Man Utd vs West Brom match thread 1
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MU: De Gea; Young, Smalling, Blind, Rojo; Carrick, Schweinsteiger; Lingard, Mata, Martial; Rooney
Subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, Jones, Schneiderlin, Herrera, Pereira, Memphis
WB: Myhill, Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Brunt, Morrison, Fletcher, Yacob, McClean, Sessegnon, Rondon
Subs: Lindegaard; Olsson, Chester, Gardner, Lambert, Berahino, McManaman
>carrick
>both teams with the lowest amount of shots and highest amount of clean sheets in the league
gonna be a good one lads
>>63382437
ellie! :3
>>63382437
Please 4-4-2.
>>63382520
n-no
has >depay been a flop?
another clean sheet incoming
wba only scored 3 away goals this season
>>63382520
it'll be the same lineup as the one v CSKA. which is good because it was probably the first time we looked dangerous against a team that did nothing but park the bus all game which is most likely WBA's plan today
I just hope for an early goal
Cheaters never prosper.
>>63382437
Does anyone else confused why van gaal is now starting carrick and schweinsteiger together?
I thought the whole point was that they are the same player doing the same job but alternate match time due to injury risk/age?
>>63382576
schneiderlin just returned to training yesterday after his illness so he's probably not match fit
no herrera is a bit shit though, but admittedly he hasn't been at his best in recent games and I thought carrick was really good against CSKA. he was making a lot of dangerous forward passes which we do miss from midfield
>0-0
>70 minutes
>pic related is warming up
>
I promise you this game will be terrible
>>63382650
we know Louis. we know.
rev up those BOOOOOOs
>lang baal v pulisball
>literally the only thing interesting will be James McClean not wearing a poppy on his shirt
JUST
>>63382632
he's injured
>tfw no plan B
>>63382529
Definitely.
>>63382717
Should have bought Fellani.
Hi Moyes how you doing today lad?
>>63382632
kek
>>63382717
there is. smalling will start to take the ball up past carrick and schwiney because they have no legs for 90 mins.
rppney will go out left for mata/martial to come central but to no avail.
any of you gents have the chelsea version of this with a different manager in each square
>Borthwick Jackson
someone fill me in on this kid, where's he play? is he good?
>>63382881
sorry lad
>>63382959
CB/LB
I imagine he's only there because there's no other depth available for the bench (Darmian suspended, McNair injured, I think Tuanzebe played in the reserves recently)
>>63382764
Looks like a DJ hyping up some beach-party in Ibiza
Don't know whether to watch this or West Ham
>Manchester pooshited.
>>63382988
This'll be boring as fuck m8, if I weren't a United fan I'd watch something else
funny how shit united are
>>63383045
good post
>>63382994
I don't know if this is sincere or a clever mockery of city fans
why no west ham vs everton and stoke vs chelsea match threads? much more relevant matches than this favorite vs loser...
>>63383164
stoke v chelsea isnt on until later
>>63383164
biggest club in the world, deal with it juden
>cant score goals
>keep playing rooney
>dont play depay
van gaal logic
>>63383157
Im mocking ManPOO SHITed 'fans'
>>63383164
Not enough fans for Everton v West Ham so they just stick to the 3pm general. Chelsea game is on at 5:30
>rppney
>>63383182
>Depay
>scoring goals
>Ding anything good
how do you want your match senpai
watch evans play the game of his life now
>>63383183
Does your carer know that you're online?
>>63383202
depay cant score goals
because he's not getting played
>>63383183
Might want to use uSHITEd in the future, 'la Is closer to United than SHITed.
t. Mancesster uSHITEd fan
>>63383215
And cause he's shit, don't forget that
we'll win easily
Why did LVG drop herrera all of a sudden
>Watching 3pm matches
>not supporting your local 12th division club
baka
>>63383215
it's not just about goals though, depay has been frustrating as fuck
I would drop both rooney and depay but rooneys captain so that'll never happen
Will this be a boring 0-0 ?
rebecca lowe can get it honestly
>>63383242
To accommodate Martial and Rooney n the centre
>>63383244
Depay has been shocking. Awful attitude to go with his shit performances too.
