>letting the thread get archived edition
no good pictures +edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
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http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>>68739048
>no title edition
>No /bet/ in the title
>>68739086
i fucked up
you all deserve it desu
Killing myself tonight lads, got £200 left to my name and rent is due next week; gonna fuck a hooker raw and then eat so much takeaway before jumping off my building.
It's been fun lads, I was an idiot to bet on England
>>68739142
Where do you live? Want to check the news
>>68739142
>killing yourself over money
cant you claim benefits ?
>>68739142
post slip
SHAKING WITH RAGE. A non brit making a thread.
>>68739048
HOW MANY CORNERS WAS RUSSIA WALES?
LAMOKO/02 @1.75
Latvia 2 Liga
21/06/16 17:45
With a win here in Latvia 2 Liga, AMOKO/02 will climb to joint 2nd with Salaspils and trail closely behind current leaders Rīnūži, who they face next week. AMOKO/02 are the second highest scoring team in the league and have totally dominated their past two games with a 4-0 win against Olaine and a huge 7-1 against Dinamo Riga last Tuesday. Monarhs-Flaminko are a similar league position as Riga and their recent 5-1 victory was against Traktors who are sit abysmally with 1 point. With a win tomorrow, AMOKO/02 are in a great position to take the lead when they will play leaders Rīnūži next week.
Comparables -
Monarhs-Flaminko - Dinamo Rīga 2-1
Olaine - Monarhs-Flaminko 1-1
AMOKO/02 - Dinamo Rīga 7-1
Olaine - AMOKO/02 0-4
https://tipstertube.com/post/68842
PS - Hi /bet/, it's been a while.
>>68739379
*AMOKO
>>68739217
Portsmouth, I'll probably do it during the night so you'll see it in the local news tomorrow. Still deciding whether it should be by jumping or drowning.
>>68739239
Only JSA as I'm over 18 and have no dependents, I'd still be £2k in the hole though
>>68739303
pic related
>>68739537
>Dying and missing a WORLD bet from Euan
It's like you want to be bashed by the bookies
>>68739537
good bye anon
>>68739537
Mate money comes and goes, never bet more than you can afford to
>>68739511
praise allah
According to http://twitter.com a lot of England's players are playing badly, but my eyes are seeing England absolutely dominant.
>>68739686
Alhamdullilah brother
>>68739379
first time I hear about these teams
>>68739537
Don't kill yourself lid.
>>68739753
pmsl
>>68739379
You haven't evolved from prestaking Latvian 3rd tier yet?
>>68739537
Don't do it pham
>>68739537
NEED you to stay alive
>>68739537
Definitely jump , drowning sounds horrifying.
>>68739537
You can make it back, and more in time, don't do it
>>68739970
Nodding at this post
>>68739537
Know how you feel bro :/
>>68740086
No you don't you fucking cunt. You lost pennies on a lotto bet.
cunts couldnt even score one goal against fucking slovakia who's population consists of several inerconnected villages and donkey cart travel is the main source of transportation
>>68739753
>He hasn't made thousands with AMOKO handis and Overs
>>68739537
If your gonna jump, make sure you will actually die and not live as paraplegic lel
>People doubted me when I said the England game is going to be under and 0-0 at FT
>>68739537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngYwMsxJ4U
>>68740108
i know a slovakian girl and she is awesome and pretty and i want to marry her
>>68740177
It was only 1.55 for unders or I would of took it
>>68740313
Advise you to get tinder
>>68740317
Under .5 at HT was 1.98 senpai.
>>68739379
why cant i find these fuckers on unibet?
>>68739537
Don't do it fella, money isn't everything
>>68739537
I'll buy your account for £50
My wife's boyfriend is a dentist. I watch her get drilled an hour a month.
>>68739537
my mate did the helium asphyxiation method
>>68740400
VULTURE
>>68740358
Tinder is for sluts, my slovakian cuty is real and pure
>>68740375
I was surprised to see the Latvian Liga 2 on bet365, it's not on soccerway and if it's not there I pretty much assume it doesn't exist as a league.
>>68740513
zzz. His account is worth more to me and my £50 is worth more to him. Seems a fair deal.
>>68740554
First week betting? How many Jager bombs for the lads are you up?
>>68740554
Posted quite a few Latvian liga 2 tips
MUM I MADE IT
Euan can you a host a £1 to £100 challenge
England
From the bottom of my heart I applaud you.
Time and time again you deliver the LOLZ to everyone around the world.
Sincerely
an Irishman
>>68739379
sup lad, where have you been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN2EObs6QOE
Lads, is this, dare I say it, the sound of the summer.
(Other than Galantis obviously)
>>68740612
>First week betting?
It is, well guessed lad.
>How many Jager bombs for the lads are you up?
If you count the ones I've had whilst trying to get my model working then I'm down about 4 or 5. They're a special type of Jager bomb though, with Irn Bru. It's called a fannybomb, highly recommend it.
>>68739537
Sell your accounts to people for enough money to pay rent.
Stop betting forever.
>>68740751
talking big sense lid
Fed up of losing money on Hass tips.
Alright lads
£1 to £100 challenge is GO
Brazil : Serie D
Volta Redonda vs URT MG
>Half Time Result
Volta Redonda @ 1.95
£1 gets you £1.95 back
three outcomes win draw loss
bet on one of them 33%
bet on two 66%
just gonna bet on two outcomes from now on
found a way to beat the bookies lads bet on all three for safety
>>68740824
#ON with my last pound
>>68740751
Why would people buy your account? Seems a silly investment if there's no money in it.
>>68740864
so shrewd
Never mind, my bookie doesn't have that game :(
>funds should reach your account in 3-5 days
Filtering the terms 'Hass' 'Hassan' and 'paki' until my win rate reaches 75%+
>>68740890
nibs.
>>68740864
Bookies don't like him.
Find out his cheat to cheating the system
>>68740903
Same. Nigga get some other stuff.
>>68740824
Wanted to do a 10 to 1000 challenge for shits and giggles. I started last Friday, turned 10 into 100 and then put that on Croatia and lost it all on the same day.
>>68740922
Ha$$
>>68740824
I'm in.
You better be right bout this negro.
>>68740997
sounds like you sure did a challenge, a 10 to 0 challenge. haha!
>>68740922
H4SS
already had Volta FT on my slip haha
>>68740824
Can you give me an alternative bet PLEASE
>>68740922
p4ki
Not sure how this works but is this decent
>>68741038
With him here
>don't want a job
>can't make money betting
think I'll try and sell my body to the night, or join the criminal underworld or spend all my dole on lotto tickets
>>68741064
Would pay for/10
>H4ss filtering any criticism
>>68740922
Corner shop monkey
>>68741043
>>68741006
>>68741031
Thanks for the you's lids
>>68741103
all solid plans to be honest
>>68741038
Botafogo FH handi when it gets to -0.5
>>68741103
>tfw bi
>tfw would literally suck dicks for money
>tfw no idea how i would set this up in a way i don't get infested with the aids or stabbed
>>68741171
OK trusting you m8 with my last pound.
>>68741104
PLEASE give me helpful answers
>>68741172
Why don't you do gay4pay instead?
>>68741203
I don't know what that means.
