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Australian celebration edition
Poo Peelands pooicide edition
>winning prematurely through umpball
feels bad man
>Just had $5 on NZ at $10000 on Betfair
Based
>>63443909
agreed
>>63443909
Tell that to the rugby umps in the final
last 2 digits are how many australians i remove
Payback for that forward pass
>>63443952
from your mum's gaping puss?
>>63443909
Maybe McCullum shouldn't have stayed quiet for so long about match fixing.
>>63443952
reported to AFP tb h
15 minutely reminder that new zealand are going to win this
Don't think because your information hasn't been posted right away that you haven't been doxed.
You might sleep for a while but you will be doxed in the near future. I warned you.
>>63443952
Contacted NZSIS
>>63443909
>wasting reviews
Reviews are for howlers. Full stop. If you waste reviews on "aww yeh nah maybe there's a chance it was wrong, may as well use the review since we get them back soon anyway" then you deserve what you get.
Why would you even make a new thread this game will be over in 8 to 10 days.
>>63443938
ABs would have won anyway desu the refball went both ways.
>>63443964
it's because he came clean desu
the match fixing syndicate has decided he had to be given out as revenge
So the SCG isn't good enough to host shield matches anymore
>>63444037
You fucking redditfag scum.
>>63444018
keep telling yourself that cheatwis
>>63444037
>tfw based Vics might get the points because the curators can't prepare a cricket ground
who /umpball/ here?
>>63443952
reported to Mossad
So who gets man of the match lads?
boult should go crack smith one in the head with his bat desu
>>63444112
Probably Curaja.
>tfw 45 days till boxing day test
>>63444112
waughner
>>63444112
DRS for being used up at the best possible time
>>63444072
Should actually happen.
>>63444077
Is it just me or would losing this test series hurt more than losing the RWC did?
>>63444112
Warner for hundreds in both innings desu.
>>63444112
Nigel Llong
>>63444127
Can't even get hyped for it desu. Windies are shit. If it even lasts 3 days I'll be surprised.
Didn't PredictViz say Australia would win by about 240 runs yesterday?
/sp/ BTFO
>>63444127
there literally wont be a boxing day test this year, cap this post
it's scheduled to be against West Indies but the WICB and West Indian cricket will be dissolved within the next few weeks
So there will either be:
>No Boxing Day Test
>or it'll be against Jamaica or something (KEK)
>>63444216
Guyana if it happens
And it'll be half curry
>>63444216
>>63444189
I'd rather watch the shitty cricket that do any shitty shopping all day
>>63444068
>Kepu getting away with the clumsiest high tackles on the planet
>muh forward pass
Just enjoy your win today lad
>>63444216
Wouldn't mind Australia vs Australia A desu.
Looks like I won't be evicted after all lads, thanks Australia
>>63444216
>11 Chris Gayle's show up and gang-bang McCullum's wife
>He says it's his moral victory for being the nice guy and not stopping them
what's the worst hat-trick of all time?
>>63444283
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>63444277
>risking eviction for $48
>shittarc
>storc
>>63444283
Anyone bowling out tail enders.
S T O R C
T
O
R
C
>>63444314
>You
>Maths
Pick one
>>63444283
Finn in the world cup
>>63444277
you literally made about the same amount of money on that as I did for this. And you had to wait 5 days for it.
kys (know your stuff)
>>63444283
that one in the world cup
why is starc such a hothead
>>63444314
He just returned a 28% profit on investment in less than 72 hours
Where's your financial genius?
>>63444351
literally this
>>63444351
>comfy 7-8pm perth test sessions
>>63444375
compensating because he knows he's a whiteballbabby
>>63444257
Ben Smith should have been shown red desu
>>63444403
how the fuck did I quote the hat trick post
>>63444412
If it wasn't for Hooper that tackle wouldn't have nearly been as nasty. Yellow was the right call
>>63444216
>implying anyone would be watching the cricket when the Sydney to Hobart is on
Prove to me that you are not Zerogoose
I did say 290
Should bring in Abbott for the WACA
Lads how the fuck are >we still going? Why haven't Aus put >us out of our misery yet?
>mark nicholas
I thought these guys were suppose to be tail enders?
>>63444454
I had salad for lunch
Imagine if Craig got to face his own bowling
>>63444493
Unironically going to win
>mfw don't get the last wicket before lunch
>>63444451
this 2bh fasu
I bleed Wild Oats
>>63444485
I am related to Phil and if you don't stop posting with this name I am going to report you to the authorities.
>>63444493
>inb4 Boult smashes a cheeky lightning-fast century
>>63444454
KFC is fucking disgusting
>>63444529
>tfw he is a better batsman than bowler
>>63444525
Australian bowling can't get wickets without umpball tbqhwyrn
>>63444545
>Unironically
how is this still going
http://www.espnscrum.com/scrum/rugby/story/281139.html?addata=chromium
>Speight
>Quade
Basedabies on gold-medal watch
What's worse, this resurrected tripfag or the Fatt-lite fag threatening him?
>>63444587
He means that he expected NZ to win all along you fucking pleb
>>63444396
>NEETs are impressed by a $200 bet
>>63444601
GOATBW is in the NZ squad m8 you have no chance
Who /rug/ here?
just started intermittent fasting today and I"m so fucking hungry senpai
>>63444298
Didn't Australia get absolutely destroyed in that Test anyway?
