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last>>69057945
sherdog
bloodyelbow
Schaub is God
chris
sleep tight Dana
What the fuck is wrong with these dumbass OPs? No news, No upcomin events, nothing of substance. Just a handful of children trying to push memes. This is why every other board on /sp/ shows us no respect.
>>69064884
who /Eugene/ here? He is so badass.
>>69064884
This has been a thing for months
It cranks up when bigger events are on
>>69064714
MEME MAGIC
>>69064784
Updated
Alright, who's changed from the JBJ camp to the DC camp? Bitching about BJM is just not on is it
Since we're only a week out I'll go ahead and start taking picks for UFC fn 90.
Taking picks on all main card bouts:
Eddie Alvarez vs Raphael dos Anjos
Roy Nelson vs Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban vs Belal Muhammad
Joseph Duffy vs Mitch Clarke
Mike Pyle vs Alberto Mina
>>69065215
>RDA
>Lewis
>Muham-mad
>Clarke
>Mina
>>69064884
Tyreese getting triggered as fuck because he doesnt know how to use twitter lmao
>>69065215
Alvarez
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Mina
>>69065293
Dos Anjos
BLACK
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69064884
Who needs hespect when you have dank memes?
>>69065130
Rockhold makes him look subhuman
>>69064756
Bless.
>>69064943
Any real fight fan, brother
-Cuckle Up
-Care/Don't Care
-If I Did It
-Oxbow
-Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking
The man is a modern day Da Vinci
>>69065215
RDA
Black Beast
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69064884
no true /heem/poster gives a fuck about the rest of /sp/
>>69065405
Is that Caraway on the right?
>>69065207
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
>>69065215
RDA (Khabib is waiting)
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69065211
BJM literally would have let Vitor soccer kick jones in the head while he was on the ground
>>69064884
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JRE is live with Joe Schilling any minute now
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
joe schilling is on jre soon about to get the schaub talk
>>69065215
dos nachos
lewis
jouban
duffy
pyle
Any freaky bitches in here? Joe schilling is on
JOEROGAN.LIVE
Was supposed to start 5 bings ago so should be starting in about 15 bings
>>69065587
>>69065590
>>69065628
Fuck yes
>>69065494
>while he was on the ground
While he was playing pattycake with the ground trying to bait Vitor into getting a DQ loss.
>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I hope that jones loses a point for eye poking and takes a decision loss.
>>69065211
>ever being in the JBJ camp
it's taken you this long to realize the guy is a scumbag?
>>69065682
Rules are rules.
>>69065207
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
>>69065713
And doesn't JBJ just abide by them in the most wonderful way?
>>69065713
And Vitor would've been disqualified if he hit Jones on the ground with a kick
What are you whining about?
>>69065215
RDA via decision
Nelson via 1st round KO
Jouban via decision
Duffy via 1st round T/KO
Pyle via 3rd round T/KO
>>69065772
He blamed jones, not Vitor. That is the opposite of what he should do.
>>69065770
Please, speak plainly.
>>69065772
Nah, BJM has told fighters that if they get KO'd by a soccer kick after putting their hand down on the floor that he won't DQ their opponent.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who willingly choose to spend their evenings listening to Joe Rogaine and his band of merry
goofs talking about dicks and BJJ tournaments that no-one watches
>>69065842
What do you want me to tell you? That I have no friends? Well I don't. Podcasts temporarily fill that void.
>>69065842
I unironically watch every episode.
I also smoke weed everyday.
Train by day, joe rogan podcast by night.
Everyday.
>>69065662
why does he look like such a faggot in every single picture
>>69065816
>He blamed jones, not Vitor.
Because Jones was trying to game the rules. Jones didn't fall, he deliberately touched the ground with his hand in order to bait a point loss from BJM for Vitor. Jones is a dirty fuck and I'm glad that he won't be able to pull bullshit this time around.
>>69065883
But you can't even interject or respond, how is that like having friends?
>>69065161
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>69065918
You aren't qualified to speak about jones' intention. Rules are rules.
>>69065915
Hd literally crushes 10/10's on the reg,
He'll he even got a few kids from these hoes.