Wish people would say more concretily "bet on x lads good tip" instead of "on medium game put wife's son on it"
>>68741243
cam sites lad
Damn the bookmakers are giving absolutely shit odds for u.5 @ fucking half time for Germany.
>>68741266
Aren't those sites usually filled with other guys?
I imagine the supply far outweighs demand.
>>68741299
As usual in life, be good looking and you'll be ok
>Hass already settling the tip as a win
KEK
>>68741339
My life got fucked the moment I was born ugly
>>68741410
pmsl at least you don't have a freakishly small head
>>68741410
pmsl can't say the same fortunately
Imagine not unloading your entire roll on Morata top scorer given how easy Spain's route to the final is.
>>68741410
Unlucky lad
>>68741507
Need to stake my bankroll on one of your tips any good ones upcoming?
>>68741434
pics NOW
Juveguy SUCH a ladies man
>>68741550
Not for the foreseeable future
>>68741299
nobody wants to see your skinny dick you little faggot
Reminder that ARP hasn't put up a tip in 10 (ten) days
>>68741434
Fell behind at work because I was just sat there TRYING to imagine what it must look like.
>>68741550
Legirus Inter simply do not lose tomorrow
>>68741410
zzzz men cant be ugly unless you are genuinely deformed.
be hygenic, fit, dress well and get hair that suits you
all these are things you are in control of
>>68741608
pmsl keep forgetting to turn my facebook private
>>68741434
I have a small head, it just makes my shoulders look wider desu
>>68741619
quality over quantity desu
>>68741634
>men cant be ugly
Have you not seen Juve?
PLEASE can you buy my mixes
https://www.discogs.com/artist/3033982-Eloquentia
im about to kill myself after so much on england tonight. is there a /bet/ cunts?
>>68741710
>one mix released on Armin van Buuren's label
You've made it lid.
I mean it has released millions of stuff but still :)
>>68741685
and he isnt fit or hygenic
>>68741846
fuck off
Getting a couch delivered lids today for my /bet/ set up courtesy of uwi blackbirds
>>68741904
>he hasn't had his eyebrows threaded
Not sure what sort of life you're living right now, mate
>>68741943
you are actually a piece of shit, really hope you get hit by a car and end up paralysed
>>68741976
forgot my trip
>>68741976
#eyebrows on fleek
>>68741933
How much did you win
Genuinely concerned about Albania desu. He's been on edge for a few weeks now and staked at least 800 euro on the wrong side in the PSG game by mistake. Not had a message or comment or like on tt from him either.
#PrayforAlbania
>>68742060
Hes fine
Taking a few days off to go back to his family.
Sister finishes her GCSE this week, so family dinner
>>68741609
Fuck off potatonigger.
>>68742052
4k, I was getting one anyway but this just sped up the process. need to grab another monitor still and a couple of framed things
>>68742204
How the fuck did you win 4k?
Gonna feel stupid if Raheel Manji wins.. Drifted to 2.62 as I was staking so I decided against it. Still don't feel comfortable betting on sports where odds drift so much.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4ow3uq/uwi_blackbirds_vs_rendezvous/
so, so shrewd
>>68742237
I got on at 3-0, rebacked large at overs6.5/8.5/11.5 and the goal right on ht made the dream.
>>68742237
Not him but max lay was 1.2k AUD and there were 14 first half goals.
Surely you can work out that people might have had a bit on.
>>68742316
>>68742319
I have no idea what you're talking about but ok.
Congrats.
>>68742319
>max lay
What dos that mean? max bet?
>>68742349
First week betting?
>>68742369
Yes.
>>68742319
What the fuck? I was getting £130 lays on AH and O/U and ~£200 on EH on a clean account
>>68742359
Zzzzzzz
Eurobet brought in the slugs.
Google is your friend.
>>68742399
Was getting 1.2k AUD on line and 2k AUD O/U. Guess they are more generous to Aussies pmsl.
>>68742400
I've been here for months and haven't quite grasped it.
Does it mean the same as limits?
I mean I know what laying is obviously but don't understand how it plays into max bets
>>68742442
Yeah I wouldn't expect to get that much with a fresh account on that game
>>68742442
Using the robot call bet thing? Only had a few hundred in my account anyway so wouldnt have made much difference to me
>>68742459
Max lay means max stake changes by the odds. Use your head.
>>68741171
>Botafogo FH handi when it gets to -0.5
It's at 1.45. Worth it?
>>68742459
It means the max amount the bookie will risk losing on a bet
>>68742280
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4oyy3o/england_wales/
bad day
>>68742512
[–]nqvinh94 2 points 6 hours ago
Wishing Luck 4U bros
Why is our """community"" not so nice and pleasant?
>>68742488
nah
>>68742527
fuck you juve
>>68742485
Yeah robot call.
Read an article in the paper the other day that the government wants to axe the robot calls which will fuck me royally.
NT state gov opposing it because the Euro bookies have their licenses their and state makes good revenue from online gambling.
Hoping for the best.
genuinely wondering if euan will make profit this week
>>68742527
because reddit is full of beta cuck males and 4chan is full of alphas
>>68740548
>woman
>pure
Ya nah
>>68742582
LOL
>>68741064
PLEASE help me
>>68742573
going to be tez if we have to call up and wait 30+ seconds for some wageslave to find the game
>>68742625
whats funny mate? can i come live at yours if i visit Finland?
ISN such shitbags voiding UWI overs
>>68742582
Climbed on top of my bunk bed to applaud this post
>>68742580
I've got him covered, for now
>>68742656
sure if my mom lets me have a buddy over
>We thought we'd let you know that as part of our fantastic Euros Bore Draw Money Back offer, your account has been credited with the stake(s) from the following losing bet(s) on Slovakia v England:
pmsl forgot about this
>>68742580
I can assure you my models have gone through rigorous testing over the end of last week and the weekend.
Each now has a strict 2-/3-variable system and I will not be posting outside this system. There was a solid MEDIUM bet today but I missed it because I was talking to my mum pmsl.
>>68742793
>>68742728
Mums so so so important
>>68742803
if by "important" you mean -EV, yes
>>68742678
>I've got him covered, for now
What did he mean by this?
Can someone post a tip fast PLEASE. I've got £1 left in my account and I'm eager to lose it
>>68742834
>His mum isn't the centre of his life and he doesn't bet on behalf of her
Scots
Giving you all free money.
Pablo carreno busta has won 1 set of tennis on grass in his whole career. Youzhny is @1.72 to beat him 2-0
I've gone full autism lads
Checked which results were needed to find out England's opponent next round, then used bookies odds to calculate the percentage of that happening
good luck playing Hungary m8s :^)
>tfw 13 possible scenarios where penalties decide the final standings
pls happen
>>68742853
suicide @ infinite value
no more suffering and only costs your life
basically a free bet
>>68743046
pmsl
>>68743046
Just do what you want to do cunt. /bet/ will always make fun of you.
>>68743046
Don't go near her
>>68743046
nibs
>>68742263
zzzz of course he won
>>68743103
is that what you tell yourself when your wife's son hides his shits in your cuckshed?
>>68743046
Did she only mention that she's a single mother after the dates and not beforehand?
