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Upcoming MMA events:
November 7 - UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs Henderson 3
November 13 - ONE Championship 34
November 14 - UFC 193: Rousey vs Holm
November 20 - WSOF 25, Bellator 146
November 21 - UFC Fight Night: Magny vs Gastelum
UFC Fight Night 77: Belfort vs Henderson 3 is live tomorrow from the Ginasio do Ibirapuera in Sao Paulo Brazil.
Weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUzlGRYYooo
Weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 10PM ET/7PM PT/3AM UK)
Vitor Belfort (185) vs. Dan Henderson (186)
Patrick Cummins (206) vs. Glover Teixeira (206)
Thomas Almeida (135) vs. Anthony Birchak (136)
Piotr Hallmann (155) vs. Alex Oliveira (156)
Gilbert Burns (156) vs. Rashid Magomedov (155)
Corey Anderson (205) vs. Fabio Maldonado (205)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8PM ET/5PM PT/1AM UK)
Gleison Tibau (155) vs. Abel Trujillo (156)
Yan Cabral (156) vs. Johnny Case (156)
Clay Guida (146) vs. Thiago Tavares (146)
Chas Skelly (146) vs. Kevin Souza (146)
>Fightpass Early Prelims (on Fightpass at 6:30PM ET/3:30PM PT/11:30PM UK)
Viscardi Andrade (170) vs. Gasan Umalatov (170)
Pedro Munhoz (135) vs. Jimmie Rivera (136)
Bruno Rodrigues (134) vs. Matheus Nicolau Pereira (135)
josh thomson is underrated tbch
who you guys got? I think Chandler fucks up Rickels no problem. Caveman is highlight reel fodder.
>>63374859
Look at Schaub's face in that pic.
Look at it.
Tell me that isn't the face of a man who's sucked a dick before.
>>63374868
Rickels is complete shit. I don't know how he keeps getting high-profile fights.
L I O N
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>>63374906
That isn't the face of a man who's sucked a dick before.
Schaub is garbage, there is a reason he "retired"
>>63375002
>denial
He literally looks like someone just popped a dick in his ass in that pic
G-Guys, what do you use to browse on android? Clover only let me post one time per boot.
mother fucking dinosaurs
>>63375035
Gr8 b8 I r8 it 8/8 I truly apprci8. No h8.
My god the memes . Lellator is goat meme material
>autism
Le Reddit Man is going to get destroyed
>>63375080
EFN is on a completely different level. Bellator is second tier in everything.
>>63375103
haha that gym should buy an advertising banner on /sp/ and /asp/
does anyone think Rickels actually has this? I see it going similar to their first fight.
Where's the webm of Thompson getting TKO'd by Lashley?
Just got here...webm of the lashley win?
>>63375123
It was meme, not even worth webm'ing
>>63375103
Shouldn't it be "fighting AGAINST autism"?
Like, this nigga go around beating up people trying to cure autism or some shit?
>>63375119
he has 10:1 odds, so I threw .01 btc on him
>god bless you
fuck yeah lets do this Chandler
>god bless you
If Lawler doesn't get tested by USADA within the next two months I fear that Condit doesn't have a chance on January 2nd.
Also, who wants to see Rory vs. Hendricks, and what do you think the chances of that happening are?
>>63375192
I want Rory to take a year off to recover.
>>63375192
lawler was tested so much in 2014, he's not juiced, just built like a meatsled naturally
>>63375192
I wouldn't mind rory/hendricks. But I'm pretty sure Johny has to fight in middleweight for the time being since he fucked up his weight cut so bad. I think Rory's next fight might be Lombard?
Chandler is gassed already. What the fuck happened to his cardio?
mendes vs mcgregor all over again lads
>>63375229
Was he? I checked the USADA database and got no results.
What was the best ever K-1 event?
>>63375247
>Memeing this hard
No
thwap
wow Rickels looks like he's a whole weight class bigger than Chandler.
>this ufc shill thread
HEEM STOPPY
>>63375309
He may be but he just got BTFO by a manlet
>>63375293
zambidis vs chahid
As expected, but to be honest, not a great showing from Chandler. He really hasn't looked good in a while. Don't think this Chandler would crack the top ten in the UFC. His cardio and explosiveness are really not what they used to be.
JUST
>>63375347
seriously. will brooks broke him.
>>63375331
I posted that a second before he smushed his big stupid nose into his skull.
