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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
hm
2nd for /a/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
:D
2bh
go b's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
i posted ot again lol
http://strawpoll.me/5964064/r
Norway is the new king of memes and there's no backsies. When the Norgeposter returns he better have a dank ass meme or there'll be hell to pay.
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
hello /hoc/
I'm entering the meme animal business with my personal totem animal assigned by a half-leb qt I had a massive crush on in the middle school
I hope to work towards the further enrichment of our meme ecosystem with a bountiful game species.
>anon ur qt like a pudgy raccoon!
>>63457061
>post bruinsdog
>get outmemed by finlandraccoon
JUST
>>63457061
this is now a registered mememark
all further related content is my intellectual property
regards, supi poster (r)
Could motherfucker mike be a new meme?
I admit not being a refined meme connoisseur or a go-getterish entrepreneur yet, but the spirits guide me - I will fight for the title.
rgds, the finncoon flash
>>63457061
Nicely meme'd
le canucks OT loss face
>>63457208
>being a fucking furfag
Will Vili's development be hurt by the Flint Firebirds walkout?
Binland, your thoughts?
>CANADA
>CANADIANS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63457270
No.
He's eligible to play in the A, so if OHL doesn't get this shit sorted out, they'll probably assign him there or back to Finland.
t. ProScout on a scouting trip
>>63457347
What can you tell me about A. Lehkonen's development? Some Finnish posters declared him a bust, but I hear he's been having a good season.
>>63457208
>>63457061
really losing your touch finland, its not even clipart
>>63457324
>mfw I've taken shits older than Canada
>>63457324
Yfw hockey is actually a British sport
>>63457490
>hockey is their number 1 sport
>have less cups and gold medals than England
>>63457419
After such a strong U18 tournament and the way he has followed it up with a strong season in the OHL I find it hard to believe people would call him a bust.
His development is right on track.
Upside is Torey Krug type of player.
Top 4 defenseman and a pp qb.
He is not bad at defense but his size will always be a limitation.
It's going to be an uphill battle for such a small player but he has the talent to someday make it in the NHL.
We're makin a come back to the top of the division, right guys?
>>63457562
what the fuck are you talking about
>>63457591
was there ever any doubt?
>>63457432
That's a North-American raccoon, a Northern-European supi is sort of it's own sub-species, this I know as a hunter and by the pin-point accuracy in my particular expertize field of memecraft.
>>63457593
Talking bout fuck Finland
I came here for memes
>>63457562
disregard I was talking about Saarijärvi.
Lehkonen has been struggling for sure but seems to be turning it around offensively.
He always had the skill and hockey iq but his reckless style has definitely slowed his development.
I think he's had like 3 concussions already, so it's not looking too good.
>>63456919
Nice doge
>>63457613
Northern-European raccoon also dive all the time and can't take a hit. Even if you think you shot one they're probably just faking it tbqf.
Will we finally win that game 7 to get another Stan Lee cup
>>63457569
That's a Europoor, an Amerifat would instantly start eating the pie
>>63457667
That's why you use a trap.
>>63457655
Why do finns have such bad hockey iq they're all fucking jaarko ruutus or passing the puck at 100 mph into someone's feet
>>63457696
soft ameripoors
>>63457681
Meant for
>>63457611
>>63457667
>tfw these shitters are somewhere in the roof here and tripple around all night
>>63457688
Just like a Northern-European to like the trap. The North American run and gun style of hunting is way superior. You guys are killing the sport of hunting jsyn.
>>63457569
>why would an american mall be full of brown people and spanish signs?
oh right
>grease UNIRONICALLY believes this man is a top 10 center in the NHL
Greek hockey "knowledge" ladies and gentlemen.
>/hoc/ is less hockey discussion and more memes again
About time
>>63457735
It's so fucking depressing
>>63457735
Well it's not an American mall.
>>63457688
Please release
>>63457655
3 concussions? Shit man, unless he has Pacioretty-like healing abilities I'm not gonna hold my breath on him ever playing for the Habs.
guys I'm new to hockey and wanna pick a team to watch, who do you recommend?
I live in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho
>>63457752
>listening to grease
>paying attention to grease
>acknowledging grease exists
You are doing it wrong, senpai.
>>63457819
San Jose rangers
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63457819
vancouver, calgary, or vegas
>>63457819
Washington Capitals
>>63457819
>Anahiem ducks
Relatively new team but they've won a championship
If you want steady moderate success
>Chicago Blackhawks
Dynasty team 3 cups in recent years
Original 6 team
>Detroit Redwings
Full of disappointment
The UGA of the NHL
>>63457854
>stars
>playoffs
>>63457878
Of course they will make the playoffs. How else can a team win the Cup? Do you even hockey?
