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>Friday evening, Sanchez returned to prom, but this time he was accompanied by more than 100 teenage patients from Children's Hospital Colorado.
>"I just think it's important when you've been blessed like I have — like any guy on our team has — you've got to be a blessing to other people," Sanchez said.
>"I still needed help with the boutonnière," he admitted.
Why isn't your team's quarterback such a gentleman, /sp/?
http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_29890835/mark-sanchez-goes-prom-patients-from-childrens-hospital
>you will never take the virginity of young, terminally ill qts on prom night just because you're a rich, handsome athlete
Why even live?
isn't mark the one who was boning that 17 year old in NYC?
Why are we so based?
>TFW Liverpool fans LITERALLY called their greatest player a nigger every time he failed to score in a match
Fucking scouse.
>>67563331
Did they really? That sucks, he seems like a good guy.
>>67563331
Literally happened to every black player in the 70's,80's and even early 90's at every club
>>67563363
>player gives his all
>literally no mistakes, well played game
>team wins
>no goals scored
>fooling nigger!!!!!!
>Be Madrid fan
>Get shot
>soccer
>good
>worthy of discussion
Forgot link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-kill-16-real-madrid-7962654
>>67562960
>>67562988
>amerifats on MY /sp/
>>>/out/
1/2
>the year is 2016
>the undefeated Cleveland Cavaliers have swept their way into the Eastern Conference finals
>the Miami Heat have fought through multiple season ending injuries and scraped by through 2 nail-biting 7 game series to reach the ECF
>LeBron look poised and ready to sweep the series and return to the finals for the 6th straight time
>The Heat are terrified of the unstoppable force coming their way
>They're huddled together crying in the locker room before game 1
>There is one man who knows no fear
>His name is Deng
>He walks out onto the court by himself
>The Cleveland crowd heckles him as he calmly steps into the center of the court to face LeBron James for the beginning jump ball
>LelBron has a smile on his face, "Who does this old ass washed up African nigga think he is?" he sneers.
>Deng remains silent
>The ref throws the ball into the air for the jumpball, clearly being paid off by the Cavs he throws it straight to LeBron
>Deng then unleashes an explosion of spirit energy and rockets himself into the air
>He grabs the ball in mid-air from half court and flies to the other end of the court for a glass shattering slam dunk
>Cleveland is stunned, the crowd is silent
>Deng throws the ball to LeBron. "Your move."
>>67562909
2/2
>LeBron hides his fear and goes straight at Deng, hoping to counter attack with a posterizing dunk
>Deng stands still, takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, focus his spirit energy on the ball, and telepathically blocks LeBron, sending him flying into the stands
>"H-h-he just blocked him without even touching him!" Kyrie Irving exclaims
>Irving is terrified of Deng, he tries to run off the court but he takes one step and trips, breaking his knee for the 17th time
>Deng has the ball in his hands now, he's flying down the court at the speed of light, only Matthew Dellavadova has the courage to stand in his way
>Deng sighs, "silly white boi" and opens a portal to another dimension which sucks Delly in
>The Cavaliers run off the court in fear while Deng racks up the scoreboard. The crowd is stunned, they can't stop watching the majesty or even open their mouths to boo and scream
>Deng wins the game for his team and the Cavs forfeit the next 3 games
>As the Miami Heat wait out the final countdown on game 4 with no opponents, the Miami home crowd is going crazy
>The Evil King Tyrant LeBron's reign over the Eastern conference has finally ended
>Deng has achieved an enlightened ethereal form, his skin glowing bright with an indescribable euphoria
>the roof of the arena opens up, a beam of light from another dimension gazes down upon Deng
>without a word, he steps into the light and is slowly lifted up into a higher plane of existence
>as he elevates into immortality, the whole world looks on in awe
>too stunned by the beauty to make actual sounds, all they can do is mouth those sacred words
"Thank You Based Deng."
Thank you based Deng.
THANK YOU BASED DENG
>But Jamie — who earns £45,000 a week — is not the first footballer the Wag has dated.
