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Some potential in Sweden tonight lads
Why does /bet/ not have anyone that can even compete with the shrewdness of Reddit?
pic related
Need a lot of PSG goals urgently
>>67343238
AWFUL OP
One of the worst /bet/ threads I've seen in a very long time.
Delete this.
Need 3 from PSG pmsl
3-1 yesterday with my new system
Athletics +105
Indians -187
Red Sox -104
Rays ( Large ) -160
>>67343336
>New system
Randomly picking baseball lines @ 1.8
"Look guys I'm up a few over one day therefore this system works and will always be profitable"
Please leave.
really going to need atleast 2 psg goals, getting BTFO in morbid ways. couldn't get the single corner needed in 50 minutes earlier and shortly after my tear canals start flowing due to an equaliser 2 minutes past the initial added time
BATE FH -0.5
@2.0
MED
Trump @1.04 on betfair
love free money tbqh so much value
444444444444444444444444
ALLEZ POUTAINES
Cybu you really want a large on bate ht?
bit risky, i'd rather go med
>>67343523
Should score 4 now, goal is coming
I went Large, now i would go SMED
>>67343523
Whenever I've bet on BATE they have been exceedingly poor, in the first half at least.
They'll probably come back in the second half and score 3
>>67343269
>fixing
>>67343547
should have scored 3 times already desu
Molde goals when.....
CITY vs MADRID
/BET/ - WHAT'RE YOUR PUNTS?
>>67343578
Bad bet, not happening. People should check teams themselves
>>67343578
You've been mafia'd there friend
We all spotted it from a mile off when he was lying about teamsheets
>>67343584
Madrid -2.5 @4
>>67343578
111111111111111
>>67343603
Nice - where did you get that? I can only find at around 3 on Sky
OMG next chance missed
>Cashout 3min after molde scores goal.
Pmsl no more betting for today
>>67343637
its a fix mate.
>>67343298
>>67343310
Boring, boring samefag
Is it study leave or something?
COLOSSAL increase of greasy sixth formers itt. Stinks of Lynx and Red Bull tbqh
>>67343654
>Cashing out a bet that will come in because you read some shit on /bet/ about le mafia
christ, you're embarrasing.
>>67343584
MAdrid win + BTTS @ 3.25
psg 5 when?
>>67343584
also on Madrid -4 corners handicap @ 2.25
pmsl mcbrutus so loyal, he'd bet on my dick to be over 3 inches if ARP tipped it.
>>67343679
Yeah fuck off bro. They need to score one more goal.
>>67343716
pmsl best post in a while
>>67343689
>MAdrid win + BTTS @ 3.25
done this as well
It's like they don't want the 55555
never used exchange before, clicking the purple box is backing trump @1.04 right? thanks mates
DAC gonna chase on -1 BATE
Don't wanna live in this world if it's not minimum refund
KFUM can't get out their own half, Valerenga 6th corner worth a large
Special staked Madrid to chase
going to be down insane on psg slags
>>67343779
pml /bet/ magic
>>67343761
yeah, blue is to back
>>67343807
>6th corner
had a mare here lads
>>67343818
thanks, but then why are so many people backing @1.02 and 1.03 when they could do it at 1.04?
Down so much on psg slag goals
>>67343824
Please stop giving away free kicks Valerenga
>>67343842
3 mins added need A I R
>>67343841
The money you see in the blue is all the lay orders waiting for people to back Trump, they haven't been matched yet
>>67343910
Thanks mate
>>67343948
How much you planning on putting on?
hi where are the 365 offer
>>67343910
Whats the money in red?
>>67343964
That's back orders people have placed hoping to get someone to lay it at that price
>>67343956
hes already won, literally free money. 5grand minimum
>>67343956
Can't believe it's still being listed
>>67343584
City SW
ROBOT SUCH A FRAUD
Would love Trump to get assasinated or pull out or something and absolutely btfo of everyone lumping on him at 1.03 when they could've got on at much, much bigger odds
Torns 0ah from here is free money
>>67344072
would love to test your greasy sixthformer chin desu
meme magic is going to happen lids
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/amir-khan-use-leicesters-premier-7887923
>molde
JUST
>>67344072
That sounds like a threat. Reported to the FBI.
>>67344072
The ones at the top of the GOP will try force Paul Ryan as the nominee desu
AbsolutelyRektPmsl absolutely BTFO today
One more goal Silmae pls
>>67343238
Rate my OC lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf6x2-u8SSM
BATE will score
Stromsgodset bless
>>67339433
>YOU>YOU>YOU>YOU
>didn't get on Stromsgodset for free money
anybody watching BATE game?
just won a cool £180 on my first horse racing bet :)
>>67344311
Been dreadful last 10 mins tbqh
>>67344387
pmsl
Think I'm FINALLY unbanned on my laptop on my home WIFI.