>>63457871
Do they play in Seattle? I'd like to go to a game every now and again.
>>63457860
>Vegas
Really? I thought Vegas didn't have pro sports
>>63457819
Colorado I would say. One of the closest teams in the United States to you, and Colorado seems more similar to Idaho than San Jose/California does.
Or you could cheer for the Wild because I do, and you should be my friend :^)
>>63457927
Capitals play in D.C.
Vegas doesn't have a team yet
>>63457910
INCORRECT RESPONSE
>>63457938
Fuck Colorado and their hippy bullshit. I want a rugged team, not one built on a bunch of hipsters because it's so trendy.
>>63457819
LITERALLY MOST IRRELEVANT PART OF USA CHEER FOR THE COLORADO IRRELEVANTS YOU IRRELEVANCE
Rick Nash playing and not scoring tomorrow
>>63457819
How nice is Coeur d'Alene? Any engineering jobs around there?
>>63458015
Dick Rash couldn't put the biscuit in the basket if he had magnets on his helmet let's be real here
>>63457927
calgary isn't much farther from you than seattle, but seattle doesn't have a team
vegas is getting an expansion team in a year or two if arizona doesn't fold first
>>63458028
It's pretty great, kinda blue collar but not as much as the surrounding area, you should be able to find something around here or within an hour or two
>>63458038
Calgary seems okay. Pretty cool town since they did so much with the Olympic project. How's their team?
>>63458062
Do you like memes?
>>63458091
I do somewhat...please elaborate
>>63457569
>mfw that's a 10 in amerifatland
>>63458107
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
>>63458107
They are a memetastic team. If they're in your time zone, it's a good choice.
Be warned though, you will be a kuck for following a Canadian team.
>>63458123
Are you from Idaho too? What makes you cheer for Calgary?
>>63458037
Literally can't score on an open net
>>63458135
My black step dad >:(
>>63458135
I said we're full
>>63458062
last year they won their first round playoff series against arguably the best team in the league
so quite good
>>63458131
>rags
>kings
>hawks
>wings
>bruins
>pens
Literally what other team is worth rooting for in burger land?
Are you guys afraid yet? This guy hasn't even reached his final form. You thought he was already the GOAT? You haven't seen anything. He raped a bitch, and just when she thought she could profit off it, Kaner shut the door on her. He now knows he is invincible. Prepare your anus, NHL, and don't even think about reporting it to authorities.
>>63458175
Sharks only because O6
>>63458193
Are the sharks really an original team? How are their playoff results? Must be pretty impressive after being around forever
>>63458213
>bruins
>leafs
>hawks
>habs
>rags
>wings
There ya go lad.
>>63458246
Rags aren't o6 you fucking meme fuck
I also want a team with blue in their colors, reminds me of the lake.
>>63458246
>canadian hockey knowledge
>>63458246
>06
>rags
Nice try.
>>63458281
Bro seriously fuck off this isn't a store this is where men and women come to have a high level hockey discussion
>>63458246
>rags
>O6
pick one
>>63458276
>>63458294
>>63458302
Am I being punk'd?
>>63458246
Can you even count to 6 fucking retard? You have 7 teams there you dip.
>>63458309
Hey no need to be rude, I'm just trying to figure out which team I wanna support
>>63458322
Is that homosexual slang for educated?
>>63458165
this is great, nice work finland
>>63458311
Huehue
>>63458335
I'm not going to let some shithead from Idaho to tell me how rude I'm allowed to be on a forum for intelligent hockey loving professionals, thank you very much.
now that college football is officially keked, can i follow /hoc/ ?
>>63458397
You can follow your black step dad to the unemployment office you shitter
>rags >laffs >1903
>>63458399
>mfw a Canadian tried to tell an American about hockey
Alright guys I've put a lot of thought into it and due to my love for Canada, my family relations, and all around general interests in the city, I've decided to follow the Vancouver canucks, can someone tell me how many championships they've won?
>>63458459
new as fuck
»»reddit
>>63458397
>tfw go to college with a mediocre team
We maybe bowl game this year
>>63458460
The same amount that the janitors get paid
>>63458460
Vancouver has won 1 Stanley Cup.
Just saw the overturned goal in the Washington-Toronto game Friday night, what a shit fucking call. Is this the future of the league?
