>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Middleweight Main Event
Vitor Belfort (24-11-0) vs. Dan Henderson (31-13-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (23-4-0) vs. Patrick Cummins (8-2-0)
Bantamweight
Thomas Almeida (20-0-0) vs. Anthony Birchak (11-2-0)
Lightweight
Alex Oliveira (13-2-1) vs. Piotr Hallmann (15-4-0)
Lightweight
Gilbert Burns (10-0-0) vs. Rashid Magomedov (18-1-0)
Light Heavyweight
Corey Anderson 6-1-0) vs. Fábio Maldonado (22-8-0)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo (12-6-0) vs. Gleison Tibau (32-11-0)
Lightweight
Yan Cabral (12-1-0) vs. Johnny Case (21-4-0)
Featherweight
Clay Guida (32-15-0) vs. Thiago Tavares (19-6-1)
Featherweight
Chas Skelly def Edimilson Souza via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Viscardi Andrade def Gasan Umalatov via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
Bantamweight
Jimmie Rivera def Pedro Munhoz via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Bantamweight
Matheus Nicolau def Bruno Korea via rd 3 Submission(Guillotine)
1ST FOR SPOOKY SKELLY
4th for being the chicken now
Second for England
WHOS THE CHICKEN NOW?
>who is the chicken now?
what did he mean by this?
schaub is gay but hates farts
Skeletor blew out Kaiser Soze
>>63401628
he means niggers
1st for Schaub
2nd for Ronda btfo
3rd for ONNIT.com
>Anik denying Skelly a shout out
spooky skelly was my boxing coach before ufc hired him, im sad skelly lost :(
Pls don't die hendo ;-;
>>63401708
someone has to make memes out of Anik's face when
is Hendo one of the guys Rogan is talking about when he talks about guys who have brain damage
>>63401729
Skeltal won, m8
How do I achieve "Dragon Ball Jiu-Jitsu" mode guys?
what is heem eating tonight?
>>63401365
Ah good idea. The performance of the ufc.tv player is ridiculously bad sometimes, even on Windows and OS X.
Thankfully, UFC.TV's endpoint for m3u8 stream urls is quite straight forward. I've got a little python3 script I use to get the url for a fight video from the ufc.tv url.
http://pastebin.com/kz16bCd9
usage is just first run the login command (it doesn't save your login details, just the cookies), then you can run the m3u8 command to get the m3u8 for whatever page you desire.
Then you can do whatever you'd usually do with an m3u8, like pipe it to livestreamer or ffmpeg or directly into mpv
The script is just a proof of concept really, so you can use it as a basis for your own ufctv stream viewing and ripping desires.
What's going through your head right now, friends?
>>63401790
juice
I wanna fuck Julia's throat.
>>63401821
pussy
>>63401821
Didn't rest that steak long enough, senpai
>>63401790
Holy fuck he's filled with so much roids.
>>63401787
lmao i thought skelly was souza like a black skelly but equally spooky
>>63401788
>anik uses turn undead
>Clay Guida
Bum fights is still a thing?
>>63401843
Alpha brain
>>63401850
iktf
>>63401821
eggs and beer
>>63401843
My dick is going through your mum's head, m8
>>63401848
>tfw you have a huge dick but will never fuck any girl because you arn't "fit"
>>63401848
Is that Dorian Yates?
Girl is sexy as fuck btw
>>63401843
I need to get my drivers license
>>63401894
b-bunda
>>63401909
>not being fit
Cant feel bad for you senpai
>>63401909
>tfw fit and good looking but skinny 6 inch dick.
>>63401821
Based enchiladas. Cooked them and the green chili all day.
>>63401910
It is. She is his wife and a body builder.
Why are most fighters hunters?
>>63401990
Fuck, forgot my picture.
>>63401781
yes
did anyone put a cheely fiver on guida?
>You will never go on a hunting trip with Rogan and Hendo
>Clay Guida
I remember when he was an exciting fighter
>>63401909
Get in shape you lazy faggot
>>63401856
i did 10 before and after the sear but yeah it seems ur right. shits still perfect
>>63401973
That looks like prison food.
Didnt know clay guida was fighting tonight
Daily reminder guida was a win away from a title shot
>tfw fat but it doesn't fucking matter because I'm a cool dude, confident, don't spill spaghetti when I talk to girls, and an awesome bartender
Enjoy wasting your lives in the gym, fitfags. I'll be eating delicious food and fucking hot bitches and not giving a fuck.
>>63402045
>Reebux will never force you to eat wild game during recovery
W A N D E R E R
>>63401866
brazilians are fucking retarded, confirmed
>>63402022
most are wrestlers, most are blue collar/farmer class alpha male meat heads. hunting goes hand in hand.
