
Goddamn what a meme
>>63462049
being Melbourne (the part that isn't disgusting), highly confident
>>63461730
Rousey
Jed"dr. dre"czyk
Hunt
Hall
Rosholt
>>63461730
4 of those are mine
>>63461730
Rousey via R1 armbar
Jedrzejczyk via R3 TKO
Draw
Hall by DEC
Struve by DEC
Draw
Draw
Draw
Draw
Draw
Anyone who is picking Ronda and Joanna is just copying my picks.
Cookie cutters
>>63461684
Woodley just looks miserable 24/7 imo
>>63461730
Rousey
Jxcedxczrzejczxcsadzxcxzxcxzzyk
Hunto
Hall
Rosholt
>>63461730
> Holm dec.
> JJ tko
> Hunt ko
> Hall tko
> Rosholt ko
>>63461730
Holyfield Holm via cheeky jab and jog decision
Valerie Letourneau via size and precsure
Maruko Hauntoooo via clever body kick
Whittaker via whatever he chooses
Struve via please god don't let Rosholt win
>>63462026
What if Rogan has a life insurance policy out on Ronda and has been laying on the hyperbole to get the best possible valuation on her. Then a lighting rig accidentally falls on her, her family sue the UFC out of business and Rogan has a huge payout and publicly vows to walk away from the sport because of his grief.
Will UFC 193 get a sticky?
>>63462264
But of course
>>63462215
Why were people so mad about that video? I don't get it.
>>63462294
Tai could probably heem half the UFC's current roster with ease
brehs I found the greatest amateur heem of all time
>>63462340
Knocking out the autistic kid that tard rages after you pick on him shouldn't count, even as an amateur fight.
>>63462340
who /from new york and out here by myself/ here
you guys must let nigs walk all over you for them to leave ny and act like this
>>63462340
mcgreggor vs jon jones.webm
>>63462394
Definitely. That's why I really don't like amateur heems (on top of the whole head to concrete internal heematoma thing). I can't get off on a heem unless it's sanctioned and mostly safe.
>>63462434
Now I know why you're such a pussy about stoppages lol
>>63462406
sweet justice
>>63462340
Nothing beats the psycho tumblr tranny getting curbstomped. When his coconut hits the pavement and makes that THOK sound maaaan.
>>63462410
Real or 3D rendering?
>tfw delusional hue ape defending shitholes like Sao Paulo unironically painting it as if they're good
Fucking cringed hard.
In Brazil, Santa Catarina is salvageable and that's about it. Also not being biased since I live nearly a thousand miles away.
>>63462551
literal monkey wanting to live in a jungle
enjoy your malaria
>>63462530
great picture of a great city which is not so great of a sports city
>>63462406
hold this L for me new york
>>63462406
>that nigga doing yoga at the end
>>63461600
Ronda has obviously never used coconut oil as lube.
>>63461893
idk but it feels good
>>63462568
Are you the same guy who hates Sage and says anyone who likes him is a babby?
so who is going to pull out of ufc 193 sometime this week due to injury?
>>63462634
valerie due to not making weight
![12189971_705114156286020_1608748416584725648_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sWUfcF3.jpg "12189971_705114156286020_1608748416584725648_n[1].jpg")
>>63461730
Honda
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Rosholt
>>63462657
conor is not even remotely scary
>>63461893
Some people swear by it. Chiropractors say they can fix a whole crazy range of stuff with a few clever joint manipulations. Spider bit you where the good lord split you? Let me pop your big toe and jaw and you're gonna be fine. Maybe the sensation of cracking and popping could make the placebo effect even stronger?
>>63462629
do you love Sage?
>>63462677
Yeah but billions of people also think christianity is true
![12190948_10204924848511235_5755592465040358781_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vKVeKQ7.jpg "12190948_10204924848511235_5755592465040358781_n[1].jpg")
>>63462671
Doesn't matter. He was able to brake Aldo mentally.
>>63462697
Do you not love Sage? I've been watching Mixed Martial Arts since before they even mixed their martial arts, and Sage is truly something magical.
>>63462702
>dat ringworm on her bicep
Just how filthy are the mats at TAM?
>>63462340
> McGregorLWdebut.webm
>>63462712
why is that conor can get away with screaming in his face and dancing around and when aldo shows a little emotion hes all of a sudden lost the mental war
>>63462731
Will she deliver?
>>63462764
because Conor McGregor's colourful personality and exciting fighting style captures the imagination of the common pleb and causes him to create narratives inside their head regarding what the fight game really is
The guy you're responding to is a pretty obvious troll though
>>63462731
That's a cigar burn from one of her bullies. So sad. ;_;
>>63462775
no
>>63462764
>shows little emotion
The guy was clearly angry, agitated and fearful of Conor during the tour. Just take a look at the embeddeds again.