>>63375347
Alvarez took a lot out of him
>>63375289
well of course, he was involved in the advanced testing of 2014 that caught everyone and was mutliple times, random, per fight etc, you know the testing that caught a few guys
>>63375361
this wasnt a ko tho
>>63375357
>Eddie Alvarez broke him
Fix'd that for ya
>>63375357
>>63375364
Yeah, I dunno if it was Chandler or Brooks. I recall him looking pretty awful against Brooks, could be that pre-Alvarez Chandler would've smashed Brooks. Tough to say. Either way, he's definitely gone downhill.
>decades and decades
>>63375375
my bad, forgot he subbed him.
>Shamrock vs. Angle
kek
Puder would beat both of them at the same time
Oh fuck... they're not really gonna do Angle vs. Shamrock, are they? I mean, they're not THAT much of a meme promotion, are they?
>>63375422
>>63375361
That was some of the most deceptive striking I have ever seen in my time watching UFC, I can't think of a single other fighter that attacks quite like that.
>>63375399
honestly I think he severely underestimated how good Brooks would be. That last Alvarez fight was nothing short of a war and to then to go up against a guy like Brooks is no walk in the park. I think he just assumed his hardest fight was behind him.
>>63375469
How about his training partner, Conor McGregor?
>>63375230
If they make Hendricks fight middleweight his career is over.
PREASE WATCH
>GABI'S MMA DEBUT
Sweet jesus them some huge bitches
PREEZ WATCHU LIZIN FIGHTIN
tranny fight!
Japan is bringing back the freak fights. It brings a tear to the eye.
>gabi
finally
>ladies
i want a DNA test on the one with the blonde wig
>Rizin NYE show confirmed for most meme MMA card of all time
>no Fedor announcement
>King Mozilla
wtf did I just watch
>preez wash Raisun
>just tune in
>see Chandler giving a kid a noogie
>see Gabi Garcia and Lei'D Tapa
>also be mandrama and know Lei'D Tapa
Betting on Gabi will be free shekels.
can bellator be more shitty? it was like they didn't know they had to do a faceoff. then at the end of it they remember they were supposed to push each other to hype it up. then they had king mo say soem dumb nigger bullshit
RIZIN FREAK SHOW! i like it
>>63375482
yeah man no kidding. I dont see him cracking the top 5 at all.
I got Held by Polish armbar
>you will never have a threesome with Gabi and Lei'd Tapa
those japs know how to put on a helluva show :^)
Hold on, I didn't notice. Fedor card is the second Rizin card, and the first one a day earlier is going to have Shinya Aoki vs Sakuraba?
What the fuck bros. A tear is rolling down my face. Pride is back.
>>63375482
Manlets are such scared bitches. Like Gastelum doing everything in his power to get back to WW. He knew men who are of normal height would kill him.
Rizin looks absolutely epic
>>63375606
I had a threesome with a girl taller than Tapa and another chick. True story.
PREASE A WATCHU LIZIN
top fucking kek
>>63375700
>>63375617
is it going to be on in the middle of the night?
>>63375711
It'll probably be like 10 hours long
>>63375617
Masato and Kid Yamamoto are also going to have a rematch on NYE. Should be a good night of fights.
champions should have to wear the belt during the fight and they only lose if the other guy can take it off him
Can someone post Lashley.
Also, >loltna
>>63375666
Yes it does Satan
>>63375741
Would pay to see that (to be honest)
>>63375731
Its New Years Eve my man, who cares when it is?
that kneebar looked really close
holy fuuuuuuck that was a tense first round
>>63374906
you. I like you
>>63375800
Y-yeah! I'm gonna be out all night p-partying with my f-friends all night anyway! I'm for sure not gonna be drinking by myself at home and going to bed early.
I-it doesn't matter when it's on!
Marcin Held is so talented on the ground, my god
Held fights really well from his back
kind of reminds me of old school MMA fight
>>63375833
Not saying that, just saying most places you have off the next day so if it's on at 2 AM fuck it right?
>>63375813
fuck i just want to slap his shit
>>63375858
>old school MMA fight
>>63375845
He really is. He's just not amazing at anything else, unfortunately. He's like a white Shinya Aoki.
When will /heem/ be in a game bros? Also good fight.
This just shows how fucking Good Will Brooks Is.
What is with this heavy breathing audio?
>>63375867
No, I'm with you! I'm gonna be up all night partying! Good thing I have the day off from my job that I totally have so I can buy nice things for my girlfriend who is for sure real and loves me very much.
