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/heem/: Someone Had To Do It Edition


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Previous Thread >>63450614

Upcoming MMA events:
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC FN: Magny vs Gastelum, ONE Championship 35
November 28 - UFC FN: Alves vs Henderson

UFC 193 embedded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3-F6DcGUsk
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Second for MattyIce67 fucking up Conor MacGregor.
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>americans have an app for meeting up and fighting
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First for Paige lying to kids with cancer

https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/j2pb/send-paige-vanzant-to-the-chopping-blick-
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>>63461131
Third for your face pissing me off
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>>63461111
Nice quads
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“I have to return some videotapes”
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Who is the Tom Brady of MMA?
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>>63461143
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>>63461178

Vitor because he is deflating
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>>63461178
Anderson Silva
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>>63461177
Not bad for scum.
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>>63461213
aint nobody ever said rory was a handsome man
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>>63461136
Not just for Americans brah, download the app and accept my fight invite I'll fly to Oslo and take you to snap city, your face is pissing me off breh.

t. SchaubIce420
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Rory
Robbie
Condit
Woodley
Hendricks

Is Johny the only douche of the 5?
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>>63461224
I had all the characteristics of a human being—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning.
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heh
check em
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>>63461136
Isn't it great?
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>>63461224
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>>63461269
at least they can concealed carry
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>>63461256
almost
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MattyIce67 heem'd 4chan's servers.
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>>63461327
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>>63461249
I'd put you down like a sick dog desu
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>>63461138
i just donated $142
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOvkBcivbtA

luke literally is 90 and 0
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>>63461327
if i get dubs i'm donating that amount
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>Ronda Rousey hits the canvas, Holly Holm is the winner
>Rogans mic is silent, he walks out of the stadium head hung
>Gets in his Camaro
>Starts the car and has to quickly turn the volume down as the Joan Jett song he was listening to previously comes blasting on
>He looks into the rear-view mirror, staring at his own reflection
>Pops four alpha brain
>"be the hero of your own movie Joe"
>Peels out of the parking lot and drives north until he's deep in the Ozarks and out of gas
>Gets out and wanders through the mountains for 40 days being tempted by visions of comics stealing jokes
>Stumbles on some wild mushrooms
>Swallows them along with the last of his Alpha Brain
>Takes a seat cross-legged underneath a willow tree and begins a live podcast as the forest animals begin to gather around to listen
>3 hours pass
>His guitar riff outro slowly becomes audible from a nearby valley
>"big kiss, until next time dirty bitches"
>The outro now booming through the mountains, he closes his eyes and sinks into the willow tree leaving nothing but a face print in the bark
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You're in the gym swinging kettlebells and this loc'd out gangster set trippin banger challenges you to fisticuffs over Rumblr. What do you do?
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>>63461522
Tell him his face pisses me off and meet him behind the deli at 9 pm to be honest
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>>63461485
I'd like to apologize for this post
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>>63461569
Yeah I read it expecting something really funny going off the first two lines but it never really went anywhere interesting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixYjUo4AyY

real Embedded. Not sure if it has been posted.
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>>63461485
I'd like to apologize for this post.
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>>63461250
I bet Condit thinks he's better than everyone else, deep down.
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>>63461522

Swipe left, go on RumblHER, find the qtest chick on there and challenge her to a fight, beat the shit out of her, sign a deal with the Dallas Cowboys, die rich.
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>>63461614
Doesn't everyone?
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>>63461250
>Woodley

>thinks his win over Condit wasn't a fluke
>doesn't want to take another fight if it's not for the title after barely beating Kelvin "Chubby Cheeks" Gastelum
>always has that smug shitface

>>63461614
you kinda have to believe that, at that level.
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>>63461522
>tfw it's a ruse made up by some brilliant anon
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>>63461662
No, Carlos.
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Updated

Main Card:
Ronda Rousey vs. Holly Holm
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs. Valerie Letourneau
Mark Hunt vs. Antonio 'Bigfoot' Silva
Robert Whittaker vs. Uriah Hall
Stefan Struve vs. Jared Rosholt
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So we should be getting a sticky this weekend, right?
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>>63461763
I hope not.
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>>63461763

I'm getting sticky just thinking about this weekend.
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Would Rogaine commit suicide if Holm catches Honda with a cheeky punch and gets a KO
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>>63461763
Oh for the love of god please no

Casuals and mandrama fags ruined what could have been a comfy gamethread
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>>63461715
>right now there are people on this very website that see great posts and think "Fuck, I've got to post this on Reddit"
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>>63461816
Dana definitely would.
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>>63461816
>Holm
>koing anyone with a punch

That never happened. She has no power in her hands and shit body mechanics.
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>>63461485
beautiful
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>>63461600
Does chiropractic medicine actually work or is it a hoax?
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>>63461684
>at that level

on this chinese image board level "everyone" thinks they're better than everyone else
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>>63461858
It's a cheeky heem punch though
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>>63461911
she is not able.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/2/25/8104193/holm-vs-pennington-ufc-184-mma-technique-judo-chop-boxing-nudges-knockouts-kick-gif

With a kick, maybe.
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>>63461894
The difference between me and the rest of you is that when I think it I'm right.
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>>63461730
Rousey via 1st rd memebar
Jedrzejczyk via 4th rd TKekO
Hunto via 2nd rd walkoff KO
Hall via not just existing
Rosholt via wet, gassed out, blanket decision
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>>63461934
Well whats the chances of Ronda getting hit by lighting
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>>63461983
well if they didn't rig it properly it could potentially fall on her or something
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>>63462026
things can happen, now that Burt Watson is gone. How confident are you in the skills of the Strayan workforce?
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>>63461959
>mick with gook tats

Goddamn what a meme
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>>63462049
being Melbourne (the part that isn't disgusting), highly confident
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>>63461730
Rousey
Jed"dr. dre"czyk
Hunt
Hall
Rosholt
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>>63461730
4 of those are mine
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>>63461730
Rousey via R1 armbar
Jedrzejczyk via R3 TKO
Draw
Hall by DEC
Struve by DEC
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Draw
Draw
Draw
Draw
Draw
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Anyone who is picking Ronda and Joanna is just copying my picks.