Hope the jani gets really painful gout in his fat fucking left foot
Any info on u 20 Brazil league?
Blood is in a kettle lids SO angry there's no £50 free bet tonight.
>>67344550
Banned for what?
Just checking to make sure everything is still as autistic as I remember it.
Keep those bankrolls fat lids
>>67344574
Fuck knows. Ban date just kept changing. Probably because he is an obese permadac seether.
BATE really do play awful football.
>>67344613
don't like, you know why you were banned
If you want to profit from betting on corners, give @Thecornerking1984 a follow. Been in the corner business for many years ! Highly recommend!
BATE pls
>>67344666
shilling this hard
>>67344667
Not happening, I'm on them and have lost 11 of my last 12 bets, including all 4 today.
Plus they're shit.
>>67344666
shill
VERY concerned by the bet I just placed
>>67344682
>>67344697
Sounds like you lids haven't been in the corner business very long.
betting on 4 matches.
all 0-0 after 50mins currently.
today has been an awful day
BATE are taking the piss
down and confused
Rizespor first goal @3 isn't a bad price
pmsl at people who fell for the bate b8
Hey - I'm kinda new to /bet/. Who are the best tippsters in footie betting that I should follow?
>>67344739
>corner business
@BBC Take that white line off the picture before the player takes the shot or you'll never see my licence fee again.
>21 shots in the first half between the two teams
>2 on target
FM tier finishing
>>67343584
3-1
>>67344917
Big_Al
>>67344917
Albania, very obscure shrewd master better
>>67344917
mackers
>tfw trump is almost a lock for republic nominee
>tfw not punting 5 quid on him a year ago like leicester
>>67344962
A shot off target can be a miss from 5 feet out, all the way to a 40 yard blooter heading to the parkinglot
Pleased for the lads at the banks getting a holiday tomorrow. They deserve it for everything they do for us. Never a moment's trouble, them.
Valerenga getting sweaty, too much on, will be the worst betting day of this year so far if it loses
city +1 is the mainstream bet of the day
It's very good sportsmanship to own up to a foul the referee hasn't seen, but it shouldn't be seen as a disgrace not to. You don't have to.
City +1
LARGE
A
R
G
E
>BATE
That's 5 loses from 5 today. Literally CAN NOT win. If I lose my next bet, I'm stopping for a week tbqhwy.
ZERO goals in the 6 matche I'm on.
3 are about to finish.
It's a dark fucking day, first time I've been down for the day in a month, fucking mare.
May has been surreal desu lids
Lost 3 weeks profit in one singular day.
Feel so numb.
>>67345168
What you been on lid
>>67345168
are you me?
So many Goff posts
Fluminese U20 0.0 FH LARGE
@1.75
How can it lose?
>>67344953
He runs a string of corner shops
>>67345239
like how bate couldn't lose?
kek, KEK
Make it back on Atvidaberg boys
>>67345168
>>67345180
>>67345263
Wasn't on BATE in second half
>>67345175
Dundee and Preilu were the two really big losses today then an assortment of lotto shite
>>67345270
wtb pal?
>>67345289
Literally this. Down almost a weeks profit.
>>67345296
Asian handicap 0.0
Alvsjo are dire.
SHould be a refund minimum. If not I'm ready to cry.
>>67345060
hup, thank fucking christ
>>67345153
I agree, today was horrid but the days that preceded it prevent it from hurting too badly
>>67345058
I see you
Stats for today:
16L 4W 1HL 1HW 1R
My worst day of my entire gambling career. 3 months of spreadsheet was not prepared for this hit.
>>67345480
I think you're betting too much
>>67345499
I think you're posting too much
>>67345480
tears
Missed RT6 and in my rush did RT9
Valerenga pls.
>>67345005
>>67344994
>>67344988
I don't know which of you are trolling :(
>>67345513
Possibly
>>67345480
List the bets, hoping some of those were rebacks
ATVITABERGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HUP SO MUCH
>>67345270
ty hass
>>67345024
28 (Twenty eight) shots off target
>>67345736
:D xx
Still have mixed feels from this
Linfield reserves is one to watch and get money on people. watch the lines. overs is the pregame bet.
>>67345848
Official version
/bet/ ©
>>67345848
I know this feel senpai
>Kompany off
Bueno
>>67346040
>Mangala on
-1 Madrid LARGE
None of you losers are professional gamblers.
Stop deluding yourselves.
>>67346040
>still betting on mainstreme
C
A
A
N
>>67346072
this tbqh
>>67346104
>he's not shrewd enough
>>67346104
>mainstreme
>>67346122
>wearing a shirt and jacket without a tie
REBACK LINFIELD
I want HT and FT handis from you boys.
Let's make this money back.
I hope you all put over 4.5 pregame as well.
