Bournemouth vs Newcastle 12:45 kick off
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Bournemouth: Federici, Smith, Francis, Distin, Daniels, Ritchie, Surman, Gosling, Stanislas, Arter, King
Newcastle: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Wijnaldum, Tiote, Mitrovic, Perez
>>63381343
UP THE CASTLE
>>63381343
put the biscuit in the basket bournemouth
>That absolute manlet getting interviewered on BT Sport
Holy shiy, he's like 1 1/2 foot smaller, someone cap that
>>63381364
Thats a hockey term lad
>>63381369
it's a meme term lad
>>63381343
who
>>/trash/
here?
Hope mememouth lose but don't mind if Newcastle lose because the TrueGeordie will go absolutely mental
i like for newcasltes to win
>>63381379
well I'm a barnsley fan so yeah pretty much
alri lads
how shit will this match be?
>>63381389
Should be a good game I think, Eddie Meme will still try play football, and Newcastle should pick them apart
>>63381382
Just found his YT the other day after the Sunderland game, pretty funny.
I HOPE THAT WE
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
>>63381405
lose
literally who vs literally who?
poocastle hahaha!
3-0
:)
oh my god that new iphone advert just had Panda Bear's Crosswords EP playing on the phone
sick
>>63381405
>we
BET IN PLAY NAAOOW
>Joshua King
>Steve going away for a few years in Europe made people forget he's still a wally with a brolly
lgtss
> these defenses
moment of silence, fuckers
>Stannis la on the wing
>inb4 silence turns into applause
game over big boner
>Britquiets
Friendly reminder Steve McClaren looks at his hair in the mirror every morning and says to himself "Yeah, that looks good".
Fuck sake, sick of this mawkish shite 24/7. Swear there's a minute silence in about 70% of games these days.
Or even worse a minute's applause midgame for some reason
>>63381382
I'm only here for True Geordie desu senpai
>tfw early kick off so no comfy toon thread
give us the 3pm games plsss
>poocastle poonited
>Robbie Savage
>Robbie Savage
>Glenn Hoddle
Wow it's like they try to create the worst line up ever
>Fletch and Sav commentary team
Nice
>>63381489
/toon/ is as comfy as you make it marra
>>63381507
no one has any sholas any more though
You now remember Tyrone Mings
I got you fa m
>Savage commentating
Is Glenn Murray injured?
>>63381528
At least it isn't Owen or Hargreaves
>>63381530
Bournemouth are the unluckiest team in the world, all of their players are injured.
Got to feel sorry for them, play great football
>>63381539
>this guy again
>British weather
>>63381536
I wonder why I've never heard him commentating with Fletcher, seeing as how hard BT push the duo.
>>63381536
Owen actually improved as a commentator, but his voice is fucking awful.
Savage just shouts about MUH PASSION
>>63381539
I would but I genuinely think true geordie will have a rage induced heart attack if mememouth wins
>>63381530
No. He was shit against Southampton, they looked a lot better when he want off. He doesn't really suit their style of play.
>>63381547
comfy af
Newcastle's fixtures after this:
Leicester (H), Palace (A), Liverpool (H), Spurs (A), Villa (H), Everton (H), WBA (A), Arsenal (A), Man Utd (H)
JUST
The giant picture of the players on the wall of the stands makes me angry as fuck, it's so tinpot.
>>63381539
watch a chelsea game and you'll see what unlucky really is
>>63381556
>He doesn't really suit their style of play.
Why the fuck did they sign him then
>>63381565
I'm pretty comfy watching this right now, whats the temperature over there right now friend?
>>63381571
>Mouyes
>>63381552
>rage and cholesterol induced heart attack
ftfy
>>63381551
Did you listen to him on the Rubin Kazan vs Liverpool game, he was talking absolute shit without interruption for 90 minutes.
>>63381571
>chelshit
>unlucky
>>63381572
Why did palace sell him
>>63381405
how does a brazilian come to support newcastle?
Robbie right as per usual in his commentary, would love to see the lad take a coaching job.
>>63381575
Grey clouds, light rain outside mine.
Got a cup of tea and sausage barm with the footy on.
9/10 on the comfy scale
FUCK YOU DUMMETT
>>63381575
about 18 degrees C, doesnt get much colder than that desu
>>63381590
They signed Connor Wickham to replace him.
