Old Thread >>63374764
Upcoming MMA events:
November 7 - UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs Henderson 3
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC Fight Night: Magny vs Gastelum
UFC Fight Night 77: Belfort vs Henderson 3 is live tomorrow from the Ginasio do Ibirapuera in Sao Paulo Brazil.
Jews did 9/11
Weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUzlGRYYooo [Embed]
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10PM ET/7PM PT/3AM UK)
Vitor Belfort (185) vs. Dan Henderson (186)
Patrick Cummins (206) vs. Glover Teixeira (206)
Thomas Almeida (135) vs. Anthony Birchak (136)
Piotr Hallmann (155) vs. Alex Oliveira (156)
Gilbert Burns (156) vs. Rashid Magomedov (155)
Corey Anderson (205) vs. Fabio Maldonado (205)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8PM ET/5PM PT/1AM UK)
Gleison Tibau (155) vs. Abel Trujillo (156)
Yan Cabral (156) vs. Johnny Case (156)
Clay Guida (146) vs. Thiago Tavares (146)
Chas Skelly (146) vs. Kevin Souza (146)
>Fightpass Early Prelims (on Fightpass at 6:30PM ET/3:30PM PT/11:30PM UK)
Viscardi Andrade (170) vs. Gasan Umalatov (170)
Pedro Munhoz (135) vs. Jimmie Rivera (136)
Bruno Rodrigues (134) vs. Matheus Nicolau Pereira (135)
Schaub
>>63392958
First for antisemitism detection
>10 posts early
>>63392958
>UFC Fight Night 77: Belfort vs Henderson 3 is live tomorrow from the Ginasio do Ibirapuera in Sao Paulo Brazil.
>tomorrow
See what happens when a non American makes the thread?
how many more bings (not bongs) till the fights
>>63392958
>UFC Fight Night 77: Belfort vs Henderson 3 is live tomorrow from the Ginasio do Ibirapuera in Sao Paulo Brazil.
>Jews did 9/11
That is not OK.
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63393207
>live tomorrow
>tomorrow
>>63393230
do you think I would just sit here and let you heem?
>>63393230
Please stop saying this in every thread.
>>63393288
>being new
>>63393288
You're going to be the first person I heem
>>63393312
If I were new I wouldn't know you post it in literally every thread. Grow up.
>>63393355
>Grow up.
Looks like this isn't the official thread.
An American is working on the official one as we speak.
>>63393377
If you apologize I'll let you make it to Christmas.
>>63393382
Of course it's not official you can't insult jewish people (or any race) in the OP.
>>63393382
Thats a relief
>>63393288
I would actually heem you in RL you little weak ass faggot.
>>63393382
Yes this is the official thread
>>63393382
>>63393428
>>63393434
the city of (you)
>>63392958
>UFC Fight Night 77: Belfort vs Henderson 3 is live tomorrow from the Ginasio do Ibirapuera in Sao Paulo Brazil.
dude come on
>>63393382
>"an american"
we know that you took too long to post yours you sperglord
>>63393487
The only thing you'll ever heem is a buffet
>>63393551
>tfw just heem'd a steak dinner
How long til fight pass prelims start?
>>63393551
shouldn't talk about your mom that way, she loves you.
>>63393580
>dinner
Early bird special?
Post your ideal UFC 200 main card. Mine is :
Anderson Silva vs GSP
Conor Mcgregor vs Anthony Pettis
Vitor Belfort vs Luke Rockhold
Dan Henderson Vs Johny Hendricks
Paige Vanzant vs Michele Waterson
Bellator is really winning me over lads.
Brooks vs Held was a really interesting fight
>>63393663
>WMMA
>Shitting up UFC 200
pls no
>>63393663
That card really fell off the cliff at the end
>>63393690
would watch Ronda vs Cyborg desu
>>63393663
>Brock vs Fedor
>Nick vs Lawler 2
>Weedman vs Jacare
>McGOAT vs RDA
>Anderson vs GSP
>Chuck vs Tito 3
>>63393663
Werdum vs. Fedor 2
Jones vs. Weidman
GSP vs. Hendricks 2
Lawler vs. Rory 2
Mighty Mouse vs. Ray Borg
>>63393498
Main card starts at 3am senpai
>>63393663
i can't pick the card but assuming no injuries UFC 200 will 100% have Jones, Honda, Anderson and Conrad on it
GSP as well if he comes out of retirement
>>63393853
>not adjusting your time to the only relevant time zone (EST)
>>63393663
The Chris vs Jacare
Cerrone vs Pettis 2 or Cerrone vs Mcgoober
Jones vs Werdum or Cain
Dillashaw vs Faber
Rousey vs Cyborg
Aldo vs RDA
>>63393382
I was working on one before Ireland posted his, but then I left to make food and just came back. No need for meme wars
Rose Namajunas is the betting underdog at +131
>>63393853
actually the main card starts at 1 am bong time m8
>>63394068
Good. She's shit.
Pls give me this t shirt for christmas
>joe rogan is considered an intellectual in america
some british humor while we wait lads,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxrWuE5qC5c&list=PLCK5Lcs_vqSBnYdJb0U5-iBsR1V5FQYYI&index=1
>A UFC event a week before a Ronda ppv.
Oh boy, can't wait for all the hype and "she could beat any male fighter on the planet" shit again.