If so you're getting fucked in the ass mate, get out of there before you end up literally becoming the definition of a cuckold
>>68743046
being a cuckold is more a mentality than anything, and in that regard, i hate to break it to you but you're already one, m8
>>68743135
>giving advice must mean your in the same situation
go to bed finland.
>>68743174
i really should
>>68743103
im not sure what i want desu
>>68743124
why?
>>68743145
she just mentioned it today and i said i wasnt sure and i will speak to her tomorrow
ffs lads ANOTHER day of wageslaving tomorrow. Just want it all to end tbqh.
Will complain again about how tez it is in the morning. xx
Hass. WHERE are the goals?
>>68743240
>she just mentioned it today
just imagine the other things she could be hiding from you
>>68743240
Single mothers usually aren't just looking to date. Be careful you know what you want out of the relationship and that she's on the same page
>>68742488
very likely coming in now, but 1.45 just wasn't good enough of a price
>>68743258
Pardon lid?
>>68743290
Volta game
>>68742938
1.80 on Skybet desu
>>68740824
>>68740824
WHY HAVENT THEY SCORED YET???
REEEEEEE
>>68742938
This legit lad
Gonna put all my money on it if it is
>>68743296
Need to make this tenner desu
Rball has me CONCERNED hass
>>68743362
please dont cop this, quality is shite
>>68743354
Can check my TT if you want. Tennistipster. I'll tip it later but it's good odds and likely
>>68743386
Cashout's looking v. v. tempting
>>68743312
v v worried
>>68742941
>0 replies
Cant believe I am the first one to try to say how sad this is
Also
>any model not based on xG
Why even bother?
>>68742941
Very very worried about you
>>68743419
Forgot pic
>>68743400
>implying I'd buy that with my greasy NOKS
>>68743426
>he doesn't base his model on xD and >.<
>>68743464
Fuck off, Hass
hate Hass so so much
kinder egg i posted from a couple of days ago has been snapping me pure filth lids.
to keep it /bet/ and /sp/ related, scotland is THE bet for the weekend -13 too generous
>>68743409
Right putting my last twenty on it if it loses I'm giving up on gambling
>>68743549
Probably better tips coming up wait a bit.
>haven't had any (you)'s since updating my filter
Very concerned over whether my mental state can handle this
>>68743534
vs Japan?
Did you watch the first game? Not sure on that one desu.
>>68743561
Fair enough will wait already following you on TT
>still 0-0
sweating atm for my 2 euros
>>68743595
this but unironically
>>68743426
>>68743432
Just think of all the 10NOKs you can put on Hungary to finish 2nd with this information
literally the second WORST challenge i've competed in this. not even the first tip's off the mark
Whole list of Wimbledon qualifiers tomorrow. Gonna be a good day.
>>68742319
Man. It must have been off the books shit that a bookie allows you a max lay of 1.2k AUD
off to /r/sportsbook, huffing and puffing
>>68743581
watched the first game, wasnt impressed by japan.
Scotland looked rusty but I'd blame that on the conditions, look at the set piece statistics in combination with possession and territory. Scotland were dominant even with the rust last game, see the second test being a blowout
Obviously it depends on what squad vern puts out but -13 is very tempting either way
Ibra to score @3 tomorrow, thoughts?
>>68743722
drugs
>>68743722
lend us a fiver?
>>68743722
lend juveguy a fiver
volta and urt half time result draw?
>>68743772
>>68743782
Sadly it's in cash
>>68743800
Only if you already backed Volta HT result
>>68743802
get a train ticket to London and go bait out Hass at Stratford westfield
>>68743826
Such a BAD tip baka
>>68742941
>>tfw 13 possible scenarios where penalties decide the final standings
But thats wrong. That only happens if the two teams that need to be seperated have drawn against each other (as H2H is the first tiebreaker) then goals scored in the matches between the two teams, then GD, then amount of goals scored in all group matches and ONLY after all that is penalty shootout used and even then only if the two teams that need separating are playing each other on the final night of fixtures. If they are not facing each other then they get separated by fair play record.
No result can see Portugal tied with Hungary after the tiebreakers are applied
No result can see Iceland and Austria tied after tiebreakers are applied.
>>68743802
Walk into a laddies and put it all on Wales to win the euros
Turn one pound into nothing challenge
>>68743802
Your story doesn't add up, you gambled away 2k like a degenerate but you still had 200 in cash? Why didn't you at least ATTEMPT to gamble your way up lol
What a day! Took part in two (great) challenges.
£10 ==> 0
£1 ==> 0
>>68743916
how many years since you last won a bet?
>>68743916
thought you were a big shot on tipstertube
what happened
pmsl even Botafogo FH handi doesn't come in. Good thing the odds were too shit to get on.
>>68743046
>Wife's son memes are real
>>68743901
Rent's due in a week, no way I could get back to £2k with that, there are no certain results with huge odds
>>68743916
i will lend you a fiver for a pic of your cock
>Kershaw wins vs Strasburg tonight.
Pretty epic match up. Thinking Kershaw o9.5 strikeouts is worth a bet if you're bored.
>>68743889
If you look at the fucking image, you can see that the 13 scenarios I mentioned are Iceland and Portugal or Iceland and Hungary drawing. Iceland drew 1-1 with both teams, thus H2H points, H2H GD and H2H goals scored are all the same. These EXACT scenarios also have points, GD and GS in all group matches equal. According to the Wikipedia page, it is at that point that a penalty shootout decides the winner.
Fair play record is only if 3 or more teams are tied after all tiebreakers and pens aren't an option.
DAC
>>68743937
Biggest win in the last week
>>68744006
Wait fuck
The "final night of fixtures" is where I fucked up. I just figured they'd play the shootout the next day in a different stadium. Which would be silly.
I'll remake the table tomorrow using Fair Play records instead ;_;
>>68743970
take your possessions and get a ticket to somewhere start a new life 2bh suicide would be a waste
>>68744017
kek
>>68744078
Told you.
shot on target :^)
>>68743722
Put it all on Poland eventual winner
Who watching Red Sox / White Sox?
PLEASE can someone lend me £1 for Hass' next challenge
ate a whole tube of jaffa cakes
>>68744137
enjoy your diabetes
>>68744099
I'm sorry anon. Will you ever forgive me?
Portugal currently has 2 yellows
Hungary 4
Iceland 5
looking good for Portugal desu
whats the next £1 to 0 challenge? cmon im starting to itch
Up on greyhounds today
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 14:57: Shlow Down Tina - Win
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 15:28: Coolchase Willem - Win
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 15:38: Foxy Rascal - Win
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 15:48: What A Man - Win
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 16:18: Bet At It - Loss (3rd)
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 16:27: Cu Sith Fifi - Placed
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 16:37: Zaazu - Loss (3rd)
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 16:47: Rathglassin Mag - Loss (3rd)
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 17:07: Gizmo Lightening Placed
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 17:22: Vienna Shimmer Placed
Was actually more fun than any soccer bet I've placed these days with the exception of the UWI game..
>>68743561
INSANE odds in an acca
Finally got an EU write-up done. Looking for an opportune moment to post it.
>>68744277
Would LOVE for it to win.
Posted so many tennis tips I can't wait for tomorrow. Either tears of joy or gonna murder wife's dog.
Shaking in bed waiting for a Volta Redunda goal, the Green hue of bet365 covering my bed and the surrounding area like a sweet meadow where young lovers would happily lay.