>>63444661
it's easy as fuck
>Boult and Craig batting better than the middle order
>>63444660
not a fan of the sport but i'm going to rewatch the final to cheer me up after this
who /newlambton/ here
don't really care about cricket much anymore
>>63444647
>tfw Sevens is in the Olympics and NZ get a free gold-medal
>tfw memecricket isn't and Straya doesn't get a free gold-medal
Fuck you ECB and fuck you Giles Clarke
England literally aren't in the top10 t20 nations, no wonder they don't want cricket at the Olympics
>>63444685
it's not too hard and coffee makes it easier but I'm not used to being this hungry
feels good in a weird way
>>63444661
ramadan isn't for another seven months effendi
>>63444645
>Absolutely seething
Not surprised in the slightest
>>63444712
reminder that James Sutherland wants beach cricket in the olympics
who /central_coast/ here
>>63444712
I feel like Sevens has the edge cause it's a much easier competition to handle. It only goes for two days and takes place in the one stadium.
Would Australia be a better team if they had David Pocock playing bat pad?
>>63444744
south coast /jervis bay/ reporting in. not many marlin this season
what the fuck is boult doing
How do we /fix/ New Zealand boys?
>>63444690
I think they're commenting on their choice in men rather than their rugby team senpai
>>63444770
/nowra/ here, beautiful day huh?
>>63444753
t20 would get in, no problem
the only reason it isnt is because England don't want it in because it will overlap with their domestic calender
The growth of international cricket is literally being kucked by England who are UNIRONICALLY worse than Bangladesh
>>63444775
ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>63444775
not giving a fuck
>>63444808
/nowra/ master race
>>63444804
Why not both?
thoughts on the cowboys new jersey lads?
>being unable to get memeswinging tailenders out
>the city of ausfailian bowling
what other sports are played at the Gabba?
Mark Nicholas sounds so mad right now
>>63444660
ayy f@m
>>63444895
FOOTEE
>>63444895
baseball
>yfw this gets rained off 1 wicket away and it's a draw
>>63444895
Memessie Memes Memeball
>>63444895
AFL. And every now and again back they will meme out and use it for an international soccer or rugby game, until they realise 30 seconds in to the game that it is horrible for rectangular sports and don't do it again for 5 years.
>>63444895
all the aussie grounds double as gayfl grounds
Fun fact: afl was pushed by the cricket clubs really hard in early Australia so they could do something with their grounds in the winter (played on a large oval like cricket)
In a test where almost every Australian is scoring centuries for fun, why isn't Steve Smith doing well?
>>63444901
Not watching it. What's happening to make him mad? Boult memeswinging?
half hourly reminder that new zealand are going to win this
>>63444953
pressure of captaincy
>>63444930
Seriously? Do they not realise that there's Lang Park as well?
This commentary is literally horrendous wow
http://www.abplive.in/sports/tendulkar-warne-disrespected-bangladesh-cricket-says-former-test-captain-241611
Bangladeshis unironically mad that none of their players made the legends match
>>63444953
Smoffy's on break.
>>63444907
>can't stop posting f a m
why are you so c u c k e d?
stop being a spastic starc. bowl it on the fucking pegs
there it is boys!
>Johnson to Boult, no run, banged in short and on the stumps, Boult moves away and swings, he misses and Johnson has a few words for him
Why does Australia feel the need to shit on people when they're down?
OGRE
G
R
E
Pretty pleased with that final partnership Tbh. I know it wasn't much but it was a nice consolation.
Kiwis are SEETHING right now
>>63445036
Because he's wasting everyone's time
a boring end to a boring match. im unironically looking forward to the pink ball test
It's fuckin' WEW lads.
>Another not out! Almost at 50 average :^)
>>63445009
>posting c u c k
Why are you such a suicidal faggot?
>>63445076
Oh boo fucken hoo. It's not like they're not getting paid for it.
>>63444982
They used to do it a lot when Lang Park was getting its upgrade in the late 90s early 2000s, but they still do it for soccer every now and again, which is still retarded seeing as Lang Park is one of the best rectangular football stadiums in the Southern Hemisphere.
memeposters on pooicide watch
>>63445121
U mad kiwi?
>>63445076
>the best part of the game
>a waste of time
""no""
>New Zealand's best batsman Brendan McCullum's test average is only 6 better than Australian domestic cricketer and number 11 Ashton Agar
Explain yourselves kiwis.
Gonna cop it sweet Tbh lads
>>63445244
>best part of the game
>being 9 down at lunchtime
Eat shit, I could be lining up at KFC by now.
Why is David Warnerer such a literal bogan?
>burns not player of the match
R O B B E D
O
B
B
E
D
>>63445394
Memes aside t b h
>"No look, it's a game. Nigel Llong and Richard Illingworth are two of the best umpires in the world of cricket. Just have to cop it sweet. I thought Tim bowled really well on the first day and batted through a back injury as well. We have bounced back before in the past and will take something special to do that in Perth."
>Meanwhile Australia
>OH WHAT A FUCKEN SHITHOUSE DECISION UMP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES
Pretty much why I can't support Australia to be frank.
>>63445427
Is it also because you're a kiwi/pom?
WE WON!!!
#Dominance
#Tbh
#Family
>>63445445
Nah I just hate the Australian cricket team and fans and think they're a bunch of hypocritical faggots.