Cookie cutters
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>>63461684
Woodley just looks miserable 24/7 imo
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>>63461730
Rousey
Jxcedxczrzejczxcsadzxcxzxcxzzyk
Hunto
Hall
Rosholt
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>>63461730
> Holm dec.
> JJ tko
> Hunt ko
> Hall tko
> Rosholt ko
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>>63461730
Holyfield Holm via cheeky jab and jog decision
Valerie Letourneau via size and precsure
Maruko Hauntoooo via clever body kick
Whittaker via whatever he chooses
Struve via please god don't let Rosholt win
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>>63462026
What if Rogan has a life insurance policy out on Ronda and has been laying on the hyperbole to get the best possible valuation on her. Then a lighting rig accidentally falls on her, her family sue the UFC out of business and Rogan has a huge payout and publicly vows to walk away from the sport because of his grief.
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Will UFC 193 get a sticky?
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>>63462264
But of course
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>>63462215
Why were people so mad about that video? I don't get it.
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>>63462294
Tai could probably heem half the UFC's current roster with ease
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brehs I found the greatest amateur heem of all time
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>>63462340
Knocking out the autistic kid that tard rages after you pick on him shouldn't count, even as an amateur fight.
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>>63462340
who /from new york and out here by myself/ here

you guys must let nigs walk all over you for them to leave ny and act like this
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>>63462340
mcgreggor vs jon jones.webm
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>>63462394
Definitely. That's why I really don't like amateur heems (on top of the whole head to concrete internal heematoma thing). I can't get off on a heem unless it's sanctioned and mostly safe.
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>>63462434
Now I know why you're such a pussy about stoppages lol
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>>63462406
sweet justice
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>>63462340

Nothing beats the psycho tumblr tranny getting curbstomped. When his coconut hits the pavement and makes that THOK sound maaaan.
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>>63462410
Real or 3D rendering?
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>tfw delusional hue ape defending shitholes like Sao Paulo unironically painting it as if they're good

Fucking cringed hard.

In Brazil, Santa Catarina is salvageable and that's about it. Also not being biased since I live nearly a thousand miles away.
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>>63462551
literal monkey wanting to live in a jungle
enjoy your malaria
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>>63462530
great picture of a great city which is not so great of a sports city
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>>63462406
hold this L for me new york
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>>63462406
>that nigga doing yoga at the end
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>>63461600
Ronda has obviously never used coconut oil as lube.
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>>63461893
idk but it feels good
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>>63462568
Are you the same guy who hates Sage and says anyone who likes him is a babby?
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so who is going to pull out of ufc 193 sometime this week due to injury?
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>>63462634
valerie due to not making weight
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>>63461730
Honda
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Rosholt
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>>63462657

conor is not even remotely scary
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>>63461893
Some people swear by it. Chiropractors say they can fix a whole crazy range of stuff with a few clever joint manipulations. Spider bit you where the good lord split you? Let me pop your big toe and jaw and you're gonna be fine. Maybe the sensation of cracking and popping could make the placebo effect even stronger?
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>>63462629
do you love Sage?
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>>63462677
Yeah but billions of people also think christianity is true
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>>63462671
Doesn't matter. He was able to brake Aldo mentally.
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>>63462697
Do you not love Sage? I've been watching Mixed Martial Arts since before they even mixed their martial arts, and Sage is truly something magical.
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>>63462702
>dat ringworm on her bicep

Just how filthy are the mats at TAM?
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>>63462340
> McGregorLWdebut.webm
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>>63462712
why is that conor can get away with screaming in his face and dancing around and when aldo shows a little emotion hes all of a sudden lost the mental war
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>>63462731
Will she deliver?
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>>63462764
because Conor McGregor's colourful personality and exciting fighting style captures the imagination of the common pleb and causes him to create narratives inside their head regarding what the fight game really is
The guy you're responding to is a pretty obvious troll though
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>>63462731
That's a cigar burn from one of her bullies. So sad. ;_;
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>>63462775
no
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>>63462764
>shows little emotion
The guy was clearly angry, agitated and fearful of Conor during the tour. Just take a look at the embeddeds again.

>>63462804
>imagination
I see these tings, ya fookin' Roo lovin' twerp.
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>>63462833
>there will be some shaving involved
hot
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>>63462812
Was she picked on by the Las Vegas Bullingdon club?
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>>63462821
>tfw i could heem every one of those girls
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>>63462853
I think he just got fed up with the whole thing. Imagine your employer spending every day mocking your achievements by parading around some dirty repetitive meme in front of you. It'd be awful. Just awful.

Aldo would absolutely heem Dana and the Frittatas if he could get away with it.
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>>63462854
lewd
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>>63462890
Can't deny that this fight will be great for Aldo either way though, if he loses he'll make a shitton of cash but if he wins, people might actually start watching his fights.
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>>63462907
brb eating flapjacks
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>>63462821
i mean i guess i would start with third from the left
i guess...
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>>63462874
How many of these slabs of hunkmeat could you heem?
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>>63462907
I lol'd so hard when I first saw this on YouTube. Especially with all the shilling going on.
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>>63462935
you can have my syrup
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>>63462944
you picked the best fighter there
prepare to get harai goshi'd and elbowed into a living death, okay?
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>>63462945
I could heem everyone in that picture except Werdum and Machida.
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>>63462568
Jesus Christ, the reason no one takes hues seriously is because of tard favelados like you who refuse to ever gain any measure of self-awareness.
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>>63462945
I love pics like this because you get a feel for just how big some fighters are
Like Nogueira always looked small compared to his opponents but he's massive IRL
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>>63462855

Yes. Source: I am a member of LVBC and bullied her vagina with my penis.
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>>63461730
Ronda Rousey via sheem
Joanna via JUSTBLEED madness
Hunto
Robert Whittaker
Jared Rosholt
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>>63462812
look at her arm in this pic
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>>63462961
i plan on fucking them Australia
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>>63463019
looks like she just got done listening to my mixtape xD
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>>63463019
Bullying bruises. The poor little princess.
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>>63463025
You fuck? She fuck. You just hold on and try to keep up, haha
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>>63463019

Looks like she just got done not listening to Greg Hardy.
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>>63463019
i bet she's the type of psycho girl who yells at herself in the mirror and self harms
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>>63463099
Stop, my erection can only take so much.
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>>63463099
Could you imagine jogging at night, looking over your shoulder, and seeing her in pursuit?
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>>63461730
Rousey
Jedrzejczyk
Hunt
Hall
Struve
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>>63461730
Rousey via 1st rd armbar
Jedrzejcyk via 2nd rd SHEEM
Hunt via 1st rd HEEM
Hall via 2nd rd HEEM
Rosholt via boring grapplefuck
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>You know, we always like to use that term, "once in a lifetime". "Once in a lifetime" does not apply to Ronda Rousey. It's once ever, in human history. It's never been a human like her. Her ability to not just beat great fighters, but destroy them. She's like a superhero. She's really is a freak of existence. When Ronda Rousey leaves the sport, you may never see someone like her again, not just in Mixed Martial Arts, but in any sport.
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When can I actually download this Rumblr app? I can't wait to throw down with you idiots.
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>>63463000
>met Forrest Griffin in real life
>he was so tall he didn't even look human
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>>63463252
You better stand and trade faggot. Rumblr clearly states no wrestlefucks are allowed btw.
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What if Nick was told to "lay down" for Anderson and the ensuing positive test and ridiculous suspension was his penalty for fucking with the powers that be?
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>>63463252
Cool it MattyIce67, apparently it was all a ruse. Too bad too because I was going to go cross country heeming all the scrubs whose faces pissed me off.