>pardew
>Dummett's crossing
>>63381571
Pretty sure chelsea's current form is down to karma, the bad guys are finally losing
>>63381591
Newcastle beer
>>63381586
>Mfw he kept trying to say the foul on Can wasn't a penalty
>Mfw the camera literally zoomed in on Can's leg bleeding and he was still claiming it wasn't a pen
He's a fucking retard
>>63381572
Dunno, it was all a bit last minute. Eddie Howe deserves a lot of credit for getting Bournemouth up, but I think his transfer business over the summer was very poor.
>>63381607
>bad guys
Chelsea are likeable though. Hazard, Matic, Branny, Mou, etc
>GEFF
>>63381604
>triggered London paki
Sorry, the sausages aren't halal Ahmed
Joshua 'le ethnic Norwegian man' King looks pretty gud desu.
>>63381610
You can get injured in a legal tackle
>>63381596
>>63381599
it's about 60F here so I think a degree or two colder in celsius, its an overcast morning so I have some coffee with biscotti watching the game in some flannel pants
>>63381632
He clearly got kicked from behind without the guy touching the ball tho
>>63381624
>ndubz
Lel. Always wanted to see that girl get pounded by a big black cock
playing very well so far.
>only game on right now is a bottom of the table clash
I'm only here for federici desu senpai
>>63381604
Isn't barm a Brum thing? Therefor a southerner thing.
>>63381646
only a matter of time before poocastle gives away a pen
>>63381650
Barm is a north west thing
>sky customers will never ever watch a live football match again
>>63381611
>I think his transfer business over the summer was very poor.
I'd say it's worse than "very poor": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_A.F.C._Bournemouth_season#Transfers_in
Gradel is genuinely the only worthwhile signing they made, and he died.
Makes zero sense why they'd sign either of Tomlin or Murray when their game plan is pace-based.
>>63381646
Still getting relegated.
Coloccini has to be the worst defender in the EPL
>>63381658
B-b-but I have Sky and go to every home game of my local club
>15 minutes in
>Newcastle hasn't scored a goal
What an underwhelming performance
>Plastics on spee hate a 'little' club making it up and fighting their own ground
Shocking...
>>63381672
Newcastle is worse.
>>63381672
>What an underwhelming performance
I could say the same about your mam last night senpai
>>63381681
>'little' club
Backed by a Russian millionaire.
>>63381591
8/10 beer desu
>>63381681
>I have no idea about Bournemouth and fell for the media spin
>>63381681
Except for the fact Bournemouth are owned by a rich businessmen nobody mentions and got railroaded into the prem purely to sell a "muh fairtytale" dialogue to sky customers.
>>63381692
Boddingtons > Newcastle Brown
>>63381706
>>63381689
Bournemouth's net spend before this season was ~£0
Stop being so butthurt
>The Emirates FA Cup
FUCK OFF
>>63381681
>bournemouth are the up and coming chelsea
>most exciting league in the world
>>63381624
>tfw the north will always be the GOAT part of england
feels fucking great
>>63381596
fucking 28 here m8 got the ac set to 22 though so id say 7/10
>unironically watching the bottom-of-the-prem-injuryb-owl
'no'
>>63381725
>england
>GOAT in any way, shape, or form
>>63381681
based
>>63381703
falling for the meme
>>63381727
That hot in November? Where are you Hawaii or something?
>>63381706
the spending is comparable to any of the top championship sides, less so i think compared to a few teams
>>63381729
Only thing on my hotel's TV
I'm not watching fucking College Gameday
>buddy holly
>>63381741
What's a Jersey?
>>63381610
former scouse butthurt i suppose. won the ballon then was absolute shit. probably wanted to end up like gerrard where the subhumans in liverpool worship him
newcastle's defense is so panicky when the ball gets close to them
>>63381747
guidos and spraytans brah
>>63381731
>america
>welcome in comfy match threads
off you pop
This is fucking dreadful
>>63381591
Maybe they met at a rape survivors support group
>>63381747
you are now away they are called jersey shirts because of us :^)
Why are early kickoffs always so shit?
>>63381754
How about you actually beat us in Soccer before you go off on us
>>63381757
hang in there TG!
>50 cent doesn't want his team to win
https://instagram.com/p/9yN8xssLy9/
>>63381748
>being this butthurt about a city he's never visited an entire continent away
>>63381759
I didn't know Bournemouth invented clothing.
Oh wait.
>>63381761
>us
>>63381760
too early in the day, players were probably up at 6am.
fuck bt though.
