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End of day 4
No more Joe Burns at Short Leg edition
Aus 4/556d & 4/262d
NZ 317 & 3/142
poopeelia on pooicide watch
is this the worst /cric/ thread of all time?
3rd for Poo Peeland on Poopeeicide watch
4th for sharia law
wew lads
this is literally the perfect drive
bane isn't human
8th for /a/
Anyone else seen this "A-League Memes" Facebook group showing up on their feed?
It's literally just one Shitney FC fan who posts any pro-Sydney FC images/memes and ignores any anti-Sydney FC images/memes.
Requesting more big brother WebMs
>>63413013
fucking glorious
>>63413013
If you want to be really critical he falls over ever too slightly.
I'm sure Michael Hussey would have some similar to this.
AB is handy with the bat
>>63413004
beardy on pooicide watch
front foot > back foot
>>63413024
Poostermans alive?
>>63413024
A-league memes is pretty GOAT mate, wouldn't say they only post sydney stuff either, they have admins from multiple teams afaik
>>63413056
Nah he pooicided
was chris martin the best batsmen of all time?
>>63413024
>being friends with a league fans
'no'
>>63413013
>>63413015
these two shots complement each other perfectly
tfw on my iphone and cant see these ebin webms
>>63413074
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_NsFh-Z4aE
>>63413074
Chris Martin is a singer in the popular The Bends-era Radiohead cover band Coldplay m8
>>63413088
sorry bsa
>>63413089
never gets old
>>63413087
>correctly using 'complement'
based
>>63413089
I love sports that force players to do things they aren't good at
I think American sports miss this a lot of the time. Like you hardly ever see Peyton Manning make a tackle or have to kick the ball but cricket and rugby forces players into uncomfortable spots a lot
instead of using a pink ball, why can't teams change into coloured outfits around 6pm and then use a white ball like a ODI?
is that you warnie?
>>63413126
hahaha fuck that'd piss so many people off
>>63413126
drtty dumb desu
>>63413111
Thanks for the complement
is this the best review of all time?
>>63413157
still think it was going down leg
hawkeye isn't infallible
>>63413126
losers like daniel would sperg out
>>63413148
*eye twitches*
back the fuck off??!!
>>63413164
>muh daniel
fuck you Kiwi freshcunt posters are so tedious
>>63413170
Go back to facebook and reddit
>>63413175
yawn
another post by the same freshcunt PP
anyone still watching these
>>63413183
Been here since the CWC la'. I'm not fresh.
Perhaps you should return to FB & R
>>63413192
yawn
the PP freshie is still posting
>>63413185
yes
>tfw have some cricket stuff that I only have gifs of
>>63413185
yes
keep going lad, best thing in /cric/ all week
>>63413185
Yes lad
>>63413206
I genuinely think >we could have won the ashes with him
>>63413138
>>63413141
>>63413164
its better than the inevitable whining when a team collapses and complains they couldn't see because of the ball
at least this takes their excuses away
ellyse
do aussies/brits care more about the ashes than the world cup?
post more big brother wembs lad
>>63413235
I only had those 2
>>63413237
but y tho
gotta pick all our part timers for uae :^)
>>63413253
tests are better than ODIs
>>63413185
yeah lad I am
>>63413254
How fast are these guys throwing?
>>63413266
t20>odi>test
>>63413228
Why is their a gatorade chilly bin on the field?
>>63413279
bowling* at about 75km/h?
>nice leave watto
>>63413253
More history and it's the better form of the game
nice cut in on this one
when the memes end
love me some pakistani quicks
>>63413334
why are Paki quicks so GOAT and Indian quicks so shit?
Reminder than women's softball players in the US throw harder than these guys
misbah wallop
>>63413338
It's mainly a cultural thing I think.
It's also weird that out of all the Pakis I have met they naturally seem to have stronger arms than their Indian counterparts
>>63413340
Throwing is against the rules
>>63413338
Manlets and there hasn't been any good paceman to make kids want to bowl fast
>>63413338
culture
pakis idolize bowlers and indians idolise batsmen
>>63413342
that's some top tier camera work
>>63413352
That would actually require them to be physically gifted then
bowled by the replacement black man
>>63413338
indian pitches are dead and extremely batting friendly and nothing in there for pace bowlers. plus indians are manlets
>>63413004
>no /bbau/ this year
>>63413379
Why don't the Proteas have black player quotas like the boks?
>>63413401
they do dont they?
>based rhyno
>>63413401
They do, I think hence why KP moved to England to avoid them because he spoke out against it.
Ntini and Philander were/are good bowlers, though.
>>63413401
Because no blacks play cricket and it cost them KP
>>63413409
>>63413418
Do they have to be on the field or can they just be in the squad? I feel like all of their players are pretty white.
I remember hearing Philander isn't really good enough to be there or something though.
on that note, why doesn't KP join the South African test team?
Is it because they'd bully him about his ECB tattoo?