>>67345849
positive start
>>67346122
Wonder how much of his roll he would trade for a full head of hair?
>>67346144
Bet you're the type to turn up to lectures in a suit
111111111111111111
>>67346209
I never went to uni Hass pal.
>>67346204
kek
>>67346204
You can get a transplant for 5k, bargain desu.
22222222222222
>>67346209
Has anyone else here worn a suit for an interview for some menial part time job? Mum convinced me to wear my blazer and tie for a job in BHS ffs
Linfield -1 1st handi does not lose.
33333
>>67346360
Nothing wrong with that.
>>67346360
Did you get the job?
I turned up to my interview for BHS hungover, having just been sick before I left the flat. Got the job. (Wore a black shirt and trousers.)
BALEEEEEE
>>67346360
>bhs
might not have a job for long, lid.
>>67346315
One of the most +ev purchases you can make.
Would do immoral things for ONE winning bet.
And that's 3 for Linfield.
Feel free to reback, should be atleast 6 for linfield full match.
I've made back today's losses so gonna leave it there just incase.
>>67346756
cheers lid, missed the first 2 but got greedy on the -1FH
Anyone in Ron Burgandy's group here?
>>67346845
Maybe, whats up?
>>67346144
Perfectly acceptable
>>67346643
Boyd looks like he could crack any European league in that after pic. But really he cant score in Scotland.
>>67346845
I have signed up. Only £20 so might as well.
Been no tips posted.
>>67346845
Signed up today lid
SHAKING for what he's got planned for tonight.
What's the point of paying £80 for lines that get smashed in IBT when you could pay a fraction of that to RonBurgandy?
>>67346983
>the new pacmac
Just had some pasta sauce which went off on the 28th of April, was unopened. Just tomato and mascarpone surely can't go off badly?
>>67347025
>>67346845
The shills are out in force tonight aye.
>>67346922
Did will hill void those bets in the end?
Just add 4 Tesco frozen chicken steaks, with 4 eggs and 4 wraps
Feel fuller than Monica Lewinsky
>>67347025
Whats the point in being in those groups when your accounts will last 4 bets max
>>67347042
Well if it smelled ok and tasted alright it wasn't off.
>>67347097
No. Been holding my breath for a few days but still not happened.
>>67347144
Available in Asia lid
>>67347190
Why don't you withdraw?
>>67347246
No point now. If they wanted to void, they would block the withdrawal
>>67347042
Thanks for this, forgot I put chicken in the oven two hours ago. Luckily it was wrapped in foil and tbqh is better than I've ever made it.
Need to petition the government to bring back asian bookies desu
Zamora started without 9 regulars because of the playoffs. Value on Lara desu.
>>67347164
Feel a bit light headed desu and tasted a bit tangy
>>67347282
No worries, sure it wasn't a bit dry? What did you have with it
>>67347321
Too soon :(
>>67347321
>the bookies don't know this
wow.
>>67347344
nah I put a bit of oil and some indian spices, (garam masalaa that kinda shit shit) in a bowl, rub the chicken with it all. if i can bothered i do this the night before + leave the chicken in a zip bag in the fridge overnight.
then i wrap the chicken in foil put it at a nice low heat like 90/100 and leave it for a while, doesnt dry out because the foil keeps all the juices in
>>67347397
tears buddy
Waiting for the 4th Linfield goal.
>Madrid refusing to put this game to bed
Hassan BUZZING for the Kahn fight
Just got back from a shit date with a really annoying fat girl. I spend £50 on it as well because she wanted dessert.
What's the bet to make me feel better about my evening?
>>67347808
>he 'dates'
>>67347808
>tinder
pmsl you weirdo
So I started making some money on 365, like up over a grand in past couple days. Suddenly they start sending me emails about random checks and needing to re-check all of my bank details and address verification, even though I did that shit when I first signed up.
On top of that the website is suddenly running like shit for me, it keeps freezing when I'm placing bets and putting delays on bringing my bet slips up when I click a betting option.
This is happening on two different computers and the 365 app and the mobile website, on my account.
Am I being fucked here or am I just paranoid?
>>67343238
who else is betting a cheeky fiver on a 1-1 City Real Mad?
>>67347808
Fuck all bets tonight, you shoulda porked her for your £50 lad
>>67347808
>not just leaving after you see her once and realize she's not attractive
>>67347901
You're just a retard.
They probably don't care about the tenner you won that much.
>>67347919
teehee what's cheeky about it?
>>67347883
mad nerd detected
>>67347808
I was gonna go on a date with one. But I'm quite shrewd so don't wanna spend any money till I know they're worth it.
Where shall I take her?
Odds have gone all retarded on city. At the stroke of half time were 8/1 to qualify on skybet, then down to 5, now 3/1.
Then the win went to 40/1 then back to only 7/1.
and at the minute the win is 10/1 but the draw no bet is 12/1, makes no sense since they are all 90 minute results.
