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ARI:Arizona Coyotes waive John Scott
DET:Jimmy Howard gets the net vs. Dallas on Sun
STL:Robby Fabbri will stick with STL in 15-16
EDM:Don Cherry says McDavid hit 'deliberate'
STL:Jake Allen saves 45 in shutout win over Preds
MIN:Devan Dubnyk stops 31 in shutout win
LA:Carter records two points in win
BUF:Eichel records first career assists in win
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk (groin) will play vs. NSH
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen scores twice in win
MIN:Coyle to get first chance to replace Parise
MIN:Zach Parise (knee) is 'week-to-week'
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hockey here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90OZMktkqc
>>63436992
>>63436992
>>63436992
>>63436992
Devils and Canucks
https://instagram.com/p/91y3S-w-cB/
UPPER ECHELONS OF LEL
NEVER LEAVE MULE
best
team
in
hockey
>>63437487
Won't
Make
Playoffs
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63437487
Stars up in this bitch
>edmonton trades away dubnyk
>dubby turns out to be an excellent goalie
never change, coilers.
>>63437766
>dubnyk
>excellent
Leon Reichsaitl is elite.
>>63438120
High level kek
>>63438120
>>63438095
This is a very weak meme, it has no energy. I'm very disappointed and it's just not good.
>>63438192
subtle, I like it
>>63438237
Juden detected
Kings will win the cup. Even year desu
>>63438311
>Klan
The klan is amerifat, and neo nazis are pretenders to the throne. badly meme'd.
>mfw Draisaitl & Reider could have been linemates with Taylor "Gas them All" Hall but MacManslaughter fucked it all up
JUST
Leon "Genocidal" Draisaitl
these draisaitl memes are stupid af desu
>>63438457
Leon "Zyklon Lee" Draisaitl
>>63438450
>>63438574
hi from reddit!!
>>63438502
agreed desu senpai
>hongcover cantpucks
>>63438502
>this word filter is still active
Fuck you hiroshimoot
How much do you guys think Leon will make once his ELC expires?
My guess?
6 million.
>>63438450
inverted odal rune.
>>63437651
>>63437487
>>63437522
>getting free penalties after a no call on charging
Are they the biggest meme team in /hoc/ history?
>>63438874
They're about one defensive piece away from being the real deal.
>oilniggers make a shit thread and then proceed to shit it up
>>63438874
1984 oilers.
>>63438932
OP here, I'm actually a Habs fan.
>>63438764
That has to be on purpose holy shit
>>63438973
Still a shit thread getting shitted up with shit memes
>>63439111
it's literally only you and one other american that seem to be getting buttflustered about this
new york juden detected
REMINDER: If hockey was a shit sport like football, the season would already be over for the habs
that is to say, they've played 16 games
>>63439237
>season lasts 16 games
>champion is decided by 1 game
Football is shit
2-0 :^)
>>63439183
>>63438973
Absolutely based t b h
>>63439237
also you can't deflate a puck :^)
reported. I am a jew and this thread is very offensive and triggering.
go back to >>/pol/ you piece of shit
>>63439703
Gas yourself
>>63438728
Lads why can't Asians pee in one clearly defined stream I've noticed this lately
>>63439986
you've been watching other men pee?
Guess what I'm about to eat
>>63440210
Fuck off broke back first round exit it's my job
>>63440258
your job is to watch other men pee?
>its a leon thread
>>63438770
>reverse bar mitzvah
Best one yet desu
>>63440258
>his job is to watch other men pee
>>63440355
>>63440456
I just noticed your flags
You'll never understand
>tfw mods try to ban you
top kek
>>63440482
I'm okay with that, tbqh
>>63440494
What did you do
Reminder that the Flames are back
>>63440577
someone said ban guns in a gamethread. I posted an image showing that the gun ownership per state has no correlation to the murder rate per state. I bet he didnt get banned for bringing up the topic but since i disagreed with SJWs i got banned
There are literally people ITT that wouldn't watch a man pee for an easy 8 figure income
GO LEAFS
Today is the anniversary of 9/11 ....so sad dog bless
>>63441361
go to bed clan a shit
>>63441394
Will go in half an hour, got work tomorrow
>>63441474
http://youtu.be/kjG_46YIzjg
How the fuck can you support your team on hf boards from work
Fake ass fan
>smuk_anok will NEVER post again
He was a nice lad if we don't count that horse gay rags shit
Are they, dare I say, a playoff team?
>>63441586
Need to work until I get noticed as a professional memer and someone starts paying me to make memes
>>63441848
>>63441848
OILERS & HAWKS
>>63441848
>>63441848
>islels
>>63441655
I just miss the memes. Idk why he thought admitting he watched a little girl cartoon was a good idea
>amerikeks
>>63441889
he reached his peak then we bullied him off. His memes were just going to get less dank and he would go out sadly. Plus he's a horse fucker so thank god he's gone
>>63441889
>not liking broships
>>63441952
fuckin weeb
>>63442019
>3d
>weeb
>>63441994
nigger detected
>>63442090
>implying
I am a white Dodger and Kings fan
>>63442090
>hating niggers
>>63438874
why'd you post such a small logo?
>>63442139
fagships are for betas and nigs. guess we know what you are
Go B's
The dumb penalties at the end of games has to stop. But at least we won this time.
