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Ashy Larry
>de gay
fuck anime
I NEVER LOST FAITH WAYOLS
\msitua\
>>69122895
they should bring back that show
pretty nervous desu
stuff that happened today:
zinchenko to man city is imminent
man city sign nolito
newcastle sign gayle
palace sign townsend
isaac success to watford is imminent
watford sign kabasele
palace sign mandanda
nerman signs a new barca contract
steven fletcher joins massive
newcastle sign matt ritchie
psg sign ben arfa
callum wilson signs new bournemouth contract
deeney signs new watford contract
manure sign zlatan
everton sign stekelenburg
>de gayle
why do you give every team normal names except united
are you, by chance, an ABU?
who will drop £30 million for the next keirrison?
WHO CAN STOP US?
Liverpool FC
>>69120529
Probably your unbalanced defence and immobile midfield.
>>69120666
Wew
This tournament outcome is perfect, everyone should be happy with this.
The best outcome is Iceland winning 2bh
Not at all.
I want an Italy Portugal final.
>>69118691
Nothing but 1st place is good enough
>Muh best player in the last 20 years
>Muh best player at the euros
Can't even hit the ball when he's alone
he's a fucking disgrace
How many times did he carry the national team before ?
Oh.
He's been more of a liability to the team than any actual help. This is undeniable.
If you still think he's the best current player after watching that game against Poland, I don't know what to tell you.
>>69118676
>If you still think he's the best current player
Messi has been the best player in the world since he turned 20
Why has he failed to live up to expectations at the Euros?
No Benzema, Modric, Bale or Kroos around him.
>>69117315
Euros is a shit competition.
I haven't seen this many ties since the last time I shopped at Joseph A. Banks
>>69117332
He missed easy as fuck tap-ins...
old thread >>69064714
"IT'S TIME" shouted Bruce, with a hop and a stomp,
Six inches he climbs; on the loose with such pomp.
Grey hair combed so fine that your boyfriend would love it,
Tanned skin mask with lines that Dos Anjos would covet.
"The most stacked card ever."
Let that sink a minute.
When the main starts with Cain
Then three titles within it,
Edgar destroys Aldo and to Dana beckons
For Goober because the fight took just twelve seconds.
Now fight fans all fapping
(The replay's so great)
Thoughts all overlapping with
Bouncing-tits-Tate.
She beats some dumb hue
Via choke; Anaconda
Towers over Joe Rogan,
Grabs the mic and shouts
"Ronda!
I know you are watching,
And I don't feel bad, slid
that choke in tight just like your pussy dad did!
Go lose fourty pounds so that you can make weight,
Duck Cyborg once more
Then come suck this Cupcake!"
She crotch chops and Goldie
Snaps awake, jaw ajar,
"Takes some energy, Joe,
To uh, be a rockstar"
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
Jon Bones Jones:
Unbroken.
The GOAT (and a lock)
D.C.'s words oft spoken:
"I'll deepthroat Jon's cock"
They enter the cage
And the crowd roars;
Excitement.
D.C. can envision his succing indictment.
They meet in the center;
Big John reads the script:
"Fight clean and touch gloves,
Oh, and Jon?
Watch your dick."
The two meet with a clash,
"There's that oblique kick, Joe,
And there's D.C.'s moustache
With a streak, down below."
"It's an interesting fight,"
Rogan starts, (what a douche)
"Reminiscent of Rousey
vs Liz Carmouche.
You know that one figher
Is on the offensive,
Their grip so much tighter,
Training so extensive,
That all that they've dreamt
For the past ninety days
Is they have an attempt
To make champions gay."
D.C. is repeatedly grasping,
Fingers scratch violently.
Jon heatedly gasping,
We watch him scream silently.
No individual cheers
From the crowd heard alone,
We know the end's near;
It's just one constant moan.
"JUST LIKE THAT!" Goldy cries,
And in one fluid motion
Jones pokes D.C.'s eyes
Yet he shows no emotion.
D.C. drops to his knees
And without tying up
Makes it look like a breeze
As he flings off Jon's cup.
And just as he once said
That he grinds (not diminish)
D.C. starts giving head and then
Goes for the finish.
As D.C. wipes his mouth and they put on the belt,
You ask all your buddies how this fight card felt.
They throw in some cash for the pizza and fees,
But those goofs all in unison chirp your TV!
"Where the fuck are the wires?" they ask with disdain,
"You quite clearly possess a slow dim-witted brain."
They go to leave but you stop them
and heem every here,
Your canvas floor off their wee head clatters.
You make your point perfectly clear:
There's only one OP that matters.
Schaub is God
I'm glad we can all agree on this
Germany good guys? LMOA
Pretty much, although Wales are gooder than Germany and Italy
>>69115779
Looks perfect. Only needs an eye patch for heutugal
Cleveland Indians (46-30) v. Atlanta Braves (26-51)
Wednesday, June 29, 2016, 7:10pm EDT
Turner Field, Atlanta, GA
88 degrees, partly cloudy
Indians lead series 2-0
http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/documents/9/3/4/186950934/06.29.16_CLE_Game_Notes_at_ATL_1idsuzyd.pdf
http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/documents/7/8/2/186938782/062916_3dkikwgg.pdf
1. Rajai Davis, LF (.263, 7 HR, 28 RBI, 21 SB)
2. Jason Kipnis, 2B (.266, 10 HR, 42 RBI, 4 SB)
3. Francisco Lindor, SS (.312, 10 HR, 39 RBI, 13 SB)
4. Mike Napoli, 1B (.242, 16 HR, 52 RBI, 3 SB)
5. Jose Ramirez, 3B (.292, 4 HR, 30 RBI, 10 SB)
6. Lonnie Chisenhall, RF (.298, 4 HR, 21 RBI, 4 SB)
7. Yan Gomes, C (.183, 8 HR, 30 RBI, 0 SB)
8. Tyler Naquin, CF (.325, 6 HR, 16 RBI, 2 SB)
9. Danny Salazar, P (9-3, 2.40 ERA, 10.3 K/9, 4.5 BB/9)
1. Jace Peterson, 2B (.271, 2 HR, 11 RBI, 1 SB)
2. Ender Inciarte, CF (.240, 0 HR, 10 RBI, 7 SB)
3. Freddie Freeman, 1B (.285, 13 HR, 28 RBI, 3 SB)
4. Nick Markakis, RF (.251, 2 HR, 41 RBI, 0 SB)
5. Adonis Garcia, 3B (.249, 5 HR, 21 RBI, 2 SB)
6. Tyler Flowers, C (.245, 5 HR, 15 RBI, 0 SB)
7. Erick Aybar, SS (.211, 0 HR, 10 RBI, 2 SB)
8. Emilio Bonifacio, LF (.200, 0 HR, 0 RBI, 0 SB)
9. Joel De La Cruz, P (Major League Debut)
>>69069004
Wahooligans
previous thread (with sched)
>>69037535
FIRST for
>SOUN
>"soccer"
WHERES THE TRANSFER RUMORS???
I want to see international players join the league
Get in here
>>69068562
1st for Yankees
Are the Rangers the new Yankees?
>>69068650
in what way?
>July 1st
Chiefs v Crusaders 19:35/07:35
Brumbies v Reds 19:40/09:40
>July 2nd
Sunwolves v Waratahs 14:15/05:15
Hurricanes v Blues 19:35/07:35
Rebels v Stormers 19:40/09:40
Cheetahs v Force 15:00/13:00
Kings v Highlanders 17:05/15:05
Lions v Sharks 19:10/17:10
Jaguares v Bulls 18:40/21:40
Times are local and GMT respectively.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10183449
>that smug face before spaghetting
Couldn't zoom that part in when editing the video.
Why is our poomunity so dead?
ITT: The best footballer with your first name
b-bump
Not even memeing
>17 posts early
>If the Clippers trade Griffin for Crowder, Brown, and future picks, they have enough room for max contract w/ KD with a 100k paycut
>rags