>>67347986
pmsl
http://mic.com/articles/110774/two-thirds-of-tinder-users-are-men-here-s-why
Enjoy your sausage fest
>>67348028
>fractional odds
Did-not-read.
Just saw Bale's goal, what a goal!
>>67348028
scared
haven't seen fractional in years
what does it all mean
v. confused
transitioning to linfield slags 2bh, re-backed the - as it still seems a bit too generous
L A R A
A
R
A
>>67347937
Was set up by a girl friend so couldn't really do a runner.
I ordered a tap water to try and set precedent and she got a fucking coke float. I was shaking under the table
>>67348028
why do brits use this very very irrelevant and confusing type of odds? Do they get off at the thought that they are DIFFERENT like the amerifats?
>>67348087
derry lasses getting absolutely cuntpunted, only question is when to stop re-backing
>>67348142
>a coke float
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
grandma material
>>67348142
>I ordered a tap water
ffs lid
Anyone on hibernian? They're destroying raith.
Wanna lump on em but scared, especially since i shit the bed over the berserkir money train
>>67345239
PMSL
Will you ever stop posting lewd tips?
>>67348081
it was a deflected cross you utter mongoloid
>>67348186
>look up coke float
>its literally icecream on top of your coke
disgusting obese pandering material
linfield slags line just jumped from -1 to -1.5 in seconds, managed to put on last bit of playable shekels before the drop and shaking very much so
Is there anything more shrewd than ordering tap water?
On holiday with a girl once, I asked for two tap waters and the waitress said they only have bottled cause the 'water is bad'. I walked out.
Linfield are making substitutions, doubt they're gonna go for another 3 imo
>>67348254
Not falling for this nibs.
>>67348192
Gave up and got a large Peroni after I saw her drink 6 of my pounds sterling in about 2 minutes
>>67348254
yeah that's why I don't go to spain anymore.
they're just greedy cunts.
>>67346122
>sipping the guinness before it's settled
filthy casual
>>67348213
Do you seen FH MARK?
UTTER IDIOT
Thinking of repacking Madrid, thoughts?
>>67348291
THIS
tbf it's the barmaids fault for not letting it settle before topping up the head, but still a poor show
>>67348325
the only thing you repack is fudge
6666666
up brains, line went all the way to -2
IMAGINE being a chauvinistic pig and being on the worst linfield instead of these beatiful damsels
Kurt wants a smed on Tooting and Mitcham DNB
Tooting are 'buzzing for this game' apparently
>>67348223
haha
just amazing that it went in
>>67348254
I only drink tap water in restaurants.
>There are people in the country that think Forster and Butland can compete with Hart for England number 1
pmsl
can't get on kurt's winners zzz
>>67348530
they'll concede then reback them
Remember that voting for Labour tomorrow is a -EV decision
Linfield men will score atleast 1 more
>>67346845
>Anyone in Ron Burgandy's group here?
>I have signed up. Only £20 so might as well.
Been no tips posted.
Sorry. I'm out of the loop. Where are you guys signing up?
>>67348573
Yeah too true labour are shit.
Any of my EDL brothers here? :)
Pmsl ronaldo playing volleyball
Who is worth paying for on TT?
PMSL
>>67348792
T4tW
>>67348573
I'm voting for Labour. I don't like Corbyn much, and I detest his foreign policy but the Conservatives have just fucked up public services with tons and tons of cuts. My local labour guy also seems like a decent chap.
>>67348847
>shilling for a tipster who can't make a profit
Hello fellow shrewdsters. I am also a tipster extrodinairre, what is the bet which you are placing tonight so I can replicate it? After which I will share mine information with thee
>>67348857
#refugeeswelcome
had enough of straight white males in politics desu :z
>>67348792
Big_al, oh and me, pay me a tenner a month ill post shrewd tips, very legit
>>67348857
Labour were the ones who fucked them up and made them unmanageable, lad.
Tories just trying to fix it.
>placed a £50 bet on Real Madrid winning 2 - 1
did i fuck up /bet/?
>>67348951
Nice meme buzzword counterpoint. I'm not a fan of refugees either but I'm economically left-wing, and I prioritise that above social issues.
>>67349012
>on the go bonus bet
don't you have to get up early for sixth form tomorrow?
>>67349012
City will never ever score, even if they's play for 360 minutes
>>67349012
>Double digits on a correct score that isnt a fix
Yes mate.
Will linfield girls score a 9 or should I cash out?
>>67349083
Well, huh, I'll show YOU when Man City jam something in
>>67349108
I was in a good mood today after winning £180 on a horse.>>67344480
>>67349012
wew
>>67349132
CASH
OUT
>>67349166
I didn't cash out
>>67349155
Can I be your bookie mate?
