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/norn iron/ to hold out for a draw tonight lads
>>68753639
Just give me the money m8 I'll offer the same odds as a bookies
Poland Dnb and a Germany win
>>68754254
So you lose in case of draw?
>starting a new thread 80 replies early
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>68739048
>>68739048
>>68739048
Everyone back to the old thread
>>68754282
DnB = Draw no bet. If Poland draws then your stake is refunded
>>68754299
this, and return to this thread when that one goes 50 or so posts over the limit
How am I gonna do?
>>68754444
Argentina is a LOCK and way overpriced, you should put more on it, unsure about those politics though
>>68754299
>>68754327
my bad m8s
I thought it was 400 limit
beverley placepot is already down on the 2nd race. Im gonna miss it by one again.
Gone with Ginzan 315 Bri
>>68754444
nice quads, mate
Rate my bets spee
>>68756791
I think there's a higher chance of USA beating Argentina than Donald Trump becoming president and that means a lot.
>>68756791
those odds for trump are horrible
so, once you get good at bet, you can actually win a lot of money on this? or do you win as much as you lose?
poland moneyline FH
also, alternate spread of -1 poland at +180
Hey you cunts, if you dont stop overflowing onto /pol/ youre going to get the same in return.
>>>/pol/78037549
>>68758108
Obviously not a threat, but just a fact.
They will start coming here to bet, and they will bring memes.
I'd rather have Trump as president than Hillary
>>68756791
Terrible. USA simply wont win and those Trump odds are shocking
>cle
pmsl nice one Euan lad.
>>68758915
RIP CLE
Euan literally CANNOT stop losing pmsl
Need to be on germany
>>68759071
very droll
>yfw Donald Trump gets the sympathy vote and wins just like the Jo Cox effect
[email protected] in play
also why have the goals stopped elfsborg/norr
CLE SUCH a meme team
>Analysis
>Rare public tip.
kek
nth for Juveguy STILL hasn't posted why he can't find employment
>>68759228
Has nothing to do with /bet/. Don't want to face the long arm of the janitor
>>68759192
Almost instant /bet/ magic
>>68759192
OTP 111111
What is THE site to follow scores for meme leagues like Finland Division 4
>>68759318
bet365.com
Need 2 or more Norr goals pls
>>68759352
Not all games are on there sadly
>>68759318
I can keep you updated next time I play in my div 4 team
>>68759539
Who do you play for lid?
Cle pushing HARD, -0.25 might me worth
Haven't won a bet in so so long. Glad to see cle losing zzzzzz
>>68759638
I used to play for KJV/ Kanu but they are div 5 now
>>68759771
ok, but who do you play for now?
>>68759713
kek
>>68754444
Better than these guys.
>>68759827
no one, I lied
>>68759859
CANNOT win a beet
>>68759713
tip top kek
>>68759771
You should fix some matches for us, once we leave the EU we'll make sure we get a finnish meme trade deal
>tfw you had an unhealthy number of greasy fivers on Germany -0.5 FH
>>68754444
Australian sex party?
Also UK is staying sorry la
HASS IS ON FIRE
YOUR TRADERS ARE TERRIFIED
Hass can you do a one pound =====> lots of pound challenge
NORRKOPING GOAL WHEN
>>68754444
What site lets you do all that political betting? the shit Im using only has brexit and US election.
>>68759984
Cringe
Rebacking Germany -1 They're smashing em
>>68760192
-1 asian handicap for germany means that if they don't score I get half my money back? If they score I wun the odds?
pmsl milking every penny out of that Elfsborg game
>>68760192
Yeah, had some on FH, also re-backing. Müller also needs his goal after hitting the woodwork twice and assisting the first.
I want to go all in on the beast, should I do it?
>>68760043
never, FUCK
>>68760316
Nah, imagine scores are reset to 0-0 and Germany needs to win by 2 goals for your bet to come in. If they only score 1 more (and don't concede) it's a refund.
>>68760480
Thanks
>>68760419
PEN
Goff was right about Ukraine, they're all over Poland
>>68760526
7777777777777
9999999999999
>>68760535
They're out regardless of the result and since his tip was to qualify I'd say he was wrong
Can't even imagine how greasy you are, would love to test your weak little chin
>torasangel tips
>not on jew365
>neither game had 1 minute injury time
Fuck
TorasAngel SO fit
Answer my question numales
fuck forgot to bet
everyone should be EW punting on The Wealerdealer in the 7:00pm at Newton Abbot. if you can still get 7.0 then well done.