But this is no time of joy, the clock is slowly reaching half time and yet there is no goal. I begin to sweat, praying to each diety for one goal.
It doesn't happen.
"Fucking favela niggers" I scream at my phone, cursing the cuckold that tipped it. My wife awakens angrily, "Stop shouting you'll wake up my son" she says with venom. It is too late, cries began to seep in from down the hallway, each whimper triggering my wife.
"You worthless piece of shit, I have work in the morning and you wake me and my son up because of your habit" she says whilst getting out of bed "I don't have time for your shit anymore I want you gone in the morning, you'll never amount to anything." Slamming the door as she leaves the room I sit in silence, "Am I really this pathetic?" I think to myself, my head racing from all my recent losses.
I stand, grabbing the snowglobe I had bought my wife for our sixth month anniversary and I follow her down the hallway to her sons room.
Blood and immatation snow is now staining the cream carpet, my wife's son is looking on in horror at the scene that has just unfolded. The faint sound of Peppa Pig can be heard under his screams, I turn to look at my bleeding wife "Who's going to amount to nothing now Janet?".
>>68744266
Post tips next time Muhammad
>>68744567
good one
>>68739379
Also now priced on BF sportsbook, 1.7
>>68744567
BIG fan of your writing lad, keep it up
>>68744567
>>I stand, grabbing the snowglobe I had bought my wife for our sixth month anniversary and I follow her down the hallway to her sons room.
>Blood and immatation snow is now staining the cream carpet,
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68744567
NEED to use this when I'm dac again
>Adjustment Balance Check
What did they mean by this? I haven't even used my BV account for like a year
>I now have more money in my betvictor account than juveguy's whole bankroll and I don't even know why
>>68744567
Hitting home far too hard
>>68744638
thanks I'm on
>>68744634
>>68744657
>>68744676
>>68744705
>>68744721
Thanks lads, there will be more in the future.
>>68743738
Ibra is gonna get covered like a female muslim
Belgium win to nill tbqh
Made 6 tips. If 4 win. Will send Juve a fiver.
>>68745136
Post em
is /bet/ dominated by 'mericans and aussies at this hour?
>>68745147
No but you have my word.
I literally didn't check flags and it's all british, don't you fags sleep?
>>68745212
Nigga it's 1 o'clock. No work tomorrow. Might stay up a bit.
>>68745223
1:37 here in Canary
>reading though some /trv/ threads
>want to go away somewhere this summer
>friends all too poor to go anywhere
A-anyone from /bet/ want to go?
>>68745250
Would love a 3 day weekend in south France.
>>68745271
>go to france
what are you a woman?
>>68745250
Yeah m8, lads weekend in skeggy
>>68745212
Real winnners don't think about sleeping, Carlos
>>68745190
Okay :)
>>68745250
I would genuinely go with you yes.
Where are you thinking? I really want to travel some areas of northern europe.
>>68745250
check your snapchat lid
>>68745294
>Bringing back a meme that I swear everyone other than me and you have forgotten
wew lad
>>68745271
>>68745293
>poor people
>Volta score
reeeeeeeeee
>>68745294
'kay, Farage-senpai
>>68745250
Where you headed m8? Might tag along
>>68745212
I live on American time, work during late evenings and nights. That's my excuse.
>>68745289
WTF do you plan to do on holiday? I just relax, eat in some nice restaurants, see some monuments/famous things around the area. Best places to visit
1. Rome
2. Vatican city
3. Paris
4. Mallorca
5. New York
>>68745318
>>68745376
interailing round Europe, SEA, Central Asia, idk. Not much time left to plan and book things though. Anything I can do for a few k
>>68745322
wew lid. Forgot I did that. That account was still signed in on my phone. I was wondering why I wasnt getting snaps from qt grills
>tfw euan reads your message but doesn't reply.
thinking of ending it all tbqh
>>68745327
>Not being shrewd and saving money
What are you gonna do on your holiday that you cannot do in a ton of places that will cost you far less?
>>68745339
Finally
>>68745433
>>68745472
>>68745318
>>68745293
>>68745250
http://www.ladsholiday.com/
should help yeh find a place
>>68745271
Got a villa with a pool for a week with a few mates last year in a nice quiet village near Avignon, was actually really great. Oppede is the place I think.
Very quiet but picturesque and its nice to have a whole village or more less to yourself to get drunk in.
Would LOVE to do something like that again
>>68745440
whats euans snapchat??
>>68745433
meh already interailed a couple of years back, might consider doing it again tho desu
>>68745472
>being tight and not making the most of the opportunities allowed by the blessings of Denise Coates
>>68745501
t44tw
>>68745433
Don't come to SEA unless you have a lot of money to blow or love the degenerate life.
>>68745498
This tbqh. Do NOT need to go to Zante or Ibiza to have a good holiday. Only downside is lack of girls.
>>68745520
>opportunities allowed by the blessings of Denise Coates
Well if you're gonna do it that way then Barbados is obviously the choice.
Unless you want to go to Dublin.
>>68745433
Well I would come if I was single but I am spending most of summer pounding my pure little angel so no need to go desu.
>>68745429
>I just relax, eat in some nice restaurants, see some monuments/famous things around the area. Best places to visit
What the fuck are you a woman? of course you go to every festival there's and get shitfaced in each and every one of them
>>68745579
>18 year old
>>68745525
2/2. Sounds good to me.
Isnt the other countries much cheaper than Singapore tho?
>>68745556
Might go just to shake the hand of the UWI team desu
>>68745564
Just finished her GCSEs, yeah?
>>68745579
What island you on pal?
Fuck you, URT MG
>>68745579
State of some of you. "Lad culture".
>>68745597
>Just finished her GCSEs, yeah?
yes lid
>>68745597
SEA isn't just Singapore.
Go to Thailand, blow your cash on the cheap alcohol, drugs and girls.
Don't come to Singapore. It is really boring but it is a safe choice.
>>68745666
Which a levels is she doing m8
>>68745579
Degeneracy is NOT acceptable on /bet/
>>68745685
most of my tinder slags have only just turned 17 desu lid
>>68745667
Which one has all of those Chinese tourist rats
>>68745675
Chemistry, Biology and Business, feels SO good meeting a girl into science and not just doing meme subjects tbqh
>>68745667
Thats what I mean. Would go to Thailand, Cambodia, Viet, Myanmar, Laos to shake the hand of the Lao Toyota team, maybe Philippines. Travelled to any of those?
>>68745597
>What island you on pal?
Las Palmas de Gran Canaria
>>68745711
>business 'studies'
>not a meme
Pick one m8.
>>68745705
Yeah I match with too many girls who turn out to be 17.
Very concerning desu
>>68745685
>Degeneracy is NOT acceptable on /bet/
Amen to this
>>68745710
Chinese tourist rats visit Western countries m8. They don't come to SEA.
>>68745744
All of them minus Laos and Philippines.
>>68745788
Do what i do to assuage my guilt lad,i just keep saying that they're 18 until they stop arguing
>>68745711
Business is shit. Get her to do economics or history m8. Did both last year and very good subjects to have.
Rankings of best a levels
1.chemistry
2. Maths
3. Biology
4. History
5. Economics
>>68745748
Was there a few weeks ago. Was alright.