>>63381737
south Florida. beautiful but for fucks sake i need one 18 C day every once in a while
>POOCASTLE
AYYYOZE
C'mon the castle
>>63381773
please be quiet pedro
GET FUCKED MEMEMOUTH YOU TINPOT CUNTS
AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE AYOZE
>memes
>>63381761
>Amerifats spouting off
Come back when your league isn't a retirement home lad
FUCKING GOAT
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
>eddie meme's relegation machine
That's what you get for having a shit defence and an awful goalkeeper.
>>63381781
Sounds nice as fuck desu. I went the Florida keys in the summer and it was hard to deal with that heat
>>63381681
leave newcastle alone
Feel a bit sorry for Bournemouth, they've dominated the game so far. That aside though..
AYYYYYYYYYYYYOZE
Mememouth are fucking dire up front they deserve to suffer
is mclaren a tactical genius?
>>63381790
>US made it past groups
>England didn't
>welcome to the premier league
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who /Hayley/ here?
https://youtu.be/OblL026SvD4
le meme man ayyyyy lmao
mememouth will win 3-2 tb͏h lads
>>63381771
ive been to london and manchester. I can only imagine liverpool being shittier desu
>>63381801
>Going to the Keys in the summer and not the Winter
>Mememouth goalkeepers
>BT sucking Mememouth dick again
Is Ayoze the most underrated player in the prem?
>>63381816
female singers tend to be especially self-absorbed even for women
what 3pm game are we watching boys
>>63381816
Glad she grew her hair back out desu, not a fan of short hair on girls
>>63381799
>boruc and federici are bournemouth's first and second choice keeper
>their defence is from league 1 and hasn't been improved whatsoever
>>63381804
>entire team based upon the pace of one player
>don't buy another pacey player to be a reserve/sub for him
>player dies for the whole season
These two things are what will kill Mememouth.
>>63381825
>Aussie goalkeepers
>>63381801
keys are nice but daytona probably wouldve been the way to go in summer. 24 C and beautiful beaches and not as many creeps downtown
>>63381816
Why are they still pretending that Paramore is a band, it's just Hayley with some backup musicians.
>>63381816
nah, not a fan of memepop
any of you post on lookism or sluthate?
>>63381839
they are all shit tb͏h might watch leicester for le unstoppable goblin man
>Distin
>in 2015
Fucking hell
>>63381839
Lester
>>63381842
>their defence is from league 1 and hasn't been improved whatsoever
what about old man distin and ded boy 8m man?
is big steve a tactical genius?
>>63381841
some girls can pull the pixie cut off well though, pic related
>NBC advertising NASCAR in the middle of a Premier League match
JUST
tb͏h lads
Will Ayoze Perez be starting for England is a few years time ?
>>63381846
>american goalkeeping
>>63381842
Boruc is great just having a mare at the moment
>>63381842
you now realise GRADEL was the other pacey player who also got injured
>>63381869
God, I'd love to suck him off.
A big sloppy blowjob for the king.
>>63381872
shagged a lad who looked like that in uni
>>63381873
NBC's nonstop advertising of the EPL during F1 races is what got me to watch this sport in the first place
>>63381869
>get dominated for half an hour by a league one team
>score a lucky deflected goal against the worst defence/keeper in the league
>tactical genius
Why don't Newcastle ever improve their midfield?
Why the fuck are Anita and Tiote still playing?
>>63381823
>wanting to be assumed as a tourist
>F1
>>63381883
>lad
dont you mean lass?
>>63381877
probably
>>63381888
that was the plan lad
>>63381894
scared of success
>>63381895
Take a pic of said knickers.
>>63381883
was she good? genuinely jelly
>>63381839
lester for meme striker and mid
Fuck you mememouth
near blooter tb͏h
>>63381857
Exactly the same is true for Chvrches.
BRAVE LITTLE BOURNEMOUTH
NO-ONE HAS BEEN MORE UNLUCKY THAN THIS HARDWORKING, SUFFICIENT, PURE FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF GRASS
PLEDGE YOUR DISOBEDIENCE TO THEIR INEVITABLE PLIGHT
>>63381911
>she
>>63381924
the fuck...
>JD
>Carbrini
Tinpot as fuck.