>>63458460
That's it... I'm fucking done. I've had it up to here with the no cups jokes. It's bad enough I have to endure this in real life. The Flames are worse than us and you don't bully them? The Oilers are worse than us and you don't bully them? This was my sanctuary, no longer. Goodbye /hoc/
>>63458492
Yes, weak Canadian goalies will cry interference whenever a strong American is near their crease
>>63458515
You can thank Kippers and lol i trol u for that.
>cantcups fans crying about farnham fighting virtanen
wahhhhh he's too young youre not allowed to hit him
>>63458475
Such a new and tasty meme you got there friend.
>>63458541
Go shoot a puck into your boyfriends ass before a bounty arrests you
>>63458515
>The Flames are worse than us and you don't bully them? The Oilers are worse than us and you don't bully them?
their cups disagree with you
>>63458557
Is it time your insulin shot?
>>63458529
Strong Americans like Brendan Gallagher, right? :^)
>>63458575
Just took it isn't it time for your government arranged gay marriage
>>63458576
Gallagher is a comedian m8
>>>/tv/
>>63458576
I think you mean galchenyuk
>>63458607
Oh that guys name is Gallagher?
>remembering the names of manlets
How Canadian
Fun fact: Finland is theQuebecof the Nordic world. Most Finns are actually descended from Inuit midgets that got raped by Uralic-Mongoloid tribes, hence why they look like albino Genghis Khan clones withdownsas opposed to their glorious master race neighbours. Despite all of this they remain as part of the Scandinavian nations.
>>63458605
Nope, I meant Gallagher who got a goal overturned on a really soft challenge.
>>63458586
>amerikek athletes
>>63458686
;_; lad I was just bantering with what I thought were my friends
>>63458733
Oh come on anon, can't take a joke?
>>63458743
It's not a joke, it's the truth
>>63458686
>kekanda athletes
Oh wait, I cant even name one. You guys are a joke of a nation. Nice new prime minister, dude is a living meme. "BECAUSE ITS 2015!!"
>>63458762
Did I strike a nerve babby?
DUDE
>>63458743
No. I'm afraid I'm going to have to declare all out war on Canada because of this. I hate you shitters. I'm contacting congress
>>63458686
>"That" is an American "Athlete"
>"This" is an American "Athlete"
>>63458762
If it wasn't for Canadians your shitty team would suck cock just like your whore of a mother.
Pitäiskö mennä nukkuun?
>>63458686
think you may have gone too far this time tbqh brethren
>still sleeping on da Wild
le shiggerino
>>63458686
more of an allegory than a metaphor. 1950s has to be the most conformist america ever got, fuck that.
>>63458843
>4chan
>too far
What the fuck am I reading?
>>63458867
>mild
>without purisay
>yotes
>keks
Who's going to win tonight?
>>63459051
yotes uezs
>>63458977
Mfw fuck u
first three words that come to mind?
>>63459178
>rags >rags >rags
>>63459178
winning
the
cup
>>63459178
shit team
shit
>>63459207
KIWI
I
W
I
....hey
>when one of your buddies thinks Stamkos is going to Toronto
>swedish defending
>>63459311
>finnish goaltending
>>63459311
Best in the league
....hey
>>63459263
Him, Tavares, Weber and Keith are all coming to Toronto. Next year will be the leafs year mark my fucking words.
Which team is umaru?
>>63459263
>2,3M cap space
>drop Garrison 4,5M
>trade Killorn at deadline 2,5M
>Gagner retained salary ends 1,6M
>drop JT Brown 0,9M
=11,8M
>resign Nesterov 900k/1 year
>resign Namestnikov 900k/1 year
>resign Paquette 900k/1 year
>resign Kucherov 6M/6 years
>give Stamkos 3M raise/7 years
FF to next year
>stab Carle
>extend Hedman/Sustr/Drouin
>kys because you're stuck with 10,8M in fillppula and Callahan with NMC's
>>63459451
UMARU IST EINE DRECKIGE HURE
>>63459492
>trade killorn
"No"
>>63459597
>maybe if we switch goalies we might win against the Habs
>oh
>>63458482
WE WUZ CUPS N KWEENZ
Hall - RNH - Draisaitl
Yakupov - McDavid - Eberle
Puljujarvi - Lander - Pakarinen
>>63459607
honestly, when I was writing that post, at this point I thought this could work. but it won't, even if >you drop killorn. I don't know too much about his style, but his ~0,5 PPG put's him at more than 3M nowadays, I remember he played on a line with Stamkos and Filppula in the finals, so I think of him of Hagelin with more upside and less speed. remember but he asked for? Right, 4x4. And I don't think he'll ask for less (too old for Bridge deals, took a contract that left him 1 year shy of being UFA eligible).