WILL GRIGG'S BANG AVERAGE Your defence is quality & is easily dealing with Conor Washington who's ahead of him and WILL GRIGG'S BANG AVERAGE
>>68761249
Autism isn't tolerated on bet.
>>68761249
I'm sure that probably sounded better in your head lid
>>68761287
you should leave then
>>68761198
Why?
UP SO MUCH from Rapid Vienna
>>68761287
>>68761343
Pmsl GOFFED
>>68761357
Haha
need germany corners like memes
>He thinks England won't face Portugal
It's written in the stars
>Götze
OUT
>>68761666
0-0 England loses penalties
screencap this
Polan
>>68761666
Hope so, love to give them a slap for 04 and 06.
>>68761573
this, need some /bet/ magic
>Ukraine to qualify value at 1.5
>Go out with 0 points and no goals scored
The absolute state of Goffy
>>68761707
>thinking TSU will score
pmsl
>>68761858
Same lid. Can NOT stand them.
>>68762016
>thinking Englel wont choke
pmsl
>>68761573
got on germany -5, that's out the window
Havnt seen bt in the voice chat for the last 4 days, getting worried tbqh
>>68762055
Nation of shithouses pal.
Sell my ass for corners
>>68762102
6 corners in a row right now dont worry
>tfw you fell for the meme and went on Germany -1 at HT
>>68762402
you fall for every meme this general has to offer tbqh
On over 3 goals for HalsenIF v Odd III for a smed.
Odd are one of the league's top goalscorers with 33 goals and have conceded 21. Halsen have scored 21 but conceded 18. Top scorers for both teams are starting too.
>>68762402
Why the fuck would you do that? NI been tough as nails and whole tournament has been low scoring
NEED Ukraine to tie this game like sex
>>68762451
Thanks Soccerway
Is 2nd half injury time > 5 minutes in Croatia-Spain free money due to muh Croatian ultras?
>>68762527
teamsheets lid, Lauritsen, Bjorneboe, Istre and Eftedal are all playing today
1
>>68762643
Thanks fotball.no, they play pretty much every match
>>68762587
Going to hold off a bit but might get in on this, odds @ 13
NEED a German goal like air
>>68762714
13 where? 6.5 at 365
>>68762688
Good luck if you follow!!
UKRAINE has 66% ball control vs Polish 34% yet they're losing
>>68762746
>muh possession
>>68762746
Wow this is so rare! It never happens!
>>68762746
Crazy
>>68762746
Strange post
>>68762732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Id5jMKQh0
so so true, pmsl
>>68762746
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mueller needs to score a fucking goal
>>68762922
That's considered a rich persons car in Europe?
>>68762746
crazy how nature do that
>>68762922
All the rich girls at my school drive a Mini
What's the most a /bet/ has won? I want to try this but I'm afraid most of the people win big get lucky. Is anyone here making a living off /bet/?
>>68762746
Not sure if le epin b8 but Leicester conceded 60 or more % possession most matches and still won the league
Englel spent 99% of their match in Slovakia's half and still couldn't win
>>68762714
fucking 3.35 on unibet
>>68762922
No thats the I have this on finance, call me princess and I do lemo off of peoples willies on the weekend
>>68762986
no
but a lot of privileged girls aged 18-23 tend to go for this kind of car payed by daddy's wallet, dont ask me why
>>68763027
Bet they don't ride your mini
>>68763083
Kek
>AMOKO
NEED AMOKO TO WIN
>>68763273
>>68763209
this, put on my wives son's life on them
>>68763273
>>68763209
spoopy
>>68763289
His father will be furious
>>68763061
Do NOT like seeing this flag along with such posts.
>Boo FK
Spooked me lads
>>68763321
his gang will probably keep me as their bitch for the next decade
t-thanks for the tip
>>68763289
Only put a small one on when I remembered they were already in-play. Got an absolute shite price.
NEED a big win soon. Wife's son wants to start uni and needs cash for his place.
>>68763209
>>68763273
my wife and her kids are going to get kidnapped, raped and tortured by Loan Sharks in front of my very eyes if they don't win
>>68763351
They should be loosing, rats costing me my bet
>>68763368
Trade memes for your losses
>>68763424
Maybe I will steal some memes from the meme supplier I work at
Scribbly about to smash this shit.
Also what happened to tips having to be verified? Seeing loads of non-verified tips counting towards the competition.
>>68758146
Betting is degenerate, I'm pretty sure.
>Gauthiod miss their penalty
>Amoko still haven't scored
cbfa anymore.
so will croatia tonight?
>>68759868
Jesus christ, I've only had pennies on Englel and even then I'm upset at their performance. I'd be stomping kittens and beheading strangers if I had that kind of money on the useless cunts.