>>67348975
Why couldnt they just have printed more money to pay off the debt rather than making cuts?
>>67349132
Where the fuck is taking bets on this?
I know a couple of girls who play for them.
>>67349221
9-0 currently.
you got their numbers? any of need a rub down after this big match ;) ;) ;) ;)? ? ?
They are mingers. Pretty sure they're dykes too that havent come out.
>>67349281
well either way tell um they made me 300 quid and to score more goals next time because I only got a refund on my final reback.
I really need madrid and city both to score 1 more and I need madrid corners NOW. So guys, out the biscuit in the basket already
>>67349281
>mingers
>dykes
Is there a correlation there? Are ugly girls turned gay by lack of male attention?
>>67349343
No guy wants to be with a butch girl, so butch girls go out with each other which means they are dykes as they cannot get men.
>>67349343
More testosterone at birth naturally = More manly figures and less attractive for female.
So they have high test and become filthy dykes, while also being ugly.
Attractive lesbos are either fighting against their dad or have been fucked over by lads too much in the past.
either way it's pretty pathetic
>the absolute state of Kurt Drago's (NO CHAT) chat
Can someone do a power ranking of the top betting sites please, in the style of old /sp/
LINFIELD BOOOOOYS
Over 8.5 goals in linfield reserves @ 2
Incredible Value
>>67349439
Why are people calling for the mug to get banned kek
>>67349439
this.
hate it when cunts spam it
>>67349439
>Shut up klaus you mug cunt
>>67349537
on this with 50 quid, too rash or what?
>>67349699
Taking spoonfeeding to a whole another level
LUMPING ON MAN CITY HUGE
>>67349780
so not a good bet?
>btts no was @2.03
EEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEE
wtb
>>67350074
5th goal CD Lara @ 3
doesn't lose.
CD lara RT9 @ 3.75 going smed
its like the bookies want to lose money
Disgusting how obvious it is in UK adverts tbqh.
tiny on zulia sw @2.3 and small on o1.5 @1.9
>>67350413
game is in the 85th minute
????
>Start focusing on increasing my roll by 1% a day due to some ups and downs and painful losses
>1% a day = over £100k in a years time
>Made 2-7% every day but one since then
Good feel
>>67350472
don't be such a thicko m8, that's deportivo zulia, good job now you missed the 11111
>>67350350
BET IN PLAY YOU FACKIN CANT
>>67350350
How obvious what is m8
>>67350549
rebacked like 100 quid, better come in you rat
>>67350548
It is impossible to sustain a 1 unit per day win rate unless you are making an insane amount of bets or you have an almost unlimited supply of bubblegum bookies.
>>67350548
id have to do 5% a day
>>67350605
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>67350350
The KFC one?
>>67350651
I'm trading on exchanges. Not saying it's going to happen indefinitely but I'm doing better than I was
>>67350548
the fuck is your roi 1% unless your placing like 100 bets you fuck head
also if you're below 20% roi get a normal job you casual scum
>>67350610
pmsl slow down lid, that's like a whole afternoon's rent for a 4x4 box in london
So many new people in /bet/ over the past few week who have all made a fair few quid on lotto bets on one of the best betting periods I can remember.
Going to be some pennies lost in a few weeks when things stop going their way.
>>67350771
Actually talking big sense pal.
>>67350771
Can't wait for BT to put you back in your place
>>67350771
Okay mate, keep seething :)
>>67350771
back to nanos cunt
>>67350771
Implying I'm not gonna use the 2k I'm up to buy tips from actual shrewdies instead of following your shit (should be voided) tips
>>67350771
pmsl
>>67350670
I'm guessing it's the ad's that go out of their way to make black men look good. That's all I seem to notice. Makes me go full BNP desu
>>67350660
1% compounded I mean. As in £1000 x 1.01 = £1010, £1010 x 1.01 = £1020.10 and so on. My roll isn't that high
>>67350771
So so jealous.
Why don't you make some friends, maybe you'll be able to get someone to lend you their bet365 account, cause you clearly can't profit in Asia
>>67350771
holy shit dat mad
>>67350771
Who you voting for tomorrow?
>>67350771
pmsl
>>67350805
Cant wait desu.
>>67350809
>>67350817
>>67350822
>>67350832
>>67350845
Just a warning lads. I'm up sums too.
>>67350848
Nope. Cba walking to the school or wherever the polling station is desu
>>67350827
this is not how long term gambling works, sorry to say. better to aim for a % per month.
>>67350771
laughing HARD at you
>>67350771
Wow you're actually an absolute gremlin. So salty because you have to post tips that have already come in to make your stats look good while every other tipster out there is making stacks of cash.
You're vile.
>>67350890
This has been said every month for the past year
>>67350771
inb4 "pmsl nibs/thanks for the(you)s"
>>67350980
I'm being serious. I dont know why everyone is getting mad. Anyone who has been betting for more than 3 weeks knows this has been a good period.