>>63401909
i know that feel bro, if only it was socially acceptable to say that you had an impressive pecker when you first meet someone
>>63402050
Guida was only ever exciting when he was getting shitkicked. Same is still true, he's just gotten better at backpacking.
>>63402060
I am in shape
I just don't have a six pac and bulging muscles
Woman are so shallow
>>63402045
I'd be showing Rogan what to do. It'd be a pain in the ass. The guy has only gone on professionally guided hunts. He's not a hunter. No clue about what Henderson's capable of, but I'd take going out with him over Rogan's queer ass any day.
F A L L O U T
A
L
L
O
U
T
>>63402045
hey i want to make weight, don't want those deer meat problems
>>63402116
Hey I heard you paid Ariani Celeste a bunch of money to shit on her chest
>>63402076
>not having genetics to eat whatever you want and maintain a 6 pack
>>63402163
Hey, gotta work with what nature gave me, bro.
>>63402065
Neither did the rest of the world. Nor did they care.
>all these drug adverts
Why?
Gotta-Go-Fast-Guida is the UFC's 11th ranked featherweight
>it's a clay and pray fight
wake me up in 30 minutes lads
How is Rogan going to top the last post fight interview with Rousey. Is he going to bow down and kiss her feet.
i hope Guida gets fucked up
>2015
>Guida is still relevant
This will be his last fight.
>>63402141
>The guy has only gone on professionally guided hunts
not anymore m8, the other day he was talking about going hunting by himself and Callen.
>>63402141
do you hunt or just shoot deer out of a stand in your backyard?
>>63402218
who
/burp/
here
>>63402201
i hope he jerks off on her toes then licks it up
>>63402135
So fuck an ugly woman when you're an ugly man, wtf is the problem
also
>no muscle
>high fat %
>in shape
pick at most two and even then it's iffy
Guida is such a mong
>>63402201
He's going to have a black man enter the cage, cum on her feet, and then he'll lick it up while crying (again)
>>63402240
he's beaten RDA and Pettis
>>63402201
Scream, then hand her a strap-on and then get on all fours
GUIDA TAPPY
Clay pls
fucking pls
>the city of Guida
get fucked Guida
>>63402260
Kill yourself my man.
FUCK YES
>not retiring
>the shitty of Clay Guida
>>63402201
well he'll probably tell holly how wrong he was and then bow down and kiss her toes. she'll probably forgive him 2bh
WTF THAT SOON
I BLINKED
what happen?
>Gotta-Go-Fast-Guida is the UFC's 11th ranked featherweight
HEEM TAPPY
BLOWN THE FUUUUUUCK OUT
>>63402260
Give your dad some money
Tell him to go buy more
Light up with him
so does guida retire now cuz he has been sucking
>>63402300
Gay Guida desu
HEEM RETIRING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63402260
Go talk to him. If he gives you lip heem him
GET REKT YOU HOMELESS CUNT
how many 193 promos will we see in the next 20 minutes?
>>63402200
SOMEONE WAKE ANON UP
can someone just webm that entire fight?
>wrestlefuckers
LMAO
LMAO GUIDA
poor guida, can't even stall with the rasslin' anymore
guess it's time to call it quits
Daily reminder he beat Anthony Pettis
thank god, Guida deserved that for all his boring fights
>>63402320
he's going to keep fighting until the wheels come off. he's got no back-up and he spent most of his career making shit money.
>>63402361
i..i meant 30 seconds
>>63402200
Hey man, wake up
that was a nice sub
>tfw your walkout is longer than your fight
>>63402260
sucks that your dad is a drug addict but you gotta stay above that
>spastic punches
>meme shifts
>stupid takedowns
>null defense
Is he a meme by now?
>>63402315
>not getting free Reebux for minimum effort
i parleyed tavares cummings and hendo what does heem think?
>>63402401
The nice sweep really sealed in the flavours
>It's a once in a life time Ronda promo
>Clay unironically has a win over Pettis
>>63402260
Roll it up, casually light it up in front of him, blow smoke in is face, and laugh
You fucked up on Hendo
>>63402433
He's been meme since KenFlo destroyed him
>>63402434
Cummins will wrestlfuck to a victory I believe. Hendo/Belfort is a toss up
>NINGUÉM ACREDITAVA QUE EU IA GANHAR ESSA PORRA
thankhu hyou tho ehvrebodhy
thiago is kinda right, a lot of people shat on him
Portuguese is such a disgusting language to listen to.
I want to watch the fights but my wife and her son are watching divegrass in the living room. I told them I'd DVR the soccer games if I coukd watch the fights but she said no and her son called me a faggot. What do, /sp/?