;_;
Forcing to Helds best element, ground game, and beating him at it.
>>63375874
that pass
This nigga Held basically just pulled guard.. baka desu
McGregor needs to talk to Held.
"STAY ON YER FOOKIN FEET!"
>le lay and the ground and hope for leg locks man
>>63375987
Brooks is the much better striker, though.
>>63376014
Also winning on the ground too.
>>63376017
True. Held probably has a better shot of landing a Hail Mary sub, though. He's not gonna KO Brooks.
>>63375988
hey it might work
FEDOR ANNOUNCEMENT CONFIRMED
>>63376073
>Alan Belcher retired today
I'll miss that tattoo..
another announcement!!!!!
>>63376073
Up with Lesnar's penis sword for p4p worst tattoo in MMA history
who here /MAJORANNOUNCEMENT/
Dan Quinn is fighting on the 10th?
>>63376110
Alan Belcher retired today? Is this the announcement?
Randy Coture will fight Fedor
Held taking a nap kek
>>63376116
fuck yeah KURT ANGLE VS KIMBO
It looks like they're fighting on the lid of a giant beer can.
>>63376149
First fight out of jail too. Based Stevia God will destroy Mini Mike Gonzales. And after that he's gonna fuck Notre Dame coaching staff in the ass.
who /putting a cheeky tenner on Hendo/
Shamrock vs Gracie 3 according to Shamrock's website
What the fuck
I think I'mma call it a night. This fight has made me very sleepy.
Thank God they went back to the ground.
>>63376232
Don't do it. I have it on good authority that Belfort wins in the first 15 seconds.
>>63376232
I want to do a Cummins/Hendo parlay. I think Cummins will wrestle fuck Glover to the living death like Phil Davis did. Hendo is just me buying the Zuffa shilling from DC and Ken Flo.
>>63376232
I mean now that Vitor is no longer on his jesus juice I think Hendo has a much better chance.
what a shit fight
>>63376298
1st round was exciting
>>63376247
>it's fucking true!
Bellator going full meme
>>63376295
But Hendo also has no jesus juice
just confirmed Rogan will be in Aus commentating the Rousey fight
>49-46
Wtf round did Helds have any chance at winning?
>>63376291
I did the same but went ahead and put birchak on there too. Feeling huelocaust part 2: electric boogaloo
God i hope redneck steel maldobobo whoops 25/8s ass tho
>>63376338
well the winner will be whoever prays hardest to gay jesus
>>63376349
there should be a betting line on how many times he cries
>>63376349
He wouldn't miss it for the world.
Did you forget seeing Ronda Rousey fight is a once in a lifetime, out of body, truly special experience? Like seeing a Unicorn or a finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
>>63376363
Do you use Bovada?
>>63376295
jesus christ what was that chubby blonde girl thinking?? I bet she beat up a few skinny bar chicks and though she could fight lol
>"Every time I would plant my leg and step forward I felt my knee buckle"
>walks out of the ring fine
>>63376363
Birchak has nothing for Almeida
>>63376416
padding record for the organization favorite maybe. There was a bit of an uproar towards the commission for allowing her to fight in the first place.
>BACKYARD BAREKNUCKLE FIGHTERS
>>63376363
I'm gonna give it a shot. Thanks to Brooks I have some fucking around. Honestly Birchak might pull it off. With all the talk behind him he should've made easy work of Pickett. But he didn't look like the world beater he was made to be. At least to me.
>tfw was nervous when Held kept grabbing Books legs
>these fights
Im dying here
neat
good god
ufc is finished
we will have to burn all the fight kits
>Shamrock going to fight a confused old man still wearing his pajamas
I'm actually hype to see Kimbo VS Dada 5000 after watching Dawg Fight. Shamrock Vs Gracie is shit, though...Kind of weird saying that, but it's true.
kimbo is fighting who?
HOLY SHIT
>SLICE VS NEGRO
>SHAMROCK VS GRACIE
IT'S HAPPENING
R O Y C E
O
Y
C
E
so we got two 50 year olds and two brawlers from the Miami projects. Nice "sport".
fuck I hope Straus can pull this off, dude always seems to fall just short.
>>63376515
James Toney. He was next to Jimmy when they made the announcement.
>Ken vs Royce
>mfw
whats your favorite kimbo fight? include the street fights.
>>63376515
Dada 5000, literally a guy who fights people in his backyard in his miami neighborhood. Watch the movie Dawg Fight.
