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>Bangladesh beat Zimbabwe by 58 runs
>West Indies currently being BTFO by Sri Lanka
>Pee Pooland v Elite Muscular Australia on Friday
OFFICIAL POOICIDE WATCH
>the whole New Zealand team except Kane and Southee
>WICB
>Tendulkar's Blasters
>Daniel
cricket is gay
>>63457068
Well fuck you.
>>63457068
bit rude lad
>>63457068
Ya buns und thighs
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>>63457068
Thanks German sempai
>>63457078
>>63457081
jk ;)
>>63457168
top quality banter tbqh
>>63457188
thanks
>just slightly over pitched outside the off stump
>>63457573
Rashid isn't playing atm m8
poo peeland
>we are one sore back away from UNIRONICALLY playing McClenaghan in a test match
who /JUST/ here?
>>63460311
you will have 2 pie chuckers then, mcleleghan and craig
cant they just pick someone that isnt retarded
>>63460998
Literally all of our second rate okay bowlers are injured lol
Not gonna lie tho McShittigan could work at the whacker because he's literally a "that didn't work, time to bowl bouncers" kind of bowler. He's just shit at it.
>>63460998
I doubt they'll actually play both 2bh, the likely solution is Santner in for Neesham and Henry and Wagner in, depending if Southee is fit or not
But then again they unironically kept playing Craig in the UAE after he got walloped so they might play him again hoping he'll get a few meme wickets.
McShitagain won't play unless all the bowlers get injured though. At least i hope so
>>63461303
His 134kph bouncers will trouble no one m8
>first choice opening bowler out
>first choice first change bowler out
>both first and second choice allrounders out
>boult being shit
Wew
lads is "You can't Stump the Trump" actually a /cric/ meme?
>>63461330
its like the ashes but happening to us :^(
>>63457573
>drowning poo - feces
let the feces hit the floor
let the feces hit the floor
let the feces hit the floor
let the feces hit the... FLOOOORRRRRRR
sanitation, what for?
can't take much more
ONE, no toilets near me
TWO, no toilets near me
THREE, no toilets near me
FOUR, no toilets near me
>LET THE FECES HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE FECES HIT THE FLOOR
>LET THE FECES HIT THE FLOOR
>>63461951
Got a decent kek out of this, thanks Canada.
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63462482
>posting it again
b2leddit
Is Milne injured?
>>63461330
boult showed moments of what he can do
waca will not suit the pp bowlers at all though, even if southee is fit expect another btfo
australian bowlers on the other hand seem perpetually bowl like they're at the waca
>>63462482
This is the worst story I've ever read.
>>63462783
Pee Pooland honestly shot themselves in the foot by reducing the series to three tests and having two of them at the Gabba and the WACA.
>>63462482
>mech eng
The content is easy, and the work load is hell.
and don't get too full of yourself, Medicine is just all memorization....it's at the same difficulty level as engineering
>>63462931
fuck off carl
Bitchwide Storcshit on pooicide watch
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/mitch-starc-fined-for-throwing-ball-at-or-near-a-player-icc-penalty-gabba-test-australia-new-zealand/2015-11-09
>>63461330
>>first choice first change bowler out
?
>>63462884
>Pee Pooland honestly shot themselves in the foot by reducing the series to three tests
what the fuck are you talking about you drooling retard?
This series was always three Tests
the series that got reduced was the return series in February which was originally 3 Tests and is now 2
>>63462482
> using a computer
> electrical engineering is a joke
> irony
> jokes
> humor
> greentext
> memes
> marginalize argument with arrow
>He's got a great dick made for the game
>>63463457
Obesitycunt
It's fucking hot lads
>>63464781
it's a comfy 15 degrees in melbourne
>England will literally never be no.1 again at anything
>>63462931
lmao man we tried to have this discussion yesterday they were all "no hurr durr med is the hardest thing of all time"
I will completely admit that it is harder than MechEng, but not BiomEng or EngSci or ChemEng or any of the actually difficult ones
>>63463430
Milner
Would have been first pick if fit, I'm sure of it. 100% because he can bowl LE FAST XDXDXD which is all that matters in bouncyland
>>63466747
>first choice first-change bowler
>a guy who has NEVER played Test cricket
yeah sure
>>63467079
You underestimate how low our stocks are
you now remember the last meme bash final
>>63467541
I don't sry
>>63467317
it's you who is overestimating Milne
Milne bowls 140-145 kp/h and makes Mitchell Starc look like Glenn McGrath. Warner would absolutely feast on him.
Someone like Wagner who can bowl a line and length will be far more useful to you than Milne who would go for over a run-a-ball.
Tbh why don't we just grab a few maoris and coconuts and teach them how to bowl fast?
>>63467541
>Shitriques has UNIRONICALLY played a test match
>>63467698
Being fat and smelly isn't conducive to bowling fast desu
>>63467734
Shitriques is LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY better than Neesham
I'm not even joking. That guy makes Ian Harvey look like Jacques Kallis.
>>63467698
they'd rather play union
>>63467742
Warne
>>63467785
More hundreds than 2/3 of your batsmen
kek
KEK
>>63467825
>8/820
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63467734
>Memeswell was LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY used as a test batsman
>Stoinis LITERALLY played in the Ashes
>engineering is hard
>mfw
>>63467940
Is this the start of a brand new /cric/ patented meme, lads?
>>63467878
How does that refute my point
>>63467999
you had a point?
>>63467962
its been around for ever m8
some autist just decides to post it here now
>>63467962
It is brand new, but patented /net/ meme.
t. meme creator
>>63468022
kek
KEK
>>63468079
Do you have the registration to back that patent up?
>>63463533
>>63462931
>engineering student knowing anything about difficulty
reminder Sean Abbott was a LITERAL murderer
has there ever been a worse leave
>inb4 memeswell
i think this one is worse, for a start amla should know how to play and 2nd the memeswell one actually swung in a fair bit
>>63468164
Poor guy must have gone through hell :(
>>63468199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24l5ZviHuh0
Surprised this isn't mentioned often
>>63468199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVRMiNFl9Gk
TWICE in the same test.
he is literally as much of a homebabby as Bitchwide Johnshit. He is nothing if the ball isnt swinging
Shit Lanka is clearly an anomaly
>>63468362
32 in the UAE is pretty good tbf
>>63467791
yeh lightning quick he was
>>63468480
shut the fuck up phaggot
>>63468341
that second wicket was a freak though, pretty unlucky
just got a haircut lads
>>63468859
bet it's shit lad
>>63469054
I look really fucking good tbqh
r8 my look lads
>>63469542
Looking good lad
>>63469542
sm h u dank af t bh fa m
>>63469542
hi memespouter
>>63469542
Looks good, let's see the back ;)
>>63469542
yo i feel like this kid took these pictures and then made them into stickers and put them on his trapper keeper and shit
look at that little shit, look how proud he is of his trollface slippers and edgy frames and shit
that nerd was on top of the world till he got to school that morning and had oatmeal poured down his pants
>>63469542
Swag
As
F*ck
>>63469542
Those eyes look so wrong somehow.
>>63471498
bowden ruined it by overacting
Official team to beat Australia at the WACA:
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Watling
Ronchi
Wagner
Henry
Southee
Boult
McCullum saying Southee looks like he'll be okay for Perth so far
>>63471632
how many fucking keepers do you want?