>all these jealous keks
not even a fan desu but guidas ufc career was alot longer than your favorite fighters
he also strangled gomi, and finished RDAd
from this point on i choose Brazilians to win every fight
>>63402505
>>63402488
that's what i thought but i wanted to go all underdogs if hendo doesnt get koed i see him winning
I HAVE BEST JIU JITZU
>I CAN SUBMIT ANYONE
>Implying
Come through to my gym
Holy shit, are all Brazilians retarded?
>>63402510
>EU SOU FAIXA PRETA DESDE OS 11 ANOS
His english sounds a lot like african english
>>63402534
mods are being faggots so youre probably getting b&
>>63402534
>my wife and her son
kek off
>>63402423
kys tbqh
And now in poortugeuese
Akajsjjsjsbdbfbfbdbdbdjdndnndndndndinho
>>63402534
when in doubt heem them out
>>63402287
>Pettis
>>63402386
>Pettis
God that fight was so bad. Guida's entire striking arsenal was shoulder strikes on the ground.
THIS IS THE GUY CHAD SAID WOULD DESTROY CONOR LMAO
>>63402534
Rape and murder her in front of him, then walk out of the house, set it on fire, and drive your car into a river.
Hue accents always make me laugh, they sound like a bunch of retards on helium.
>>63402534
Stop trying to homotouch your black stepson
The fuck did he say?
Im gonna start BJJ on monday what should i do?
More Ronda ads
Why did they get Roy to talk twice in a row?
>>63402604
Don't forget Maynard vs Guida, 25 minutes of spastic convulsions and circling
>keeping the bad guys in check
k murica
>what's he gonna do when he gets inside my guard
j-just like /heem/
thank you for everything y'know what I'm sayin
>>63401563
this johnny hendricks spaghetti holy shit can he not talk like he's retarded
>>63402642
Not quit
>thank you for keeping the bad guys in check
>>63402651
Saw that fight at a bar. Fucking rediculous. Crocop/Mir status
>>63402666
>thank you for uh
>uh
>uh for everything
>>63402651
I loved how pissed off Maynard got in that fight
>>63402674
He had an unchewed bite of hamburger in his mouth
Fun fact: Out of Tavares' last 5 fights, 4 of them have had Hendo or Vitor on the card, including the last time Hendo and Vitor met in the cage.
>>63402642
Practice constantly. Preferably on Miguel, the leader of your favela.
>>63402642
buy some knee braces and antibacterial wipes
any one else just hear their phone ring?
>>63402666
Americans are this stupid. Kill dem terrorist fuck Syria fuck Russia we the best we the good guys.
>>63401821
had some garlic and herb chicken with noodles and loads of sweet chilli sauce
>They're still making more Assassin's creed games.
>>63402711
Tavares also looks like a mini Vitor
>>63401821
Way overcooked famm
>Americans don't realise they are the bad guys
>>63402642
take care of your skin and work hard. Good luck on your journey, bro. I love you.
>>63402718
>miguel
>confusing Mexico and Brazil
kys tbqhwyf
>>63402642
first of all, don't call it BJJ, that's some filthy american denomination
second of all, don't go to anything with 'gracie' on its name
third, don't buy a gi in your first class, 90% of the people don't come for the second class...
fourth, you won't probably touch another person in the first classes, you'll stretch and roll alone on the floor
fifth, don't be a beta
sixth, don't be an alpha
>>63402718
>Preferably on Maykinho Sheik da Cidade Alta
Fix'd
>>63402584
calm down and have some drinks and smoke a bowl my white friend it's not making you dumber
>>63402743
I remember that's all Goldie kept saying during the Roller fight
>>63402770
Ok, Miguel.
>>63402621
He still needs to watch the fight m8
i miss sponsor shorts so much, always feels like im watching shitty tuf fights now
WHO /CASE/ HERE?
>>63402795
i'm sure that name is more common in the filthy beaner filled shithole you live in tbqf
is it allowed to post this
>>63402849
>I don't like their outfits. They're not cute at all
>>63402859
I got Case by nutcracker into uppercut/shadow kick combo
>>63402869
brazil aint that pretty mane
>>63402676
i won't
>>63402718
2 times a week
>>63402719
nobody use this here
>>63402762
whhat my skin has to do with jiu-jitsu?
should i drink more water?
>>63402770
that's very good advice.
thanks to everyone.
>>63402869
>filthy beaner filled shithole
The irony of that accusation is palpable, Miguel.
anyone have a webm of maldonado getting heemd by stipe?
>>63402878
Thank you! Guys always had totally cute little outfits before! Now they just look the same. It's so lame!