>>63413113
>he didn't watch the hack-a-bowl Clippers-Rockets series last year
>>63413441
It's unofficial, but their board considers race when selecting, which is fundamentally racist but whatever
i'm the best batsmen in the world :^)
>>63413466
nah but desu he's pretty good
in an alternate universe memeswell wasn't there to catch the ball one handed
alright lads this is my last one i better go study
i think this was an improvement from the usual late night /cric/
>>63413013
>picture perfect technique
>zero unorthodox chokes
>no technical weaknesses
>chokes in WC finals
LITERALLY the new Tendulkar.
>>63413055
congradgelation kankaroos
>>63413126
Holy shit, that's a brilliant idea.
White balls are only usable these days for about 30 overs, so use them in the evening session.
They should just have used Pink Duke balls for the D/N test tbhonest. Would be hilarious to see everyone try to see that shit. Match would be over in 2 days.
>>63413401
they do
>>63413552
That 20 year old lad is literally the only non-white on their team
>>63413564
>duminy
>philander
>tahir
>amla
>>63413564
all non-whites count so subcontinentals like tahir and amla get in
rabada is a real find
>>63413401
They do in domestic cricket. It's more of a soft/unofficial quota at international level.
>>63413564
>Amla
>Imran Tahir
>Duminy
>Behardien
>""""""""white"""""""
>>63413289
>chilly bin
kek
KEK
>>63413306
you got Bishoo to Haddin?
>>63413441
There has to be 4 coloured players in the XI
Thing is, Philander, Duminy, Amla all count as coloured so that's three right there
>>63413458
false, after the CWC it was confirmed it is no longer unofficial and is now practised by the national team
that is why Philander played the CWC semi-final when he was unfit
>>63413622
Behardien is literally racial quota: the player
no way he even gets a look in at the team if he isnt a Paki
Duminy has also probably got a few more Test caps than he otherwise would because of the quota
>>63413653
Agreed, he and Parnell are absolute spuds but I've kept an eye on South Africa after the World Cup and Behardien's actually doing alright.
Can I get a 'wew lad'
>>63413664
desu I didn't realise South Africa had that many Pakis. Might look up why the Brits hauled Pakis to Shit Efrica
They're probably lucky they have a racial minority that can actually into cricket so that they don't end up with complete meme players in their team like the Springboks do
>63413673
wew lad
>>63413192
>Been here since the CWC la'. I'm not fresh
>>63413674
South Africa is literally Brazil-tier in terms of diversity.
>>63413678
YOU just demonstrated YOUR complete ignorance of the deep, multifaceted post-ironic and meta humour employed in that post, exposing YOU as a seething armchair cricket casual fresh off the boat from reddit
>tfw I will miss most of the 2nd Test because I have to travel for work
this day/night Test shit is GOAT tho cus I'll atleast see the final session.
all the Tests except Perth/Boxing Day/New Years will be Day/Nights within a few years
lads have I gone crazy or are Pakistan UNIRONICALLY one of the best test nations right now?
>>63413699
I really, genuinely hope the pink ball doesn't fail
Day night tests could be the best thing to happen to the sport in years
>>63413704
eh not really
They have world-class spinner and a few batsman who are good in Asia
They'll get exposed next year because they're travelling to Englel & AUS
But they're the best of the Asian cunts
>>63413704
"home" team advantage tqbh, but yes.
If they bring back Amir they'll probably have the most well-balanced attack in the world. But most of their batsmen apart from Younis and Misbah have shit-tier techniques that will get exposed outside babby slow tracks.
They're touring England next year and I suspect most of the team will be even worse than Australia at playing the moving ball. But hopefully the bowlers make a game out of it because >English batting.
so when is the pink ball test?
>>63413713
>I really, genuinely hope the pink ball doesn't fail
it probably will be for a year or two
Remember DRS was a complete cancer when it was first introduced but it came good
but yeah all the daniel-tier cricket autists will just whinge anyway because they hate any sort of change
What really fucking bothers me about test cricket is when teams wear whites instead of creams.
This Pee Pooland series is unironically the most aesthetic test series right now, purely because it doesn't involve any disgusting white uniforms
>>63413725
Misbah is unironically in his 40's, Younis is about to turn 38
The Pakistan meme is about to end. Shafiq is their only decent bat and he hasnt been tested in non-Asian conditions
Umar Akmal will unironically be back in the Test side soon
>>63413772
Azhar Ali ain't too bad tbf. I think they'll pick Fawad Amal over Akmal but the Paki selectors are fucking idiots who unironically picked Younis Khan for the pyjama cricket series against England.
>>63413753
exactly the sort of fedora purist autism referred in >>63413729
>>63413753
I like the blueish white of the english kit
>>63413790
>but the Paki selectors are fucking idiots who unironically picked Younis Khan for the pyjama cricket series against England
I noticed that
kek
KEK
>>63413726
november 27
reminder "mr nice guy" memecullum not only failed to report Cairns' match fixing, but actively considered taking part in it
BSA here, get it together cunts, your baseball commentator is shit
lads
I think Tony Cozier might literally be close to the point of offing himself
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/938419.html
>>63413863
wot
>>63413856
He told le glasses man straight away.