>>63376515
Dada 5000. Dude's a backyard brawler like Kimbo and called him out like a year a go. He's got a documentary on Netflix called "Dawg Fight"
>>63376515
Watch this documentary. Dada 5000 used to be Kimbo's bodyguard.
You are all screaming for freakshow fights, well you got it
Dada 5000 vs Kimbo Slice
Ken Shamrock vs Royce Gracie
Bellator has become such a joke, it's not even funny. I had hope when Coker took over it would be similar to Strikeforce where new talent would thrive but it's the exact opposite. It's pathetic
>tfw forgot about the announcement and closed my stream
>>63376586
i feel you
k so Shamrocks last fight was at HW and now hes fighting a WW/MW that hasnt fought since 2007?
>>63376576
Strikeforce did the same shit. Bellator doesn't have the talent depth that Strikeforce had, but Coker is following the same platform. He's getting eyes on the product.
They really compared Daniel Straus and pitbull to McGregor and also wtf
>>63376561
>like a year a go.
I think he called him out like 6 years ago.
>>63376737
Aldo*
I forgot entirely about Weichel/Pitbull. That was a great fight.
>>63376876
lel i said the same thing
FUCK I looked away for a split fucking second and missed the punch that floored him
Nice almost armbar
Damn. Dropped the Huezillian on his neck. PItbull gonna survive and Daniel gonna gas.
>just holding him there
almost heem into almost armbar crazy haha
Pls don't fuck up straus
>>63376963
Was thinking the same thing.
inb4 Pitbull KOs him now
dont choke negro
How the FUCK is Pitbull still awake?
why does Dada 5000 have a sledgehammer
Who /memecards/ here?
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
http://venturebeat.com/2015/11/06/rumblr-is-like-a-dating-app-but-for-fistfights/
>>63377136
>Gracie in his gi
>Dada has a sledgehammer
I know this is Bellator, but goddamn
>>63377136
lets hope for no injuries. time for some freak fights
>>63377166
kek
>Pitbull via SD
>>63377166
>rumblHER
>Straus
top kek
>>63377266
>Schedule Fight
>Pussy Out
>tfw possible draw
Wow that was a great fight that no one watched.
>>63377316
Fuck no
>>63377136
wow that's an old ass card. seriously is anyone under 35?
great fight!!
>>63377166
>>63377266
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>63377324
dude that fight was fucking sick.
10-9
8-10
9-10
10-9(he stole it at the end)
10-9
Fantastic fight, should be a Straus victory.
Especially how Straus was practically one handed for some time
>>63377316
I have it 49-46 Strauss.
I can see 49-45 Strauss or 48-46 Strauss if you score the 1st or 5th a 10-8
Pure blacklights for Blackheart
>48-47
48-47
>48-47
48-47
>48-47
never underestimate the strength of a black man
>that fat ugly white wife
Damn, those last 15 or so seconds were incredible.
>>63377376
>ugly
more like sexy high test
>48-47
Wait what, doesnt that not add up
WE COPS NOW
hopefully ufc has some fights that good tomorrow. wow.
I have tickets to UFC 193 and I have never watched a whole PPV, only short things like Rousy fights and the really bloody matches.
What should I be expecting and will I enjoy it?
>>63377455
if ur a real fight fan ^tm
>>63377455
There is A LOT of downtime between fights. I showed up before the first fight and was blackout drunk by the time the last 3 fights of the maincard and don't remember them.
So pace yourself.
>>63377455
biggest ufc event in history so im sure it will be cool.
Fedor vs Osaka official for NYE
I would totally bang this high test movie store thief
>>63377136
Holy shit.
>tfw that's my birthday
>tfw that's in my home city
>literally 5 miles from the Toyota Center
Should i go lads?
>>63377716
fuck yeah, that card is a lot of fun
>>63377666
Hahaha she did have some nice titties. Latin girls like her fuck good.
>>63377716
Absolutely
This is a once in a lifetime meme card
Chael is the GOAT
>>63377777
shit get
>>63377777
these were supposed to mine
you wasted them
>>63377777
WITNESSED
>>63377777
Will do 77777 Chael Mary's for Hendo tonight. Chael Bless
Sources close to Inside MMA & @BasRuttenMMA say Fedor Emelianenko will fight Tsuyoshi Kohsaka in a rubber match New Yearâs Eve in Japan.
