fugggg hookup thread archived while I was writing my >gts
lets res this zombie
oldthread:
>>23482604
Alright boys, here's a story from my on-campus days. (Prior stories were from my summer back home in the city I'm from)
>going to university in small city (~.5 M)
>hit up the only good asian grocery store in this bunghole
>bump into my first gf ever AKA practice girl, from my home city. no shit her yellow ass would be at the chinamart
>i used to finger this girl behind the portable classrooms
>was a solid 6/10
>probably about a 6.5/10 now, but now her bod is 8/10
>used to be tubster, now i'm /fit/
>"wow anon, you're so hot now"
>you've changed a lot too, girl!
>she's trashy af now tho
>she's attending another small college for some noob-level IT shit
>"we should definitely catch up sometime!" she says while lightly gripping my arm
>yaoklol
>few days go by and i forget about her
>get a text
>"hey anon! so glad we're in the same city now. can you come over and help me with blah blah blah howdoishotwebs"
>i heard this bit before
>im horny but i needa get my shit done
>surelol, lemme finish my lab
>"can't wait!"
>finally get finish my shit and drive over to her place. ~10pm
>meet in foyer
>sup. so what are you having issues with?
>"oh my boyfriend is so needy! hes always so paranoid blah blah blah"
>i was asking about her assignment. she hadn't even mentioned him until this point
>she cant stfu about him, turns out it was this guy i knew who went to her highschool and now they LDR af
>get to her apt, she has 2 roommates. tall slender small town white girl, petite persian girl
>now these two types are my mango jam boys, fukkin exotic delicacies for me right here
>turn my kanto league cap backwards and throw out some pokeballs
>tryin' to catch one of these wild pokemon here in the tall grass
>get the persian girl to low hp
>trashyex keeps trying to turn the convo attention to her
>its not very effective...
>eventually she can't handle her rustled jimmies
>literally pulls me by the arm into her room
>"you have to help me anon!"
>yeah alright fine niceguy.tshirt
>>23502672
>shows me her shit, its a nub-level programming assignment in python
>get started fixing her broken ass code, maybe i can get back to princess persia and escape the sands of time here
>turn around to explain something to her
>she has changed into her pjs
>when the fuck did that happen
>"i wanted to be in something comfier! teehee"
>remember the fact that my home city ships its trash to this one
>chortle
>"are you done yet? I wanna go sleep!"
>yeah. but lemme explain this to you.
>she comes and sits on my lap
>pay it no mind
>every time i point to a line she leans forward and pushes her butt against my crotch
>semi
>pretty sure shes not wearing panties underneath
>last line of code;
>}
>"wait what!? you're done?!"
>yeah it was easy. how about a thank you kiss?
>turn my cheek to her
>she leans in
>last minute turn my head so she kisses me on the lips
>"anon you're so bad!"
>yeah trashyho i know.
>stares at me for a few seconds
>grabs the back of my neck and starts making out with me
>shes just as sloppy as she was in grade 10
wait sorry BRB boys, i gotta get to the store before it closes
>>23502720
it has been an hour
rip
/soc/ oldfag thread
post if you're an oldfag or looking for an oldfag
no cyberbullying
>>23508110
Christ.
Been here since 12 and only a handful of people remember.
>>23508110
Ya guys. Post if you came to 4chan 8-10 years after it was created.
GOGOGO!
>>23508110
prove you're an oldfag?
>2011-2013 still can't into timestamp
Well, no Illinois thread. I will start off, even though I doubt most of y'all will find a grill.
23/Male/Bisexual.
I like to crossdress as well as dress and act like a dude (if still slightly effeminate). Looking for chat, people who don't mind cding, and anything in between. Stuck in 217. Hit me up fellow Illinois bitches.
>>23504420
I am dumb, kik is Ramesses025
19/m/str8
Im from the northwest burbs and down to chill and smoke if thats what you're into.
snapchat:ephillips53
>>23504437
whats cding?
tumblr thread !
post your url and what you post and whatever
fawnleht
> plants, art, aesthetic, some other gay stuff you know
Alpharadian.tumblr.vom things I find funny, aestheticis, some vaporwave
>http://neuralfirestorm.tumblr.com/
>night photography - concert posters
>nature - architecture - black and white -
> art - music - typography - design
>reblogs and original content
>some nsfw
any anons feeling sad or lonely? Hit me up on kik and we'll talk
Interested only if non-sexual.
Add billythegrownup
username:KrigarKlas
First impressions thread! Post your picture and give your first impression of as many people as you can.
I'll bite.
And here's me! Gotto do a little more work but when I get back I'll tell you guys what my impression of you is. See you soon!
>>23505718
You com across as serious and ambitious. Probably above avarage inteligence. In college still I feel.
ITT Post a pic and /soc/ says what celebrity you look like
>I'll start
>>23504997
a cuter version of iker casillas? kinda? not really??
Posting a very shitty picture of me because why not.
>>23504997
>>23505162
Not a clue, I'm really bad at this.
>>23505200
Chris Evans
Rate me I guess?
drop pics and rate each other
>>23500436
Can't tell if homely girl or feminine guy
7.5/10, I like the hair, looks very fluffy
>>23500439
clearly a girl, are you high?
>>23500444
Not clearly a girl, their face is very androgynous, a lot of masculine features that stand out.
Assume thread
>>23500890
Cool guy. Likes ppl to assume. Interesting personality
>>23500893
Interested in motorcycles/engines. Chilled sorta guy
8 Inches and Up club.
Get in here...
>>23490379
That's a really nice dick fampai.
>>23491585
Thanks. I guess I'm all alone then by the look of it.
>>23492318
Nah im here
Ass rate thread maybe? Yes?
One more, sorry about the scars, they're just airsoft wounds ;-;
Cutting thread ; Why do you cut, and how?
>>23505024
I'm a straight male..
Date thread.
Post your picture and tell others what kind of date you'd take them on.
Take note and after you're done your partner might even love you a slight bit more than they already do.
Wanna date?
Am I getting left here standing in the rain alone?
>>23498359
>:^(
Picnic in a cornfield maze
Guy hand pic thread?
Pls I'm just a poor girl who wants to see qt guy hands
I'll entertain you
>>23486875
is that good?
>>23486875
hand on bottle for size?
>post my pic on r8 threads
nobody ever makes a rate or even a response
tfw either boring generic looking or worst case scenario I am ugly
>>23506640
called being male
>>23506640
post it here so you can get the individual attention you so deeply crave
>>23506640
Do you rate others or are you just being a whiney faggot?
If 1: rate others
If 2: stop bitching
Bitching and moaning isn't going to solve it, and is getting rated on some shitshow board really going to up your self esteem? If so you're pathetic enough as is, you don't need the kick in the balls.