Going straight to the authorities to dob in a mate is a fuckwit move.
>>63413864
>www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/938419.html
Is he diddling kids like Peter Roebuck?
>>63413885
is international baseball like "international" Rugby Lelgue?
>>63413908
in that it's irrelevant sure
but a lot more countries play baseball at a high level
but only japan and korea have even close to their best teams in this thing
the WBC is a bit better but still a meme tournament with no good pitchers and meme rules
>>63413923
but isnt baseball the number sport in Japan and all the spic countries?
could you just create a World team out of them and have them face America? Or would that not be competitive?
>>63413939
Japan are literally pathetic at sport
They take divegrass incredibly seriously too and get btfo by >us in the Asian Cup every time when it's just a wog meme here
>>63413962
they were the superior team and just choked on their chances tbf
Question to the australians:
What do you think about the 'australians saying cunt' stereotype? Do you support it or it's just another american meme about foreigners that gets repeated way too often (like canadians saying I'm sorry).
>>63413024
>It's literally just one Shitney FC fan who posts any pro-Sydney FC images/memes and ignores any anti-Sydney FC images/memes.
Literally a replica of NRL memes, posts pro Roosters shit but hides anti Roosters and pro Souths shit. Cunt is a Paki too
>>63413971
>this flag
>this topic
Reminder that >we are the Champions of your "continent" despite the fact that we are not even on your "continent" and we dont give a shit about wogball anyway
literally kucked
>>63413939
that would probably be a pretty even matchup over a longer series
the nature of baseball makes it that in a single game even a meme team like the Netherlands or Taipei can beat the best team USA can possibly offer, so something like that is unnecessary, there are about 10 countries that can realistically the WBC in it's current format, though the US would definitely be the favorites with their full team
The asian teams were the only ones that really took the 1st and 2nd WBCs seriously, and Japan won both
the caribbean teams took it a bit more seriously in the 3rd WBC though still lacking most of their best pitchers, and the japanese team stopped using MLB players. DR won
>>63413979
It's a bit of a class thing. If you're out of the main CBD and around blue collar workers, they'll say it all the time as an insult and a compliment, but people with an above average income tend not to say it at all
>>63414018
And so yeah, it's generally accurate although a bit overstated
>>63413979
I was shocked when I first found out it was an offensive word in america
ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
"What a shitcunt" transcends socioeconomic status or gender
casual reminder that I am "literally" getting my dick sucked as I type this post.
>>63414064
Hey Convict's wife, can you tell us what happened to Convict?
>>63414064
Who's this newfag?
>>63414064
will he swallow? how much did you pay him?
>>63414072
wish I knew. That dickhead was great quality, especially his delusion about his shitstain of a club and his fantasy sports gimmicks.
>>63413985
Wouldn't be surprised if it's the same guy.
>>63413338
at least here they tend to be much taller/stronger on average, I guess you need that to bowl
>>63414106
she's a girl mate. Here I will allow you to provide your own rating.
>>63414199
The rating is not high
>>63414199
>objective 8/10
w e w lad
>>63414199
>this is an objective 8/10 is Malaysia
>>63413530
He even loses after his team can't build off his century
>>63413979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c
no need for the hate, I know you're all butthurt
>>63414251
>those huge fucking cheeks
It's just getting worse lad
>>63414251
She just wants a visa off you so she can escape the objective shithole of Malaysia
You are literally a pawn in her ultimate end game
>>63413351
Indians always seem to be skinny twinks.
>>63414251
4/10 if im honest
whatever happened to walkbro? did he go into normie status?
>>63414325
i think he got bullied the fuck out
Who currently in the Australian team has a career that you are excited to watch unfold?
>>63414251
Congrats lad. You got yourself a 6/10 Asian gf. They're literally a diamond dozen in Auckland or Sydney desu
>>63414365
Mitch Marsh, Bushman and Warner
I guess Hazelwood and Smith, but I don't think they'll develop as well
Outside of the team I unironically believe that Bancroft is going to be a future GOAT opener
>>63414379
If they're so common why can't I get one?
>>63414325
He ascended back to heaven as his work driving out the tripcunts was done.
>>63414365
Best Marsh for sure. Hazlewood has potential too
>>63414390
assuming you're a 5/10 at least just talk to them, don't force conversations just let it organically grow, remember most asian guys are huge betas so if you're a tiny bit charismatic you'll seem like a athletic 20 yo french guy seems to a divorced middle age woman
>>63414365
Obviously best marsh and Hazelwood have potential
Warner's gradually becoming more and more mature, and I feel like getting made vice captain is only going to improve his batting
Although he's not playing because of injury, Cummins is another one to watch
>>63414447
forgot pic related
at the same time why are so many guys enfatuated with asian girls. they're all so boring
is the non-Asian cricketing world ever going to get a decent spinner again lads?
There's LITERALLY none in >our pipeline, in New Zealand's or in England's. I don't know about South Africa, but I'd be genuinely surprised if there were any there either.