>>63381878
>putting guzan instead of based timmy
youre better than that
>>63381924
you're a fucking bender m8 tb͏h
>>63381888
>dominate manchester city for 40 minutes
>loose 61-1
I think they'd rather have this
>tinder bots
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO FUCKING EXIST
>>63381902
a10 v10 thanks fredsportshd
>>63381861
CAN'T BAR THE VAR
>>63381924
are you the same fag who was posting Trannies from tinder?
>gosling
is desu baka senpai back
>>63381932
If you pretend they're a girl it's not really gay
LE UNLUCKY MEMEMOUTH
>dat fucking save
dam son
based rob jelliot
>mememouth in charge of biscuit baskets
>>63381954
SHIT
>>63381943
yes tb͏h
PUT THE BISCUIT IN BASKETETETETETETETETETET
>>63381961
GET
Since when was flop elliott not shit?
>>63381909
this
>>63381924
>I don't regret it, he was sufficiently feminine that I could pretend it was a skinny girl.
Faggot
>>63381950
>>63381929
Jap using American memes
Irish using Jap memes
This is what happens when they passed the TPP
>ooh so unlucky he couldn't keep the header down
cunt literally just sent it to the fucking moon
>>63381969
TITS
>>63381969
BANGED
>>63381969
KAWAII
>>63381970
today
>>63381970
Since big Steve worked his magic
Mememouth is so fucking tinpot
>>63381954
Ladies and gentlemen, your Euro 2016 top scorer
>>63381924
Did you stick around long enough to reciprocate though?
>>63381970
since he was playing against non-league strikers like josh king
>mfw I realise we can say desu senpai again
:)
>>63381995
>>63381954
>>63381961
don't get this
what is it
>>63381995
boomhauer
>>63382010
it's call a meme
>>63382010
CHAT
>>63382007
get rekt tb͏h aussie cunt
Losing to Newcastle
Even I have to admit we're a meme team
>>63382010
Best English striker since Kane said something years ago.
>>63382019
POOPOO
>>63382019
SHIT
>>63382029
GET
ayy
>>63382032
Lucky cunts
>>63382031
GOALS
>>63382032
Shakespeare tier scripting
>not putting a tenner on Tiote getting booked every game
NEVER LUCKY
>>63382044
Him and Cattermole are like free money
>>63381935
>loose
>>63382018
makes sense you had other dudes to fuck, I guess I'm still on a happy vibe after the Bob Ross stream so I thought maybe you stuck around and made a relationship of it or something
>>63382044
>>63382049
>not Mitrovic
>>63382010
>don't get this
YOU WILL LAD, YOU WILL
>Why-naldum
>>63382058
He's actually been pretty calm since that red card
>>63382076
haha japan
People don't actually like Vardy right? He's a lowclass piece of shit chav scum.
>>63382081
pretty sure if Vardy wasn't playing he'd be shitposting in /sp/ with us
>>63382077
>slavs being calm
Why does desu look weird now? Is that partially the explanation for the increase in desu and senpai usage?
Sorry you guys. Just trying to catch up on my memes you guys?
>All these Rehab commercials at half-time
God Bless SoCal
>>63382081
He's a top lad tbf
>>63382087
>Implying
He'd be busy doing his manual labor job and fucking 16/17 year olds still in school
>>63382089
Nevermind. Figured it out.
>>63382081
he is the best english striker of all time
another meme team defeat, feels good desu
>>63382087
He's be shitposting outside the jobcentre with a can of k.
>tfw drifting further and further away from savety
>>63382081
fuck off tory this is a football thread
need a gf tb͏h
>>63382103
>savety
Those BT sport adverts with the quotes are GOAT desu.
>>63382081
He's basically the English version of Luis Suarez
time for Sholas
>muh ruthlessness
>>63382087
nah mate he'd be selling ket in Ibiza
Who's the qtest footballer and why is it Marchisio, pic unrelated.
>>63382097
Toff pls
>>63382097
>>63382102
it doesn't sound like you're disagreeing with me so thanks for the (You)s
>>63382120
Do not mock others eyes!
Just went through all the effort of making a cup of tea, only to find out the milk is off, even though it's half full and says it's good until the 10th of November.
Broken Britain, lads.
>>63382124
Giroud
>>63382124
what the fuck is up with her nose
>>63382107
Same m8. Meeting a girl from couchsurfing for a coffee tmo but probably gona be super awkward and fuck it all up.
>arry
>>63382133
do you get milk delivered to your doorstep?
>She hasn't messaged you back yet
>Rio
muh chips
>>63382149
No, my gran used to back in the 90s. I'm not sure that even happens anymore.