>>63442170
small logos are better for mobile bros. I always put small pics when I made threads
>>63442249
>caring about mobile cancers
>>63442323
>not shitposting On-The-Go™
3v3 nucks vs devils
>>63441994
clip art guinea pig is a once a thread meme usually, im surprised they stole this one.
>>63442543
it was posted in the first few posts in EVERY thread for months its like that royals cat
>>63441723
They look pretty damn good
Problem is it's the Central and every team is tough, even Colorado, but I think they stay near the top longer than Winnipeg, Minnesota, or Dallas
>>63442543
All the meme steals and everything like that was one guy that kept doing it and then linked it back to /hoc/ immediately to try to start ax war. It worked 1.5 times and we told him to fuck off
>>63442686
didnt we decide it was fuk_ponek
>>63442720
obviously. It was always his stupid animals that no one else ever posted. Plus who would be that autistic besides a horse fucker
>>63441994
>condoning meme stealing
>cantpucks
name a team that sucks more penis dick
protip: you can't
>>63442720
>>63442786
also any time the OP says "/hoc/ the most autistic memers" or anything like that it is fuk_ponek. and the guy posting as smuk is very obviously smuk and he's trying to make us slowly accept him again
>>63442900
whatever team you like horse fucker
>>63442920
Great team.
Great fans.
Great franchise.
Also a cup courtesy of the penis-dick sucking cantpucks leeeeeeeeeeeeeelmaooo
Kippshit the chink on SUICIDE watch t bh f am
>>63442900
>Laffs
>>63442901
i bet hes making some grand oc meme and isnt going to post until he finishes it. he has way too much invested in /hoc/ to just never post again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99qFtFH258
post best hockey pump up songs
smuk anok = grease
>Devils win in OT to vindicate that bullshit Larsson ejection
>>63443128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>63443162
smuk_anok isnt that autistic
>he STILL doesn't realize the Debils are elite
Why? What's your fucking excuse?
>>63443453
idk smuk has never posted during the season i don't think he's ever actually watched a game
>>63443128
AC/DC-chase the ace, unfortunately not on youtube
>>63443692
No excuses here f a m
Devils are the real deal, josefson most underrated bottom six player t b h
>coilers
>>63443692
>>63444059
>image.jpg
>image.jpg
samefag little debbies faggot
>>63444217
Stop projecting buddy. Too poorfag to realize 80% of the U.S. has iPhones?
>People sleeping on the caps
Good. good.
>>63444217
>assravaged cantpuck fans
Are you still mad that you got beat by a literally who team, coached by literally who, and back stopped by literally who?
>>63444633
read the flag dumb cunt. also lrn2technology
>McDavid out
>Oilers already in last
>Draft not for 7 months
Man I think this team might've been better under Eakins.
>>63444664
>being this mad
Look bro, I know Seattle is a shithole, but cool your jets. Want me to buy you a pubsub?
>>63444719
kek you have to live in florida. keep projecting thinking I'm somehow a worst coast fag and like a canadian team though I bet that type of logic makes sense in florida schools
>>63444756
>mad at Florida
>>63444756
Calm down famalam. It's no big deal. It's just one game. I'm sure the cantpucks will bounce back in 2016.
>>63441994
TB blown the fuck out
>>63443692
>debbies fans actually believe this
Didn't know that there were so many butthurt cantpuck and >rags fans in /hoc/
is don sweeney an absolute madman?
>>63445158
go away fuk_ponek
>>63445202
i'm not a stinky smelly >rags fan desu
>best dman in the league plays for the best team in hockey
>>63445434
you seem to have made a mistake f am, thats not a picture of hedman
Ok /hoc/ I need fantasy advice
Marleau+Ryan Johansen for Voracek and Yakupuv
Who wins that trade?
>>63445558
the person not being a bitch nigga asking for advice
>>63445558
Hard to say. Marleau is bound to regress hard sooner or later and Johansen is out of shape. Voracek isn't putting up points but it's only a matter of time, and Yakupov's value is going down with no McMeme setting him up
Was Wayne Gretzky a meme player?
We're back bitches
HEY CONNOR
>>63446275
sup cunt
>>63446325
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS TROUT MAN, YOU THERE CONNOR?
>>63446524
>dog get was 3446524 posts ago
>>63446544
>tfw /hoc/ will never be as comfy as it was the next few threads after this again
>>63446681
>tfw can still spot my posts
>>63442901
>>63442920
desu I am into femdom and lifting and carrying we should not bully people because of their fetishi
>>63446729
i can too fa m
>Burrows chirping Tootoo's dead alcoholic brother
>throwing mats on the ice
>the city of shitcago
>>63438874
>what is Edmonton
>>63446821
>>63446906
just imagine if your team had fans you could post this in a gamethread and get ignored somewhere else
Where were you when the Saint Louis Blues win the 2016 Stanley Cup?
Me i was sitting on a stack of money and cocaine.
LW Jujhar Khaira potted two goals and G Laurent Brossoit made a season-high 40 saves as the Bakersfield Condors (4-5-0-1, .450) rattled off a 6-2 win against the San Jose Barracuda (3-5-0-1, .388) on Sunday afternoon at SAP Center.
When is this ELITE dune coon gonna get called up and meme the oilers into the playoffs
whats up with all the tripfags lately my filter is getting so long. did they give up on another sport and think this is a shitty american general thread?