What shits me the most about at it that even on here you rarely see an Australian give praise to another country's players, especially if it's England. I mean when that West Indian spinner Bishoo got that sweet delivery to get rid of Baddin you'd get people (not on here, admittedly) going OH YEAH I COULD DO THAT and WARNIE'S WAS BETTER. I mean of course it fucking was but they could at least show SOME appreciation of how good a ball it was.
do bogan's talk different than other aussies?
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Santner
Watling
Craig
Henry
Wagner
Boult
for Perth imo.
aim for the 1-1 draw
>>63445554
They speak like uneducated peasants
>>63445551
hows r/cricket?
>>63445427
Just fuck off you miserable cunt, if you died no one would care
If you don't live here you should commit pooicide.
>>63445551
fuck off fedorakiwi
>>63445709
>living outside a capital city
>>63445743
>"living" in a poopital shitty
pooill yourself
>>63445551
don't worry mate you'll be deported back soon
>>63445761
>being irrelevant
Have fun with that
>>63445709
Can I come?
I don't care for Fosters 2bh
>>63445709
>Poor mans Wollongong
kek
>>63445812
>pooing from pootoria
literally pooill yourself, poo.
>>63445709
>poor man's Noosa
>>63445845
Not Victorian
>>63445829
>GOATcastle literally has the largest amount of millionaires per capita outside of Sydney
What does Wollongong have? not jobs, that's for sure.
>>63445873
Sucks to be you then. Please remove yourself from this thread, this board, this site and this earth immediately.
who /cricketshow/
gt home just in time to see smiddy's speech
>>63445975
How the fuck is that out? what a stupid sport
Would NZ cricket get better if they had a team in the Australian domestic comp?
i think gillespie was the best all rounder of all time
>WinViz was right
Explain yourselves /cric/
>>63446042
yes desu
would benefit from more practice on aussie pitches
I wish you would all die of cancer
Why are you Aussies so bitter and uptight all the time? At least we kiwis have a reason to feel like shit after these past five days.
smith should grow a beard or something if he wants to be taken seriously
>>63446192
Well I smoke weed, so getting cancer is a scientific and medical impossibility for me.
>>63446263
>inhaling smoke into your respiratory system
>not getting cancer
got some bad news for you, dumb cunt.
>>63446042
That's....actually not a bad idea.
>>63446327
just like nrl really
>>63446315
Does THC no longer cure cancer? That would be bad news indeed!
I just realised that I feed off dumb cunts and love calling them out on being dumb cunts. I didn't think that I was insecure but I must be if I love being smarter than everyone else. I wonder what I am insecure about though.
>>63446327
>>63446042
its retarded, australia would get better at playing in nz if they had a team in the nz comp too
every country would get slightly better playing in overseas conditions if they had players suited to them
>This panel shilling D/N test cricket and calling it a success before it has even begun
Disgusting
>>63446352
You're a special kind of retarded, aren't you?
If you are breathing in smoke, your are damaging your lungs. Sorry to break it to you, but maybe your parents should have told you at an earlier age that you are fucking retarded.
Enjoy your short life though, dumb cunt.
Hey cric
why does the universe exist?
>>63446357
You're insecure at having no intellectual equal, and desperately challenge others to ascend and become your peer.
I have the same """problem"""
>>63446392
To allow rugby to exist.
>>63446352
>smoking cures cancer
Oh wow get a load of this broscience.
Friendly reminder that birth is a death sentence
Hey cric
Can you tell the girl you don't know that you're the one for me?
>>63444948
nothing wrong with that. No way any of the cricket grounds would have the capacity they do if it wasnt for bogan jump
who /chem/ here
exams always line up with griged desu
>>63446417
>Falling for big pharma chemotherapy memes
?????
Am I being trolled? I thought australians were supposed to be smart?
>>63446555
>I thought australians were supposed to be smart
>>63446555
>if you wish cancer away it disappears
Remember to eat your activated almonds today faget?
>>63446555
tripfag thinks SMOKING weed cures cancer
go back to whatever shit tier facebook page you came from
>>63446626
>>63446555
samefag
>>63446626
>>63446602
I bet you think cocaine is bad for you, too
Smdh tbqhwy family
>>63446315
>>63446387
>>63446417
>>63446602
>>63446626
>being this retarded
it's called filtering guys
>>63446695
Hope you get aids then pray it away.
>>63446380
fuck off daniel
even if the ball is shithouse it is still a good thing
people like you are happy to watch Test cricket die aslong as nothing ever changes
>>63446749
I wasn't being shitting on D/N tests at all only saying it's funny how badly these dumbfucks are shilling it.
terveisin not Daniel
I hope everyone on /cric/ lives a long and happy life
>>63446829
>Channel 9 are shilling their own product
who could have fucking seen that coming?
>>63446749
daniel here
I don't really mind it
But every one of the shield matches with the meme ball I've seen sucked hard.
>>63446989
>daniel now watches the Sheffield Shield as well as the County Championship
I believe you're transcending mortality daniel
>>63446838
Here's your (You)
>The Block NZ doing badly
>Mark Richardson may soon have a gap in his hosting schedule
>NZ unironically have Guptill opening for them
Why not a new reality tv show where Mark Richardson teaches the next generation of NZ opening batsmen, using his dry sense of humour to cut to shreds any one who tries to meme hit in favour of the block, the leave, and the front foot drive. Hopefully it will start a production line of openers who average 44.8 of 113 balls per innings
can even call it The Block as well
>>63444216
kek
KEK
K E K
The stage is set for a cheeky 4-test series. But the logical step would be to invite Pakistan over.
