With just two weeks left of the league phase, the Betway Premier League circus rolls on to Manchester and four players are battling it out to earn a playoff place at the O2 in a fortnight.
Kicking off the evening are the two outsiders in James Wade and Peter Wright: a win for either player eliminates the other. With Clownman defeating Philth last week, expect him to go in as the favourite after Med Man was pulverised by MVG last week. Both suffered surprise defeats at the Players Champs last weekend, with the multicoloured knob losing to Gerwyn Price in Sunday's final with the bipolar one defeated by emerging youngster Josh Payne in Saturday's final.
The last actual Scottish derby of the season follows as reigning PL champion Gary Anderson faces reigning GP champion Robert Thornton. Gando only has to avoid defeat to make it to the O2, and with Rabbie having failed to win on all but one occasion since Judgement Night, it'll be a shock if the gameraiser hasn't qualified by the end of the night.
The Stoke derby is next with Adrian Lewis up against Phil Taylor. The Fat Man requires a win to seal his playoff place, but could advance with a draw if Wade-Wright is also a draw. However, with the Groper knocked off the top of the PL last Thursday, he will be eager to go back to #1. With Snackpot's ability to roll over for his lord and master as predictable as it is, this could see him stupidly sacrifice his chance of a first playoff place in five years.
A match that would have been more suited to next week in Rotterdam closes the evening with Michael van Gerwen battling Raymond van Barneveld. As evidenced by the 6-6 draw earlier in the year, the Green Machine is the only person Barney actually bothers to play against so he can still claim to be the Dutch darting daddy. After going back to the top for the first time in a long while, you can be assured van Gerwen will try to make that top spot his own once again.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 1.
>Tonight's fixtures
James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v Snakeshite
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Robert "Thorn My Bitch Up" Thornton
MvGOAuTism v Barney
Snackpot v Taylel
>Week 14 preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1gwi56doktibo1sa2lkfd8k0s7/title/betway-premier-league-manchester-preview
>Week 13 review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/e0jqirekffnq156wvhuhd85ww/title/betway-premier-league-night-13
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>Chinese nobodies also confirmed for the World Cup
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>BDO breakthrough as tournament on TV last year remains on TV this year
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>>67365968
>ten hours of live coverage running from 12pm to 10pm each day of the event
2006 world cup was 10 years ago
>>67363086
who won it?
>there are people born in the 2000s who are having sex before me
>>67363105
materazzi
you have 10 seconds to name an easier path to the final in CL history
I literally can't. It's Europa League tier.
>>67362491
The path to get your mom is easier senpai
>>67362491
Honestly, if we're given that ride. Might as well just give us the trophy already.
Surely they would make at least one big name signing this summer? I mean they have waited 132 years to be champions, this is one of the perks.
>>67361729
they're going to be wary of that approach, given how many of the big clubs have spunked a fortune on big european names and not really improved. the fact that they won it with a starting XI of lesser known rejects helps.
they don't have any illusions and the target set by the chairman remains the same; consolidate a place in the premier league and work towards becoming a european league competing team within the next few years.
>>67361729
Hazard.
A big signing on big wages would unbalance and unsettle the squad.
Priority number one should be keeping Vardy, Kante, and Mahrez.
Number two should be buying decent options to come off the bench/fill in when the injuries hit next season due to the busier schedule.
Can we do it?
Who should start?
I'd go with
--------------Mignolet
Clyne - Lovren- Kolo -Moreno
---------Milner---Allen
Lallana---Firmino--- Coutinho
--------------Sturridge
Villarreal will win, you heard it here first
>spanish team beats english team
what's new scooby doo
>all spanish CL and EL finals on the cards
>more youtube comments section tier threads by spaniards
never thought I'd say this but please cuck them Liverpoo
lionel messi
vardy
>welsh
>likeable
Apologize, /sp/
>>67345562
>I evaluate Zidane
>>67345562
im sorry baldo
LGTSS
>OP
Sticky this, mod
>>67324975
But... Why?
Enjoy your ban.
>>67324975
Although they won't, we know who are the maestros.
>Best food
>Best weather
>Best wine
>Best fiesta
>Best siesta
>Best beaches
>Best bitches
>Best history
>Best biodiversity/km^2
What's his market value?
>>67366114
probably more than he's actually worth now because he's english
£60m
If he was of any other nationality ~60-70m.
Taking into account that he's English - god knows but it's definitely not a sane amount
>biggest game in their entire clubs history, just need one goal to reach a historic CL final where anything can happen
>jog around the pitch, not giving a shit just waiting for their next pay check
>the ''''''''city'''''''' of ''''''''''Manchester''''''''''' City
tinpot club with 14 fans
>>67364353
WHAT I'VE FELT WHAT I'VE KNOWN NEVER SHINE THRU WHAT I'VE SHOWN
[CALL ME UP]
£80,000,000
>>67364031
worth every penny
Literally just a shit, weaker Marc Albrighton who can't even get to the byline.
Pathetic.
Kamau is the Australian Sterling edition
/afl/
/nrl/
/ale/
/cric/
/ten/
>fucking everyone is leaving Adelaide
>Eels in full JFMSU mode
>don't know what's going on in AFL, probably a drug/domestic violence/rape scandal
JayFC blooper video when
Can we actually get some posters this time?
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
First for da bloos
aleague blooper comes out in a couple of weeks
and you used the wrong picture you stupid newcunt
Dundee u20 game wasn't rigged edition
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House next door just burned down lads, I dunno whod have called the firemen if I didn't think it was the delivery man for my takeaway making the noises outside. absolutely shaking
>>67360169
Is there a way to bet on this?
Who up colossal from preto last night?
so why don't they just let women into men's sports? It'll solve the equality problem that lefties cry about all the time and solve the nobody watches women sports problem at the same time!
>>67354056
They should just so they get btfo and never bring up the subject again.
Then they will complain about having literally no girls in pro sports
>women
>sports
>
>his team's stadium doesn't have a slide in it
>>67345591
>This is how dull baseball is
>his team's stadium doesn't have a hot tub to enjoy the game from
Americans can't handle stairs eh.