>>63382141
Just be yourself :^)
>>63382149
yes m8 the milkman comes around every morning
>>63382155
Is northern rock still a thing? Now that's a sponsor you could be proud of.
>>63382162
Welp that's me fucked then
>Chelsea are only 2 points above the relegation zone
>>63382169
just pretend to be somebody interesting
>>63382169
that's the plan friend, if she don't love you for you she ain't the one
>>63382166
nope, it went bankrupt and got took over/merged into virgin money
>>63382141
just talk to her like she was a lad from /sp/
>>63382162
That's the punchline to a joke I invented. Hitler nervous about a blind date, asks Goebbels for advice. Punchline.
Funny?
Christ Willem Defoe looks old
>>63382177
But its not about live m8, its about getting my hole
>>63382186
kys
>>63382187
Don't use the Lord's name in vain lad
>>63382171
>Jose will be sacked after the Stoke game
>>63382171
>ivanovic is fit to play
jesus fucking christ tb͏h
>>63382159
u wot m8
>>63382202
>shops at sainsburys
posh cunt detected tb͏h
>>63382189
if's about getting your dick off just use tinder or something
ELLIOT
You are now aware of Atletico de Kolkata
Elliot best goalie in eplel?
>>63382206
>cropped out my M&S gravy
>thank fuck
i-i'm a proper lad m8
>>63382218
FC Bayern Utah is my favourite 2bh
>>63382220
um!? no!
Why would you have milk delivered to your doorstep and not other things as well?
lel
>>63382196
>jose reported this as good news
oh god
>>63382209
I'm too ugly for tinder m8
>>63382202
>putting your bicycle pump in the fridge
>>63382234
most milkmen bring other things as well now
>>63382237
save some money for a fuck-cation to Amsterdam then
>>63382234
You can, bread, biscuits, lots of stuff. I only get milk tbph.
NEVER LUCKY
>>63382234
In a way the postman is also my drug dealer because I buy LSD on the internet.
>>63382241
Cold air is better for footballs and tires m8.
if bournemouth had a good striker they'd be midtable
>>63382244
Don't need to got Amsterdam m8
Top, top escorts in London
>newcastle defending
this newcastle defense is looser than that irish boipussy that one anon fucked in this thread desu
>>63382261
Ice Cream vans in Glasgow used to sell drugs, wish they rolled it out nationwide
Anyone else hate Robbie Savage?
lads, been swiping around on the tindtinds
noticed a lot of these slags are "intersectional feminists"
wtf is that?
Hope we replace Cabaye in January
Sort out you attack mememouth
Newcastle should be losing by about 5 or 6.
>Janmaat's back pass
what the actual fuck
>>63382265
My mate has about 30 escorts bookmarked at a time, not sure if he actually gets them, they're quite expensive, plus anal is always extra.
>>63382264
They had a decent one but he's injured
STANISLICE
I BELIEVE WE
>>63382285
120-140 an hour is standard for a great escort, well worth it
Some don't charge extra for anal, because they're well up for it
Those are the best...
>>63382285
>wanting to shove your dick in someones ass
Shit meme tbqh m8
>>63382305
hmmm
° .° :. . • ○
Has Fletch always been there?
mememouth couldn't finish their dinner
>>63382305
If Newcastle win this it's a crime against football
>>63382313
Thanks Pep
>>63382305
2-0 wijnaldum 58'
>>63382304
>ass
it's an arse you ponce
>>63382305
its like a liverpool game
>mememouth
>>63382326
>arse
it's a shitter you ponce
hi where are the goals :-DDD
>>63382285
ofcourse they charge extra, women have to prepare for anal
>>63382327
your mum is like a liverpool game
>It's a Robbie Savage episode
Who Newc/a/stle here?
>>63382333
On the way funland
kekmouth lol
>>63382327
Never forget
nice trees you cunt
>>63382336
Escorts prepare for oral and vaginal sex too
Some just don't like it and don't offer it, others tolerate it and charge extra for it, others like it and are opportunistic, others love it and don't charge extra
Same with CIM or swallowing
>>63382333
>it's a Finland thread
>>63382345
thanks for reminding me that I need to re-watch the star wars films
Just got back from wagekeking my morning away, how has the toon been? Mate said we're lucky to be ahead.
reminder that liverpool are unbeaten in 13
>>63382369
Best threads desu.
who was last season meme team?