Maybe you can score a second rounder/mid level prospect (or trade Stamkos)
>>63459672
Kekd
>>63459675
> McDead
>>63459675
>Pulju on the 3rd line
He would be a first liner on any NHL team right now.
>>63459675
How does Edmonton manage to be shit with 10 straight 1st overall picks?
>>63459884
>Shit ownership
>Shit GMs
>Canadian Team
Choose three
>>63459884
It's magic friend.
>>63459675
Nah senpai Edmonton will get Laine
He is already wearing blue, orange and white
>>63459884
We just don't know.
>>63459960
Edmonton should be competing for cups at this point. Jesus fucking christ.
1. Pens
2. Rangers
3. Canadiens
4. Devils
5. Senators
6. Capitals
7. Lightning
8. Hurricanes
1. Wings
2. Sharks
3. Canucks
4. Blackhawks
5. Stars
6. Wild
7. Kings
8. Flames
Thoughts?
>>63459977
Maybe, I don't know, development ...
>>63460007
>rags
>>63459884
Players lose their will to live as soon as they move there, just like everyone else
>>63459263
lmao look at that fucking dog
>>63460007
Pretty big bet on the >pongs there tbhfm (to be honest senpai)
>>63458165
This dank af yo
>tfw just missed an elevator posting on /hoc/
>tfw no NHL hockey tonight
>implying
>>63460007
>Flames
>Kings that low
>Sharks that high
>Melker Karlsson recalled.
>>63460007
>cantpucks
>>63460120
Gotta recognize binlands ability to meme
>>63460007
>devils
>hurricanes
>pens first
>wings in west
1. Rangers
2. Canadiens
3. Capitols
4. Islanders
5. Penguins
6. Lightning
7. Red Wings
8. Bruins
1. Wild
2. Stars
3. Blues
4. Kings
5. Sharks
6. Blackhawks
7. Jets
8. Yotes
You know, I was just at the store buying dog food and I always get weird looks from the staff. I could never quite figure out why until I just now realized they can see me eating it in the parking lot. This reminds me, can the coyotes win the cup or is Duclair to selfish, lazy, and materialistic???
>mfw 1980 was 12 centuries ago
>>63460183
>Islanders
>Wings
>Sharks
>Yotes
Nice meme
>>63460183
Accurate tbhgermanbro
>>63460183
>Kings
>Yotes
They may always be the >rags but at least they're good
Mats Naslund was still a player the last time a Canadian team won the Cup
Other notable names include
Peter Statsny
Brent Gretzky
>>63460291
dude the kings have been flying the fuck are you going on about?
>Jagr was 8 years old when America won a "gold medal"
NBC offered "The Tonight Show" to David Letterman the last time Canada won a Stanley Cup
True story lol
>>63460190
They're looking pretty dank my friend.
>>63460374
I'll cheer against non oilers every time, you think a little ameribanter can rival the satisfaction of a Vancouver chimp out?
>>63460158
Two assists in 4 games doesn't bode too well but... Hopefully getting the call sparks his scoring. Teams know who he is and it'll be tougher for him to compete this year. Plus, coming off injury is never good. Hopefully he gets hot, though. lord knows >we need it.
>The last American Gold medal happened the same time as Star wars episode V
>1980
>>63460190
>yotes
>goaltending
Pick one
what is up with their faces?
>>63460488
>rapist
>finnish goaltending
>>63460326
>Jagr already had a cup when Canada won their last one
>>63460391
>2006
>>63460488
They look like their made of wax.
>>63460537
straight outta fallout 4
>>63460507
SWEDEN YES
>>63460614
What the fuck is wrong with liberals
>>63459977
It's still profitable to tank and ride the salary floor as they keep making money and that's the goal.
I wonder who's behind this.
>>63460718
Those kids are finnish
>>63460587
Pretty sure I killed him in skyrim
>>63460614
That's some advanced kekery right there
hi where is norge
>he STILL doesn't realize the Devils are elite
Really niggers? How long will it take for you idiots to see the truth?
>>63460775
Sure thing bruh.
>tfw no beer
>>63460962
Lel, how much do you keks have to throw down for a 12 pack? €50?
>>63461055
Agreed. Finns are shit. Only reason they're kept around is menes. But people are finally realizing they're shit at that.
Don't worry Sverige, we all like you way more than Pekka.
>>63460389
I want to see the yotes win at last once in my lifetime. Then I can die peacefully.
>>63461018
Idk i always buy 24 pack its 20-25€
>>63460949
>one good line
>3 meme lines
Literally just a shittier version of the Penguins
>Elite
My sides
>>63460930
I'm here hi
>>63460962
>tfw bought €40 worth of beer today
Hey /hoc/
I want to watch some hockey tonight but the Jest aren't playing, what's a good game to watch?