Dude is nothing close to a faggot, stop projecting your homo-lust.
Was this the worst card of last year or so?
>>69065957
>Rules are rules
you got picked on a lot in school huh
>>69064884
I was going to make one, but i was waiting...
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69057945→
News:
> ufc 200 adultswim promo http://players.brightcove.net/1126101268/default_default/index.html?videoId=5003815956001
>jimmy kimmel sends his sjw trolls to ufc 199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orTn2JG0Dqc
>Jack slack on Don Fyre
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/the-year-that-made-the-predator-don-fryes-1996-ass-kicking-tour
>JRE with schilling
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>Tony Ferguson gets who opponent, is moved to comain
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/lineker-mcdonald-now-headlines-ufc-fight-night-91-tony-ferguson-gets-landon-vannata-in-co-main
>Magny vs Kim in the works for UFC 202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/28/12053232/neil-magny-vs-dong-hyun-kim-in-the-works-for-ufc-202
no making new threads in the middle of a Wednesday afternoon 50 posts early
joe schilling
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>69065976
It wasn't bad watching it live desu.
The Mexican tuf dudes were fun.
We are live
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>69065994
Not an argument.
>>69065976
nah my homecountriers got some good wins and the pochos got btfo like cain
HERE COMES THE TALK
VERBAL HEEM INCOMING
>>69066089
He only gave Schaub the talk because Schaub is a natural entertainer. Schilling is just going to be a punch drunk retired kick boxer
>>69066126
Look at the wonders Joe's verbal destruction worked.
>>69065215
- Eddie Alvarez by way of wrestlefucking and the power of 7-1
- Derrick Lewis
- Belal inshALLAH!
- Mitch Clarke
- Mike Pyle by way of hickpower
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623685
>>69066008
Hank is such a great character
>John K still trying to make George Liquor a thing
lmao @ ur life
>joe and joe whine about internet trolls...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623704
>>69065957
What, his planting his hand on the ground and then looking at BJM asking why he wasn't taking a point off of Vitor wasn't enough for you?
Nut up, fanboy.
Jon
>>69066193
it's unbearable, is rogan always this smug?
>>69066213
/SuccNation/ appreciation
>>69066205
He didn't ask for a point to be taken. He looked up because Vitor broke a rule.
>>69066248
i'd appreciate if you deleted this
thanks
Is /heem/ united in its support for Cormier?
did schilling really just say he wasn't knocked out in this fight?
R8 my driving gloves
Actually a great OP
Fighters and fans slamming Sage for being so promoted at such an early stage of his life are the definition of cucks. The young buck taking away everything they've worked for, it's hilarious.
Schilling vs Kato
http://webm.land/media/tmp/07957f9c-ccd1-41dc-8eb2-c9fe01c679f8.webm
replays every angle
http://webm.land/media/tmp/e571c084-c908-42af-9817-017cac04b51a.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/63428601-8cbd-4c92-9701-91048afc0449.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/42af8537-cc9f-4646-953a-470b3768e060.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/b2806ec5-487b-45cd-9903-345dc8dd17c8.webm
ko from the first fight
http://webm.land/media/tmp/15be1a37-fbf2-46db-95b7-75234153e1db.webm
>I-I was never out
>>69066305
yes, he must be a good actor
>>69066221
yes
>>69066344
ahaha those attempts to get up.
bit sad
>>69066308
arm is too hairy
>>69065215
Alvarez
Big Country
Jouban
Clarke
Pyle
>JOe learns about cuck
>CUK
>4chan turning into pop culture
>>69065215
RDA via UD
Black Beast via UD
Jouban via UD
Duffy via R2 TKO
Pyle via R2 TKO
>>69066484
nope, reddit already took it
>'The Man Cucked by Chinks' Joe Shilling bitching about people calling others cucks
>>69065215
rda
lewis
takbir
duffy
alberto
>>69066484
Are we the cuck or the bull?
>schilling spells cuck as c-u-k
man kato rattled his brain hard
>>69065976
Jesus
Yes, that was pretty shit
Not even sure I saw all of it desu
>>69066028
>>69066075
>t. Carlos
Serious question:
why is "cuck culture" becoming so big right now, heem?