>>63471632
>Ronchi
Wew
When was the last time he played at the WACA?
>>63471632
>no Brownlie
>>63471632
>Ronchi
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63471925
literally averages more than any wicketkeeper in history m8. this is an objective fact.
Lawn bowls on at the moment.
Slice of heaven comes on when the kiwi team is introduced.
>>63471538
he is autistic
>want to watch griget videos on Youtube
>find a compilation of Steyn wickets
>some god-awful pop song playing over the top
why does the subcontinent have the plebbiest taste in music?
>>63471956
and >we unironically chose fucking Baddin over him which made him run off to Pee Pooland
>>63472015
>it's a robelinda2 video
>just filled with curries getting pissed at his titles and descriptions
>>63472021
Haddin is much better than Ronchi you fucking faggot
He is the reason we won the Ashes 5-0
>>63472028
some of the titles he puts up are great, the nathan lyon "ball of the century" where it hits a crack and goes to fucking leg slip has a whole load of indians in the comments going apeshit
>>63471632
fucking hell this team is shit
Your bowlers are only effective in NZ/England conditions. You need some actual pace or a top line spinner if you want to compete with Australia or South Africa
>>63472039
That might have been true a decade ago, but he's been objective trash for years, even more so than Haddin
>>63472078
I don't think any New Zealand fan wants Shitchi in the team, but this is really the only tour where he'd be useful.
Of the 6 tests between the two teams at the WACA, Australia has only won twice and New Zealand has won once.
australia on nervous watch
>>63472051
>Your bowlers are only effective in NZ/England conditions
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/742615.html
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/939087.html?CMP=chrome
>M-MUH EXPERIENCE
Bitchwide is on his lastlegs desu. If he can't produce a decent performance at the WACA, his biggest homebabby ground, he is done for good.
Is there any point in keeping Bitchwide in the team after Perth? He was unironically bowling slower than Boult on the fifth day.
>>63472114
>Craig getting 10 wickets
and into the trash that goes
>>63472114
Is this supposed to be impressive?
That is really the best you could do?
>>63472119
Who is he going to be replaced with though?
Cummins has bones made of glass, Faulkner is injured and Fekete is ancient
>>63472119
>>63472123
wew lad, hivemind. I was just reading that too
This experience thing is a literal meme. You guys have the easiest summer coming up against the Meme Indies and >us.
Hazlewood and Starc have been spraying far too muich as of late, the last thing they need is the "influence" of Bitchwide.
>>63472123
Not really, I'd much rather see Patto picked
>>63472123
they will give him the summer but there are too many good young quicks ready to take his spot for him to go any longer than that
>>63472128
Yes, it's a pity Australia couldn't do half as good.
>>63472128
>implying the UAE isn't objectively the hardest place in the world to bowl for quicks
kys casual
Johnmeme is going to be pressured into retirement just like Cancer and Baddin, mark my words
>>63472133
see >>63472136
>Faulkner
kek
KEK
he is literally Memeswell-tier. There are about 10 bowlers in Australia better than Fuckner
next in line would be Berhendorff desu
>>63472139
They did pretty well the other day, friend
>>63472136
>>63472137
Pattinson looked short of zip in the ODI series against England, but that's about all I've seen of him since desu, has he been better in the Shield?
>>63472155
>short of zip
I want kiwis to leave
>>63472134
>You guys have the easiest summer coming up against the Meme Indies and >us.
exactly, the opportunity should be given to someone like Pattinson or Behrendorff to establish themselves in the side with easy fixtures like this
>>63472153
not him but
>pic literally says "australian homebabbies"
>mention a win at home as your argument
>>63472139
you've posted this before, you've taken out the two ashes tests where they btfo englel
Reminder LITERALLY any of >our quicks could walk into the New Zealand team at this point, even Abbott the team killer
>>63472155
>Pattinson looked short of zip in the ODI
How new are you? he was bowling 150 kp/h in that series.
His radar was just a bit off. And Patto has never been a good meme cricket bowler anyway. Tho he was pretty gun in BBL lastyear
>>63472145
and where exactly is the great NZ fast bowling performance I am supposed to be looking at?
Boult taking 4 wickets in the match isn't it, surely?
>>63472165
dunno the technical term, his action just lacked the same snap and he looked down on pace
>>63472166
this Tbh. They also need to make up their mind whether Starc is going to take the enforcer role like Bitchwide or actually become the spearhead of the attack.
Why don't they play in Antarctica lads?
>>63472175
Pee Poolanders are unable to identify speeds above 135 kph since that's all they're used to seeing
>>63472175
tbf the one ODI he watched, he was bowling around 135
>>63472176
>Your bowlers are only effective in NZ/England conditions. You need some actual pace or a top line spinner if you want to compete with Australia or South Africa
didnt specify which sort of bowler m8 :^)
/TheGuru/ when?
I fucking hate Kiwis, although it is funny watching their reaction whenever we thump them in the cricket
They are by far the shittest creature on this planet.
>muh moral victory
>big mean Australian's are ruining the game for us all
>forget that I only started watching cricket during the WC
>ignore that Kiwis are just as bad and are confirmed for actual fucking cheaters
>>63472139
>that second test
>literally the worst bowling performance in Australian history
>>63472212
and we still took more wickets than the BlackCapsâ„¢ did in this last Test
>>63472223
Most of what I've said is literally correct though. This is an objective fact. >We still have the better batting line-up ACROSS ALL CONDITIONS, but trust ACBs to not realize cricket happens outside Poo Peelia as well.
Johnmeme IS finished, Australia HAVE lost more at Perth and Adelaide than any other home ground in the past 15 years, Australia DID lose to India's trundlers at Perth, Taylor in his funk WOULD STILL WALK into Poo Peelia's top 7, and pyjama cricket WILL NEVER be real cricket.
All objective facts.
>>63472212
>>63472224
really puts things in perspective
>>63472224
>lauding home victories as an achievement
Why are Ausfailian keket bogans so deluded?
1. Mitchell Starc
2. Josh Hazlewood (>LE FUGG LE HAZLEBAD XDDD)
3. James Pattinson
4. Pat Cummins
5. Mitchell Johnson
6. Peter Siddle
7. Jason Behrendorff
8. Gurinder Sandhu
9. Andrew Fekete
10. Jackson Bird
>>63472244
I was merely making the observation that our worst bowling performance of all time, which was really bad, was still better than the one NZ just served up this week.
I don't have anything against Benaud or Hughes, but I loved when they died.
you know why? Because of Ausfailian cricket bogans. It was hilarious seeing the most vile, spiteful, bitter hate filled pieces of shit in world sport cry little bitch tears over a bunch of deaths to people who never knew they existed. Here you are getting upset over these comments when you, as an Ausfailian cricket bogan, have likely said far worse things.
YOU are a little fucking f*ggot. I bet you're the little bitchboy who demanded that a new game thread be made yesterday when I included 'fuck Richie Benaud' at the end of my post.
>>63472249
>863 runs is better than 820
kek
KEK
K E K
>Poo Peelian """"""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""
>>63472240
>>We still have the better batting line-up ACROSS ALL CONDITIONS
Nope
Guptill is shit in all conditions
Latham is very average
Kane is GOAT I'll give you that
Taylor is about Burns-level
McCullum is a walking meme. He's actually pretty shit. People make fun of Warner but he is a far more intelligent cricketer than McMeme
your 6 is complete garbage.