>>68763722
>3/10
>4/10
fucking retard pmsl
>>68763064
>>68762733
at bwin
>not backing croatian degeneracy at these odds
EDGES are ten-a-penny… there’s any number of ways to approach a market and still be right but the ultimate edge is knowing yourself and understanding your own boundaries and more importantly your mind. On top of this having a systematical approach to placing and managing your trades in the markets, it becomes it’s own kind of ‘edge’. And so execution of your move becomes EVERYTHING!
>>68762986
No, just a "omg so pretty daddy pls buy it for me" spoiled white girl car.
>>68764021
Peter? Sounds like Peter.
>>68764069
so CLOSE
not a fan of this new "lose every bet" meme
>>68764009
will this be inplay?
>>68759868
>>68763965
some britfag was literally going to an hero today in the last thread as he lost his £2k+ savings on england and had rent to pay in a week. i wonder what happened to him
>>68764086
you get used to it
>>68763963
what, lose?
probably, no modrić and ćorluka and loss is even more acceptable for us because we would end up third and play against wales I think, which is a far better option then france or italy
that is if the hooligans don't kill the ref tonight just to kick us out, they've been announcing that all day
>>68764109
I am not sure, hope someone else can answer your question
>>68764167
sorry, meant will croatia score*
What is everyone doing with the Spain game? I've settled on Czech DNB @1.72. If they lose, Turkey ACTUALLY ends 3rd place, which will NEVER happen.
>>68764141
it hurts
Have a 4 multi for germany, poland, czech, spain wins
Should i cash out at 3.2 rn? Bet a tenner
damn, saw inplayman make an in-play bet, didn't even have time to post it before it went through.
>>68764255
please DO NOT shill twitter tipsters
>The guy who battered his little daughter to death on the news.
>>68764255
Inplayman pls go
>>68764237
no way czechs will lose this one
as for cro-spa game I have my money on spain even though del bosque will make some changes in the squad, croatia is just terrible without modrić
Exploding with rage. I think I need to hurt someone.
Who posted the Amoko tip yesterday?
spain XI unchanged, croatia without modric, what is the bet on them tonight? win to nil or can croatia score? or is anyone on under/overs
>>68764309
This. Pay me back or face the consequences IMMEDIATELY
>>68764281
why would you abuse and murder your loli daughter like that? should of been kissing and cuddling her not hurting her :(
Do Croatia qualify even if they lose?
I hope you all got on The Wealerdealer :)
>>68764309
>getting on a Latvian 2 Lyga tip posted by anyone other than myself
You deserve this tbqh
>>68764342
Yes Croatia have qualified.
>>68764008
>>68763722
yeah i'm a fucking retard, didn't want to lose 3rd place
>>68764360
Shame I only put 20p on it
>>68764403
Thanks cunt
>>68764437
any win is a win my man
Croatia have basically given up, 4 players including modric has been reeted with spain playing a full squad. Spain is easy money
>>68764360
Fugg I forgot
Combined Spain DNB with Czech DNB for a nice 2 odds. Free money lads.
>BASIBOOMSEUROTIPS
>863%
>>68764522
Why are you DNBing Spain?
>>68764564
they dont have to win doe
>>68764522
how does dnb work in combi?
>>68764614
how it works normally
>>68764546
PMSL forgot all about this, I must be pretty high in the rankings surely
Shaking in bed waiting for a Amoko goal, the Green hue of bet365 covering my bed and the surrounding area like a sweet meadow where young lovers would happily lay.
But this is no time of joy, the clock is slowly reaching half time and yet there is no goal. I begin to sweat, praying to each diety for one goal.
It doesn't happen.
"Fucking potato niggers" I scream at my phone, cursing the cuckold that tipped it (>>68739379). My wife awakens angrily, "Stop shouting you'll wake up my son" she says with venom. It is too late, cries began to seep in from down the hallway, each whimper triggering my wife.
"You worthless piece of shit, I have work in the morning and you wake me and my son up because of your habit" she says whilst getting out of bed "I don't have time for your shit anymore I want you gone in the morning, you'll never amount to anything." Slamming the door as she leaves the room I sit in silence, "Am I really this pathetic?" I think to myself, my head racing from all my recent losses.
I stand, grabbing the snowglobe I had bought my wife for our sixth month anniversary and I follow her down the hallway to her sons room.
Blood and immatation snow is now staining the cream carpet, my wife's son is looking on in horror at the scene that has just unfolded. The faint sound of Peppa Pig can be heard under his screams, I turn to look at my bleeding wife "Who's going to amount to nothing now Janet?".