How can someone asking if they should have £50 on some random bet (>>67349699) expect to make money long term?
Or someone who stakes £50 on a random CS just because they won a bet before it (>>67349155)
>>67350827
Why not just try and get 2% a day? I'm sure if you subscribe to tipsters you can do it easily
>>67351058
I could pick up your shaking from here if I had a seismometer
>>67351058
Serious question. Why do you care about what others bet on if it doesn't affect you? If you're making enough money then so what if someone is punting their shelf stacking wages on lotto shite? You seem like a very insecure person.
>>67351058
I thought those posts were a joke desu
>>67351109
british geological survey have just belled me up asking if i know anything about the shaking in glasgow
i told them it was euan and that they shouldn't be worried
>>67351058
Do you ever let your perm down and have a laugh?
>>67351114
I am warning people that they need to get their act in gear of they will lose it all.
>>67351134
I fear they arent.
>>67351177
Someone should have warned you during your highers to get your act together or you'd end up at an ex-poly pmsl
>>67351105
I'm trading only, no outright bets. I'm saying I AIM for 1% (around £50-60 at the moment), because it's easy, then usually make £100 more by the end of the game/day.
Like today, I was tired for the Madrid game, not really sure what to bet on either, so I thought I'd be careful, get my £50, and leave. Made £80 in the first half, then another £230 in the second.
>>67351225
PMSL
Are the euan perm jokes the cringiest meme in bet?
>mainstream bets
>Goff posts
>Euan posts
>tinder posts
>/bet/ randomness
Just an average thread to be honest. Needs more al Albania.
>>67351274
one of the best imo
>>67351274
>meme
Lad...
>>67350760
you're lucky they scored a second.
I've so far got a 10.24% ROI on 4777 wagered.
Is this a good level to try and maintain or should I be aiming higher?
>>67351351
always aim higher lid
Velledupar just conceded to go 1-1
Definitely stronger team in general and today.
Now they need to fight for the win so worth putting on more goals for them, take handis where good lines are.
>>67351462
got 50 on -0.25 @ 2, great tip friend.
>>67351274
>meme
pmsl have you not seen his barnet? He truly is PERMa DAC
Want a small on portugesa sw
this doesn't lose
Only averaging £1,440/day this month zzz
>>67351462
Great tip mate!!!!
Can't stop winning
>>67351462
brought me back into profit for today, cheers la
>>67351730
>>67351687
no worries boys, wouldn't feel right not sharing you.
hope euan got on it, sounds like he's sad to be missing out on the action
still time to get on the Indians @ 1.55 lads
>>67351920
>they won yesterday therefore they will win today
I'm going +1.5 tigers @ 1.8
just wins.
Do I have every bodies attention now?
James McKeown, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your PGA Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, James. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the group.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing ass.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! (Wave to the camera)
I am the best in the world.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this group. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Chris Murtagh saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Chris Murtagh guy. You know who else was a Chris Murtagh guy? Declan Groat. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Declan is I’m going to leave with the PGA Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of James McKeown's brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost three years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this page. Nobody can touch me!
>>67351949
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the page. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show that Gabor and Olly make. I’m not on the poster of PGA Mania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced on the like page. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Finn is in the main event of TOTM next month and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that pay for this group that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the PGA Championship on February 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Murtini Magical Winners. Maybe…I’ll go back to FA.
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this group. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. James McKeown is going to make money to spite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag yes men, like Chris Mills, who are going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this group will better after James McKeown is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic Didem bitch and his doofus bitch Webb and the rest of his stupid family.
On February 17th I leave with PGA title. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
>>67351945
>they won yesterday therefore they will win today
hmm, not sure where I said that in my post, you should get your eyes checked
>>67351949
>Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! (Wave to the camera)
what did he mean by this?
>>67351949
please have sex
if river plate don't win by 3 goals today i'll eat my left testi with spaghetti and special sauce
>>67351949
>>67351967
Is this a WWE post? I think that makes it THE most autistic post ever to be made in a /bet/ thread, hands down. Congrats lid
>>67352041
Big boy
>>67352041
that's a little man's feast compared to rossy boy's exquisite cuisine
San J Women v Rio Pret Women
over 2.5 @ 2 is a great bet.
Rio have been in incredible form however San are the stronger team so there should be a tight fight here with generally weaker defense/keeping in these sides to put on top.
I'm going med with a 400 bet but I recommend smed.
>>67351949
>>67351967
I don't utterly understand?
>>67351949
>>67351967
CM Punk UFC debut fucking W H E N
>>67352075
Also if FH O 0.5 hits 1.75 or above then put on.
>>67352041
>>67352117
>going to a diner on a date
Very poor form.