>>63402859
me, after he murdered that nip in with that ridiculous gulliotine
>>63402869
Your entire country is literally beaners and niggers, bro.....
>>63402908
They mean to wash up and keep your skin clean. Don't want staph m8
>>63402938
your too
>>63402916
My only webm of maldo is one that will bring a smile to your face
>>63402877
>>63402942
that's a man nipple.
>>63402942
kill urself
>>63402948
>not exposing yourself to staph and slowly building an immunity to it so in your fights you always win, even if it's a couple weeks later when your opponent dies in a hospital bed
>>63402869
>filthy beaner filled shithole you live in tbqf
Oh Brazil, you're so fucking retarded.
Pic related, he is known as the protean, because tiny hues gestate in his arms and neck and crawl out as fully formed little howler monkeys. All ready to hue and fling shit at everything in sight.
Can /heem/ come up with better nicknames for Johnny "Hollywood" Case?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_on_Fox:_dos_Anjos_vs._Cerrone_2
any one else going to this in person? im thinking the $50 cheap seats should be decent enough
>Saku mentioned
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>63402243
rousey is all beef no tits now
>>63403007
is that considered attractive in brazil?
>people are unironically watching this card
http://youtu.be/rxeFBVh9jc0
>>63403007
>pakistan
>trying to talk shit on Huezil
>>63402938
tbch american niggers are the worst
Surely Floyd Mayweather is the most dominant athlete in sports.
>Lownited Tests of America
>>63403021
Johnny "Whats in the" Case
>>63403081
yeah but he's not a woman
Refreshing!
>tfw this meme card
>>63403076
Are you retarded? I would literally rather dress in a klan hood and walk through Harlem with a burning cross in the middle of the night than walk into a favela with a police escort
>>63403070
Fuck off you argie tosser, go cry about getting rekt by us somewhere else.
>>63403069
>you are stupid because you watch more fights than casuals
Luke Thomas is truly the cancer that's killing /heem/
>>63403120
hope he's gonna mop that up tbf
the fights have been pretty entertaining for a meme card
>>63402938
>Your entire country
this is where you are wrong
it's a huge heterogeneous continental country with different cultures and expectations.
educate yourself, we have paradise tier islands not 100km from my home and the only niggers in a 50km radius are contained in a couple of blocks away from everybody else.
>beaner
i'm positive the indian gene in here is is less than 00,1% of the population
>>63403021
Johnny "Open and Shut" Case
>>63403081
You tend to look dominant in rigged fights
>>63403007
>this desperate to suck yankee cock
you ARE the ultimate c u c k, ahmed
>>63403142
That's retarded, niggerviles in your country haves similar murder rates to favelas.
>>63403021
'basket'
>>63403164
Was making the airbrushing very noticable part of the plan?
>>63403167
Try harder:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Brazil
Mixed is still nigger and beaner.
Johnny based case
>>63402023
based
>>63403171
did the chael ever manage to impregnate his wife?
>>63403218
>links a wikipedia article in english
OH NO, YOU DEFEATED ME, BRO
>>63403207
Shit tier bait Tbh. A quick google search will dispel the propaganda your brazilian kuck overlords have been feeding you. Stay mad and stay brown.
>>63403151
have you cutted the head of some whitey yet?
It's one of the most important british traditions
>>63403204
Fuck off, your country's flag looks like the back of a cheap playing card.
>>63403204
who you callin yankee boy?
>>63403069
I;m confused he has a beard yet looks soft like a woman??
>>63403215
I like how even with the airbrushing and professional makeup, she's still 5/10 at the most
pretty slick fight so far
Aww, look at all the brownies trying to be white ITT. So adorbz.
>>63403265
>have you cutted the head of some whitey yet?
I always knew Argies were retarded.
Stay mad, not even the penguins on the Falklands want to be part of your shitty country.
Cabral with the ground game, damn
>>63403021
Johnny "Cold" Case
Grabbing your own dick seems like a pretty strong bit of sub defence
suddenly this is /pol/
my stream fucked up for a bit, who won first round?
>shitholes fighting whose less of a shit hole
im keking hard right now
>>63402642
slam triangle chokes
>>63403316
>not even the penguins on the Falklands want to be part of your shitty country.
Kek. Argenbrownia #rekt
Anyone know if Rogan is doing a fight companion tonight?
>>63402751
>way
nigga that is medium rare as u can get just cuz u like it blue doesnt mean its way overcooked
>>63403347
Cabral
does that hue have a bruise tatoooed over his liver?
>>63403346
Never saw Colombia here. Visited Cartagena last year. Beautiful place, but hot as fuck.
