ask a kinky perv porn addict anything - will post random pics if people like them.
love to be degraded/humiliated <3 on cam now jerking off trying to think of what else to do to be a bigger online slut lol
feeling so good
<- please take advantage of this faggot while im in the right mindset
Girl With Glasses Thread.
why? because they are so cute. like this one!
also feel free to please post nudes if you want. thank you
Ugh, she's so fucking cute
>>23164093
I concur. Go post her in the crush thread for me.
She looks like the mom from that 70s show
atm thread
take a picture of yourself right now
pose or not, you have to post your first attempt
>>23163880
Lennon Lives
atm i'm doing absolutely nothing
cool hair op
There's nothing to do in this shithole so, NC meet-up thread.
19/m/828/bi
Boring ass state.
828
M/37 here
>>23163664
What part of 828 you in?
>>23163670
West of Asheville.
Would anyone in Edinburgh like to maybe just meet/go on a date with a shy fat girl? I've never had a real relationship and i'm a bit lonely. I don't ever find the chance to meet people.
I'm not in Ediburgh but you could try posting your picture? I know it's a bold move but you might get more love that way....?
>>23163438
Just chat with an American?
>>23163438
i live near edinburgh, post pic. i have no issue with "bigger" girls, i like it, and im shy too.
No friday night drunk thread?
Post what you're drinking!
Get talkin!
Vodka
Dark Rum
Whiskey
Vanilla Coke
my fucking jam
Heya, just got home.
Get off my front cam baby.
ARTISTIC TUMBLR THREAD
Tumblr Address:
satans-sphinx.tumblr.com
Picture is me!
Tumblr is mostly SFW.
Gleadhill.tumblr.com
i post anime, wrestling, tv shows, movies, always sunny, general things i find funny, some nsfw.
i follow back
i answer all asks.
Ask thread.
what's your craziest drug experience?
>>23161434
Got shittons of work and don't feel like doing it.
>>23161447
Haven't done anything.
>>23161447
Did you stab a strawberry today.
So guys, shorter hair or longer hair? Also a general rate thread I guess since that will undoubtebly follow
>>23161136
Get a fuckin tan and grow a beard
>>23161164
It's winter and I hate beards
Where are the PAWGs on this board?
No fatties, just curvy/thick.
They don't exist bro. They're mythical, a thing of legend.
I hope to prove the PAWG theory more than just a theory, but an empirical fact.
I wish to discover the PAWG.
>>23157169
Damn
MFW I got my first vibrator, but my vagina is almost completely insensitive and I feel really deprived of one of the few pleasures in life. (Clit works though, so at lest I have that).
Femanons, pls tell me how good it feels to have a sensitive vadge. I wanna know. I wanna experience it through you.
Also femanons with insensitive vaginas, share your pain.
And also tips?
>>23141457
I don't get anything from a vibrator inside of me. Are you expecting to? Is that normal? It's all about that clit stim
![6a4ede3f09c46d251892b45b8485952b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TD5cfni.jpg "6a4ede3f09c46d251892b45b8485952b[1]")
is it a g-spot vibe? i was the same way for a long time and then i got one of these and its the tits, lemme tell ya
>>23141457
Find a man with a decent sized dick. Flesh feels infinitely better than rubber. Make sure he's 7+ and thick. Anything less is a joke.
This is a dirty instant message thread. Feel free to also post your Snapchat or Kik username here. Everyone is welcome; say what you're looking for, don't send people what they don't want. Call out people who send you what you don't want.
Hopefully this thread puts an end to the other numerous shitty contact threads.