>>63447099
>why are other people more popular than me
Its okay babby keep hold those tears in
>>63447028
does he even know how to use a toilet
>>63447099
you seem to be Mad At the Canes???
>>63447273
he only shits on white devils
>shitcago arena literally falling apart
Have you been doing your part?
>>63447519
this is a pretty good bean imo
I'm so sorry coilers fans. I cant imagine what it is like to be a part of a fanbase that shits the bed every year despite being stacked with young talent.
I'm legitimately scared tht they get to draft Matthews, Laine or Puljujärvi. Laine and Pulju need careers and Edmonton is just going to murder them
>>63447016
at publix desu
>>63447671
Oilers probably won't draft anyone but Chychrun. I expect the pick to be traded at the draft.
>>63447671
The oilers were ELITE 10 years ago. The Laffs have been jokes for 30 years
>>63447700
>Oilers_draft_lottery.webm
>>63447700
>letting a pig that close to your nuts
Who can stop us?
>>63447793
kek you know theyre from baltimore when they over use the word elite
>>63448017
pls no bully
>>63447700
lewd
>>63447995
pretty much any team to be honest
>>63447995
Any team but the >oilels
Is Matthews good enough to get a top pairing defenceman out of an American team?
>>63448244
Arizona would probably do it, but I expect Bettman to rig the draft for them
>>63447700
>tfw no pet pig
Don't look now kouhai, but I think McDavid might just win the Oilers a cup if he stays healthy.
All 24 players for the Flint Firebirds just quit the team
KEK
>they used to do it for free
>>63448539
>teenage hockey
not even once
>>63448436
That's quality analysis anon, I commend you for your hockey acumen.
>>63448279
That's what I was thinking before this year but now they've got a good array of young forwards, both wingers and centres and they haven't been drafting defencemen. If they move OEL they'll just become the Oilers and be looking for a top pairing defencemen themselves. The only way that trade happens is if ownership steps in and demands that the team draft him.
Anyone know who that semem demon was next to Ron maclean during the end of hometown hockey? She looks so familiar, but i cant put my finger on it
>>63448539
Eh gotta give the boy more TOI
>>63448569
Can't ignore the financial aspect though. They'll probably move to a new arena with the Suns soon with their players having matured. To win in a new building with a local superstar would guarantee a good bandwagon.
But if it's only moving up one spot though they wouldn't give up OEL.
Theres a shot at the bar I work at called "Mcjesus Juice"
Gordie Howe is kill.
Check em
>>63448671
I will never understand crazy sports parents. Your kid is not going to make the NHL, fuck off.
>>63449200
Man fuck you don't even talk like that
>>63449203
Easy for you to say, you don't have a chance to make the NHL based on your birth certificate
>>63447995
Roof padding
>>63449119
>>63449200
well you tried and failed and were a faggot later on
>>63449251
Canada please, this kid is a nothing prospect and his did was crying about ice time.
>>63449200
rip
>>63448539
kek, looking forward to hearing more about this
>>63449497
Shut up bitch boy if burrows made it anyone can
>>63448539
Shit, not even the Lethbridge Hurricanes are this much of a joke.
>Jeff Marek @JeffMarek 57s57 seconds ago
>Tonight's game in Flint was "Family Night" btw.
wew
>Just heard Flint Firebirds come from behind against defending memorial cup champions, Oshawa tonight. Down 3-1. Come back & win 4-3 in OT...
>..Coaches fired immediately after game. Entire team, all 24 Guys storm upstairs to front office, throw jersey on ground, quit and walk out
>Another source: "such a show of solidarity when the boys bonded together and walked out. Even his (owner's) son quit."
>Even his (owner's) son quit."
Is it even possible to recover from being btfo this hard? Suicide is the only option desu
>>63449898
straight out of rudy
FLINT FIREBIRDS IS LITERALLY STAGED
>>63447995
The Kings in the WCF t b h
>tfw another loss and you don't even care
>>63449288
It was a sound recycler. Even the United Center can't handle us 7s.
>>63450460
Of course you wouldn't. You're already looking at the next first over all that you can ruin.
>>63444666
Shut up nigger. You have literally no reason to be butt blasted. I wish my team was so lucky with #1 picks
>>63450573
Pretty much.
should I quit alcohol cold turkey and risk death? I need to quit but I've been having 3/4 of a fifth every day but I only had a 12 pack of light beer today
>>63450652
Jordin Tootoo pls go
>>63450652
Just kill yourself instead. Solves your problems and others problems as well.
>>63450460
I care, you faggot Calgarian piece of shit
>>63450652
Try cutting down to a 6 pack. I'm amazed you're still alive as is
Why shouldn't the draft system reward teams that just miss the playoffs instead of the bottom dwellers
1st 17
2nd 18
3rd 19
Etc etc
>>63450652
check your insurance to see if you can get actual treatment senpai, you're too far gone for /hoc/ to help
>>63450802
U joking
>>63450802
Because it's not about rewarding anyone, it's about giving talent to shit teams so they become watchable. And it usually works, we should just contract the Oilers as they are a lost cause.