http://vonhughes.getrumblr.com/
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>>63463309
"Come get you some!"

i kek evrytime
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>>63462976
we were just bantering, you angry ape
your 'complexo de vira-lata' is ruining our vibe
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>>63462216
>>63462231
>holly holm via decision

For what purpose? If she does win it'll be by a freak (t)ko that no one expected in the first round.
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>>63463335
>We understand that some of you were genuinely looking forward to using an app like Rumblr, and we’re sorry to disappoint. However, if you still are truly wishing to release some built-up angst, consider fighting more pressing issues such as gang violence, domestic abuse, and at-risk youth culture.

Wow what a bunch of reddit faggots
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>>63463394
Listen mate I'm just going with what I read in my tea leaves. The tea leaves showed Holm with her arms up and a beaming smile, and Ronda with her hands on her hips and a scrunched up expression. I read that as a decision, but hey maybe it was a quick cheeky sub?
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>>63463382
amazing to think the natives wouldn't have the wheel had europeans not shown up
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>>63463441
He's right. We should make apps for matching up gangs, domestic abuse partners, and urban youths.
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>>63463441
IF THEY DIDN'T PATENT IT SOMEONE'S GOTTA STEAL THAT SHIT STAT
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>>63463441
are you serious? holy fuck, liberals strike again.
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>>63461730
Holm via heem
Yoannejaycheck via destruction
Hunto via devastating heem
Uriah "TUF legend" hall via tko
Struve
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>>63463483
There already is an app for meeting women who were abused, it's called the Craigslist personals.
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>>63463597
Boooooo
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>>63463597
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>>63463597

Can confirm from personal experience.
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>>63463597
great way to get arrested in florida
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>>63463467
wonder how they managed to build all those ancient marvels and master astronomy then
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>>63463756

Aliens bruh.
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>>63463817
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>>63463756
Which pre-Colombian American civilization was the best for heems?
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>>63463756
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>>63463864
The ones who used to play soccer with human heads.
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>>63463756
>build marvels
>master astronomy
>still cant figure out a fucking wheel

fucking jungle spics, were they even trying?
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>>63463756
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>>63463864
the aztecs, definitely
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>>63463756
they didn't master anything. 13 spanairds literally overthrew their entire empire.
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>>63464042
>Sacrifice a bunch of children like ten times a year
>Wonder why they died the fuck out
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>>63463953
Wheels existed, but were found typically only in children's toys.
They didn't have horses in america until the spanish brought them over so they didn't really have anything to use the wheels with

>>63464054
Because everyone who was already living there hated them as well so they helped the spanish
also guns
also bacteria
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>>63463953
Any knowledge they had (which wasn't much) was inherited from an earlier sea faring civilization of whites. That's why they literally thought the white Europeans arriving by ship were Gods.
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>>63464124
>guns
>bacteria

We got it you. You read literally one book.
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>>63464124
>also bacteria
It's really crazy just how many diseases Europeans brought over with them. They had so little to worry about, then boom... every awful contagious disease you could imagine. I think the only one the Europeans got in return was syphilis.
Makes me wonder about those little viking settlements in Northern America -- did they spread diseases too?
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>>63464166
You're thinking of the plot of El Dorado, mate
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>>>/his/
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>>63464042
>tfw live in village on border of aztec territory
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SO YEAH BITCHES ARE GONNA PUNCH EACHOTHER IN THE FACE TOMORROW NIGHT HUH?
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>>63464275
>Holm
>punch
Her only hope is a liver kick because Ronda has no defense to speak of and her coach is running from the IRS
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>>63464275
WORST CARD EVER
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>>63464275
I gotta stop gripping and sipping.

>SATURDAY NIGHT
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>>63461730
Holm
Letourneau
Hunt
Hall
Struve
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did schaub try to use lube on ronda or something?
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What supplement should I ask my doctor for tomorrow morning? I really don't care I'll ask for anything.
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>>63464435
Saturday Night
do do dooo do dooo do dooo do do
Saturday Night
whoawhoawhowhoooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lelsyP9qL2I
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>>63464501
No it was Norm
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>>63464508
vitamin d shots

most people are deficient
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>>63464546
a gallon of vitamin d enriched whole milk isn't enough?
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>Fury in charges of this pickey gimmick

And you thought MMA was mandramatic.

>Good will always prevail over evil. I see that in me versus Klitschko. To be honest with you, I know Klitschko is a devil-worshipper. They are involved in bigger circles and stuff like that and they do magic tricks and whatever.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/9/9696814/tyson-fury-bizarre-homophobic-rant-wladimir-klitschko-devil-worshipper-boxing-news
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>>63464508
viagra
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>tfw you like chick fights more than most guy fights recently

I'm an old school fight fan too, pre-TUF and watched PRIDE before they even started doing Bushido cards. I like that they go all out and just beat the fuck out of eachother like that Pole. It's sad that manpunch has more drama filled bitches in it than bitchslap does nowadays.
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>>63464508
Antidepressants
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>>63464508
Don't ask for creatine, you'll become a supreme gentleman.
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>>63464599
Isn't this the guy Dana had beef with a few years back?
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>>63464646
that crap is probably worse for you than alcohol
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Ausbros with foxtel, 'Ultimate Knockouts' is on at the moment. Just watched BJ Penn heem Kaol Uno for like the 50th time in my life
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>>63464637
I like WMMA especially because it's one of the only places you can legally watch a girl get her ass beaten against her will
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>>63464637
looks like News Radio era Rogan desu
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>>63464637
I think the fact that WMMA hasn't developed as much lends itself to some of the same feelings of old school MMA, I mean in UFC you get someone who comes in with a lot of hype and gets like one or two wins and is now in title contention. That's straight out of early MMA.
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This is Fury's proof that Klitschko is a "devil worshiper".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqVkn_p4pso


>>63464680
Not exactly beef, but Fury did claim that he could beat Velasquez and wanted to fight him and Dana shut him down, so he said that he'd go to Bellator. But so far nothing materialised.