>>63377777
upsetting
well done
Updated
Main Card:
Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Glover Teixeira vs. Patrick Cummins
Thomas Almeida vs. Anthony Birchak
Piotr Hallmann vs. Alex Oliveira
Rashid Magomedov vs. Gilbert Burns
Corey Anderson vs. Fabio Maldonado
>>63378525
henderson
cummins
almeida
oliveira
magomedov
maldonado
>>63378525
Belfort
Cummins
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
Looks like I missed a meme event, shame
>>63377166
>>63377266
>>63377340
luhmayo
Belfort
Teixeira
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
>>63379306
Belfort
Teixeira
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
CM Punk vs Kurt Angle
How does it go?
>>63378525 #
Henderson
Cummins
Almeida
Oliveira
Magomedov
Anderson
>>63379499
UFC makes heavily hyped special announcement on UFC Tonight to report that CM Punk is pulling out of the fight due to injury
>>63379499
Angle via submission (Ankle lock)
>>63379499
Kurt is quite a bit bigger than Punk but he's also literally one foot in the grave and held together by duct tape and prayers, punk has a bunch of injuries and shit but Angle is for real broken, he would probably die despite being way bigger and having legit credentials
what is this Kurt Angle meme
>>63379531
Honestly this waiting for the early morning tweets that Cummins and Belfort passed away
Why doesn't anyone pull guard with a codebreaker?
>>63377716
Gotta go. You can see the Gracie train live.
>>63378525
You left out my picks!
>>63378525
Roidfort
Teixeira
Almemeda
Oliveira
Magomedov
Corey
>>63379523
>that pic
>>63377166
Finally everyone who's been saying they can take me down here can prove their mettle.
>>63378525
Hendo via Rd. 1 H-Bomb
Glover via Rd. 2 Sub
Birchak via UD
Oliveira via UD
Magomedov via UD
Anderson via TKO
>>63380574
>tfw you will never spread apart Cat's innie and lick the pink bits
>>63377784
>>63377789
Literally fuck off, embarrassing posts.
>>63375119
Christ the way he falls over his right leg makes me wince more than the knock out itself.
>>63380701
yours is worse
>>63380750
No one asked for a small weak american input, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qx0fYPxpu4
Why haven't you sent Cowboy some mail yet?
>>63380800
Don't want him to get my address and beat me up.
>>63380800
>people mailing him shit to sign
I'd literally burn it.
"Regarding Shamrock vs. Gracie 3, it will take place at open weight. Texas commission has already approved it."
from the Ariel The Jewanni twitter
Rose Namajunas
>>63380854
posting superior butt
it really is impressive how every woman in this frame managed to strategically show their butt to the camera in such a short time
>>63380869
>>63380878
>tfw my butt is bigger than these women
I got pinched in the butt several times by women when I was in a bar
too bad the police doesnt take groped males seriously, I felt violated
maybe I should lay down on the squats
>>63380904
no you don't
you're 6'4 weighting 150lb
a butt is the last thing you'd have m8
>>63380918
I weigh 121.3 kg and I squat 240kg I bet I could eat you alive you hue
>>63380878
>tfw no ameriboo gf
>>63380918
you got me
I actually weigh 61kg not 67 at 6'5
tuf stream where?
>>63381118
just torrent it dude
>>63381118
watchseries.lt
>>63378525
>Belfort
>Cummins
>Almeida
>Oliveira
>Magomedov
>Maldonado
I'm a prophet btw
lads
>>63376149
C R I N G E
>>63380841
>take place at open weight
I'm guessing Royce is like 80kg and Shamrock will come in at a cool 96kg,
I know that Gracies are suckers for a cheap fix, but I hope to fuck we'll see Royce' smug ass gets handed to him ala Hughes.
>eddie_bravo_smile.jpg
>wanted to spend this arvo catching up on my regional mixed martial arts youtubes
>instead got roped into an "emergency conference call" and had to spend 2 hours listening to middle managers agree prepare request forms to be submitted for projects to be actioned
just heem me now boys, i can't make it much longer like this
>>63377166
>>63377266
Anthony Johnson sponsorship when
I can't timezones, when do the UFC early prelims start?
>"I surround myself with people who are ways smarter than me like Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen"
>>63381708
to be fair, he's not wrong.
>>63381673
10 hours senpai
https://youtu.be/933j5-HDfYY
>>63378525
>henderson
>glover
>almeida
>hallman
>magomedov
>maldonado
>>63378525
How many accounts did you guys submit? Be honest.