>>63450776
I've tried cutting down but it just opens the door for more. I'm just gonna go cold turkey and deal with all the side effects. just means I'll never fall asleep and be on /hoc/ all night
>>63450807
I'm under 27 so on parents insurance and don't want them knowing
>>63450840
it's called being an adult and realizing you need medical help, the insurance is there for you to use or they wouldn't have put your name down
name that player
>>63450916
Jan Mursak
>>63450916
First though was Bure but that's Jagr.
>>63450916
Heatley
Fuck America
>>63451210
is there anyone who had a worse downward spiral of a career than dany heatley?
from a 50 goals scorer to not even making ahl lineups
>>63451273
The dangers of damaging your groin
>>63451273
gomez is around there
>>63451273
>>63451303
Honestly the Kronwall hit ruined him just like it did Clowe, Havlat, Hemsky
Voraceck soon
>>63451307
Homie what you sippin
>>63447995
the wings
>>63451321
>this detoilet delusion
>>63451392
Hello idiot
>>63451392
piss off Detroit has a better chance at the cup then any team in Canada does
POST FLAMES
>>63450776
>>63450652
Why do americans believe that drinking beer daily kills you?
>>63451406
>>63451425
Thinking that Kronwall ruined Hemsky or Voracek is delusion. Hemsky was ruined by Regehr, well before he got hit by Kronwall. Voracek on the other hand got hit by Kronwall in 2012. Since then Voracek has scored 194 points in 226 games and hasn't missed a game.
>>63449898
They won and they fired the coaches?
>>63451491
you can see in his eyes, the soul of a man who knows that he fucked up.
>>63451513
Yes. He wanted his plug of a son to get more ice time.
>>63451532
What a cunt
>>63451546
Just bought the team this year and moved them too. Clearly thought he could use his money to get his kid to the NHL
If anyone has webm links to the Gryba-on-Eller hit or even better, GOAT should have been a career ending chara hit on Pacioretty, I'd appreciate it.
>>63447995
Literally any western team
>>63451667
only gifs
>2015
>Boudreau is still the Ducks coach
Kek
>>63448539
>>63448567
Why do most hockey players fart around in teeny booper leagues instead of playing college hockey at 18
>>63451500
Desperate post there, buddy boy
>Canadian hockey knowledge
>1993
>>63451514
he looks like he is 20 years older
>>63451491
pretty good, almost a stale meme but still edible
>>63451847
well it is about a 10 year difference. It's also literally a Facebook meme look at the watermark
>>63447995
>us
>>63437552
>mexico
>>63451833
List of relevant achievements garnered from collegiate programs: >1980
>>63451833
because college hockey is irrelevant
>>63451833
Because the OHL is superior to anything any college can produce.
>>63451491
>he couldve been coaching the Blues
So what shitty d-men are the Hawks looking to trade for?
Any rumours?
>>63452172
Just as irrelevant
>Canabetas
>>63452256
>being this new
>>63452309
Holy shit what's with all the blood? Just a broken nose?
>>63452304
>getting meme'd on
>>63452324
he was knocked out in the hit and went into the ice face first, and just shattered his nose on the ice.
as bad as it looks it was a technically clean hit, he just wasn't ready for it at all since gryba was steaming in right as he recieved that pass so gryba just finished his check while eller was unaware.
who /dog/ here?
>>63452258
But at least they play professional hockey unlike the laffs
hoc ded
>>63453264
Looks like the United Center last night
When is the Kane verdict?
You finally did it America. For the first time ever the best hockey player in the world is not a Canadian, but an American. And this American isn't like Hull or one of those other expats, he's 100% American stock. His passing is magical, his shots are always on point, and it seems like he can disappear on the ice whenever he wants. He's on pace to score 50 this year and I can't see anyone stopping him.
McMeme better get healthy and save us from this man, because otherwise an American rapist will be the best player in the NHL for the next decade.
>>63453587
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/patrick-kane-relieved-for-his-family-friends-1.3308059
the investigation was closed, not even the legal system can save Canada from the best player in the world.
>>63453589
>>63453587
Never forget that Kane and Toews are both Canadian.
>>63453604
Glad for him tbf
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRIKANE
>>63453728
3 assists tonight, just call it getting a Pat Trick
>>63453763
+ one nice goal add to it
>>63453264
thumbnail looks like a movie theater with a bunch of bean men in the seats t b h
>>63453791
>Letting the memes consume you to this extent
>>63451833
>two highest scoring NCAA grads this year both played junior in their 18 year old season
>>63453794
>not letting the memes flow thru you
>>63451833
The players can get in the NHL's view earlier and they can still get a hockey scholarship (be it CIS) if they don't make it.
>>63453948
you're not a real fan if you're not eternally smug tbqh
>>63453728
>there will never be a KurriKane line
>rags
>>63454146
>implying he's even worth a pick
I'd rather trade it for a case of wings desu
>>63454124
where is minnesota?
>>63454124
Out of date. The oilers and jackets were already passed by the flim flams. 100% chance the oilers get their 5th first overall pick
>>63454124
so you're saying there is a chance?
>>63454251
>Senators
>Having anything good happen to them
Tbqh you're the Canadian Shorks.
Threadly reminder that Finns are dumb and they smell like shit.
>Chicago is such a piece of shit their stadium is falling apart
>>63454395
i smell like flowers tbqh
hello where am menes
How long until Sweden's national team is full of Somaliians that literally rape ever other country into submission?
>>63453587
Not only are they not charging him, the district attorney (who was a highly reputable DA) absolutely shit on the plaintiff's case after the fact. Get a load of this.