>>68745824
How much would I spend per week in those countries? Where do you recommend most?
>>68745835
Took 3 of these
Subpar math, science, and tech skills.
Tell me what to take at University.
>>68745900
PPE
>Spanish
Not madrid or Barcelona
>>68745880
Took all 5 lid
>>68745900
Just get a degree and do whatever. English literature.
>>68745880
Would love to know how your history A Level helped you land a gig as a trance DJ
>>68745900
whatever you want just study harder you lazy fag
>>68745975
>>68745900
Nothing. Get a job.
>>68745961
Didn't do History m8. Perhaps that would've helped
>>68745878
What do you want to do?
If it is sightseeing, Cambodia has plenty of hiking and temples and shit.
If it is food and shopping, Bangkok is pretty good. Thailand is also the center for the degenerate life.
Vietnam is pretty decent too as far as food and sightseeing goes. Isn't as cheap as Cambodia. Myanmar is cheap but I rate Cambodia higher.
>>68746032
Would love a sample
>>68746056
Mix of degeneracy, temples and shit, and just living somewhere else for a few days.
Never going to happen though ;_;
>>68745835
>do Maths, Physics, Chemistry, English, Modern Studies (dont think this is a thing in england) at Higher (~A-level, innit?)
>get to walk in to any uni course you want
Easy life. School was so easy :(
Biology is a meme
>>68746149
Thailand is just the place for you.
>>68746149
Nice 1 lid. What'd you do at uni then? Had an offer from Edinburgh but told em to fuck off.
>>68746149
>Never going to happen though
Why? Loads of people do this. Just do it in summer. Or are you too much of an addict?
>>68746297
Chem Eng. It's shite.
>>68746302
See >>68745250. I'll just go over and gamble with the locals on credit and come back uac anyway. I doubt they have Kolmonen models
>>68746149
>Higher (~A-level, innit?)
Higher < A-Level < Advanced Higher
You're right about the five highers getting you anywhere you want to though.
>Easy life. School was so easy :(
Damn right. Never study, get As. Wonder if there's cunts who do that in uni.
>>68746373
>Chem Eng
You might even get a real job one day, nice one lad.
>>68746373
Couple friends did that. It's like if you do chem and physics you automatically have to do chem eng.
>>68746411
>Wonder if there's cunts who do that in uni.
HIGHLY doubt it. Everyone in my class who do were are autistic losers. Others put in a lot of effort.
As for getting a job, I doubt it when I find out I've failed my exams. Going to be sucking off Nick Goff for an internship.
>>68746502
They were probably lied to like I was. No chemistry, some shite physics, tez maths.
Lovely chatting lids. Need to sleep. Got a dentist appointment at 10 tomorrow pmsl.
>>68746373
kek, i thought about going to strath for chem eng. but iirc their chem eng department burnt down the year i was making my choices
>>68746538
Lmao have a good one lad. Sure you'll get a drilling.
PMSL at that Ronaldo advert
Watching the new GOT then off to bed. Job interview tomorrow at 4 so can sleep till 12.
>>68746686
Where at lud?
wageslave life BEYOND tez.
>>68746804
Spice it up friend.
Think of all the sweet bets you can make with that money.
Wtb on dodgers game? Bored af tbqh
unsure why i am still awake tbqh
>>68748509
Because all your dreams have been crushed
Been using my free time at work to create a model for this Euro but the sample size is too small to be anything meaningful. Should I include the past Euro into my sample size?
>>68748572
No that would be silly. Qualifiers may be acceptable but even that I wouldn't advise.
>>68748509
unsure why you still gamble tbqh
>>68748635
Fuck it. I am simply going to rank the teams based on their final standing during the last Euros and then rank teams in this Euro based on their current standing in the rankings and bookmaker odds on eventual champ and then do a simple chart on the odds of a certain ranked team beating another team of lower ranks. I'll work from there.
is it possible to profit without going crazy?
sitting in my basement clicking refresh on PGA and TT while simultaneously watching rball, asianodds, and seven different streams all day every day is NOT good for the mental health
just cashed out everything after losing a lot chasing, need a big vacation right about now
>>68749613
I find working out for a couple of hours a day keeps me sane
>>68749613
If you are investing that much time and being that stressed by betting, I consider you switching to stocks.
>>68749670
yeah that didnt work for me becuase I was too worried about missing out on a massive asian misprice
probably gonna keep betting though, would sooner lose everything than become a wageslave
>>68749736
meh, I generally time my gym time in the hours with low traffic on here/ fuck all matches on.
Idc if i miss a misprice every once in a while, I'm comfortable(even if i couldn't sleep tonight)
>>68749613
The slogan of the gambling addiction awareness thing in the UK is, "when it stops being fun, stop".
I thought it was silly at first but it's pretty good actually.
>british banterlad tries to kill trump
feel like the poland bet is easy money
what do you lads think about a multi of poland, germany and cech?
>>68751943
>Czech
no
Wageslaving absolutely horrific.
>>68752003
with you there pal.
had a shocker of a day today. been home an hour and already 5 beers deep trying to drown the memories.
>>68751974
Turkey has been absolute shit this tournament.
Czech on DNB has won't have good value but it is a pretty safe bet.
> tfw impossible to get benefits in america as a white male
need death
Need something to bounce back from losing a truckload of money yesterday. Wtb?
>>68752158
If you have a huge bankroll. Germany 1x2.
If you want a safe bet but still slightly under valued bet, Czech on DNB
If you have balls, hit up HT/FT on Germany with Draw and Germany.
>>68752158
Argentina +0.5 @ 1.1
put your wife, house, and children on it
>>68752203
>>68752265
what do you think about Poland? Surely thats a win right there
>>68752283
Yes. Mostly likely. I spend the entire workday putting up some basic elo spreadsheet and everything points to poland probably winning. Just that the probably of Germany winning is more lopsided.
>>68752324
put a 4 way multi for Germany Win, Poland Win, Czech Win and Spain Win @10.10
only a 10 dollar bet however
not slept in 36 hours AMA
>>68752373
Good value but remember Spain has already qualified and games with qualified teams are normally an iffy affair. For till they announce their teamsheet before making the bet.
>>68752383
how do you keep loosing all the 5 pounds people have been donating to you
>>68752383
why don't you use your spare time to get good at betting?
>>68752403
ahh... I put in the bet already, I should have been more patient.
Hopefully Spain brings out a competative squad as Croatia will the 1st in the group if Spain looses
>>68739585
He can't pay for Euan's tips.
>>68740107
>he doesn't know about all the money juveguy has blown
He's pretty deep in the hole. Not 2k deep, but not far from it either.
>>68752446
Croatia has modric out iirc.
I doubt Spain will lose. A draw on the other hand might be very likely. I won't touch that game if I were you. At most a u1.5 HT bet.
>>68752283
>>68751943
Poland going to rest players with yellow card (Piszczek, Grosicki, Kapustka, Mączyński) and probably give other players game time. Ukraine fighting for honor. Better wait for inplay
>>68752473
Won't poland want to finish top of their group?
They still have a chance of doing that.
>>68752473
>fighting for honor
Yeah, we saw how that worked out for Russia
But valid points with the yellow-carded players
>>68752203
What does 1x2 mean?