>>69065215
>Eddie via decision
>Nelson via heem
>Muhammad via heem
>Duffy via decision
>Pyle
>>69066556
/pol/ has been spamming it on twitter on everything trump related and it's bled over is my guess
>>69066556
it exploded on the donald trump subreddit, infested by /pol/. i think.
/succ4lyfe/
>>69065215
Dos Nachos
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Mina
Over/under schilling has done meth?
>>69065965
Can't be mad at that
#powerfulcuck
>a CLUCK
>>69066658
Add a picture you retard.
Joe "I just got heemed" Schilling live on JRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
Will he get the Schaub talk?
>tfw cuck is mainstream now
>>69065215
>Dos Nachos
>Nelson
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Mina
>Joe relating what his wife did to him
>>69065215
Frankenhue
Nelson
Johan
Duffy
Pyle
>>69066704
nah, joe is too busy trying to get him to fuck his wife
>>69066704
you're late. he made excuses for him instead
>>69066193
>jim and matt whine about twitter trolls...
There is a 100% chance rogan has watched cuck porn
>>69066603
>>69066614
As a frequenter of /pol/ I can confirm that cuckposting started on /sp/ first
>Talking about cucks
>Shitting on refugees
Rogan confirmed for /pol/
>>69066823
Post the Serra stoned pic from nate's instagram
>>69066883
but didn't moot do the cuck wordfilter on /pol/ because it was used so much there
>>69066883
This.
It was a small niche /sp/ meme none of the other boards knew about. Then it bled over to /int/ and then /pol/.
>>69066902
>schilling naturally calling them ducks after learning the word 5 minutes ago
P based desu
>>69066556
It has mentioned in this thread 13 times. What the fuck is wrong with people, its pathetic
not very bright is he
>>69066920
>/int/
is that the intelligent board?
>>69066909
it was a meme on /sp/ long before that
moot made the wordfilter because of gamergate and himself getting found out to be an actual cuck in the midst of it (his qt sjw gf was making social media posts about other dudes)
>>69066953
cuz of JRE
>>69066953
cuck detected
/succ/
>>69064884
>every other board on /sp/
End yourself you dumb faggot
>>69066991
LUGGAGE LAD
>>69066973
yeah, incidentally they really hate the guys over at /str/ and /dex/
Glover Tex vs Luke Rockhold
who you got
/dicc/
>>69066646
>>69067044
Why are your webms potato quality?
Don't you have fightpass?
>There are people itt that think that Alvarez could wrestlefuck his way into the belt like he did with Pettis
lmaooooo
the hue murderous midkicks will settle this really quick
>>69065215
Dos Anjos
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69067092
>Don't you have fightpass?
No
>>69067099
Capped for inevitable humiliation
>>69065390
>Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking
to be fair I think thats a pretty good title for a book
>>69066973
Kek, not whilst Australians are allowed there lad
International
>>69065215
RDA
Lewis
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69067128
Get a cracked account you goof
>>69065215
RDA
Lewis
Jouban
Duffy
Mina
why do people watch this psuedo-intellectual
>>69065215
> Raphael dos Anjos
>Roy Nelson
>Alan Jouban
>Joseph Duffy
>Mike Pyle
>>69067261
>swede took offense on Joe promoting the use of the word cuck
>>69067293
>>69067293
is that dubai
schilling is a lost cause, why does rogan bother
>Mexican stem cells
>addicted to alpha brain
its onnit time now boys
stack your products bros
cue the hemp force mustard
>>69067189
>>69067293
My girl Mackenzie thicc af
When is her legacy debut?
>>69067468
i hope you're pretending goof
>>69067468
already happened
>>69066953
Is it as easy for black guys to get laid in Finland as they say?
link to adultswim dc jones short?
>#powerfulcuck
>>69067128
missing out lad
the update is magnificent
>>69067546
>>69067549
She already debuted?
What?
>>69067293
since when did arianny get ass implants
Jon Jones BTFO Conor McGregor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fCoRy2EXLE
>has a hematoma in his rib cage
>no bro get off the anti inflammatorys and get on this shroom tech instead
>>69067645
conor would meme all over jones
>>69067664
Why doesn't he just tell him to smoke weed and get him high?