Maybe you're thinking of James Toney. He got under Danas skin and he made that fight with Couture.
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>>63464599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_8bFf40kRo

Fury's promos are amazing, he's so unrehearsed and clumsy
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>>63464713
Anyone here watch/like NewsRadio?
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>>63464508

Get me some oxy, codeine cough syrup, some 2mg xanax bars, and get yourself somethin too.
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>>63464766
nah it was definitely fury

i remember dana kept calling him "Tyson Who?"
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>>63464837
I hope you aren't being serious.

It's because of degenerate faggots like you that this is happening,
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/03/health/death-rates-rising-for-middle-aged-white-americans-study-finds.html
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>>63464766

>That video

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC! DARK SIDED SHIT! FUCKIN QUEERS!
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when will the ufc institute a gabiweight division?
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>>63464933
Leave Gabi Garcia to me.
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>tfw you will never see Ronda take out Gabi Garcia on NYE in Japan in a Fedor vs Zulu esque performance
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>>63464637
That's because very very few women have knock out power, so they can take and receive a lot of 'damage' from each other
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>>63464899
FUCKIN QUEERS
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>>63464802

greatest gem of '90s tv

it was on netflix last time i had netflix

and rogan is surprisingly good in it
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>>63464886

>my syrup when faggots can't handle their drugs
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>>63465061
he wasn't an obsessive pothead back then
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>>63465077
how much codeine is in a cup of that?
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>>63464985
They really do promote Ronda similarly to Fedor, she fights bums to further propagate her aura but she goes out and destroys the top fighters in her division too.
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>>63465077
it'll catch up to you when you're 45 brah

just like the people in that study
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>>63465077

Why don't you take a real opiate, faggot?

Oxycontin masterrace
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>>63465180

I do, you faggot. I mix them all, then I pop like ten bonermoths and fuck bitches.
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>>63465259
Why even bother buying lean?
It's literally a waste of money
The only purpose is if you want to feel like a fucking rapper/nigger, same shit with blunts
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female heavyweight division when?
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>>63465318

I bet you don't even smoke rock.

>>63465318

Now that's a division I'd like to see.
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>>63465318
Names?
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Did you know that Alcohol and the contraceptive pill increase testosterone levels in women? Are they considered performance enhancers?
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>>63465373
Big Bertha and Fatty Fuck
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Please don't do drugs
Be clean and drug free, like Sage
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>>63464933
gabi's fighting in december. 198lb.
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>>63465450
Sage smokes crack I know because I sold it to him. He's on the glass dick harder than Pookie.
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>>63465373
Tiffany Blake and Ava Doll
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>>63465180
muh nigga

>tfw they made it 50x harder to break time release

I get IR atm, good shit\

>tfw tolerance of a rhino even though i'm 5'5
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>>63465493
fun fact, this wasn't for a scene they just needed to stop her raiding the fridge
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>>63465676
these jokes aren't funny but she is still the best deepthroater i've ever seen
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>>63465623
>5'5

you should literally be sterilized
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>>63465758
One of the Aussies is a girl.
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>>63465840
This explains so much
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>>63465180
>>63465077
>oxycontin real opiate
Why don't you try heroin or morphine, Not lean like some poser retard or oxys like a 15 year old.
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>>63466431

Heroin is for poorfaggots. I'll stick to sipping lean and popping oxys in the club and getting bitches instead of turning into a skeleton with AIDS thanks bruh.
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who /honeydickedintothinkinghollyhasachance/ here ?
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>>63466733
me absolutely
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>Not getting rich selling degenerates drugs while you live a healthy Christian life.

You lot help me sustain my unhealthy betting addiction, though.
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>>63466733
Her chance is that Ronda has no defense
So if she learns to kick with her left, with sheem power, right at the liver, without getting grabbed, then she can win
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>>63465493
bitch got a pokemon tat
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>>63467712
I wonder what she's trying to express by that
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>>63466816
There's nothing Christian about drug dealing
Give them bread, give them fish, give them hope.
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>>63468301

Jesus gave a bunch of people alcohol because the party wasn't fly enough. Don't judge m8.
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>>63461730
Holm
Jedrejczyk
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve
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>>63461730
ignore: >>63469379
Holm
Jedrejczyk
Hunt
Whittaker
Struve
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>>63464508
Ask him if he knows what alpha brain is
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>>63466916
She is just a can, she doesn't know how to throw a punch, just look at his boxing record and all the decisions, it's too late for here to know how to gain power
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>>63461178
Jones Jones by a mile
>Cocaine Gate = Deflate Gate
>Hit and Run Gate = Spygate
>both train under great coaches who are rather boring
>lots of meme maneuvers
>Tom is forever 18-1
>Jon is forever 21- Hamill
>Tom plays with Jon's brother
>Jon's brother plays with Tom
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>>63469596

She doesn't need power. She needs distance.
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>>63465758
I-i'm not a girl
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>>63470057
>Tom plays with Jon's brother
>Jon's brother plays with Tom
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>>63470612

You...what?
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>>63470683
I'm 5'5 but I am a guy, not a qt grill
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Who /ChoppingBlock/ here?
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>>63470729

Do you know what being sterilized means?
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>>63461730

Picking Holm just out of spite for Rogan
Joanna via mugging
Big Foot
Keep Existing Meme Kicks Man
Lanklet Struve
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>>63465758
he could date an amazoness and procreate to make a normal human being tho
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>>63470743
oh she still has hair.... what happened to that petition that was floating around to get her to cut her hair? does anyone remember that?

http://www.bjpenn com/mmanews/white-house-petition-has-been-filed-against-ufcs-paige-vanzant/

>let's see her main event something like pic related
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>>63470057
>Jon is forever 21- Hamill
guys a dq loss isn't real loss
rules mean nothing lol
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>>63467865
is that pamperchu?
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>>63454927
Here's the ufctv python thing again.
http://pastebin.com/WBFKc0GF
Not sure why I had the other one set to expire.
Hope it works well for you and you can avoid the proprietary anti-consumer experience of the ufc.tv webzone.
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>>63471000
Nice trips

But in the truest sense of the word, Jones didn't lose
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Cro Cop just retired, according to his facebook page. Apparently had a major shoulder injury and decided it was time to quit the sport.

Fuck, man. One of the major legends of the game. Sad, sad day.