>>68764638
just above me pal
Betmamba has dece banter desu
>>68764651
>same story
zzz shite. Make a new one
GAMLA GAME GOAL PLS
>>68764693
Could just write your biography
>>68764635
If one of them draws the bet is off entirely?
If one of them loses and one draws the bet is lost entirely?
Anyone know some kind of bet win dance? Like rain dance but for winning bets
>>68764651
don't you ever forget who took your money and made you a monster you are today
Just did my Gematria calculations and Illuminati research while using part of my psychic intuition and it all points to Brexit happening regardless of what people will vote and the polls will be rigged in favour of it
>>68764723
/bet/ magic is real
>>68764735
if one selection is a draw it is removed from the acca. if the other team wins the bet loses.
>>68764756
Exactly the opposite is going to happen
>>68764736
BITCH DAB BITCH DAB
if any of u go for the dnb acca just take the asian 0.0 on both teams instead of the dnb, it gives you better odds and basicaly the same fucking thing
>tfw /bet/ threads always look fun
>tfw too responsible to start gambling
Reminder that I have NEVER profited in life
>>68764651
zzzzzzzz Paki detected, begging you to go get some ESL lessons from BT to improve your atrocious spelling and grammar.
>>68764908
nobody needed reminding of this
Halsen REFUND IS INNNNNNNNNN
>bad betty
>>68764908
being a good gambler is a talent and skill, maybe you just aren't cut out for it
>>68764908
Do you know why that is?
>>68764614
>>68764564
DNB cause I don't FULLY trust Spain. Croatia can be surprising at times.
If one of the two DNB's becomes a draw, it will void on the betslip and the odds will disappear, the other stands.
>>68764995
think i've got the short end of the stick in terms of luck
>>68764911
what do you expect from someone doing chemistry in uni fella, juveguy is the paki here
>>68765026
If you really believe that you're probably not gonna make any profit in the future either
>>68765028
huh
Official thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9I_Y13Qj6A
>>68765028
Agreed.
Over 2 in the Czech game is the ONLY bet you should be making tonight
>>68765026
buy a horseshoe
>>68765075
Bad bet. Spain might only make one and I would not be 100% sure that Croatia manages to score.
Large on FH unders.
Dream the meme lads
>>68765095
Please learn to read before you @ me again you dirty Paki
>>68765103
on this as well 1.50 odds
>>68765103
under what? 1.5?
>>68765075
Okay Rasheed.
>>68765129
combination for both games?
>>68765075
BTTS and O2.5 @2.7
>>68765143
Yeah 1.5
New info about CRO squad: manager will start without modrić, ćorluka AND mandžukić, with at least four literal whos in the starting 11
spain with their strongest team, they want that first place really bad
>>68765103
check turkey only?
>>68764253
Nah, you're good. Have the same bet.
>>68765213
shaking
>>68765213
Corluka is starting you mong. Don't ever think of posting here again.
>>68765221
Med on Spain
Spain SPESH STEAK
Small on SH injury time 4 minutes @ 5
Turned 3.43 to 29.97
>>68764341
Degenerate
>>68765401
turned 24 to 0 today
>>68765401
How
who /nonce/ here?
Who /Czechovers/ here?
How amused will you be if Goffy's nap for the tournament and his tournament outsider tip both get eliminated in groups with no points and no goals scored?
>>68765401
Turned 37.50 to 0
Need one eskillsmine goal pls
Turned 260 to 0.
Turned 415 to 0.
>>68765454
Won some bets
>>68765440
>>68765611
>>68765657
>>68765685
>>68765738
Damn
>>68765494
Likely
gonna delete my posts, don't want to be part of this gimmick
Why haven't Spain scored yet ffs
>>68765768
Implying you're not a gimmick
>>68765810
are u a wizard
It begins
>>68765810
?
cheeky morata first goal pays off
>>68765810
nice one lad
fuuuuuck
cash out
>>68741485
SO green, tears if you weren't on
>early goals
FH unders BTFO
Fuck Turkey.
might just top myself if u1.5 fh loses
Le early goals
>>68766130
just cunt out and put it all on u2.5
jesus
ECSTATIC. put my final pound onto this
>>68766355
Can not wait to laugh at this
>>68766355
The level of autism needed to keep this dreadful gimmick up is astounding
>>68766355
nice doubles pal
fuck germany
Been trying out how well I can do in the lower nordic leagues, managed to turn 5.94 into 42.25
>we live in an era where the shrewd are mocked
need spain corners
Spain won't score another, i guarantee you that
>>68766611
>betting on team corners
Far less hassle just going for match corners tbqh
>>68759192
Hope people got on
First basketball game is in. Also Poland. Pretty good night so far, hope Spain doesn't disappoint.