I thought that's where this was going 30 minutes ago.
>>69067687
because onnit doesnt sell weed
Happy 24th Birthday To Rose Namajunas
>>69066138
>schaub
#powerfulcuck
>>69067704
>implying aubrey isn't selling dime bags to middle schoolers in the alley behind the onnit gym
Does the WWE promote Brock's UFC fights?
>>69067736
"Brock is a unique proposition, but just to get to the broader question: UFC is not a competitor to the WWE because we are entertainment and UFC is competitive sport," McMahon said in an interview with Business Insider. "It's very different. WWE is all about protagonists and antagonists where ultimately our conflicts are settled in the ring with action that is akin to Hollywood."
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/29/12056624/stephanie-mcmahon-ufc-fighters-lose-credibility-upon-defeat
>>69067645
>weight classes dont matter for champions like Conor McGregor
>that HGH gut on Joe
>>69067768
>ultimately our conflicts are settled in the ring with action that is akin to Hollywood.
"the shit kind of action"
>Stop taking your treatment, have you tried ONNIT bullshit pills #5594?
>>69067781
Pics?
>>69067781
GSP-esque is joe in his hgh gut joe.
>>69067604
legacy 58
lol at how mainstream cuck is
>>69067851
When's that?
I can't find it in the OP.
EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://youtu.be/ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://youtu.be/ZSgxSsVlaZg
>>69065215
Dos Anjos
Lewis
Muhammad
Duffy
Pyle
>>69067789
Joe Rogan is aging like milk, it's almost sad. I don't want him to die by the age of 50.
it must hurt to hear that your boxing is worse than travis fucking browne's
why was schaub such shit at mma?
who alpha cuck here
>>69067890
Weirdo
>>69067893
What did he mean by alpha cuck?
>>69067883
>PVZ
kys
>>69067883
PREMIER
>>69067874
At least it's somewhat separate from the racial element.
>>69067892
You sound angry
>>69065215
is that the main card?
>>69067927
There's not really a main card.
It's all on fightpass.
>>69067892
>memed on Arlovski and beat Gonzaga
>shit
Who is your favorite fighter of 100% European descent?
Is Rogan going to give Schilling the talk?
>>69068017
Doesn't sound like he loves him enough.
Does anyone have the WEBM of Bisping hugging his family?
>>69068000
Khabib
>>69068017
He's trying, but joe's too alpha and joe might get heem'd if he runs his mouth like he did to schaub.
>>69068042
rogan probably has at least 1 gun on him, not that he needs it
>>69068017
he's only been knocked out 3 times,
>>69068017
no cause schilling already quit mma and hes not a bad kickboxer
>>69068042
joe would choke him out in under a minute
>>69068092
>literally gets knocked out by someone who is debuting in kickboxing
>>69068106
You're crazy bro, joe would fuck him up.
>>69067883
Is Eugene the epitome of an alpha male?
Smart
Funny
Badass
Talented
>>69068140
yes
he should team up with miesha tate
>>69068140
You forgot Black.
>>69064714
adan will never notice you downie
commit kill yourself
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69057945
News:
>Magny vs Kim official
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/winner-of-10-of-11-neil-magny-meets-dong-hyun-kim-at-ufc-202-in-las-vegas
>Hall vs White scrapped
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ryan-hall-vs-alex-white-featherweight-bout-scrapped-from-ufc-fight-night-91-in-sioux-falls
>Sage gets signed by Reebok, some can gets jealous
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/29/12060306/sage-northcutt-signs-solo-deal-with-reebok-gets-flamed-by-ex-ufc-lightweight-mma
>>69068140
'Yes'
is drysdale jiu jitsu a meme?
>>69068247
I want to do sex to her.
>>69068270
sorry brah
>>69068270
make sex in my poosy anon
You wrote ALL of that ""poem"" and LITERALLY NOBODY cared
LMAO
>>69068262
whos this semon demon?
>>69068335
Amanda Bobby Cooper
will she make it to 30?
>>69068352
>>69068262
Flat as a board.
>>69068437
this webm makes me want to punch her
R8 my body
>>69068437
I'd heem this twink.