>>63381708
The UFC.TV website shows a countdown until the FightPass prelims begin [1]
Additionally, the UFC.com site shows local times for the upcoming card
Sometimes the times don't match between the two, usually when there's a fight pulled late; I've found UFC.com is usually more accurate.
[1] http://www.ufc.tv/video/belfort-vs-henderson-3-fight-pass-prelims
How was Lellator? Is it worth torrenting?
>>63378525
definitely some samefagging going on there. way too many accounts submitted.
>>63382074
Can't be bothered to check, but I think at least 5 are mine.
How is Henderson's striking so bad?
>>63378525
KayKay
KayKay
KayKay
KayKay
KayKay
KayKay
>>63382727
>wearing a beanie
>in beaner state
>where there is no cold whatsoever
dropped
>>63382074
I haven't submitted any because I don't know the bottom 3 fighters well enough :(
>>63382787
>>63382727
would still smash desu
>>63374868
He beat Bendo and Green.
>tfw watching fights on tv
>>63382964
He actually lost to both of them. Your opinion = WGAF.
>>63383001
I bet you are a Texas judge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu5Oy0ppps
joe rogaine is disgusting
>leave for 20 minutes
>no new posts
Could this sport be any deader? Where the fuck is everyone?
Does Ronda Rousey have the worst just most disgusting body and face in the history of the UFC?
>>63383359
Breakfast. There will be a ton of people here when the show's actually on.
>>63374764
More like TRTfort vs TRTenderson
shit card tbdesu
>>63382787
it's literally freezing in socal right now senpai
>>63383838
~20C is freezing now?
>>63376295
this is how it looks when my wife tries to argue with our waitress because the bill was 3 dollars more than usual
>>63383838
so much for your socal is superior argument broseph
>>63383705
Don't worry we've got ronderp next week. It's a "bangin card"
>>63383838
>>63384021
is socal the one with the Mexicans or the one with the gays?
>>63384080
Both. California has a majority of hispanics (literally).
>>63380869
whoa bec rawlings got no ass at all
>>63383340
The obsession you have over rogaine is frightening.
>>63384126
It really is disturbing. I refuse to listen to that dickhead even ironically.
>>63384287
Oh yeah, Rogan may be disturbing but this dutchfag is literally posting some Rogaine shit in every thread and then he doesn't even post about mma.
>>63384126
I only have 1 obession m8
>>63384080
Both. California is the biggest meme state in the country.
if /heem/ had an mma news website what would it be called?
>>63384509
/heemnews/
>>63384509
TFATKARMY.com
>>63384509
bjpenn.com
>>63380904
>tfw heard a drunk milf say "his booty is bigger than mine" followed by giggles and a "shhh" from her friend as they were walking behind me
fucking bitches
frank mir says punching power comes from the butt so maybe it works in my advantage
>>63384509
HEEMMA
>>63380878
>claudia not failing the USADA testing
>>63384573
it's a meme testing desu
Even if it is a fight between old men, I don't think tonight's main event will be boring. There is no way it can go five rounds, r-right?
>>63384509
wmma.com
What time do the fights start? I think I'll watch NBA League Pass instead.
>>63384608
A knee it's gonna break today
>>63384401
Is this some kind of Lazarus machine that brings him back to life after he gets brutally heem'd to death every other fight?
>>63384777
Lazarus?
>>63384777
lmaobud I see that you're using a proxy now
>>63384798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raising_of_Lazarus
>>63384823
Oh it's from Jewish mythology I thought it was something from Star Wars or a Chinese cartoon.
>>63384777
>heem'd
what does that even mean?
jesus is my best friend
When will the UFC die?
>>63385050
>>63385391
>>63385413
you posted this in previous threads you can stop now thanks
>>63385459
Join the team, bro
>>63382074
Only 4 this time.
>>63382207
Main event was really good.
>>63385488
I don't like his striking. I can't trust him to win.
>>63385534
>yfw Rockhold gets heemd
>>63385551
rockhold has slow hands too, both guys do compared to me i can't trust either of them
What are your thoughts on this woman as a fighter?
how does this fight go?
>>63385714
jones by murder
>>63385714
If he beats Rockhold and Romero il be hyped af for this one desu
>>63385671
She's a reverse Ronda Rousey.
Cute between fights, Gollum when weight cut.
>>63385714
>never even won a fight at 205
>going to fight jon jones
>>63385671
a lovable qt fighter
How does this fight go?