>>63454581
whores btfo
>>63454598
shut up rapist piggot
>>63454602
>m'sir
>>63454598
Usually all a DA will say is like "there is insufficient evidence to charge the defendant".
When a nigga runs language like "so-called" and "rife with reasonable doubt", you know the case was horseshit.
That said there's still a pretty good chance he did sexually assault this woman.
>>63454607
stop raping me with your thoughts fucking pig
>tfw Patrick Kane will never rape you
>>63454621
>binland is soft
truly a shocking announcement
>>63454639
You disgust me. WELCOME TO 21ST CENTURY CIS SCUM.
>>63454656
hello Mr trudeau, would you please remind us what year it is currently?
>>63454670
it's 2015. wake up people!!
>>63454682
>>63454656
>>63454621
>>63454602
lel to be honest family
>>63454692
god morgen Norge :3
>>63454709
Mornin Amurica, how are you today? Also where are memes?
>rags
>>63454692
Hello norge, is zuccarello as based as I think he is?
>>63454731
>rags
>>63454725
>>63454725
I am okay, thanksgiving is soon, I'm ready to be a true American and celebrate the pastime of eating too much.
>>63454731
>rags
But seriously Zucca is fucking based
>doesnt get nominated for sportsman of the year in Norway
>replies with "I guess hockey just isn´t as big a sport as cross country skiing and chess"
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>63454763
maybe if he fucking won something hed get nominated
>>63454773
Yeah since Magnus "literally autistic" Carlsen is such a great athlete.
>>63454794
mad that he's rolling in all dat pussy?
>>63454725
Hello, fellow white man.
Top 3 (three) sports in norway
1) Doping
2) skiing and doping
3) asthma medicates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2fTF3uHepc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twex4hnm-KY
is there anything they can't do?
>>63454815
>binland
>>63454840
>26 doping medals
bravo norway bravo
If you don't live in a green county you aren't white
>>63454840
proud of 3rd place finish. classic norway lel.
>>63454922
>not being german
fucking untermensch
>>63454971
>muh heritage
>rags
>Today's schedule
T-thanks NHL
*rolls out of bed, stretches, yawns* ahhhh.... lol
>rags
>>63455160
it's 5pm
Fuck Norge
*my mom forces me to go to a psychiatrist who places me under hypnosis to identify the underlying causes of my mental illnesses and autistic behavior*
psychiatist: i'm going to ask you a series of questions to help us seek out what exactly is the root of your problems. when i say 'family', what comes to mind?
me: rags...
psychiatrist: rags? as in towels, clothing... please explain further
me: rags. rags. rags
psychiatrist: excuse me?
me: rags. rags. RAGS! RAGS!!! RAGGGSSSS!!!!! RRRAAAAGGGGSSS!!!!
psychiatrist: oh dear. ok. on the count of 10, when i reach 1, you will return to con...
me: RAAAAGGGGSSSSSS RAAAAAAAAGGGGSSSSS RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anyone got kronwall webms?
also, when is poopa rask getting fired and monster starting?
>>63454922
>grand rapids not entirely dutch
>>63454943
>proud of 3rd place
>fins wont shut the fuck up about 5-1 bronze win over USA
double standards, binland
this is my 5th post in a row.
>>63454922
Why are there so many Nazis in America?
>>63455344
it's not the medal but the victory over >you pedro
>>63455361
Natural reaction to too many niggers
>>63455368
who cares if it's 3rd place though?
>>63455361
white pride worldwide
>there is an 11 page thread on hfboards of Canadians being assblasted over Rasmus Ristolainen celebrating his game winning goal
>>63455381
proper athletes and their fans
>>63455388
What did he do?
p.s. Nice exonerated rapist dubs
>>63454581
>"this so-called "case" is rife with reasonable doubt"
BTFO
T
F
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>>63455388
I bet there's a longer one active complaining about what yakupov had for breakfast today. fuckin canadians
>>63455388
i dont understand why it is a such a big deal in NA anyway if someone celebrates a goal
>>63455398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ztGB2oWAs
>>63454922
What is that brown county in Indiana, and why isn't it Indianapolis?
>>63455398
>>63455388
>>63455409
>>63455422
GOOD OLD ONTARION BOYS PLAY REAL MEAT AND POTEOTOS HOCKEY THEY PLAY THE GAME RIGHT WAY 100% EVERY SHIFT TRYING TO DO MY BEST OUT THERE COACH
>>63455409
don cherry has brainwashed canadians into thinking there is no fun allowed in hockey only grit and good ol Canadian boys playing the game the right way
>>63455398
He glided on his knees.
This is a major issue in Canada as I remember Yakupov getting death threats for gliding on his knees.
"act like you've been there before" the most cancerous statement in hockey.
imagine if the only thing that makes ur country relevant in the popular culture of other nations apart from maple syrup worldwide was something you hadn't succeeded in for 22 despite caring about it en masse more than any other country, lol
>>63455451
don't forget these fans of >canadian teams think you should only celebrate in the playoffs which is NEVER for them lel
>>63455388
>hfboards
lel they only like Ontario good ol boys and underage b& prospects
>>63455422
Enis' rush was sick as fuck. Made the entire Vanpooper team look like shit. That's what they get for icing sweeds.