>>68752553
SURELY bait.
>>68752553
Check yourself out before you cut your over losing money senpai
>>68752499
>implying Germany won't beat Ireland
If for example Deutsch win their game 1:0 we need 3:0 for first place, not happening, we've got Switzerland next with second place, first place can give us Slovakia, Albania or 3rd placed team in group F) Not worth risking bad draw with first place
>>68752601
Good point. I guess a low scoring game is in order. I would still bet on Poland beating Ukraine. Maybe I will do it inplay instead. Thanks for the heads up.
>>68745250
How much will you be charging for it?
>>68745250
up for it lid if it's in Asia.
unlike your tips pmsl.
Can someone explain to me why betting sites say .5 goals?
Why not just 1, 2, 3, etc?
>>68752827
You are going to lose money. I am warning you.
>>68752463
>pretty deep
He is only £345 down
Thats fucking pennies
Considering he always says he is broke and has no money and then a magic £20 comes out of nowhere he is probably talking shite
It all comes from his mum anyway
>>68752383
Why aren't you sleeping?
>>68752473
>>68752466
Looks like im loosing money tonight boys although its just 10 dollars and a 20 dollar bonus bet.
I bet a 4 way multi as i said for 10 dollars and put a 20 bonus bet on poland.
Fingers crossed!
>>68752942
I thought he was over a thousand in the hole.
>>68753134
I'm not saying Poland's bad bet but proceed with caution
This is how the average better backing Poland thinks
>POLAND
>LEWANDOWSKI UP FRONT
>BOUND TO SCORE 500 GOALS AND ANOTHER HAT TRICK IN 5 MINUTES
>£100 LARGE DOWN ON POLAND PLEASE
Full time.
0-0
No Lewa goals
>>68753543
Ukraine are really shit tho. If Poland land an early goal, I would definitely place a medium on a 2ND goal happening.
>>68752942
>then a magic £20 comes out of nowhere
It's all the money I've got from /bet/ and by people ironically following me on TT, also it's fivers
Didn't have the chance to watch England yesterday but put money on them to win, was it a boring game?
>>68753783
STILL NOT SLEEPING
m8 when ever im on /bet/ you are here too
just sleep m8
any cheeky bets tonight?
>>68753891
Spain / Croatia - DRAW
Poland to win to nil
Germany -5 Corner Handicap
@18
>>68753812
England dominated possession and had 29 shots but didn't create enough clear chances, Slovakia sat back happy to take the 0-0
Poland and Spain look like locks
>>68754073
like locks on your mother pussy that have been broken million times over
>>68754097
decent
>>68744567
Excuse me anon, by any chance, could you teach me to write like that?
Basketball tonight :
Mexico - Costa Rica
Mexico had a really hard game last night and won versus the Virgin Islands which are one of the better teams. Meanwhile, Costa Rica has lost both of its games so far with a difference of more than 20 points. I advice a -19.5 handicap, however, do not be too much, it's Mexico's second game in 24 hours. They are much better, but they might be tired.
Cuba - Antigua
Same as above. Good team vs shit team. Look for a hendicap. You can try a bit bigger here, i think I might go for -25.5 or sth, depends on the odds. Antigua played yesterday and Cuba rested.
Puerto Rico - Nicaragua
Same really. This tournament is particularly good for hendicaps since the teams are not evenly matched.
>>68754206
>Virgin Islands which are one of the better teams
How can a tax island be good? Genuine question. Is it the USA B-team?
>>68754215
Almost all of the players play in the US college league while most of the players in the other teams are from the local leagues with a few playing in Mexico and the US
Puttiing an asbolute WORLDIE lotto punt on Northern Ireland tonight for 1:0 win
>>68753909
Mate you are fucked in the head
Spain to win to Nil
Poland DRAW
>>68754235
hahahaha
>>68754241
fuck im really going to loose my hard earnt 20 dollars aren't I. I put in 20 blindly into Poland and a 4 multi for Czech, Spain, Germany and Poland
>>68754322
>No draws
>>68754322
did you use sportsbet? cause if one fucks up you'll get a refund
>>68754322
Real talk senpai. When was the last time, 4 game were played with in a major tournament and the favorites won in EVERY game.
>>68754344
it was a tenner so im not too flustered
>>68754343
william hill, i got 100 dollar bonus bet, get on it, i think if you deposit 20 you get 80 dollar bonus bet rn
>>68754330
True true, hopefully the poland game holds up
>>68754392
i think willhill does the same as long as the multi is greater than $4, good luck
>>68754392
You learn from your mistakes. At least it isn't 2000 bucks like the dude who bet on England.
>>68754392
>bonus bet
>a bet that cant be withdrawn unless you make 5 x the initial bonus amount
TOP LEL
>>68754420
>5 x
what shitty bookie is that? i mainly use bonus bets on meme bets and horses and you usually need to turn it over with 1 bet of 1.5 odds or greater, there are exceptions for ones like Bet365 (3x turnover amount) and Unibet (2x amount) but nothing crazy like 5x
>>68754420
>>bonus bet
>>a bet that cant be withdrawn unless you make 5 x the initial bonus amount
>TOP LEL
is that how bonus bets work?
HAHAHAHAHA
fuck me i need to earn 320 dollars to take the money out?
I made all my bet money back from the Wales Russia game so no worries but I didn't know you cant cash bonus bets out.
Germany and over 2,5 goals and 9+ corners?
Won 1 tennis tip. Lost the other in the third set. 3rd is up a set and a break.
>>68754452
at william hill i won a bet @ 1.95 with bonus bet
Its gone into my balance but it isn't cashing out, is that because my paypal is unverified
>>68754420
>make 5 x the initial bonus amount
Surely it's 5x turnover.
>>68754461
Usually you have to turn the stake + bonus over a few times before it becomes withdrawable, yes.
>>68754481
>bonus bet
There's your problem.
>>68754481
you need to bet the winnings on a bet 1.50 or greater
>>68754507
>>68754496
sorry for the questions lads
I understand now
Just hit 48 hours. Gonna take a nap
Quite proud of Excel for being able to hold down this monster desu, hopefully it doesn't completely shit the bed when I try and use this on more than one sheet
Wearing my dad's CR7 man United shirt for tonight
>>68754650
>no results on twitter when I search this sentence
>>68754650
What a beast. How long did that take you?
A simple ELO chart on python took me my entire fucking day.
>>68754650
What am I looking at?
>>68754691
Have you tried my facebook?
>>68754700
I've been sitting on the model for a few months, with uni and shit I didn't have time to bet. But I've spent a few weeks tinkering around with this shit and I know Excel like the back of my hand now. It'll be impressive when I actually fucking win something.
>>68754714
Statistical modelling. From left to right, it's the league table, then some more advanced stats, then the huge graphs looking things are just basic Poisson distributions without any sort of retarding factor or extra bias towards non-independent events, so I'm not reading much into them just now but apparently they get pretty accurate in that period halfway through the season towards the final stretch.
Nice thing about Poisson distributions is they tell you a lot about potential scorelines, pic related.
>>68754800
What league(s)?
>>68754800
Nice. I assume you are doing something math related in Uni then? It is just basic poisson distribution? Have you considered adding zero inflation for 0 score games? I have been toying with the idea to do something like this in the long term but I didn't know how to go about doing it since I only know Python and I don't deal with numbers post Uni.