>>63461212
Sparkle Dogs vs The Keks.
>>63461205
So that's like 400 kronor?
>>63461237
Wait. I put Keks. Not keks.. wtf
>>63461212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R3FwRYGEVM
>>63461237
how about you recommend me something without using meme speak?
>>63461239
Yep.
>>63461263
Yotes Ducks game
>>63461255
Hah I can't put c u c k s...
>Be U.S.J.W Citizen
>The year is 2080
>The great privilege check of 2016 banned every all male sports teams
>perfectly healthy 450 kg Traffic Cone-kin drafted 1st overall by the Chicago Transhawks
>only transnigger gender-fluidkins can represent team America but an exception is made for Traffic Cone's
>opening faceoff
>Corey McDavid wins the puck off the draw
>Passes it off to Dylan Keith
>Keith springs Samuel Crosby on a breakaway and scores
>Juanita-Moonkin Quick removes helmet
>"RAAAAAPPPPPEEEEE"
>Referee pulls out Obamacare privlidge checker, deems team Canada to be oppressive against the U.S.J.W team
>Olympic chairxhe Lataydesha transotherkin African-queen fewomyn bans Canada from the tournament
And that my friends is how Americaitlyns won their second gold medal
>>63461266
>autistic Norgeboo
Fuck off t b h
>>63461331
There is still many wins that warm my heart
Raccoons confirmed for hot new meme. Video proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7Mzi8GYsE
>>63461337
I like how you're acting as if the offspring of current "Canadian" players aren't going to be American
In 2080 Canada will be black
>>63461382
I would have said, "that's good to hear" or something like that if I didn't know that some of them were against Sweden.
>>63460962
its too early in the week to be drinking finland
>>63461404
Jokes on you, it's my friday.
>>63461416
....what the heck???
More proof raccoon has passed the meme test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_xZOmTJV-Q
>>63461402
1995 perkele den glider in :^)
>>63461432
Finland is always 3 days behind the rest of the world.
When you think about it, finnish goaltending makes a lot more sense.
>>63461432
Work changed to rotating schedules. 5 days a week, 40 hours, but now I work friday to tuesday.
Why won't they sentence him?
>>63461260
I went to a couple NCAA girl soccer matches and the qt goalies were always high test alphas barking orders at the top if their lungs it made my dick hard TBQH
>>63461400
they are going to be chinks and pakis lad
>>63461464
sooner or later you're gonna end up tied up while a bitch stomps on your testicles.
Which is fine, do what you want fameroo.
>>63461443
rreeeeeeeeeee
>>63461460
I really really like this pic posting it to /r/hockey now
>>63461400
Sorry bud, we are ruled by a White man unlike you we aren't c u c k e d into taking orders by blackie like you, its 2015 my 63% white friend
>>63461475
Aye, lad
>>63461464
I used to referee girl's U19s back in the day. Shit was sportsbra tastic. I dated a bunch of players. it was the life and I got paid in cash to do it.
last time i got drunk on a monday i ended up taking a shit in my backyard because my roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour. i went outside and went behind our garage and took a nasty smelly shit and then the next day my landlord for the first time since we moved in randomly decided he needed a wooden pallet that was back there and he thought it was coyote shit and went and spent hundreds of dollars on traps and new trashcan's with locks on them and i just kept telling him thank you thats really scary that theres coyotes getting in here
>>63461494
>We aren't c u ck ed into taking orders
>"it's 2015"
hahahahahaa
>>63461506
>It's 2015 and Americaitlyns are ruled by a black man
>>63461380
why bully?
>>63461494
Oh it IS 2015 that's right, one year before your government imposed gay marriage
You and your husband can want the laffs rebuild until you're 90
>>63461382
I remember getting wild at the World Junior when it was in Vancouver. The Bronze medal game between Fins and US was crazy. Canada had Finlands back back then.
>>63461494
>white "feminist"
>pulling pack troops from fighting ISIS who are actually behading bitches and throwing acid in their faces for reading
>>63461505
hahaha
>>63461526
obanga is 50% white his mom is a coalburning whore whose nigger bucks left after he was born though (hi NSA)
>>63461395
>bears
>bruins colours
>>63461526
>prime minister chooses cabinet simply because it is the current year.
>>63461556
His pigment is black, he's therefore black. Nice try OIDF.
>>63457973
Watch the Kings. They're a big physical team that grind down other teams.