>Mitrovic pulling the retard face at the ref
lel
>>63382380
that's a top tier slag m8, lucky as fuck you've been shite
>Chris Kamara will never be a full time match commentator
>Bournemouth's strikers
>>63382392
Memehampton
>>63382392
southampton
>>63382392
memehampton
>>63382392
Southampton, Swansea were the original meme team though, and Blackpool
Jesus christ are the Newcastle defenders even trying?
foreign poofters tb͏h
>>63382405
That team is pathetic
Ayoze pls.
fucking twat
>if they're not doing anything with them passes
they're making about 500 genuine goal scoring chances you cunt. this is why Terry said what he said
>Perez
>>63382399
>he doesn't realise the Stormtroopers inaccuracy was all part of the plan
>>63382405
This is without a doubt going to be the worst game of all season
I'd rather stab myself in the leg than watch that. It's going to be 90 minutes of Utd passing sideways and back while West Brom parks the bus
>>63382405
>young still at LB
>rooney still not dropped
>schneiderlin still not starting
0-0 incoming
giraffe neck cisse inc
on the bench today
>>63382434
>Not Sunderland vs Villa
>>63382405
heres the match thread for those interested >>63382437
Perez is a right cunt
>>63382430
So why haven't they scored?
This substitution makes no sense.
What match we watching at 3 lads?
>>63382439
Doesn't Smalling usually start?
>>63382439
jesus smalling looks like shit lately or is that fellaini with a haircut?
>>63382440
Nah, that'll be a 3-1 game with defensive errors all over the place
More exciting than Van Laal/Pulisball
What a strange sub
>>63382456
Blunderland to be honest
>>63382433
*tips fedora*
The Warcraft movie looks pretty gash lads, pretty disappointed iiaph (if i am perfectly honest)
NEVER LUCKY
>>63382405
>borthwick-jackson
What is it with all these wogs with double barrel surnames?
>12-0 in corners
>all these meme short corners failing
lel
>>63382451
need to get a striker on who will use all those newcatle chances
>>63382443
Agreed
>>63382456
united
need to max out on my memes
>>63382392
Who will be next seasons?
last digit is how many this cheeky chaps going to score
>>63382439
More of a mong than kane
>>63382405
There is no right back in that squad. Has Lang Baal lost it?
>Cisse
pls no
is it me or does the fixtures this season look complete shite
>>63382476
Brighton
>>63382476
boro
>>63382477
of whom are offside
>>63382468
Black fathers not marrying the bird they knock up
>>63382476
any championship team that gets promoted
>>63382443
What did he do?
>>63382476
Stoke
>>63382434
it's really sad. i don't even support United, but pretty much any time they've been on TV, since i started watching football in 1994 up until Moyes, i watched their games because of entertainment
not anymore. they remind me of Liverpool under Houllier, away in the UEFA Cup. zzzzzzzzzzz
more like POOcastle
get it?
>>63382507
dank meme friend
>>63382405
>2 GKs
He's gone too far this time.
Is Harry Arter related to Artur Boruc?
PLAY THE FUCKING ADVANTAGE
>that flirting on the newcastle bench
>not playing the advantage
>>63382530
I do not understand.
>cisse's offside
Never heard that before
>All my friends gone uni
>Tfw stuck at home and havent been out in like 6 weeks
Kill me lads.
>>63382561
le don't understand the offside rule man
>>63382562
Kill yourself.
Why do brits put milk in tea?
>>63382548
want a qt boy to rub my head desu
>>63382575
Because it tastes nice you big stiff european mong.
>>63382575
because we like tea, and thats how you make tea
>>63382575
Tea tastes like shit
The milk and sugar disguises it
why the fuck did i put newcastle on +1.5 goals? a win had good enough goals, let alone expecting them to score multiple.
>>63382575
probably not the tea you're thinking of
What's the record for corners in a game?
>Berez
>Tfw my dick randomly leaks wee for a few minutes after ive finished a piss
Diagnose me.
>>63382584
Because you're degenerate scum.