>>63445709
yawn: the town
>>63447278
I'm unironically going to post this in leddit
>>63447446
>this flag
>this comment
kek
KEK
>>63446727
>kiwi
discarded
if you ignore kiwis they will go away
it worked back in the 2012 nrl season
>>63447484
which only highlights just how much of yawn town borecastle is
>>63447513
hi :D
>>63447278
Good post :D
>>63444283
Harbhajan's hattrick against us in the greatest (aka most rigged) series of all time. Only 1 of the wickets was actually out.
How about that all-star game in Citi Field over the weekend? Pretty good. Finally got to see Lara bat again.
poorpetually poorturbed, pooicidal poo peeland poofters literally poorius right now, lads
>>63446602
I think an Australian said the activated almonds thing actually.
>>63447278
Also teaching them to fall over when they get a cramp.
>>63448482
Honorary american desu
when is the next test lads?
>>63449041
Friday.
>>63449146
neat, see you then lads
>>63443938
>gitaeu trying to twist and break saveas leg
>pocock stomping mccaw
>kepu trying to assault dan carter continously
>moore trying to trip aaron smith
kek, you guys were trying to win the bokkies botha award.
>>63444690
wew
>>63444948
The WACA (RIP) is a dedicated cricket ground
AFL is played at Subiaco Oval
>>63443858
>get home from work expecting to see the last wickets being picked up
>poo peeland already BTFO
god fucking damn it. Should have known they'd collapse when KANE got out last night. Fucking dropcunts.
>>63445823
we LITERALLY can't even buy Fosters here, it all gets shipped out to America
>>63451108
good riddance I say
Reminder that once again I will be getting laid tonight with another 8/10. pics to come later
Who /gong/ here? If so, wanna head up to the lighthouse for a pissup?
who /goldentriangle/ here lads?
>>63451241
>>63451319
Which part of Australia is both close to a beach, and has good basketball culture/courts?
I want to visit, but I can't go without hoops in my heart.
Beautiful country btw
>>63451429
every city is on the coast, but basketball culture isn't really a thing here
There's courts all around the place, but they're mostly used by asian manlets
>>63443858
Congradgelation kankaroos
>>63451429
Wollongong has got you covered m8. The Building next to the football stadium is where the Wollongong Hawks play. Catch the plane here and ill shout you some beer
>>63451630
heres the pic f.am
good day for shield cricket, pity nsw couldn't prepare a ground or we might have had three close finishes
>>63451857
Is was the Victorians having a cry. Typical Lellbourne behaviour
>>63451909
if that was the case why is cricket nsw moving their next match to bankstown? lmao
New Zealand win the series 2-1
>>63452239
>the last time Australia lost a 3 test series at home after winning the first test was 1882-83
On my way to /gong/ lads.
>>63445709
who /GOATcastle/ here?
>>63451241
I went to the Brewery last night so I'm staying in tonight, have fun bro
>excited about seeing Australia's new lineup on the subcontinent against an actually decent Bangladesh side
>cancelled
>excited about a test series against one of the best New Zealand teams in years
>reduced to three tests
>rest of the summer is just pyjama cricket against India for the hundredth time and New Zealand
>the fucking boxing day test is against the Poost Peendies
1. Melbourne
2. Sydney
POWER GAP
3. Perth
POWER GAP
4. /gong/
5. Queensland
6. Fremantle
POWER GAP
7. Gold Coast
8. Adelaide
POWER GAP
9. Hobart
90. Darwin
900. Alice Springs
9000. Pee Pooland
>>63452350
>irrelevant places like Fremantle, Darwin, Alice Springs and Perth listed
>no Canberra
>>63452365
Forgot it existed tbqh
I guess it's 7
>>63452365
>Perth
bound to trigger a lot of the insecure Worst Australians
expect a lot of (You)s
>>63443909
KEK
>review brought in to remove howlers
>kiddies waste them on 50/50's
>howlers still occur
4chan is still an American site
>>63444283
one of doug bollingers in the old one day domestic series.
>>63452350
>5.Queensland
>7. Gold Coast
Gold Coast is the best part of Queensland you muppet
>>63452458
>shitty theme parks
>nothing else
'no'
>>63447513
if you bring up anything pre 2014 they also go away
>>63452350
/gong/ way to low desu
>>63452488
I agree based on >>63451241 alone
It just looks majestic. Reminds me of Santa Cruz California which is also a 10/10 place to live.
MOST INSECURE 'CITIES' IN AUSTRALIA POWER RANKINGS
1. Melbourne
2. Perth
3. Brisbane
.....
....
...
POWER GAP
....
...
..
50. Newcastle
51. Sydney
52. Adelaide
...
..
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POWER GAP
....
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9001. Canberra
90002. Hobart
90003. Wollongong
only 119 sleeps until /nrl/
we're all gonna make it :D
>>63452534
*107
>>63452534
I used to live in an apartment with chicks that worked in a rub and tug. Basically all the Roosters went there
>>63452534
>100 days till /afl/
can't wait desu, sick of this semen slurping """""""""sport"""""""""
>>63452577
why do people like afl?
seriously though, it is the weirdest sport.
>>63452584
>fast
>high scoring
>satisfies people's desire for violence
I guess it'd be strange if your from NSW or the rest of the world though, it's a pretty unique sport
>tfw your handegg team lost today
>>63452598
i am from nsw and i have never understood the appeal
conversely though, if i were in victoria i would go to the games because it seems like a comfy sport but i can't get into it being from nsw.