Begging Hass to post a non-Euro tip on his 863% yield account and see if people jump on just because of his big yield
Hass please change your profile pic
Will Croatia chimp out and give us a good amount of extra time on the second half?
Why does everyone back Czech Republic - a side whose leaders are 35 yrs old players, did not create a single chance against Spain and a draw vs Croatia was more like gift from Jesus?
>>68767322
Have you watched turkey ever?
>>68767321
Look at how many police there are in the Croatia area. I wouldn't bet on it.
>>68767322
>turkish living in britain
>>68767322
Good hindsight.
>>68767345
Its from TT lid, some pseudo with negative yield trying to act like he is shewd for backing Turkey when the match isn't over and Czechs are outplaying them.
NOO FUCK YOU CROATIA
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CASH OUT MY FUCKING U1.5 FH
FUCK THIS I'M NEVER GAMBLING AGAIN
FUCK YOU SPAIN
cool
I was already celebrating my under 1.5 FH meme bets
P M S L
OF course it ends 0-1
>>68767607
Literally contemplating it and they score
>the absolute state of /bet/
>betting on Spain when they don't need to win
Lmao
Should have only had small on Spain lads.
The meme survives.
>>68766355
not so fast
Croatia goal or Spain?
>>68766355
thank god the village idiot can always be laughed at
Down juveguy's entire monthly budget
>>68765310
>>68765268
>>68765213
>>68765103
>>68765129
>>68765143
>>68765095
Hmmmm ah yes great 'bets' you have here
>>68767027
Will do so if Spain win this 2-1 desu
>>68766093
>>68766355
and juveguy loses again
>>68767748
look at this shit. i'm just so fucking unlucky. this better would've probably won if spain managed to defend better for two fucking minutes.
so pissed
>He wasn't on over 1.5 FH in the Spain game
Absolute amateur hour in here
>>68767858
Well I won't actually do so obviously.
>>68767192
Will change it tonight
PLEASE can someone lend me a fiver
Dark dark day lads. Sirens in the background. Wife's son is on the floor with a bloody face. Wife is on the floor next to her boyfriend. Not sure what to do with them. Down insane but prison is -ve. NEED to run.
>>68767819
>FH unders on the Turkey game senpai
>>68767819
Forgot matches were 45 minutes long.
>>68767932
LOVE this gimmick
REBACK SPAIN?
>>68768011
strange post this
>>68767858
>>68767928
But it won't come out of your Euro tip profit so it does nothing with regard to helping or hindering your chance in the contest, I just want to see if people will blindly follow a massive yield without recognising why it exists
>>68767932
>this old meme agaim
Corners is THE best for Spain
>>68767885
>EVER smashing overs in a Spanish game
>it won so it was a good bet
Memes and dreams
>>68768090
>spain
>not england
>>68766355
AWWWWWW
>>68767932
I'll let you bet with one of my fivers m8 and if it wins I'll lend it to you
CHECK TURKEY U3.5 GOALS @ 1.25 HUGE VALUE
>>68768171
OK i'm researching a tip ty
Won 4/6 tennis bets today. Owe Juve a fiver.
Shit, didn't realize Unibet has riskfree bets for all the Germany games. Juveguy you can send me the referal link next week and I'll create an account.
Juveguy, there's the pastebin for gambling addiction/ suicide hotlines on the OP. Just so you don't forget, looks like you could use someone to talk to.
>>68768223
if you changed your namefaggotry to "gibfiverpls" I'd actually have a bit more respect for you
lost 150 euro over the past 6 months
everytime I won I'd just gamble more
Gonna go get a job now
Then gamble some more, or maybe not I'll see
>>68768171
Argentina -1
>>68768470
BadBetty
>>68768058
I don't willingly want some silly sod to lose his tenners cause of me desu
Anyway the TT userbase isn't THAT clueless
Does anyone know the result for PKKU - Inter Legarus? Ended more than an hour ago.
>>68768492
Good luck m8
Croatia worth a small
>>68768634
Waiting for 365 to settle it for me, but on their facebook they won 7-0
Had them half time full time, which I can imagine came in with that scoreline
>>68768470
Betting while having a job is -EV. You have less time for research, and you'll just lose your hard earned money. Losing money that you worked for hurts more.
>>68768709
Trip solely for identity
>>68768634
0-7. Lazy cunts
>>68768751
HOW do I get a trip
>>68768709
thank you. it WON'T lose
>>68768734
0-3 HT.