>>63454922
How long until half of the us is from India?
>>63455456
>1993
>>63455445
Also Anisimov getting beat up for doing a "snipe" gesture towards the goal after scoring.
Someone could have died!
I hope the goal pulled trough and lived a relatively healthy life after such an ordeal.
>>63455456
We haven't won a war decisively in 70 years. Sure, we've technically won, but we haven't marched in and completely destroyed anyone and had them admit defeat and stay down.
>>63455445
Why are Canadians such basic bitches?
>>63455437
It's because he's literally 100 years old. The game has evolved and many of his generation are stuck in the same mindset.
did selanne get any heat from his shotgun celebration?
every senators fan i've met has been really cool honestly. like i've said before, i've been to games in toronto in montreal and their fans, at their games, either hardly even pay attention or are obnoxious. being a hockey fan in ontario and quebec is the same as being a football fan in new england, every one considers themselves to be a huge fan, while few genuinely know much about the sport or truly like and support it.
>>63455487
I don't think so.
I was way more common back then with Tony Twist riding his stick and Jagr with his salute etc.
This no fun allowed phenomena is relatively new thing.
>>63455483
i don't really know anything about war, i like hockey
>>63455503
Weird because all of the leaf fans I know watch every game and know a fair bit about hockey. Sounds like you caught a weird bunch of fans.
>>63455505
>Tony Twist
Obviously meant Tiger Williams pls don't kill me
>>63455515
he's the dual citizen faggot trying to make the US look bad but he's very stupid and can't stay on topic.
>talk about culture
>lol wars
>>63451800
Who else would they hire?
>>63455422
Thanks, senpai.
>>63455445
I don't see a big deal, it's pretty obvious he just did it in the moment, and he didn't say or direct anything at the other team. The only argument I could see being made is it kinda makes him look like a little kid, but so what? He's from Binland; they are happy people. If it had really been bad, someone would have come and taken a swing at him.
But what about Ennis just skating through half the team to set that play up? Pretty slick desu.
>>63455519
idk. maybe it has to do with the seats i get and district i stay in when i'm there, but even encounters i've had at bars and restaurants with leafs fans especially, it seems they have this cursory knowledge of the team like your average guy with a patriots shirt on where i live. i'm not doubting there are tremendously knowledgeable fans, i'm just saying that when they're in such quantity, it just seems like it's compulsory and because of where they live, they seem to have a bloated judgement of how much they know and care. i think because where i live people are so preoccupied with baseball and football that when you find somebody who claims to be a hockey fan, they're usually very, very into the sport, whereas there it is simply the thing to follow, much like football here, as i said.
>>63455539
He is 6'5 with MMA backround.
There is literally no one in keks who is going to take a swing at him.
>canasofts
Goal celebrations are one of my favorite things about hockey, how can you possibly dislike them?
>>63455567
would like to see RR55 versus Sedins in the cage
>>63455595
>canakeks
>>63455567
Dude it's fucking hockey, if something bad enough happened a fucking manlet would take a run at him on the ice. What's he going to do? Jump on top of him and put him in an armbar? Don't be fucking stupid.
if alex ovechkin's name was pierre bordeaux he would already have been inducted into the hall of fame and he would be allowed to wear anti gravity skates with knives on the heel and toe
>>63455618
>manlet trying to charge RR55
kek, i would pay to see that
>>63455623
No, he'd be called for diving and the media would claim he's soft. If his name was Jordan MacHenry that would be another story.
>>63455618
>What's he going to do?
Beat the shit out of the manlet and celly some more?
>>63455656
>you will never slide across the ice on your knees in celebration of winning a fight
>>63455606
Thankfully hockey is now an American sport then, since if it were left up to canakeks there'd be no fun allowed
>>63455564
That's the problem I would assume. There's millions of leaf fans and you're bound to find a bunch of those faggots who follow them just because everyone else does. I found the 30 to 50 year old die hards know a lot about hockey in general.
>ITT: assravaged mongols who smell like shit and can't into hockey
Keep doing the lord's work Norge. Someone has to expose these Finns for the frauds they are. They also are smelly.
>>63455628
>>63455656
I'm not saying it's not stupid, but people were willing to fight Chara in his prime and other big motherfuckers. Sure, they usually get their shit smacked, but that doesn't stop them. Hockey players are batshit crazy.
Anyway, the point is the opposing team didn't take offense while they were on the ice and had the chance, so people should shouldn't cry about a little celebrating.
fast forward 5 years and this guy is a norris winner
also best hockey jersey of all time in pic
>>63455595
Might have something to do with Canadian teams not winning a cup in over 20 years. I mean, if you can't be successful, why should you be happy for other people who are?
>>63455692
I don't know about Norris, he likely won't be a near ppg player which is how you win the Norris these days.
But if he could carve out a Weber type of career, that'd be nice.
>>63455689
I always wanted to see a Chara vs Boogard fight. It's a shame he OD.
>>63455710
Nice meme.
>>63455720
boogard would've destroyed him. chara's strong af but he's too awkwardly built and lanky to deal with a heavy dense machine like the boogy man
>>63455742
>boogard would've destroyed him
Idk man they both weighed about the same and I think Chara is what an inch taller? Chara is a strong motherfucker.
