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>no banter
>no WAHEYs
>no "swiping" or taking the ball
>no hogging the ball
Shut up
>all that shit
>'no goalhanging' not a rule
>Scotland
>Vince Young played in the BCS Championship my senior year
>retired in 2014
Im having a fucking panic attack, I cant be this fucking old can I
You posting this from the nursery home old man? LOL
>>67545627
No, he's just an ultra-meme QB who can't into reading defenses. Aaron rodgers was drafted a year earlier than Young and he's not retiring anytime soon.
>>67546061
>ultrameme qb
>ROFL
As you leave the locker room and enter the Oracle Arena you hear loud noises from the crowd.
You and your band of brothers are confident, you are facing the Golden State Warrior a team with many accolades such as 2 Time-MVP steph curry, a complete bench, a team full of the most talented role players and last but not lease the thought of 73-9 lingers into your mind.
You try to rationalize "They are just another team" but in the back of your mind you're slightly intimidated. Its tip-off your team has the slight advantage through the first 2 quarters.
You come back out feeling a little exhausted using all of your effort to keep a small lead. And in the brink of action you notice nobody on Golden State is even breathing hard and barely sweating. You look puzzled..
4th Quarter, Steph Curry has just unleashed 5 consecutive 3's you begin to think if this team was just toying with you. By the 2 minute mark they are up by 25 points and you have lost all hope. The game ends and your team is in the locker room drenched and sweat and confused. They all are thinking if Golden State was just toying with them.
Next game you are completely shook, you have the mentality that this team is several skill levels above you and the pressure to "win one for the land" Golden State immediately comes out dropping 3's. By half time the score is 79-44. You begin to lose all hope again.
They pull the starters out and let literally whos destroy you, even your team of superstars can't compete with these bench players.
By the end of the game you have lost all hope. Its pointless. a 82 season just to make it here and realize this team is the greatest assembly of athletes on the planet. As you finish your interview with Stephen A. Smith. You begin to walk back to the locker room with your head in shame.
You notice a glowing spirit behind you, Its 2-time MVP Steph Curry, the man that dethroned you as the best player on the planet. He Smirks, and says "don't take it personal kid"
Didn't read lol
tl;dr
Read the whole thing.
Thanks for the nuclear truth bomb op.
OFFICIAL SNACKS FOR WATCHING THE GAME POWER RANKINGS
1. Doritos
2. Bugles
3. Pizza
4. Wings and/or boneless bites
5. Nonna's spaghetti
6. Fresh fruit
7. Pretzels
8. Hamburger
9. Wiener
10. Grilled cheese
9001. Pop tart
90001. Cereal
9000002. Fish and chips
9000000003. Spotted dick
>wiener
Haha. Canagays
>canafats
>fresh fruit
Who's ready for the GOAT olympics of all times?
me
I am ready for a shitshow for the ages.
>country about to break into civil war
>America engineering a stealth coup via senate impeachment
>deadly virus spreading like wildfire
And we're gonna host the Olympics in the middle of this. BRILLIANT.
>Br
No thanks
Unless there's a runner on base or there's two strikes on the count, why does the catcher even have to catch the ball?
Bumping this shit
I seriously want to know this
why don't they just put a really fat guy in goal?
>>67544361
There will still be spaces and angles where the puck can get through, and trust me, considering the fat guy probably wouldn't be able to move, he's not gonna stop it.
Two rules:
1. No Liverpool players
2. No Rooney
Congrats, England wins the euros.
More like.
>1. No Arselel or United players
at least lavorpeel are going to win something this year
>>67544193
>sevilla
>not wanting milner in the team
What is the most fun sports related shitposting you've ever taken part in?
>Miami Heat repeating in 2012 and 2013
>pissed off all of Facebook/Twitter/Reddit and most of /sp/
>I would spam LelBrons on all 4 websites and just drink in salt and (You)s
I've never gotten such mass reactions out of people like that, the anal devastation was beautiful. Definitely my fondest sports shitposting memory.
He should've waited one more year before returning to Cleveland, the Heat would've defeated Golden State last year
This year is a different story
>>67544004
Kek that was fun times
>>67544004
yeah the heat years were fun, but Lakers gonna Lake was the best.
they were some maaaad haters of the Lakers back then, their tears were delicious
My sources have confirmed that Jose has accepted the Manchester United job.
Finally, we will be a force once again. You mad cunts? You mad Liverpool fans? Fucking cunts gonna get spanked by the new United fucking cunts
Jose Mourinho > Jurgen Flopp
>>67543930
You starting 11 for 16-17 season? Mine's Rooney, Valencia, Mata, Carrick, Schweinsteiger, Herrera and defs. They prolly need to buy one left back and that's it
>>67544093
We're going to sign half of Bayerns squad.
>>67544125
Meh, maybe just Lahm. And they could get Reus, though I think he might be headed to Liverpool
FUCK KEVIN DURANT
Nah fuck him. He's always getting calls. Also fuck his tough guy persona that he doesn't show on the court.
Sorry nigger. Please never talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
Sit the fuck down.
We've been telling you stupid fucks literally ALL season long the ride is over and you've denied it. Fuck your mental gymnastics meme and your overrated coach.
You're fuckin' done.
Good luck trying to build a team around Kawhi. You got your Pippen but your Jordan is gone forever.
Back to terminal irrelevance for you shitbags.
Get fucked.
>Being eliminated the The Servant
>Can't even take it to a game 7
COMPLETE SILENCE FROM THE SPUDKEKS
IM BUMPING THIS THREAD TIL NEXT SEASON
YOU FUCKS DESERVE IT
>>67543564
>lose the Title because of Chelsea and now this
el oh el
hey latraitor, are you proud of lasting 21 more hours in the playoffs over the blazers?
le I want to be the greatest blazer of all time man
Actually if you read some of the stuff out of free agency last summer, Lillard was the one who drove him away. It hurt LMA that Dame was the one Blazer in all the ads and commercials when he had been with the franchise a lot longer.
Of course there was a reason Lillard was in all those commercials...
>>67543503
And you think he's gonna be in commercials in San Antonio why qt 3.14 Leonard?
Who are the most obnoxious and least likable sports fan in your country? In the US, it's the yuroboo soccer elitist.
soccer elitist?
don´t you have rugby?
>>67543019
Rugby is still very small here. It's becoming an increasingly popular sport at universities though
And they're all crazy drunks
t. girl who hangs out with rugby players ;)
>>67542953
Not to be that guy, I like "American" football as much as the next guy and only barely like soccer, but I would say that "that loud typical bro football fan douchebag at the sports bar on Sunday who's drunk and obnoxious as fuck" is slightly worse than faggot soccer fans, but that's probably just because I've met less soccer fans. I really do hate the pretentiousness and phony "sophistication" of soccer fans though
What they SHOULD do:
>Boot WVU
>Add Colorado State, BYU, Memphis
What they WILL do:
>>67542495
add cinci, memphis, and ucf
Add Cincy and BYU or Colorado State
Fuck memepiss
WVU is better team than all of these
Whatever.
Spurs: 5
Thunder: 0
Spurs: 5
Cavs: 0
Spurs: 5
Warriors: 1
>>67542086
>Warriors: 1
So when did you hop on to the Spurs bandwagon? 2014? Last year after they signed Aldridge?
>>67542086
>Warriors
>1
What?
>>67542086
The spurs dynasty hasn't even been over for an hour and they've already reverted to "muh history". Incredible