Anyone see the vid of her boxing vs a man? All the websites had titles like "boxer goes hard vs Ronda because he doesn't care she's a woman" ect and then you watch the video and its just a guy pawing at her for 4 minutes while she spazzes around the ring.
I really hope Holm stuns her with an elbow as she goes for the clinch and she gets finished by strikes, I think she would give up fighting if she loses, seems like a mentally weak princess at heart.
>>63394068
that fight is going to be shit
>>63394154
Well the guy she was boxing was Vic
Even washed up he's 10x the boxer any mma fighter is
>>63394068
rose couldn't finish paige with 600 unanswered strikes, her only chance is a meme submission while she's getting wrestle fucked alphamale style, literally no reason to actually put money on her
>>63394154
>LITERALLY THE P4P BEST, COULD ANY LIVING ORGANISM ON THE PLANET, MIKE
>STRIKING TECHNIQUE AND TIMING OF THIS CALIBRE IS SOMETHING WE ONLY GET TO SEE ONCE IN A LIFETIME
>AN HONOR TO BREATHE THE SAME OXYGEN AS HER
>>63394154
I think 4 rematches is what it's going to take for Holm to really "beat" Ronda
>>63393663
Bob Sapp vs Bob Sapp
Bob Sapp vs Bob Sapp
Bob Sapp vs Bob Sapp
Bob Sapp vs Bob Sapp
Bob Sapp vs Bob Sapp
Updated. Once this thread maxes out I'll stop taking picks
Main Card:
Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Piotr Hallmann vs. Alex Oliveira
Rashid Magomedov vs. Gilbert Burns
Corey Anderson vs. Fabio Maldonado
>>63394306
>no one picking draws
Anyone watching the Provodnikov fight?
>>63394298
What's with the half cocked head while she throws those retarded punches?
Still think its cute that her dad trains her stand up.
>>63394154
>and its just a guy pawing at her for 4 minutes while she spazzes around the ring.
He looked like heo was pawing at her because she was to elusive to hit. You can't get a read on her rythm. You call it spastic movement but it is actual expert footwork intended to disrupt the opponents timing.
It's honestly hilarious how sexist this place is. Just because she doesn't have the power of a man doesn't mean all of her striking is shit. If a guy had an unorthodox technique like she does, he would be praised. Because she is a woman using an unorthodox technique that is clearly effective, she gets shit on. It's like trying to say Dominick Cruz is awful because he doesn't have orthodox footwork.
Cody Pfister is +860
How does he stop the hype train? Is there even a 1 in 1000 chance?
Does anyone have a free high definition stream?
honestly gabi is my ideal woman (I'm gay)
who / ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ/ here?
>>63394419
dwarfing King Mo on a daily
>>63394413
7 day free trial to fightpass
>>63394413
ufc.tv
>>63394378
It's called tucking your chin, you joke rehashing fagbag.
>>63394495
be careful he could heem every here
>>63394474
>Hiro is retarded
>Honestly thinks QA is some how the voice of 4chan
>Is doing whatever they ask
This site is dunzo
>>63394419
Who's the big girl on the right?
>>63394071
Incorrect senpai
BT Sport 2 Main Card: 3AM GMT
BT Sport 2 Prelims: 1AM GMT
Fight Pass Prelims: 11:30PM GMT
2 more bongs
>>63394511
it's amazing how much censorship you get on the internet without even factoring in the government
>>63394511
Can you imagine if this was /sp/ - Sports & Health?
>>63394495
You tuck your chin by turning your head sideways? What kind of retarded thing to do is that?
>Oh I'll just tuck my chin into my chest by turning my head sideways
>fuck now I've got no range of motion for my head, I sure do love getting punched in the ear over and over again.
Also the whole "Ronda spars with her dad's ghost" thing was started by me, you fat fucking oil slurping colonial cunt.
>>63394537
Lei'D Tapa
>tfw no one trains harder than you
>>63394419
The guy in the middle looks like Lelator took some of Rogan's jizz out of a storm drain and grew it in a lab to see what would happen.
Chicago Bulls come on in an hour. Even a broken Derrick Rose is a better athlete than anyone on this card. Not sure if it's worth watching.
>>63394601
Did Brown get hurt?
Also who hyped to see Smooth choke out another WW roider?
>>63394827
i like benson but i don't think he belongs at WW
>>63394306
Hendo via R1 TKO
Teixeira via R3 RNC
Almeida via R2 TKO
Oliveira via DEC
Magomdeov via DEC
Anderson via DEC
>>63394775
>Chicago Bulls
Are they playing the New York wives?
>>63394827
Yeah Brown's out. Alves isn't too bad on the ground though. Hope it stays on the feet more desu
>>63394827
I am! I dunno why but I really want Benson to climb the WW ranks and watch him fight people much bigger than him.
>>63394855
Where would you want him? He had to cut too much to get to lightweight and he's too small for middleweight
>>63394925
there is no ideal weight class for him atm, i don't want to see him get keked at WW tho
what are u eating tonight /heem/ , i'm eating some aji de gallina senpai
>>63395014
Who took a shit on your plate?
>>63394981
Hopefully won't happen. He's got a good chin but yeah welterweight is a different animal.
>>63395014
Just ate some high quality beef and now have some chocolate mints for the fights
is weight cutting a meme?