>>68754831
You accepted my follow request. Have you stopped paid service?
Got a small on over 2 goal line in the Podbrezova v MFK Skalica friendly.
Both teams have young keepers starting that haven't had much experience and Pod have a new signing who scored 7 in 11 games in division2 last season. Skalica have a new manager and players will be looking to impress.
Would also have thought Podbrezova would win this, so them a goal behind works in our favour.
>>68754870
Will murder your whole family if this doesn't come in
Not gonna tip this but would put a med on Sam Stosur against Wozniacki. Wozniacki is in absolutely shambolic form. Stosur just got to the French open semi's.
>>68754897
was just gonna post
>>68739048
Is this the Wales celebration thread?
>>68754880
RT9 Pod corners is at a very tempting price too
>>68754927
No. It's the test your chin general.
>>68754800
Literally just have it set up five minutes ago on the Belarus Premier League.
By the way, the result of the match from that distribution (that I randomly chose) was 3-2 to the away team, which had a 5.352% chance of happening, compared to the 6.855% most likely event of 3-1 to the away team. Over 2.5 and BBTS would have won as expected.
>>68754851
>I assume you are doing something math related in Uni then?
Slightly, but there's no statistics in my course, so I've learnt a lot of this myself. I actually enjoy mathematical problems and shitting about on computers so it wasn't too much hassle. Plus doing this means I have an excuse not to get a real job over summer.
>It is just basic poisson distribution?
Yes, as I said no factor to account for games being less useful as they are older and and I'm assuming that goals are independent events, which of course they're fucking not. I'll probably slip in a bias to reduce the goal weightings since they seem a bit high at the moment, and I already have recent team success and form incorporated into another part of the model.
>Have you considered adding zero inflation for 0 score games?
Don't even know what that means, but I'm taking that as I haven't. The Poisson stuff is mostly to look nice and provide some additional data that I know actually is statistically not bullshit, unlike my model which could be for all I know.
>>68754981
I took Stats 101 and 102 during my uni days and I really need to brush up on my stats again before diving back into predictive modeling. My wage slave job fucking sucks, luckily the idiot before me is a total retard, I ended up automating 90% of what I have to do and I only have to churn out weekly reports.
It is utterly killing me at work that I was wasting my time there which was why I started looking into stuff to do during work. I'll probably start working on my own poisson model as a side project from tomorrow onwards. Very nicely done btw anon.
2/3 tips.
2 tips on the same match. Up a break at 3-1 on serve.
>>68755025
can i ask what you are doing?
I'm in 1st year uni so i have a lot of things i can get into. Im doing science rn, what pathways are promising? Should I ditch money and stability for my interest in medical research?
>they're people not betting on poland right now
Its free money, come on people
>>68755072
System Admin is my job. First job out of college. Did Electrical Engineering minor in Computer Science.
What pathways are promising? No idea senpai. I am sure your economy and job demands are completely different from mine.
>Should I ditch money and stability for my interest in medical research?
Depends. What are you currently doing?
>>68754897
Sorry
>>68755104
I just started my undergrand, i choose relatively wide subjects. I'm weighing the option of energy related engineering as Australia will no doubt be involved with this.
IT is a big growth in Australia but im not sure if I want to go into it. Its not too rewarding is it?
>>68755141
I loved studying IT. Well that was in part to me loving computer and since I spend most of my time in front of my computer, I choose to do electrical engineering because I was interested in learning robotics and how to make them. Bad idea. So I did a minor in something I liked which was IT.
But holy fuck is doing an IT making me want to blow my brains out. I feel like I am wasting my life away in front of my desk everyday. Maybe it is just my job so take this as anecdotal evidence. Which is why I am doing mini side projects from now onwards. Pretending to be busy everyday and dealing with IT illiterates is fucking killing me. And this is only my 6 month at this job.
>>68755188
Thats my worry about IT, the job and the study seems to differ quite a lot. In the end few people enjoy their jobs, I hope you find satisfaction in other things in life!
Take my words with a pinch of salt but if its a job you got straight out of college its not going to be the most exciting job, I'm sure after more experience you will find engaging jobs
>>68755261
Only thing stopping me from going off the edge of the building everyday m8. Only thing.
Hope some of you got on the Youzhny 2-0 tip was @1.72 literally free money.
>>68755274
50 years ahead m8
who knows whats coming
>>68755310
Hard to see 50 years when the only thing you can look forward to is the weekends. But I will try. I will try.
aye, a step at a time
>>68755299
Got on a handi of -4
>lose a bet
>pretend i was at the game with my wife's son and used that money for a ticket for me and my wife's son
>tfw you no longer make enough money because you sleep 11+ hours a day
Morning lads.
>>68754916
Poland scored in 9/10 games before they met Germany. Germany conceded at least 1 goal in 8/10. Game ended 0-0.
>Poland @ 1.83
isn't that free money: the bet?
>>68755441
m888888888
thats tragic ;(
>>68755549
have a look at what people including myself was discussing above, they will have a couple players out.
Still, in 80% sure Ukraine will loose
Lads
About lastnight, sorry, my bad.
Who wants to start again ?
>>68755676
YES. Only matches on bet 365 please.
>>68754897
that shambolic form just swept stosur
>>68755676
still furious about my 2 euros but go on
>>68755712
Meh, things happen. Stosur had 2 break points in the first game, looked good and Wozniacki was struggling. All things considering, should have been aware of Stosurs horrible grass record.
NEW CHALLENGE
BET 1
Northern Ireland vs Germany
>A penalty in the Match : YES @ 3.75
£1 returns £3.75
le cheeky 1 euro bets are back. how are things going today?
GUESS THE TT tipster
Will tip mostly in Asia with a focus on Nordic, Aussie and NWSL games.
2/3 greyhound bets @3.25 & 4.0 today, still going strong. Only have around 50 or so bets on dog racing so far though, so might just be lucky.
>>68755795
More like CHALLENGED bet
Gimme some goods tips on tonight's games fampais.
Is Polandball going to make me rich? Is Milik going to score?
>>68755860
Ha $$
Ukraine o1.5 cards?
>>68755549
It was @2.00 a couple hours back. Take it how you will, I went large at @2 though.
>>68755959
Read up this thread. Poland game has been discussed and some pole gave pretty good details about the game.
>>68754916
where did you get this graph from?
for future references
>>68756060
Tipster on twitter made it.
JUST can not STOP winning
Am I being stupid or is this free money? Its the only option
>>68756112
what is your secret senpai?
>>68756189
Depends on other factors m8. How other groups finish. Unlikely to work.
>>68756189
not gonna work
only 4 out of 6 third placed teams go through, and all but Albania will have 4 points probably
>>68756274
Their main issue is their GD.
>>68756189
their GD compared to the teams that can overtake them on points from other groups is a concern
>prestaking friendlies on BetVictor
H4$$ SUCH a meme. No idea why he thinks he is shrewd.
>>68756189
You basically need Czech Republic, Sweden and Ireland to not win.
>>68756458
and Northern Ireland to lose badly
>>68756474
not necessarily, Albania are 3rd of the 3rd placed teams currently, NI are already ahead of them
assuming Portugal win then Iceland draw, Albania will be the 4th 3rd placed team as long as no one from Group D or E overtake them
>>68756474
I can see that happening.
