Liven your saturday.
>>23751795
those look amazing. you should probably set them free.
>>23751801
they're kinda shy
i'm drunk and sad and running on two hours of sleep and i haven't been on /soc/ in a long time
let's all talk about the boy/girl/trap of our dreams and cry about how we will never find this perfect person and will inevitably be forced to settle for someone who cannot live up to the fantasy we have built in our heads
i'll go first
i guess this could be considered an ideal mate thread but that sounds lame
anyway
i have a very specific person in mind when i think of my dream boy and i know that no one will ever be him because i have built him into a myth in my head over the years, he has become larger than life and is now just a concept, an idea of something greater than me
but the person that he was before i made him into a part of my mythos was tall and skeletal and translucent, his mouth tasted like acetone and his hair looked like cotton candy
he frothed at the mouth for hp lovecraft and he watched me play silent hill and laughed gently at me when i got scared
he's dark and spooky and fascinating, and he lives in russia now, i presume, living in his own sort of pathologic plotline. he got sick with the flu the first time he ever tried to play pathologic and called me up terrified and delirious and i fell in love. he could play the violin and the piano beautifully, and he had an extensive knowledge of dante gabriel rosetti.
he was a ghost before he ever left and i am still in love with him
okay, your turn
>>23747476
prime kek
thx friend
I don't actually have an ideal person and I want to try and explain why.
It is nice to believe that there is someone out there that meets someone's criteria, but in reality there isn't. You won't enjoy or understand the power of your own youth until it fades and goes away. Too many possibilities lay before each and every one of us, and yet we try to solve an simple algebra equation by measuring our dicks. It is nice to believe that there is something ideal, it keeps us motivated and awake.
general rate thread.
Ooo I'm first
>>23746215
7.5
how dare you beat me to my own thread
>>23746215
7 ur qt
MEH THREAD
Let the derailing begin
>A/S/L
28/M/DC
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Relationship Status
happily married
>Text / Mic / Cam
Mic or Cam as I am trying to overcome my social anxiety
>MBTI Type
ISTJ
>Favorite Music
Indie, Surf, Shoegaze, Rockabilly, Goth, Punk. I like anything from Burger Records.
>Favorite Movies
Grand Budapest Hotel, Sunshine, Moonrise Kingdom. Anything Wes Anderson :/
>Favorite TV Shows
Live:Game of thrones, Marco Polo, 30 Rock, Office, Parks and Rec
Anime: Log Horizon, Samurai Champloo, Bakemonogatari
>Favorite Books
Vonnegut, Sedaris, Poe, Lovecraft
>Favorite Vidya
Half Life Series, Ni No Kuni,
>Interests
going to shows, museum hopping, foodie, walking around with some music. Anime cons
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /fa/ /fit/ /gif/ /f/ /soc/
>Are you a NEET?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you looking for?
looking to better my conversational skills, annunciation, and dialogue structures with someone interesting.
>What are you not looking for?
creeps, meeting up, other sources of contact
>Contact Info
himynameiskevin0
Someone post the screencaps of this faggot being a creepy stalker and selfposting in a crush thread. I didn't get to save them from last thread
>>23745687
Make sure to save them next time champ
So what do you do for a living
Boys post your regular, everyday underwear, what you wear to the gym, and your special sexy/date night underwear
If those are different.
I usually wear American Eagle Trunks or Briefs.
Post Skype if you want too
>>23722238
bump
not quite content but is boy in underwear
>>23722656
bump
>/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- NTR edition
>getting blue balls after long business trips
>suspecting they're not really going to "Bible study"
>never actually ERPing because all your potential partners are too busy typefucking someone else
This is the thread for all your lewd roleplaying and smutcrafting needs. This thread is for (mostly) freeform roleplaying of a sexual nature. Create a character (it really works best if you use F-list) and jump in chat and have sexual misadventures. This is NOT your thread for posting Skype or kik or snapchat. We're not interested in cybering or sexting. The type of roleplaying for this thread is more like your (sex) Dungeons & Dragon (dildos). Don't feel like you *need* to be something fantastical, though, there's plenty of demand for anime schoolgirls and NEETs and wrestlers and punk rockers and other modern character types.
We'll provide advice and feedback on F-list characters, and if you post your profile or flirt in the thread, you might just get typefucked by the character of your dreams.
For examples of what we do, check out:
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/Aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel
Previous Thread >>23591019
>>23678085
Spectacular. This is the best thing.
>>23678158
N-No kinkshaming!!!
Any /trumpgirls/?