>>63395094
Yes, none of the best cut weight
https://instagram.com/p/9zIqRDG5dc/
lmao
>>63395045
are u eating some traditional english food like kebab?
>>63393826
lawler vs rory 3 you mean
>>63393663
Jones vs Werdum
Fedor vs Brock
Anderson vs Rush St Pierre
The Notorious One vs Pettis or RDA
Ronda vs Cyborg
>>63395014
A bunch of french fries because I want to use up some potatoes and some minibar-size bottles of booze I won at pub trivia
>>63395088
>Just ate some high quality beef
I bet you did
>and now have some chocolate mints for the fights
I bet you do
>>63393826
I really think jones vs Weidman is a stupid fight Chris has nothing for jones
Who do you want to win and who will win: mendes vs. edgar?
>>63395168
i was just pranking
>>63394564
shit you're right
goofd
>>63395198
i agree. i think it would make chris a shit load of money though.
>>63393959
this is a god fucking card
>>63395182
What does this mean
>>63392958
Does alpha brain really work ?
>>63395157
Literally a 12 year old boy
>>63393826
>Mighty Mouse on the main card
>>63395157
JUST
>>63394378
tucking the chin, she is'nt what i would call an elite striker but she is a damn good fighter
HEEM MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>63395336
I don't care about MM he just happens to be the one with the belt
>>63395157
Looks more like an ayy lmao then she did before.
>>63394737
kek
name my tv show
>>63395401
Coming from a judo background I think she's progressed well. Especially from her Strikeforce days
>>63395157
she's making fun of paige for not delivering to kids with cancer
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/paige-vanzant-talks-about-shaving-her-head-for-cancer-charity-fox-ufc-fight-night-040115
>>63395157
>>63395559
i understand why girls don't shave their head, but holy shit training with long hair must be shit
>>63395559
PVZ is a vapid cunt, as if that was plainly obvious from the get go.
>>63394827
I fucking love Bendo, I think he takes this fight but i want him back at 155. He was shafted in the Cerrone fight and the RDA fight was stopped to early(not saying he would win but let it play out a bit longer). I honesly feel the UFC business side is afraid if him.
>>63395559
http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/f2/rose-namajunas-shaves-her-head-before-bout-paige-van-zant-3094157/
>>63394827
Also I like Magny tho he isnt as entertaining as Browne but i think he is having a good ascension
>>63395157
>>63395331
>it's a fight not a beauty pageant
>literally the most attractive photograph of her possible with photo-shopped blue eyes on a black/white backdrop
>>63394925
Cutting was tough for him but he seemed open to still cutting the weight he just was having trouble finding the fight at 155
>>63395176
Is that Daniel Cormier's son?
>>63395646
she's talking about the fight m8, not posting pictures on instagram
>>63395643
I'm a huge fan of Gastelum, people where jizzing over the overrated spinning negro and forgot about him, his only loss was a close fight with Woodley who is getting a title shot.
she really looks like steph curry now
>>63395646
true
and it's not like she has disgusting brown eyes to begin with, i think they're green
>>63395176
good card
>>63395230
I guess if his belt isnt on the line. Chris has no personality so know one cares about him.
>>63395731
her kids eyes won't be blue or green tho
>>63395336
He is literally top 3 pound for pound right now no one gives him respect because he is short. He is honestly a great fighter to watch if you want to watch and learn from the best.
>>63395692
no thats my reaction if only one of those fights gets announced :)
>>63395766
I care about him, he's the best middleweight on the planet and AKA is going to get keked out of another belt when pretty boy rockhold gets heemed (again).
>>63395157
PVZ just got fuggin rekt
I think PVZ is shallow enough that if Rose absolutely busts her face up she'll leave mma.
Have I got enough time for a few cheeky strikes in destiny before the prelims start lads?
>>63395717
I think woodley beat him convincingly, Also he had a huge weight advantage when he lost. I like gastelbum but I have enjoyed watching Neil it should be a good fight.
>>63395829
this
>>63395829
This is true.
>>63395904
>shitting on based Gastelum
>likes stick insect cardio jab nigger
I knew you yanks were bad but fucking hell, what do you like about magny? Does he remind of you of the gibbons at the city zoo?
Gastelum is going to bully his spineless ass around the cage and win easily, Magny is fucking trash.
>>63395829
I mean he still hasnt fought romero or sousa (i think he takes those fights but...need to happen) he is in a weight class of old past there prime fighters and will probably hold on to the belt for a while.
>>63395717
Thought the fight with Story was closer than the scorecards too.
>>63395993
>Romero
>cheating cuban man who shits himself during fights
>Worthy of a shot at Weidman
No, if Romero could actually beat a big name who isn't coming off a really bad loss less than 2 months ago I'd say go for it, but as it is the UFC is purposely now hiding him from guys like Vitor or Rockhold.
How many times have Souza and Romero been booked to fight each other now? Both of them are pulling some serious bullshit to try and just get handed the next title shot.
Souza is even further away from a title shot, his ufc career includes 2 wins over Chris Camozzi for fuck's sake.
>>63395984
I didnt shit on him and in fact i mentioned i liked him, I was just telling it like it is. Woodley beat him convincingly and Gastlebum couldn't make weight. I like Magny because he can utilize his height/reach. I like fighters that can hit and not be hit. I also like Magny because he steps up and fights often like cowboy Cerrone It seems you just don't like certain fighters because they are black(which is fine), but not what i believe.