>>63452350
Darwin's based as fuck you pleb faggot.
>>63452610
>too hot all year round
>everyone is either a bogan or an abo
>literally nothing to do
Well lads, looks like the NFCE (aka the division that will be responsible for 18-1 Part 2) is a two horse race between the Giants and Iggles.
WHO will win it, and WHO will be responsible for Tom Brady's 3rd SuperBowl loss and second undefeated choke?
>>63452692
You already know the answer. Autist-savant Eli Manning will slay the legend once again.
>>63452692
How is Hayne going?
http://www.theroar.com.au/2015/11/09/burgess-fleeced-in-shares-fiasco-report/
HAVE YOU EVER
>>63452739
I like Haim.
EVER FELT LIKE THIS
>>63452605
>tfw still haven't got one
I just don't who to pick
>grand final
>cup final
>lost both
god fuck 2015 fuck jdimsa
>>63452797
DON'T choose the Broncos. You will expect excellence and receive humiliation. I haven't been truly happy with the team since Tebow was our QB.
If I were you I'd follow the Patriots. Their coach and QB are a cut above, so you can appreciate the game more easily.
>>63452577
>muscular /nrl/ has been running the thread since the cricket finished
>reminds the thread when the season starts again
>insecure gayfl faggot has to chime in to remind everyone of his relevency
Every fucking time
North GOATland Back2BackBoys.
Bronkeks Ltd.
>>63452821
>being a bandwagoning faggot
nah lad.
Teams I couldn't support
>pats
>shittatle
>eagles
>9'ers
>browns
>bucs
i filtered desu
what else do i need to filter?
>>63452837
also
>broncos
>saints
>panthers
>raiders
>steelers
>>63452838
cricket
>>63452837
Why would you willingly unironically and literally support an inferior product just to avoid the bandwagon?
Serious question. That would be like me folkowing Jamaican cricket instead of based Aussies.
Anyway, Rams have a great Running Back, and zero bandwagon (for now). So at least you can witness excellence there.
>>63452858
>based Aussies.
kys
>trying to kill a batsman for spanking your shit bowling
Why is Shitarc such a bitch phaggot?
>>63452911
he was just hoping for another meme dismissal
>>63452904
I assure you I most certainly 'know my stuff'
Dw kiwi friend. I'll still watch and root for you to beat the Inpeeans. You just dont stack up against the BSA (Big Strong Aussies)
>>63452904
scoreboard m8
>there are Australians, who despite having 4 (four) locally played football and football derivative sports to choose from, LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY watch handegg
this is even worse than daniel following durham Tbh
>>63453140
>Australians
Literally only autists, hipsters or Seppo expats follow it here.
Is Boult, dare I say it, elite?
>>63453140
could think of nothing worse than only enjoying one sport like most Poo Peelanders
I follow a dozen sports religiously
>>63453140
I'll watch any sport desu
after the cricket ended today, the only live sport on was NFL so I watched Philly v Dallas
>>63452858
>not supporting the dankest team
>instead wanting to support the team hated by everyone
If Aus and Pak are playing Indians unironically support Pakistan.
>>63453181
>tfw ONE used to be a dedicated sports channel and used to show MLB live in the day
Best thing to study to. GO REDS!
>>63453168
>I follow a dozen sports religiously
>>63453193
>resd
kys desu
>>63453221
I always keep my strength, bredren.
>>63453181
>le diplomatic crowd pleaser
i bet you're an agnostic too
>you now remember convicts orioles gimmick
>>63453188
POO IN LOO
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>>63453254
mildly catholic
but discussing religion or lack thereof on the internet is a pointless exercise
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63452512
>ABSOLUTELY BASEDBANE TIER
Brisbane
>GOD TIER
Perth
Townsville
Newcastle
/gong/
>DECENT TIER
Sydney
Canberra
Darwin
Gold Coast
>POOR TIER
Adelaide
Hobart
Gellong
Mackay
>SHIT TIER
lelbourne
>>63453360
>newcastle in God tier
your gettin your meme sucked kid
>>63453360
>Newcastle in GOD TIER
Lol.
If you're into pregnant 14 year olds offering gobbies for cans of Woodstock, sure.
>>63453360
>>63453360
>mackay
literally where?
Why do you retards always include the backwater place you come from that no one else has ever heard of?
kys
>>63453377
sounds pretty sweet to me lad
>>63453377
wew, time for tourism
>>63453368
>>63453377
Disgusting aids infested melbournites spotted
>>63453396
i'm /gong/ lad. pooey is literally a shithole
>>63453396
Not even close. Just that Newwy is probably the dumbest of the coastal cities tbqh.
>tfw starting next year's SC season with the Surgess/Parker/Mannering backrow triumvirate
>>63453396
>LE FUGG MELBIN XDDDDDD
I'm a Best Australian, but Melbourne is unironically the most aesthetic city in the country, with Sydney as a close second
>>63453411
kek
your not a supercoach m8
lads let's talk about cricket
>>63453414
>hes never been to the /gong/
kek
k-e-k
k e k
KEK
>>63453420
>cricket
i personally prefer grasshoppers t b h
>>63453428
suicide yourself family
>>63453414
>muh Melbourne aesthetics
Makes no difference when you are surrounded by the worst people in the country.