>>63461460
>you will never be this butthurt
>>63461491
post reactions
>>63457973
Daily reminder the Ass are lead by this keking swede kuk
>>63461582
Why the hate
>>63461558
This was a Canadian cartoon in the 80s-90s. Not bad actually, the raccoons were kind of chill environmentalists and the angry pink guy was a polluter guy whose son chilled out with the raccoons.
It had a slammin 1980s theme song too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usFFKNRB2z8
>>63459178
Lundpads never cups
>>63459178
Pads too big
>>63461601
>
>>63459178
>King
>no ring
>>63459178
powerful semen demons
>>63459675
>mfw Edmonton still doesn't draft a potential number one defenseman
Hello lads, I'm new to /hoc/
They opened a skating rink with a hockey pitch and my m9s and I want to learn the game
>>63461671
>pitch
fuck off nigger
>>63461671
fuck off were full
>>63459675
FUGG :DDDD
>>63461671
Good luck and have fun.
>>63461671
Are you related to Leon Draisaitl?
>>63461668
>Edmonton
>Defense
Wait how is Matthew Tkachuk playing in the OHL if Missouri is west of the Mississippi? Shouldn't he be in the Dub?
>>63461671
get out of here you smelly brown turdperson. your monkey paws wouldnt fit into an ice skate which is expertly crafted to fit the white man's slim, delicate, articulated, refined foot. even balcks who play hockey have to have special ice skates made so their wide feet with giant toes for grasping canopies can fit in them. the game moves too fast for your peanut sized brain to comprehend
>>63461526
>america is legitimately backing a man who's so stupid he's got more in unpaid loans and bankrupcy then he would've made if he'd just sat on his money.
>b-but a least he's not b-black!
>>63461720
no
>>63461708
thanks
>>63461700
>>63461703
>>63461742
i'm white
>>63461627
she's actually quite qt apart from that 80's haircut desu
>>63461720
Imagine a Boys From Brazil type movie where they make a hockey team out of hitler clones.
meme
>>63461774
oh ok. i hope you have fun and enjoy the game
>>63461671
Lrn2 skate and listen to Don Cherry ranting
>>63461491
post link desu
>>63461774
>I'm white
Your flag says otherwise
i havet had sex in over 4 years
>>63461839
I believe you.
>>63460183
These are all horseshit.
East:
1. Canadiens
2. Craps
3. Blots
4. Rags
5. Pens
6. Sens
7. Isles
8. Broons
West:
1. Stars
2. Wild
3. Blues
4. Keks
5. Preds
6. Kongs
7. Sharts
8. Jest
>>63461873
the las sexual encounter i had was last year. i got really drunk and a emo girl from a concert tugged on my stinky little pecker until i dribbled out a pathetic watery cum. i was so drunk i was trying not to barf when it was happening
Guess what's for dinner
>>63461898
Correction: West 4. Keks
>>63461839
At least you're not a virgin (I assume you're older than 5)
>>63461899
I had a Sunday night quicky with the Mrs. Being married can kill the spontaneity, but sure makes the sex less effort. Chin up lads. One day you will be an oldfag like me posting from an office job on the 16th floor and sex on the regular.
>>63460183
>ruins, wongs making it over the debbies
'no'
>>63461917
>mexifats
one game night REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63461962
The sex is definitely less effort when married.
>lets have sex
>ok
Then it's over 10 minutes later.
>>63461989
>it starts 4 in the morning
DOUBLE REEEEEEEEEE
>>63462017
>it features the phoenix coyotes
Does anyone ever have good streams for the DEL games when they are on? I can't ever find one.
>>63462010
>10 minutes
have you checked for horns kekhold
>>63461962
im 29 and i wa married for 2 years. it looks just like the nice guy finishes last, and its me. the world keep spinning and its me, this guy left here with an empty pocket full of dreams. jut a guy on the run, like a stray damn dog. well im sleeping with the trash and eating scraps boys. if it aint broke dont fix it they say well its gay. and i'm the nigger.
>>63458799
Bring it on, you fat fucks.
is this relevant anymore? The bruins know they're shit, now, right?
>>63462030
>>63462061
Wrong gif tbqh
>>63459178
what
a
joke
>>63462070
Lmao what
>>63462070
desu senpai a lot of men commit suicide because they think there's no help available for them and they gotta act hard all the time. You sound depressed.
Get a couple drinks into you, chat up some lasses and see where the night goes. Do a little bit of coke, fuck it.
If that doesn't work, see a mental health professional and get sorted.
>>63462089
>tfw no scandinavian QT
>long ass day tomorrow
>want to watch yotes game
it sure will be enough to sleep 3 hours r-right?