>>63414529
Agar and SOK?
>>63414529
lyon is breddy good
>>63414538
>Agar
O'Keefe is okay, but not great
>>63414529
It's weird cause you reckon the guys who grew up watching Warne would be coming through for you now
>>63414561
Exactly, but instead >we got Krezja, Smith, Doherty and Agar, who are all literal trash at spin
>>63414561
All the guys who emulated Warne are all alcoholics and fuccbois
>>63413338
Allah is the secret to good inswingers
>>63414471
When is Cummins not injured?
Will England beat Hong Kong in the tour match
>>63414957
Will England is a cigarette brand mate
>>63414251
how big was his dick m8?
>>63414547
I saw him play for the "world XI" against Nepal in KL a while back. Literally didn't event look threatening against their meme batting line-up.
>>63413856
>not joking about crime with your mates
friendless loser detected
>>63414281
>Indonesian flag
>Malaysia
How bad is your autism Daniel?
>>63414295
>implying
>>63415095
thnx for the informative post murrica
>>63414594
kreja wasn't to bad, either was hauritz. XD does alright in ODI's but doesn't flight it or spin it enough to be a world beater. I thought Casson could have been legit except he went and had heart problems. Beer, mcgain, Agar, and white were all memes desu.
>>63415128
No problem Abu.
>>63415062
Agar or O'keefe?
>>63415134
Fuck, I forgot how many of "the next Shane Warne"s >we went through
Spin just seems like that area every team off the subcontinent is doomed to be shit at
>>63415186
O'keefe. The other meme player Stoinis was there too.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11541993
>unironically comparing it to 26 all out
Does Australia also have clickbait shit-tier casual """""sports writers""""" like Chris Rattue?
This LITERALLY isn't even >our worst performance at the Gabba. That would be when >we unironically let McGrath score 50
We LITERALLY got >our asses whooped in the first UAE test as well as in England, but finished strong. Writing off an entire series after 1 (ONE) test, especially after the way New Zealand have toured over the last couple of years is the calling card of a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual.
>>63415321
all ours news is clickb8 m8
>on a 4 lane road
>in the 2nd lane from the right
>car in the 3rd lane from the right TRIES TO TURN RIGHT FROM THAT LANE
>crashes into me
>all because i went to buy a kinder surprise from the petrol station
>>63415321
It wasn't even that bad, Kane was batting well, Taylor and Guptill remembered how to bat in the second innings and Southee was bowling well.
Boult was shit, but that could be because he wasn't used to the Gabba
>>63415474
how bad is it senpai?
>>63415474
My car's getting repaired right now after some guy changed lanes into me without checking his blindspot
I honestly don't mind too much though, since they're replacing the whole door and that will get rid of all the scratches that were there when I bought it.
Thank god for third party insurance
>>63415474
he's a cunt for crashing into you but you're a muppet for wanting a kinder surprise
>>63416219
are you....
...surprised?
LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
>>63417754
A bit early there
>>63413013
>swings straight down the line of the ball
>entirely played with the top hand
>reads the bounce perfectly
>impeccable footwork
>perfectly timed
>straight out the middle
I don't think I've ever seen a shot that fucking clean in my life, Kane is literally elite
>>63413037
>curries losing their minds in the stands
>yfw you get a (You)
>le epic potential man Rashid in 5 years
can't wait to dominate the Ashes for 15 years 2bh
>>63415502
>It wasn't that bad
>Concede more than 6 an over for 42 overs (almost 5 an over across both innings)
>Allow solid first class batsman with uncertain futures at international level to smash chanceless centuries
It's pretty damn poor when you consider supporters of both sides had agreed NZ would have 6-7 players featuring in a combined XI.
Daniel WILL defend this
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england-v-pakistan-2016/content/story/938581.html?CMP=chrome
>>63413013
Fucking beautiful sempai
>>63434779
Why would I? It's a dick move, straight up.]
I was the guy shilling for the warm up games in england to be replaced with proper FC games against Ireland and Scotland
>>63434686
a b s o l u t e m a d m a n
>supposed to have job agency appointment today
>not gonna go
>gonna call up in 2 weeks and say I forgot
>mfw been doing this for six months
Who /centrelinklife/ here?
>>63437283
>>63437544
>poopeelians
No wonder you need to import Kiwis to do all of the work.
>>63437781
there are hardly any jobs anyway it's just bureaucratic shit
Here's today's forecast unless anyone from Brisbane can confirm rain
>>63438186
I'm in Woolloongabba right now. It's pissing down.
Is the nzherald Richie McCaw's personal blog?
http://www.radiosport.co.nz/sport-news/cricket/neesham-ruled-out-of-tour/
>McClenaghan UNIRONICALLY in a test squad
J U S T
U
S
T
>when starc bowled memecullum
literally came
>>63434779
Fucking disgusting 2bh
Honestly makes Englel getting embarassed in WC so worth it.