>>67352117
>on a DATE
>>67351949
>>67351967
So confused
>>67352075
>Rio have been in incredible form however San are the stronger team
Get a load of this Brazilian slags pseudo
>>67352117
>pmsl so tez
>>67352075
How much of this did you make up on the spot? Had to rub my eyes just to check I was seeing things properly while reading this.
>>67352117
I never got laid with her after 3 months
Imagine chasing someone desperately for 3 months for sex and them fucking you off pmsl
>>67352075
on this like mackers on 2 footlongs
>>67352117
Why did lord never really become a saying on /bet/ but everything else did?
>>67352245
Don't know why bid or pizz never made it either
>>67352112
rebacked with first half goals cheers for this
>>67352245
>>67352265
the pga-/bet/ relation is very strange tbqh
>>67352276
Can someone write a lengthy description analysing inter-group relations
>>67352075
Trying to smack on this but suspended have i missed out already? should i reback? got a couple hundred to play with from wins from /bet/ tips
managed to get on! over 0.5 first half 150 in, here gooooes
Show of hands please
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10130877
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10130877
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10130877
goals when?
>>67352405
Why is none not an option?
>>67352449
don't tick any then you meff
lol when are these first half scores? getting worried
6 (tipped) Winners and 1 void at average odds of over 3 in the last 6 hours, UAC. Calling it a night.
>>67352457
>my vote isn't important
Calling the police now m8 this isn't right
>>67352500
where are the tips tho
>>67352500
i couldnt find any from you m8
Euan clearly not watching stream pmsl
>>67352528
underated post
>>67352528
way more tips, just a tiny bit lower yield than euan. see you tomorrow buddy
>>67352481
haha you ugly fucker, got one number tonight.
couple of lasses on the goer.
Some potentials. I'm not even good looking lid, just try and standout.
I ask every single match "what should I be bet on?"
pmsl euan stealing tips from /bet/ again
genuinely forgotten what it's like to lose a bet
on Euan's bet and just already marked it as a winner
>>67352481
>going for matches on tinder
Just farm instas and snapchats and talk on there, much better enviroment
>>67352592
leech
when the fuck is this first goal coming, who even tipd that gonna be down like 150 fuck this
>>67352481
Maybe you're looking in the wrong age bracket m8
>>67352604
>Eastconnect is on
>IMAGINE getting on a bet that the tipster thinks "probably loses"
dodging that bullet
>>67352634
Sorry mate, there was nothing I could do but I wouldn't take this bet back if I could. I did the research but in the work but sometimes things just don't go your way. Is this my biggest losing tip yet? Maybe. Does this mean I'm going to stop posting shrewd profit yielding tips. No.
So don't fret and remember to always re-back.
>>67352683
kek
rio pret +0.75 @ 2
VALUE
>>67352683
Fucking hell, delete this.
>>67352683
>tight fight here with generally weaker defense/keeping in these sides to put on top.
Even soccerway shows you are wrong.
>>67352680
Because you cant win every bet, mate.
Euan vs thecornerking1984
SURREAL
>thecornerking1984
>posts tips not related to corners
disgusting
>>67352792
It's a bout. But it's a warm up for Euan t b h.
Euan should tear thecornerking1984 apart.
small on riverplate rt9 @2.25, pretty straight forward, river is and will dominate posession and given the aggreggate they will probably be on the siege for most of the game
>>67352884
dunno how this doesn't come, just put med on.
ok i put on rio to win at odds of 6/1
should see an nice return no?
>>67352949
No. 6/1 isn't that good at all. If you look at horse races they often have odds of 25/1 or even 33/1 that will get you a much bigger return for your money when they win
>>67352967
yeah but in this only two teams can win but in horses sometimes theres like 12
>More time has elapsed yet the handi is bigger
Surely this is at least a medium by now Euan
>>67352949
Add it in a treble with >>67352884 this and Atlanta Hawks handicap.
Will see a much more pleasant return imo
>>67352949
Considering all they want is a draw to take home, there is really not much point taking the win when +0.75 is on offer.
>>67352967
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>67352980
If it was ever to reach +1 for whatever horrific reason, I would be on large.
anyone from PGA in here that's been tracking their bets, what's the info? Can't wait for the new year for mackers to tell me he's somehow up 650k
>>67353008
Admin or general group bets?
>>67352984
I thought his question was a bit strange so I decided to give back a strange answer.
>>67352980
I've got half my bank roll in, obviously 365 staff are sleeping lol
is it pronounced San Joe-Zay or San Hoe-Zay?
>>67353043
Both of you have it
>>67353115
Joe-Zay because its Portuguese
>>67353142
wat
>>67353153
Actually shaking lid
>>67353142
+ev?
>>67353142
/bet/ in a nutshell
>>67353142
Please give details
what's the opposite of tez?
>>67353196
WORLD
>>67353196
A flatanon post
>>67353196
Dece
>>67353196
Lord
>>67353196
Depends where you're from. For you it would be something like "mint" or "aces"
>>67353196
Euan.
Need a Rio goal like euan needs constant reassurance
Alright /bet/ been gone a while, how's the quality of threads been?
>>67353280
Fuck sake.
>vegan thrusting
french mcdonalds employee is that you?
:^)
>>67353280
Talking a lot of sense there pally
Still can't believe I put 40 quid on rt9, too lewd
E U A N
Euan so so shrewd
River pl8 goal when?
>betting suspended just as i place bet on preto
fucksake
Rio girls 111111111
E U A N
A
C
>>67353364
You had an hour lid
>>67351945
pmsl
>>67353280
Did you find the prostrate? I want to hit it so bad but a bit worried about shitty fingers desu.
Might lay Liverpool tomorrow
Up 900 if they hold the win and 700 if they draw. Owe you a Domino's euan
Bookies in tears
>>67353427
How did the Domino's thing start?
Over 2.5 such a shrewd investment
Fun while it lasted, cashing out hard
>>67353391
Still think Euan should void desu
How have they not scored yet?
>>67353525
>rball punts
Pmsl
>>67353525
river plate are shit pal
>>67353534
>calling it rball punts and not pixel punts
'no'
>>67353115
Americans pronounce it Hoe-Zee
To Englishmen, it's Hoe-Zed
2222222
river rt9 in comfortably
River will score
>>67353650
Thanks I put way too much on that, owe you a tip
UP insane
Euan such a judge
Will you be putting your Champions League Bet365 risk free bet on 0-0?
>>67353534
>>67353584
Btfo ;)))))
>>67353773
1-1, 4-1 CS in ET
Reply to this post if you believe you would be able to turn 5%> ROI (even on bubblegum) If you were unable to be spoonfed directly and had to research your own bets.
>>67353950
Been topping up my hilary lays for a few days now
>>67353907
I turned 75$ into 110$ and made many amateur mistakes, betting almost entirely 1$ at a time... and Ive probably broken even on tips from this thread, I make the most from my own research.
I wouldnt name the guy I listen to once in a while, dont want the shills in here monitoring his videos.. but hes only like 55% himself and makes a lot of goofy picks I wouldnt touch.
>>67354327
>>67353907
And yea I get that Im dealing with pennies, but its the ROI - if that was 75,000$ Id have made a lot of money.. Im just not extremely confident yet, not enough to risk a large amount and put myself down lifetime. Id just stop betting if that happened.
Went down to 65 at first also.
Can't wait for a Euan special USL void tonight tbqhwy
>>67353214
Fraud
>>67354406
Not watching or tipping. Going to bed but I think Whitecaps are too short but idk what kind of team they will put out. Probs dece one at home desu.
>>67355244
pmsl
Jani SWEEPING up
Good work for once tbqh
jani FEASTING
>it's now a crime to discuss political bets in /bet/
Deleting big sense here Jani pal.
Actually stood up to applaud the quality of work you're doing on /bet/ tonight.
>>67355599
giggling like a schoolgirl right now
excellent post
>>67355617
Thanks lid.
Was going to say that I got out of bed to applaud, but I kept it short.
Honestly though Jani, you've been a bigger positive influence to this thread than Albania has ever.
Also reminder the original clueless Canadian from months ago is up ~65%
>>67355992
>Just find it hard to take seriously a candidate who has NO political experience whatsoever. Does that not seem ridiculous?
Reagan was an actor.
Trump is far, far more qualified than he was.
Who /corinthians/ here?
>>67356172
This is /bet/
may have spotted a large for tomorrow
>>67356386
In what, lotto shite?
>>67356623
I've been pmsl for hours at these slugs.
>>67356632
Indians -127
dont miss out
If that fucking leaf got me banned and I'm going back to /a/
>>67356734
What does that mean? Moneyline?
>>67356854
yeah
tigers offense has been silent lately and they have a rookie making his 2nd ever start
should be an easy win
E U A N
>thought Bet365 didnt process my bet because it didnt show up on betslip.
>Check a couple of hours later
>UP SUMS
little late but.
EUAN
U
A
N
>>67343358
>3-1 but I never got on because I was reading this on the bus and forgot about it after I saw A's lost
but good job
>take cavs spread and over handicap at evens
>they won by 25 and over by 20
Is this being too scared or being clueless and lucky?
Need small loan of one million dollars to open my own tattoo studio.
Literally every teen in my city wants atleast one small tattoo. They must be making some crazy profit.
Huge on o2.5 galaxy ii
>>67359438
Tattoo removal is the long term investment, lid.
Once the tattoo meme dies everyone and their mum will be looking to get their shit unfucked.
>>67359447
Hup (x
>>67359662
new thread