>>63453420
fuck off back to reddit krazykreja
>>63453420
>>63453428
Mate, mate, mate... Mate... Praying Mantis' mate!
>>63453436
https://youtu.be/0aSCPmabRpM
So if Brits are 5% of Australia's population how often do you see them? Because pakis are 5% of Britain's population and I see them fucking everywhere.
>>63453460
probably more indians than pakis m8
>>63453469
Paki is a general term for brown person here.
Bangladeshis, indians and pakistanis are all pakis.
>>63453460
Depends really. I guess you wouldn't know unless they're complaining and you heard their accent since you'd just assume they were White-Australians.
I do actually work with quite a number of Irish people, and one Scouser and one cunt from Shoreditch (sp?).
Test
odi
t20
Five5
2Two
There should be a new form called 10O where these only 10 overs and the teams switch every over
>>63453560
They should get rid of ODIs and have T20 with two innings instead.
>>63453560
How about an over that ends at 3 wickets then you switch sides?
>>63453334
To do really well is difficult, but not really. I imagine your stuff is difficult because you have to study and memorise a lot, which is only about 40% of engineering. The rest is group projects, reports, practical stuff, learning programs etc. Some people find that shit really difficult but like it's not as if you need to study for it.
Some of our projects take ridiculous numbers of hours, but it's hours on a program, not hours studying.
>>63452858
Are you actually unironically choosing Australia as your cricket team to support?
That's fucking revolting
Only thing worse would be choosing India
>>63453460
I unironically know about three, the vietnamese are everywhere
>>63453578
>engineering is hard
>mfw
you know remember Super6
You now remember Fast Four.
Alright lads.
Hear me out
just listen
What if
What if lads
make sure your reading
What if the number of balls in an over was changed to 5?
Lads?
>>63453634
what if it was changed back to 8? bowlers are pussies nowadays
>>63453634
wew lad, let's dial it back a bit
>>63453599
'Support' is a little far 2bh desu.
I have no honor or allegiance. I just love the sport, atmosphere and tension. I'll watch any game I can because it's great.
Tho imho Australians are my favorite people on this planet. Also Native Americans but we murdered them for sport, so Aussies win.
If it makes you feel better, I loved you people in Lord of the Rings
>>63453578
Electrical engineering is one of the most difficult degrees. Everything else is pleb.
>>63453647
>I loved you people in Lord of the Rings
that was a solid one m8
>>63453647
Australians themselves are fine, it's their cricket team that's a bit awful
If it was in the golden era of McGrath and Warne I'd understand your pick
>>63453601
It's literally just as hard as med m8. Electrical is one of the easier ones but there are easy parts of med too. Some of the maths that the guys in engsci do is elite as fuck, I can't even make sense of it. Your fucking textbooks may be big but you don't do maths.
>>63453671
>>63453650
>engineering student knowing anything about difficulty
>>63453671
what you hate the australian team just because they're not as good now? there just as many cunts playing for australia when >we were GOAT
>>63453671
if anything the team is less cunty than they were back then, I mean
>Hayden
>Gilly
>McGrath
>Martyn
>Warne
>Ponting
>Border
>the Waughs
>Merv
and that's just naming a few
Now there's just Starc throwing balls and people and Johnson talking smack since Clarke retired and Warner developed past the mental state of a 6 year old
>>63453676
>watching anime
literally die
>>63453671
fuck up Daniel, engineering is no way near as brutal as pre med, I spent two hours of study for every hour of lecture, plus lab time and preparation and then studies 10 hours a day leading up to exams and I didn't even get an A average. Pre med is brutal, people regularly cried during tests and exams.
Apparently architecture students put the most hours of study in, after pre med, which surprised me a bit
>>63453685
I don't hate them, they're just objectively the most dislikeable team in the world right now. There is not a single member of the current Aussie team that doesn't look like a total prick.
The classic team had some great lads in it tho. Dizzy was based, symo was based, I even liked McGrath a bit, and Warnie is based just because he was so elite. The batsmen were mostly cocks tho, especially fucking Hayden.
>>63453334
electrical has the reputation of being the hardest at my college desu
also has the lowest marks needed for qualification in GATE, or so I've heard
>>63453724
Yeah that's not what we're debating. There's no doubt that med requires more study, that's pretty much all it is. Engineering requires more intelligence. No amount of study or memorising will make you learn Laplace space functions. You have to understand it.
It's obviously a totally different measure but pretending that engineering isn't difficult is literally fucking retarded
>>63453737
Its the easiest behind civil. There's a bit of complex maths and a bunch of Laplace stuff that's difficult but it has the lowest entry here.
That could be just because no one wants to do it tho.
>become doctor
>top of social ladders
>make mid to high six figures
>literally saving lives
>become engineer
>seen as autistic socially awkward mole rats
>make low six figures at best
>literally designing cup holders
>>63453727
You UNIRONICALLY think based muscular Lyon looks like a dick?