>>63403373
Don't think so
>>63403292
you don't have to look like leatherface to be a man, bro
Case is a dumbass who doesn't listen to his corner. Back off you idiot
>>63403374
>medium rare
Stick with frying chicken, nigger. You clearly don't know the right temperature to cook a glorious aryan slab of beef
>>63403346
It was always /pol/, Pablo.
pls let Tibau get heemed
Congratulations, Anon, on another outstanding performance. Who would you like to thank right now?
>>63403387
It's a hue thing, you would never understand
>>63403373
No, Schaub is at his brothers wedding.
>>63403449
god
Lel got dropped
>>63403316
>talking shit about brazil
>some nigger cuts the head of a white soldier
>nobody does anything about it
>c.u.c.k.y: the country
>literally living in islam: the country
mfw
>>63403449
no faggot jesus
>>63403449
I want to thank Lula and Dilma, my family, /heem/ and Richard Dawkins.
>>63403267
what? dude you were supposed to be good at banter
apply yourself, your identity as a brit depends on it, ahmed
>>63403470
just like a #Goober
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byq9wwBL_EA
This hue running away looking at herb and getting denied kek
>>63403484
i'll do something about it
>>63403355
You got keked by Serbia, shut the fuck up
>AMERICA PLEASE SAVE ME
what does this feel like?
>>63403316
You are living on a muslim containment island.
If you are not a muslim, how do you feel about that?
>>63403538
Like the whole world is spinning around you
Who gave Cabral HW shorts?
>He's dead Johnny
It's his fight to lose now
Case looks like a kid who spend his teenage years in juvie
>>63403533
no one will ever get as btfo'd by serbia as turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j5PCKyQn7k#t=3m27s
>>63403512
"I'm in your shit, so what the fuck?"
I'm ashamed that I remember that quote without having to watch the video
>>63403538
Come to my neighborhood and i'll show you
>>63403449
I'd like to thank science, first and foremost.
>>63403538
nigga caught the holy ghost with that one
>>63403484
>still can't spell the word "off".
Just stop you dumb fuck.
>>63403509
Oh sorry, you want some quality jokes? Here's one for ya:
Brazil.
>>63403533
keked so much they ran away on their tractors
>>63403538
your brain is telling your legs to do something but your legs arent listening, doing somthing completely different
>Argentina going full Taringa
>>63403552
>If you are not a muslim
HAHAHHA
>>63403605
Black twitter pls go baka desu senpai
>>63403572
nice post canadabro, didn't know that guillothines were legal in wrestling
>>63403267
My parents voted labour and all I got was this broken hymen.
Brazilians are pushing and evolving MMA wrestling and equalizing superior American wrestlers (folk style, greco, free style) with using the cage walls to help their takedowns. Its an entirely new system of wrestling we are seeing evolve.
>>63403552
Probably about as good as you guys feel about your nigger and beaner problems.
So fucking terrible really.
>>63403613
My favorite brownzil joke: We are not all niggers and beaners. We're white.
Kek.
>>63403664
g....grill?
looks like this case... is about to get closed
>>63403614
just banter, brother. I hate him. The only guy who would make me vote for Lula is Bolsonaro.
Spiderfight, spiderfight
hue takes you
into cocoon mode
>>63403635
Whatever you say, Gabriel De Silva
>>63403613
>still
>i'm supposed to be good at a shitty c.u.c.k.y language
i missed the guida fight, did he get up and start running around after he tapped?
>>63403688
Maia is crazy good at that stuff.
>>63403717
>implying you can crack The Case
>going to be 29-28 Cabral even though he didn't do shit
tfw HEEMing myself by liquor tonight
wow Cabral is shit
Cabral wins but I am buttmad about it.
29-28 Case
uhhhh........losing really doesn't suit Case
>>63403781
atleast it wont make you fat like a case of beers
29-28 Cabral but he Case done much more damage and was much more active
>Bleeding like a kuk
>Lifting his hands like he won although all he did was lay on top
>>63403781
You'll regret it in the morning
Am I the only person who thought Case one that ?
anybody tried those buttfalo chicken fries
>>63403792
no way these judges are biased as fuck based on how Gasan Umalatov got robbed
>>63403748
All you can do is type in memes. Please get some better material.
29-28 Case
But this being a Huezilian card theyll give it to Cabral.
>tfw you want to get shithoused tonight but you have football early tomorrow
no huetown decision?
HUES KEKED THE FUCK OUT
I think he won but these are brazilian judges ... thank god they got that right, FUCK YOU CABRAL YOU FUCKING BORING FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT IDIOT BITCH
Hues BTFO
>>63403694
still easily whiter than you
>>63403743
OK Ramirez Chavez
>>63403864
>literally who country still salty
>>63403845
see
>>63403552
your own colony talks shit on you
stop it already
u-uh vai morrer...