I had 8-0, 9-0, 10-0 correct scores pmsl
>>68768799
Nice one fella, now to wait for the jew to pay me my winnings
Heavy, I was expecting a scoreline like that to be honest.
>>68768837
>not watching the football
beta
Yeah Argentina looks like a nice good night bet tbqhwy
how do i fix the money i am losing on spain and chech?
>>68768972
so SO many people wearing North Face jackets these days
>waiting for Croatia's fans to chimp them once again
>>68768972
Genuinely enjoyed that Juve. Well done.
>>68769117
put your trip back on juve
>>68769018
spain to score 80-89
>We've been voted against 70 times! 70 times!!
Get this moron off PLEASE
>>68768972
Not an argument
>>68768734
>>68768752
>>68768799
Cheers, got small bets on 7-0, 8-0, 9-0 & 10-0 and a fiddy on HT/FT. Good tip. I found out PKKU plays their games on a pitch near my childhood home where I played numerous times as a kid.
Thanks for reading my blog
>>68769221
Out of how many thousands of times? So fucking stupid
turkey wad de fug :D
How the fuck have Turkey scored twice?
CZECH EM
>he didn't bet on corners
>>68769557
I only bet on losing bets
thunderous applause
If we leave the EU does that mean we won't be able to play in the next Euros?
>>68769638
please be nibs
>>68769638
if you leave eu does that mean i can't use bet365 anymore?
Dnb was safe they said, Spain will win they said. Why am I such a fucking addict?
Good luck with Spain, though.
>>68759868
>based england bringing home the bacon
he's being sarcastic Hans he didn't actually make the 2.5k bet
PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY
>>68769676
mackers seems to think gambling taxes will be enforced if we vote to leave pmsl
standard left wing mouthbreathing rhetoric
NO ERA PENAL
Where were you when HASS won the TT tipping comp?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>68769768
:D:D:D:D
SURRRRRRRRRREAL
lmao
The keeper was halfway to midfield on that....
>mfw
>>68769987
Happens all the time, it's a joke
PMSL
based Srna, so much passion. Slow as fuck though
Jesus Christ not again
If we leave, we wont be able to buy Kinder Bueno's
No 3rd goal is at 2 in Turkey, seems like a fair price
>>68769775
Mackers is a tory boy and it was Labour who got rid of sports gambling tax
>Communist Party of Russia claims national team need Stalinist mobilization after loss to Wales
based
>Clive making NBA jokes
>That Curry joke
>#ESP have conceded their first goal at the European Championships for 735 minutes.
ONLY when my bet's on the line. jesus christ
>>68770081
Now you have my attention
>>68769117
I posted that a few weeks ago, Juve is a dirty little leech
Reminder that the shrewdest man on /bet/ is voting remain
>If 4 minutes of injury times comes in it'll all be ok
>>68770362
Juve?
>>68770362
Jamboree hasn't declared m8
>>68770362
Thought Juveguy was voting to exit?
>>68765571
Turkey vs Wales looks like the likely QF now, Goff could still be right on Turkey QF
>>68770538
likely last 16*
4 minutes of injury time GUARANTEED
16-0.. Me, a grown man got beaten by kids on a stupid computergame called counterstrike. I am legitimately upset that i got owned so bad and start calling the children niggerhackers. What is wrong with me? I check on my bets and hope to save whatever is left on my night. Turkey scored twice. The meme bet lost on spain. Spain is not winning. My face feels wet, i don't know if it's sweat or tears. SPAIN GETS A PENALTY!! OH MY GOD AT LEAST ILL WIN SOME.. oh. I'm sure it's tears now. As i leave the office and head for my room, i see my wife's son in the kitchen. He and his arab friends are drinking my Glenfiddich 40yo mixed with diet coke. "Ey Steve, are you crying? Ha he's crying look at him!" Blind with rage i still manage to grab my AR15 from my gun cabinet. I walk back to the kitchen, open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>68770684
>▶
no meme arrows no story
>>68770681
Me on the right
>>68770684
That was horrible. Don't even post in my thread again.
me losing bets should be made illegal
VOTE LEAVE
BORIS
O
R
I
S
MEMES
ooooooooooo shit
HOLYSHIT
ABSOLUTE SCENES
>>68770819
Yo, my sauna's still warm. Should I go put more wood in to the oven or what?
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>sPAIN
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
imagine betting on spain
If only England had finished first, we literally would have avoided Spain, Germany, France, Italy, Portugal until the final. Fucking kek
Clint Dempsey to score and USA to win +1000
>>68771166
So Wales to win the Euros?
>>68771166
Englel isn't gonna make it to the final, no matter who.