Right leg hospital, left leg cemetary.
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>>63470793
I quoted the wrong post. Someone told him that an Australian poster is a girl
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>>63471284
fugg :(
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>>63471284
fucking reebux shorts, mang
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>>63471284
That's a bummer, Cro Cop fighting was the only thing I was interested on that card.

Kim vs Masvidal is a fun fight too
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Guys look at this fight from one of my MMA friends please, he's a little sloppy but in my opinion he DEFINETLEY won this fight and the commentators and judges were biased against him, he's in the red.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1SIE-vlngY
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>mfw just threw away three bucks on a Valerie/Holm parlay
Are they gonna lose? Yes.
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>>63471503
Do you use Bovada?
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>>63471510
Yeah. They new layout seems to have turned off a couple of people who post in /heem/ one or two guys may have jumped to 5Dimes.
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>>63471548
I wanna use Bovada to place some bets, it's all totally legal and shit right? and do I use a credit card? The FAQ page is kind of ambiguous
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>>63471459
>kung fu
>went full pomeranian mode on his opponent's leg
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>>63471563
>do I use a credit card?
no, you promise to pay them and they promise to pay you if you win.
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>>63471563
Yeah it is legit. Use a credit card? They ask you for card info when you make an account. But I opened mines when DC/Rumble happened so it's been a while. I took out 35 bucks last week and yeah they do payout and you can opt to have it put back into the card. But it might take a week. I can understand why it might make you uncomfortable. If you don't trust it then skip out on it.
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>>63471690
Ha. Ha.

>>63471694
Thanks lad
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>tfw will never live in a parallel universe where Holly lands a nice stiff head kick that KOs Ronda cold
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I would way rather fuck JJ then rousey
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Why does the average commoner love Ronda so much, /heem/?

I remember how even in Brazil she had little girls crying and excited to meet her when she was going up against Betche.
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>>63471832
Good for you.
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>>63471852
He meant Jon Jones
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>>63471832

i'm more of a marina man myself
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>>63471852
Who is this semon demon?
>>
Who /Betch/ here?
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>>63471905
Betch sold 1 million PPV's completely by herself

Biggest UFC star ever
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Actually JJ opponent valerie is pretty MILFY
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DAILY FOOKIN' REMINDER:

/Heem/ will literally be unbearable come UFC 193. The mods will sticky the thread (because of Ronda, again) and every fucking man drama fag will shit post till it's over. This also doesn't include the ten or so threads that will be made specifically for Ronda.
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>beat RDA
>beat Pettis
>beat Diaz

Clay Guida title shot when?
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>>63471832
JJ seems like she'd be a lot of fun in bed. She does that smile and wink as she's rubs your inner thigh. Then ask something like "Polish hotdog in pants" in her accent.

>>63471741
>tfw it happens
>this entire time Edmond has been helping her with her "striking" and injuring her body through Crossmeme out of jealously
>he's the owner of a gym
>oh wait no he isn't
>he is Ronda Rousey's trainer
>he does it for free
>he's going to get assfucked by the IRS
>he takes his job very seriously
>he trains Ronda because it makes him feel like has some power in his pathetic life
>he shit talks fighters he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack because of smoking
>he will never have any talent other than Ronda at his gym
>he will never pay off his debt to the IRS
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>>63471924
Wew lad.

>tfw fucked two girls named Jasmin already
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>>63471924
does she even post on here anymore?
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>>63471905


If she would get a face transplant she'd be smoking
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>>63471961
did that cop just knee him in the head? that's illegal
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>>63471957
literally who
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>>63471905

Bethe pride world wide
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Daily reminder that the Wide Man Marches On
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNCJxsZqvLA
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what is /heem/'s favourite division?
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>>63472097

Imagine having money on Anderson Silva then see him do this.
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>>63472207
i dunno i kinda like em all lol
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>>63471905
Literally looks reptilian, holy shit.
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>>63462495
I remember exactly where that was too. Almost wish I was downtown that day.
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>>63472207
Damn almost posted my favorite decision.

I'd say Middleweight.
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>>63472207
WW
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Sage outlifts jones like nothing
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>>63461730
Rousey
JJ
Hunto
Hall
Struve
>>
>tfw little brother grew out of mma and is more interested in girls

>>63472207

I think they're all lively except HW, but desu that division may get revived as long as Cain doesn't get his hands on the belt again or JDS fuck bigfoot too for good measure.
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Honestly hope Holm evades Honda and wins split decision based on leg kicks to sea of boos

Best outcome
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>>63472657
The other big problem with Heavyweight isn't just that it's too shallow in terms of top competition, but that it's also to small in general. I'm pretty sure there are fewer HWs on the UFC roster than there are in any other division, women's divisions notwithstanding. They'll routinely go two or three PPV cards without showing a single HW fight.

In terms of sheer depth, I'm going to say LHW is least interesting right now. There are some very interesting match-ups for Werdum on the horizon.
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>>63461730

>Holm
>JJ
>Hunt
>Uriah Hall
>Stefan Struve

Don't even dislike Hogda desu senpai just wanna see that delicious butthurt, Silva's fall was great second one even better THEN the steroids? It was an amazing time like seeing the redneck beat GSP. The big guys need to get BTFO every once in a while to make things interesting
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>>63461730
Honda by SUB
Champion by TKO
Hunto by KO
Whittaker by SD
Struve by SUB
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>>63472680
How is nick Diaz a redneck?
>>
Does anyone still think Stefan Struve has a shot? He's looked so awful and unhealthy in his last several appearances. I just wish he'd retire already.
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>>63472673
are taller opponents easier to weeaboo throw?
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>>63472605
back when big rig actually meant something
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>>63472696
I feel the same way but I'm picking him anyway against Rosholt. I think he still has the striking pedigree and the BJJ to give the other guy an uncomfortable fight and Jared is SLOPPY AS FUCK! I like Struve and if he looks like crap this fight, I'd like for him to retire finally.

>>63471946
>pic related
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>>63472696
he has a great body and great bjj, he's just a uncoordinated sloop who can't keep his energy, accuracy and coordination to where we have seen it at it's best.

basically we all hope he evens his shit out and can move up into the top 10 because ideal struve is actually a very legit HW.

he's like a ferrari with bald tires, a 14 year old at the wheel and running 87 octane walmart gas
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>>63472698
It depends how athletic they are. JBJ doesn't look easy to throw more does Gustafson

The only thing Holly has going is pretty good athleticism and ability to control distance

Hope she barely engages lad
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>>63472605
I miss Vintage Bigg Rigg
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>>63472739
Literally cannot incorporate striking into his wrestling tbqh
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>>63472710
>>63472711
I know his potential was through the roof but the spectacle is becoming uncomfortable to watch at this point. Not long ago he was hospitalized and I think some doctor said his heart had been working at 60% if I remember correctly, and this guy is barely older than me. I don't remember the order or exact details, but he was out for a while dealing with that, then when he finally had another fight scheduled, he collapsed and fainted backstage mid-card and the fight had to be scrapped, then he fought Overeem who folded him in like half a round. I know Overeem can KO pretty much anybody but still. Finally he fought the oldest, most out of shape and past his prime Big Nog of all and still barely scraped by, looking gassed by the end of the first round.