>>63403779
>the actress who played the wife in the commerical for this picture was raped and murdered
>Cabral
>Muh jiu jitsu
>>63403723
>The Current Year
>Not accepting the 20 inch long shaft of God Emperor Bolsomito in your anus
What are you, a promíscuo or something?
good decision, was scared that they would give Cabral the third
>>63403836
They suck bro. No buffalo taste at all. More like a jalapeño flavor they put on potato chips. Could barely finish them desu senpai
JOHNNY CASE IS NOT AFRAID TO DIE
brasil is kil
If this was in ONE, would Cabral have won just on getting close to submissions?
>>63403858
HUE CROWD ON HUECIDE WATCH.
If Vitor loses the whole place will be covered in monkey shit.
>>63403888
Spain left you for dead like a defective child, please don't try and talk shit to 1st would countries until you can afford a loaf of bread in their country.
MY MAN JOHNNY HAS HUGE BALLS
SAGE BTFO KEKK
Sage would destroy him.
>Everyone calling out Sage Northkek
>>63403940
Case had Cabral badly wobbled
Cabral had Case in a tight back mount
It's hard to say!
>saved by the bell looking nigga
>>63403886
>still easily whiter than you
Literally impossible, Rodrigo. I'm Austrian/Irish. Truly a pure Aryan adonis.
>>63403901
proof or it didn't happen
What's /heem/ drinking tonight?
>>63402571
I fookin knew you were from brazil hyeri
>>63403981
ofc you are, Mendez.
>>63403920
thats disapointing but its burger king so its to be expected desu senpai
Has any UFC fighter been called out by so many other fighters after just 1 (one) UFC win so far?
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>>63403946
>1st would countries
stop this meme already
just woke up lads did i miss anything?
>>63404030
Good morning sleepy head :3
>You will never be Dan Henderson's kid
Why go on, bros?
>>63404002
sorrow
>>63403909
>Bolsomito
I was going to tell you to kill yourself, but it would be too much for your family to lose a teenager to suicide.
>>63403538
>>63403620
This plus your brain being very suddenly confused for a split second and dissipates. Almost like a druken turbulance. It's not near as bad as it looks if your one that has the mindset to fight, there's not any chance to feel fear you just react. Also it actually doesn't hurt, it's just a more "oh shit here we go" feeling.
>>63404023
Maybe when your country stops unironically having cowboys. For sure catch up with the 21st century Carlos.
>>63404037
You're not as bad as that faggot who spent a whole thread once talking about his weird snuff/scat mixed fetish
>>63404023
I laugh my ass off everytime a brit tries to talk shit about any other country
>>63403654
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j5PCKyQn7k#t=3m27s
technically illegal (the choking action), but from a ref point of view its seen as a front head lock/hold so its allowed in play. the play is still consider legal with the sweeping motion into a pinning action.
>>63404085
I'll follow your trace Menendez.
>>63404060
It will be a lot less fun for his kids when he's broke and shitting himself with alzheimers at age 55
>>63404002
original gangster kush
>lmao
>>63404128
Remember when Hughes killed Almeida with a Dave Schultz front headlock?
>>63403913
If case didn't have that fire under his ass at the end of the 3rd he should have lost. He didn't did damage and won like he should have, need to see these decisions more often.
Who would you back in a fight?
https://youtu.be/FeLYUffUTnI
https://youtu.be/Ozrb0SaxTu0
https://youtu.be/TRjkYrDNOa0
>>63404023
>>63404105
>hehehehehe le muslim
Only on the internet can countries that are so irrelevant talk shit about far better countries.
Come back when you can afford my weekly shop on your yearly wage, you stinky fly ridden rejects of spain.
Okay /heem/ real talk which would you rather have, a WMMA mumsie wumsie or an MMA dadsie wadsie? Can't have both!
>>63404153
that was such a dope sub
finishing a gracie bb like that with a wrestling move
I was so excited I dropped my cheeseburger right onto my lap
>>63404079
Sorry I will put trigger warnings next time I post oppressive language.
>>63404158
the wrestler
>>63404002
mike's harder mango punch
>>63404166
oh la la sounds like somebody shops at waitrose
>>63404172
Australia confirmed for gayest country on Earth
>>63404166
>Brazil
>reject of spain
BritishEducation.jpg
>>63404153
David Schultz was infamous for doing choke holds and armbars in wrestling. So much that for his matches in the Olympics and worlds he had to have an extra 2 refs on the mat (so 3 in total) making sure he wasn't doing anything illegal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTqKePonjg
>>63404195
post tits
>>63404172
WMMA mom and intellectual scholar dad is the only right answer
>>63404178
pathetic
>>63404158
Evnika, sprawl and brawlers are the most successful while still being entertaining to plebs
So many ads. Sorry, eurobros.