>3 minutes
HOW GOD HOW?!
>not laying Spain
Gonna have to beat Italy, Germany, France, Croatia/Belgium pmsl
>>68771166
If we play hope for no penalties :^)
>>68771346
Can't wait to back 0-0 and Portugal on penalties
>>68770684
FFS Belgium. That was the most confusing story ever.
>>68771166
>Portugal
Portugal will win their group and get an easy ride to the final
>England would unironically have had one foot in the final if they finished top of the group
JUST
Croatia have fucked me out of so much of my hard earned this past week.
Here's hoping their fans get them thrown out...
38 to 0 challenge today completed
>>68771600
If only Donaldo was benched, he's been missing everything. We actually have a decent team
Croatia @ 9.6 genuinely value desu
Thoroughly enjoyed todays games. Going to bed with a smile on my face.
>>68771904
No they were value at 18/1 not anymore
Fuck me, who's watching Eng v SI
PLUNKETT
L
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K
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T
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>>68771904
Pmsl you're a bit late you mong, 9.6 is probably the shortest price they will reach until/if they win their next match
Up £50 thanks to Croatia, now to either bank it and quit while i'm ahead or carry on, the life of of a gambler...
>>68771987
Plonked
>>68771984
? They're now on the good side of the draw, they weren't this morning. Literally just beat the best side in the tournament without their best player
>>68772096
Well obviously it's their shortest price you utter mong, because they've just been put on the good side of the draw. Why does that mean it is no longer value?
>>68772157
>>68772254
Because them being on the good side has been priced in you drooling little sixth former. Go check the Betfair graph and see how much that winning goal made them shorten.
Well, here we go with Argentina -0.5 @ 2.25. Hope they don't fuck me over like Spain
>>68771984
>>68772096
TEARS into 9.2
>B-B-B-B-BUT it's not value!!! it's not value!!! they were longer at a previous point so any shorter price now isn't value!!!!!!
I bet you're voting remain too you seething student mouthbreather
Post your books lads
>>68772102
Ride the high
>>68772308
LAY @ 9 LAY @ 9!!!!!!
post slips please you gormless basement dwelling remaniac mongrel
>>68772422
The sad thing is this isn't even a nibs attempt
>>68772578
If you genuinely didn't think 9.6 was value to back, why aren't you laying @ 9? Put your money where your mouth is boy
>>68772481
What is this shit about. Laying and backing. PLEASE teach me.
>>68772674
I just posted my book, I'm already on Croatia at a much better price than 9.6
>fell for the Germany -1 meme
>fell for the Spain meme
>fell for the Czech meme
Croatia into 8.8. Thoughts, Lee?
>>68772754
Not an answer. Why aren't you laying them @ 8.6?
>>68772850
Pmsl please post your book or a slip showing how large you are on Croatia given that you were the one who claimed 9.6 was great value. Why would I want to lay something that is more or less correctly priced when the chances of it happening roughly correspond to the price? I'll just sit pretty here with a lovely green on them already my friend. Post slip please.
>this format
Are you ready for the meme round?
Corr knockouts look exciting. NEED Spain out. NEED someone to upset France so England don't meet them.
Decided to take a day off from betting today.
Decided to write down all of the bets I liked the look of
All 9 of them lost
Would have been down £500 today lads.
Dont be afraid to just have a day off
>>68773303
Kek
Argentina -0.75 and NYRB +0.5
>>68773303
It's nice to have a day off, I do after a big win because I usually get too cocky
Want to bet so large on Argentina but im afraid of of USA meme magic. Based messi will surely deliver...
Vila Nova
Luverdense
Palmeiras
Argentina
>>68773874
seconding luverdense, it's a nice bet for the odds you can get
>>68773874
CRB
What's the bet for the Colombia - Chile game?
>>68774020
on that as well
so many bets in America tonight tonight I can't keep track
Whats the better bet lids for Argentina / USA
Argentina + BTTS YES @ 3.50
Argentina - 1 @ 2.25
Argentina -1 is THE bet for tonight, yeah
>>68774144
Argies -1
>>68774230
yes.
If it loses it's because I've consciously warped reality via backing a bet
>>68774230
Oh fuck, I felt so safe. Now that juveguy is endorsing it, I am fucked
Imagine considering yourself shrewd and not putting your whole roll on Portugal now for a lovely green come semi final time.
CRB
Palmeiras and
Argentina - 1
is my last surviving £5 treble of the night, fucking blitzed on spain and czech rep. i put the bet on at 19:50pm if it helps anyones nerves, ie before jiveguy tipped it because thats made me unsure about it too
Hey guys, I don't know if you remember my post from last week, I needed to make 2000 dollars to cover all of my bills for the month, and I was overdue on a bunch of stuff.