>>63434779
>>63436991
>>63439544
England only fielded 11 players as per standard. It was Hong Kong which was allowed to field 13 in order to give their players more experience. They wanted it to be a non-official practice game just as much tbqh
any of you cunts know what time fallout 4 will be available on the psn store?
>>63439651
That's so fucked. And the ECB(the second wealthiest board) actually had the balls to claim that they couldn't pay the players enough for this to be an official ODI.
>watching football
>realize cricket is way more interesting
Nfl is dying senpaitachi
>>63439711
BIG
>>63439762
STRONG
>>63439668
>Bethesda game
>Console
>>63439860
BLACK
lads where are the griget disgussion
>>63439881
not really in the mood to upgrade my pc desu
>FAYLOR
Hahahaha Taylor is so shit!
>gaylor
>Maoris trying to play cricket
>>63439943
I don't know if most people even realised it was going to start this early. It's not normally supposed to start for another 8 minutes.
Yo how many overs left today, i really want nz to survive this
>>63439711
got Colts vs Broncos is on in the backround
>>63440041
when will based elite muscular Western Australian Dean Brownlie get a look-in?
summon rain for new zealand lads
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>63440143
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>>63440143
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>>63440068
/o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
>>63440143
Fuck no I got the washing out.
>>63440076
Same family
>>63440143
There's no stopping the wickeys
>"He's a real line and length bowler"
>>63440143
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
If NZ somehow win this, they'll equal the record set by England against South Africa in the infamous Centurion Test of 2000.
Guptill
Latham
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Santner
Watling
Bracewell
Henry
Wagner
Boult
desu
>>63440299
>he's a wicket taker
>>63440388
Who?
>trying to save a test match
>SR of over 100
McCullum is a walking meme
>>63440418
Just playing his natural game :^)
mccullum will get out this over.
>>63440418
>300 in 160 balls
\o/
>>63440416
every bowler in existence
commentators keep saying this about starc or someone who is expensive but fast
it's like calling a batsmen a run maker
what is wrong with the skin on starcs face?
>>63440418
>not trying to win the match by getting another 300 with a strike rate of 80
>>63440491
>on his day....
reeeee
>>63440299
>He's an effort bowler
why are the seats different colors at the Gabba?
Looks stupid 2bh
last 2 digits will be neesham's score
>>63440697
>doing the job for his country
sabotage
Why are sight-screens so fucking unreliable still? After all this time have we not learned to make a sight-screens that fucking works?
screencap this, nz are gonna draw this with one wicket left and mccullum will be there till the end
>>63440748
to make it look like there are people there
literally
>>63440755
>55
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>>63440813
that's what I thought
>>63440299
>He's a confidence bowler
Usually translate to
>he only takes wickets on favourable pitches
>>63440299
>He really loves to hit the ball
>>63440854
>he's playing his natural game
>Johnson bowling 135 kp/h
Yep statsautist was right, he's done. Bitchwide is a pacebabby. He's nothing bowling like this
Bring in Pattinson when?
>he likes to throw and catch the cricket bat
Neesham really is a walking wicket. If he can't bowl than he should be dropped
>314
Not even that difficult to chase down if McCullum is there for another 25 overs
>>63440925
>statsautist was right, he's done.
Why did you doubt me? After 2 good overs he got bitched out by Kane on his homebabbiest ground.
Unironically think Siddle should play because Hazlewood really can't contain rn
Who /cheeky5ondraw/ here?
bita lolly money lads
>>63440888
>Shane Warne enjoyed bowling
Literally just said this
>>63440972
stop forcing this meme BSA
>>63440973
>Unironically think Siddle should play
when will this meme end?
>>63441039
Unless Bird is fit and there's a better holding bowler, then yes.
He literally got MOTM in the last match he played. I think he's earned at least half as much faith as Bitchwide
>>63440925
>Pattinson
>implying his body can hold up for an entire test
We have a fair bit of bowling talent to pick from, in theory, but none of them are ever healthy for long enough to rely on for a test series.
>>63441018
Well it depends on the pitch too, I don't know how it's doing since i'm not watching. Is there anything for the bowlers?
Thats one consistent rubber
WALLOP
remove Mcccumplum
Can I get a (You) lads?
^
not today
Can I get a (wew) lads?
@63441365
jej
^
wew
I hope these 2 go on to a great partnership allowing NZ to have a chance at winning.
No.63441293
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>>63441014
>always something happening when he's bowling
half hourly reminder that new zealand are going to win
the difference, Tubbs, is that when Bitchwide was doing that to Car Battery he was bowling @ 150 kp/h, not this 135 kp/h powderpuff
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63441541
Uh, I think Tubbs know a little bit more about cricket than you do pal!
>he's just keeping the scoreboard ticking over
>Nathan Lyon
>world-class spinner
pick one, brett
>>63441592
He's unironically shilling a NZ win so i doubt it
imagine if guptill had scored like 50 more runs instead of block meme'ing
>>63441581
Soon to be
>year supply of KFC
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Nathan Lyon's skull facisinates me
If the pitch is such a road then how is Lyon turning the ball so well?