Jesse is far better, can actually beat a man for one.
>tfw based shaw is already back on his feet
>tfw he comes back in april and wins united the league
>tfw he then wins england the euros
>>63383271
hes finished man. He'll never be the same player.
>>63383271
>tfw he comes out of the closet
>>63383271
i hope he will still have the same drive he had before
>the emirates fa cap
>the caliphate of britain
>Borthwick-Jackson
literally who?
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Lads what are you snacks for the game?
Got some milky stars and a can of tango
If anyone needs a stream
http://freefootylive.net/oioi/m
>>63383307
>Virus alert
>>63383293
>disable ad blocker
>pop ups spam the screen every time you click on the page
Let's go for those 3 points.
>>63383315
If you say so...
>>63383299
camembert on bread, saucisson and cider desu
>>63383299
Eating mandarins lad
>Mfw I remember Fletshit
Haha time for /nogoals/
>A fast start is surely a must for Manchester United
Is this nigga serious?
>schweinsteiger remembering the wars
>This edgy Irish cunt who won't wear a poppy
Should be fucking dropped
Hows the mach been so far?
>>63383374
best game of the season
>>63383374
end to end
streambros where you at?
>>63383374
Ashley young has already appealed for a foul
If any one is flicking thro channels on a dodgy box, has an account to livego or similar, the game is on CTH Stadium 1
any decent acestream ladm8s?
>>63383380
>tfw mata has a gf
>>63383393
http://freefootylive.net/oioi/m
I posted it like 5 minutes ago
>>63383271
Looks like such a bum basher
>Martial
>>63383418
Roman?
Why the fug did Rondon move from Zenit to West Brom? Could he not find a better team?
who else ready for 1-0 United loss?
there's absolutely no one to deliver the ball to Rooney.
>>63383463
>3rd straight home loss to WBA
>>63383463
west brom pls
GWAN MIKE
https://youtu.be/CJCkRvFn8Tw
MIKE
M
I
K
E
>>63383452
Black. Foreign player limits in Russia.
why is it that united never have anyone in the box
BASED CHRIS
>>63383516
>Rppney
>rooney
>>63383516
lvg hoofball
>Rodney
United is a weekly dissapointment.
No wonder United fans don't like Rooney, he keeps hitting them with the ball.
Fuck lads
Just got back from the barbers and have realised my hairline is receding
Save me
>>63383579
WBA are one of the worst teams in the league
Are United the most exciting team in the league?
I'm bored
>>63383581
>No wonder United fans don't like Rooney, he keeps hitting them with the ball.
>>63383584
>my hairline is receding
>Ron Don
>technique
>responsibility
Pick one.
fuckkk good chance
>>63383579
this tee bee etch
incoming 30m pounds transfer from Real Madrid for Mike Smalling
>>63383602
yeah matches without memes are shite
>rppney
>matata
>>63383617
How are your slaves today?
>Blandchester Borenited
Where do you think Mike will go in the next transfer window? He's clearly done with this hollow husk of a club.
>>63383581
Underrated post
if Barca leave La Liga Madrid will be fucked
players won't be able to justify playing in such a joke of a league and will have to play in England
>>63383584
I've always had great hair that even women have complimented me on, but ever since I got diagnosed with hypothyroidism I've been steadily losing it so I know that feel bro
how's the game been lads
>>63383661
forgot it was on tbrh
>>63383661
meh
>>63383649
Bundesliga
>>63383649
It would still be a competitive league.
>These boos every time McClean gets the ball
good feel, hope he gets cancer and dies
>>63383584
not to worry, mine was receding since i was 18...
not playing rondon and berahino together wtf
>>63383693
He is crap. I have no idea why he is playing for anyone.
LEWY VAN GAR AR-MEE
>>63383693
Is he wearing a shirt without the poppy?
>>63383661
United trying to negotiate Pulis' bus. United nervous at the back because Sessegnon is bound to fuck them like he usually does.