I got paid yesterday and made the roughly 2000 I was looking for in one day, thanks for all of your help.
>>68774837
Hate these success stories
>>68774837
well done family
>>68774837
I remember but how?
>>68774837
ain't betting marvelous? literal free money
I think The Villages are a little too long but wait and see how they start off
England are FUCKED
>>68774837
Well done mate. Glad it worked out for you. How did it work? I remember you saying tennis.
>>68775576
you can chuck five of those pounds over here
>>68775650
I can, but I wont.
Youll just lose it.
You need to learn to gamble better
>>68775650
This meme AGAIN
>>68775688
NOT a meme. Genuinely in need of money
Iceland
Hungary
Sweden
Ireland
Should I just go with the underdogs and hope for the best?
Starting to think Hass doesn't actually know how to properly post tips on tt.
>>68775692
talking BIG sense here pal
>>68775744
NEED to know your story m8. Do you work? Uni? Live with parents? What
>>68775744
Visiting my senile grandma tomorrow. Will try to subtly ask her for money.
>>68775704
kill yourself already
>>68775743
What did I do wrong THIS time?
>>68775744
I'll give you a tenner for a timestamped selfie
>>68775879
This, add to the faces of bet
Pmsl at playing instruments in the year of our lord.
>>68775797
shrewd ;)
thanks lads.
>>68775015
yes, you can never turn down free money. i'd had have to manage my money very carefully for a month to get back on my feet with these bills, and in one day i said fuck you and just got it all. nothing like it
>>68774992
>>68775586
you're right. wimbledon qualies and live situation reading. a big 5/1 on a 2nd set over after a guy failed to serve out the match (which i saw coming),a 2/1 on a set bet, some straights.
to top it off the lucky part was croatia over 1.5 live at 4/1 (60 min) and 5/1 (7 min), had already made 1200 by then so put the '200 left over' on that.
so there you go really, but i love the tennis action days. 50 matches at the same time ican make some shrewd bets but when that action isn't going on is where i get in trouble.
TLDR.
CANNOT imagine my winning percentage on TT after this Argentina game
>>68775849
Why can't you fill the time and current score in like everyone else?
>>68775879
This
>>68775879
>>68775906
You already have my FB
>>68775924
you should post live tips in /bet/
>>68775924
Nice one lid, had a field day today with Eastbourne Qualifiers and Nottingham mens. 4/6 for the day. Another 50 matches tomorrow.
>>68775928
Actually didn't know you could do this pmsl
>>68775850
Dat fucking finish
Also, those frets, whats their deal.
I know true temperment seemed to almost catch on a few years ago but looks like its faded into obscurity
Would recommend a small on Villages SW too
>>68776004
You really are a mong
>>68776089
It's too much effort when you tip in play. Surely most people can gather at which point in the game I tipped? Only a problem if you're looking at past tips really
bet365 are giving away free money pmsl
>>68775954
so earn yourself a free tenner then and post a timestamped photo of you
>>68776156
Everyone else on the website can manage it you lazy paki.
>>68776155
S7 is the only correct answer
>>68776079
bit worried that CRB has fewer shots on target
>>68776211
PMed Bobby Guerrero earlier and he reckons Green Archers are going to struggle to get 11 for this game because of unpaid wages
>>68776254
>he has a plastic phone
Say no more pmsl
>>68776255
Only takes the one shot on target to score :^)
>>68776215
Beneath me, this isn't /soc/
>>68776324
Nah Manchester is grim year round friend
>>68776282
If this is true, they will get in their uni kids and still win desu
Denis Novak is an Austrian tennis player. He is ranked 196. He plays Britain Daniel Cox tomorrow. Cox is 554th. Novak is at 2.08 on marathon. The bookies know something.
>>68776372
Actually, they wouldnt be registered.
>>68776404
>>68776404
>>68776404
new thread lids
>>68776401
Cox destroyed Thiemo de Bakker (ATP 127) 6:2, 6:1
>>68776401
nothing to do with that. bookies know that wimby uk wild cards are fucking shit...... except at wimbledon.
plenty of example of very lowranked brits beating more accomplished (relatively) players.
willis (5.00) over sugita
salisbury (2.20) over gianessi
corrie (1.90) over tommy paul
these are people who get LTA wildcards for a month and you never hear of them again until 365 days later.
>>68775705
genuinely interested if this is a valid way of profiting from gambling?
>>68776211
betting my last €4 blindly at any and all bets i see in this thread