>>63441754
It is his secret to pulling all the ladies at the club desu
>Neeshit
BURNS
>Burns finally took one
>neeshit
THERE'S THE BAT
>johnson is a pace babby
why the fuck does Neesham bat ahead of Watling?
He's fucking horrible. Should be below Craig aswell
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63441855
Literally why did he put his bat on that? Let it go. It was high
what should i wank to
>>63441844
>literally the most pacebabbiest dismissal in existence
>LE FUG LE CHODE GURNS XDXD
You faggots never learn
Its a monday morning you cunts, get a job
>tfw no more Watson
>tfw can't post this and many other things related to Watson
>>63441923
You get a job
fuck lads, just woke up. looks like i missed the beginning of the >collapse
>>63441923
>Not being in higher education
>Not tutoring and being a leech on society
Sux2byum8
Nathan Lyon was relatively normal looking when he started
But he appears to be transforming into an alien
>>63441923
work just called in desu
>tfw on holidays
If Aus get MemeCullum out, is it basically Australia's win?
>>63441954
>>63441961
M8 I'm on a sickie as I'm a public servant
>>63442001
le blocking hobbit keeper is the bigger wicket tbf
>>63442001
Australia has won either way
Even if MemeCullum memes a 200 he will run out of partners
who /inshallahnewzealandwillwin/ here?
>>63441923
why?
this man is a meme
Bitchwide BTFO
fucking hell mccullum get your head in the game
>>63442028
>tfw also cashing in on the public sector of the socialist shithole that is the Australian economy
Good stuff lad
mccullum is such a fucking moron
>the dilapidated building that is the gabba
Le heavy batman strikes again!
>He's a striker of the ball this man!
>Look at NZ summer schedule
>Playing against Sri Lanka and Pakistan just like last summer
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Tbh lads
>126.3 kph
>LE GOHNZON IS SDILL LE GOAD XDXDXD
>Johnson now bowling 125 kp/h
this is getting embarrasing
Will McCullum score another triple century
I legitimately think Mcculum might be a little bit insane
>>63442220
yes
fuck I hate that Hungry jacks slushy ad
reminds me of my fag friend who's a model and has a huge ego
>>63442220
Will McCullum was an Australian photographer lost at sea m8.
>>63442312
Does he have a nice dick?
jesus christ mccullum is crazy
>>63442353
Jesus Christ McCullum is an action-musical performed in the West End m8
will there be an ipl team with abdv and mccullum both in it? ill pay to see that desu
>>63442221
Look into his eyes
You can just tell something is mentally wrong with him
>>63442186
Pakistan are at least respectable at the moment. >We have West Indies to look forward to. Probably a decent chance they'll cancel over a pay dispute anyway.
Which Australian cricketer would you let fuck you?
For me, it would have to be Joe Burns desu
>Neeshit injured
>Ronchi comes in
>unironically
>mfw
Also Kiwishits, what happened to Brownlie? he was your best bat on tour last-time. I would have picked him for that alone and his experience playing in Australia in general
Reminder that Pakistan is awesome
>>63442433
I bet Mitchell Johnson has a small penis
So him
Fucking love Kate Bush desu lads
Hi
Marsh looks like Boult at a glance Tbh
>>63442449
>unironically
how strong is the kiwi tail? i know southee can meme it up a bit but what about the rest
>>63442480
There are few things that I find funnier than foreigners abusing each other in 7/10 english
>>63442590
>He doesn't understand memespeak
LITERALLY get the fuck out
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>>63442632
>Literally
>>63442632
>LITERALLY
absolute madmeme
HAHAHAHAHA
>Mcmememan
>>63442602
Apparently Blowjob Watling can hold a bat, but from there on it's a genuine tail.
what the fuck is he even doing
Right on the helmet
>advancing down the pitch at a bouncer
Moron
A girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die. so she was going to have ovary implants surgery. When the day was that she was having her surgery she said goodbye to her family and told her boyfriend she loved him. She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured. She saw her family then asked where her boyfriend was and her mum said wait didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries? like if you love your boyfriend
PP's options to replace Neeshit are:
>Ronchi
>Rutherford
>Santner
kek
KEK
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What happened to Corianderson? He's a meme but he's better than any of that garbage
Kill mcmemebum
It's the only way
>>63442632
never question a /cric/ NZers meme skills
he has honed them for years
>>63442766
upvote
>>63442510
Wuthering Heights is the best song to sing in the shower
>>63442776
Rutherford made some important progress in modelling the structure of atoms desu
NZ selection for next two tests: Sack everyone but Kane, McCullum, Southee and Taylor.
Who's replacing the rest, though.
Which one lads, Holly or Ellyse?
I reckon that was out
>>63442853
>falling for the science meme
>not realising that everything we need to know about the natural world is already laid out for us in God's Word
>>63442911
Same. I didnt say anything cause I dont really understand all the subtleties
McCullum is such a fucking idiot.