I also remember a few years ago, his height was billed at 6'10". It's now 7'0", which means he is or was up until recently, still growing. That's oftentimes a sign of a pituitary disorder.

I'm not counting the guy out, I mean he was always ace and can surprise anybody, but I've been a fan of his for years and I just want him to be healthy. I don't want to see him take unnecessary damage.
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>>63472825
He might have a pituitary disorder from having his pituitary gland smashed
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>>63472825
maybe he developed better posture
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Would you like to be as tall as Stefan Struve if you could be?
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>>63472854
Fuck no. Bumping your head into ceiling fans and door frames and shit. Being too tall for your own bed.
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http://youtu.be/BQgvr_imvXo
>Cerrone has an exemption for IVs
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>>63472745
head between the legs johny! head between the legs!
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>>63471459
>29.5
wut

Either way, I think he lost rounds 1 and 2. I thought round 3 was close but I probably would've given it to him
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>>63472873
This lads


Traveling period must be awful, but by plane a nightmare.
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>>63473008
>tfw 6'3"
>Have to put legs oblique when traveling by plane
I'd take a couple extra inches but just upper body
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>>63472885
well it's hard to oral re-absorb when you got a smaller GI

my aunt was down to like a 6 foot GI at one point due to a rare genetic disease, she had massive absorption issues, but benefits because it was harder for her to get real fat so she could snack like a beast.

though he doesn't usually use an IV, so who knows.
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>Mirko Cro Cop says he's out of UFC Seoul, hints at retirement
kill me
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>>63473080
I'm only 6' and the headrest stops at my shoulders and my neck hurts whenever I fly ;_;

Poor struve I hope he kills that guy at 193 to make up for all the pain
>>
shit MMAutists say
>everyone is on PEDs, literally every single fighter ever of all time. i might only think this way since my favourite fighter Anderson Silva tested positive but self awareness is for losers so who cares
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>>63473251
lawlers legit and clean dude

jungle monkey genes are caveman strength
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>>63473255

Lawler is many things, PED free is not one of those things.
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>>63473111
he is retired. check his fb
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>>63473260
>he knows nothing of lawlers publicized OLYMPIC LEVEL tests and outspoken views on PEDs and MMAscum that use them
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>>63473111
>>63473266
this is his 3rd retirement, dont take this seriously
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>>63473080
i thought italians were tiny
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>>63473260

Um. What?
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>>63473289
wake up anon
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I miss Dana's old crazy rants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TqnPUwQrk
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>>63473280
>doesn't remember Fitch
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>>63473280
so you're saying no one uses shit... until they get caught?
are you naive or retarded?
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>>63473595
>so you're saying no one uses shit... until they get caught?

Here in ameriland we believe in innocent before proven guilty
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>>63473601
you must be the kind of person that gives Nigerian princes money when you receive an email from them
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>>63473610
I can easily recognize your posts at this point and you're quite annoying.
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>>63473366
All the things that this newspaper article said was right tough.
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What is a good MMA news website better than vagina report?
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>>63463382
>
Don't you have a lung cancer therapy session to attend to, Severino?
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>>63473728
been here for a couple of years now, son
you're welcome to leave if my presence annoys you
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>>63473852
Another one for /heem/'s infamous faggot list then
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMfHDQRnwDE

New inside the Octagon for 193
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>>63462907

I find this shit so fucking offensive really

Ronda clearly can't box or strike in any way for shit. Put her in a regional amatuer boxing or thai boxing fight and she'd get killed.

Yet they insist on showing her "boxing" like this in promos despite it being literally horrible, and have the nerve to tell all their consumers that this is "good boxing", or not even that, fucking "elite" boxing. Look at her, le fucking mao.
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>>63473933
I believe it's called "shilling".
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>>63473925
was he picking up bird shit or what?
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>>63473954
it's a womens match, do the maths
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>>63464933

Who is this schlong sentinel?
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>>63464933
really weird that gabis sister looks feminine as fuck while gabi looks masculine as fuck

>>63473973
gabis sister
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>>63464933
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>>63473933
Why does she keep winning, then? Why does she keep knocking fools out? She trains with top boxers and Muay Thai girls and drops them, too.
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>>63474062

Here's your reply
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how did this get green'd?
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>>63462954
and my axe
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>>63474303
lol
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I didn't know shit like this existed for MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmxCtKMt618#t=35
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Paige is getting tested brahs. I honestly don't think she will ever piss hot tb h
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>>63474351
Very interesting post of high quality
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>>63474370

Very interesting post of high quality
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>>63474370
Found the female Aussie.

>>>/ck/
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>>63474434
I was on /ck/ earlier today and somebody called someone else a fedora based on his choice of pasta
You had to be there shit was hilarious
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>>63474444
I love /ck/. It's home to the most pedantic arguments on all of 4chan. I don't even post, I just look for fights. Shit's hilarious.
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>>63474370
"Be the change..etc." - Jon Jones
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http://youtu.be/bb22tYfHDkw
Olivi sits down with Ronda and JJ
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>>63474489
>11 mins

glad to see they aren't catering to adhd-ridden goofs with this one
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>>63473819

MMA Junkie and ....Cage Potato, they're hit n miss, but I don't think they're part of Vox Media.

It's hard to escape the clickbait style of webdesign everyone is using now. Filter out the shit or wait for someone here to digest that bile.
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>>63474489
There is something about these all womyn interviews that bothers me. Have no problem with WMMA. I will even be buying the ppv this weekend for $59.99. I just wish they would either "integrate" WMMA and mma or separate them. It seems so forced to try and make WMMA it's own thing while simultaneously insisting that it is the same as men's mma. I would find it equally annoying if they constantly grouped manlet divisions together on cards and in interviews and trying to sell them as a package. Just seems forced imho. Just treat the women like any other fighters.
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>>63473971

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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>"[When] she retires, it’s great and I’m really happy with [the fact] that she has her movie career and she can fall in love with being the [best actress] that she is. I think she does really love it, but she’ll get more into it when she only does that, and she would want to be the best in the world as an actress. And she’ll work very hard for that. It’s great that she has that. A lot of fighters retire, they don’t have anything that they could work hard on and be the best at also, and then they want to come back and fight again. I don’t want to see that happening to Ronda, and that won’t happen. So she’s really intelligent about having her career and acting after she retires.

