SAY WHATEVER CROSSES YOUR MIND- SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT VOCAROO, SONGS, POEMS, BABBLE, YOU NAME IT.
Also, to the mod who has been deleting all the threads that did not break the rules. Please do not delete this thread. Thanks.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oW4lV3A0f1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Y5H3ROYqq
>>23164810
I agree make it better pls I'm gonna start making these all the time so there is less ratio of dick/trap/rate to quality threads lmao.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gkAt6r27Td
posting with little content
sorry for being alive
Louisiana thread
/LSU/ here from Nola
Here from cenla
Thibodaux reporting in
BR here.
How about that? Obama's coming to get assassinated at McKinley High
ITT: We recount the first time we did the bad touch upon ourselves
I'll start
>Be 11, quite sheltered and clueless in the ways of sex, porn and all that crud
>Do very little outside of play vidaya and watch TV
>Wasn't allowed outside much as a kid either
>Finally get a laptop and internet, spend time doing what 11 year old me did
>Get told about porn by some older friends
>Initially confused as to why someone would watch "prawns" as opposed to eat them
>Friend records some on phone and shows me to end my confusion, tells me about Redtube
>Go on Redtube, boobs and vajayjay everywhere
>My mind is fucking blown
>Never masturbated before, but I get the jist of what must be done by watching the videos
>Whip out the ol' one eyed snake in the living room
>Sister across the room from me watching TV
>Mother sitting at the table at the back of the room (not that big a room anyway) doing whatever
>Stealth fap as best as I can
>Ejaculate, not that much and no sperm, but eh, feels good mayne
>Exit tab, delete history, run to the bathroom, wash my hand and revel in this new discovery
>>23169906
You kids have it easy nowadays. Try getting ahold of porn before the internet.
>be 13
>haven't even seen tits except sneaking down the stairs when parents are watching basic instinct after I went to bed
>one night at my grandparents house late at night
>they are out having dinner
>grandpa has binoculars (wtf you old perv?)
>brother and I use them to spy on neighbors across the backyard
>see neighbors cock through window (wow this wasn't the greatest idea)
>put binoculars away
>brother says you can watch porn on tv by putting cable on spice channel and changing the tv input to channel 7 (oldfags remember this)
>you can barely make out nipples through the fuzziness but can hear fucking clearly
>watch for 20 minutes trying to see pussy
>have hardon so long it begins to hurt (don't know about bluebells yet)
>go to bathroom to see if I can make it go down
>play with dick and realize the more I play with it the better it feels
>all the sudden i get tingle in my body then I shudder hard and cum erupts out of my dick
>WTF
>nobody told me about this shit
>I hope nothing is wrong with my cock
>>23169977
blueballs*
I'm high as balls on LSA, what's everyone up to?
Bump
Seriously though, what's good folks?
general dick r8 thread?
>look at my peen
>>23169590
i'd lick it.
< i've been playing with it but it's not fully erect... sorry
>>23169590
cool dick, bro
decided to pick up a pump. i'd recommend messing around with one.
Guess ethnicity thread?
>Inb4 potato camera and angsty face
Don't guess nationalities.
>>23169183
Are you Gingerian?
where im from?
OMEGLE THREAD
Come on guys, everyone on the /soc/ tag is a blackscreener who says nothing
>>23168991
no one ever goes on
recite the same I recite http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oxHI7kF6vJ
Now I want to socialize.
My soul do not dies.
The spirits rise, just rise
to the skies, to the skies.
Don't stop in the guise.
Be in Him, reject the lies.
I'm waiting here...
what hour in ur place
New rate thread? Other one is dead
>>23168851
Sydney needs more like her/10
>inb4 maxim impersonating wominzs
>>23168851
8/10. You look like you need some sleep.
The rules on this board prohibit drug hookups, and this isn't that. What I want to know is how the fuck you go about finding dealers in your area. I usually buy from somebody in my home state, but I'm not there right now and I have no contacts. People say you don't need to look very far, and that it's easy to find weed pretty much anywhere, but I have no idea where to start.
Didn't know what kind of pic to include, didn't want to scare people away because RULES.
Im in a similar situation. Just moved dont know anyone here in Asheville
Anybody?
I got a sniff hook up by going to a house party in the poor part of the city.
They literally drove up, gave me a sample, and thier number and fucked off.
ITT:Say what you want to say to other /soc/ialites
>directed at pic related
Quit your bitching, if it weren't that ridiculous blonde sponge on top of your head you'd be a total Chad. You got pretty good facial aesthetics and I know you've received nudes before so STFU
Your guys' turn
>>23168416
bump because good thread idea
I think pedro is a meme and probably lies about being a virgin
>>23168620
>probably
Minnesota Thread - Blair Walsh Did Nothing Wrong Edition
26 / M / Twin Cities here
White / Straight / Skinny
Looking for women (If those even exist here) or traps to chat and maybe share pics with. Dudes are cool too if you wanna talk about the Vikings (And you have accepted the Zim Zam as your own personal lord and savior)
Kik: jh_mpls
Pls no Wisconsin bullies.
20/m
Cheetajan looking for trans girls to hookup
How are there so few responses yet the WI thread has dozens, with some actual women too?
These threads never go over well, do they?
New Jersey hook up thread! Anyone from the garden state post your kik.
Wildboy21
hi jerseyans
23 m bi 856
yaaas_kween
(just because thread for here doesn't exist)
21/m/manhattan rn
bored looking for someone to drink a lot of alcohol with and smoke ganja (and hopefully cigarettes too) with
What are y'all drinkin tonight, /soc/? I've made myself a cosmo because I'll be straight up: I'm a fag.
Drink n chat, or just chat. I'm lonely.
>>23168323
What would you like to talk about? Halftime. So I have some time.
>>23168396
Shit, anything. Tell me about yourself, what sport you're watching (look at how uncultured I am), what you're drinking, who you're with.
>>23168323
Rum and pepsi, watching the Packers and Cards and playing Civ V. Wife is out with a friend so it's just me here. Sup?
Caribbea Thread
Is anyone in /soc/ from, currently living or planning to visit the caribeean? If so, where?
Also general thoughts about it
>carribean thread
>map doesn't include New Orleans
it's like you really hate us
>>23167494
St.lucia reporting in
>>23167511
Haha cool how is it going over there?
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