>>63455737
It's not a meme if it's true though :^)
>>63452617
this guy came to my minior league team game he has a a loop attached to his belt with like 100 shirts now
>>63455764
i thought chara looked pretty evenly matched against jody shelley, even as a b's fan
>>63455720
Chara is a boring fighter.
His wrestling backround really shows when he always takes them down after couple of punches.
I personally don't like to see >my teams superstars dropping the gloves with the likes of Boogard who bring nothing of value on the ice.
>>63455783
Chara beat the shit out of David Koci iirc.
>>63455793
yeah chara fights are boring because he can just manhandle a 6'5 250 pound guy by lifting his arms and jacking him to the ground
>>63455793
>nothing of value
Boogaard would have been nice to have against the Preds to go after James Neal for injuring Parise. Minnesota has nobody to back up their own superstars.
Side bar: what is Neal's deal with running people from behind near the boards?
>>63455820
ya he was a bloody mess
GOAT
>>63455851
yeah he's the man. him and terry o'reilly are my favorites
>>63455847
What makes you think a guy like James Neal would fight a Derek Boogard.
He would simply skate away and then you'd have to deal with having a liability on the ice "going after" people.
>>63455847
yes, the reason why minnesota has lost to hawks in playoffs is because they don't have anyone to back up their stars. idiot.
You now remember the Chara-Laraque fight
You now remember the Asham-Beagle fight
You now remember the Beauchemin-Benn fight
You now realize that the NHL will never EVER have these kinds of fights again.
>>63455878
Somebody has to face the consequences of a dirty player on your team. Even if he wouldn't have gotten to fight Neal, he would get the point across that the team is protected. If he keeps playing dirty, he won't have much of a choice and would get what's coming to him.
>>63455878
You're telling me you wouldn't be scared as fuck knowing a guy who is 6'8 270 lbs anxious to just crush you into the boards? It's not all about gooning people anon. Neal would be looking over his shoulder every shift.
>>63455893
actually, they lost because they're worse at playing the sport of hockey.
>>63455893
Where did I say that was the sole reason they lost?
The reason they lost is because they have so many Finns on their team.
>>63455910
Good riddance. Hockey fights are stupid af
>>63455910
Beauchemin is pretty fucking good at scrapping for a borderline star player.
He usually gives up tons of reach and weight too.
>>63455934
Boogard wasn't like that tho.
I never saw him crush anyone or even fight anyone who declined.
Useless goon who was basicly immobile too.
Has no one posted this yet?
http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2015/11/8/9693608/johan-franzen-has-thoughts-about-nhl-officiating
>>63455910
>no brashear vs domi
>>63455934
yeah all those 10sec per game when they are together on ice. And even that will make wild 10 times worse team while he's on the ice.
>>63455993
That would be like if Shanahan or Pronger got into player safety!
Boogard was there just for the show.
He didn't serve any other purpose than giving the guys extra minute to rest and crowds something to cheer when he pummeled some other useless punching bag.
>>63456006
>no mcsorleys stick vs back of brashears head
>>63455960
>Americaitlyns
Son, you need to watch the Devils-Rags 2012 playoff series to see that fighting in hockey is pretty epic.
It literally turned 3 snoozefest games into something watchable and enjoyable.
>>63456087
i rather eliminate the njd and fighting too
im really hungry nd i want pizza tbqh
>>63456087
I love fights desu, let the plauers sort out shit when the refs are too busy beig cuks.
>>63456080
or chara vs paccioretty with the rink stantion as the special guest referee
>tfw your team has too many Finns on it to ever win a Cup
Wish we had more Canadians and Americans ťbĥ
>>63456172
>>63456172
is johnny toes and pat "i literally raped a young girl" kane the ultimate american+canadian duo?
>>63456195
they're both american
>>63456195
Yes, but in ten years the best duo will be Dylan Larkin and Connor McClavicle playing for the Las Vegas Cumshots.
https://twitter.com/scott_stinson/status/663728238368305152
>Bettman on if his 9yo grandson is a good player: 'He's not going to be in the NHL.' Tough love, grandpa.
Why is Bettman such a cunt? Crushing dreams and shit.
>>63456239
what a fucking fag lol
>>63456189
>posts hawks cup
Literally all the good players are either Canadian or American.
>>63456239
obviously not jews cant play sports
>>63456214
only patrick "at the very least i sexually assaulted an intoxicated and vulnerable young woman" kane is that
>>63456272
Teräväinen is literally the only reason they have won 3 cups
>>63456287
>vulnerable young woman
I hope you're just memeing, senpai.
>>63456287
>not knowing toes is american
>>63456272
>the best player in the finals was teravainen
wew canada i thought you knew hockey
>>63456318
Weak bait desu.
>>63456333
>fluke couple of games
Piss off peasant with your mediocre hockey country.
Oh look! The Finns are just shitposting again and contributing no actual hockey discussion! What a surprise!
i bet if pk subban raped a girl they would have put him in jail
>Palat out for 3-5 weeks
DAMN he got fucking furious at sandwiches
>>63456370
Nah he'd lynched.
>>63456391
ya you're right, it would've been in a canadian court
>>63456370
pk's gay tho
>>63456337
it's a meme u twink fuckhole
>>63456406
your a meme
>>63456406
>finns
>>63456337
He was a member of the North Dakota Fighting Sioux, of course he's American. WGN told me so.