>>63453744
I never said engineering is not difficult, most of my mates in engineering are in the harder specialties than mechanical and I know how much effort they put in, but if you honestly believe that med school is pure memorisation then you're retarded
>Entertainment and Nightlife
>Entertainment venues include the Crown Street Mall, many restaurants and cafes, the town cinemas and the Illawarra Performing Arts Centre. Adjacent to WIN Stadium, the home ground of the NRL team St. George Illawarra Dragons, is the WIN Entertainment Centre: a multipurpose venue which hosts concerts and sporting events (including Southern Stars, basketball and motocross stunt shows). There are numerous city nightclubs, pubs & registered clubs; Including The Illawarra Master Builders Club, The Grand Hotel (back to its original name, after being called Cooney's for a few years), The Glasshouse Tavern, One Five One (Formerly Bourbon St and originally Cousins), Castros (Formerly Rusty's), The Illawarra Hotel, The Harp Hotel, and The North Wollongong Hotel. The iconic Oxford Hotel closed in 2010, which meant the demise of a well-known live music venue, home in years past to acts such as Tumbleweed in their formative days. Most suburbs also have their own hotels, each with individual character. The Headlands Hotel at Austinmer is heritage listed.
>someone added this to the /gong/ wikipedia page
>>63453759
>become doctor
>get depressed
>commit suicide
Fixed that for you
srini removed lads
discuss
>>63453776
>/gong/ has a Wikipedia page
Who /law/ here? Literally on the top, lads.
>>63453785
This is like 80% true Tbh
There is TONS of hubris in engineering from dumb cunts. There are a bunch of people that take to the year fb page to vent after literally every test about how hard it was and how hard engineering is when most of the tests are easy as fuck
Although I don't know anyone who doesn't have a job, it's a requirement for the degree.
>>63453334
>becoming a medkek
kek
KEK
Enjoy your 15 years of debt and wiping old people's asses.
>>63453801
How long until you drop out and do commerce?
>>63453812
Friendly reminder that commerce and arts is objectively THE choice for people who aren't autistic shut-ins like 90% of /cric/ and 4chan
FACT: most CEOs have commerce or arts degrees.
>>63453801
here tbqh
I love the complete lack of rote learning you have to do, open book exams are literally GOAT
>>63453782
I don't think it's going to change shit, the new guy looks the same
If you aren't majoring in an applied science like maths or stats you should know your stuff right now.
Friendly reminder that we're all jobless losers fantasising about having respect from others.
>>63453779
>>63453744
>>63453808
>ee samefagging
we know it's you circuit board nerd
get back to studying so you can make toasters for life lmao
>>63453821
>open book exams are literally GOAT
Really? Always found them to be a bit of a pain in the ass if you don't actually know your notes 2bh, plus the paper rustling for 3 hours straight from everyone doing the same triggers my autism.
Common law is a literal meme.
>>63453832
>implying I'm one of those fedoras
c-c-commerce master race
but really stroking your e-peen over what degree you have is as pathetic as seppos bandwagoning Australia tbqfwy
>>63453759
This one girl at my uni went to her med interview and said she wanted to save lives. Their response: "plumbers save more lives than doctors, why don't you become a plumber". She had no response.
Medkucks literally and objectively blown the fuck out.
>>63453818
FACT: Most people with commerce degrees are unemployed and spend more time fantasising about being a successful CEO than studying.
>All these normies/nerds
WHO SOCIETY, CULTURE, MEDIA AND ARTS HERE?
fuck me lads these are literally the GOAT food
just went through a whole box of these fuckers and I regret nothing
>>63453841
>butthurt ee detected
muh fourior transform
>>63453851
Only the ones that go to uni for the sake of going to uni.
>>63453727
I honestly and unironically feel that New Zealand are more dislikable purely because of Mcmeme's passive agression with that whole "le nice guy" act he tries to force
>>63453857
>Eating those in Spring
Sorry cuz, too busy cutting and being hungry all the time.
>>63453865
this 2bh, if they actually dug in to Starc for the bitch fit they threw today, I'd like them a lot more.
You'd never see Fleming pull this nice gentlesir shit. Fuck, even le glasses man got stuck in to Faf in the 2011 quarterfinal
>>63453869
literally 400 kj a bar
>>63453875
*for the bitch fit HE threw today
btw i still find Australia more unlikable
>>63453875
Kiwis are just mentally weak people.
I've been reading their newspapers/comment sections for a while now to try and understand their weird defeatist psychology and at first it was funny but now I actually feel sorry for people who grow up in that culture. Pathetic.
Am I the only girl here? lol
>>63453875
>quarterfinals are memorable for kiwis
bit cute desu
>>63453920
pls be in
DELHI
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>>63453920
(you) on rape watch
>>63453920
GANGES
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S
>>63453875
Fleming was fucking shit mate
>>63453875
What did Starc do?
I have a job/life lmfao
no but seriously what he did lelkek
>>63453932
>>63453937
>>63453943
thnx for the (You)s boys
>>63453954
got frustrated and ditched the ball at the stumps when there was no chance of a run out, almost hitting one whoever was batting
Smoth said he's going to sort him out
An Australian would never fix a cricket match
>>63453968
>At Headingley on the 1981 tour of England, Australia was in such a strong position at one stage of the third Test that bookmakers at the ground were offering odds of 500–1 on an England victory. These odds were flashed on the scoreboard during a break in the game and noticed by the Australian players. Lillee and Rod Marsh believed that the odds were so ludicrous that, via a third party, they each put a small wager on the outcome, later describing their actions as a "joke". Between them, they collected 7,500 pounds when England pulled off a comeback victory.[26] Both men openly discussed the incident and received no official censure or sanction, although some criticised their actions.[27] There has never been a suggestion that the bets compromised their efforts in the game. However, the issue has been re-examined in modern times following the match-fixing scandals that have plagued international cricket since the mid-1990s.
