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>invent football
>be shit at it
>>68795880
BOOM.
ROASTED.
>England literally teabags itself
friendly reminder we are unbeaten since the WC in competitive games
>soon it will all become clear
How's it feel spee? What do you think will be the outcome?
I just want Portugal out. Nothing against the country, I just hate Pepe and Penaldo too much.
>>68794459
>Hating on Pepe
Why?
Terminator vs The Mountain
All euros post yfw waking up to Mexico 7-0 and USA 4-0
>>68794240
eu passport carrier here
enjoyable desu. gives me something fun to read while i'm eating my porridge.
jajajaja el justo
> porridge
good lad
Will Americans ever embrace soccer?
Fuck no
>games in strange timeslots due to timezones
>top players dont even speak english so aren't marketable/relatable
>not enough scoring
no
>>68793847
eventually
>Argentina wins
>Messhit STILL so obsessed with big strong American men that he demands a selfie with PuliGod
Why are we so much better than the rest of the world lads?
>>68792728
>tfw not even snapchat
>tfw not "with it" anymore
>>68792728
Messy looks like a rat lmao. They weren't kidding about the big nose Argentine meme
>>68792728
This is like when a serial killer keeps a trophy of his victims to be able to relive the murder time and time again
>Germany, France, Spain, Italy, England all on one side
>One of the teams on the left side will definitely be in the final
what a meme tournament
looks good to me
sorry, klaus
>>68792304
>not wanting Iceland and Portugal to win by the same scoreline so Iceland and Hungary go to the left and Portugal goes to the right immediately facing England
not meme enough yet Hans
england is a meme, lucky if they make it to the quarterfinals
REMINDER THAT AMERICA IS UNDEFEATED IN THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS
>play a minor role in both wars
>claim victory
>>68792323
Canada knows nothing about history, why am I surprised?
>>68792323
>minor role
the world was literally losing both times before the USA stepped in to save the dumb yuropoors
>a fucking leaf
Memes aside, I'm sorta happy we got humiliated tonight.
I'm a huge soccer fan and I fully realize we're literally several decades away from ever legitimately contending with a team like Argentina... at the very best. Even then we'd still have to park the bus and play hoofball. We couldn't even do that tonight. I can't recall a time where we actually strung together 2 successful forward passes.
We're fucking awful.
So now all the bandwagon faggots can fuck off... Until we have a proper foundation for youth development, well never field a competent team. That's just reality.
You know it's dire when Geoff Cameron is our most creative player and is pushed forward because nobody else can pass the ball. Bradley was completely out of his element and players like Beckerman, Windows and Dempsey are fucking done. They aren't good enough.
It's frustrating but until US Soccer invests in infrastructure, this is what we get. At least most of America knows this now.
>>68791999
damn that girl is qt as fuck
>>68791999
That isn't how national play works bro. The bandwagon arrives, leaves and then arrives again.
>>68792077
solid seven at best desu
Friendly reminder that we could bomb Argentina from the sky and the sea, invade with our based American troops, and take over their country with ease. We could run our flag up their flagpole by next weekend if we wanted to.
Enjoy your """""victory""""" in a sport that we don't care about, savages. We'll keep living in the land of the free laughing at you losers LOL.
callate envidioso
Truth
>>68789936
>taco language
>all concacaf teams got eliminated in the first round
>they were humilliated by conmebol teams
>only mexico and USA out of first round
>mexico humilliated
>USA humilliated
It's hilarious to think concacaf can even compete with us.
>>68789621
>that image
>ignore the fact argetina has like 20 million people
>california alone has 40 million maybe more
>>68789759
More people to share your embarassment then
>>68789759
We have 50 million people pham
>Basketball invented
>One team would get ahead and just hold possession
>That's fucking stupid
>Shot clock added
>Soccer invented
>One team gets ahead and just hold possession
>can't change anything cuz "muh beautiful game"
Fuck this sport.
>>68785857
>mfw i only liked football until i discovered nearly every other sport
Stop crying and get better.
still 45 minutes left, have some faith burgerbro
Mexico lost to Chile that badly because they had a bad day + their morale was at rock bottom. USA is getting blown out by Argentina simply because they're not good and never will be.
>evil smelly Mexico a-team gets blown out by Chile c-team who don't even break a sweat, becomes laughingstock of the world
>Lovable underdogs USA put up a valiant effort against the best team in the world and earns the respect of fans worldwide
Difference here being that murrikans still play until the last minute, don't o overhype their team, their fans don't throw shit at the other team (giving them more reasons to rape them) and still have a future ahead of them while you mexicans are already at your best.
7-0. You will forever be 7-0. No matter what you do in the future, you will always be known for 7-0 and that's it.
I guess we're losing? I mean lol big deal, it's not like Americans care about soccer or anything lol.
It's not like I was watching or anything.
>this damage control
Not even ironically funny.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68782696
7-0 juan
>>68783488
By the end of this game, you'll be 8-0ed on your home soil
Mexico played their C team for this meme cup. This means more to the US men's """"soccer""" team.
No one likes America
>>68782696
>>68783488
>the city of concacaf
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Denis Novak is an Austrian tennis player. He is ranked 196. He plays Britain Daniel Cox tomorrow. Cox is 554th. Novak is at 2.08 on marathon. The bookies know something.
Figured it out. Novak has played 2 games on grass in the last 5 years. Still worth a punt.
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