>>63456379
Nino stepped on him with his skate. That's gotta be a nasty laceration
>>63456450
vanek american too tbqh
>>63456470
actually he talks funny so he's finnish
>>63456406
Get back to the meme factoryand whip up a fresh meme. I'm honestly considering hiring Greece to take your place you fucking skacker.
t. Chairman & President of /hoc/
>>63456489
too many factory defects coming out of Finland these days tbbq. I even got a dry meme last Friday. How's a meme supposed to be dank if its dry?
>>63454763
but Zuccarello is italian right? Seeing as he is "short" and dark.
>>63456489
Agreed. Think of all the great Menes of 2014 and 2015. Publix, dog, bean man, sheep.
NOT A SINGLE ONE was made by a Finn. They need to be replaced. They're not earning their keep.
>>63456539
Nah he's a Norwegian manlet.
>>63438574
I am a big fan of "The Human Panzershrek" nickname.
>>63456533
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!
>>63456539
YOU! DENBTS BOY!!!! Now is your chance!!! Make a /hoc/ meme to replace FINLAND!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Taylor_(ice_hockey,_born_1969)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
>>63455398
>exonerated
>>63455360
I was banned for this, just saying
>>63454875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjPGmSqadxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
>>63442957
>great fans
>rags
Pick one
>>63456568
>replace FINLAND
it's naturally impossible. I would only make a fool of myself trying to override the laws of nature by creating a frankenmeme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg tbqh
>>63447995
The Jest, Wild, Blues, and Devils to name most teams that have already beaten the Blackkeks this season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg imho
>>63456626
>>63456649
>>63456665
we get it, you 're unstoppable and 1337
Someone make some memes. /mlb/ is better than us now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
iirc
This meme scandal needs to be solved democratically. Is Finland's career as over as Crosby's?
http://strawpoll.me/5964064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
:)
this could work for german players, for example
>patrick kane is literally the best player in the nhl
What happened to him in the offseason lads? He must have been working out more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
afaik
>>63456713
every time he rapes underaged virgin his power level rises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg lol
>>63456713
the chicago judges tend to like hockey more, so he's trying to prove himself of an impeccable character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
Here's an austerity measure meme
>>63456687
I voted to keep funland by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
>>63456734
He was being investigated in buffalo you mong
>>63456713
The balder you get, the more elite you get. Just ask Messier and Iggy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
>>63456780
nice try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
Devils fans (except grease), do you think Adam Larsson will have a break out year? He played really well at the end of last year when DeBoar got fired.
>>63456909
i don't think so. Looks to be another overhyped swedish prospect atm sadly.
>>63456932
>Swedish
>defense
Pick one
>>63456909
how old is he? Personally, I think Josefson is steadily showing his capabilities.
>>63456546
Peepoojärvi and ProScout are quality binland memes.
Yours are simply clipart pictures, not even memes.
Pathetic tbf.
>>63456702
I find this offensive desu.
>>63456964
i don't understand why they have to compare every promising swedish defender to lidstrom. It's like they are setting them to failure.
>>63457038
>Josefson
Why are you obsessed with this guy? 2 days ago you thought he was a d-man.
>>63457105
not obsessed, I just think he is playing well so far. Just my personal observation.
>>63456909
>>63457038
>Devils fans (EXCEPT GREASE)
>>63457138
Well, as usual, your personal observations are shit. He's worse than fucking Gionta and is pretty much a useful only for the shootout.
>>63456909
Greene really is carrying him. That said, he's a solid top-4 dman, and the Debbies could get a big return for him.
>>63457232
nope, fuck you.
>>63457290
Sure thing bud. Keep fellating the guy who literally cannot score and is a team worst -9. But of course you don't know what that means.
>>63457344
>But of course you don't know what that means
plus-minus statistic? you americans think statistics represent life. They don't. They represent the observer's interpretations.
And I am not fellating him, why would you think someone would do that to a player? I was just mentioning him.
>>63457371
Yeah, he's a great guy in the locker room. Why don't they have statistics for being a great guy in the locker room?
>>63457371
>n-no, stats don't c-count
Fuck off. He has 4 points, 3 of which were secondary assists. He has 40 points in 200 games. He's a fucking bust.
And I was mistaken, he has the 2nd worst plus minus, ahead of the legendary Jordin Tootoo.
>>63457401
>>63457421
stats are merely an indication. One should wonder the reasons why stats are presenting certain numbers.
>>63457421
lots of tootoo references lately
>>63457483
Explain, then, what's good about Josefson? How does he not have a single goal while getting more minutes than fucking Palmieri. He finished a team worst -2 last night.
So tell me, what bout Josefson is good?
>>63457525
I miss Palmieri
>>63457525
I liked his initiative on the 3-vs.-3 in the Blue Jackets (I think) game and the goal he made in the SO. That's all.
I wasn't riding his dick but you definitely seem to have a hard-on for him.
Is Mike Condon a 4chan user?
Eating three cheese bacon mac with ketchup on top. Just thought I would let you know, Canada
>>63457525
He's a meat and potatoes kind of guy
>>63457598
shit thread
real thread >>63457624
>>63457624
>>63457624
>>63457624
>>63456860
Actual thread
>>63457232
He is 100% better than gionta this is an object fact. Gio has fallen hard since 2012 and we pretty much keep him around because muh grit and speed. josefson does his job better and has better hands
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