An attractive girl on Kik literally told me today that she would be disappointed and would reject me after I showed her a dick pic...
I've never had sex.... I'm so insecure and it's taken over
Please can just one girl respond before I kill myself?
Is there anybody out there that thinks I'm good enough? I've been treated like shit by girls my whole life and all I ever wanted was one to not hate me
Dude, not a girl here. Not even gay. But you're fine. Dick size means just about nothing. Don't get me wrong, a big dick can be helpful, but there isn't anything wrong with what you're packing. Attractive girl or no, she's just actively trying to hurt you and sounds like sort of a bitch. Not a gal I'd want to put my dick in anyways.
>>23515957
Solution: stop showing randoms your cock, retard.
>Please can just one girl respond before I kill myself?
You're never going to fucking kill yourself. Stop threatening and get over your stupidity.
I'm not a girl but your dick is average, you're fine.
Doggie style thread.
>>23512883
My favourite position and hers!
with a penis that small i imagine it's the only position........
Gf and me
Let's see some morning wood.
I sleep in my boxers
>>23510270
more please
>>23510270
Naked is the true way to sleep
Hi guys I'm rating cocks at lucybrady18 on kik
Just to let you know I rate length girth and appearance 1 is pathetic 5 is average and 10 is perfect
If your a 7.5 rating or more you might just get the chance to rate me too;) see you there
>>23515049
obvious trap is obvious
7/10 tho, would vigorously inseminate
Top kek. Some average fucking cunt from nowheresville thinks a bunch of random guys across the internet should salivate at the remote possibility of receiving blurry phone snaps of her flabby tits and thoroughly unremarkable body.
Either that, or OP is a faggot trolling for dick pics.
Thumbs down, nigger. Way the fuck down.
>>23515049
>rate me too
HONK HONK
Meetup in Kansas
>>23514305
Hope you're eastern kanasas, otherwise you may as well stick you dick in a narrow spittoon for the lubrication or a windmill knowing you won't see a female for hundreds of miles in land covered in wheat and cow shit.
316 here
20 m bi
>>23514459
Murica'
How do I make my guy friend fall for me? Please post tips on how to be the perfect girl friend
>>23513083
Why do you want him to fall for you?
>>23513083
Take the D
>>23513104
I really like him
Post them up
swee_dan94
>>23510659
Liviu_Marin
tl;dr: how to deactivate uk post office dating filter without knowing account info?
My retarded internet connection from post office (uk) has a shitty filter so I have to go to a public wifi to use dating sites. My dumb roommates don't even know how to use their own account but it doesn't matter much, I hardly have time for dating sites and I will change the rent in a month
Would really appreciate any advice or critique.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_Gaston_
>>23510659
You need new photos.
Make sure none of your pictures are self taken, make sure they are are in good lighting and not blurry, make sure you look flattering in them.
It's also good to have at least one photo of you with friends to show that you have a social life.
>im a simple person
Aside from the lack of an apostrophe, you don't want to call yourself simple.
The point of these profiles is to sell yourself as a romantic or sexual interest. It's an advertisement. Without lying, write about yourself as the kind of dude a girl would want to date. Don't ever write about anything that isn't a positive.
>since i havnt dated
NO, DO NOT WRITE THIS.
Also, get rid of the emoticons.
>What I’m doing with my life
>Things
Not trying to be a dick, but you need to at least make an attempt to seem interesting.
I can't critique every little thing on this profile.
Basically just rewrite it entirely and try and make yourself seem interesting and at least somewhat productive.
I hate to say it, but a girl isn't going to want to date a guy who doesn't have anything to offer her.
>>23510670
...I honestly don't even know why I even come into these threads. It just makes me feel like an alpha douchebag which I'm really not.
OHIO THREAD
general thread for ohio meet ups
330/440 bi/m/18 here looking to hook up for some nsa action with twink guys my age or girls of any age.
937 m/20 straight with curiosity
20 / trans woman / US
degenerate queer, three months into transition, looking for other trans / queer people in the 440
20/ Male/ 419. To be more specific in Toledo.
I'm stuck in a hotel room in SD Cali
Need a Skype partner for an escape plan
@pma_palooza
what brings you to sd
gender?
>>23514654
Down town?
hey hey hey time to party but first take time not pay attention to the following rules you dipshit turbo dweebs:
>No. fucking. MEMERS.
>Must have a mic and be active if you plan on staying. This isn't the 8th grade dance you never went to where everyone is standing on opposite sides of the gym and not interacting check your social anxiety at the door.
>No pedos. I really shouldn't have to type this but you're all kinda gross.
>Speaking of that...just don't be a fucking weirdo in general.
>Please have some sort of actual good, discerning taste. It's 2016 and liking electro swing or shit bands like Arctic Monkeys or having a Christopher Nolan film in your top 5 just isn't gonna cut it.
>Please don't be a gamer. It's time to stop being a child.
>Don't be a "Kevin Rugg".
https://join.skype.com/vNhb6qMmd2qH
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weeeeeeew
gfg ffgggjghgg
Should I kill myself?
>>23512811
sure, why not? You're not ugly, but yeah suicide is aite.
probably desu
like name one thing worth living for
just ONE
I suggest you don't do that. Think about it, no more food. That's pretty terrifying.
anyone interested in more?
ask me questions to try and determine my personality. i will post random pics of myself when people reply. fun maybe?
love to take requests too. i am a nasty attention whore heh
i'm fuckable gurls? i'm the right guy with the slayer shirt
>>23511995
Learn how to write before even considering posting.
Also no.
>>23511995
no you are not
>>23511995
no, and your sentence structure is equally atrocious.
hi everyone.
Rate me pls, thx
>>23511110
Pretty cute 8/10. Digging the big hair and those DSL.
this is now a rate thread.
>>23511110
Depending on boobs and ass i'd say 6 or 7 out of 10. Would bang!
wide face
My [potential] Tinder profile.
Bio: 6'3". Athletic writer. Momentary Adventurer. Former Olympic Swimmer.
Ladies, would you swipe right? Why or why not? And/or rate pics/bio 1-10.
TIA - comments and suggestions welcome.
(I'm considering replacing pics 2 and 3, they're a little older than the others.)
you look like the stereotypical nerdy guy. Not exciting enough
First of, get rid of "athletic writer". The fuck is that, sounds like you write novels while jogging. Also the whole thing reads just like a resumé dude. Try to be more spontaneous or at least less serious
>>23509288
Care to be a little more specific?
>>23509342
I do actually, it's called the jogtop--a laptop you use while jogging.
I've never seen anyone put 'adventurer' on a resume, also the olympic swimmer thing is a joke--everyone I know calls me Michael Phelps.
But, clearly to someone who knows nothing about me, none of this is obvious, so I'll have to try a different approach.