>>63383669
are players at least trying to attack like vs. CSKA
>world class midfielder, best defense in league, and a top 3 keeper
>with a bald past-it cunt leading the attack
Another 0-0 incoming.
>>63383717
yes.
He's the only player in the English leagues refusing to wear one.
I wouldn't mind if he felt that badly about it but to go on about 'muh British butchers' and hating the UK yet living here and taking the money is just pathetic.
No fucking respect. Shouldn't be playing.
>>63383712
Hopefully he breaks his spine
WBA parking the bus here
>blaming united for this borefest
>not blaming West Brom
Why doesnt Giggs play?
He's better than any of players on the pitch tbqh
>>63383759
more like 3 double deckers
can't blame 'em, it works
United players don't move enough off the ball. They stand in their rigid formation expecting someone else to do something.
They're also playing possession football 10 yards too deep.
>>63383770
>implying they're both not at fault
what did you expect from lvg and pulis?
https://twitter.com/DaveOCKOP/status/663005020850421760
>liverpool
>>63383770
>United playing at home, 2014-2015 salary: £215.8m, supposed top team in England
>West Brom playing away, salary literally less than a 3rd of United's, midtable team
if united don't win all these temas ar just going to realise united can't break down a bus and will park it everytime
>>63383770
West brom have outscored united in the last 5 games though
>>63383819
think they realised that a while ago m8
martial should be the out and out striker up top
and rooney should play in behind him infront on the midfielders
>>63383814
>screenshot
kek
>>63383809
never heard of him
should i care>
60 million pounds for negro martial lmaooo
Why couldn't Van Gaal choose as his philosophy Hegel's speculative idealism instead of Kant's rigid and abstract categorical imperative?
Who WB/a/ here?
>>63383836
>bothering to rename a screenshot
kek
United is so boring to watch now, so glad I switched to City
>>63383809
That image doesn't suggest the writer is a manlet at all.
>Players always try 1-2
>Never comes off
It's so boring. United do this week in week out, and they still haven't got enough talent to actually pull it off... they either knock the ball too far ahead, or aren't accurate what-so-ever.
>>63383845
>not knowing pato
m8..
What's the point of West Brom even being on the pitch?
BOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63383867
I don't think you should have given up on Chelsea so soon m8
>>63383873
I mean United hasn't scored yet
good pass to ozil from young there
>>63383885
we never score m8
>the fucking state of today's games
>>63383873
they want the draw as much as united does
>>63383920
At least the Chelsea game thread will be fun r-r-right?
>>63383920
>eplel
MLS tier reffing
how the fuck is that offside?
United should buy a fast as fuck winger in january...
Do any exist that won't cost £50m?
possibly the worst offside decision ive ever seen
how the fuck can you think a guy 5 yards onside is offside, just terrible
>>63383920
>the fucking state meme
>>63383920
Literally only good match this weekend is Arsenal vs Tottenham
>"Premier" League refereeing
lol wtf there was no offside
>that ref flower/poppy placement
Looks like he got shot in the chest
Source: daily shooting quota
>>63383660
sorry m8
we need to bring in a british quota
>>63383959
>a midtable team vs a meme team
great
>>63383920
This pretty much confirms the death of the epl.
topkek young
>>63383952
Seth efrika got BTFO m8
>Young
>>63383920
>you
>>63383978
>arsenal
>midtable
>young
>>63383947
Sure, Navas would probably cost about £12m.
But if you mean a fast as fuck winger who can do something other than run fast, then probably not.
>>63383952
>implying it matters.
Getting those excuses in early
>>63383982
>implying we wont win the test series to go with our ODI and T20i series wins
shocking atmosphere from the 75k people there as usual
>this Bayern goal fest versus Stuttgart
>>we meet them in the Round of 16
>Munich disaster v.2 with no survivors
BORING BORING MANURE BORING BORING MANURE
Hi where are the shots on target?
man u shited are so fucking boring to watch actually proper killing my desire to even watch football
>>63384040
really hope we get pep after LVG desu
What's everyone got planned for their halftime wank? Might have mine early seeing as this game is complete shit
>>63384087
Post feet senpai
>manchester snooze fest
more like theatre of dreams (zzzzzz) am i right
Where abouts in Ireland is West Bromwich Albion?