>>63462125
>skate skate skate
Pretty solid advice tbqh
>>63462125
TFW no kiira korpi
>>63462125
tfw no asian gf
here it allcomes back to it. just one man by himself. you cant pick the hand you get in poker and i cant pick the man i get in life, which is myself.
>>63462143
Shoulda gone to bed early
>>63462143
No, go sleep.
>yotes
ODR season is almost upon us lads!
>>63462161
You are never a finished product - you get to temper and sharpen yourself, but only if you put the work in mate.
>>63462169
was rampantly shitposting on /int/ and time flew by
>>63462171
>not cheering for the best swede in the game
S
M
H
>>63462197
>to "cheer" for someone you must watch all their games
>>63462175
>tfw your country doesnt give a shit about hockey
>>63462197
>best swede in the game
>>63462228
Hockey feels incoming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVs_TZOZD0w
>>63462175
My body is ready.
hockey is so gay
>>63462306
Fuck off Brendan
Is Frans Nielsen better than Filip Forsberg?
>>63457696
>le ebin hockey iq meme
Hey Einstein, your soft-handed playmaker pogs can't even function properly without the heavy lifting grunts in the third and fourth line. Some respect pls, we already do the hockey iq shit in the big rink. Pic related, a tender and caring family man.
rgds, the one and only supi poster
>>63462306
>>63462329
>>63462345
>all 3 replies defending hockey are from moosefuckers
kek'd
Lel which one of you was this
>>63462448
A for Arab
>>63462418
fuck off to reddit and stay there
>>63462241
thats not Kronwall
>Female hockey fans
>Not a whore or a dyke
>>63462486
thats because he said best swede not gooniest swede
>>63462479
I've been on /hoc/ far longer than you have faggot.
Smell my nuts :^)
>>63462418
>>63462479
some reddit fag was arguing some NHLer could turn tranny take tranny drugs and still compete to make the sport more incisive
>>63462497
goons just beat people up Kronwall is a master at KO force 100% legal hits
>>63462499
fuckin normies
>>63462565
i can be your gf anon
>>63462499
fuck off to reddit and stay there
tfw no preds gf
>>63462589
>He wasn't even here for the Riots and Police Scanners
smell
my
nuts
kid
>>63462601
fuck off to reddit and stay there
>>63462488
confirmed by kane dubs
>>63462607
>Any level of autism
>Impossible for /hoc/
This your first season Gordo?
>>63462507
Johnny hockey then, he shore do got a purty mouth.
>>63462647
I really love /hoc/. I got into hockey more so I could post like a retard on here rather than any actual desire to watch the sport
>>63462488
I new a lot of qt mormons who loved hockey because of how white it was
>>63462647
I think there was a thread a while ago, but I forget. Who's the most autistic player in the NHL?
>>63462696
>mormons
the only good part of mormonism was the racism and they're abandoning that now too. lel
>>63462714
I don't even use Reddit, you fucking pleb.
>>63462729
fuck off to reddit and stay there
does anyone have the post where some autist wrote "the finnish olympic team" and all the players names were like fart and shit jokes lol pls
>>63462706
Jimmy Howard has Aspergers legit, turns out.
>>63462760
You sure it's not a touch of the Downs? He definitely has retard strength on shots.
tfw no kings gf
>>63462786
Holy shit, you're right. I never thought about that...
>>63462788
That hair color
that best before date
>>63462786
Is Dustin Brown autistic or is it just his speech impediment
Went to Hockey training lads
>>63462808
He used to have a bad lisp until Avery bullied him into becoming a multiple time champ and award winning captain
>>63462815
fuck off to reddit and stay there
>>63462815
Write a blogpost about it m8
>>63462597
I made my wife a preds fan. Shit was easy. Just take her to games. Her interest is only passive but she at least listens and tries to inform herself.
>>63462815
Should we look for you in the nest draft m8?
>>63462798
For real look at this gif and tell me he doesn't have an extra chromosome
https://postmediaprovince.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/phil-kessel-smelling-salts.gif?w=460&h=257
>>63462834
Nice, you got a good wife.
>>63462836
fuck off to reddit and stay there
>>63462866
fuck off to reddit and stay there
>>63462834
>preds fan on sp
>implying they exist
>>63462869
>getting this butthurt about phil kessel
I love the nigga, stop being a pussy blasted pens fan.
>>63462852
She supports my hockey playing interest too, even though it can get expensive, she's pretty cool. She also is willing to go to the rink with me for free skating which is nice.