>The former nightclub promo girl has a five-year-old son with semi-pro defender Luke Foster as well as a ten-year-old daughter from another relationship.
......
Kys
>>67562426
hello becky
Oh no
This...
This can't be happening...
C U C K
U
C
K
what would it take for you to watch a full season of the WNBA?
gifted season tickets, free concessions, and comped ubers to/from every game
>>67562267
A TV in hell with only one channel.
>>67562337
Even then I'd probably just shitpost from my phone in the stands
How can Bolts even recover?
>>67562240
You just saw how. Or were you one of the fans that left in the second?
>>67563467
>one game in a 7 game series
Lol. Caps won game 1 too buddy
>>67563489
>We are going to win because we lost again
OFFICIAL NEW YORK METS @ COLORADO ROCKIES GAMETHREAD
>I've made a mistake edition
Mets up 2-0 in 2nd inning
>Plawecki 2-run double
Mets
Curtis Granderson, RF
David Wright, 3B
Michael Conforto, LF
Yoenis Cespedes, CF
Lucas Duda, 1B
Neil Walker, 2B
Asdrubal Cabrera, SS
Kevin Plawecki, C
Harvey, RHP
Rockies
Charlie Blackmon, CF
Trevor Story, SS
Carlos Gonzalez, RF
Nolan Arenado, 3B
Gerardo Parra, LF
Mark Reynolds, 1B
DJ LeMahieu, 2B
Tony Wolters, C
Jon Gray, RHP
Coors is a meme ballpark
>>67560982
ROCKIES
ITT: based stadiums
>pic related
>image.jpg
go away mobilefag
![arda-turan-barcelona-01062016_eq2slznf3qic1xrhlyaj4njgc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PKAvPDH.jpg "arda-turan-barcelona-01062016 eq2slznf3qic1xrhlyaj4njgc[1]")
Did he make a mistake?
>>67559307
literally who
>>67559307
the Sun is reporting that ISIS scouts were seen at his latest training session. 200 humvees and 2 tonnes of weapons is the reported fee
mistake is an understatement
Will he ever be fired?
>>67558912
It's literally our year in a couple years la
>>67558912
yes. but we still won't stop sucking.
>>67558912
if the team doesn't do well in 2018
Teheran vs Volquez
Braves
1. Nick Markakis (L) DH
2. Ender Inciarte (L) LF
3. Freddie Freeman (L) 1B
4. Tyler Flowers (R) C
5. Kelly Johnson (L) 2B
6. Jeff Francoeur (R) RF
7. Gordon Beckham (R) 3B
8. Mallex Smith (L) CF
9. Erick Aybar (S) SS
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
5. Alex Gordon (L) LF
6. Salvador Perez (R) C
7. Cheslor Cuthbert (R) 3B
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
R O Y A L S
Why don't players wear brown sleeves and shoes for colon cancer awareness day?
>>67558785
They all get a colonoscopy
Your Copa América 2016 winners
Sudacas on suicide watch
ok its been 10 minutes with no responses and im feeling pretty bad for you as you made the effort to make this thread
heres your you
>>67557731
lol
>>67557731
>Raul Jimenez
Literally best CF I could buy in FM 2014 (?). Though I think it was a glitch, his attributes were too high.
Still am affectionate for his name at least. Good times.
And what's with mexicans and 3 CBs
Following on from their acceptance to UEFA, they can now play in World Cups too.
FIFA are apparently offering players with Kosovan ties like Januzaj and Shaqiri the chance to change their national teams, which is basically unheard of.
JUST
Aren't Jersey due to be accepted soon too? Adam Lallana would be eligible for them.
good for those countries, but this just means world cup qualifying in europe needs to be adjusted. there are too many minnows now there has to be pre-qualifying like in asia
>only $60 millions for transfers
JUST
>have messi
immediate contender
>>67557209
They still owe Liverpool money for Suarez.
>no cb pairing with Pique
>Alves
>Mathieu
>Iniesta declining