>>63462804
>imagination
I see these tings, ya fookin' Roo lovin' twerp.
>>63462833
>there will be some shaving involved
hot
>>63462812
Was she picked on by the Las Vegas Bullingdon club?
>>63462821
>tfw i could heem every one of those girls
>>63462853
I think he just got fed up with the whole thing. Imagine your employer spending every day mocking your achievements by parading around some dirty repetitive meme in front of you. It'd be awful. Just awful.
Aldo would absolutely heem Dana and the Frittatas if he could get away with it.
>>63462854
lewd
>>63462890
Can't deny that this fight will be great for Aldo either way though, if he loses he'll make a shitton of cash but if he wins, people might actually start watching his fights.
>>63462907
brb eating flapjacks
>>63462821
i mean i guess i would start with third from the left
i guess...
>>63462874
How many of these slabs of hunkmeat could you heem?
>>63462907
I lol'd so hard when I first saw this on YouTube. Especially with all the shilling going on.
>>63462935
you can have my syrup
>>63462944
you picked the best fighter there
prepare to get harai goshi'd and elbowed into a living death, okay?
>>63462945
I could heem everyone in that picture except Werdum and Machida.
>>63462568
Jesus Christ, the reason no one takes hues seriously is because of tard favelados like you who refuse to ever gain any measure of self-awareness.
>>63462945
I love pics like this because you get a feel for just how big some fighters are
Like Nogueira always looked small compared to his opponents but he's massive IRL
>>63462855
Yes. Source: I am a member of LVBC and bullied her vagina with my penis.
>>63461730
Ronda Rousey via sheem
Joanna via JUSTBLEED madness
Hunto
Robert Whittaker
Jared Rosholt
>>63462812
look at her arm in this pic
>>63462961
i plan on fucking them Australia
>>63463019
looks like she just got done listening to my mixtape xD
>>63463019
Bullying bruises. The poor little princess.
>>63463025
You fuck? She fuck. You just hold on and try to keep up, haha
>>63463019
Looks like she just got done not listening to Greg Hardy.
>>63463019
i bet she's the type of psycho girl who yells at herself in the mirror and self harms
>>63463099
Stop, my erection can only take so much.
>>63463099
Could you imagine jogging at night, looking over your shoulder, and seeing her in pursuit?
>>63461730
Rousey
Jedrzejczyk
Hunt
Hall
Struve
>>63461730
Rousey via 1st rd armbar
Jedrzejcyk via 2nd rd SHEEM
Hunt via 1st rd HEEM
Hall via 2nd rd HEEM
Rosholt via boring grapplefuck
>You know, we always like to use that term, "once in a lifetime". "Once in a lifetime" does not apply to Ronda Rousey. It's once ever, in human history. It's never been a human like her. Her ability to not just beat great fighters, but destroy them. She's like a superhero. She's really is a freak of existence. When Ronda Rousey leaves the sport, you may never see someone like her again, not just in Mixed Martial Arts, but in any sport.
When can I actually download this Rumblr app? I can't wait to throw down with you idiots.
>>63463000
>met Forrest Griffin in real life
>he was so tall he didn't even look human
>>63463252
You better stand and trade faggot. Rumblr clearly states no wrestlefucks are allowed btw.
What if Nick was told to "lay down" for Anderson and the ensuing positive test and ridiculous suspension was his penalty for fucking with the powers that be?
>>63463252
Cool it MattyIce67, apparently it was all a ruse. Too bad too because I was going to go cross country heeming all the scrubs whose faces pissed me off.
http://vonhughes.getrumblr.com/
>>63463309
"Come get you some!"
i kek evrytime
>>63462976
we were just bantering, you angry ape
your 'complexo de vira-lata' is ruining our vibe
>>63462216
>>63462231
>holly holm via decision
For what purpose? If she does win it'll be by a freak (t)ko that no one expected in the first round.
>>63463335
>We understand that some of you were genuinely looking forward to using an app like Rumblr, and we’re sorry to disappoint. However, if you still are truly wishing to release some built-up angst, consider fighting more pressing issues such as gang violence, domestic abuse, and at-risk youth culture.
Wow what a bunch of reddit faggots
>>63463394
Listen mate I'm just going with what I read in my tea leaves. The tea leaves showed Holm with her arms up and a beaming smile, and Ronda with her hands on her hips and a scrunched up expression. I read that as a decision, but hey maybe it was a quick cheeky sub?
>>63463382
amazing to think the natives wouldn't have the wheel had europeans not shown up
>>63463441
He's right. We should make apps for matching up gangs, domestic abuse partners, and urban youths.
>>63463441
IF THEY DIDN'T PATENT IT SOMEONE'S GOTTA STEAL THAT SHIT STAT
>>63463441
are you serious? holy fuck, liberals strike again.