> But me, I retire with her, it’s going to be difficult. Why? Because at this age young - I’m only 33 - having a champion like her and then finding another girl that could really - or anybody that could fight at that level - it might be a bit different.

>But I could never compare two fighters together. As long as I’m a trainer and I could bring the best out of the fighter, their abilities, and as much as they could perform. If they work hard in the gym and they give it their best and they listen and they’re great students and they’re great human beings, and I work with them and they come to a certain point and they win a world title; I should be happy with that and I should be satisfied. And I could always share the great moments of what I’ve done with Ronda, and they should be happy to hear it and learn from it, instead of being jealous about it and not being happy that Edmond always talks so highly about Ronda. It’s because it’s a unique situation and Ronda’s a unique individual. And Ronda, again, there will never be another Ronda Rousey.

>I have no doubt in my mind that we’re going to be next to each other and we’re going to know each other until the rest of our lives."
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>>63474573
What will Edmond to when Ronda dumps him?
An hero or mass shooting?
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>>63474541
>unironically supporting women having rights

What happened to men?
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apparently valerie is dating hector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHuFwXBgL-8
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>>63474582
He strikes me more of a homicidal vengeance ups guy.

Travis beware
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>>63474584
I cringe listening to Lombard
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>>63474595
>He strikes me more of a homicidal vengeance ups guy.

I think you're on the right track. He's most likely the type who will find Ronda, literally travel to another country if necessary, stalk her and then stab her to death. Most guys who do this kill the person they're obsessed with not the Travis guy.
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>>63474595
he will challenge Browne to a good old fashioned punch up
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Do you think Sage goes to raves and does flips and shit with glow sticks?

https://instagram.com/p/9wveZ-qGlB/
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>>63474621
Women who lose their partners do it too, but they'll do something like run over their ex-husband in a parking lot. They usually get lesser sentences (20 years vs. life)
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>>63461816
It would only earn the UFC more money for an immediate rematch so I can't see why
>>
Frankie vs. Mendes who wins and how?
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>>63474584
Best Hector Lombard fights?
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>>63474662
vs paul harris
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>>63474658
Frankie via having the heart of a champion
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>>63474573
>i'm a hack that stroke gold
>i'm still bankrupt tho
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>>63474682
Do you think he's past his prime?
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>>63474711
Yes, but he is still good enough to beat mendes
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>>63464508
I got a prescription for Klonopin desu.
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>>63474740
it's better than xanax imo
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>>63471937
probably 2nd match in WSOF
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Is Rory natty? Keep in mind he has been training at tristar since a teenager so if he is using Zahabi must be enabling it.
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>>63474786
i can't imagine why he wouldn't use just for recovery

you'd be an idiot not to before the random drug testing kicked in

fighters must feel like fucking dog shit training 2-3x a day and not taking anything for recovery
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>>63474808

For recovery is possible, but he's always been a slim/lean dude. He strikes me as the type who'd beef out like fuck if he was on any juice.

Usually you can tell by looking at someones head if they've been on the sauce and Rory looks like he's been clean or at least used sparingly if at all.
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>>63474786
he passes the eye test for sure
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>>63474836
yeah i bet he would be huge if instead of fighting he was lifting for gainz
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>>63461730
Ronda
joanna
Hunt
uriah
struve

pathetic card :( show aspect aside
>>
How are people not hyped for this event? It is a milestone in human history. The quality of fights aside, this is something you will be telling your grandkids about 50 years from now. UFC 193 is going to mark the start of a revolution in women's empowerment. I, quite literally, could not be more excited.
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>>63474865
safe picks bro
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>>63474786
see >>63473601
by puerto rico
listen to him, he's a scholar on the matter
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>Dan Hardy breakdown of Honda vs Holm
https://youtu.be/eqZ7PaPX5v4
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>>63474888

Hunt/Silva 2 and Uriah Hall vs doesn't matter, are the only fights worth watching.
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>>63461730
Ronda via 1st round armbar
JJ via 3rd round TKO
Hunt via 1st round heem
Hall via 2nd round spinning shit
Struve via 2nd round heem
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paige has 9 donations out of 450,000 followers
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>>63474786
i would say so. he had his first pro fight at 16, and he devotes his entire life to mma. he also seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't judge someone if they chose to use roids, but holds himself to a higher standard than that.
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>>63474982
I wonder how much she could make in a week if she camwhored for cancer.
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>>63474982
It's not surprising there isn't a large overlap of people who have disposable income and want to see Paige get her head shaved.
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>>63474898
well bro i dont really see any upsets especially joanna, holm might blitz ronda with accurate striking sure but i dont know, silva has no chin whatsoever, hopefully uriah will carry momentum from mousasi fight and struve is now with blackzilians sharpening his striking
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>>63474940
>based Joanna
>not worth watching
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>>63474996
not much she's not even top 5 hottest fighter
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Is this the perfect fight?
>all them twists and turns
>not a sloppy brawl like Griffin vs Bonnar
>insane shit like Hunt taking down and controlling Bigfoot
>that hug in the fifth round
>incredibly fitting decision

Not expecting the rematch to hold a candle to it though
>>
If anybody wants to know how any announced fights are going to go let me know. I'm psychic.

McGregor gets subbed. Rockhold gets heemd. Jacare wins 29-28 split decision. Frankie wins 49-46, 48-47, 48-47 unanimous off the top of my head.
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>>63474920
It was interesting how they pointed out how Ronda was using Judo grabs and stances during the betch fight. I wonder if she's even aware that she does that.
This meme of Ronda's punching power is a bit much, though.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRlRAyulN4o
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>>63475105

She has power, in the sense that she throws her whole oinking bodyweight into bullrush punches.
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>tfw Arianny is gonna shit on your chest tonight
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>>63475159
based proxy
>>
>>63475074

Does Ronda get killed?
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>>63475132
>>>/pol/
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>>63475182

only if her trailer crashes when she's transported to the venue.
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>>63475238
>trailer
Come on mate she's not that fat
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>>63475258