>>63385714
would you even think he could do well against DC or Gus?
>>63385979
Schaub is actually a really bad stylistic matchup for Jones. He would probably win if it didn't go five rounds.
>>63386077
What? Jones would probably win if he lasted five rounds. Especially if it was at LHW.
>>63385979
jones wins by decision
story of the fight: 25 fucking minutes of eye pokes and those annoying oblique kicks
why is paige popular
she ugly af
>>63383340
jesus christ dude
>>63386125
Low standards because it's mma
>>63386125
i don't know, ray borg is the same size and age as her and would beat her in 30 seconds but he doesn't get to headline cards
>>63385979
Jones by KO (dim mak)
>>63384777
>recycling jokes
You know there are people like me that literally read every post of every thread, right?
>>63384509
>getting your news from any place other than /heem/ itself
what does Dana's dick taste like?
>postan in ebin bread
tfw I don't even know who's fighting tonight desu honest senpai
How many bings and bongs until the fights?
>>63386228
your mother's vag
>>63386279
gross desu
>>63386270
>no one reads the OP
stop perpetuating this false meme
Are there fites tonight? Where? Who?
>>63386349
Me and you bitch
You and pick the time and place
>>63386349
R u srs?
>>63386349
anders pls
>>63386349
In case ur srs fite nite hendo vitor is tonite
glover cummins is the comain
>>63386368
2 Hours, my favorite fjord.
>>63386372
I just woke up, I'm rekted and still drunk.
>>63386411
Oh golly, that's right.
>>63386419
Bring kneepads. I'll be putting that big mouth to good use once I knock your teeth out.
friendly reminder that a cheeky fiver parlay on cummins and hendo yields $80
>>63386526
You mean it yields -$5
>>63378525
>Vitor Belfort
>Glover Teixeira
>Thomas Almeida
>Alex Oliveira
>Gilbert Burns
>Corey Anderson
>>63386510
We'll see how much you're talking when you have a mouth full of your blood and my semen.
Id you literally had to bet all your belongings on one fight tonight what fight and who wins?
>in other words, safest bet tonigh desu senpai
>>63386659
good luck achieving that with your eyeballs bitten off.
>>63386696
I never leave the house without a cup and safety goggles, you imbecile
>>63386684
imo Texiera, never trust the Hbomb
>>63386684
Hendo will kill juiceless Vitor t
>>63386554
touché
>>63374764
the only one worth watching is almeida desu
I really hate this word filter f-am, to be fucking honest.
>>63387472
Was that a catch weight?
>>63386684
Thomas Almeida vs Birchak
Almeida wins easy tbhwyf
>>63387632
senpai desu
>>63387632
paydge is such a class act, wow she is going places
>>63387632
nah, it adds to the stupidity and fun
>>63387983
>5'9 fights at flyweight
>meanwhile 5'8 hendricks fights at light heavyweight
how the hell does he make flyweight
>>63388147
>pride wasn't fixed
>>63388147
That's some nice fighting you got there buddy
>>63388288
I hope you put down the credits for that webm
i don't understand how so many of you think Glover is going to beat Cummins
>>63378525
Old Man Strength
Cummins
Almeida
Hallmann
Magomedov
Anderson
>>63388550
Cummins is not the wrestler Phil Davis is. He also is not nearly as good of a striker as glover.
>>63388608
>old man strength
Boy, that's specific
>>63388608
>Old Man Strength
but the're both old
>>63388885
>>63388831
Vitor is a young lion compared to Dan.
>>63388907
Sure looked that way against Weidman
>>63387632
Same here t
>>63388937
rank? I bet I could score an ace against you and your fuccboi squad.
>>63389368
we're all globals i'd like to see you try.
>>63388937
video? I don't play csgo, but I love watching competitive fps
>>63389512
I was just memeing, Marnix, and I hoped you would respond with "You think, I would just sit here and let you ace on me? You are a terrible human bean!" or something similar.
On another note, who of you is pic related?
>>63389669
Why do youtube comments look like they're all from /b/ now? What happened?
/heem/ tripflag ranking
1. Italy
2. Kenya
[mild power gap]
3. Austria
4. Lithuania
5. Serbia
>>63389810
>m-muh disregard of rule 1&2
>>63389855
What are the criterias for the measurement of their power level?
>>63389669
my friend marnix lives in italy now, he's a tailor for expensive suits and is a multi millionaire now while i'm.. ..global.