Sweden losing as well. Ireland and Czech is iffy.
>>68756225
Who is this
>>68756443
Don't understand this either, what's the point of prestaking this
>>68756569
Probably because of how much lower the lines are on BetVictor
Just came back from work (I'm not actually working) what's the bet for euros tonight (I don't know shit about betting) lads(I'm not even from the UK)?
>>68756628
Ireland DNB
pmsl literally CANNOT win a bet.
>>68756708
Feeling the opposite. Whatever I touch just can not lose.
ffs Euan lid, I thought you'd been working on your model?
>>68756708
>bet on a slag to win 2nd set
>other slag retires down 5-3
>bet gets voided
JUST
>>68756773
ouch, fucking women
>>68756765
SUCH a pseudo
Pmsl at me CUNTING Frej +2.25 and +2.5 when all the slugs are desperately trying to get on -1 now lmao
Omw to Scotland. 3 goons by my side. This ends today.
Germany to win + u2.5 @ 2.75
or
Germany to win + o2.5 @ 2.25
111111111111111
Reback Hass?
>>68757002
Draw/Germany HT/FT
>>68757012
Yes
>>68757041
Sounds guud
>>68757012
yep
Poland lineup: Łukasz Fabiański - Thiago Cionek, Kamil Glik, Michał Pazdan, Artur Jędrzejczyk, Grzegorz Krychowiak, Tomasz Jodłowiec, Bartosz Kapustka, Piotr Zieliński, Arkadiusz Milik, Robert Lewandowski.
4 changes fom last match, yellow card players out like I wrote earlier
someone make a new thread
>>68757140
Gonna put a tenner on a draw
And a cheeky 5 on a 0-0 FT
>>68757105
What are we betting on here
>>68757282
ur mum
>>68757282
A lost bet atm
>>68757273
Cionek is really shitty defender, worried
have to check Ukrainian squad
>>68757313
Yeah going big on Germany anyway. That is my main bet for the night. If they lose tonight, you won't see me here tomorrow.
>>68757309
Fair enough going to make some marmite on toast
Germany Lineup against Northern Ireland:
Neuer, Hector, Hummels, Khedira, Özil, Müller, Boateng, Kroos, Götze, Kimmich, Gomez
BTS in Pol game looking very tasty
@2.25
Will go for it SMED
In a room full of people. They all look so glum. Here for an interview. If I don't get it will end my life.
Sorry lads. I didnt take into account the weather with my model ffs. too many variables
Win it all back on the meme magic of CLE
>>68757419
Sounds good tbqh
>>68757309
over 2.5 first half for this viktoria game? only offering over 5.5 goals
>>68757511
Or wait for a better bet. Up to you
>>68757528
Second half team is stronger desu, over 5 will be there when it unsuspends.
>>68757511
What is your Kolmonen record so far?
Has Euan stopped his paid bullshit already?
>>68757541
Don't think I'll bother, just waiting for -0.75
>no Euan leaks
I leak group tips all the time, give something back pls
>>68757565
Taking -3 too
>>68757565
Why would you even take the time to consider betting on anything other than o2 in the Turkey-Czech Republic game when bookies are offering an absolute gift of a price. Some extremely strange men in this thread.
advise smacking IFK Norrkoping over and over again, ends 8+
Someone just tip CLE? Just got cunted from -0.25 to -1.
>>68757674
>ends 8+
No it doesn't
>>68757715
ok mate
>>68757715
8 first team players against bottom of the league playing 0 first team players. Could be big desu
>>68757708
UAC Tipping Group, BT is out posting Remain leaflets but he mentioned to take them smed if rball supports.
>>68757715
333333333333333
reback all day
CLE @ 1.9 on Paddy Power is a smarge
>>68757715
NEED another first half Viktoria goal or I'm gonna be down a fucking cunt. Put my blackbird money on this
>>68757795
On large tbqhwy
OTP @2
>>68757799
Well not really but I would like another one pls.
Also might have a bet in the Kauno Zalgiris game if I can find a stream.
>>68757795
Taking -1 on Bet365.
anyone here bet on sports other than football? anyone know any good darts/tennis/snooker tipsters out there?
>>68757839
But that isnt value
>>68757795
>smarge
was waiting to pull this meme out when appropriate, beat me to it ffs
>>68757851
Haven't got a paddy :(
>>68757849
I'd trip and post rugby tips, but i enjoy tinder posting too much
PEN
444444444444444
>>68757849
There's a tennis guy now
>>68757839
>if I can find a stream
You really are a pseudo
>>68757883
Just need 3 more
>>68757923
What did he mean by this
>>68757674
cheers
44x5 = 220 pounds. Euan is making a killing.
>>68757952
Lithuanian games are all streamed and always have been you fucking moron. SUCH a pseudo
>>68757952
I mean just pay the £2 a month you cheapskate
>distracted for a few minutes
>miss 4 goals
zzzz
>>68758002
I know, I posted a stream for Zalgiris only the other day.
You need to work on your reading comprehension friend
>>68758083
He's right tbf, how can you not find a stream when it's in the usual place? Please don't tell me you're such a penny punter that you can't afford a couple of quid for a stream. Don't really see what edge you could have in this match anyway.
Reminder that Goff was eventually proven right about Albania and he'll be proven right about Ukraine in this game too.
Rapid Vienna EH still at -4.
So glad I prestaked.
>>68758248
where's that Viktoria game? pulled?
>>68758331
Europe Friendlies, it's right there
>>68758331
Still there.
Better line on Unibet btw, -2 is a SMALL LARGE.
Did anyone reback from 5-0?
>>68758004
Why would I pay when you can get the streams for free
>>68758398
If you could get the streams for free why would you be asking for a stream on here? Such a pointless little prestaking paki pseudo.
>>68758398
need a fresh unibet like air
fancy putting a crisp £300 on for me lid?
>>68758442
Never asked for a stream, do they not require their students to be able to read at the ex poly you attend?
Not sure what your problem is, why would someone get angry over someone posting winning tips. Jealousy? idk
>>68758498
It's been pulled I think pmsl
>wait for a Euan tip to put my final pound
>stay awake for 2 days f5'ing his TT
>go to sleep for a few hours
>he tips
Most goals market:
Viktoria @1.3
Norrkoping @2.75
>>68758731
It lost lid
>>68758693
Pmsl at this mong acting like a big boy, you're a prestaking penny punter who makes Euan seem like a normal well-adjusted member of society.
>>68758731
It lost anyway
make a new thread already fuckers
>>68758753
>>68758788
never felt better
>>68758731
PLEASE leak them juveguy
>>68758787
Never ever have I meant this more than I do now, PLEASE have SEX you greasy little virgin
>>68758731
>He wasn't on Norrkoping
>He wasn't on Viktoria Plzen
>He wasn't on Elfsborg
>He put 10 pounds on a @1.5 BTTS that lost
>>68753599
>>68753599
>>68753599
Newish thread
>>68758839
So easy to get nibs from you lad, stop feeding him attention you moron
>>68758816
don't worry it's a meme tip
>>68758872
slept through actual good tips by Hass. feels bad man