23/m/straight
Kik Texan186
Snap snapmatt991
19/m/straight
Kik Renamesk
Want: female to talk dirty/pic with
Do not want: males or males pretending they are females
>>23134984
Kik - speeder970
M looking for F, also looking for groupchats or interesting conversations
Newer Skype Thread
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>Pic
>Contact Info
>A/S/L
23/us
>Favorite Music
psychedelic, trip hop, chillwave
>Favorite Movies
truman show, lost in translation
>Favorite TV Shows
recently: f is for family, malcolm in the middle
all-time: king of the hill, that 70s show, archer, american dad
>Interests
psychedelics, animals, laughing
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
no
>Contact Info
foxbroc
Newer Skype Thread
>A/S/L
18/M/CT
>Sexual Orientation
Str8
>Text / Mic / Cam
YES
>Favorite Music
Black metal, Death metal, Metalcore big music fan
>Favorite Movies
LOTR. Starwars
>Favorite TV Shows
Friends
>Favorite Books
music theory shit
>Favorite Vidya
SKyrim
>Interests
Guitar and music thats it
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
nop
>What languages do you speak?
english
>Pic
related.fgt
>Contact Info
Melgarth Grant
>A/S/L
24/m/canada
>Sexual Orientation
That seems like a subtle way to try to increase your chances of getting laid. Like "I AM MALE AND I LIKE VAGINAS SO UM YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT?"
>Text / Mic / Cam
text, then mic, and then cam. Only by showing me your skill can you reach the third and final level.
>Favorite Music
Undertale OST, Queen, Micheal Jackson, Roller Mobster, to name a few.
>Favorite Movies
Cyberbully because it's way too fun to make fun of while watching it with friends.
>Favorite TV Shows
I really like pawn stars I guess. But everytime I hear it I keep thinking it's "porn stars"
>Favorite Books
1984, Animal farm
>Favorite Vidya
http://i.imgur.com/5ghLM3P.jpg
>Interests
Collecting old video games(recently just sold all mine though.) smoking weed/making cannabis edibles. I also like watching trip reports from people on Youtube even if I only smoke pot. I wanna try LSD or maybe mushrooms someday though. I also enjoy Philosphy and Psychology to a lesser extent. I like to hear peoples different experiences as it helps me be a better talker/listener. Speaking of that, I like to talk. I'm pretty opinionated when I have a topic on my mind.
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Not unless they're my own. Too many angry highschool kids in those t-
Oh wait? they're mostly adults? oh...well...shit.
>What languages do you speak?
A bit of Hungarian. If you know Hungarian add me so I don't have to pay for language lessons.
>Pic
I don't think you need that to drive your decision on adding me.
>Contact Info
metalatari2600
P.S: I talk a lot and can go on random tangets about what interests me. So make sure you enjoy reading before adding me. I do like playing video games/having casual conversation but I like going deep into certain subjects. Also if you're an asshole or try to project some sort of angry persona towards me i'm just going to laugh at you and block you.
Just chill out and relax with me. And be curious!
How about a meetup experiences thread?
Post your experiences meeting with someone you met online, and how it turned out afterwards? What did you do? Do you still keep in touch?
I'll go first, the pic is the closest I have to how I looked when I met them.
>Be 13
>Start playing shitty furry MMO my sister introduced me to before she leaves forever at 18
>Have RL friends, start ignoring them for the internet
>Get sucked into this shitty game for almost a decade, but make some really good friends along the way
>Friend introduces me to friend, who introduces me to friend
>This friend introduces me to this girl, and the three of us hit it off great.
>We had probably been talking for a few weeks when one day we end up talking about where we were from and realize we all live in the same town of the same state
>Find out that the guy and the girl already knew eachother IRL, they're best friends, but the girl is moving soon, thinks he and I should meet up because he doesn't have many other friends
>This is kind of startling to me because we live in a pretty small town, and there aren't a whole lot of otaku shutins in the area that I'm aware of
>We decide to hang out within the next week, and a car shows up at my house a few days later
>I hop in the back seat next to this guy with long ass hair like I've always wanted, accidentally mistake him for the girl at first and am confused/embarrassed
>His mom is driving, his sister is in the passenger seat, and she's cute af.