>>69068469
yeah take your best shot buddy
>>69065215
Deux Nachos
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69068556
nice ban evasion
>>69068437
>literally that swedish boy from that webm
>frog fitness
>>69068589
the madman
who do you think is p4p top meme fighter of all time?
"Brendan (Schaub) is a great guy" - Luke Thomas
>>69068589
ayy
>Ngannoued
also who the fuck has so much time to shoop shit like this
>>69068816
>also who the fuck has so much time to shoop shit like this
No idea, some cuck made it after i posted this
so if ngannou and namajunas had a baby... baby's last names would be ngann'jounas?
>>69065215
RDA
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69068841
dank/10
ngannouposting is the future
>>69068660
He's still my boy
>>69068875
who is this erection-instigator refrigerator?
>>69068974
chloe "filthy whore" moretz
>>69065976
Nah UFC 190 was far worse.
>>69068183
>Magny vs Kim official
man, what the fuck
Magny's only loss in his last 11 fights is Maia
He ought to be fighting someone higher up
Matter of fact, he should've been fighting Woodley
Is previous thread the GOAT new meme of 2016?
Jimmo murderers caught
>>69069143
I agree
Lawler should be fighting Maia or Thompson but Dana is a beta and caved to Woodley
>>69065215
Eddie
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
Does anyone have a good recipe for cupcakes?
>>69069143
i hope Dong chicken wings him
lanky house nigger
>>69069203
roid rage
>>69069203
found one of them on twitter
https://twitter.com/tonywodan
>>69069220
1 previous thread
2 cups of previous thread
12 tbsp of previous thread
Mix it together and put it in the oven at 425 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes and you'll get a hot and spicy previous thread
>>69069203
now only if this would happen to every drug user
>>69069223
>lanky house nigger
you use this insult a lot
does it basically mean any non-ebonics-speaking black person?
>>69069227
what a faggot
>>69069274
it means a black person who sucks up to white people. black people call anyone who isn't a street nigger it though, yeah. i'm not rory fan btw.
>>69067150
That it is desu, I quite like it
>>69069378
This is a top contender for one of the dumbest posts I've ever read on 4chins. Guillotine yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIBi_lszsg
>the islamic nation of aikido
I have multiple never before seen previous thread pictures saved on my computer but I've been travelling so much I haven't had a chance to use it
>>69069378
yeah, most of the times I see it used it's towards black people who don't act like thug niggas
>>69069431
oh and to clarify it comes from field niggers who worked outside vs house niggers who worked inside and had better living conditions and privileges. so the field niggers were jelly.
>>69069184
It's legit the shittiest meme of /heem/
>>69069471
You have to go /b/ack
>>69066291
Yes. DC will win. My repeating digits confirm this
>>69069506
don't give him (you)s lad
>>69069471
Unfortunately, you can't talk like that on /heem/.
>>69069509
no, YOU have to go back
to africa
>>69069378
>I'm not Rory fan btw
Nice try Rory fan
Whatever happened to you anyway? Where is the trip?
>>69066342
>sage taking anything but goofy photos and roids
Top schmek
What motivates you /heem/?
what did they mean by this?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHNq3PoBG_-/
>>69069220
take a cup of flour add it to the mix
>>69065215
RDA via unanimous decision
Nelson via HEEM
Jouban via TKO
Duffy via TKO
Pyle via whocares
>>69069526
Cuz they know it's true. No one can argue.
>>69069631
chokes
>>69069633
i dont know i don't speak poverty
>>69067078
(You)
>>69069506
>bulgaria not having taste in memes
I'm not surprised
>>69069682
how much can you bench press?
who /jits/
Will Rory fan make his return before UFC 200?
>lesnar isn't even training for this fight
>he hasn't trained in 4 years
Hunt will kill him
>>69069731
who /stand&bang/ here
>>69069734
You got permabanned for ban evasion a while ago
>>69069734
Mate we get it, you're unbanned now
Whoopee, just get back to making some WebM's
>>69069745
>>lesnar isn't even training for this fight
What makes you say that? He's been traning since wrestlemania, that's 3 months now.