>>63453952
you're retarded
great captain and carried new zealand's batting for a decade
>>63453952
le casual faec
>>63453981
that's just a bit of cheeky banter m8
engineers are literally on the same level as dumb, smelly bogan tradies t/b/h
Do you think the pitch at the WACA will actually be good?
Seems like the poopeelians are intent on putting out shit tracks to put us off.
>>63453988
>>63453990
he is literally Cook levels of trash
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>>63453428
Me too desu senpai
Reminder Smoth is going to have a massive decline in form over the next few years
You can only last so long with a meme technique
I almost threw up.
>>63454028
Been looking through Ivana's FB photos again danny?
>>63454027
people have said that for years
>>63454033
Literally who?
Naw, that was a disgusting effort.
>>63454027
lol yeah hand eye coordination is notorious for deteriorating in a person's mid-20s
>>63454052
no it isn't
>>63453560
you mean baseball?
>>63454061
well noticed
you're not studying med by any chance?
>>63453685
He's flat out lying.
The "golden era" Australian team was still constantly challenging India for the title of the most hated team in the world.
He has a chip on his shoulder.
India are officially contracting a female team lads
think they'll be any qts as elite as Holly and Ellyse?
Is the "med student" here just fatt who is enrolled in some bio papers but is failing it all and never attending class?
>>63454070
>India
>qts
'no'
dumb smelly bogan tradies: The Thread
>>63454088
tradies get the ladies m8
>>63454093
lmao
>>63454093
wish I was a BST
>>63454073
Well there's definitely no one here who does anything above civil engineering. Does fatt even go to uni?
Stranger in Moscow is literally the greatest Michael Jackson song of all time.
>tfw hit a cheeky five in my club game yesterday to win the game off the last ball
I'm the literal and undisputed god of cricket lads
is frasier the comfiest show of all time?
>>63454165
Seinfeld tbqh
>>63454165
Twin Peaks or The X Files
>>63454199
Twin Peaks isn't exactly comfy m8
>>63454214
There are some spoopy parts, but the rest is comfy
>>63454150
why is this image a meme
>>63454265
people pretend there's a virus inside it
ITT: world cup memories
>>63453727
>>63453714
That's the anatomy of a winner. Study it. Copy it.
>>63454132
>2015
>listening to Michael Jackson
F-f-f-freesyler.
Rock the microphone.
>>63454430
Didn't even realise he was saying rock the microphone
All this time I thought it was just random gibberish
>>63454459
They're also from finland
lads who do we think is going to be remembered as a GOAT of the modern generation of players?
>>63454478
Virat Kholi.
>>63454478
Kane and Warner
testing, I hope this works
>>63454620
great, I know how to make webms now
>>63454478
Glen Maxwell
>>63452858
They also have blue eyes white dragon
>>63454652
>>63454683
Do you think these guys smoked weed in between sessions?
>>63454704
>did a bunch of black guys smoke weed?
gee
>>63454652
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMXO-wyrTy4
>webm with sound
>>63454652
Viv is literally the coolest fucking guy to ever play cricket, just look at that swagger
last one
>>63455043
Your webms suddenly slow down near the beginning.
>>63455098
yeah, I just noticed that
it seems to only be the last few ones too. I have no idea what's causing it
>>63454882
No kidding. Does he still play?
>>63455328
Not for a good 20 years
>>63455376
Fug. Classic cricket matches where?
fug lads worst indies are getting blow the absolute fuck out
>>63455590
Most videos get taken down, but some channels manage to get highlights up
robelinda2 has a lot of videos of Australians and whoever was playing Australians, and there's a ridiculous amount of indian channels dedicated to videos of Tendulkar since they literally worship him as a god
The ESPN Legends of Cricket Videos have clips of some players' more notable moments too, and they have pretty decent summaries of their careers too.
>>63455644
and bowling is the one thing they're actually good at these days
>the WICB is about to be dissolved
>this last decade of shit is how they're going yo be remembered by modern fans
>sri fucking lanka's run rate is 10.44
>>63455590
oh, and sometimes if the pitch is rained out, the station will play some older games for a bit
windies always get their shit kicked in the hardest. that fucking new zealand cory anderson game, then abdv twice, nz again in the world cup and now this shit. maybe even more
>>63455749
they somehow managed to tie that series with England though
I honestly feel bad for them, they dropped from one of, if not the best team to Zimbabwe tier.
>>63455590
Off the top of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9bV3MRVu3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju5XgdOpyko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDD-9Tgg10o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr-ug6iYHSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yYoBkP7hNc&index=6&list=PLSbGC8nctbvgGakHQLKb6qXseVv8wsPLv
>best indies
>silver duck
just declare
>Russell and Bravo are already padding up
Holder has absolutely no faith in his team, this is genuinely depressing
wew lads we've got a game on our hands
>>63456777
I forgot how kinda okay the Windies were at memeing it up tbqh
If they can sit it out for the next five overs, it's entirely possible to win
>>63456856
spoke too soon, at least Holder can bat intelligently
>>63455664
This kills Test cricket in WI.
Rest in RIP West Indies
>>63456871
>you
It's all over lads
>>63456927
I'm actually hopeful about it, it's honestly the only positive thing to come out of the West Indies in years
If they restructure properly, they might reach get up to being a second tier team over the next decade
>>63454001
Not even comparable
Cook is an elite opener and a pretty weak captain. Fleming was an elite captain and a decent at best opener.