>>63461730
Holm via heem
Yoannejaycheck via destruction
Hunto via devastating heem
Uriah "TUF legend" hall via tko
Struve
>>63463483
There already is an app for meeting women who were abused, it's called the Craigslist personals.
>>63463597
Boooooo
>>63463597
>>63463597
Can confirm from personal experience.
>>63463597
great way to get arrested in florida
>>63463467
wonder how they managed to build all those ancient marvels and master astronomy then
>>63463756
Aliens bruh.
>>63463817
>>63463756
Which pre-Colombian American civilization was the best for heems?
![image[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mYJb3DZ.gif "image[1].gif")
>>63463756
>>63463864
The ones who used to play soccer with human heads.
>>63463756
>build marvels
>master astronomy
>still cant figure out a fucking wheel
fucking jungle spics, were they even trying?
>>63463756
>>63463864
the aztecs, definitely
>>63463756
they didn't master anything. 13 spanairds literally overthrew their entire empire.
>>63464042
>Sacrifice a bunch of children like ten times a year
>Wonder why they died the fuck out
>>63463953
Wheels existed, but were found typically only in children's toys.
They didn't have horses in america until the spanish brought them over so they didn't really have anything to use the wheels with
>>63464054
Because everyone who was already living there hated them as well so they helped the spanish
also guns
also bacteria
>>63463953
Any knowledge they had (which wasn't much) was inherited from an earlier sea faring civilization of whites. That's why they literally thought the white Europeans arriving by ship were Gods.
>>63464124
>guns
>bacteria
We got it you. You read literally one book.
>>63464124
>also bacteria
It's really crazy just how many diseases Europeans brought over with them. They had so little to worry about, then boom... every awful contagious disease you could imagine. I think the only one the Europeans got in return was syphilis.
Makes me wonder about those little viking settlements in Northern America -- did they spread diseases too?
>>63464166
You're thinking of the plot of El Dorado, mate
>>63464042
>tfw live in village on border of aztec territory
SO YEAH BITCHES ARE GONNA PUNCH EACHOTHER IN THE FACE TOMORROW NIGHT HUH?
>>63464275
>Holm
>punch
Her only hope is a liver kick because Ronda has no defense to speak of and her coach is running from the IRS
>>63464275
WORST CARD EVER
>>63464275
I gotta stop gripping and sipping.
>SATURDAY NIGHT
>>63461730
Holm
Letourneau
Hunt
Hall
Struve
did schaub try to use lube on ronda or something?
What supplement should I ask my doctor for tomorrow morning? I really don't care I'll ask for anything.
>>63464435
Saturday Night
do do dooo do dooo do dooo do do
Saturday Night
whoawhoawhowhoooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lelsyP9qL2I
>>63464501
No it was Norm
>>63464508
vitamin d shots
most people are deficient
>>63464546
a gallon of vitamin d enriched whole milk isn't enough?
>Fury in charges of this pickey gimmick
And you thought MMA was mandramatic.
>Good will always prevail over evil. I see that in me versus Klitschko. To be honest with you, I know Klitschko is a devil-worshipper. They are involved in bigger circles and stuff like that and they do magic tricks and whatever.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/9/9696814/tyson-fury-bizarre-homophobic-rant-wladimir-klitschko-devil-worshipper-boxing-news
>>63464508
viagra
>tfw you like chick fights more than most guy fights recently
I'm an old school fight fan too, pre-TUF and watched PRIDE before they even started doing Bushido cards. I like that they go all out and just beat the fuck out of eachother like that Pole. It's sad that manpunch has more drama filled bitches in it than bitchslap does nowadays.
>>63464508
Antidepressants
>>63464508
Don't ask for creatine, you'll become a supreme gentleman.
>>63464599
Isn't this the guy Dana had beef with a few years back?
>>63464646
that crap is probably worse for you than alcohol
Ausbros with foxtel, 'Ultimate Knockouts' is on at the moment. Just watched BJ Penn heem Kaol Uno for like the 50th time in my life
>>63464637
I like WMMA especially because it's one of the only places you can legally watch a girl get her ass beaten against her will
>>63464637
looks like News Radio era Rogan desu
>>63464637
I think the fact that WMMA hasn't developed as much lends itself to some of the same feelings of old school MMA, I mean in UFC you get someone who comes in with a lot of hype and gets like one or two wins and is now in title contention. That's straight out of early MMA.
This is Fury's proof that Klitschko is a "devil worshiper".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqVkn_p4pso
>>63464680
Not exactly beef, but Fury did claim that he could beat Velasquez and wanted to fight him and Dana shut him down, so he said that he'd go to Bellator. But so far nothing materialised.