>>63395717
lol i still jizz over spinning negro his losses are not his skill set it is his mentality. But a loss is still a loss.
>>63396146
>le racism is the reason you don't like x
I'm probably one of the few people on /heem/ who likes Cormier.
I hate Magny because he's a typical unathletic lanklet who has to use his reach to fight people smaller than him, its pathetic.
Put him in there with former MW fighters and magically he ain't shit anymore, fancy that.
>>63396195
He can be fun to watch, but claiming all his loses are not his skill set is retarded, he's easy as fuck to figure out and he can't handle any pressure during a fight.
https://instagram.com/p/9ysliXChst/
>>63396273
I can't wait till Chris gets heem'd
He's so up his own arse
>>63395717
Gastelum was also suffering from major health issues at the time of that fight. He was quite ill on top of a weight cut, but still decided to bang.
And Woodley is going to get smashed by Lawler (or maybe even Condit) whenever his title shot rolls around. Like, beyond horribly.
>>63396295
You'll be waiting a very long time, friend
>>63396082
>No, if Romero could actually beat a big name who isn't coming off a really bad loss less than 2 months ago I'd say go for it, but as it is the UFC is purposely now hiding him from guys like Vitor or Rockhold.
I think that is a bit much, Lyota was still dangerous and his really bad loss was a decision and probably the most Weidman had been tested in the UFC. Romero thrashed machida. As far as campaigning for tittle shots i mean why wouldn't you. And lastly I don't think anyone is trying to duck vitor now he obviously isnt as good of the TRT just look at his physique in the weigh in video.
>>63396295
Compared to "Mr. too busy posing with celebs and posting them on social media to train" Rockhold?
Chris is going to smash his ass to dust, he'll rape him so hard Luke will be calling him uncle by the end.
Why Does Cormier have to train at AKA? He's the only likeable fighter they have.
>>63396333
>his really bad loss was to Weidman
Did you miss the part where Rockhold almost killed him less than 50 days before he took the Romero fight?
Kekbans revising history again to suit there pooey arsed champion's needs.
Romero should get a sponsorship with Depends.
>>63396333
Machidas bad loss before romero was rockhold though. i remember being surprised at the quick turn around
>>63396273
I honestly was a bit disappointed in the way Chris finished Belfort.
>tfw looking at Machidas records
Dude has a lot of loses he shouldn't
>>63396472
He is too. He said he wasted an oppurtunity to steamroll him without taking damage and he wants to use his fight against Rockhold to make that statement. He started training with mark Henry to improve his head movement and footwork so he doesn't turtle up like that anymore.
anyone have any info on the 6 literal whos on fight pass tonight?
>Since going 16-0
>Machida is 6-7
meme fighter much
>>63396485
>tfw the Machida Era never existed
>>63396248
>>likes stick insect cardio jab nigger
>what do you like about magny? Does he remind of you of the gibbons at the city zoo?
Sorry man in your response you didnt really give any argument just nigger and mokey jokes so I assumed you just don't like black fighters. Magny losy to Damian Mia because of a weakness in his ground game but other than that he has been on a winning streak. Weight cutting is part of the game if you can maximize your reach by successfully weight cutting and not gassing while doing so like (connor, jones) Than more power to you. You act also as if having reach automatically makes you better it is not as easy as you think to fight long see stefan strueve
>>63396485
His only legit losses are the finishes and the Chris decision
all those other losses are horseshit desu
>>63396508
Rockhold is going to be very hard for Weidman to handle on the feet imo
>>63396514
That's what you get for stealing a win from based Shogun.
>>63396541
I really think people are going to be surprised.
>>63396248
I know a guy named moussasi who though he was easy to figure out also his style is exciting to watch however i will concede that his losses are not just mental but they are in fact his skill set. I did say i am jizzing my pants over him.
>>63392958
>9pm and the not even the prelims have started yet
>It's 2015 and we still have to conform to Amerilard capitalist time zones even if it means there'll be dudes fighting barely awake at 4 am
Being a hue is shit
who /RingGirl/ here?
>>63396301
thats cool I am not a woodley fan per say but Gastlbum has missed weight before so say he was ill is bullshit imo
>>63396629
>tfw you fugged a ring girl but will never tell /heem/ which one
>>63396530
>>63396588
I get the feeling these are the same people.
Either that or Keks now have the same weird ass way of structuring run on sentences.
>>63396625
You wouldn't even have electricity were it not for the USA so relax and enjoy the fights.
>>63396519
>tfw Houston Alexander was never the real deal
>>63396333
>>63396420
>>63396431
Oh shit your right that is true i am a huge retard for that fuck up
anyone hate rogan more than i do?
>>63396656
>UK
was it the slag with the beat up face but GOAT bunda, lad?
someone post her btw
>>63396485
>>63396540
points can be made for
>hurt shoulder going against Rockhold
>tiny cage and little time to prepare against Romero
>judges going full-retard on his fights with Phil Davis and Rampage
His bullshit win over Shogun still tops all of those desu
>>63396734
Does anyone care less than we do?
>>63396761
Speak for yourself stupid I fucking despise Rogan and respect anyone who recognizes that he's a scumbag.