Watling is good.
So objectively speaking, ACROSS ALL CONDITIONS
Warner>Latham
Burns>Kucktill
Koala<Kane
Smith>Faylor
Voges=McCullum
Best Marsh>>>>>>>>>>>>Neeshit/Santner
Nevill<Watling
>>63472240
The only batsman worth anything in New Zealand's ""attack"" is Williamson. McCullum is a literal meme and Taylor has been batting like absolute trash
>b-but he's still better than yours!
Bushman, Warner, Burns, Voges and Smith are all OBJECTIVELY better batsmen than he is. He might edge over Nevill, but he's not in the team for his batting performance
>>63472246
>starc
>seam
kys casual
if you don't think kane williamson is the best batsmen in the world you are objectively wrong
>>63472268
wickets are the first thing that matters when you are analysing a bowling performance
I shouldn't have to educate every Kiwi that posts in /cric/, you guys have been watching for almost a year now.
@63472275
@63472277
here's a (You)
it says a lot about ausfailian keket bogans when they think burns, who has LITERALLY NEVER played a SINGLE test outside Australia to be better than Taylel
>>63472288
> you guys have been watching for almost a year now.
freshcunt detected
>>63472290
Taylor has literally no competition for his spot . he gets to play without pressure every single game. Burns has played for his career in every single Test match he has had.
if Burns played for New Zealand he'd have a similar record to Faylor
@63472277
yeah, i think voges showed everyone his class in the Ashes ;^)
@63472303
kys casual
>>63472290
He's played county cricket, and we're obviously comparing players based on their performance on Australian pitches. There's no point looking at them anywhere else right now since that's where the games are being played
>>63472300
>LE VOGES IS LE BETTER THAN LE TAYLOR XDXDXD
>>63472300
fuck that was bad
Such a strange series, go from Lords to that.
>this is New Zealand's best ever cricket team
>this is Australia's weakest team since the days of Kim Hughes
>New Zealand still get completely demolished
kek
KEK
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K - E - K
>>63472308
Voges is unironically a solid batsman who let his nerves get the better of him in the ashes. His performance in the last test was good and he was the highest scoring shield batsman last year.
>>63472318
Pretty hard to compare them imo
Taylor has been given a really long run to make his career and hasn't really done anything and Voges has only just got his chance and has no time left.
>>63472333
>and hasn't really done anything
he whacked Shoaib Akhtar for a load of wallops that one time
but yeah that's about it
Just found out that Steve Smith averages 51.11 in 40 innings away from home
For reference Kane averages 42.80 from 51 away and Ross Taylor averages 36.14 from 68
>>63472368
>LE FLAT TRACK BULLY XDDDDD
>>63472368
>averaging a half century
Pretty impressive to me desu. Do you have a notable figure in cricket history for me to compare this to?
>>63472405
Anything above 50 over a decent sized career is extremely good.
Some good batsmen, like Kane Williamson as an example, bat better at home and score more runs there. Steve is special because he is equally prolific at home and overseas.
>>63472405
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/282910.html
in case you don't already know, a cricket batting average is number of runs scored divided by number of times you get out, instead of runs divided by innings
>>63472433
daniel just had an asthma attack
>>63472450
Effectively runs per spell, yes?
>first time I ever had the privilege to watch Steve Smith bat, he scores one run and is promptly out.
>>63472450
>you will never witness Bradman's career
It's fucking crazy to think that we will probably never see another batsman who has played 50 Tests average over 60. Let alone fucking 99.94.
>>63472463
Wait spell refers to the bowler.
Is there a term for the time a batter is not out?
>>63472473
Innings
>>63472473
everytime a batsman goes out that is an innings. There are two innings in a Test match (they dont always bat two innings tho, Peter Nevill didn't bat at all against PP). If the batsman is notout then his average is counted from the next time he is dismissed. So if a batsman scores
20*
35*
10
He will average 65.
*=not out
Michael Hussey at one point racked up an average of 100+ in ODI's by batting @ 7 and constantly being notout.
was the bsa meme just an excuse to pander to americans
>>63472485
>filtering BSA's
have a (you) for the effort
>>63472487
>Michael Hussey at one point racked up an average of 100+ in ODI's by batting @ 7 and constantly being notout.
Legend.
>>63472496
theres nothing wrong with 'pandering' if they're decent questions. This guy stuck around for an entire November Test match.
it's questions like 'how do they score points' and 'how many outs are there' that qualify as shit pandering.
>>63472496
I don't mind if they stick around i jst hate the one off shit "lol this sport is random" posts
why dont teams play 2 spinners anymore?
>>63472516
nobody has enough good spinners, most don't have any at all
>>63472503
shill harder phaggot
>>63472516
Curries did against SA
>>63472516
Hello newfriend :^)
Are you watching cricket because the AFL/NRL season is over?
>>63472509
>Do you have a notable figure in cricket history for me to compare this to?
hasn't heard of bradman wew lad
spoonfeeding is as bad as pandering
>>63472518
I can understand why too. Nobody wants to be known as a spinner, defending your sexuality as a cricket player is hard enough
>>63472527
Bradman shouldn't be compared to, he is the anomaly
Besides that, it isn't fair to compare across generations.
Greg Chappell averaged in the low 50's but that was in the 70's against the Windies and all the rest and on pitches that were far worse than what there is now.
Is there anyone who unironically thinks that Sangakkara or Kallis (averaging high 50's) were better batsman than Greg Chappell? Top fucking kek
Same point with Viv Richards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxFiN62tGts
wew
was howard the GOAT, lads?
http://www.relianceiccrankings.com/ranking/test/batting/
ausfailian cricket bogans sweating and on literal pooicide watch
>>63472051
RP Swing and Irfan Pathan took wickets in Perth to win the test for us in 2008. Southee and Boult could do the same.
>>63472519
>Hating on Mr. Cricketâ„¢ (ty Wikipedia)
>>63472527
I'm trying to grasp the significance of the statistics right now 2bh desu. Looking it up wouldn't have got near as good an answe as >>63472487
I promise and solemnly swear to keep my posts to the high standard of /cric/
>>63472544
>gets 43 and 1 and goes up
have fun when smith goes back up after perth
>>63472544
Career best rating is what I go by
>>63472551
they could
but they wont
Anyway I'd be more worried about their batting. KANE looks like the only one who knows how to score runs in Aussie conditions.
I'm convinced that McMeme has let the hype get to his head. I don't ever remember him playing this badly or this irresponsibly.
>>63472559
AB will be no1 by the end of the year because he will have a feast on Englel's NZ-tier swing-babby medium pacers at home
>>63472560
by that logic Mendis was GOAT
>>63472563
his captaincy has been absolutely horrible, he's making Smith look like Taylor or Clarke
I unironically think that McMeme is responsible for Australia's first innings
>>63472563
i thought Latham did alright
>>63472570
did I say anything about bowlers?
The bowling rankings are terribly inaccurate. The career best rankings for batsmen are at least semi reliable
4 seamers + craig@7
4 seamers + ronchi
3 seamers + santner & craig
if they pick that last option at the fucking waca i will lose my mind
>>63472573
there was signs of this against England aswell. If the opposition gets on top he seems to get confused and have no idea what to do. I'd unironically rather have Captain Cock than McMeme if his bowlers aren't going to do the job because atleast Cook will keep the scoring rate down.
the WACA is Warner's favourite ground. if he gets in it will be carnage.
>>63472580
also 3 seamers + ronchi and craig
>>63472583
It was funny watching their fielders run more than the batsmen
>>63472578
by that logic Ponting was better than Viv
>>63472563
Latham was decent too.
McMeme was scoring at will until umpball.
>>63472596
yeah, no shit
>>63472577
I disagree
he got starts in both innings but then got bogged down and couldn't rotate the strike and let the bowlers work him over.
Australian bowlers are too good to try and block out an entire day against, you have to rotate the strike or they'll get you out eventually. I know you're going to say Adelaide 2012 but that was against Hilfenhaus & Siddle (Patto broke down 1st innings).
>>63472155
Yes. He's only played one Shield match and was the best bowler in an attack that tore Qld a new arsehole in the second innings (that team included Khawaja and Burns). He also looked very good in the domestic one day tournament, I would have had him as the second best bowler of the tournament behind Starc.
That said, there's no need to rush him back to the national team. I think ease him through this summer to give him back his confidence in his body and target a Test comeback about a year from now when Johnson has retired.
>>63472596
at his peak, there were few better than Ricky Ponting.
Prime Ponting was unstoppable. His average only dropped because he faded badly after 2009. before then he was averaging about 60
>>63472580
>>63472588
I think Hesson will unironically go with the last option or your second post. I'm still undecided as to whether he's a gambler or a genius.
The question is the combination of quicks. It's pretty obvious that Craig absolutely shouldnt play, but if Southee's fit, which seamers do they pick?
They'll probably go for Ronchi over Santner because >muh experience
>>63472600
>>63472606
yeah, did him a fuckload of good in india innit
kys casuals
Can you guys get a new captain that can handle the banter?
I thought this test series was going to be fun
>>63472600
>>63472606
by that logic Root was better than Lara
>>63472608
>I think Hesson will unironically go with the last option or your second post. I'm still undecided as to whether he's a gambler or a genius.
That's suicide
Craig is trash. Santner doesn't even count as an allrounder and as a batsman he averages <30 in NZ First Class cricket.
The only reason Straya won't play 4 seamers is because of Best Marsh but Gary Lyon isn't going to do much.
Guess which country I filtered
>>63472611
>Zhang bringing up Asia EVERY SINGLE TIME
Comparing batsmen across generations is dumb, they faced different bowlers and used different bats
>>63472613
>plays nothing but memes
>refuses to have any fun
Mcmeme is fucking odd tbqh
>>63472616
When has Root ever been good?
He hasn't scored a century away from home except against the fucking Windies (doesnt count) lmao
He averaged like 15 in the away Ashes
>>63472608
Yeah that's probably what will happen.
Anyone else over Australia's obsession with playing an all-rounder? I mean stick with Marsh for the next match because it's the WACA and will be hit as fuck, but in general it annoys me that the selectors never consider going in without one especially when the options we've had have been less than stellar.
>>63472618
I know it's suicide, but he backed Craig all through the UAE tour where he literally averaged 100 with the ball before the last test.
I really hope they pick Wagner. He's the least talented of the lot but he's the hardest worker and doesn't get thrown off his game by getting smacked as much as Henry or Bracewell.
>>63472623
Is McCullum like secretly a Pocock style SJW or something?
There is no excuse for his complete lack of personality
>>63472625
exactly, which is why measuring greatness over a fucking algorithm-based ranking is idiotic.
by that logic Gambhir was better than Gilchrist
>>63472623
>meme bowler vs meme batsmen
the ultimate memeoff
>>63472625
I don't rate Root at all
His record is complete shit in Aus/NZ and has never played in SA
>>63472628
sounds like he should play then
you'll need someone who can keep running in at P*rth because it's going to be like 40 degrees apparently
>>63472627
if you're sticking with the twin Bitchwides meme, then yes, an allrounder is useful
>>63472627
>selectors are worried the batting is too thin with the allrounder
>pick six batsman instead
>60
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>>63472629
He never used to be like this, I think he's totally been sucked into this whole le nice guy facade. Especially after the English media won't stop sucking his dick nonstop.
And it's really annoying because I know Southee is itching to dish out the banter.
The lowest level of kuckdom he reached was yesterday when he actually stood up for Starc for chucking the ball at HIS player.
>>63472627
Watson was literally in the team to give bitchwide and harris a break and recover
Obviously with bitchwide 1 and 2, you need an allrounder even more, and Marsh actually has potential to be pretty great so it makes sense
>>63472645
say what you will about guys like Ponting, Waugh or Border, but they'd be fucking furious about what Starc did
Mcmeme is honestly pathetic
>>63472645
>when he actually stood up for Starc for chucking the ball at HIS player
what? I don't remember that at all.
Not surprised though
>>63472645
>I think he's totally been sucked into this whole le nice guy facade
and the >LE AGGRESSIVE CAPTAINCY XDD
he literally believes his own memes
>The lowest level of kuckdom he reached was yesterday when he actually stood up for Starc for chucking the ball at HIS player.
Kek even Stove threw Starc under the bus for that
>>63472636
Yeah, and he should have played in the UAE, but I dunno, the coach seems to have it out for him. He really gets the short end of the stick. He played a big role in the series decider against the Windies, didnt play any of the UAE tests, got smacked in one game in which >we won by an innings anyways, and hasn't played since.
>>63472654
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/mitch-starc-fined-for-throwing-ball-at-or-near-a-player-icc-penalty-gabba-test-australia-new-zealand/2015-11-09
pretty fucking pathetic. he deserves more than a fine for that
>>63472654
>"I hoped he was trying to aim at the stumps and, if that's the case and it just slipped out, then so be it," McCullum said.
>"We'll give him the benefit of the doubt there. I'm sure we'll find out once we have a beer in the changeroom."
>>63472637
>>63472646
Johnson will retire in a year. I say give Marsh that long to improve but if he's still playing as he is now he isn't good enough to be in the Test team. Pick an extra bat and give Lyon more responsibility to tie up an end.
>>63472645
>>63472655
he is stuck in this bizzare double think mindset
He always talks about how aggressive his team will play and how they are always trying to get the mental edge over the opponent (by moving the field every single ball) and yet the actions of the team are the complete opposite.
I would love if NZ would give us back some shit, fuck knows we deserve it.
>>63472662
>once we have a beer in the changeroom
JUST STOP
IT ONLY MAKES ME HATE YOU MORE
>>63472663
Best Marsh should be given atleast all 6 home Tests because Straya will win both series anyway
He should also play the Sri Lanka series because you need an allrounder for that.
Not sure about Best Marsh in New Zealand tho. he really struggled in England and NZ conditions are similar
>>63472654
he said something along the lines of "i'll give him the benefit of the doubt, I thought it just slipped out of his hands" when it was CLEARLY OBVIOUS that Bitchwide Shitarc just threw a shit fit after getting smacked around. Any other captain would have schooled him for that.
Fucking tall poppy syndrome in this country has removed any semblance of attitude or flair from our sportsmen and made them all concrete borebags like Bitchie McWhore
>>63472655
Don't get me wrong, he's done a really good job in the developmental stages of the team, and the aggression meme gave them a chance when they were still young, but the team is maturing enough to the point where they know his natural game enough that he doesn't need to pull memes out of a hat every few overs.
Even now, I feel Kane is well ready for the captaincy, and probably has the far better cricketing brain. McMeme has done a brilliant job in resurrecting the team, but I think he either needs to dial it down or move on and give it to Kane. I don't think he'll be playing tests this time next year anyway.
>>63472669
Yeah, it's not urgent or anything and I think he is the best option if we are going to play an all-rounder. I just hope the selectors don't lock themselves into always picking one even if we don't have a player to warrant it.
>>63472676
I notice the same attitude with the All Blacks. Even when they win they don't seem happy, always snarling
>>63472665
>yet the actions of the team are the complete opposite.
I fucking hated how literally every NZ player ran up to Warner to shake his hand after scoring a 100. You don't have to be Australia-tier dickheads on the field, but at least fucking show some sort of competitive intensity out there.
I hate this whole "le beers after the game" meme. That should only be done after the series has ended, and I have no idea why Australia got flack for it during the Ashes.
>>63472676
>I don't think he'll be playing tests this time next year anyway.
He'll be playing in the pinnacle event on the cricketing calendar, the Big Based League. Canberra expansion team WHEN?
>>63472684
The ABs have no fucking personality despite being probably the most dominant international sports team ever because the media likes to shit on anyone who dares to acknowledge they're the shit. Hadlee was always disliked because he had the nerve to act like a professional in a team of amateurs.
>>63472685
>and I have no idea why Australia got flack for it during the Ashes.
it was a meme created by Blanderson who is genuinely imo the most unlikeable cunt in world cricket
he's basically the awkward loner at school who won't talk to anyone and then will just fuck off and go bitching behind everyone's backs
I have a theory about McCullum
Maybe he is somehow involved with Chris Cairns and Lou Vincent and so now he is trying to win everybody over with "it's just a game" "we are all friends" shtick that he is forcing so that when he goes down people will be like "well, it was just a game, lets not be too harsh on ol Brendon
>>63472665
>I would love if NZ would give us back some shit, fuck knows we deserve it.
fuck yes. Part of the reason the Chappell/Hadlee series were so popular over here in the mid-2000s was because the New Zealand team would always give back to the Australians what they dished out. Now that spark is gone, we're just left with big bad australians vs le nice guys. McMeme needs to stop being John Cena and just let it out, we all know he wants to.
Part of the reason why that Eden Park game was so fucking fun was because the crowd absolutely let it rip at the Australian team. I can't dream of a world where I have to stand up and politely applaud a Bitchwide wicket.
>>63472692
it's not that difficult to be the dominant team in a sport that has absolutely no international competitiveness
The Wallabies are a fucking Sydney/Pissbane private-school meme and they are unironically the 2nd best team in the world.
That's not to take away from the ABs, but Rugby doesn't really have a very good international scene.
>>63472684
New Zealand is a nation with extreme tall poppy syndrome.
If you're a sportsmen and you don't act like the "humble down to earth farmer" type guy you'll be ripped to shreds.
>>63472694
yeah I have no idea how Cook deals with a cunt like him 2bh.
Change of topic, but I've grown to unironically respect Cook as a captain
>>63472703
It totally plays into the Aus cricket team's hands too. They have always thrived when they get to play the bully but if you can flip it back onto them more often than not you will get the edge on them.
>>63472702
literally wouldn't be surprised
he knew about it for years before he bothered to report it
>>63472709
>Change of topic, but I've grown to unironically respect Cook as a captain
Same. he was absolutely shithouse two years ago but he has legitimately improved alot.
Back on the topic, literally everything KP said was true, all of those guys are absolute pricks. But KPs problem is that he is a complete softcunt who literally breaks down into tears if someone calls him a poofter (which he is).
>>63472714
the BSA hasn't posted once there you moron
this has been the best cricket discussion in weeks.
Fuck off back to reddit so you can downboat all the Kiwis and BSA's.
>>63472716
had a really sudden change in attitude too, maybe he is involved somehow.
Wouldn't that be hilarious
>>63472665
This.
This all makes me feel like he doesn't care who wins. Like lunch, tea, and beer with his m8s are what's important to him.
Maybe this particular Test isn't a big deal to your countries. But I can't stand this attitude. It's pussy shit.
these threads look so shit when you filter out all the shitposting and irrelevant countries
now i am left wondering why i have spent so long here in the very same shit threads
>>63472712
Exactly. All Kohli had to say was "I don't give a fuck about Johnson" to make bogans like Haddin spaz out and Bitchwide lose his lines.
There's literally nothing wrong with banter/sledging to throw your opponents of their game. If you can literally bowl the ball at a person's head, you should be allowed to say mean things.
Besides, it's not like >we haven't done it before. Based Fleming tore Graeme Smith a new one just to throw him off his game, and Vettori did to Faf a while back as well.
>>63472716
Yeah, I'd side with KP more if he didn't seem like he was so full of shit. That Ponting interview during the MemeBL was cringe central with the amount of pandering and victim-playing he did. Also that shit he was spouting about how he had players personally telling how how correct his book was, but he couldn't name them.
>>63472732
my sister was raped in the back of a taxi
>>63472742
spat water all over my screen
>>63472738
Some of those Kiwis like Southee and Neesham seem like they'd be able to dish out the banter properly as well
I don't want to live in a world where sledging in Test cricket doesn't occur.
>>63472757
>>>/reddit/
>>63472750
definitely
i mean southee and others got fined in the 2011 world cup because the proteas couldn't handle the banter desu
Is it in the Kiwi culture to be a massive faggot?
I remember when Binga BTFO'd Piers Morgan Hadlee had a right whinge about it
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/dec/29/piers-morgan-brett-lee-over-criticism
>>63472757
Sledging for the sake of sledging is literally embarrassing.
>"Nobody fights for the flag, I can tell you that right now. All this stuff about fighting and dying under it is a misconception. Now is the time for a flag change."
Oh shit, bogans on suicide watch
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11543020
>>63472773
they are our canada; massive inferiority complex and always trying to appease us.
and just like canada and america, poo peeland think we genuinely like them.
>>63472783
>being patriotic is being a bogan
found the sheltered kid under the age of 25
>>63472792
>being older than 25
>being on 4chan
where did it all go so wrong?
>>63472801
when I fucked your mother
>>63472784
we don't give 2 fucks about about America 2bh
>>63472813
yeah that's probably true but you can't help yourselves being americanized, just like us.
i reckon we care more about whether or not poo peeland cares about us rather than whether or not we actually care about them. the same with you and america.
>>63472801
still does't change the fact that you're a sheltered little kid, getting your world view from the internet and the media.
>>63472734
you won't be missed
Kane Williamson averages 47.19 in Tests & 48.02 in ODIs.
""""world class""""
>>63472839
top bants
>>63472840
yes, he literally is
>>63472516
*Australian teams
>>63472633
RSA is Aus 2.0 desu
>>63472852
they do, but only in the subcontinent - none of the australian pitches justify playing two spinners anymore
>>63472784
>>63472823
It's kinda funny. I agree with you when it comes to our inferiority complex but whenever I see interactions between Aussies and kiwis on 4chan it seems like the total opposite.
Imagine Lyon and Warnie bowling at both ends
fuark. unstoppable
>>63472867
imagine warnie ad macgill playing together. Literally unstoppable
>>63472876
AND Lyon
>Ronchi came in for the injured Corey Anderson at Headingley in May when Watling played as a batsman, but Hesson vowed not to play four specialist bowlers again after the workload essentially broke Trent Boult. "We learned our lesson from Leeds," he said. New Zealand won that match, but Hesson said five bowlers and shortening up the batting was his preferred option for Friday's second test.
warne and mcgrath were the GOAT bowling partnership
>>63472881
Craig literally averages 42, meme average or not that's enough for a #7
Australian batsman who would also bowl
Steve waugh, mark waugh, martyn, clarke katich, hussey, lehmann, hayden.
literally nearly every bloke in the team for the last 20 years could bowl when required if your front liners are tired.
>>63472883
>not miller lindwall
>not Lillee thomo
>not ambrose walsh
>>63472887
>27 FC ave
He's shit
>>63472893
inside every batsman is an off spin bowler waiting to emerge
>>63472906
i think slats once took ponting out in a net session once with a good bouncer
>>63472823
Once Britain leaves the EU and throws out the SJW crap we can all get together again and try and resist American culture before we wake up one day and find ourselves 300 lbs overweight with black people burning down the street outside and nothing on the telly but adverts for viagra and gold bullion.
>>63472893
even don did, though his bowling average would have been somewhere up around his batting average
>>63472895
exactly, they were superior to all of those because of the variation that a spin-quick partnerships offers as compared to two quicks
>>63472840
He averages almost 60 in the last 3 years.
It's dragged down by the fact he averaged like 32 2010-2013
smith and bane are like perfect opposites
kane is pretty much a textbook batsmen
smith will just throw his arms at the ball whilst walking across his stumps
>>63472947
his hand eye coordination is regressing by the day
by 30 he won't even be able to see the ball
desu senpai
>>63472867
what about warne and yasir shah bowling together
Is Steve Smith related to Steve Smith?
best wides of all time?
i'd say harmison's one
>>63472773
Giving that a guy literally died next year from which made you guys could run a Phil Hughes Memorial Summer complete with meme 408 signs, I'd say he had a point. Funny as it was, it was stupid.
>>63472897
>Marsh
>>63473017
given that the only thing i've ever heard about piers morgan was how much of a shitcunt he was it kind of made me respect him for it
>>63472947
Pretty much Tendulkar v Ponting 2.0 Tbh
Tendulkar still had a good last few years(barring the last 2), including a god-tier 2008-10 run, while Ponting just kept declining from 2009 onwards.
>>63473032
He's the biggest KP shill in existence
>>63473041
Dravid vs Ponting would be more apt
Tendulkar was pretty bad for his last 10 years except for that little renaissance he had. he peaked in the 90's.
Warner will be this generation's Lara. Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: you literally can't.
>>63473050
Fuck his tweets for KP throughout Englel's performance at the CWC were gold, especially after >123.
>>63473050
He's literally the reason KP's career was ended AND wasn't let back into the team for this years Ashes.
Something happened like Cook got dismissed, walked back into the changing room and Channel 9 had a tweet of Piers Morgan up on the TV calling Cook "Captain Weasel" and a softcunt.
Apparently Piers Morgan had Cook's wife in tears and Cook said to the ECB he would retire he KP was brought back in.
>>63473053
Yeah good point, although I mainly drew the Tendulkar comparison because I haven't seen a more textbook fedora purist batsman since Tendulkar apart from Kane.
I feel like Amla is probably more of a Dravid in his trigger movements, calmness and tendency to get overlooked for the star player in his team.
>>63473064
i dont understand england
why didnt they pick stokes or pietersen in the world cup
>>63473070
>Apparently Piers Morgan had Cook's wife in tears and Cook said to the ECB he would retire he KP was brought back in.
toppest kek
There was a tweet about how he's becoming the next Pope if England actually won the Ashes. Many keks were had after the 4th test.
Poo Shit Fales on pooicide watch
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/939103.html?CMP=chrome
>>63473074
Dravid is literally the definition of a "textbook fedora purist batsman"
You really know shit all about cricket, daniel.
Did you only start watching in 2014?
>>63473076
Stokes was in shit form and still underperforms in ODIs. They should have given Car Battery a solid run throughout 2014 in the ODI squad though, given he literally got picked for tests based on pyjama cricket performance.
Feel bad for Carbs and Tremlett 2bh. They seem like top cunts who got needlessly shafted by the ECB. The fact that the ECB wouldn't let Carberry bring his mum to OZ for Christmas (>tfw no gf) is as low as you can get.
>>63473082
He really wasn't, unless we're have different definitions.
If you're going by the coaching manual, Tendulkar literally had the purest technique you could get.
If you're going for pure aesthetic value, Tendulkar > Laxman > Dravid
>>63473093
>Stokes was in shit form
he literally went bonkers in the BBL which was like a month before the CWC and in Aussie conditions obviously
>>63473093
>and Tremlett
Daniel, you are such a casual. Tremlett was on life support during the 13/14 Ashes. He was bowling about 115-120 kp/h. He was literally only on the tour because of what he did the previous time.
But yeah they fucked up with Blackberry
>>63473102
Can you fuck off with thinking other people are me, please?
>>63473102
Not Daniel, muscular Ajay actually
I should rephrase - I don't think Tremlett should have actually played, I just mean if you look at his comments after the Ashes, you get the feeling that he really resented the team and the dressing room throughout the tour. Not that he'd ever play again, but the fact that he actually spoke out about it has probably left him blacklisted.
>>63473123
Yeah I agree with you on that
Carberry was the only other one to defend KP (make no mistake, the way they scapegoated him was pathetic) and he's been out in the cold ever since aswell.
Englel's CWC preparation was a joke. They basically went in with their Test side (only dumped Cock at the last minute). How they could think having players like Lell, Blanderson and Bread in pyjama cricket was a good idea is beyond me.
>>63473135
Tbh England's preparation for the CWC is what all the other countries should be aiming for. When you're actually unironically attempting "tactics" and "serious discussion" about picking meme cricket sides, you've gone too far down the hole.
>>63473070
sounds like a good trade tbqh
>>63473159
>le fug le goog xdxd
>>63473151
>Nathan Lyon had a full head of hair
>this was 2 years ago
J U S T
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>>63473167
Cook's fine, but KP is literally one of the best batsmen England had for over a decade
>actual cricket discussion
Back to reddit you plebs
>facebook /CricketAustralia/videos/1717623691801484/
Why is Stove so awkward lads?
>>63473180
that was physically painful to watch
>>63473178
Shh. Don't disturb the Aussies in their natural habitat. I'm observing and learning.
>>63473171
>le gaybee was a le lideral goat xdxdxd
>>63473180
>>63473185
I don't get what was so cringy about that, fucking memesters from r/cringe in the comments
>LE BIDGEWIDE JOHNSHID
yeah he might be past the hill now but he was goat
>>63473190
Drop the trip
>>63473197
when he was good he was very very good but when he was bad he was horrid
>>63473197
you wouldn't happen to have a webm of when he nailed amla in the face would you
>>63473201
he was a perfect foil for rhyno i think
at one end you had consistent good bowling to keep up some pressure and at the other you had the potential to rip through an innings
>>63473206
i dont, have this pattinson beamer instead
>>63473151
Jesus Christ, did the ground have an earthquake or something, surely those cracks can't make play safe
>>63473198
>trying to sabotage my tripcred
>desperately begging me to join you on your """""level"""""
>standing between me and fame
>ordering (dont get excited, this isnt mcdonalds) others from your rascal scooter
>>63473226
australians are allowed to pitch doctor
except at the scg lol
>>63473206
wait actually its in this one
>>63473224
cheeky cunt tbá Žh
>>63473224
>>63473243
thanks m8
that was a fucking vicious series all-round
>>63473211
Yeah, the bowling balance in the 2013/14 Ashes was perfect. Without those two, Australia wouldn't have come close to 5-0
It's such a shame he fucked up his knee
>>63473249
Imagine the amount of JUSTposting after this ball and during this series if the meme had existed in 2013/14
>>63473248
it was a great series and looking back it was pretty brutal actually
great feeling when harris got the last wicket though
>>63473249
he'd already had several rounds of surgery hadnt he, it was a shame he only played tests at the back end of his career
>>63473233
Drop the trip
>>63473249
Honestly if they had played together a bit more you could probably talk about those together in the same breath as Lillee+Thomson and the West Indians as the greatest fast bowling combos ever
Playing together they were literally that good
>>63473248
FUG i just found it from point camera
>amla on concussion watch
>>63473249
and here's Bitchwide
Cook got two brutal deliveries that game
>>63473253
fuck off faggit. we had our own memes back then too you shitcunt
>>63473270
>Honestly if they had played together a bit more you could probably talk about those together in the same breath
kek
KEK
>>63473273
I hate how the stumps are wired into the ground now
When a batsman gets clean bowled by a bloke sending the ball down at 150 kp/h I want to see the stumps go flying
There is LITERALLY nothing better than good quality fast bowling
I'd take it over Warne and Murali in their prime any day
>>63473292
swing babby detected
>>63473292
spin is only good if its masive leg breaks i think
good swing bowling is where its at
>>63473292
Daily reminder that Murali was a chucker and if the rules that are currently enforced were being back then aswell (RIPip Ajmal, Narine etc) Murali would have been banned 2 Tests into his career
>>63473305
you got Bishoo to Haddin?
>>63473308
nope they wouldn't
ICC bends over backwards for Murali.
>>63473101
Dravid was a nerd bro.
Tendulkar used to play creative (read meme) shots sometimes.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>63473300
Fuck me that was like Jordan's golf ball in space jam.
>>63473327
proxy off, autistic memespouter
>>63473308
I remember in year 7 we got to do a speech on a topic of our choice and one lad dedicated his to explaining why Murali was a dirty cheat kek
Bronkeks Ltd.
Is this Boxing Day Test going to be, dare I say it, the worst of all time?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/west-indies-v-australia-2015/engine/match/810425.html
This happened in their own fucking backyard...
>Jacques Kallis
>Michael Hussey
>Shane Watson
kek
KEK
K E K
Blue Sydney on alsymers watch
>>63473313
i do ... it is pretty shit quality though
>>63473341
Sehwag was absolutely based
>>63473363
>>63473313
and i think this ball is better anyway
>>63473363
fuck haddin was so shit
>>63473370
why the fuck couldnt we get Yasir instead of Fawad
>>63473386
>>63473377
I'm guessing since Mark Craig is playing that that is the only good ball Sodhi has bowled in his life?
Because I'm fairly sure a half-retarded golden retriever would be more useful on a cricket team than Mark Craig
Name a better innings this decade than Clarke's 161* in South Africa
>>63473396
Michael Clarke's 151 in South Africa in 2011
>>63473373
yasir shah's getting pretty based
>>63473394
Sodhi is Boyce-tier. He bowls a couple of beauties but drops short way too much.
He's only about 22-23 so he still has a lot of time to mature and develop as a bowler. Really, the best performing spinner in the domestic scene is Todd Astle, who as a leggie should have at least been considered for this tour. Has respectable numbers too, for NZ grounds.
Never seen him bowl lmao, I'm guessing he's too slow for international cricket.
>>63473396
>LE BRAVE VALIANT CAPTAIN'S INNINGS XDXDXDXD
kys casual, it literally wasn't even his best innings on that ground
>>63473404
having flashbacks to 9/21
>>63473406
is there a more likable guy in world cricket?
>>63473413
it was easily his best, he got those runs through sheer will
whos the best seam bowler right now Family
I reckon it might be Anderson
>>63473419
im STILL literally furious there wasn't a third Test for that series
Has there ever been a better 2-Test series than AUS-SA in 2011?
>>63473423
You can say that about any innings lmao
>>63473427
Steyn tbqh, though I unironically think Bitchwide at his best was the quintessential fast bowler of the generation
>>63473430
yes but you would be wrong
>>63473429
NZ vs Eng 2015 desu(to be honest)
>>63473431
why? just curious Senpai
>>63473427
This is probably correct, but watch as every australian in this thread angrily flings shit to try and dispell the notion that anderson may possibly actually maybe be good
>>63473427
>I reckon it might be Anderson
Are you fucking serious?
he got destroyed in Australia, he is only passable in home conditions. He will get obliterated in South Africa.
Probably Steyn still in all conditions
>>63473420
honestly not one i can think of off the top of my head
i feel spinners are always liked a little more than quicks or batsmen
http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2016/content/story/939131.html
Friendly reminder that the Australian selectors LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY picked the Bitchwides over a guy with actual experience at Trent Bridge.
>>63473420
mccullum
>>63473427
Anderson is mediocre trash
>>63473430
I'm not sure how much will Finch exerted in that triple century against >your part timers
>>63473441
>>63473452
What is it about Anderson that sends Australians into such an autistic rage?
I don't even like him but I feel compelled to defend him just because you guys go so over the top in your criticism of him
>>63473436
It was good but nowhere near as good as AUS-SA 2011 which I'm guessing you didn't watch because you only started watching cricket last year.
>>63473448
>implying that mattered
I love this Siddle meme. Was Siddle going to score a double-century and prevent >60 ?
The bowlers literally did nothing wrong. Hazlewood wasn't bad, neither were the Mitchells. They dismissed Englel pretty much everytime for reasonable totals. It was the batsman who lost >us the tour
>>63473462
he's a twat tbqh
>>63473462
I just saw your post and knew I could I get a cheap (you) out of you
>>63473462
>be english
>be good
>be a bit of a cunt
That's literally it
>>63473455
i exerted a lot of will in triple fucking your mum during my part time job m8
>16 (You)s
>>63473470
I've got nothing, you win lad
>>63473468
>your post
>there is only one person with an NZ flag
is there a more attractive man in world cricket
>>63473478
i can't tell if that's an automatically generated webm name or not
>>63473473
>thirty four (34) (You)s
>>63473477
only one talking about Anderson, and lets not pretend that there isn't three of you at the absolute most
thanks for another (you) btw
>>63473462
He averages 40 in Australia. He bowls 135 kp/h max and if the ball isnt swinging he literally just gives up.
>>63473469
False. KP was all those things and I like KP alot.
Anderson just isn't very good.
>110 Tests: 426 wickets. Ave 29. SR 57.
Those are middling numbers if we're being generous
compare it to an actual GOAT like McGrath
>>63473483
no there's two of us. I'm >>63473438, and >>63473462 is not me.