>>63442890
>replacing Watling or Latham
kys casual
>>63442892
>misspelling Elise
dumb parents 2bh
>>63442449
kind of old so wouldn't be an option for the future I guess?
much better than rutherford though
my guess would be Hobart
>>63442449
muh youth
Brownlie smacked a triple last year and has done well again as opener in the domestic scene, but Kucktill made it back in based on pyjama cricket. Granted, Kucktill has done well enough upon return, but Brownlie and Ronchi should be based in the squad based on experience alone.
Ronchi won't play, it'll be Santner. Why he's picked was beyond me, but he can't do any worse than Craig.
>>63442928
he was very forward and it was possible outside the line, overall too much uncertainty for the umpire to make a definite call
mostly too far forward, considering Lyon generates a lot of bounce
Do you memespeak AFK?
I memespeak so much that I still post the censored words because I memed too hard and now I can't stop posting them. Whenever I come into contact with people AFK I always memespeak in front of them and make a fool of myself but at least I can come back here and memespeak with you guys, my real family.
memes > real life
>>63442933
Well alright keep Watling at least.
>>63442967
There are worse names then Ellyse, at least her parents gave her a respectable name
>>63442924
>implying God's word is fully encapsulated in some book put together by sandpeople millennia ago
>implying God's word isn't embedded in the nature of all things
>implying we don't get closer to God the more we learn of the universe he created
>>63442995
I wish I could execute faggots like you.
>>63442975
>>63442986
>muh youth
thats ridiculous
out of every NZ player except McMeme he has the most experience playing in Australia
double with the fact he was by far your best player here last time
>>63443010
>not rating Latham
kys casual
>>63443042
>US millenial names
I love how an entire generation of parents decided regular names were boring and started calling their kids dumb shit like Aiden, Drake and stuff.
>>63443048
Well memed, brother.
>>63443053
>who is Ronchi
But nah he would be better than c.u.c.ktill, had a really good Plunket Shield season last year iirc.
GAZ
>challenge
>>63443053
Exactly, I don't understand it either especially when Elliott was brought back for the WC(which was a brilliant move).
I just don't rate Kucktill at all in these conditions, and would feel far better if Brownlie opened, or at least was the reserve batsman. Ruthershit has done fuck-all since his debut.
BREAKTHROUGH
rest in piss Poo Peeland
dat turn
literal cherry
>wasting a review
Holly or Ellyse lads?
Based Yellow Bastard
about to smash this entire block of crunch chocolate
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i thought there was bat in there for sure
>reviewing an LBW
Why why why why why do players still do this?
what an awful review
is Stove the new Cancer?
>>63442975
Brownlie is the same age as Taylor
Does England objectively have the best umpires in world cricket?
>>63443233
No, it wasn't a bad review considering he just took a wicket. They are also coming close to the 80th over in two overs
>just a reminder that everytime we've got a review, we hear the third umpire in the process
why did that even need to be said?
>>63443233
There is no one I hope more to decline hard than Steve Smith tbqh, he just seems so unlikable.
>>63443233
Unless a better ball is bowled this next over it doesn't matter
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
would you wrangle violet?
>>63443282
this Tbh
his autistic rage when Lyon got Guptill out yesterday was bizarre.
j-just 4 and a half hours left to bat lads...we c-can do it
>>63443239
If you weren't going to pick players who were about 30 years old, then Adam Gilchrist, Mathew Hayden, Justin Langer, Damien Martyn, Michael Hussey wouldn't have had Test careers
(yes I know Hayden and Martyn and even Langer debuted younger but they didnt get gametime till they were in their 30's)
>MemeCullum
Reminder that I said New Zealand would be bowled out for 290
Reminder that Joe Burns should not open the batting
WHAT A CATCH
ha ha no review
>>63443282
Agreed. It's irrational, but there's something about him I just hate.
GET THE FUCK OUT MEMECULLUM
whoops
GOODMEME
>>63443355
Reminder to kill yourself
>"People" saying Smith wastes reviews
>Memshittem
Top kek
Fucking justice
HAHA
GET MEMED
>>63443286
>>63443273
And THAT is why you don't waste reviews
retards
Who #ForeverFaster here?
hahahah what a shit umpire. memecullum btfo
Is Watling the new Watson?
literal umpball
>praising the umpires
>literally next ball
>>63443282
>>63443233
>hating Steve Smith
>DIDN'T EVEN HIT IT
I can't believe that Smith is our captain...
Jesus Fucking Christ, how far have Australian sports fallen. I honestly don't see us being able to get back to the heights of success that we had in the 90's and early 2000's. There is just something completely off about this new generation of Australian athletes. There is something wrong with Australians aged 15-21 as it is, let alone young athletes that have no idea about Australia's sporting heritage.
> Only reason reviews are around is to stop that
> Absolute howler goes against them
The review system is a joke.
>COLLAPSE
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BJ Watling is a dumbfuck for wasting that review
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>needing a new ball to get wickets
>Talk for ages about how successful umpires usually are
>Umpire makes a shitty decision immediately after
I know >we're getting BTFO but I do still enjoy the irony
>Meme Zealand
Poo Peeland on Pooicide watch
>ON A HATTY
BASED MARSH
>New Zealand have no reviews left, and are eight balls away from regaining them.