>>63396761
>we
I care.
>>63396657
yes they are both me I admit not great with the grammar. I hope at least you get what i am trying to say.
>>63396567
I don't know why people don't see how legit Rockhold is, but whatever.
He's a dangerous striker on the feet, and he's dangerous on the ground. He's one of those guys that is completely fine with capitalizing on chokes whenever the opportunity arises, too.
are canadian posters welcome here?
>>63396752
>>judges going full-retard on his fights with Phil Davis
straight truth. UFC made an example out of him
>>63396625
>9pm and the not even the prelims have started yet
try midnight
>>63396870
fuck off buddy !
>>63396625
I don't get the joke desu
>>63395176
undercard
Belfort vs Hendricks
Wanderlei vs Sonnen
Dillashaw vs Faber
Anthony Johnson vs Andrei Arlovski
Donald Cerrone vs Matt Brown
>>63397086
It's a meme mocking the leftists' favorite justification for anything: Stating that it's the current year.
>>63397149
>2015
>pretending that meme arrowing the year is purely a leftist thing
Oh wow, ok, sure
>>63397086
it's a meme you dip
>tfw I could lose to everyone here, then get the loss overturned when you fail your post-fight drug test, and ruin your career
Nothing personnel kid
How did Weidman get these convinced fanbois saying he is top shit? He is rightly irrelevant because of the circumstances his wins are very questionable to his skill. He will be tossed back to being top 10 by Rockhold, Sauza, Romero and potentially Moose.
>>63396752
This is one thing I'll always respect about Rampage. When most fighters get a gift decision, they say some shit like "I thought the judges got it right, I thought I did enough".
Rampage flat-out said Machida whooped his ass and he had no idea what the judges were thinking.
Respect.
>>63397333
Weidman will fuck your bull up m8
>>63397333
Why does your flag have these colors? They look so third-worldish, there's something weird about an european country using them?
>>63397343
but he's literally one of the biggest cry babies in the sport
>>63397381
lithuania is beautiful and definitely not a 3rd world country
>>63397432
lithuania is almost as 3rd world as the USA m8
>>63397208
Except when Costanza.jpg is thrown around here, it's always moronic and never something that matters to people's lives, like
>2011,86 + π
>not installing gentoo
Unlike politicians/celebrities who use this meme unironically to force their accepted lifestyle up everyone's asses.
Luke Rockhold would be the perfect Middleweight Champion. First of all he's aesthetically pleasing, with his handsome face and stern jawline. He's American so the UFC could market him. He has a very good resume and his only loss is to a Roided out Vitor who pulled off an insane kick that no one saw coming.
>>63397393
I know, but that particular moment was very respect-worthy. Think what you will of him as a fighter or a person, I'm not a huge fan of his myself, but that shit was pretty fucking based.
>>63397484
Yeah, you're right
I hadn't read the file name either, as soon as I did I remembered John Oliver
Never realized how good the card is tonight.
>>63397572
I still like him, tho. He's far superior than Tears Morgan.
>>63397494
Gay
>>63397494
>First of all he's aesthetically pleasing, with his handsome face and stern jawline. He's American so the UFC could market him. He has a very good resume and his only loss is to a Roided out Vitor
He has 2 loses you pleb
how many times has Weidman lost?
>>63397381
I bet it's because of yellow. I don't know why these colors, maybe one of the reasons was that we had great deal of amber, blond qt, maybe symbolizing sun etc.
Idk
>>63397655
I think his humor is lazy. He just says things liberals agree with and gets laughter.
Morgan is Bill O'Reilly tier
how do people find livestreamer links for the fights? someone usually posts it
>>63397719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Lithuania
>>63397742
ufc.tv
>>63397692
Dana said 0 just like Jon Jones
>>63397742
you have to sniff the stream from an actual online flash/web player stream
anyone got an hd fightpass stream?
>>63397765
>>63397809
no idea how to do that, but cheers anyway
up at 3.30 am to watch fight pass prelims, am I a true fight fan yet?
Hey lads, i'm playing Streets Of Rage 2 i'm in the stage 3 should i stop to watch the prelims?
>>63397818
of course
>>63397863
>Muslim
Nope
>>63397818
I hear there's a good one on fightpass
>go to check which fights are on the prelims
>see this
ok, which one of you guys did this?
>>63397901
You did
>>63397920
wasn't me desu
Someone gimme a good cheeky parlay
>>63397880
im a britbong my friend, originally a slav. just in dubai for a week or so, my sleep cycle is fucked.
193 still isn't sold out and it is a week away
>>63397956
Belfort and cummins
>>63393428
who cares, you utter sperg
>>63397975
BASED CANADA BRO IN THE HOUSE
"When Ronda leaves the sport we may never see someone like her again."
>>63397962
Why you in Dubai, senpai? Delivering rings girls for some oil sheik's party?
>meme commentators
>>63397975
Hope you don't get banned desu senpai
>>63397333
lmao heems mascot shitting on weidman is great
>>63397975
>tfw I've never had beef wellington
how good is it?