0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0
>United crowd
>nothing but chinks, darkies and sandniggers
you guys do realise the last time van gaal did something impressive was in 1994, right?
>>63384076
If they win 1-0 LVG is a genius again, and united are a shoe in for the title.
>>63384016
>pyajama cricket
Tha's nice
Also post tits when india eventually seal the series
>>63384089
https://soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby
>>63384087
LVG -> Pep is the GOAT progression
>>63384087
>wanting more tiki-taka possession football.
That shit might work in Spain and Germany, but against English teams that know how to defend and park a bus, it's useless unless you have some world class attacking players
all about supporting you local teams lads
>shinguard
does that count as a shot on target
>>63384109
>what is Euros 2014
Why is not Memepis playing? He is best winger since Gary Cadwell.
:/
there's a guy named Long Dong?
>0-0
>go take a nap
>still 0-0
semen slurping sport, not for me I don't think
>What the hell are you doing Martial, this is not French Liga 1!
>>63384152
That was a world cup.
>>63384109
I find his ability to convince his players to not score goals quite impressive. These are guys who have spent years trying to score goals yet Van Gaal has taught them the joys of not scoring. Say what you want but thats impressive.
>>63384166
>Mar-tea-al
>>63384152
I mean WC 2014 ofc
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BORING
MAN YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE BPL
>>63384157
right inside ur mom
>tfw failed last midterm 11/30
>got midterm for same class Monday
>have only studied 2 hours so far
help me lads
>>63384152
Penalties against costa rica?
>check scores
>all 0:0
MOST EXITING LEAGUE IN THE WORLD LA!
>>63384190
This. Truly a semen slurping extravaganza.
>>63384190
>sosa
lmao
Why did Wayne Rooney retire? Is it cos he's fat and bald and old?
>>63384210
>kill self
problem solved
A SHOT ON TARGET
ahaha he pulled on his ass
This game is retarded
Switching to West Ham Everton
half time zoot lads?
>>63384222
>Estonia
SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET SHOT ON TARGET
>>63384137
i agree desu senpai
>marty al
>>63384210
start studying you absolute waste of space
Well lads, there was our 1 shot on target per game. Is there even any point in watching the 2nd half now?
>Absolutely ZERO counterattack
United have no fucking pace, or atleast don't use it on the counter... the best way to play against them is park the bus... what every team has been doing for months.
>>63384241
>tfw actually about to light one
creepy
Henry would have scored desu
wow first dangerous moment on '44, good job manure
WBA's goalie trying to slide in the DM's
>sh*t on target
that's a bit insensitive isn't it, using the 'S' word? it might trigger victims of sh**tings and other gun related crime
Is hazard playing ? no creativity in midfield
>It takes Manchester United 43 minutes to get shot on target against West Brom at Old Trafford after their manager spent 200million british pounds over two seasons
kill yourself pakis
>>63384184
>>63384152
Netherlands did better in the previous world cup, so thanks to his leadership they were one place worse.
>>63384279
bu but we might loose the ball?..
fucking hell here we go, west brom will score now
When is Bebe coming on?
>>63384279
>the best way to play against them is park the bus... what every team has been doing for months.
Try years. Decades, even.
The difference is that now Fergie has gone, United can't break teams down
this refball
so soft
>>63384312
F E E T
E
E
T
>>63384304
>being a non-country
sad desu
>>63384314
literally the most autistic thing on 4chins
remeber when we used to play football?
>>63384314
>autism cup
>>63384373
who?
>drawchester united
>>63384358
PAKI
A
K
I
Nit Ellie ;(
>>63384312
post a pic so we know what the fuck you are you paki slut
>LvG tries to sign some kid's shirt
>pen doesn't work
kek
louis van draw
>tfw abl
>tfw genuinley more exciting watching livershit games than united this past month
dont even look forward to watching us anymore imho
why was this commentator calling rojo "rocky" all half long
>light beer
Why are Americans all such sissies?