Right wing /polsoc/ thread general
>A/S/L
23/f/usa
>Sexual Orientation
str8 enough
>Relationship Status
leave me alone
>Text / Mic / Cam
text unless i lov u
>MBTI Type
infj? idk/c
>Favorite Music
i just listen to a bunch of garbage (not the band)
ugh it's effort to list it all. i like sludge stuff, post punk, shoegaze, black metal, pop, rap, punk, blues, death metal, thrash, dumb old emo stuff, goth nerd stuff, trap, lo fi junk, experimental w/e, i dont care
>Favorite Movies
blue velvet, trainspotting, over the top, the shining, oldboy, the virgin suicides, breakfast at tiffanys, blue velvet, clueless, daisies, mulholland drive, heathers, n?co z alenky, the craft, 8 1/2, con air, funny face, the fan, blue velvet
>Favorite TV Shows
twin peaks, fraiser, curb your enthusiasm, community, top of the lake, gilmore girls, peep show, 30 rock, house of cards, arrested development, empire, sons of anarchy, oz, bobs burgers, everything on food network, idk i try to watch all the shows i can
right now i'm watching daredevil and then gonna watch the wire...finally
>Favorite Books
on the road, last exit to brooklyn, south of the boarder west of the sun, mrs dalloway, the great gatsby, wasted, the jungle, the screwtape letters, infinite jest, factotum
>Favorite Vidya
idk any
>Interests
i have no interests anymore i am tired of typing
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /soc/ /cry/
>Are you a NEET?
not right now
>What languages do you speak?
english and very very limited spanish (learning)
>What are you looking for?
a friend
>What are you not looking for?
weirdos, nerds, creepy ppl, werewolves, dic pix, people that use the emoticon :3
>Contact Info
autisticgothgirl
im a trump girl but stay in the UK.
daddy trump better win.
>>23751184
Far right is the only qt
Snapchat send nudes when ever where ever when called on and just flirtin
What?
For people who want to casually flirt and send nudes
wombo89 girls preferred
nerdy black girl looking to kik with cute guys. post ur kik and ill add.
> be 25+
> be white
> be nerdy
> don't be a fag
Timestamp, faggot
Whattoevendo kik me, bud
kik: Josh0003526589
white 26 guy here
Vegas and valley meet up thread! Any Vegas fags want to meet up and fuck around?
702/M/25
I guess no vegas fags
Bump there's gotta be people in this city.
Transient town so it's hard to find folks. I'm here though.
Dick rate thread since the rest died out
>>23740188
Shaved juicy head
8/10
Would love to see more angles
Shaved for this pic
/tinder/ - Tinder General
I need your help /soc/. I have a 36 year old milf who wants to go get coffee this week and I'm terrified. The brief conversation we had was pretty serious/not flirtatious whatsoever. I can't help but feel like this is going to go more like a job interview than a date, and I don't want to waste my time on that. How do I find out if she's DTF, cause that's all I want really. She's also a lawyer and seems pretty straight laced.
Also, tinder general. Post profiles, get tips, etc.
TINDER, Lol I'll tell you about tinder
Did you know the name comes from a tinder box because it contained lots of matches
But like, did you ever try to actually light a match with a tinderbox, you need a fucking striker, a tinder box does not only contain matches
so like, you need a match and a striker in your tinderbox.
so like, I guess striker represent having a good profile pic and some game now?
>>23733724
That was the worst analysis of the situation. Congrats on your sub par metaphor though
>>23733708
Well its hard to say without context
Can you post the convo?
New "Anything Goes" Kik Thread! Clean and Dirty!
>>23721601
26/m/straight.
Looking for females to chat. Clean or dirty. It's whatever. I'll provide a pic if you message me
Kik: Throwitaway89
Nightshade2x
30/m looking for a f that wants to give inspiration for running one out. Kik @Tmoney.3030
Why no ausfag thread?
Ausfag Thread
22/M/3072
Tired after first week at new job. But hey my job doesn't suck anymore.
22/M/MELB
not working an 'lovin it
19/M/2062
Work at Shared Services
>>23714290
22/m/also Melb
In my first year of my 3rd course at uni
i have been denying i am gay for years.. now i really need to just listen to some sense., i mean i want to hear dirty talk.
i mean. you can call me if you want..
im in england, its my fantasy to have someone just randomly call me and say dirty gay stuff.. i will act like i'm not expecting it.. that means you should talk more dirty. ok? +44 7784 844230
i mean. you can call me if you want..
im in england, its my fantasy to have someone just randomly call me and say dirty gay stuff.. i will act like i'm not expecting it.. that means you should talk more dirty. ok? plus 44 then 7784 844230
i have a fantasy to act all angry and pretend like i'm not interested... hard to get.. you know,, so if i do that, pleeeeease just try harder, then i might just arrange a date with you,,, but only if you talk real dirty... and don't give up!!! my name is Gee by the way.