>>63404166
10/10 would jihad with
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/06/university-bans-man-fought-isis-dont-want-take-sides/
>>63404227
Post igloo
pls Abel, heem this grapple monkey
>>63404236
Why are you apologizing you beta?
AUTOZONE
>>63404203
>implying leltugal isn't a bastard child of spain
Argentines trying to be smart again.
>>63404198
No, it's just their countries are so fucking bad they can't even afford on brand computers, they're probaby posting from a pear macaroni notebook they got from the market.
>Fallout 4 commercial
>have no Xbone or PS4
I haven't played video games for a few years but Fallout 3 was a great game. Not as good as EA UFC but still good. I hopped over to /v/ and they're all saying it sucks ass.
>>63404166
you're rejects from rome and vikings used to kuk you
that's right
the ultimate kuks used to kuk you
pic related: your viking heritage
let that sink a little bit
you need tv licenses
you can't buy knifes without a license
your children needs to be culturaly enriched by niggers and their tribal customs or risk having a negative score on their record
>>63404232
>not handling the bant
>>63404153
>>63404176
All those subs are vestigial from catch. The farmer's choke that Schultz did, the double wrist lock/key lock and chest crushers are grey areas taught in current middle school/highschool wrestling teams. Illegal in actual bouts but part of their submission heritage of catch.
>life alert
GRANDMA SLEEPY
>Tiabu is only 32
Literally how
>>63404273
/v/ says every game sucks ass.
>>63404203
Are you really trying to argue that Portugal and Spain weren't bedfellows? What are they teaching you over there in brownland?
>>63404158
Unaging eastern qt
>>63404172
WMMA for sure
For one, you can surpass her with testosterone
For two, your dad makes actual money
>>63404273
fuck /v/ fallout 4 will be a once in a lifetime game. literally the Ronda Rousey of video games
>>63404273
play it on pc you fucktard
>>63404210
That's fascinating. I've heard a lot about them Schultzy boys, they seemed like a crazy dangerous couple of fellas to share the mat with
>>63404273
v doesnt play vidya desu senpai
>>63404273
dont listen to /v/. If the cure to cancer was put in our water supply, they would criticize it for being freetoplay
>>63404273
/v/ hates everything, don't even bother, it's the same with /qa/
Just play it on PC.
It comes out this week
Is there anything trashier than a fucking necklace tattoo?
>>63404304
Orc blood
>>63404304
40 W -11 L
Literally how
>>63404158
JJ
DAMN that looked deadly
>>63404199
I believe that's still Thailand, though Australia must be top 15 at least.
>>63404345
any face tattoo/family name across shoulders
Tebow with the based tetsuo tattoo
>>63404360
reported for offtopic
>>63404282
Forced "bant" tbf
You need to be more smug and subtle, my furry friend.
>>63404326
they were genius on the mat, technical and mat smart. They similar to Brazil's Rousimar Palhares. Not quite all there
>blackzillians in charge of RNC defence
>>63404360
brits can't handle the bantz
>>63404360
Reported
HEEM TAPPY
Wasn't even out, lol
Trujillo is looking like shit.
What a STOPPAGE
>stopping the fight
keith fucked up
ref blew it
shit sto
Looked out to me
really bad stoppage
Keith no you had such a good run ._.
HEEM NAPPY
>complaining after dropping your defense
Another shit stoppage in Brazil
kek
lmao wow
he looks like a goblin
gleison tibau looks like he could build an entire palace by himself
pedreiro tier
>>63404454
>>63404451
>>63404450
>>63404448
>>63404447
>>63404436
>>63404414
>As if Trujillo was coming back from that position
I dont know about that stoppage.
>>63404439
bad stoppage but damn Tibau made it look so easy
that ref what a goof
>>63404360
Jeeves pls go. We're trying to discuss MMA. Something your country know literally nothing about.
>>63404414
No tap. Ref should be fucking fired.
I went to go get a drink and the fight's already over?
Wtf!
Keith Petersen has really short arms and looks like he has down syndrome
>>63404478
>as if that matters
>>63404348
>41 W
Fix'd
>>63404482
>>63404478
no doubt Trujillo was done, but now he has an excuse to complain
Bad stoppage, but most likely would have ended in the next 10 seconds anyways, cant fucking defend a choke when you have your arms stretched out for no reason
Trujillo was saved from an embarassing first round loss there. ;)
Horrible stoppage did the ref not see how much abel turned into that choke? He was close for a moment, but SHIEEEEEEET stoppage.