>>69069745
He's been training all the time bro, what are you on about?
fuck cm punk
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHPWpZzjdzA/
who /previous thread/ here
>firas picks Edgar to beat Aldo at 200
>firas picks Lesnar to beat Hunt at 200
>firas picked Rory to beat Thompson
what does this mean lads? Aldo and Hunt both win @ 200.
>>69069789
No one has time to click links friends, you're supposed to post a screencap
>>69069801
Firas is the biggest meme in MMA right now
>>69069764
No I didn't.
>>69069774
I never stopped.
Just wait I've got some big things planned for next week.
>>69069749
>daily brain cell losses
>>69069749
who /wall&stall/ here
>>69069801
>coach picks the person he coaches to beat his opponent
wow who would have thought
garbage post
>>69069709
I'm sure as an american you have a taste for everything, though.
>>69069842
I have a taste for your sister if you know what i mean (and i think you do)
>>69069842
I do
I only post the premier memes from the finest boards, and I can confidently say that previous thread is the best meme in the history of this website
>>69069881
it's /hoc/ tier shit that died within one thread
>>69069777
He looks ripped af bro, what's your point?
>>69069853
I just thought it would be super fun if Nate's gf said some shit like this on his upcoming well paid dive so the potato meme man can retain his hype
>>69069902
You are a /hoc/ crossposter who will be dead by the end of this thread goof
Who /hardwook/ here?
How was that Rogancast with Schilling?
>>69069860
But I don't have one.
>>69068660
undoubtedly Prince Patel
>>69069932
every rogancast is shilling
>>69069929
i'm /hardwook/
>>69069932
lots of cuck talk and the rest was just rogan telling him to replace his medicine with onnit supplements and marijuana
>>69069929
early stoppage tbqh
>>69069899
who is this vaginally elastic geriatric?
>>69069965
>>69069929
Why is Vitor such a pussy? He's an extremely athletic guy with extensive grappling and MMA knowledge, getting mounted is not supposed to be the end, sure he might not win that round but fight is still going, he just laid there waiting to get pounced.
>>69069905
joanna has very obvious partial jewish ancestry. like most poles, especially ones from formerly german cities like she is.
>>69069959
Cool I'll listen when it comes on youtube
>>69069829
u mad
>>69070012
not much you can do with the natty goat chris "chris" weidman on top of you
When are we going to do the predictions for UFC 200, lads?
Thanks for posting the previous thread.
I needed to catch up on the latest /heem/ banter
>>69070143
>you will never kidnap all the top WMMA contenders and breed with them in your basement to produce the best female fighter in human history
heem me now
>>69070143
>babby doll
I too would like to know what the deal is
>>69070051
>long face
>prominent, slightly crooked jaw
>strong nose
>tawny complexion
>large, seemingly elongated teeth
of course for all intents and purposes other than genetic, she's 100% polish and patriotic to boot. but she clearly has jewish ancestry.
>>69070012
trt belfort was the real shit
he's got pussified after this
>>69070175
but if they bred with you the kids would be shit at sports and fighting, anon
>>69070147
I already have.
>>69070197
are you going to gas her?
>>69070244
>60 to win 20
>>69070175
Pillar that's the hottest thing you've ever said.
I'm glad you're alive and able to form these thoughts to share with us.
>>69070253
i'd rather GOY her desu
>>69070253
she can gas my mouth iykwim famalam
>>69070244
>-300
good odds t b h, anyone know where i can make a prop bet on DC winning via succ?
>>69070350
>Lawler at -200 against Woodley
If that ain't free money I don't know what is. Strange things have been happening though.
Jones is going to get heem'd.
He should be -600 not -300
Something is up
>>69070387
I've got a feeling that Lawler gets heemed
senpai desu
>>69070408
Odds for the first fight were also at -300 casual. And no he's the one who'll be doing the heeming. This one isn't going to decision. Mark my words.
>>69069203
>25th homicide of 2016
Seems a bit high no? For Canada I mean.
>>69070244
I hope you're prepared to lose that $60
>>69070408
I dont think you understand how odds work bud
>>69070415
Lawler is primed for a chuck lidell style chin deletion
Fuck,RDA is considered a huge fav and literally playing peanuts
Shouldnt be such a huge gap tbqh
>>69070441
An hour's wage? I think I'll be alright.
>>69070461
black man deleted chuck's chin
black man delete lawler's chin?
>>69070297
Wait what? Free? That wasnt me
>>69070482
RDA has looked like a terminator while Alvarez has been unimpressive. it makes sense
>>69070484
What do you do?
>>69070544
Professional internet liar, he is
>>69070505
woodley is chinese
>Cormier tears his ACL in training
>pulls out of 200
>is replaced by Rumble
>>69070436
lol
the washingtontimes just posted a story saying i live in the worst place in america
You're losing all your belts AKA believe you me
>>69070633
Where? In my city there has been 54 homicides so far this year.
>>69070673
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/28/miami-tops-list-of-the-50-worst-cities-to-live-in-/
>>69070673
>looking through our homicide tracker
>see this
holy shit
I wew be like a ghost in dere
he'll tink im dere but im not
he'll tink im not dere and I wew be yeh
>>69070513
Don't you lie to me pillar.
That had to be you.
I even read it in your voice (as I do all Australian posts).
>>69070730
paranoid schizophrenia is one helluva drug
Guys Schaub is acting weird as fuck on Twitter right now. He's typing in caps and putting exclamations on everything. He's going on and on about how he's been "Order 66'd" and "they got Order 66 on me". He says he's hit up the FBI so I guess it's serious. Anyone know what it's about? CTE?
>>69070807
that guy is a creep
>>69070688
NMB here. Fite me at Heem 1 pls.
>>69070807
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>>69070847
i can barely walk
>>69070197
is joanna the first jewish ufc champion?
>>69070432
Remember when he looked like hot garbage against OSP and hasn't finished anyone since the great Chael Sonnen three years ago?
>>69070874
>i can barely walk
what's wrong bby?
>>69070919
>hot garbage
>broke OSP's arm and dominated every round in every part of the match
He played a very conservative game, but that's all.
>>69070824
then why does he have a wife?
will she win again?
>>69071066
No, she'll get destroyed this time. Mark my words.
>>69070955
His legs are trembling with fear at the thought of fighting you
Question. I watch MMA,NFL,MLB and NBA. But I don't go to the threads on /sp/. What the fuck do they talk about in those threads since there aren't any games on for NFL and NBA? I mean with /heem/ it's easy because there are fights all year long. Shit there are going to be three events next week.
-Sincerely Piana Poster
i don't know, i only browse /heem/
>>69071085
Another fellow Piana poster here. I believe they just discuss trades and what went wrong with ____'s season and how to fix _____.
>>69071085
trades...... draft
it's bs
>>69071085
Why do you care? They all hate us.
>>69065215
>Dos Anjos
>Lewis
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Pyle
Who watching /TUF/ tonight?
>>69065215
Raphael dos Anjos
Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban
Joseph Duffy
Alberto Mina
>>69071183
They hate us cause they ain't us.
rate his hair
>>69071268
Liking cagefighting is fringe and douchey.
>>69071368
You're a big douche
>>69071301
thatedgykidinmiddleschool/10
12 days left to the big show, lads. Will we really get no injuries?
>>69065028
Hes gonna tap to a triangle this time.
>>69071425
Brock is wrestling for the WWE tonight in Hawaii.
Can't believe Dana let Brock do that.
>>69071406
For you.
>>69065207
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana.
>>69071458
I love this meme
>>69071458
what a fucking weirdo
>>69065382
STAY AWAY FROM MY FUTURE WIFE!!!!!
>>69065215
Rda
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69065587
I JUST GOT A BONER
>>69065587
did he get the talk?
>>69071603
No. See: >>69068042
How long until Khabib gets heemed with his sloppy ass stand up?
>>69069143
That's because he's been fighting nothing but cans
Kim is a perfectly good matchup for him to really see where he's at
>>69070244
Lol look at the big spender here
>>69071667
Yeah Kim is underrated to casuals for some reason
Reminder that Nate beat him at 170
>>69071085
Rich bless
>>69071704
post slip
>>69071704
How much are you betting dickhead
>>69071839
Enjoy your ban bud, hope you got your picks in.