>>63382593
not shaking enough
>>63382575
why does your dad put semen in his mouth
Newcastle proving they belong in the top division 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iad3gV-9C1U
>>63382593
You haven't got it all out yet
>>63382581
Have literally never tried it in my 10 years of drinking tea. Will try it in a moment then
>young
>stupid haircut
>brightly coloured ugly boots
>thinks he's better than he really is
>constantly falling over and pretending to be hurt
when will this meme end
>>63382593
ya gotta shake it off, shake it off
>>63382593
Literally AIDS
>>63382575
Breakfast needs milk to be drinkable
>>63382593
My dick does that with cum after I wank
>>63382609
Who you talking about
>>63382575
You don't? That's tasty as fuck.
newcastle playing great
>>63382609
Don't forget foreign
You wouldn't get that from a good old fashioned english player
>>63382607
do you only use lemon or something? what kind of tea do you drink?
what did mclaren hope to gain from putting cisse on? He's fucking useless outside the box and we can't get out of our half.
>>63382609
worse than jack grealish and his socks
>>63382593
benign enlarged prostate.
They don't know why it happens but it does. Go to the doctor and get some medicine for it.
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Prostate-enlargement/Pages/Symptoms.aspx
T. med student
>>63382607
Only a dash la
>>63382620
90% of young foreign players in the prem
bournemouth couldn't score even if they played 900 minutes
>>63382620
Perez
>>63382637
Fuck off im 19 years old. No way ive got that.
hate playing on a sunday 2bh
>15 corners
>>63382637
when i take a dump sometimes semen leaks out my cock
from my googling ive diagnosed myself with the enlarged prostate
does that sound right?
>>63382646
how's sixth form la?
>>63382646
don't wait until it's too late anon, get it checked out
>>63382646
You're not special faggot, see a doctor.
>>63382646
You'll need a finger up your arse to prove otherwise senpai.
>>63382656
Im doing a BTEC in interpretive dance actually...
>le best looking gf in the prem man
>>63382653
>when i take a dump sometimes semen leaks out my cock
that sounds like you're gay 2bh m8
This is embarrassing to be honest
why cant mememouth finish lads?
>>63382669
>not posting pictures
>>63382646
happens to people at all ages
t. 21 year old med student who had to take a finger up the arse because of it
It never really goes away, either.
>>63382653
If you've had a wank and not took three strong pisses, yes. Probably not an enlarged prostate though, semen getting caught is normal
>>63382669
peter crouch plays for stoke
>>63382679
she's so lovely
>>63382679
Looks like your typical britslag that tbf.
I'll tell ya what lads, that is a beautiful looking bald head
Not watching but I hope bournmoth score so I can write
>poocastle
>>63382673
Top kek what an embarrassment.
>>63382683
nah its not trapped spunk
its not even like normal spunk, its more watery
more likely to happen if i havent fapped in a few days
>>63382631
Usually mint, that's my favorite.
>>63382639
Pour milk first or tea first?
Matt Ritchie is based to be honest.
Fuck me imagine being from some shite english seaside town? Truly hell.
>>63382711
It's plebbier to do tea first then milk, but it also means you don't put too much milk in so that's what I do.
Also don't use mint tea with milk you absolute madman
>>63382711
Tea. It's not rocket science mate
>>63382711
if the tea is in a pot you do the milk first m8
if your using a bag in a cup then the milk last
Thauvin is pretty gud
>>63382683
What kind of med? Inb5 biomed.
>>63382709
Could be an STD if you're sexually active.
Need to bang that in a petri dish and get it tested.
Go to your GP
>>63382718
It's alchemy m8
>>63382692
so you wouldn't lad?
would just off myself right now if I was a mememouth fan
SECOND SHOT
>>63382711
you want black tea, mint or other herbal teas won't work.
Put the teabag in with a heaped tsp of sugar and add hot water to about 3/4 full. stir and leave for a minute then squeeze and remove the teabag.
Add about a 1.5-2cm of whole milk and stir.
Best way 2bh.
name a better story teller than harry redknapp
>>63382725
just kidding I actually graduated in History and Politics but it's funny saying random shit on the itnernet.
>>63382730
Never said she werent fit. Just that ive seen britslags in the same tier as her.
>>63382711
pour the same amount of milk that you would use for coffee
>>63382722
that's his sister m8
>>63382736
>putting the sugar in that early
>>63382737
>and as eye wound down ma winda, eye knew it was time to quit
ever put your finger up your ass then give your finger a little sniff?
>>63382748
No it's not
>>63382756
why would you sniff it? do you expect it to smell of something other then shit?
Would you rather die of bum cancer or skin cancer?
thauvins looking good
>sugar in tea
JUST
>>63382765
P U G I N H O
>>63382736
I don't use teabags though, I use loose tea you pour in a filter, that tastes way better.