>>63473483
you just replied to daniel m8, this is muscular statsautist speaking
like i said, i don't even like anderson, but he's still a good bowler at the least
>LE ONLY DOES WELL IN LE ENGLAND XDXDXD
if thats the case why doesn't nobody else do better there lmao
>>63473488
England play way too many tests
Casuals have inflated opinions of guys like Anderson and Root just because they rack up huge numbers of wickets and runs purely because they play so many tests, mostly at home
>>63473488
>KP
>English
>unironically comparing career averages
kys casual
>>63473488
You like KP because he dislikes Cook and Anderson.
>29 average
>middling
>for a guy that literally plays like 18 tests a year
Literally fuck off mate
>>63473493
>>63473496
>>63473501
>>63473502
stop this fucking shit you retarded faggots
Anderson:
>110 Tests: 426 wickets. Ave 29. SR 57.
Steyn:
>81 Tests: 402 wickets. Ave 22. SR 41.
>LE BLANDERSON IS LE BEST BOWLER IN LE WORLD XDDD
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63473506
literally no one here (including daniel) has ever said that
>>63473506
nobody actually believes Anderson is the best in the world. You wouldn't take him over any Australian bowler anywhere in the world outside of England
>>63473505
>YOU ARE LE SAME PEOPLE XDXDXD
>>63473506
No fucking shit man no one debates that Steyn isn't better.
>>63473505
all me
>>63473515
I am completely aware that this thread contains two retarded kiwi cunts both vying for attention
you were posting here (in the exact same style) over 6 hours ago when I last posted. You obviously haven't left.
>>63473513
I'd take blanderson in India over any Poo Peelian bowler who'd break down on day 1 or get sent home for not doing his homework lmao tbqh
>>63473517
I used to think Lyon was such trash when he first started playing. He's probably been one of the biggest success stories in cricket right now.
>>63473529
tbf he said seam bowler tbqh
why are we discussing career averages when we all know that steyn is miles ahead of anderson?
I think >>63473427
is referring to tests played after january 2015
steyn hasnt done well this year m9s
>>63473529
Well depends on your distinction of seam bowling as opposed to fast bowling.
Steyn has a lot more than seam to his bowling
Steyn > Boult > Anderson > Wahab >>>>>>> Starc
Tbh
>>63473547
The Boult meme is over lad
>>63473542
That's because SA have been hiding in their little hole and refusing to play anyone lest they lose their #1 status
>>63473542
this 2bh, steyn has played like zero tests so anderson wins by default for this year lmao
don't let the assflustered poo peelians still literally poorious over 2010/11 convince you otherwise
>watching videos of Chris Martin batting
>initially find it all hilarious
>remember that he's 10x as good of a batter as I will ever be
>>63473545
he was clearly referring to pace bowlers in general you autistic cunt
>>63473553
>tfw >we get 2 (TWO) tests next year
they should be thankful anyone even wants to tour dinduland tbqh
>>63473547
>Boult > Anderson > Wahab
>>63473560
Well no actually
You would never call Starc a seam bowler
Just like you would never call Anderson a fast bowler.
They are both pace bowlers though.
>>63473561
>tfw we get 7 Tests next year (4 vs SA 3 vs PAK)
hoping GOATberra gets the 7th Test match desu
>>63473570
solid summer family
i bet we unironically host Sri Lanka again :^)
>>63473566
you're right, i should have ranked Boult first
>>63473568
jesus H christ you autist all 'pace' bowlers can be called 'seam-up' bowlers.
you knew exactly what he was talking about and now you're in furious damage control because I've called you out on your spastic ""opinion""
>>63473587
8/820
>spout daniel's opinions, knowing he'll crawl out to agree
>this triggers the australians
>daniel gets blamed
>>63473580
Sri Lanka never come to NZ ever
>>63473588
Yeah but generally when you talk about seam bowlers you talk about swing bowlers and metronome autists like McGrath, guys who rely on movement not pace. Steyn obviously falls within both, but in terms of guys who rely solely on movement, Anderson has the best current record. You could argue Broad because of 8-15, but let's be honest that spell wasn't even that good, it was just a pure shit show of Australian failure.
>>63473600
>Yeah but generally when you talk about seam bowlers you talk about swing bowlers
no you dont
>>63473600
Steyn is literally better than Anderson at everything except for the inswinger
Move the goalposts as much as you want, it doesn't make your "opinion" any less retarded
>unironically winning this in the year of >60 all out
>>63473614
what the fuck is that?
>>63473614
>LE FUGG LE GIGEAL GUGG XDXD
C U C K E D
U
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>>63473606
It's not actually my opinion. I agree Steyn is better. Who are you trying to argue with?
Which pubs have topless staff in Brisbane?
You can only reply to this post if your cunt is ranked inside the top5 Test nations
not so fast Poo Peelanders
BIG
>>63473628
that's sounding pretty fucking haram lad
>>63473641
STRONG
>>63473641
>that guy trying way too hard to be funny
>tags all his friends so they can see how funny he is
>tfw 30,000 BSAs attended our INTERNATIONALLY RELEVANT sporting event
>>63473641
literally who
>>63473652
>samefagging
>>63473656
>29,990 Indian ex-pats, and 10 BSAs who got free tickets
FTFY
>>63473641
>>63473652
AMERICAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QMRiv9a7uI
Why are Australian cricketers so hellbent on destroying their legacy?
>>63473665
>>63473656
I watched it on the telly (muslim for television) :3
>>63473647
>>63473647
Which pubs have topless staff in Brisbane, Newcastle and Townsville?
>>63473672
I'm unironically seeing this with my mates next week
>>63473665
honestly I rekon from talking to the cunts there 50% of the SCG was filled with American Indian-expats during the CWC semi (the balance being Indians from India and local Indians and a few Aussies inbetween).
Indians in BSA seem to be fucking loaded. apparently they are the wealthiest minority in BSA. Not really surprising I guess when most of the ones who go there are doing Engineering degrees and such.
>>63473672
desu I'm unironically gonna watch this it looks based
>tfw my sister and her bf are having sex downstairs in the lounge room
>>63473682
>>63473677
apparently it's alright, although Lee obviously fucking sucks
>>63473635
Hi anyway :3
>>63473672
>P..P..P.. PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG INDIANS: the "movie"
>>63473681
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income
You literally can't beat us senpai
>>63473683
just walk in and pretend it was an accident and then they'll never do that again
>>63473689
are you the guy whose still mad because you were lee's waiter and he was a bit of a dick?
kek
KEK
Williamson > Smith > Kohli > Root > Matthews >*
>>63473708
wew
>>63473672
CAN YOU TELL A GIRL YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE ONE FOR ME?
DO YOU WALK RIGHT UP, OR PLAY IT COOL, OR SIMPLY LET HER BE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9XjLqRD3A
>>63473713
Mathews ahead of Kohli+Root
but otherwise I agree
>>63473726
At least wait til the thread hits bump limit lad
>>63473708
>tfw her face is absolutely disgusting
>>63462482
engineering students are just lazy cunts that chose uni instead of work, and only chose engineering because of the STEM meme and it's a course that gives the impression of being hard
based josjie
>>63473742
>he saw my boos THAT HE BOUGHT FOR ME!! He said they are only for him to see and for my future fusband
>>63473742
>That email on the bottom right corner
topkek Tbh
>>63473751
Kek
>>63473744
>>63473791
the one where she gets dildo'd by the guy with the watch is the hottest one
too bad she fucked off before taking a dick
>>63473807
>too bad she fucked off before taking a dick
The greatest tragedy of modern times
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