Maybe you're thinking of James Toney. He got under Danas skin and he made that fight with Couture.
>>63464599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_8bFf40kRo
Fury's promos are amazing, he's so unrehearsed and clumsy
>>63464713
Anyone here watch/like NewsRadio?
>>63464508
Get me some oxy, codeine cough syrup, some 2mg xanax bars, and get yourself somethin too.
>>63464766
nah it was definitely fury
i remember dana kept calling him "Tyson Who?"
>>63464837
I hope you aren't being serious.
It's because of degenerate faggots like you that this is happening,
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/03/health/death-rates-rising-for-middle-aged-white-americans-study-finds.html
>>63464766
>That video
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC! DARK SIDED SHIT! FUCKIN QUEERS!
when will the ufc institute a gabiweight division?
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/KiT0i1e.png "latest[2].png")
>>63464933
Leave Gabi Garcia to me.
>tfw you will never see Ronda take out Gabi Garcia on NYE in Japan in a Fedor vs Zulu esque performance
>>63464637
That's because very very few women have knock out power, so they can take and receive a lot of 'damage' from each other
>>63464899
FUCKIN QUEERS
>>63464802
greatest gem of '90s tv
it was on netflix last time i had netflix
and rogan is surprisingly good in it
>>63464886
>my syrup when faggots can't handle their drugs
>>63465061
he wasn't an obsessive pothead back then
>>63465077
how much codeine is in a cup of that?
>>63464985
They really do promote Ronda similarly to Fedor, she fights bums to further propagate her aura but she goes out and destroys the top fighters in her division too.
>>63465077
it'll catch up to you when you're 45 brah
just like the people in that study
>>63465077
Why don't you take a real opiate, faggot?
Oxycontin masterrace
>>63465180
I do, you faggot. I mix them all, then I pop like ten bonermoths and fuck bitches.
>>63465259
Why even bother buying lean?
It's literally a waste of money
The only purpose is if you want to feel like a fucking rapper/nigger, same shit with blunts
female heavyweight division when?
>>63465318
I bet you don't even smoke rock.
>>63465318
Now that's a division I'd like to see.
>>63465318
Names?
Did you know that Alcohol and the contraceptive pill increase testosterone levels in women? Are they considered performance enhancers?
>>63465373
Big Bertha and Fatty Fuck
Please don't do drugs
Be clean and drug free, like Sage
>>63464933
gabi's fighting in december. 198lb.
>>63465450
Sage smokes crack I know because I sold it to him. He's on the glass dick harder than Pookie.
>>63465373
Tiffany Blake and Ava Doll
>>63465180
muh nigga
>tfw they made it 50x harder to break time release
I get IR atm, good shit\
>tfw tolerance of a rhino even though i'm 5'5
>>63465493
fun fact, this wasn't for a scene they just needed to stop her raiding the fridge
>>63465676
these jokes aren't funny but she is still the best deepthroater i've ever seen
>>63465623
>5'5
you should literally be sterilized
>>63465758
One of the Aussies is a girl.
>>63465840
This explains so much
>>63465180
>>63465077
>oxycontin real opiate
Why don't you try heroin or morphine, Not lean like some poser retard or oxys like a 15 year old.
>>63466431
Heroin is for poorfaggots. I'll stick to sipping lean and popping oxys in the club and getting bitches instead of turning into a skeleton with AIDS thanks bruh.
who /honeydickedintothinkinghollyhasachance/ here ?
>>63466733
me absolutely
>Not getting rich selling degenerates drugs while you live a healthy Christian life.
You lot help me sustain my unhealthy betting addiction, though.
>>63466733
Her chance is that Ronda has no defense
So if she learns to kick with her left, with sheem power, right at the liver, without getting grabbed, then she can win
>>63465493
bitch got a pokemon tat
>>63467712
I wonder what she's trying to express by that
>>63466816
There's nothing Christian about drug dealing
Give them bread, give them fish, give them hope.
>>63468301
Jesus gave a bunch of people alcohol because the party wasn't fly enough. Don't judge m8.
>>63461730
Holm
Jedrejczyk
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve
>>63461730
ignore: >>63469379
Holm
Jedrejczyk
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve
>>63464508
Ask him if he knows what alpha brain is
>>63466916
She is just a can, she doesn't know how to throw a punch, just look at his boxing record and all the decisions, it's too late for here to know how to gain power
>>63461178
Jones Jones by a mile
>Cocaine Gate = Deflate Gate
>Hit and Run Gate = Spygate
>both train under great coaches who are rather boring
>lots of meme maneuvers
>Tom is forever 18-1
>Jon is forever 21- Hamill
>Tom plays with Jon's brother
>Jon's brother plays with Tom
>>63469596
She doesn't need power. She needs distance.
>>63465758
I-i'm not a girl