>>63462900
Nigga, my dog has a preds blanket and a preds shirt.
>rags
>>63462897
No you fuck off to Reddit
>>63462901
Oh, hes a pens fan? That actually makes sense
>>63462925
fuck off to reddit and stay there
Where are the memes
>>63462953
I think it's the drunk ass guy from before just shitposting now.
>>63462938
>>63463002
fuck off to reddit and stay there
This thread needs more dog
>>63463007
>mad
>at memes
>>63463015
fuck off to reddit and stay there
>>63463011
Does anyone here play Hockey?
>>63462786
>Jimmy Howard has Aspergers legit, turns out.
Got a source? Also that's basically the norm for goalies anyways. They're all autistic weirdos.
Daily reminder that the German national jerseys have an inverted odal rune on them. Odal rune signifies heritage.
Leon Reichsaitl will rise.
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
>>63463051
praise be to dog
>>63463024
What does that have to do with memes?>>63463059
Give us this day our daily memes and lead us not into reddit
>>63463024
>sp
>physical activity
>>63458536
I don't care about the fight, it's the fucking showboating afterward that's gonna net him a concussion in the near future by someone.
>>63460007
>No Bruins
Dropped
Finns are stupid.
>>63463178
What makes you think they will make it?
What happened to thread? Where is everyone?
>>63463660
they fucked off to reddit and stayed there
>>63463660
im watching videos about dumb fucking SJW shit. it's making my piss boil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1pBCf5-8pw
>>63463660
I'm playing rocket league
Can someone explain the dog meme to me? I've been lurking /hoc/ for about a month now and still haven't figured it out
> Hall of Fame
>women's hockey
y
so what games are up tonight?
>>63463839
it's literal autism in its purest form.
>>63462933
how was it? how old are you?
>>63463944
>mad at dog
>>63462499
lel, that was funny
>>63463839
literally exactly what it looks like. one autistic guy spamming one clipart dog
it started as some canadian loser posting it nonstop until he felt it was successfully forced. the rest is history tbqh
Has anyone seen my dog?
>>63462089
what does the title of the wrong gif mean?
>>63464089
he went out on the town tonight f am
>>63463944
>canada booty bothered by american heroes
Typical
>>63462913
Proof preds fans are bitches
Anyone know where to watch the Canada-Russia series tonight?
>rabs
who /CANADA/RUSSIA super series/ here?
>raks
>babkek will fix everything!
>it was all carlyle's fault!
>kessel was a locker room cancer!
>>63465198
>Taking a penalty in OVERTIME and getting meme'd on hard
>>63464989
did anyone ever do the entire bible in /hoc/ memes yet
>>63465291
Someone should
>>63465231
>needing a powerplay to beat the NHL 2015-16 OT Loss Champions
>devlels
>>63465291
I think we just have that and this one.
Canada-Russia series stream where?
>>63465441
Some guy took a bunch of passages and made them /hoc/ related though
>>63465488
>lex's mugshot
10/10
I wonder if he and Kane are related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kap8go6xpuM
>you will never score a teddy bear toss goal
>>63465482
this please
>>63465613
>tfw your local ljunior team got shutout in their teddy bear toss game once
>>63465702
wtf did people do then just throw them after the match ends?
>>63465702
>tfw your local WHL doesn't suck
feels good.
Dog 25:17
The path of the righteous meme is beset on all sides by the inequities of the jannies and the tyranny of autists. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds /hoc/ through the valley of darkness, for he is truly a meme master and the finder of dank memes. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who are mad at memes. And you will know my name is dog when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
>>63462175
God damn I can't fucking wait
>tfw when 4 outdoor rinks with 2 miles of my house
> 1 is even refrigerated
Holy fuck get colder St. Paul
running out of dogs desu, anyone got any beans?
>>63465852
>tfw your state doesn't have the climate for outdoor hockey
Fuck my life. All I want is to play pond or pickup hockey on a real pond/lake/whatever.
>tfw I was the one who forced dog
>>63465897
For the last fucking time, beanman is an offseason mene only. Post at your own risk, because I have the meme police on hold right now. And I assure you, they are monitoring this thread.
>>63466000
fight me
>>63465968
I dont get it is the Atlantic also fucking canada
>>63465949
>implying it was one person
dog is all of us
>>63465949
Why a clip art dog
>>63466083
nah senpai I discovered dog and forced it
>>63466145
why Bo sheep?
why a clip art pig?
why a bean?
why a smuk_frok?
why a green monkey?
why not?
>cat posting will never be a meme
>>63466250
Why Seth jones
>>63466210
Non gay new thread no homo
ayy lmao
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