It'll be interesting to see how she makes weight without an IV exemption

She usually entered the cage around 155-160
>>
>>63475074
lol ya jose submit... makes sense considering he hasn't finished anybody and often loses the last 2 rounds of his decision victories. he should be ok vs the GOAT. lmao
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>>63475074
You got these all backwards senpai
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>>63475074
does sage ever get the LW belt
>>
>>63475258
lol
>>
>>63475313
>>63475327
>forgot to put his proxy on to gimmick post the first time
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>>63473366
That was a dark time for the UFC
>>
>tfw valerie is dating hector
>>
>Paige VanZant Is a Dancer, Not Yet a Fighter
- Claudia Gadelha
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Wow it's been a great day for amateur heems
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>tfw ywn sync periods with Ronda GOAT Rousey

weltbqh
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>>63474584
why
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>>63475622
Problem, Claudia?
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>>63474584
Literally the first thing I thought when I saw Valerie's daughter's face was that there was coal burning running in her blood.
>>
>>63475474
http://www.talk-sports.net/mma/history.aspx/Hector_Lombard
They've been together for half a year at least m8
Sorry.
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>>63475689
>literally the 3x world champion in BJJ
>couldn't submit joanna
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mfw alexa grasso injured again and cyroid won't make 135 before 2017
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>>63475762
That's very unfortunate, I was looking forward to her fight. Paranoid she'll look like shit like the other one though, I don't know enough to understand what a competitive fight with Mizuki Inoue means for general skill level.
>>
lol at cerrone getting a drug test "failure"

literally a fucking police state working for the UFC
>>
>>63475755
I don't get the point desu
I mean, what's the difference between /trash/ and /b/?
>>
>>63475834
It's got a sticky
Seems cool because if a fun off-topic thread gets moved than the thread can keep on going instead of just getting nuked
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>>63475834
Huge difference. It's a board consisting of the combined scourge of the other boards.
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>>63475829
You thought she looked bad? Maybe I'll go back and watch that fight again later.

As for the Japanese fighters, I also have no idea. It's a bit frustrating desu.
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>>63475858

its because ppl used proxies to upload cp and spam the boards with bots.
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>>63475907
Nah I think she looked really good but after Aldana got her shit kicked in by firecrotch I'm not sure I got a very good feel for their actual skillset from the fights I saw
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>>63475875
but isn't that what /b/ is already?
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Conor McGoat by KO @ 2:05 Round 1

On a related note, Mods/Janitors on /heem/ are literally >>>/trash/
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>>63475980

>/trash/
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>>63475832

its really not that hard...

to act like a grown up and fullfill employment obligations.
-bloodyelbow

literally goodgoyim.com

>j-just get tracked literally 24 hours a day
>i-it's for your safety

seriously fuck humanity
>>
>>63476019
Do you want clean athletes or not?
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Remember Rumble's mysterious trip to China?

Pretty funny, right boys?
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>>63476042
no i don't want "clean" athletes
all drugs should be legal and they should be allowed to take anything during camp, the only thing i can see reasonably being banned is something like bath salts or pain killers during the fight
>>
>>63475929
Aldana never really impressed me.

Really, I'm confused as to whom we're talking about now (aldana/evinger/grasso/mizuki....), but I think you just have to watch the fights and see what a fighter is doing that's impressive or not. Do they slopping give up the back while trying to stand up? Can they not get off the fence? Is their boxing shit? etc... I think that goes for whomever you're talking about in mma, not what their record looks like.
>>
>>63476076

>not wanting two guys on pain killers just going fucking ham on each other
>>
>>
>>63476076
From your perspective... Are you thinking more about the quality of the fights or the health of the fighters?
>>
>>63476114

>health of the fighters?

Who gives a shit, i want to be entertained
>>
>>63476063
>m-muh teaching classes
>>
I don't get where this steroids automatically makes the fights better shit comes from
>>
ROUSEY CONFIRMED FOR WET PUSSY

WHICH OTHER FIGHTERS HAVE TIGHT, WET PUSSIES?
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>>63476144

They aid recovery time ergo the fighter can train more often and get better quicker
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>>63476144
steroids>better recovery+accelerated progress> greater frequency and higher intensity of training> better overal
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>>63476144
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>>63476121
I think it's more entertaining to see some good BJJ or technical boxing.
>>
>>63476121
This. It's literally a blood sport, these men are maniacs, psychopaths filled with intense self-loathing. The only people who want them to remain ''healthy'' are their managers and various suits who make their entire living off of these men's mental illnesses and emotional problems.

It's probably also an insurance thing.
>>
I miss Stitch.
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>>63476161
That doesn't make the fights themselves better, it makes the fighters better
Lots of boring fights between high level guys
>>
I miss Burt.
>>
>>63476197
Totally. I really wish Dana would come out and explain the Reekek deal. Literally outside of the UFC understands it.
>>
I miss Eddie Bravo.
>>
>>63476223
>literally *nobody outside the UFC understands it
>>
I miss Bill Wallace, Jim Brown and Kathy Long.
>>
>>63476251
>>
in 2 more days the UFC turns 22 years old
>>
need to bring some life back to this thread. anyone want me to vocaroo my best brazilian accent?
>>
>>63476483
Yes
>>
>>63472207
155 and 170. But i like them all 2bqh
>>
Kung Fu versus Real Life

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb4_1391632992
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>injuries are starting to retire people at every weight class
They should just make TUEs available for people in medical recovery post fight. They try to peak in camp, drain themselves to make weight, and risk every injury possible during a fight.
>>
>>63476567

I kung fucked your mum last night lad
>>
>>63461730
Ronda
Joanna
Hunt
Hall
Rosholt
>>
How many sets of predictions have you made so far?
>>
If you stand still, facing forward, and throw punches with both hands, one at a time, as fast as you can, with as much strength as you can (without moving the rest of your body) how long do you last before you gas out?

I don't even know if I last a minute tb h (no cardio at all)
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>>63476842
forgot webmrelated
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>>63476842
what's the point of throwing punches without moving the rest of your body, the power of the punch comes from the correct body movement
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>>63476842
>without moving the rest of your body
How long did you play clapping hands back at school?
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>>63472207
Shark infested waters (WW)
and
Murderer's row (LW)
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>>63476897
>>63476897
>>63476897
new
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>>63476870
I know, was just wondering how many punches I could throw.
Don't people stand still when they punch the speedball? (I guess they don't put all their strength in those though)
>>
For anyone that's into female fighters:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa0rQ920Q9COPsEZlZKAiPg

He's already done interviews with Pannie Kianzad, Lauren Murphy (/Taylor), and Marion Reneau.
>>
>>63474786
he's thinking MW, so he's going for gains in muscle mass
>>
>>63476176
TRTor showed great technique.
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