>>63398026
>no fight companion
here's my stream senpaitachi
http://www.thefeed2all.eu/watch/385600/1/watch-ufc-fight-night-77:-early-prelims.html
dont ruin it pls
>>63398008
sorry to disappoint you senpai but i have a week off uni and my parents are on holiday here and they asked me if i want to come around
>>63397975
good to see u again f
>>63398047
Like eating angel cum
>>63398058
based
>>63398026
fuck jon anik
literally p4p worst commentator
he devalues any card he commentates
>>63398058
based la thanks
>>63397975
why did you reply to me?
>>63398058
Don't click this it is probably a government honeypot.
>orange fight shorts
wow
WAIT
Why arn't they wearing Rebook gear?
these guys look the same
Could either of these guys beat Joanna?
So, when should I break out my pint of limited edition candy cane bark Haagen Dazs ice cream?
guys from TUF don't have to wear rebok gear until the sign with the ufc
>>63398263
Never. Have some self-respect.
>>63398238
TUF dummy listen to the commentating next time.
>>63393826
Jones vs. Rumble
Rory vs. Hendricks
McGregor vs. Edgar
Diaz vs. Nurmagomedov
Weidman vs. Mousasi
>>63397494
>He's American so the UFC could market him.
>wide man
>>63398263
atleast wait until prelim main event
oh thank god no rogan tonight
i'm literally listening to ronda's fight on mute
>>63398315
>wanting to watch a hendricks fight
I can't wait for Weidman to destroy Rockhold. Hopefully the penis loving Brits and Lithuanian will leave forever.
>>63398371
What's the point? Its only going to take 30 seconds anyway.
>>63398371
>listening on mute
>>63398371
Might as well mute the entire card cause he's gonna be hyping it post fight to death.
>yfw Dan Henderson is 45
>>63398310
>I'm jelly because I can't afford to pay 8.00 for ice cream
Must suck to be so poor
What if Ronda wins a lacklustre decision and it kills all of her hype
>>63398476
>8.00 for ice cream
wow, that's fucking criminal
>up kicks are illegal
Why
I've never understood this
what a stupid rule
>>63398381
I just wanna see another Rory fight tbqh
This knee down rule is bullshit. If the fighter on the bottom could throw upkicks we would see much less grapplefuck decisions.
>>63398509
american pussy rules
>>63398509
opponent was on his knee
can't kick a grounded opponent
>>63398503
I know. That's almost affordable by poorfags. Should be at least 20.00 a pint, IMO.
>>63398371
goldie>rogan
>>63398552
But you're a grounded oppenent
Your back is on the ground
is worst korea blind in his right eye?
>>63398509
go to bed muhammad
>3 points of contact
This is a meme. Event the announcers repeat it though. sm
>Stann giving boxing advice
>Ignoring the fact the was flailing like a retard vs Wand and got heemed
I'd never take advice from a hasbeen can.
>"dont miss the spectacle that will be UFC 193"
That's certainly one way to say it
>>63398583
Yeah, it's dumb.
The rule is clearly intended to protect a grounded opponent from one who is standing.
It wouldn't hurt to adjust the rules making them more specific.
>>63398564
>Not "Hendo remembers killing Bisping.gif"
>>63396870
Since lmaobud got exposed hes eased up on the shitposting. So now is actually a good time to be a Canadian HEEMer.
>>63398647
Dan is such a fucking nutter.
Reminder that tonight should've been Hendo Bisping 2 but the UFC want to try and give Vitor a win again.
>>63398711
I'm glad. That Somali fuck did so much damage to our reputation. Fuck that faggot.
top memekick
What if 193 turns out to be amazing?
>Ronda vs Holm
Holm wins by headkick ko
>JJ vs Letourneau
JJ by destruction
>Hunt va Bigfoot
Another war but Hunt via heem in the third
>Uriah hall vs Whitaker
Uriah hall throws only memekick and he gets knocked out cold
heem tappy
TAPPY
A
P
P
Y
>>63398759
Adan Elmi did nothing wrong desu and din't deserve what he got
tappy desu
>>63398757
>Hendo Bisping 2
lol, give it up you brit bong fucks, Bisping is completely irrelevant
i'm impressed by halloween shorts to be honest
>>63398647
Based.
>>63398869
You're a fucking retarded shitposter aren't ya? I'll name you mr. milk bag.
I want Hendo to fucking heem Bisping into a coma, is that too much to ask for?
>>63398869
He is more relevant than Hendo atm
>>63398903
those left hooks were a thing of beauty
excellent hands and jui jits
>>63398757
That will be UFC 200. Bisping will get heemd again and they will both retire. It will be pure pottery.
>>63398815
I will literally ejaculate if Ronda gets HEEM'd. I want to hear Joe sputtering to speak while his brain tries to process what just happened. Shit would be fucking glorious!
>you will never be powered by miesha tate
>Miesha Tate taking over Fight Pass
lmao
Does anyone have a free HD stream?
>>63398951
>pottery
is this a new meme
>beating meme black Krillen
>impressive
>>63398983
UFC heard she was bitching to the media and threw her a bone
>>63398996
dude read the thread
i dont think u could b anymore spoonfed
>>63399026
b..b..but conor
>>63398937
>He is more relevant than Hendo atm
I would disagree, based on the fact that Hendo could actually beat a lot of guys in the top 10, whereas Bisping is a gimme fight for almost everyone that is ranked in his division.
He's not a favourite over fucking Whittaker. Not that Whittaker is bad or anything, but he hasn't had that dominant win, amazing win streak, hype train success that biases betters for him, at all.