>Drive a bit more, pick up his other sister from work, she squeezes in next to her brother in the back seat, so he's in the middle.
Dropping the greentext because it's time consuming and this is a long story.
We had to go a bit out of the way to pick her up, so the drive ended up lasting close to an hour but they only lived a few miles away from me. I ended up spending the night at his house and he let me play his 360 games, I beat portal that night after playing it for the first time.
>>23163771
After this night we don't hang out for a while, but we still chat online pretty often. A month or two goes by and they invite me over again, this happens a few times over a few years, mainly we just play games online though from our respective houses.
Start hanging out with him and his sister and her friend a lot, get hit on for the first time in my life, by both of the girls. My friend is interested in her friend, but her friend is the one more interested in me, so I go for both because yolo/I'm a shitty person.
Things do not work out in my favor, the guy is still cool to me and forgives me near instantaneously, but the girls I had a hard time talking to for a while, for obvious reasons. Got to feel the sister's nips though and went on a date with the other, those are good memories.
>Years later, he's my best friend still, I meet a girl, fuck for the first time, awyuss.
>ignore him and all my other friends for her
>I break up with her a few months later for 'reasons'
>meet new girl, she's awesome, kind, funny, and a great artist
>I break up with her for 'reasons' a month later
>Realize I'm still hung up on my friends sister, she won't talk to me still.
>Decide to do something about it, send her long-winded message about how I fucked up, and just didn't know how to handle the situation because I was young and had never had anyone be even remotely interested in me.
>She hasn't thought about it in years, forgives me, but we still don't really talk because it's a bit awkward.
>Start dating a new girl who likes me for who I am
>Is literally the best thing to happen to me in my life, she lives to serve me, calls me master, lets me do whatever I want basically because she had daddy issues and was suicidal and claims I 'saved her' from herself.
>Her mom also died and she has like a $70,000 inheritance she wants to share with me and start our future with.
>Holy shit is this my life what how did I even get this lucky.
Pic is us 6 months after we met
>>23163877
Well, she's a hamplanet alright, but probably the best that you're going to do.
Kudos to you, Friendo.
>>23163877
>As time goes by the power she allows me to have over her gets to my head. I start to expect and demand her attention, and her subservience.
>I start becoming controlling over her, she doesn't like it and we have problems. We break up and get back together once or twice a month, for a year afterward, constantly playing mind games with each other, threatening to hurt ourselves if the other left. Real fucked up immature shit on both sides. She starts camming with guys online doesn't think it's that bad, so I start talking to girls too, and she gets jealous as fuck immediately. She starts talkign to one of my old friends and they end up sexting and sending nudes. Doesn't think it's 'that bad' either, they're ONLY words and pictures, anon. I make it stop. I get over it, I think WE got over it. We didn't. She didn't stop. At this point I hate her and her treacherous ways. I can hardly stand to look at her, but I also love her still, and just want things to be better between us.
Ugh, it's late and this is really hard for me to tell desu, sorry if it comes out a bit garbled but if you have questions I can answer any.
Shit gets worse from there, we break up and get back together some more, she sluts it up some more. I start getting angrier and angrier, end up becoming (And I admit it now, though I had a hard time for a while.) abusive towards her, both mentally and physically, though I've never made her bleed or anything like that, it was always shoving and slapping, not that it's any better. She breaks up with me, decides to get back together with me, this court thing happened and it looked like I might face some jail time, she breaks up with me preemtively because "She doesn't want to risk being involved" Court thing blows over, charges dropped, we get back together because whatever I don't have anything else to do.
>The girl who I and my friend knew in the mmo moves back to town.
>The four of us, (Me, my gf, him, and her) all start hanging.
Hawaii thread? I know most likely no one on /soc/ is here but one can hope right?
22/f/oahu
Yep! honolulu
Im around sortof. 24/m/Kailua
>>23163819
>>23163808
I'm in Kailua! Do you guys have kik?