>>63389855
why am I not on your list, I feel offended
>>63390056
there are more than one nederlanders
>>63390080
nah bro its all me
Will Schaub be hosting a fight companion tonight?
let me bang bro
>>63390665
I love the idea of it. Unfortunately SJW will hinder it to go to app stores
I completely forgot embedded just premiered on fox
Did anyone watch it?
>>63390080
There are more than one Australia, and more than one Serbia
>tfw no Black Dana
>>63390827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMp7ioti3n8
>>63390920
That the preview. The full thing is ~40bings.
It is still on fox right now until 3pm
>>63390976
ite ite ite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21NWphbQm18.
>>63378525
Belfort KO/TKO Round 2
Teixeira KO/TKO Round 3
Almeida Submission Round 1
Oliveira Submission Round 3
Magomedov Decision
Anderson Decision
>>63387632
baka senpai
>>63391101
baka
https://instagram.com/p/9ysliXChst/
>>63391055
>belfort heeming someone in the 2nd round
worst prediction ever
>>63391055
>Belfort round 2
I thought Tito and his big ass head exposed Vitor. If you can survive the first round you will probably eek out a decision against him. Without TRT it's more likely he will gas and it'll be the Overeem and Saku fights all over again.
>>63391239
>>63391393
prepare to get greentexted in a few hours you pair of muggy cunts
>>63389855
Thanks bro.
>>63390796
Honestly, I'm just really concerned about people getting heem'd on concrete/asphalt
They should encourage people to pick spots where there's some grass at least.
>>63391023
mras are so fucking salty, jesus christ
name my band
Luke Thomas picked Hendo.
>>63391715
>fast forward to 2017
>rumblr is the most popular app amongst vital testo winged males in their 20s
>go to rumblr explore on the daily to find and watch some real life heems
The future sure is promising, lads
>>63392283
nice
>>63392142
The Machida Era
Who could Michael Chandler beat from UFC's 155 division?
>>63392142
The Backdoor Boys
>>63392228
Would be pretty based
Reply with your ideal main card for UFC 200:
Anderson Silva vs GSP
Conor Mcgregor vs Anthony Pettis
Vitor Belfort vs Luke Rockhold
Dan Henderson Vs Johny Hendricks
Paige Vanzant vs Michele Waterson
>>63392188
his opinion=WGAF
>>63392142
Glass Chin Music
>>63392142
Poz Up Schaubs Neg Hole
>>63392376
>all those irrelevant fights
I don't know right now desu. I'd have to wait and see who's champ when we're getting closer to it.
>>63392228
Even though I believe Conor will win, I so fucking much hope that he gets heemed to hell by Aldo.
>>63392142
Schaub and the Knockouts.
>>63392365
Think he'd do pretty decent at UFC's 155. Alvarez to close out the trilogy would be the one I want to see. Anybody outside of the top 3 I think he could beat.
>>63392142
the one hit wonders
>>63392494
As long as there's a finish I will lose my shit
>>63392567
He wouldn't have access to roids in the UFC though.
Last night's Bellator card was lots of fun though, I wish there were more comfy HD streams like the prelim one.
>>63392142
Schleepy Schaub and the Heemettes
>when will they learn
>>63392595
When is Rothwell fighting? Has the UFC been fucking with his career?
New fight for RIZIN, Akebono TarÅ vs. Bob Sapp
>>63392760
What is the mental disease called when you're obsessed with your body image in the way Gaby is?
>>63392760
fucking kek, I literally thought that was Joe Rogan
>>63392899
body dysmorphia
>>63392899
patriarchal oppression
(I'm a girl btw)
>>63392915
it is pretty hilarious
literal discount joe rogan
NEW THREAD
>>63392958
>>63392958
>>63392958
>inb4 too early
>>63392936
Thank (You).
anyone watching the fisty cuffs on sky sports 1? pretty fun desu
>>63392986
>be making a decent OP
>this faggot posts a copy and paste of this OP and posts early
You're the worst tbqh
>>63392142
Douchebag central
>>63393271
Please still post your op
how long til the fights brahs?
>>63393271
dude you have to stop this pseudo tripfaggot serious american OP shit
let him make a shitty op, he wants to have some fun too and you always hog it all
The only thing I want to see tonight is the H bomb
>>63390466
Bullshit
>>63395037
fp prelims are already on scrub
>>63407339
>>63407339
>>63407339
NEW FOOKIN THREAD LADS
>>63407339
>>63407339
>>63407339
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