>>63382737
>Le tell the two same story's every time man
It's either di Canio story or the one where he subbed on a fan
Would you rather spend 5 minutes in a ring with sissoko, or 5 minutes in bed with sissoko?
>>63382765
is that ed miliband?
>>63382756
I've made pledges sniff it back in college
lel
Bournemouth are so bad
>>63382753
>I think putting the sugar in at a different time changes the flavour of the tea
FUCK YOU MEMEMOUTH
>>63382783
ROT
>>63382783
That flag that topic
Opinion discarded
>>63382748
>not taking qt pictures with your sister
Shiggy diggy la
https://twitter.com/issunep/status/662998659248836609
>eddie meme for chelsea
top lal
>cisse will never ever be onside again
>cisse
robbie with a good counterpoint to all this mememouth wanking.. they haven't looked threatening for quite a while now
>>63382797
>pug dealer
>>63382797
Shes nothing special in terms of footballers wives. Obviously a qt compared to your average girl, but theres alot more qter WAGs
>>63382808
Good meme friend
>Cisse was offside
Why even bother having a linesman
>shitchie
>>63382756
the best is when you stick your finger up a girls ass and you badly want to sniff your finger but it seems weird so you have to try and do it without her noticing
>>63382817
WHAT THE FUCK
>6 minutes
what the fugg
>>63382786
what's that? are you the country that took tea from uncivilised street shitter and turned it into the glorious drink it is today? No? Then shut the fuck up and do it how I say to do it you continental JF fucking CUNT
>>63382823
They're obsessed with pugs for some reason, see: >>63382765
Im scared lads.
I really want the 3 points but I'm worried we'll blow it.
Newcastle are literally Man City pre arab money.
>>63382846
Y-yes
>>63382817
kek
>six minutes
all of my what
>6 (six) minutes
MEME TIME
>6 minutes
fucking hate mememouth with every fibre of my being
BOURNEMOUTH REFBALL CONTINUE
6 (SIX) MINUTES
>6 (SIX) MINUTES
>6
wat?
>Six minutes
The refball is real
>>96 minutes
>6 (six)
>That Steve McClaren compilation
kek why
justice
Why cant Newcastle just fuck off back to the championshit.
What the fuck was that montage of Mclaren looking like a nutter?
Number of scouse suicides
>6 bings
>until we score
Fuck this shit.
Haha who the fuck is this kid
>People still think ABN isn't real
>commentator reactions
"SIX minutes?!?!?"
>Memmy Time
>>63382894
they've been there once in 22 years mate
Couldn't score in a brothel
The amount of people that just went >six minutes proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>63382894
how old are you m8?
>getting raped by newcastle
>>63382920
>This mad
6 was ridiculous m8
>tfw wish i was a footballer at a northern club so i could just go round shagging random slags
>>63382920
I will never not laugh at this pasta
>>63382925
m8, m8, pls, m8
>>63382920
see you tomorrow lad
How does Cisse still get games? Can't someone teach him about offsides?
>>63382920
kek
>Howard Webb
The commentators are right in that Newcastle haven't played very well, but how can they then with a straight face go on to claim that Bournemouth are anything other than utter shit? This Bournemouth dick riding grips my shit.
"six minutes!?"
reminded me of "seven pairs of trainers?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoDr-F7gim8
>>63382920
You truly are a god among men Anon.
imagine being called florian
>>63382955
No wonder he only has an island of hair left.
GET MEME'D ON
>EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME >EDDIE MEME
>mememouth
>>63382955
JUST
>>63382965
7 (seven) pairs
>>63382965
That and the Blackburn fan crying about Greggs is best
>>63382965
TOP FUCKING KEK
WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT
THANK YOU BASED GOD
SUSPECTS SEEN WEARING BLACK AND WHITE AND IN A BUS
SMASH AND GRAB LADS THANK FUCK WE GOT THE 3 POINTS
We gonna watch Bog Sim?
>>63382982
What's worse: Bournemouth didn't win from this performance or Newcastle got dominated by Bournemouth?
>>63383002
>WE >WE >WE >WE >WE >WE >WE >WE
>WE >WE >WE >WE >WE >WE >WE >WE
>>63382982
>tesco
>>63383026
>>63383026
>>63383026
>>63383026
3pm thread
>>63382997
gonna need a link desu senpai
>>63382965
david is a little cheeky troll
>>63383054
Soz didn't see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePGgHqUnRJg
