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Australian celebration edition
Poo Peelands pooicide edition
>winning prematurely through umpball
feels bad man
>Just had $5 on NZ at $10000 on Betfair
Based
>>63443909
agreed
>>63443909
Tell that to the rugby umps in the final
last 2 digits are how many australians i remove
Payback for that forward pass
>>63443952
from your mum's gaping puss?
>>63443909
Maybe McCullum shouldn't have stayed quiet for so long about match fixing.
>>63443952
reported to AFP tb h
15 minutely reminder that new zealand are going to win this
Don't think because your information hasn't been posted right away that you haven't been doxed.
You might sleep for a while but you will be doxed in the near future. I warned you.
>>63443952
Contacted NZSIS
>>63443909
>wasting reviews
Reviews are for howlers. Full stop. If you waste reviews on "aww yeh nah maybe there's a chance it was wrong, may as well use the review since we get them back soon anyway" then you deserve what you get.
Why would you even make a new thread this game will be over in 8 to 10 days.
>>63443938
ABs would have won anyway desu the refball went both ways.
>>63443964
it's because he came clean desu
the match fixing syndicate has decided he had to be given out as revenge
So the SCG isn't good enough to host shield matches anymore
>>63444037
You fucking redditfag scum.
>>63444018
keep telling yourself that cheatwis
>>63444037
>tfw based Vics might get the points because the curators can't prepare a cricket ground
who /umpball/ here?
>>63443952
reported to Mossad
So who gets man of the match lads?
boult should go crack smith one in the head with his bat desu
>>63444112
Probably Curaja.
>tfw 45 days till boxing day test
>>63444112
waughner
>>63444112
DRS for being used up at the best possible time
>>63444072
Should actually happen.
>>63444077
Is it just me or would losing this test series hurt more than losing the RWC did?
>>63444112
Warner for hundreds in both innings desu.
>>63444112
Nigel Llong
>>63444127
Can't even get hyped for it desu. Windies are shit. If it even lasts 3 days I'll be surprised.
Didn't PredictViz say Australia would win by about 240 runs yesterday?
/sp/ BTFO
>>63444127
there literally wont be a boxing day test this year, cap this post
it's scheduled to be against West Indies but the WICB and West Indian cricket will be dissolved within the next few weeks
So there will either be:
>No Boxing Day Test
>or it'll be against Jamaica or something (KEK)
>>63444216
Guyana if it happens
And it'll be half curry
>>63444216
>>63444189
I'd rather watch the shitty cricket that do any shitty shopping all day
>>63444068
>Kepu getting away with the clumsiest high tackles on the planet
>muh forward pass
Just enjoy your win today lad
>>63444216
Wouldn't mind Australia vs Australia A desu.
Looks like I won't be evicted after all lads, thanks Australia
>>63444216
>11 Chris Gayle's show up and gang-bang McCullum's wife
>He says it's his moral victory for being the nice guy and not stopping them
what's the worst hat-trick of all time?
>>63444283
NOT YET HE HASN'T
>>63444277
>risking eviction for $48
>shittarc
>storc
>>63444283
Anyone bowling out tail enders.
S T O R C
T
O
R
C
>>63444314
>You
>Maths
Pick one
>>63444283
Finn in the world cup
>>63444277
you literally made about the same amount of money on that as I did for this. And you had to wait 5 days for it.
kys (know your stuff)
>>63444283
that one in the world cup
why is starc such a hothead
>>63444314
He just returned a 28% profit on investment in less than 72 hours
Where's your financial genius?
>>63444351
literally this
>>63444351
>comfy 7-8pm perth test sessions
>>63444375
compensating because he knows he's a whiteballbabby
>>63444257
Ben Smith should have been shown red desu
>>63444403
how the fuck did I quote the hat trick post
>>63444412
If it wasn't for Hooper that tackle wouldn't have nearly been as nasty. Yellow was the right call
>>63444216
>implying anyone would be watching the cricket when the Sydney to Hobart is on
Prove to me that you are not Zerogoose
I did say 290
Should bring in Abbott for the WACA
Lads how the fuck are >we still going? Why haven't Aus put >us out of our misery yet?
>mark nicholas
I thought these guys were suppose to be tail enders?
>>63444454
I had salad for lunch
Imagine if Craig got to face his own bowling
>>63444493
Unironically going to win
>mfw don't get the last wicket before lunch
>>63444451
this 2bh fasu
I bleed Wild Oats
>>63444485
I am related to Phil and if you don't stop posting with this name I am going to report you to the authorities.
>>63444493
>inb4 Boult smashes a cheeky lightning-fast century
>>63444454
KFC is fucking disgusting
>>63444529
>tfw he is a better batsman than bowler
>>63444525
Australian bowling can't get wickets without umpball tbqhwyrn
>>63444545
>Unironically
how is this still going
http://www.espnscrum.com/scrum/rugby/story/281139.html?addata=chromium
>Speight
>Quade
Basedabies on gold-medal watch
What's worse, this resurrected tripfag or the Fatt-lite fag threatening him?
>>63444587
He means that he expected NZ to win all along you fucking pleb
>>63444396
>NEETs are impressed by a $200 bet
>>63444601
GOATBW is in the NZ squad m8 you have no chance
Who /rug/ here?
just started intermittent fasting today and I"m so fucking hungry senpai
>>63444298
Didn't Australia get absolutely destroyed in that Test anyway?
>>63444661
it's easy as fuck
>>63444660
>Boult and Craig batting better than the middle order
>>63444660
not a fan of the sport but i'm going to rewatch the final to cheer me up after this
who /newlambton/ here
don't really care about cricket much anymore
>>63444647
>tfw Sevens is in the Olympics and NZ get a free gold-medal
>tfw memecricket isn't and Straya doesn't get a free gold-medal
Fuck you ECB and fuck you Giles Clarke
England literally aren't in the top10 t20 nations, no wonder they don't want cricket at the Olympics
>>63444685
it's not too hard and coffee makes it easier but I'm not used to being this hungry
feels good in a weird way
>>63444661
ramadan isn't for another seven months effendi
>>63444645
>Absolutely seething
Not surprised in the slightest
>>63444712
reminder that James Sutherland wants beach cricket in the olympics
who /central_coast/ here
>>63444712
I feel like Sevens has the edge cause it's a much easier competition to handle. It only goes for two days and takes place in the one stadium.
Would Australia be a better team if they had David Pocock playing bat pad?
>>63444744
south coast /jervis bay/ reporting in. not many marlin this season
what the fuck is boult doing
How do we /fix/ New Zealand boys?
>>63444690
I think they're commenting on their choice in men rather than their rugby team senpai
>>63444770
/nowra/ here, beautiful day huh?
>>63444753
t20 would get in, no problem
the only reason it isnt is because England don't want it in because it will overlap with their domestic calender
The growth of international cricket is literally being kucked by England who are UNIRONICALLY worse than Bangladesh
>>63444775
ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>63444775
not giving a fuck
>>63444808
/nowra/ master race
>>63444804
Why not both?
thoughts on the cowboys new jersey lads?
>being unable to get memeswinging tailenders out
>the city of ausfailian bowling
>>63444818
>is
what other sports are played at the Gabba?
Mark Nicholas sounds so mad right now
>>63444660
ayy f@m
>>63444895
FOOTEE
>>63444895
baseball
>yfw this gets rained off 1 wicket away and it's a draw
>>63444895
Memessie Memes Memeball
>>63444895
AFL. And every now and again back they will meme out and use it for an international soccer or rugby game, until they realise 30 seconds in to the game that it is horrible for rectangular sports and don't do it again for 5 years.
>>63444895
all the aussie grounds double as gayfl grounds
Fun fact: afl was pushed by the cricket clubs really hard in early Australia so they could do something with their grounds in the winter (played on a large oval like cricket)
In a test where almost every Australian is scoring centuries for fun, why isn't Steve Smith doing well?
>>63444901
Not watching it. What's happening to make him mad? Boult memeswinging?
half hourly reminder that new zealand are going to win this
>>63444953
pressure of captaincy
>>63444930
Seriously? Do they not realise that there's Lang Park as well?
This commentary is literally horrendous wow
http://www.abplive.in/sports/tendulkar-warne-disrespected-bangladesh-cricket-says-former-test-captain-241611
Bangladeshis unironically mad that none of their players made the legends match
>>63444953
Smoffy's on break.
>>63444907
>can't stop posting f a m
why are you so c u c k e d?
stop being a spastic starc. bowl it on the fucking pegs
there it is boys!
>Johnson to Boult, no run, banged in short and on the stumps, Boult moves away and swings, he misses and Johnson has a few words for him
Why does Australia feel the need to shit on people when they're down?
OGRE
G
R
E
Pretty pleased with that final partnership Tbh. I know it wasn't much but it was a nice consolation.
Kiwis are SEETHING right now
>>63445036
Because he's wasting everyone's time
a boring end to a boring match. im unironically looking forward to the pink ball test
It's fuckin' WEW lads.
>Another not out! Almost at 50 average :^)
>>63445009
>posting c u c k
Why are you such a suicidal faggot?
>>63445076
Oh boo fucken hoo. It's not like they're not getting paid for it.
>>63444982
They used to do it a lot when Lang Park was getting its upgrade in the late 90s early 2000s, but they still do it for soccer every now and again, which is still retarded seeing as Lang Park is one of the best rectangular football stadiums in the Southern Hemisphere.
>>63445009
baka
memeposters on pooicide watch
>>63445121
U mad kiwi?
>>63445076
>the best part of the game
>a waste of time
""no""
>New Zealand's best batsman Brendan McCullum's test average is only 6 better than Australian domestic cricketer and number 11 Ashton Agar
Explain yourselves kiwis.
Gonna cop it sweet Tbh lads
>>63445244
>best part of the game
>being 9 down at lunchtime
Eat shit, I could be lining up at KFC by now.
Why is David Warnerer such a literal bogan?
>burns not player of the match
R O B B E D
O
B
B
E
D
>>63445394
Memes aside t b h
>"No look, it's a game. Nigel Llong and Richard Illingworth are two of the best umpires in the world of cricket. Just have to cop it sweet. I thought Tim bowled really well on the first day and batted through a back injury as well. We have bounced back before in the past and will take something special to do that in Perth."
>Meanwhile Australia
>OH WHAT A FUCKEN SHITHOUSE DECISION UMP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES
Pretty much why I can't support Australia to be frank.
>>63445427
Is it also because you're a kiwi/pom?
WE WON!!!
#Dominance
#Tbh
#Family
>>63445445
Nah I just hate the Australian cricket team and fans and think they're a bunch of hypocritical faggots.
What shits me the most about at it that even on here you rarely see an Australian give praise to another country's players, especially if it's England. I mean when that West Indian spinner Bishoo got that sweet delivery to get rid of Baddin you'd get people (not on here, admittedly) going OH YEAH I COULD DO THAT and WARNIE'S WAS BETTER. I mean of course it fucking was but they could at least show SOME appreciation of how good a ball it was.
do bogan's talk different than other aussies?
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Santner
Watling
Craig
Henry
Wagner
Boult
for Perth imo.
aim for the 1-1 draw
>>63445554
They speak like uneducated peasants
>>63445551
hows r/cricket?
>>63445427
Just fuck off you miserable cunt, if you died no one would care
If you don't live here you should commit pooicide.
>>63445551
fuck off fedorakiwi
>>63445709
>living outside a capital city
>>63445743
>"living" in a poopital shitty
pooill yourself
>>63445551
don't worry mate you'll be deported back soon
>>63445761
>being irrelevant
Have fun with that
>>63445709
Can I come?
I don't care for Fosters 2bh
>>63445709
>Poor mans Wollongong
kek
>>63445812
>pooing from pootoria
literally pooill yourself, poo.
>>63445709
>poor man's Noosa
>>63445845
Not Victorian
>>63445829
>GOATcastle literally has the largest amount of millionaires per capita outside of Sydney
What does Wollongong have? not jobs, that's for sure.
>>63445873
Sucks to be you then. Please remove yourself from this thread, this board, this site and this earth immediately.
who /cricketshow/
gt home just in time to see smiddy's speech
>>63445975
How the fuck is that out? what a stupid sport
Would NZ cricket get better if they had a team in the Australian domestic comp?
i think gillespie was the best all rounder of all time
>WinViz was right
Explain yourselves /cric/
>>63446042
yes desu
would benefit from more practice on aussie pitches
I wish you would all die of cancer
Why are you Aussies so bitter and uptight all the time? At least we kiwis have a reason to feel like shit after these past five days.
smith should grow a beard or something if he wants to be taken seriously
>>63446192
Well I smoke weed, so getting cancer is a scientific and medical impossibility for me.
>>63446263
>inhaling smoke into your respiratory system
>not getting cancer
got some bad news for you, dumb cunt.
>>63446042
That's....actually not a bad idea.
>>63446327
just like nrl really
>>63446315
Does THC no longer cure cancer? That would be bad news indeed!
I just realised that I feed off dumb cunts and love calling them out on being dumb cunts. I didn't think that I was insecure but I must be if I love being smarter than everyone else. I wonder what I am insecure about though.
>>63446327
>>63446042
its retarded, australia would get better at playing in nz if they had a team in the nz comp too
every country would get slightly better playing in overseas conditions if they had players suited to them
>This panel shilling D/N test cricket and calling it a success before it has even begun
Disgusting
>>63446352
You're a special kind of retarded, aren't you?
If you are breathing in smoke, your are damaging your lungs. Sorry to break it to you, but maybe your parents should have told you at an earlier age that you are fucking retarded.
Enjoy your short life though, dumb cunt.
Hey cric
why does the universe exist?
>>63446357
You're insecure at having no intellectual equal, and desperately challenge others to ascend and become your peer.
I have the same """problem"""
>>63446392
To allow rugby to exist.
>>63446352
>smoking cures cancer
Oh wow get a load of this broscience.
Friendly reminder that birth is a death sentence
Hey cric
Can you tell the girl you don't know that you're the one for me?
>>63444948
nothing wrong with that. No way any of the cricket grounds would have the capacity they do if it wasnt for bogan jump
who /chem/ here
exams always line up with griged desu
>>63446417
>Falling for big pharma chemotherapy memes
?????
Am I being trolled? I thought australians were supposed to be smart?
>>63446555
>I thought australians were supposed to be smart
>>63446555
>if you wish cancer away it disappears
Remember to eat your activated almonds today faget?
>>63446555
tripfag thinks SMOKING weed cures cancer
go back to whatever shit tier facebook page you came from
>>63446626
>>63446555
samefag
>>63446626
>>63446602
I bet you think cocaine is bad for you, too
Smdh tbqhwy family
>>63446315
>>63446387
>>63446417
>>63446602
>>63446626
>being this retarded
it's called filtering guys
>>63446695
Hope you get aids then pray it away.
>>63446380
fuck off daniel
even if the ball is shithouse it is still a good thing
people like you are happy to watch Test cricket die aslong as nothing ever changes
>>63446749
I wasn't being shitting on D/N tests at all only saying it's funny how badly these dumbfucks are shilling it.
terveisin not Daniel
I hope everyone on /cric/ lives a long and happy life
>>63446829
>Channel 9 are shilling their own product
who could have fucking seen that coming?
>>63446749
daniel here
I don't really mind it
But every one of the shield matches with the meme ball I've seen sucked hard.
>>63446989
>daniel now watches the Sheffield Shield as well as the County Championship
I believe you're transcending mortality daniel
>>63446838
Here's your (You)
>The Block NZ doing badly
>Mark Richardson may soon have a gap in his hosting schedule
>NZ unironically have Guptill opening for them
Why not a new reality tv show where Mark Richardson teaches the next generation of NZ opening batsmen, using his dry sense of humour to cut to shreds any one who tries to meme hit in favour of the block, the leave, and the front foot drive. Hopefully it will start a production line of openers who average 44.8 of 113 balls per innings
can even call it The Block as well
>>63444216
kek
KEK
K E K
The stage is set for a cheeky 4-test series. But the logical step would be to invite Pakistan over.
>>63445709
yawn: the town
>>63447278
I'm unironically going to post this in leddit
>>63447446
>this flag
>this comment
kek
KEK
>>63446727
>kiwi
discarded
if you ignore kiwis they will go away
it worked back in the 2012 nrl season
>>63447484
which only highlights just how much of yawn town borecastle is
>>63447513
hi :D
>>63447278
Good post :D
>>63444283
Harbhajan's hattrick against us in the greatest (aka most rigged) series of all time. Only 1 of the wickets was actually out.
How about that all-star game in Citi Field over the weekend? Pretty good. Finally got to see Lara bat again.
poorpetually poorturbed, pooicidal poo peeland poofters literally poorius right now, lads
>>63446602
I think an Australian said the activated almonds thing actually.
>>63447278
Also teaching them to fall over when they get a cramp.
>>63448482
Honorary american desu
when is the next test lads?
>>63449041
Friday.
>>63449146
neat, see you then lads
>>63443938
>gitaeu trying to twist and break saveas leg
>pocock stomping mccaw
>kepu trying to assault dan carter continously
>moore trying to trip aaron smith
kek, you guys were trying to win the bokkies botha award.
>>63444690
wew
>>63444948
The WACA (RIP) is a dedicated cricket ground
AFL is played at Subiaco Oval
>>63443858
>get home from work expecting to see the last wickets being picked up
>poo peeland already BTFO
god fucking damn it. Should have known they'd collapse when KANE got out last night. Fucking dropcunts.
>>63445823
we LITERALLY can't even buy Fosters here, it all gets shipped out to America
>>63451108
good riddance I say
Reminder that once again I will be getting laid tonight with another 8/10. pics to come later
Who /gong/ here? If so, wanna head up to the lighthouse for a pissup?
who /goldentriangle/ here lads?
>>63451241
>>63451319
Which part of Australia is both close to a beach, and has good basketball culture/courts?
I want to visit, but I can't go without hoops in my heart.
Beautiful country btw
>>63451429
every city is on the coast, but basketball culture isn't really a thing here
There's courts all around the place, but they're mostly used by asian manlets
>>63443858
Congradgelation kankaroos
>>63451429
Wollongong has got you covered m8. The Building next to the football stadium is where the Wollongong Hawks play. Catch the plane here and ill shout you some beer
>>63451630
heres the pic f.am
good day for shield cricket, pity nsw couldn't prepare a ground or we might have had three close finishes
>>63451857
Is was the Victorians having a cry. Typical Lellbourne behaviour
>>63451909
if that was the case why is cricket nsw moving their next match to bankstown? lmao
New Zealand win the series 2-1