Need more martial positioning himself in the box and using his strength to control and turn. Either he loses it, gets a shot or gets a penalty. Sounds better than shit crosses into the box to no one and 0 shots
>>63384373
West Brom have never played football...
>>63384414
there's something poetic about this
>muh philosophy
>>63384440
They need to be sober so they can have a shoot out.
>>63384442
You think Manure should just be praying to god that marty al can carry the team?..sad
How much united need to spend in January to fix this ?
>manpoo shited
>>63384440
americans piss their pants if they get drunk
>>63384453
>Not shooping the cereal box so it says "United players" and the milk carton so it says "The Philosophy"
>mfw Man Utd win the Champions League by winning on penalties after 0-0 draws in both legs of all the knockout rounds
(I'm a cat btw)
>>63384508
Who is that large fella walking towards the camera?
based rom
http://strawpoll.me/5943810
>>63382650
hey, i was right
>>63384544
not exactly a daring prediction mate
>>63384540
>not adding Rppney
Rppney is the problem.
>>63383748
>muh poopy
You wouldnt wear an Easter Lilly la
>EPLEL
>>63384524
>Man United winning on penalties
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Wew lad. Nice one ;^)
>>63384540
carrick btfo
>>63384540
United's midfield is fine.
Really I'd like to see Mata go central and Push Young up to RM
>Not wearing the poppy
Why are pikeys such scum?
>>63384559
didn't say it was u cunt
>>63384601
and rppney go into the trash
>>63384540
What was the context for this picture again?
>this Chevrolet advert
My fucking sides
>>63384563
only cos nobody knows wtf it is
>That BestBuy ad
I think I have cancer now
>spend 300 million
>still shit
>hmm i know how to fix the team, lets spend more money on more players
>>63384631
Brenny getting the sack (and Thierry attempting to too ;) )
>>63384631
they found out rodgers got sacked and henry put his hand on carraghers lap with a shocked look on his face
>this fucking game
>Schniderlien
>Herrera
thats literally 60 million wasted on 2 tottenham tier players.
>>63384636
is it the bear one?
>bloodzeed showing his twatter
>>63384540
17 retards
15 intelligent human beings
When Moomphis coming on or I stop watching. This is not what I work for all week.
>>63383937
Wtf that place is literally a stones throw away from my home.
Who here prays for Rppney to get injured?
>>63384665
What happened?
Last time I heard manure fans were calling Herrera the best midfielder in the league
>>63384665
They should have gone for Cabaye or Shelvey, would have been much cheaper for the same caliber player.
fuck rooney desu
>>63384601
>Young on the right
Did you only start watching football recently?
>>63384673
Nah some United "fans in Japan are very important" thing
>>63384631
when mou got sacked :^)
>>63384730
will gurgle for lolz
Guys, gonna nip to paki shop whilst it's half time. Want anyting?
No stream only text
>>63384760
a ban
>>63384760
the 2nd half just started m8
>>63384760
a gf
>>63384760
caramac and bogroll la
>post yfw McClean scores a 97th minute winner and does a machine gun celebration into the crowd
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pato
>livershit have literally signed pato
my sides
Got a tenner to spend on a takeaway. What should i get?
>>63384766
Let's be honest m8. The way Man Utd are playing, I'm not gonna miss much.
http://strawpoll.me/5943897
>>63384760
Yes, one fried turd and a half a litre of peepee cheers bruv.
>>63384665
tottenham has a much better midfield than utd with dier, alli, eriksen, dembele
>>63384105
the tesco just outside cork
>>63384789
fair point
>Rooney
Why not try doing something with the ball?
>>63384787
Pork Fillet with gravy and chips m8
>>63384786
united game thread talks about liverpool this obsession
>>63384787
salt and pepper ribs
Fell asleep at about 30 mins la.
Did I miss anything?
>lindegaard going from sitting on the bench at united to sitting on the bench at west brom
he really deserves first team football
di maria scored
JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEE!
DAT FINISH BASED LINGARD
>WEST BROM LELBION
Good goal by Jesse Bin Garden I rate it 3 stars on scale of Frank Sidebottom.
>>63384849
lingard scored
>>63384563
Chidlish argument that makes no sense.
Poppies are worn to remember men and women fighting to keep Europe free, not for a British free fight.
Besides, I 100% would if I was in Ireland
>paki shop anon btfo
Oh shit a goal!
LINGAAAAAAAAARD
>tfw missed the goal because you were too busy shitposting
fuck me
>just turn on to laugh at utd being shit
>immediately score a beauty
Lingard: Is he the next Kiko Macheda?
FUKIN LUV IT JEEEEEEEEESSE
>0-0 playing the most boring football imaginable
>lucky goal
>will now sit back for the 1-0 win
united has fallen so far
>>63384797
nice tesco too
Lingard England call-up incoming
SUDDENLY
A GOAL !
well placed finish tbqh
great to see the subs getting involved with the celebrations aswell
>>63384874
Feet?
>>63384868
kek
>>63384878
> not shitposting and watching game on a different screen
Intermediate level shitposter detected
>yet another english player that's brown/black
What's happening to England?
>>63384878
>not shitposting from your phone with the match on
why do you get up in the morning?
>>63384817
This
>Rooney's goal vs CSKA will open the floodgates
a goal AND it came before the 80th minute
WE'RE BACK BOYS!
Rooney completely ignored Schweini's run
>>63384921
>Sweden
>>63384688
>living in hauz khaz
must be nice
>Go 1-0 down
>Continue playing 9-0-1 and parking the bus
Such a tin pot club
mata's been pretty invisible in the last few games
>ROJO
is it just me or have west brom sat even deeper after the goal
>>63382437
>Borthwick-Jackson
who
marcos rojo belongs in a mexican drug cartel, not an english football club
Christ... Jones is gonna fuck some shit up now, in a bad way... he's going to cause a goal.
>Phil Jones
time for spaghetti desu lads
>>63385028
en qué canal lo están dando
philosophy is working again I see
>>63385052
Phil Jones is a future england captain lad.
Kinda weird hwo dead these threads are these days.
Used to go through three or four threads a match.
>>63385008
Seen as much of him as i have of your feet and thats dissapointing desu
>>63385081
united are winning so not many people care, and it's a boring game so neutrals won't bother either. also there are other games on at the same time
I quite like it like this, it's comfy
>>63385081
Janitards killed this place.
>>63385081
yeah, 4chan as a whole has seemed a lot more dead recently
>>63385081
I was just thinking that...
>>63385077
I'm watching a stream
I think only DirecTV is showing this match, so if you don't have that, get a stream
>>63385080
Next Duncan Edwards innit
>>63385111
Comfy enough for you to post feet?
>>63385081
Shitposters got fucked
now we can actually discuss sports
>>63385135
>wanting curry and poo stained feet
>vardy scoring again
What went wrong?
>>63385100
Moyes is a hairy paki attention seeking cunt m8, nobody wants to see those feet
>>63385156
Would be fun to lick off desu
>>63385165
Nothing, m8. He's always pulled weird faces
who /poo in loo/ here?
not me lads
>>63385165
Bad genetics innit
>>63385156
>ellie is indian
DESIGNATED
This game has literally killed off all interest I had in football.
>>63385220
dat traditional hindu moniker
>72% possession
MUH PHILOSOPHY IS VORKING
>>63385081
Don't even have goals webm anymore =(
>>63385244
your mum is really fat
>>63385280
my mums dead m8
>yfw United beat Barca in the CL finals 1-0 with 98% possession
who'll be laughing then huh?
Rooney is in his own world. Sad.
>berahino + lambert
worried.jpg
>>63385244
its not always this bad
>BLUNDERLAND
>rppney
fucking hell man. Did he get megged?
>>63385301
do the two really have to be mutually exclusive?
The nerve of West brom trying to score a goal
>>63385220
SHITTING
>>63385323
she's a skeleton now so I imagine she doesn't have a lot of fat anymore
>>63385081
mods and janitors killed /epl/ couple years ago made all thread slow
rip
What a useless black twat.
jesus christ
>BERAHINOPE
>>63385311
Fuck off paki
>>63385340
> she's a skeleton now
you don't actually know that m8.
>SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO >SHITAHINO
>>63385340
*didgeridoo noises* oi thank Mrs skeltal ya cunts
>>63385340
bet she died of obesity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THAT WAS THE WORST MISS I'VE EVER SEEN
fucking pathetic
debut goal inc
oh fuck off LVG, why make that sub?
>>63385383
no, she was stabbed to death by my stepfather.
>>63385371
educated guess
>Applied for a job a month ago
>Rang up yesterday to ask what was going on
>Was told that anybody invited to interview would be invited tomorrow (meaning today as this was yesterday)
>4.30
>No Email
M-m-maybe I'll get an email on Monday...right?
RIP Depayy.
>>63385403
*own goal
see my dubs, nuqquh
Who?
That nigga looks like a Llama and a dirty Sandnigger had a baby
Is this Cumberbatch borthwick-Johnson sucking off LVG or something
Literally who
L I T E R A L L Y W H O
WHO DA FUCK IS THIS NIGGA
Literally who?
Who is this nigga?
A hyphenated mulatto. What are >we, Arsenal?
>take off Young
>put on Jones
>surprised that other team can apply more pressure
why do managers do this? sure your defense might be better, but now you've got more chances to deal with
>>63385408
was she trying to take the last piece of pie?
>>63385235
>>63385235
lel these replies
he runs funny
Did LVG give a shirt to some kid in the crowd? who the fuck is this?
i'd' really h16th to be Chelsea right about now
>that praying mantis run
>who is this
fuckign casuals
1-1 incoming here :/
Who is this Marsial fella he pretty good.
>rooney getting substituted
WHAT
>>63385453
don't know, might have. found her in the kitchen dead.
>>63385497
FUCK OFF. YOU SERIOUS?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>63385496
yes, he's basically Rooney, but younger, faster, and with more football ability
>>63385508
yeah, for herrera
I can't believe this
>>63385497
Praise the fucking Lord fuck
>>63385481
Man Utd haven't had a good youth product since the Scholes/Giggs generation 2bh.
It's happening
Schwiensteiger GOATing up the place with the force of a thousand bosses
inb4 Lindegaard gets MoM again
>>63385497
its because you won't post feet you slut. Will probably cost the team points now
>>63385496
LVG found him in the wild in Algeria and regularly lets him kek Mrs. van Gaal, so he will play kick ball for him
>rooney off
>for hererra
mancs will defend this
>don't know why he's gone down
why do you think
>>63385529
daily reminder Schweinsteiger cost less than 1/4 of what Liverpool paid for Firmino
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FINALLYYYYY. RPPNEY IS OFF
Herrera will score
LINGARD THE NEW MARTIAL CONFIRMED
2-0 incoming
When is Danny Pugh coming on?
hard and low
>Martial not vollying that
Would've been goat
Martial learning from Rooney... he needs to be more selfish...
Tbf, Pulis has made some great attacking substitutions. West Brom look pretty threatening atm.
Plus it's a decent game to watch now
If only he had the courage to start games with these tactics.
Painful watching LVGs United.
Not remotely fun at all.
It's unfair anyway since West Brom are forced to play with Darren Fletcher.
crap game but still 3 points
>>63385723
don't jinx it m8
>Depay is a 30m euro benchwarmer
>Some literal fucking who gets his debut
>Every corner is a meme corner
>Barely 1-0 vs WBA
Why the fuck are there still 75.000 people in that stadium?
weird, united undeservedly winning games
again
>>63385723
Yet another boring performance.
utd be be top2 this year
based martial smug as always
>that Martial smile
>Tfw Mata penalty goal for my FF
That smug look from Martial
I love that beautiful French Pepe
BASED MARTIAL, BASED MATA
ABU SCUM ABSOLUTELY BTFO
evans for motm to be most honest with you family
dat Martial
>>63385763
Smug bastard
MATA GOL
>>63385742
>undeservedly
Yeah west brom have really been the better team senpai
MATAAA
BASED MARTIAL
>Martial in centre
>Already created more danger than Rooneyhas in five games
Why hasn't Roney been sold?