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>>63443398
Tell that to McCuminshit
That ball was plumb as fuck
>>63443443
They wasted their two reviews. I don't have much sympathy desu.
ultra plum holy moly
>>63443390
This cunt already did that
Honestly who kills someone and gels their hair to go to the funeral?
At least look depressed.
>The Hobbit Isles of New Zealand
half hourly reminder that new zealand are going to win this
>>63443522
Stop it m8
How do we fix cricket lads? There are literally more people at your average A-League game than there are watching this.
POO PEELAND
>defensive stoke
>huge OAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from Tubs
I hate channel 9 so much
McCullum is a study in failure
What is the batting equivalent of a hat trick?
Australia literally needed to cheat to beat us.
Moral victory desu
>>63443438
Majority of posters ITT LITERALLY & OBJECTIVELY BTFO
>Mitchell Marsh was on a hat trick
How shit are this NZ team?
>>63443575
Revenge for the rugby
>>63443573
facing three deliveries in a row
As Captain and given he saw it at the other end, McCullum should have told Watling not to review
>McMeme out at 11:22
Memed so hard he got double dubs.
>>63443575
You guys are getting good at this moral victory thing
Shame the record books don't give a fuck about it
>>63443547
can you stop this meme?
There is no reason to go watch a cricket game in a stadium when you can watch it on TV
I went to the CWC semi-final and whilst the atmosphere was nice (I was in the members pavillion), trying to actually watch the cricket was fucking shit.
There is literally no reason to go to a Test match other than to get shitfaced
that would have been the worst hat-trick of all time
>>63443575
>Wasting your anti-cheat do-overs on garbage
Fucking morons
>>63443575
>nice guys
>>63443603
Drop this trip or I will dox you
>>63443575
>implying
MemeCullum's fault for wasting a review desu
>Shit on Broad for ages after he didn't walk
>Everyone conveniently forgets Andrew Symonds
Is there anything more infuriating and hypocritical than Australian cricket bogans?
Ricky Ponting was right, the visiting team should choose if they want to bat or bowl first, this toin coss is just handing the game over to the home side
>>63443575
He was out earlier 2bh imho desu
>>63443575
Did you guys have a moral orgy over in New Zealand?
You got to applaud no less than four Australian centuries
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/brendon-mccullum-tells-david-warner-show-respect-jor-root-century-regrets-australia-england-ashes/2015-07-14
Why don't they just hawkeye every wicket decision?
>>63443668
>toin coss
coin toss
>>63443683
That kind of measure would create an impression that the system has no faith in the umpires.
OK, hypothetical question. If Memecullum did have a review, it obviously would have shown he didn't hit it. But, it was close to LBW. If the ball-tracking was shown as close enough to revert to umpire's call, is he given out or not out?
On the one hand, he wasn't given out LBW, so I guess umpire's call is it's not out LBW. BUT the umpire thought he hit it so he may have thought that otherwise it was going on to hit the stumps and therefore umpire's call is that he's still out.
>>63443663
Australian cricket is built on intimidation and hypocrisy
That is why they have been good so consistently and why NZ have attempted to blunt its effectiveness with this public Mr Nice Guy act that they thought would make the Aussies behave a bit better. Obviously backfired on them
>>63443663
>Symonds
literally who?
this isn't even worth watching.thanks for nothing shit zealand
>>63443663
>Getting mad at pixels on a screen
Top kek
Fuck off Southee
>>63443668
>tfw the toin coss decides the game
>>63443575
revenge for years of Trippie McCheat
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>>63443727
It would be the third umpires call. Which should be not out but some of the third umpires go beyond their remit
>>63443680
This is your last chance. Drop the trip or you will be doxed.
>>63443797
Hazlewood tb h
Straya cheating again
>>63443809
This
We do not forgive, we do not forget
Reminder that Chris Cairns is a match fixer and McCullum knew about it for years but kept quiet during the first court case.
Is there any nation more unsportsmanlike than Australia? It's kind of nauseating.
Would cricket be better if one player on the fielding team was allowed to ride a segway?
>>63443731
And having the weight of numbers, population and interest as well as the financial resources to make it happen has nothing to do with it, right?
I would rather Australia be shit than see them as the arrogant, thuggish bogans the entire team is now and have been for the past 40 years.
pretty boring innings tb h
>>63443857
So why are India shit?
>NZ all out before lunch
Who here ready for cheeky kfc?
>>63443857
Kiwi living in Australia detected
Australian cricket is at its best when we are arrogant and hated. If we tried to play any other way we would end up being sorry cunts like this current NZ team that has no identity
>>63443844
They're like the cricket equivalent of a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets.
Act like the nicest cunts ever in the field, to a fault, then they're secretly shifty cunts behind the scenes.
>>63443921
That is about the absolute worst comparison I've seen for a while.
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