>>63404478
Then let him tap or go unconscious. Ref stepped in just as Tibau shifted into a better position to finish the fight. Can't argue it's a horrible call
The ref go it right, Blackzillians have no ground game anyway
ALL THE GOOD VIDEO GAMES COME OUT IN NOVEMBER
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES
>>63404478
Doesn't matter you piece of shit. This needs to be ruled a NC.
2/7
>>63404463
yeah because bad ref by a murican judge is our speciality
go fuck yourself
>>63404360
>look I'm playing a game, talk about the game, I see the chat and see people talking about anime and other shit, if you wanna socialize there's a million places you can do that online
Bad stoppage
>>63404539
He thought he was unconscious, dolt.
>>63404509
yea he was just having a rest while getting choked the fuck out
perhaps the stoppage was early, but that is not intelligently defending himself
>>63404296
Nice to see catch lives on even in small ways.
Also I love seeing kesa gatamaes
Now he's screeching in his rat language
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Maybe the ref didn't know blackzilian grappling defense is to play dead and hope it goes away
Another shitty refball stoppage for the home country fighter, what a shocker it happen in brazil of all places.
>>63404561
>stream chat is posting midget pron gifs
Brazilian Portuguese doesn's sound that bad really...
>yfw Tiabu has fought like 25 times in the UFC
>yfw he probably just make like 40k/40k
kek
>>63404564
He looked unconcious, but yes, bad stoppage
Eh, homeboy was about to get choked anyway
>>63404585
God, I need to stop smoking weed. I'm laughing entirely too hard at this.
>Begging Dana for fights
>streching your arms so they look limp
>closing your eyes
>complaining when the ref stops the fight
Black "people", everybody
>>63404644
yeah but those reebux bro
>>63404634
Are you serious? It sounds like a Mexican with Down's syndrome.
>>63404644
thats probably worth a lot more in hue town
>>63404631
>bugged bicep mechanics
>>63404668
>Black "people", everybody
isn't this illegal in your country?
>>63404668
He did all that literally 2 seconds after giving the ref a thumbs up. Closing your eyes shouldn't be enough of a reason to stop a fight
>>63404634
his accent and his spaghetti makes every human in the world cringe
>>63404668
Go to bed
What a garbage stoppage.
>>63404699
15 minutes until next sanctioned cagefight begins?
>>63404634
Portugese is literally the filthiest language. No financial, educational or any other respectable institution of the world accepts this rat language as a serious form of communication between humans.
>>63404585
spot on lol
>>63404668
>"black" Trujillo
he'll be an outsider everywhere he goes desu
TIME FOR BEST FIGHT
Win or Lose what will Cummins face look like at the end of this fight?
You're in the club and Keith Peterson slaps your gf's ass.
What do?
>>63404739
that's /pol/ posting tbqh
>>63404668
Abel is black? I that Trujillo was a Hispanic name. Like Leonard "Based" Garcia.
>>63404585
I think deep frying a bag of racoons and cats alive would sound better.
>>63404775
Hold his head so his lil t rex arms can't hurt me.
>>63404775
Pretend to be unconscious.
its ok honey, he has down syndrome
>>63404756
>>63404790
looks black to me desu
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63404815
>>63404815
>>63404815
>>63404815
>>63404815
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63404775
Initiate a fight, then close my eyes and pretend to be asleep so he stops the fight early, then bitch to him about the early stoppage so his feelings get hurt about his shitty decision making
>>63404739
you seem angry, mendez
go take your meds
>motel 6
only fuckin meth heads go there
who /big baller/ here?
waiting on the weedwoman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4lcBHED9hE
>>63404273
fallout 3 was a disgrace to its successor it was an awful game, and fallout 4 is even worse than fallout 3. you're better off not playing this piece of shit really, this fucking hype around it is triggering me.
>>63404894
REAL BIG
>>63404839
He doesn't look "real" black, more like spic black.
I'm argentinean, i know about these things
>Mention changes to Vitor's formula
>Doesn't mention the lack of TRT
GG
>>63404772
I think that's just fejio's (however you spell his name) stone hands. I don't think they'll look "as bad" as last time but face probably more swollen.
>>63402289
Don't forget, Ronda thinks people who use lube are lazy.
Check stream see white dude grinding a nigger.
Leave go take a piss and make oatmeal.
Come back see a nigger grinding a white dude.
>UFC isn't gay
did anyone link a stream
.......is he ok?
>"Patrick Cummuns is going to have to use his striking to set up takedowns"
>proceeds to score 2 takedowns in a row with no setup at all.
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