>>63385749
Lol no. Both City and Arsenal have looked WAY better this season. They should get a comfy 3rd if they don't choke and they learn to score.
>Rooney goes off
>United immediately score a blooter
lmao
M A R
A
R
S E E
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ahaha epic fail
That Martial smile. Kek
MARTIAL WITH THE SMUG PEPE FACE.
BEAUTIFUL.
>that smirk
HE DOES HAVE EMOTION
>>63385775
>>63385775
>>63385775
STOKE VS CHELSEA THREAD
>>63385787
>paying money for Rppmey
Redknapp isn't managing anymore m8
lol @ goallie diving away from ball cos scared lil poofter
>tfw missed Martial smile because you were too busy shitposting
w-webm?
>>63385796
>>63385797
>>63385813
really needs a webm
>>63385790
>score a blooter
you wot m8
United are a shite team. Berahino had to score.
Is Martial the most likable Man U player ? I think he is.
Goddamn Schneiderlin is so fucking gorgeous i'm ashamed of myself
>>63385836
Martial/De Gea/ Mata/ Smalling al very likeable
>>63385836
Mata for sure, or Herrera, both QTs
BASED MARTIAL.
I love how he simply falls after the contact, no need for over dramatic shit, just smug.
>>63385836
Because he resembles Pepe
>>63385836
>plays (seemingly) 100% every game
>doesn't fuck about with le tiki taka philosophy, instead runs straight at the net like a mad man
>seems to enjoy himself and not a cunt
shame he's a negro tbph
>>63385834
He obviously isn't good enough.
>>63385854
Smalling is just Moss from the IT crowd with a shaved head
Meanwhile Gloucester City score a dramatic last minute equaliser against Tamworth
>>63385823
this
Martial does a better job than Rooney as a striker, why can't Van Gaal accept this?
That's Macauley out for the Arsenal game.
TY Manure :)
>3-0
>>63385908
enjoy losing to spurs :)
Imagine if Rppney took that penalty.
>>63385904
Rooney has a 'must-play' clause in his contract so he must play every game he is available for (eg unless injured or banned) and can only be subbed off after 60 minutes
>>63385950
Was already masturbating to that tought.
Brilliant game, Man Utd played fantastically and created a lot of dangerous and exciting chances. Bravo, Lang Baal!
>>63385919
>being behind Leicester City in the table
>>63385908
> Gooners worried about Gareth Mcauley
gtfo
Why is he so based, lads?
>>63385984
>implying you aren't going to lose 9-0 and slip behind leicester
>Marouane Fellaini will never get his chance to start for Man Utd
>>63385994
>is german
>has chinese made /pol/ action figures
>is banging tennis waifu
Is there anything this man can't do?
>>63386031
He's super sub if Van Laal need someone to head the ball in.
>>63386033
Make Rppney score.
>>63384961
>must be nice
It's okay. Village is a nuisance on the weekends, but at least we have a lot of greenery.
>>63386128
Even Jesus can't make Rooney score. He's literally slower than both Carrick and Schweinny did you see how WBA nearly scored because he lost the ball?
>1 goal conceded in 7 games
>that one goal was from a penalty
>>63386157
He scored earlier this week...
>>63386208
Goal difference is always positive when you don't concede
>>63386229
>scored earlier this week
From literally standing still after Lingard did all the work.
He still managed to head it right in the middle and if the keeper didn't move it would probably be saved.
>>63386260
But he still scored.
>>63386297
>he still scoerd
Put a treestump up front for united for 500+ mins and it will probably score a jammy double deflection or win a penalty.
>playing for Man Utd
>not averaging at least 1 goal in every 3 games
>starting every game still
Drop him desu
>>63386333
You said "Even Jesus can't make Rooney score" despite the fact that he scored earlier this week. I'm not arguing that he's not shit but he did score just a few days ago.
>>63386380
>he scored
>Implying Lingard isn't God