>>63399029
It was funny because in her complaint she said she would not be relegated to fightpass cards
>>63399062
Bisping will probably get to fight Anderson silva in his next fight.
>praying in the cage
>2015
when will it end?
>>63399097
>yfw he beats Anderson
I hope Pedro Munoz gets rekt
>>63399062
>based on the fact that Hendo could actually beat a lot of guys in the top 10
more manlet fights
literally why
Is Michael Bisping fighting Anderson? If it doesn't I hope the Diaz fight happens. UFC was trying to make it then GSP left, and a bunch of other shit. Nick realized his real value and skipped Bisping to fight Anderson apparently. I just remember Bisping make this video in his kitchen saying he'd give Nick the honor of fighting him or some shit.
>>63399152
you ever fuck this girl canadabro?
>>63399183
Nick almost beat Anderson
He's of whooped Bisping
>>63399204
Every girl that I post man.
>>63399183
The bantz alone would be entertaining regardless of the outcome
>>63399183
Anderson has said he wants bisping. Bisping had always said he wanted to fight him, then recently said he wouldn't because of his history with PEDs. Then people called Bisping a pussy and he says he will fight Anderson.
I think it will probably happen. Anderson is coming back in spring and Bisping needs to recover from his elbow surgery. The fight would sell a lot and Bisping would promote it with his PED banter
there is literally no reason not to nut shot once
>>63399217
I think Bisping would have danced around him and got Diaz mad as fuck
>>63399152
holy smokes she's a qt
>>63397864
streets of rage 2 is the goat
don't stop
>>63399230
post other girls i got a lot of her. only very few of others.
These fighters are so tiny the lumps on my asshole are literally bigger.
>>63399304
you should get that checked out m8
>>63399304
Where do you buy pants? I'm not calling you a liar, but that is really hard to believe...
who /baldrose/ here
10-9 Rivera
>>63399304
someone clearly doesn't know what literally means.
>>63399393
best point guard in the league
>>63399393
qt 3.14 desu senpai
>>63399393
She's actually more attractive with the shaved head. All she needs is some stupid robot arm and a big rig. HNNNNNGH.
>>63399393
>not baldroser
>>63399393
I would cum on the top of her head
>>63399393
still 2qt4me
>>63399393
She looks like river Phoenix in stand by me
>>63399449
Would.
Good fight
This fight is brettygud desu
Great manlet fight
>>63399426
BASED CANADABRO
COMING THRU WITH THE /HEEM/TIME /snacks&hoez/
>tfw i havent shitposted this in fight ages
WE LOVE U BASED CANADABRO
>>63399522
Why so much hate for manlets?
Is there a fight companion tonight?
>>63399554
WHEN
I think i just saw rogan take off in a high end porsche
W/ a white m6 (w/vegas plates) following him
Is he not at fight?
>>63399576
Doesn't do fight nights
>>63399554
they never learn
>>63399568
Nope
>tfw you forget where you left your feet
>>63399596
He does some. He has to spend this next week in his isolation tank and mainlining Alpha BRAIN to get pumped for 193
sick fight desu
quality
2-1 rivera desu
>>63399685
he was getting ready to bust a move till he got jumped on
Jimmie better get that shit!! fuckin brazil judges
Rivera 29-28
29-28 Rivera
Good fight
Decent decison
Nice fight. 2-1 rivera
good result, FOTN potential for sure
thats what you get for putting your hands up faggot Pedro
>split decision
>>63399914
that's probably the best combo you've ever posted
anyone here have any experience with draftkings mma? tips?
he talks like hes going to cry
just woke up hope i didnt' miss any hot bangers
>>63399992
just bet bro, draftkings is a scam
>>63399992
i play Kountermove, pretty similar. I tend to play the odds (basically look at the odds and then pick the fighters based on that)
>>63400029
literally just missed one
>>63400035
it's illegal here. but im gussing theres some way around that
>>63399914
Have you fucked that sandwich before?
>>63400029
you missed the FOTN m8
>>63400067
ah fuck
>>63400029
you literally just missed two
>>63400035
I've won about 600 bucks off it just fucking around. It's really easy. People don't know what they're doing on there at all and they just pick big names cause "OH, I'VE HEARD HIM! HE'LL WIN!"
>>63400135
Last UFC PPV I can't tell you how many people chose both Gus AND DC for their lineups. Dumb-asses.
>>63400086
so how does this work? pick girl or food?
>>63400163
so dont pick main events then
i never would have thought draft kings would have plants on /sp/
can't trust anybody senpai
Friendly reminder betting on Patrick is literally free shekels
>>63400235
Glover will rekt him
>>63400170
he's playing to our primal urges of sex and food. not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>63399426
My biggest fear in life is coming to /heem/ on a fight night and not seeing /snacks&hoes/
any eric lilliebridge bros?
>>63400235
what's your reasoning here, to me Glover is free shekels
Also congrats on Dalby
>>63400260
The Barista used to make Daniel Cormier cry every day during wrestling practice
>>63400277
>this crowd on fightpass
based southamericans
>>63400206
Um, You want them to fuck up and pick both fighters for one bout. They're guaranteed to get no points for at least one fighter.