>>69069631
GOLD
MONEH
NUMBAS
MAOUEVEMENT
>>69066520
https://youtu.be/x7os1C3bn_4
>>69071839
Why you gotta do this shit"?
>>69071940
>>69071802
I'm not betting because i'm not a degenerate child
However I also know that risking only 60 dollars on a -300 which equals to a 20 dollar possible profit is absolutely laughable
>>69070436
edmonton has a lot of somalis
>>69072116
>it's a gilbert melendez banging suburb chicks episode
>>69072104
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG0VgxSDYDx/?taken-by=itsvegasdave
>>69072156
What sportsbook takes a bet like this? Somewhere in the Bahamas?
>>69065215
Rafael Dos Anjos
Derrick Lewis
Belal Muhammad
Joe Duffy
Alberto Mina
You guys notice how much better /heem/ is when i post a lot?
my wife is watching this orange is the new black show holy fuck is it ever terrible
>>69072177
idk
guy is probably a phony
>>69072191
Soon she will be craving BBP.
>>69072247
Nice roidgut
>>69072247
would you unironically bang 175lbs cat?
nothing against feminism or anything but 145lbs cat is absolute rough sex against the wall, no-gi
Title: BJ Penn - Failed USADA test, 6 month ban and not what you think.
Speaker: Chael Sonnen
Runtime: 7m51s
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SDvF6V0GQM
>>69072307
This is a great post.
>>69072339
God bless
Also, new TUF episode just started. Who will volunteer for TUF viewing duties?
>>69072227
actually kek'd, thanks bud
>>69072404
Clay's right boys.
is Clay Guida elite?
can we rehash the argument about the mma hour?
THE FIGHTER AND THE KID COMING AT YOU LIVE
norway in charge of diversity
>>69072611
Ackshually, hispanics in America have lower average IQs than blacks (82 vs. 85)...
>>69072296
i'd bang her even if she was 200lbs
NO-NO
NOTORIOUS
>>69072738
I don't believe that, hispanic places are shit but not as shit as black communities.
>>69072611
Where I come from people like you might get slapped
The lighting in those confessionals on TUF is so fucking creepy, it makes them all look like aliens
>>69072611
Casual reminder that
Unfortunately, you cannot say nigger on /heem/.
Enjoy your ban.
>>69072853
I was just refering to the Mexicans in this regard. You guys here are much more similar to the Scandinavian tribes that took over Iberia after the Romans fucked off, which might explain why you have an actual functioning country.
>>69073006
I hope you're happy. Got there just in time to make the new thread. Congratulations. I'm sure you're mother is so proud of her baby boy.
>>69073085
My wife's son is really proud of me, I do it just for him
He loves you guys here on /heem/
>>69072940
Nigger is a small town in Norway. But you wouldn't know about that Bob, would you?
>>69073006
>his name is new thread
>>69073006
BTFO
>>69073006
Why are mods so retarded?
>>69073223
What is with you guys and making threads so early?
Based mods are literally saving /heem/
that thread was good wtf
lol I'm actually glad
>>69073276
wait until the 500 post limit goofball
>>69073259
by stopping new threads too early?
>>69073290
that other autist doesnt
Every time one of you guys does this we get one step closer to /asp/ banishment.
>>69073290
Literally never makes a difference, people make early threads ALL THE TIME
>>69073314
Yes it does poopface
>>69073308
You say this literally every time faggot, no one cares
>>69073333
No it doesn't dumbass
>>69073370
Yes it does piss cube
>>69073376
No it doesnt semen square
Come on guys chill out.
Who gives a fuck if the thread is a few posts early or not?
Just wait til 500, but if someone posts early it's cool.
It's just a fucking thread.
Calm your autism.
Never
Stop
Thinking
About
Me
REMEMBER THAT TIME
YOU GOT BTFO
500
>>69073756
Mate...
>>69072156
if this post is dubs then nunes wins
>>69065215
Raphael dos Anjos
Roy Nelson
Alan Jouban
Joseph Duffy
Alberto Mina
Heeming this thread...
With no survivors
me
