>be american soccer fan
>on one side "lol soccer will never be big here, joke sport"
>on the other side "MLS is the worst league in the world we need to disband it and send all of our players to europe then we'll win a world cup!"
why is being a soccer fan in this godforsaken country so much suffering?
it's
suffering
everywhere
USA - no explanation necessary
England - they always fall apart
Mexico - 7-0
Brazil - 7-1
Argentina - how many consecutive finals have they choked in
Spain - 100 years of heartbreak and tnow they're finally great
France - no explanation needed (but their epic collapse in 2010 was probably the saddest thing I've ever seen)
daily reminder
>Ashley Cole plays down MLS interest "not ready to relax on a beach just yet"
>MLS teams aggressively pursue him and he gets signed a year after this comment
NASL to division 1 status when?
Miss me yet?
>>68946670
no, he'll have more time for mcdonalds from now on
He was great today, on the bench where he belongs, not fucking up the play.
if he is german why is he named mario
RHP Tyler Wilson vs. LHP Drew Smyly
ORIOLES
1. Adam Jones CF
2. Joey Rickard RF
3. Manny Machado 3B
4. Chris Davis DH
5. Mark Trumbo 1B
6. Jonathan Schoop 2B
7. J.J. Hardy SS
8. Nolan Reimold LF
9. Francisco Pena C
RASY
1. Logan Forsythe 2B
2. Brad Miller SS
3. Evan Longoria DH
4. Logan Morrison 1B
5. Desmond Jennings CF
6. Oswaldo Arcia RF
7. Tim Beckham 3B
8. Hank Conger C
9. Jaff Decker LF
Potential 4 game sweep edition
Potential 7 unique posters edition
davis starts game off with grand slam
Grand Salami for CRUSH
>>68946599
Gran Salami Hulk Davis
Let the quarterfinals come.
I'm pretty sure it'll be >Spain though.
>>68946562
I-I'm confident this time. WE CAN DO IT RIGHT?
>>68946714
Doubt it.
i feel bad for ameribros, they give us a great tournament filled with meme magic and great moments, they played pretty good for a murrican and i wanna see USA flags talking about "soccer"
how long till the next great tournament with USA'fags involved?
they played like shit
delete MLS please
>>68946440
>they played like shit
only against argentina, u deserved that win yesterday i'm being honest
FUCK columbia
>>68946467
Gold Cup next year; host hasn't been confirmed but we've hosted every edition
July 9–30 2017
>germany-slovakia
>france-ireland
>england-iceland
nice """""hard""""" half of the table you've got there lads, hope you can get through it without ""crying""
How were Germany and France able to win against a lesser team without making it look extremely difficult? Maybe they're actually good after all?
I'd much rather play Belgium than Iceland
>>68946216
>none-country trying out banter
>Draxler
Absolute beast, criminally underrated because he doesn't play in a big club.
>not even finished to type this and he scores a godlike volley
He's the most German looking of hem all. I don't know what it is about krauts but you can always identify them
>>68945341
most german looking are Neuer and Schweinsteiger by far.
>>68945341
most german looking is ozil
>tfw i will never experience waking up on a sunday, getting some food and then watching football all afternoon/night
how comfy is it americans?
Pretty comfy
It's better to have some drinks on a Friday night, get nice & buzzed, and then you wake up and just laze around the house watching college football all day Saturday. Maybe go get some fast food or call in for a pizza delivery in the afternoon.
>>68945100
It's comfy, but honestly only because it takes place on sunday during the perfect seasons of autumn and winter. If it took place during the other months I would never even consider watching it.
Players who should no longer be called up by the US for competitive matches (in no particular order):
Chris Wondolowski
Gyasi Zardes
Michael Orozco
Michael Bradley
Matt Besler
Graham Zusi
Any questions?
>>68945065
But Klinsmann is going to continue to call them up because he trusts them
Anyone who plays in MLS
Joke league
>>68945284
>>68945065
why are you retards so angry at MLS? this team overachieved with a lot of MLS players, besides brooks and wood no yuro based player separated themselves from the MLS players, stop cucking yourselves MLS isn't perfect but players dont become ''''worse'''' from playing in MLS
>France is good
>squak past by fucking Ireland 2-1
Literally a carbon copy of Brazil 2014
You guys lost to Croatia lmoa
>>68944496
>losing to congolombia
>>68944460
win against italy and you'll have the right to taunt
You are one on one with that guy and he comes charging at you. What do you do?
die
Chip it
drop shoulder & kill him
What is it about Arsenal that causes their players to completely crumble under pressure?
inb4 alexis misses a penalty today
Small club mentality
Wenger
>germanywinslol
fuck this sport
SLOVAKS WHERE YOU AT
SLOVAKS WHERE YOU AT
SLOVAKS WHERE YOU AT
SLOVAKS WHERE YOU AT
SLOVAKS WHERE YOU AT
They've yet to play a quality side tbf
>>68943643
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>we will finally beat the krauts this year
no you won't
>>68943168
You're being as desilusional as brits m8
>>68943168
finally?
Is he even that good?
he is the second götze
>>68943006
yes he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ktwDMQHONk
>>68943006
at World Cups and at Bayern at least