And yeah go for the pre-lims and early pre-lims cause they have more knockouts
remember when Cathal got dropped like a sack of potatoes and beaten to a bloody pulp? that was the best
>>63400170
He's just showing us the girls he's fucked and what he likes to eat
>>63400319
>pre-lim
>>63400229
I thought this was known. There was some guy in these threads shilling his ID telling them he'd get 100 bucks if you use his referral link. He was also posting his DirecTV something so you could sign up and he could get 100 bucks too.
>>63400456
>3 fights in
>Same thread
Dead sport
both these faggots should be cut
>>63400533
>watching fightpass
What happened to the guy that fought Thiago?
>>63400556
>not being a real fight fan
>>63400556
wee oo wee oo we got a non fight fan in the vicinity
Schaub could heem everyone on this card easily
>>63400585
well thats not ambigous
someone better get heem'd here pretty quick
mem
great advice Anik, getting knocked out should help your offense
Beautiful cartwheel
29-28 Andrade
ffs umalatov
Literally WWE
>spinning back ground kicks
>with 1 second left
>>63398004
no we will see fully complete women;s fighters next, so no one as dominant but far superior fighters. She's basically a gracie
meme decision
>>63400745
10/10 execution
>giving the Brazilian the third round after he got hurt and dropped
kek
>30-27
With hues you lose.
>>63400383
They're the lims that come before the lims.
REFS ARE BIASED AS FUCK
WHITEY WON FOR SURE
his arms are pretty fucking big, no?
>>63400862
>white
>>63400346
>implying he's ever even sniffed the same are as those sluts
>>63400822
interesting attempt for a guard pass
>>63400876
ad hominem
>>63400822
>Cartwheel
More like Can'twheel.
>It's once ever in human history
>She's like a super hero
I want to beat Rogan down
GOOD EVENING FELLERS
HOW FAR INTO THE CARD ARE WE?
>a once in history event
>>63400956
Just finished the early prelims
>>63400956
about 1 Rousey promo over-hyped by Rogan
whos also watching timothy bradleys fight?
and now time for 10 interesting fights!!
>>63401000
Starts in an hour right?
>>63400938
His Honda shilling is pretty fucking insufferable. I think he might actually believe it, too. I think he may actually jizz his pants whenever he thinks about Honda.
He really needs to tone that shit way the fuck down.
>>63400956
Munhoz vs Rivera was fight of the night. Don't miss it, brother.
>>63400998
i hate those Rousey promos
Post yfw Hendo wins by hbomb in the 5th round
>>63401015
30 min mane
Hello, /heem/
How are you feeling today?
>>63400932
hah
JUST CREED
>>63401094
Thanks bud
Is Chas Skelly natty?
how are these guys still alive
>>63401129
he's skelly
uklinuxbro are you here
>>63401129
He has calcium and good bones due to skeltal powers
spoopy skellington to win
>>63401158
yes'm
I see they're using the big ass octagon for this
be ready for a night of shitty fights, heem
>>63401184
do you pull the m3u8 and watch the fights in a player that respects your freedoms, or do you watch it in the proprietary ufc.tv player which does not respect our digital freedoms?
>not hooking his leg
Fucking scrub
DROPPED
HEY HERB WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THAT?
>that dip into left hook
noice
w-what position is this, guys?
>>63401309
KEKED position
SKELLY GOT SPOOKED
HE'S SPOOKED MIKE
>>63401309
The one on the reebok shirt
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
is it over already? did souza knock him out?
fuck off Skelly, he should fight dumbass darren elkins so they can both try to hump eachother
>>63401309
BLACKED
>>63401235
I've started pulling the m3u8 from BTSports online player because the ufc.tv one was running horribly and I can't find anyway to get to the m3u8.
>hey skelly... i think you lost a round
>b-but you are kicking his ass
*rattles*
>>63401365
whoops, lets try that again
SKELLY STATUS: MAXIMUM CALCIUM
>>63401368
>BRs
>in charge of not having the mentality of a chimp
He tired himself too much with that choke
where's the cheers, you monkeys?
SLEEEEPPPPYYYY
THANK YOU MR SKELTAL
SPOOKY ASS SUB
spooped by submission!
thank mr skely
That finish was 2spooky
>>63401414
He was talking about Skelly's corner, you moral c uck
>not putting your money on skeletons
smfh tbqh family
how did skelly hurt his arm?
did the ref step on it??
Is Brazil on Huecide watch yet?
Souza got spooked
>>63401419
>literally who getting mad at crowd cheers for the hometown guy
>>63401463
>chimp mob mentality
don't be sad, Kyra ; ;
>2 Rousey adds during 1 commerical break
Jesus Christ America
>WHOS THE CHICKEN NOW?
WHOS THE CHICKEN NOW
Who's the chicken now
>>63401544
i love ronda but yeah those commercials are terrible
>who is the chicken now?
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63401563
>>63401563
>>63401563
>>63401563
>>63401563
NEW THREAD
>>63401582
fag
>>63401544
It's not our fault your country doesn't have anybody interesting.
>>63401516
Brazil is the most disrespectful to the foreign fighters by far.
>>63401632
why?
define 'respect'?
the "uh vai morrer" thing?
you do realize it's not a literal thing, right?
most people that can afford a UFC ticked never hurt so much as a bird in their middle-class life...
Guida looks like a hobo on meth
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